#why is he so hot it’s fucked

[kyooongie]

the category is baekhyun walking candids that make me want to eat him

#seriously. #why is he so hot it’s fucked #baaaaaekhyun 🧟‍♀️ #the things i think abt him #i shant say #(i would be institutionalized) #bbh #baekhyun #byun baekhyun #exo #lq baekhyun #lq exo #baekhyun icons

[cora-vizsla]

Paz: “Look this shiny guy is a piece of shit. And his kid is weird. And don’t even get me started on this princess bitch. But this guy.. he’s MY piece of shit. And this kid is one of us even tho idk how his weird ass ears are gonna go in a helmet. And this princess.. man i just gave up on my kid and she was like nah bruh let’s climb this mountain.. So let’s fucking go kill some pirates. This is the way.”

#star wars #paz vizsla #paz viszla #the mandalorian incorrect quotes #the mandolarian #din djarin #bo katan kryze #big blue #this man has so much hate #I swear I heard Din roll his fucking eyes #why did it sound metal #like how did he SOUND annoyed when he didn’t speak yet #you can’t convince me that they didn’t kick the shit out of each other as kids #why is this man so large #as big as a mythosaur #the mandalorian #he’s so fucking hot #big blue bastard

[norrisleclercf1]

Fuckboi lando back

#why is he dressed like a walking red flag #i mean i love it cause damn #but RED FLAG #love him #hes so hot #fuck #lando norris #ln4 #ln #f1 #formula 1 #f1 fandom #formula one #f1 x reader

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou has never cared much about whether or not his partner is experienced, or less experienced. Never had much of a kink or fetish when it came down to how much sexual experience someone had, but—there’s just something about you. You with your unsure lip biting and lowered eyes, your twisting hands and nervous little chuckles.

“I don’t really know how to kiss,” you share with him, a secret, a whisper passed from your hovering mouth to his own. It’s been an odd some amount of dates you two have been on by now, and this time you went back to his apartment afterwards. You sit on your knees beside him on his too big couch, his legs facing you, arm around your waist, yours around his shoulders.

“Really?” Bakugou asks, doesn’t mean to sound as teasing as he does, as breathless. But, he’s surprised more than anything—you, as sinfully seductive as you are, don’t know how to kiss someone? He leans back to take you all in, a tiny little smile lilting the corners of his mouth.

“No, not really,” you murmur, running a hand through the hair on his nape, eyes bouncing all over his face, yet avoiding his eyes. “Will you teach me?” You ask, and who is Bakugou if not a weak man?

So he shows you the proper way to kiss somebody, a hands on demonstration. He pulls you in real close, guides your head to tilt to the right, purse your lips like this, run your tongue over his like that. Now suck on it, let out all the pretty sounds if it feels good, kiss him just like that. And before you know it, you’re a pro.

The next time you see him, you ask him the proper way to give someone a hickey. I don’t wanna give you a blood clot, you had laughed, sitting on his lap this time. And Bakugou, ever the great teacher that he is, shows you how. Demonstrating on your neck, your collarbone, your tummy, your inner thigh, the curve of your ass. You don’t give him nearly as many hickeys as he gives you, but the big purpled one sitting over his pulse point, he wears proudly until it fades. And after that, he’s asking for another, and another.

And after a few months into your relationship, do things finally start getting real hot and heavy. He sits at the island in his place, tired, arms folded, back leaning against the island and his head lolled over on his shoulders. He’s surprised when you sink to your knees in front of him, all doe eyed and incubus smile, hands resting on his thighs.

“Can you show me how?” You don’t even have to specify what you’re talking about, but you eye the way his cock already jumps to attention under his shorts. If this were anyone else, he’d bat them away and tell them that he didn’t feel like playing teacher. But with you—he’d gladly show you any and everything your heart has ever yearned to know.

“Breathe through your nose, baby.” He instructs you, hand gathering your hair in his fists. Your mouth stretches wide around his cock, eyes watering, but you push through it all. He tells you to wrap your lips around your teeth, to swallow whenever his tip brushes the back of your throat. Shows you how to stroke whatever you can’t reach, rub his balls in your palm whenever he starts getting close.

He doesn’t have to teach you how to swallow.

