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BRO WHAT WHY THE FUCK ARE SPOTIFY LYRICS NOW LIMITED??????

#BRO IM SO NOT OKAY WITH THIS #im crying #spotify #spotify lyrics #spotify crisis #otishenanigans

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Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

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Barty “the only test he’s ever failed is a drug test” Crouch JR.

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LITERALLY

this is the most jegulus variant that ever varianted and i cannot and will not ever get over it

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Random employee (seeing Sirius’ engagement ring on his finger): Oh! Who’s the lucky lady?

Sirius: What?

Random Employee: The ring on your finger is an engagement ring right? Who popped the question? You or her?

Sirius: I’m wearing ripped skinny jeans, a gay pride shirt, and I have a full face of makeup on right now.

Sirius: And you think I’m with a girl??

Employee: …

(later)

Sirius: I need to look gayer

Remus: What?

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why does caspervi have such an accurate depiction of regulus

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im sorry but ‘enemies to lovers’ isn’t the right thing to describe jegulus

it’s more along the lines of ‘regulus has something against sirius so that means he has to hate james … wait nvm lol’ whilst james is just obliviously head over heels

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“I came across a fallen tree, I saw the branches of it looking at me,

Is this the place we used to love? Is this the place that I’ve been dreaming of?”

But it’s Remus when he’s alone after the war.

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James: Look what I caught!

Sirius: What?

James: A stray cat!

Sirius:

James:

Sirius: That’s Regulus.

James: Stray cat!

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💋 ✨🌒

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Regulus: I love you.

James , not paying attention: What was that?

Regulus: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

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James: is it hot in here or is it just you?

Regulus:

Regulus: YOUR ON FIRE STOP FLIRTING DUMBASS

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Barty: I’m going to kill my dad

Evan: Sure we can kill my dad too my house is on the way

Regulus: I volunteer killing my parents as a trial run

Everyone else:

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Evan: Is something burning?

Barty: Just my love for you.

Evan: Barty, the toaster is on fire.

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The Monica and Ross fight but it’s Sirius and Regulus:

Regulus: Dad, that wasn’t Uncle Alphard that stole your money, it was Sirius.

Sirius: Bella didn’t steal from the the wine cabinet, Regulus did.

Regulus: Sirius hasn’t had a job for a year!

Sirius: REGULUS AND JAMES ARE LIVING TOGETHER!

James: …

Regulus: Sirius got married to Remus and then got divorced…AGAIN

Walburga: …

Orion: …

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I’m so convinced that the only reason the Marauders find out about Remus being a werewolf is because of Regulus cause let’s be real all of them are dumbasses like this is how it prob went down

Sirius: My new best friend gets sick every month I don’t know what to do

Regulus *innocently*: oh so he’s like a werewolf?

Sirius *scandalised* : No-

Sirius: *thinking back to all the times Remus’s sickness coincided with the full moon*

Sirius: Oh fuck

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it’s 2am and im delusional

#otishenanigans #random #delusional #im just a girl era