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fullsunised · 9 months

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hii!! can i request maybe scenarios or bullet points (whichever you like) of things dreamies would do with their partner? like fluffy and all. ty btw i like what you write <3

𝙉𝘾𝙏 𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈¹⁹: 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗬 𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗘 𝗗𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗛 𝗬𝗢𝗨

genre: fluff

trigger warnings: none

a/n: well hope this is what you wanted and thank you for loving my work </3 i love you sm. I did the top 3 things types and have included like affection types as well bro idfk what I made anyways. jungkook is so leng bro.

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late night calls. cause he's so busy, he absolutely adores talking to you over calls especially after a long day. just the thought of you being there for him is enough for him. yall just be talking about anything fr, from gossips, complains to how the day has been going, anything fr.

music. making music, listening to music, writing lyrics all that. he loves spending time with you doing what he loves the most- if you share the same passion, that's great because he's coming to you for help a lot and that. sharing playlists, listening to your favourite songs.

calling each other dude and bro. those are endearing terms for both of you. it's funny how easily you two do it, making everyone else doubt if you're actually dating but nah that's so normal in your part. you'd be calling him dude and bro everytime you have to make a point and him doing the same to catch your attention. of course there are occasional baby, and babe slipped in.

┊ ➶ ｡˚ ° ✧. ┊ ⁭ ❝ 𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗝𝗨𝗡 𝗛𝗨𝗔𝗡𝗚 ❞

painting skies with you. bro loves the company of you and the setting sun, calms his mind like no other. your sessions consist of you two making fun of each other's drawings, talking about life, future, present- or sometimes its just quiet, where yall are enjoying each other's presence.

watching moomin. even if you aren't actually watching it, the show just plays in the background while you two talk softly. these usually happen during nights, right before both of you are about to sleep. yk just the peace and quiet, with moomin in the background. thats it, that's heaven for him.

holding hands. he loves it man. just how perfectly your hands fit in his. he's just going about on his day, your hand in his when he suddenly kisses your hand, happy that you're by his side all the time, even if not physically. his favourite type of pda.

┊ ➶ ｡˚ ° ✧. ┊ ⁭ ❝ 𝗝𝗘𝗡𝗢 𝗟𝗘𝗘 ❞

gyming. although he isn't much into working out all the time, he loves going to the gym with you. like one of them routines yall have atleast thrice a week to keep both of you fit. he helps you with your workouts, and that.

watching anime. considering how bro loves one piece, yall be watching it most of the time (me fr). it wouldn't be just one piece it would be a lot of airing animes, that you two talk to your fans about on lives causing them to ship you two lmao.

having your arms around him. this is not an activity but boy loves it when you rest your arms on him or like touch him even slightly. makes him feel secure, and confirms the fact for him constantly that you're there for him.

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gaming. boy is gaming 24/7, so he expects you to do so with him as well. both of you are either competing with each other, or teaming up to beat others but either way that's his favourite pass time activity to do with you.

you sitting on his lap. just like how jeno likes you touching him constantly, my sun likes you on his lap especially on those days when you are lazy and don't feel like gaming, he loves you on his lap, watching him play while giving him ideas and that. boy plays 200 times better like that.

making playlists. yall would probably have like a playlist for every occasion and situation. oh someone is crying, play the sad songs, someone is mad play the angry playlist..yall do this so much that others find you bare annoying but it's your source of entertainment.

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cooking. you'd cook, he'd watch- or he'd cook you'd watch, or both of you will cook and make a mess out of the whole kitchen but in the end yall will be making dishes that are meant for the books- cooking is a natural talent for you two. he's on a day off, he's over your house and you two are cooking every meal for the day together.

watching horror films. you know how much he loves watching them. even if you're scared to death, he'd make sure you sit, tugging onto his arm while he watches it with no soul whatsoever. like what's the point of watching it, he loves ridiculing you and cooing at your cute self everytime you get scared.

baby talking. constantly. every single time. all the week. boy just speaks like that naturally, and being around him most of the time had you develop this alien ability. you despise doing it but do it unconsciously. his members eye you two weirdly as soo as you start doing that.