When you ride Bakugou for the first time, you don’t even have to ask for instructions. Just give him that look, all pouty and pitiful, hands on his chest as you grind against his cock resting against your lower belly. Barely any words are spoken as he guides you, lifts your hips, teases his tip against your hole, stomach fluttering in anticipation.

After that, you feel like a pro when it comes to doing anything with Bakugou. But, he doesn’t mind playing teacher whenever you need a little bit of guidance.

#I hate this fucking app with a burning passion #bc why did it take me almost ten mins to edit this #bc it kept crashing and acting DOMB #annoyed and overstimulated 😝 (help) #this was what I thot of at 6am yesterday lmfao I liked how it came out #he is so vury hot to me I need him carnally #okay bye I have to pee and I’m baking and nawt happy about it #bakugou treats! 🍬 #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #are the tags working yet???? I’ve given up on them :/

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

#pjo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #Percy shows up at CJ and squints at Nico like ''hm. why do i feel like i hate you? like i just wanna punch you in the face?'' #and Nico just immediately goes ''huh no idea anyways i have to go-'' and jumps into Tartarus #but not before he gives Hazel essentially a detailed explanation of ''this is Percy i cant say much but please dont let him die <3'' #and Nico's whole Tartarus trip was basically a whole ''im doing this so no one else has to'' #only for Percy and Annabeth to fall in like one book later and Nico proceeds to spend the next book internally screaming about it #and then Cupid calls him out on it and the next book #Nico's just like ''at this point im hoping i keel over within the next week just so i can force this dumb crush to chill the fuck out'' #Nico staring pointedly at Will: ''For my own sake i need to form another crush RIGHT NOW so i can finally get over Percy.'' #''this has been so bad for my health'' #Nico's crush on Percy is just too funny to me. horrible pick my guy. terrible job. love that for you. he could not be less interested. #Percy LITERALLY TRIES TO KILL NICO and ditch him in the underworld and Nico is somehow STILL like ''but i love him'' #Percy basically chokes him. beats up his dad. tells him ''go get smited by your dad for me.'' and ditches him. #and Nico's opinions/crush on him DO NOT CHANGE #though also Nico's reaction to Percy beating up his dad + skeletons is SO funny. his jaw is on the floor. he's flustered about it. #he just witnessed Percy be incredibly hot and proceeded to go ''yea i'll do anything for this man. collect reinforcements of 3 gods? sure'' #nico you absolute DISASTER with HORRIBLE TASTE. you can do better. raise your standards. #which tbh is funnier when you factor in sun and the star. Nico just wont stop crushing on guys who dislike him and everything he stands for

[charles-pitlane]

I can't do this anymore. I CAN'T.

#fucking hell why is he so hot #look at that smile #LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL SMILE AND DIMPLES #This will be truly illegal from him #charles leclerc

[canisalbus]

Absolutely sending me that vasco sleeps butt fucking naked with his weird little Victorian doll boyfriend

Different strokes for different folks.

Vasco finds sleepwear kind of unnecessary and restricting. He doesn't insist on sleeping nude and can go to bed decently dressed if the situation calls for it, but if it's up to him and he's comfortable and in trusted company, he prefers wearing very little.

Machete gets cold easily and has weird body image issues, not being properly covered tends to distress him. Plus he has a thing for high guality garments and wants to look pretty or at least passably presentable even in bed.

#Vasco grew up smothered in luxury so even though he enjoys dressing flashy and taking care of his appearances #he still ends up prioritizing comfort and convenience especially in private #the thought of somehow falling from his high lifestyle scarcely crosses his mind #Machete grew up in ascetic surroundings and wasn't allowed to have nice things until he began earning his own money as an adult #when he eventually started being able to afford silk (the softest fanciest material around but outrageously expensive) #there was no turning back he wants to wear that 24/7 #Machete thinks Vasco is hot (easy on the eyes) and hot (warm to the touch) so he may sleep butt fucking naked in his bed all he wants #and Vasco thinks Machete looks cute in his silly frilly nightgowns and he knows he wears them to feel better about himself so why not #everybody wins #answered #anonymous #Vaschete lore

[straykidsholicleigh]

look in the mirror

warnings: penetration~, use of names (slut, baby, bitch), implied blowjob 😃, spanking, hair pulling, yeah

a/n: sorry not sorry sorry~~

credits: dividers by @cafekitsune & @not-the-herb-sage ♡

“Look up, filthy slut.” Hyunjin muttered, fucking you hard as he had you on your knees in front of a mirror, holding you up by your hair. You let out broken and choked moans, your wrists tied to your back with a red string (all I see is red lights- I'll stop-).

