#why not with these dumbasses

[cozystars]

Funny silly penguin people

#finished #penguins of madagascar #dreamworks #idea that Rico just speaks Spanish with a VERY gravely voice #that and I didn’t look into military ranks because that would be asking too much from me #I just looked at old navy and pilot stuff. had to but that new knowledge to use #why not with these dumbasses #enjoy! #I’d also post the Dave’s I doodled but uh *shoves those under a carpet* THEYRE UNDERCOOKED

[houseswife]

practically emanating

#the original video is from bra1ncryst4ls #idk just something about the fact that EVERYBODY CAN SEE IT. and it goes both ways… #what if we were both the losing dog. what then. #house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #james wilson #hatecrimes md #house/wilson #edit: girl help I was sloshed when I made this. why did I leave in my entire phone screen. also the commenter used the word basically and #my dumbass could not read apparently. erm. just a disclaimer IM NOT ACTUALLY THIS STUPID NORMALLY WHEN COMPOSING POSTS 💀💀 I think.

[found--family]

cas would not kiss dean first. dean would also not kiss cas first. this is their tragedy. but a shapeshifter or some kind of monster clone or djinn dream would initiate the first kiss and they would 100% return it. or the real dean and cas would've just simply fallen together somehow like tripped and fell and gravity would bring their mouths together whoops anyway they'd both take it from there - and that's not fate pulling strings it's just dumb luck for these two dumbasses (affectionate)

#destiel #thoughts #and btw: i don't know why everyone thinks i'm trying to woobify cas by saying he wouldn't kiss dean first. #fact: dude literally waited for death's door to confess his love so he wouldn't burden dean with his feels - but at least he could #use them to save dean. and he thought he couldn't have dean (the one thing he wanted..) which is why he didn't make the first move #bc he thought there would be no further moves. i don't understand what's not clicking. anyway they're both dumbasses #don't bother fighting me i know i'm right

[gl1tched-g0th]

"Wow you write this character really well!" Thanks I knew them personally

#I'm writing another source fic #and I thought this was funny #me writing Reeve. one of my best friends: wow I wrote him pretty in character! wonder why That is #like girl. #girl you Knew him. #Im a little bit of a dumbass sometimes #the hollow #the hollow netflix #fictive #introject #source memories #did alter

[sentientsky]

breaking news: local divorced not-man is having a terrible fucking time

#I feel like I say this every time but sorry for the shitty pixelation — my dumbass forgot to change the canvas size and dpi #this isn’t all the way done (not to the point where I’d consider it finished) but I’m too tired to keep working on it #so here [chucks the .png through your window] #good omens #I fuckign hate drawing the folds in clothes oh my god why is it so harddddd #my art #crowley #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #aziraphale #aziracrow #go2 #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #good omens season 2 #good omens fanart #Crowley fanart #good omens angst #gomens #gomens 2 #David tennant #anthony j crowley #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable divorce #final fifteen #art #fanart #gomens fanart #good omens 2 fanart

[nightgoodomens]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

#long kiss #kept on going #neat #why are they gone #I have questions #three takes! #good omens #crowley #ineffable fandom #good ineffable omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable boyfriends #ineffable dumbasses #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #aziraphale #aziracrow

[essektheylyss]

I'm also still laughing that he really showed up, introduced himself as an Archivist of the Cobalt Soul, and then insinuated that they were going to go extrajudicially hunt down, capture, and "interrogate" a Cerberus Assembly Archmage. Sir, archivists do not do that kind of thing, least of all on their own, LEAST OF ALL with a bunch of random hooligans they were just sent to collect for an unrelated excursion. Quite honestly, that was the thing I kept going back to in evidence of, there is absolutely no way this is a legit archivist.

#sir you kNOW how the cobalt soul works #why didn't you use 'expositor' #'trained sorcerer' THE COBALT SOUL IS NOT TRAINING SORCERERS #SORCERERS DON'T GET TRAINED #you lying idiot. you absolute dumbass. you beautiful fugitive who has miraculously stayed alive for seven years. #I love him SO much #but actually his bit about his mother being a barmaid was actually deeply charming and that was the one moment I had a sliver of doubt #the way he delivered that bit was great and I do joke but he is a very good liar when he really needs to be #he's charming! he's got high charisma! he's a delight! he can spin a tale! #also honestly very funny for me personally. for tiefling fic reasons. #cr spoilers #essek thelyss #critical role

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc wherein learning magic is similar to learning how to play music. 

So basically, the creation of a summoning spell is like a full composition/song made of smaller components or ‘notes’ for things like gravity shifting, and geolocation, and transportation etc. which is why Magic can be taught and spells can be man-made. 

Danny, however, is the equivalent of having Perfect Pitch. He can compose entire songs of spells without really thinking about it due to his royal titles (ambassador/king/high prince) but doesn’t really know how to be specific which lands him in some trouble with Clockwork. His portals are coming along a lot better with the help of Wulf but its critical that Danny learns how to control the range of his magic *something something, for the timestream something* *blah blah according to the will of the ancients blah blah*. 

So put on the course to learn Magic, Danny decides to hunt down the House of Mystery and study up by himself. He’s doing community college online, what could a little bit of Magic self study really do to his schedule? This place has literally every magic resource he could need! 

Turns out he has a roommate in the House of Mystery- John Constantine does not take well to the fact that half of the spells Danny is creating are causing him issues with the JL. Random shit appearing, random shit disappearing, portals everywhere and don’t get him started on the fucking ICE present on every bloody thing the magic reaches. Not to mention there is no reason a normal human kid should be able to have this much power behind his spells. 

John attempts to teach Danny the basics like a little kid gets stickers placed on the keys of a piano. The problem is Danny has the ability to compose entire scores of Magic all on his own, and absolutely abhors the training wheels John is putting on him. 