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basketball. even if you suck, you'd be on your way home and boy is gonna see a court, pulls the car, and plays a match with you. loves making fun of you for your mistakes, would even take multiple videos of you playing and posting it on his insta or weibo.

touching knees. bro that's so hot, but listen he needs that physical contact. if you're ever sitting next to each other, instead of being over the top with holding hands or sm like that, he'd subtly just lean his leg towards you, and you do the same until your knees touch. reassurance you get me.

learning girl group choreos. New song is out, he's sharing it with you, with a comment saying 'let's learn this'. or you are blasting tiktoks onto his account, sharing one for every dance you want to learn. and then, at home yall play the song and teach it to yourselves, later uploading it

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netflix. watching every show there is on that streaming site. yall don't even hesitate with what you have to watch, just find smth and play it- and definitely get invested in the show. that's how jisung knows almost every show to exist. because you force him to watch them all with you.

nuzzling into necks. his favourite thing of all time bro. even if he's meters tall than you, he's plopping himself onto your lap, and nuzzling his head into your neck. down bad fr. he loves breathing in your scent, makes him feel safe fr.

comparing sizes of hands. bro is laughing at you for how small your fingers are, but internally he's dying of cuteness. how can you be so cute bruh. boy is taking pictures like multiple to save them as his lockscreen and that.

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tinydefector · 1 month

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Would you be willing to write g1 beachcomber rescuing a human pet and kinda falling in love with them? With gentle petting/fondling

Safe and Sound

Took me a bit to write this, but I did enjoy making this and made it a bit self indulgent, cause all I want at the moment is cuddles and someone running their fingers against my spine.

Ship: Beachcomber x human reader

Word count: 1k

Warning: slight mention of abuse,

Request and ask open, read pinned post

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It had been a complete shock for Beachcomber, this Decepticon energon storage wasn't what he had expected. this was different, the large cage in the room is what made his plating rattle, he was truthfully expecting the Decepticon's to have been poaching animals as trophies. But as his optics land on the form of a human curled up in blankets he nearly short circuit's.

They gasp when they see him moving back further trying to escape him. His usually calm and peaceful demeanour was disrupted by the sight of human in distress. He couldn't ignore them or leave them at the mercy of whichever Decepticon came back to this hideout, so he cautiously approached the cage where they were trapped.

"Easy now," Beachcomber said softly, his voice gentle and soothing. "I'm here to help. You're safe now." With careful precision, he quick and quiet with releasing them from their cage. "You're free now. Let's get you out of here before one of those nasty cons come back."

Beachcomber is rather gentle as he takes them out of the cage even as they protest, his optics linger on the blankets as he grabs one. Gently wrapping it around them. " easy, easy" he coos softly. He runs one of his fingers against their face as he wipes away their tears he smiles at them before he hears other bots calling out to him.

His little rescue clings desperately to him with each step he takes. Soft noises of protest over being taken, but also small thanks as if they couldn't tell if they could trust this bot or not.

Beachcomber felt a surge of compassion as the small human clung to him, their fear palpable. He knelt down, his large frame dwarfing the tiny figure in his grasp. With a gentle smile, he placed a hand on the human's back, offering reassurance.

"It's okay, little one. You're safe now, what's your name honey?" Beachcomber he asked, his voice filled with warmth. When they relay their name Beachcomber gently rubs their back. "I'm Beachcomber" he introduces himself. With careful movements, Beachcomber adjusted his grip to provide a secure hold for the frightened human. He stood up, cradling them protectively against his chest, their small hands clutching onto his plating for dear life. Slowly, he began to walk back towards the gathering of other Autobots.

Beachcomber caught the attention of his fellow Autobots. Jazz turns his visor towards Beachcomber, concern etched on his face. "Hey, Comber, everything alright?" Jazz asks as he moves towards the other bot, he isn't expecting to see a frightened human in Beachcomber's arms.