Hyunjin grunted, slapping your ass with his free hand as stuck his tongue out, a smirk growing on his face as he tilted his head to the side. “Baby's got a lot off brat in her huh?” He said as he gripped your hair tighter. You let out a choked sob, tears streaming down your face as you tried your best to find your voice. When you couldn't, hyunjin squeezed your tits, biting your shoulder as you let out a scream.

“Answer me slut,” you nodded your head frantically. “Y-yes got a lot of b-brat in me, y-eah- Oh!” Hyunjin chuckled, readjusting your position as yanked your head up by your hair, smirking as he saw your eyes dart to your reflection in the mirror.

“Look at you baby, so pliant and small. Makes me wanna cum inside your pretty little mouth, hmm? The mouth that spat degrading words at me earlier. Should I punish that mouth like how I'm punishing your filthy cunt?” You moaned, nodded your head to whatever he said even though you weren't really paying attention.

“I-i think, cum 'm cum?” You were blabbering now, unable to form proper sentences. Hyunjin just nodded, slapping your ass again and moving his hand down to your clit to rub frantic circles. “Cum you filthy slut.”

You let out a sobbing scream, to which he had to slap his hand against your mouth to keep you quite. You squirted around his dick as your thighs shook, blabbering nonsense into his hand.

When you calmed down from your high, Hyunjin removed his hand from your mouth, getting up from behind the bed and pulling you by your hair, making you kneel in front of him as he stood before you, an eyebrow raised.

“What? You said I could fuck your filthy mouth? So suck, bitch.”

©straykidsholicleigh

#stray kids #stray kids hard thoughts #stray kids smut #kpop #hyunjin #hyunjin imagines #hyunjin smut #hyunjin fanfic #hyunjin is so hot #hyunjin x reader #hard dom hyunjin #hyunjin degrade me #WHY CAN'T HE FUCK ME IN THE A-

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price introduces the Sears and Roebuck Vincent Price collection

#vincent price #sears #sears and Roebuck #painting #paintings #art #god hes so tall. #why does he need a step ladder? #hes so sexy and hot #fuck #so big #so tall so broad so bisexual #im fine. this is fine #sexyyyyyy #i need him *grabby hands* #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set

[yrsonpurpose]

Please be patient with me, and I promise I will try and be brave for us. Because when they write the history of my life, I want it to include you, and my love for you.

#rwrb #rwrbedit #red white and royal blue #alex x henry #firstprince #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #userveronika #userninz #usernuria #usersteen #chrissiewatts #userlang #usermaloune #mine* #leave me alone im having a moment (or several) #just thinking how brave he was <333 #he really stood on that balcony like yes im gay and so what but also look at my hot boyfriend fuck you all #when he said 'i certainly hope not' yeah! why would he go back he's only going forward baby

[togaki-kun]

Gojo “No one is allowed to take youth from young people” Satoru and Nanami “Being a child is not a sin” Kento can actually be so personal.

#nanago #i genuinely forgot gojo had that line but hot damn does it make me consider just how similar he and nanami are in that aspect #like. they both had life ripped away from them young. #gojo with himself and riko and then nanami with haibara. #they were each only 16/17 and the realities of sorcery caught up to them faster than it should have. #so yeah they’re pretty intense about their beliefs. they fucking had it stolen from them #which is why they’re adamant on others not experiencing the same thing they went through. #i adore them both So so much. #and i wish they could have fulfilled their dreams #jjk spoilers #tagging this with that last thing just in case anybody comes across these tags and shouldn’t have

[ghouljams]

Oh I am thinking many dirty thoughts about cowboy!Gaz.

Your relationship with him has been hard to pin down. Sexually I mean, romantically you're solid. Soulmates that found each other at just the right time, two people who are better together than they ever were apart. He's a father to your child you never thought you'd find, and he makes you happier than you ever thought possible. And the sex is fucking phenomenal.