Danny: You’re patronizing me! 

John: You deserve to be patronized. 

Just like, Danny learning Magic in various ways that you might teach kids to play musical instruments from the various Magic users in the JLD. Causing chaos along the way, found family, the whole nine. Stickers on the instruments for notes, taking away guitar strings that are ‘more advanced’ and replaying Twinkle, Twinkle little star over and over again. 

Danny can play the Magic equivalent of Tchaikovsky’s Swan Lake but cannot play Chopsticks. 

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dcxdp #dc x dp #Danny Phantom #john constantine #jld #justice league #dc universe #Danny learning magic is a full journey #john is just as amazed as he is annoyed #eventually he turns to captain marvel and says 'hes your problem now' #'billy has no idea how to teach Danny cause he also randomly came into his ability to do magic #Zatana is losing her mind cause shes in total awe of him but also what a dumbass #Dr fate nopes the fuck out of there #eventually John figures out that the kid is mostly using ghost magic #and then assumes the worst about the kid being a revenant or something #Danny will not explain being the ghost king for any reason #why? #because its funnier to answer 'idk dude im from illinois'

[salamispots]

making a little comic with the little sea angel/sea butterfly friends 👀

+ some sketches when I went to the aquarium (again hhsh)

#artists on tumblr #sketchbook stuff #decided to let the other story/drawing cook more #will get back to that another time #went to new york aquarium for the first time! :O #wouldn't mind going back to draw more since I went with fam and it's kinda hard to draw #when there's people waiting/wanting to go do other stuff #also I'm a dumbass and finally know why my dip nibs weren't working #or I knew you were supposed to get the oil on the nibs off but it wasn't working till I saw a youtube vid #that mentioned something acidic/rubbing alcohol/saliva #and some nibs I had were super stubborn so I used lemon juice and it worked mHSHSA #windsor and newton fineliner my beloved

[intotheelliwoods]

Some practice featuring the one and only~

@dianagj-art

#lmao hmm wonder why im practicing.... #ok time to run off and draw the thing I was SUPPOSED to be drawing today #rottmnt #slau #diana what are your au tags????? #dumbass leo au #<- perfect #separated leo au #rise leo #the besties #<- not really but im using this as a slau tag too

[iamyourdensityy]

i am devastated.

#dont talk to me #dont look at me #dont touch me #like #?? #why would you say that. #good omens #good omens 2 #crowley #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #a.z. fell #im a dumbass i forgot thats what he called himself #im high whatever

[lotus-pear]

what do you call this specific flavor of dynamic

#and why do i fucking love it sm. #dumbass coworkers? toxic bffs? bastard x likes the bastard and is mad about it? insufferable husbands? #they're both besties but i can't prove it!!!! i swear they're like the besties ever i promise #same characters different font tbh. asigiri and gege working together to make the funniest duos in their respective series #auuughhh i love tired perfectionist blonds who wear glasses and are absolutely fucking done with their one specific coworker #jjk #bsd

[skelekins]

(´〜｀*) fumes why are u sneakin mustard packets in the middle of the night

#u just gotta ask little dude #bittybones #fell bitty #bitty fumes #skelekins art #doodles #hes gonna make a mess isnt he #lil stinker #going back to bed (´〜｀*) zzz #actually he doesnt even need to ask #why u sneakin tho #when ur bitty removes his slippers for stealth but it backfires because the click click click of his lil feets wakes u up #dumbass /affectionate

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

atp phil’s like “ffs i wish i could hit you with a car then i wouldn’t have to be stuck with your annoying dramatic ass 🙄”

#winning the idgaf war every day of the week #good for him #phil doing the least because he’s too hot and cool and pretty and funny and famous for this shit #he has better things to do with his time #why would be take care of the dumbass who got him 3 lamps 🙄 #also the way that i feel like our parents are fighting and trying to get us to pick a side- #“TELL HIM HOW BAD OF A PERSON HE IS FOR NOT TAKING ME TO HOSPITAL” #“NO YOU TELL HIM HES BEING A WHINY OVER DRAMATIC LITTLE BITCH” #mum dad please don’t put us in this position we can’t do phivorce 2.0 #dan and phil #dnp #phan #dan howell #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #danisnotonfire #yeet my deet #yeet my deenp #d&p #danandphilgames

[lamina-tsrif]

the new one piece chapter goes so unbelieveibly fucking hard. however. i genuinely think that was the meanest thing sanji could have ever called zoro ever

#one piece #one piece is crazy good this week etc etc #but. oh MAN #burden????? from SANJI?????? to ZORO???????? #oda?? zoro n sanji fallout arc after egghead????? for me??? please???????????? 🙏🙏 #and it was out of left field????? #i get sanji being stressed out bc everythings blowing up but like. normally it would only be 'idiot' or 'dumbass' or just 'mosshead' #but burden??? with that panel he looks so fucking serious like it wasnt a joke #i know he didnt say that knowing zoro could hear it. why the fuck did he say that #the way my mouth fucking fell open #one piece spoilers

[lamaiemiei]

another date, this time with ferrie

+croissants that shall unfortunately be given to filth

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #ferryman ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabv1el #ferrygabe #ferrygabv1el #v1gabe #fan art #my art #would've drawn a background in the second one if i knew what to choose #also the stores in the first one are just. first thing that came to mind #in the third one Gabriel is fidgeting with his loincloth btw #make of that what you will #i am aware i drew ferryman's holy cloth like shit in that same first one i'm sorry #he/him ferryman btw; just dresses femme #i sometimes feel so dumb drawing stuff like this #like “why are you drawing this about ultrakill this makes no sense it's stupid unrealistic oversugary mush you fucking dumbass” #yeah. that's how it goes in my brain lol