Beachcomber nodded, his expression calm yet determined. "We've got a little one seems like energon isn't the only thing that had been kept hidden here. They've been through a lot." He explains slowly massaging circles into their back.

Jazz's face softened, understanding the gravity of the situation. "Cons are keeping humans as pets now?, yall wanna let Prime know"

Nearly a week later, Beachcomber's little companion hadn't left his side, he had even set up an area for them to sleep in his area, Piles of soft pillows blankets. They look rather peaceful curled up sleeping. As the days passed, Beachcomber noticed the human's reliance on him. Their fear of other bots was evident, except for Beachcomber himself. It troubled him to think about what the human had endured and which Decepticon had caused them such distress.

He moves slowly, laying down beside the mass of bedding. His servo rest over their waist, the other moves to gently cradle their face tracing their nose cheeks and lips.

Their eyes flicker open filled with a mix of curiosity and apprehension, their small frame huddled close to Beachcomber's, he smiles to himself moving a little so that they were comfortable against his chassis.

"Hey there, sleepyhead," Beachcomber began gently, his voice filled with compassion. "I hope you are feeling better, do you need anything?." They slowly shake their head and snuggle closer, They look up at Beachcomber, their gaze searching for reassurance. After a moment of hesitation, they spoke, their voice trembling. "The Decepticon... I don't know which one, is he dead?"

Beachcomber's optics dimmed slightly. His gentle hand reached out to rest on their back helping them sit up on his bulk, offering a comforting touch. "No... when we found you there wasn't anyone there. I'm so sorry that you had to go through that. The Decepticons can be cruel, but I promise you, no con is ever going to lay servos on you"

He paused, his voice filled with determination as he continued, "I'll do everything I can to keep you safe. You never have to face another con again." It makes them start to sob softly, pressing their face into his servo more. It nearly makes his spark shatter seeing them like this.

"Shhh I've got you, I've got you," he leans up to press a kiss to their forehead, slowly he runs his digits against their spine up their neck. "Your safe here sweetspark" he coos.

They lay against his bulk, resting but not sleeping. "He kept me as a pet, entertainment, liked to humiliate me with Chained collars as parade me around" the whispers softly and it makes Beachcomber look down at them, his servos are gentle as they explore, tracing the marks left by the collar.

They let out a soft sigh leaning into each touch, Beachcomber's hands didn't make their skin crawl, they nearly gasp as a digit presses against the skin of their hips. His optics flicker as he pulls away. "Did that hurt?"

"No.. just wasn't expecting it" they state softly, taking a moment before continuing their sentence "Beach you can touch me, I'm not made of glass, you make me feel safe"

"Well I guess I'll continue then" he hums light, digits gliding along their hips, slowly massaging them before ghosting over their stomach. His other servo moves to grip their thighs slowly pressing into the flesh, enjoying the warmth of their skin. As they lay back down he continues as they slowly fall asleep against him. "Rest well sweetspark"

#transformers #transformers x human #transformers x reader #transformers gen 1 #transformers beachcomber #beachcomber #tf Beachcomber #beachcomber x reader

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rosenbergamot · 1 month

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if you could understand me (CH.1)

Grian's voice is soft and inquisitive when he speaks. “Now, what’s this about? What’s wrong all of a sudden?” He likes when his voice gets like this, when he talks to Scar like he’s a human despite not knowing he can understand every word he says, when he treats their one-sided conversations as actual conversations, even if the language isn't there. ‘My best friend left me’, he says. ‘He’s trying to find our family. Or get rich. I don’t know, whichever comes first, I guess. And you and Mumbo are my only friends. But I can't talk to you! And I did it to myself! It's all just so...' He forgets the word for ‘annoying’ in dolphin, so he trails off. ‘Annoying’ isn’t even the right word. It hurts. It's killing him. There’s no language that can convey that. or: Scar is a mermaid. Scar has been left behind by all of his friends. Scar is lonely. That is, until he meets two humans on the beach, and decides that playing a little joke on them would be fun. So, Scar pretends he doesn't know their language. As a bit. A little prank. But Scar doesn't expect to like them so much, and once he realizes it, he's too far in to go back.