You were worried that a military guy would be pushy and macho about everything but Gaz is sweet. He's kinky and fun without forcing you into one role or another, he talks you through what he likes, helps you find new things you like and once the door closes he worships you. Puts his mouth on you like you're his last meal, drags his tongue along your cunt and groans at the taste. He kisses your thighs, your stomach, as he fingers you open. There isn't an inch of you he hasn't laid his adoration upon. He's slow and teasing and you are never in a mood to rush him when he makes you feel like a God.

Even the rare degradation is buried in praise. You're "Such a good little slut" his "perfect whore", layers words of affection, like he can't tell you enough how much he loves you. You take him so well, you're so beautiful, you're such a pretty toy. All for him, all of you for him. He brings you to the edge again and again just letting you feel the tension in your muscles, until all it takes is his cock slipping into your needy cunt to cum.

And when he tells you he wants "another baby" as if your little bugger is his too? God, he can do whatever he wants to make that happen you will enjoy every second of it. Even when hours later you have more cun in you than you think is really necessary you'll still murmur a quiet thank you against his lips, and he'll hum and tell you it was his absolute pleasure.

#cod x reader #x reader #cod x oc #x oc #gaz x oc #kyle garrick x oc #kyle garrick x reader #kyle garrick #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick mw2 #gaz x reader #gaz modern warfare #oc: birdie #they have a shotgun wedding i just fucking know it #Gaz i am on my knees PLEASE #GIMME A MOMENT AND ILL MAKE IT A LIFETIME BABY #i was looking at photos of him today and just 👀🫠 #why he look like that hes so fucking hot #mdni #long post #f!reader

[copias-juicebox]

the AUDACITY OF TAMBOURINE FLIPFLOP!

#day 1 #the way he is gazing down at her?? and THE AUDACITY OF THAT MAN TO CHEW FUCKING GUM WHILE DOING SOO??!! #everything screams DADDY #i am going insane why is he so fine??? #what is he so hot for?? #i love (1) swedish man #he is sooo handsome man please give me a break man #tobias forge #ghost #ghost band #papa emeritus #ghesties #ghost sweden #myedit #papa emeritus iv #copia #the band ghost #ghost bc

[kneelingshadowsalome]

I want to see König’s reaction if he finds out reader has nipple piercing, plzzzzzzz Salome🥹❤️

Initial reaction: shock... followed by a flushed face and a mouth hanging slightly open.

“Did it… hurt?” He asks a bit timidly, as if it’s the weather you’re discussing here.

“Like a bitch,” you confess, and after that… well.

He wants to have a lick. If there’s a piercing on both of your nipples, he’s going to have a hard time deciding which nipple he needs to give attention to the most. Somehow gets this thought in his head that you should sit on his lap and he should be inside you while he licks them… That way he can see if you clench and just how much

If you’re riding him, he stares at your breasts like it's the first time he sees a pair of tits :( the look on his face both adoring and painful. If you comment on it, he complains that they’re staring at him, not the other way around.

#he's so conflicted… #what did you do to your beautiful breasts? and why does it look so fucking HOT? #his knees are buckling from under him #the only thing standing is his cock... so why not jump on it ^^

[machi-komacineee]

Gif Chrollo Lucilfer | 1999 💕

The old version

#why he’s so #so fucking hot #gorgeous #hxh #hunter x hunter #phantom troupe #hxh phantom troupe #hxh 1999 #1999 #1999s #chrollo lucilfer #hxh chrollo #chrollo hunter x hunter #kuroro #kuroro lucilfer #kuroro rushirufuru #tenor gif #hxh gif #anime gif #gif #tenor #number 0 #boss

[fairyofshampgyu]

Oh…i need him so bad. 😀!$$>>>€€>>!!€<<€*6!!€><€$€^#€$£!!€><HHHGH

#anyone else going crazy…lol #I dont think I’ll survive his actual variety show tbh #WHY IS HE SO HOT AND CUTE AT THE SAME TIME #IDK WHETHER I WANT TO FUCK HIM OR BE FUCKED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #when he like whines out hyung…yeah and he was like kinda whimpering…yeah #LMAO SOOBIN STRUGGLING #AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON TAEHYUN #WHY WERE THEY GROPING EACH OTHERS CHESTS #WHY CANT THAT BE ME #beomgyu !<3