Here's the first chapter for the day 1 prompt for Mumscarian week (pranks). I'm so excited to share this with yall! First chapter is under the read more, and there is a link attached so you can read it on ao3 as well <3 MWAH

Read the first chapter on ao3 HERE !! Or read the first chapter below the cut!! OR BOTH ^^

The humans don’t know he speaks their language.

Scar doesn’t blame them, because, well... he isn’t exactly advertising it. The moment they come onto his beach with all their silly instruments and metal things and glass tubes, scooping out water and picking up fish and inspecting clams, writing it all down on some strange flimsy pads, that's when Scar knows he has to mess with them. They're just too easy, what with their silly little faces and their "aha's" and "oho's"!

Life’s been boring (re: depressing) ever since Cub moved south. In the brief few words they exchanged before he left Scar all alone, he said it would be easier to start an industry where there were more mermaids and less humans. He said it would be better for them, for both of them, if they were to just pack up and leave, go somewhere where it's not just the two of them, where Cub can use his brain and Scar can use his charisma, and the two of them can flourish. But Scar doesn’t want an industry! He really just wants to spend his time sinking ships, breaking pieces off of said sunken ships, and creating statues. Gem used to help him with that, finding sport in crashing ships and ripping them apart with her claws. Pearl would help him get the humans to shore. Cub would sigh at them, but help them lug the materials back to their cave.

(Cub had also mentioned Gem and Pearl, as hushed as it was-- as if he was afraid to say their names after all this time, after they left with no trace. He had a theory that they went somewhere warmer, somewhere more familiar, somewhere that was easier. Scar didn’t know what to say to that. So he didn’t say anything.)

That was a long time ago, though…

The first time he meets the humans it’s windy on the surface.

He lays and watches the water. The way it’s ruffled by the wind reminds him of when he and Cub would wait for boats to pass (boats , a word he learned when he was younger and more daring, peeking his head up by the docks to listen to fisherman as they talked deep into the night) so that they could chase the waves they created; man-made waves, different from the way the water breathes on its own.

It’s times like these when he wishes that Cub had stuck around. The sea snakes are only so interesting gliding across the sand until he gets bored and starts to fling them out of the water for amusement-- which apparently they don’t enjoy! And, jeez, apparently everyone’s a critic nowadays, can't handle being tossed up out of the water…

He combs through his hair, ratty and unkempt, strands coming loose as he does. Pearl used to help him maintain it. Now it’s all… annoying and long. Braiding it would help him a bunch-- would also remind him of Pearl, which could either be good or bad for his mental health right now, but he's willing to take the risk. So, yeah, he’ll braid it! Might as well do something with his time.

He starts to slowly swim through the water, searching for just the right strand of kelp to help him out. Usually the best pieces are near the shore, right where humans sometimes like to come and swim. Cub, Gem, and Pearl used to scare them away by biting chunks off their bodies, made it a competition to see who could get the most in their mouth before the humans ran away. He never participated, not as fast or as bloodthirsty as any of them, content to watch and laugh and jeer and judge. Nowadays he just nips at their toes if they're too deep in the water, sends jellyfish their way if he's feeling extra spiteful. But humans don't come around much anymore. He's not sure if that's a blessing or a curse.

If he’s lucky maybe he’ll find a piece of fishing line that some careless human left behind. It lasts much longer than kelp. Last time he had to scour the seafloor for a sharp enough rock to cut the braid because his teeth were not doing the job. Some pretty impressive stuff!

If Cub were here, he’d tell Scar to stop going so close to the shore, because one day a human is going to see him and not be intimidated by sharp teeth and claws, and they’re going to lure him in, and then they’re going to hook him and flay him open on the beach like they do with the fish.

Which is ridiculous. If they hooked him, he’d just kill them! Easy as that! And then he’d eat them! Simple plan!

(Thinking of eating a human makes his gills flare out. What do they taste like…? None of his friends would ever tell him, but they also never complained.)

In spite of the Cub in his head he moves closer to the shore, keeping his eyes sharp for a long thread of fishing line.

Humans don’t usually like wind. They yell about how it screws up their ‘casts’, how it makes sand fly into their eyes, how it blows away their stuff. Which means he’s good to go as close as he needs to! What stupid human would be out right now?

(Apparently two stupid ‘researchers’ is the answer to that.)

As soon as he bursts out of the forest of kelp, right near the dock but not close enough to be obscured by it, he realizes that there are two humans standing right where the shore meets the water. Their pants are rolled up, feet bare (prime for nibbling, might he add), and they’re talking loudly about something that Scar can’t really make out. He hadn’t been able to see them until he got closer. And now that he’s closer, it seems they saw him before he saw them.

Aw, man. Rule number one of hunting: see your prey before they see you. He’s already failed.

They yell something. A commotion. He turns to retreat, but then something splashes above his head. His immediate thought is a net. His next thought is I'm going to die.

For a second, he is frozen. For a second, he sees himself caught and hooked, cut open, hung from poles and left to die and dry in the sun. He imagines Cub coming back just to find nothing in his wake. He imagines the pain he may feel at that, the regret, and maybe that gives him satisfaction for a moment, no matter how grim and disgusting it feels inside of him. He imagines giving himself up to these humans, letting them cut him open, saying Cub and Gem and Pearl with his last breaths, imagining they can hear it from wherever they went. He shakes his head, the images disappearing.

And nothing happens. He looks up and sees... a fish. A dead fish. That's weird.

A peace offering? An apology for treading where they shouldn’t?

Bait? Says the Cub in the back of his mind.

The fish is different from what he’s used to. Not from around here. That’s interesting.

That’s dangerous, dude, sneers Cub, flicking him on his imagined forehead.

I mean, yeah… but isn’t it also interesting?

He eyes the humans. They’ve moved back, but they’re still in his water. There’s a less conscious part of him that wants to scare them off right now, prove that this is his land, that they can’t just put their gosh darn feet wherever they so please! He shoves it aside, sighing.

It’s been… pretty lonely around here without the others.

Just come meet me, man! Argues the Cub in his mind-- which is ridiculous! He knew when he left that Scar wouldn’t be able to follow. He’s not made for long distance travel; Cub is. Maybe that's why he didn't even try to convince him. Maybe that's why he was gone in the morning. Maybe he knew that Scar would say no, would stay in his home, would wait for Pearl and Gem to come back no matter how long it took.

And so that's why he left. And so that's why Scar is alone. And so that’s why Scar isn’t leaving.

(And Scar is also curious as to who these people are. They’re not coming closer, not throwing weapons at him, and they walk around with their flesh exposed just waiting for him to take a bite out of them. Do they not know? Do they think this water is safe? Do they think they can set themselves up here, as if Scar hasn't been here his entire life? The most important question, however, is: what do they taste like…?)

He moves himself out of the shadows, reaches up a hand to grab the fish. His claw digs into it, warmed by the sun, and then he yanks it down.

One of the humans screams. The other one screams immediately after, an involuntary reaction.

There’s a flailing, and then one of them loses their balance and falls face first into the water. The splash disturbs a school of fish nearby, sending them careening in Scar’s direction. He swipes his nail downwards, manages to spear one on his claws, and shoves it into his mouth.

As he chews, he sighs. Those things barely put up a fight. How boring. Wouldn't it be more fun if they tried to bite back? Maybe hit him with their little fins?

He looks at the human again and finds their eyes wide open. Looking directly at him. His stare sends a jolt down his spine, makes him straighten himself up, suddenly aware of things he hasn't been aware of in forever-- like the way his hair floats around him, how shiny his tail is, how his scars look underneath the water. So as not to startle him, Scar waves as gently as he possibly can. The human starts to scream, bubbles erupting out of his mouth. Just as quickly as he fell, he scrambles out of the water.

His hand falls. He notices, then, that there is more blood on his claws than he thought there was. There must be blood around his mouth, too. Oh, dangit. Just when he's trying to be friendly and not scary, too! They even gave him this gift! Some weird new fish, all different colours than he's used to. He turns it over in his hands, claws gently scraping a deep wound in the neck. A clean wound. It was killed swiftly, not with teeth and not with claws. And, jeez, humans are so dang strange! Where’s the fun in just killing it easily? Where’s the hunt?

The humans are out of the water now. He cautiously swims to the surface, peeking his eyes out and blinking as the sun hits his head. On the beach he sees two people screaming at each other. The one who fell in the water has a ridiculous moustache on his face, his hair short and spiked from running his hand through it. The other has curly hair, some weird circular things on his face, and a whole thing of oysters at his feet.

They gesture wildly at each other, their backs to him. On his beach. Near his water. Oh, boy, didn’t anyone ever tell them not to turn their backs on a predator? Jeez, it’s like they’re asking for him to mess with them!

“Mumbo, I thought I told you to keep your nose out of the redstone supply! It’s not for snorting, it's for powering our equipment!” The smaller one yells.

“For goodness… Grian, you know I haven’t done that stuff since college. I-I’m not on drugs, mate, I’m just… I just… I saw something.” The bigger one scratches at his head, his hands shaking.

He slowly slithers up closer, making sure his tail stays below the water, his belly to the sand. He drags himself up by his claws, keeping an eye on the two of them. They don’t seem to notice anything, too involved in their little argument to even question if what they saw had good intentions or not.

And he has good intentions! Of course he does-- of course! He just wants to scare them a little bit. Maybe take a chomp out of their legs. Maybe taste their flesh. Maybe fill his mouth up with their blood.

If it were Cub or Gem or Pearl sneaking up on them like this, they’d be dead within seconds. But Scar just wants some entertainment that’s different from staring at fish all day… actually, mostly he just wants to taste them. Like, he really wants to taste them. He’s a nice guy! Just a little bit… peckish.

And he’s getting closer. And closer. And closer.

“People don’t come to this beach for a reason, Grian! They-- the locals said that there are,” his voice gets real quiet, "spirits in the water.”

“Why on earth would spirits be in the water and not on land?”

“I don’t know, man, I’m not-- not some kind of… spirit expert! Why on earth would spirits be stuck on the land, though? How does that make sense, mate? We shouldn’t apply our own logic to spirits. Honestly, check yourself.”

The small one puts his head in his hands but says nothing. Just as Scar pulls himself out of the water, eyes trained on the heel of the bigger one, the small one’s eyes flick down to him. They’re a deep brown, almost black, magnified a bit by whatever ridiculous thing he’s got on his face.

“Mumbo.” He says. Quietly. Carefully. “Don’t look now, but there’s… something there.”

Bigger one freezes up. “Y-Y-You… Grian, this isn’t very funny. I’m not a fan of your pranks! You know this!”

Small one is still looking at him. Challenging him.

Instincts tell him that he failed this hunt and he is vastly outnumbered, but curiosity gets the better of him. He could probably still… take a bite.

A pause. Then, using all his hunting instincts, he rockets himself towards the leg, feeling his fangs dripping with saliva as he does. The small one is faster on the land, though, and tackles the big one out of his reach, his jaw snapping closed onto nothing but air.

The humans fall to the sand, and Scar slithers back into the water as quickly as possible, relief pulsing through his body. Not his best move, he’ll be honest.

“Mumbo, you absolute spoon! ” Shouts small one.

He sticks his eyes out of the water. They’re both staring at him. They go white as he blinks at them.

“Do you… heh, um… do you see that, mate?”

“That’s what just tried to take a bite out of your leg, buddy.”

“Oh. Oh, goodness.” The big one’s voice trickles off into nothing. His eyes flutter, then he collapses into the sand.

Holy shit I killed him.

A series of clicks and trills come out of his mouth before he can stop them. Mostly curses. He learned it from the dolphins around here, way back when he was younger, when Cub said that he should probably spend less time listening to humans speak and spend more time listening to ocean creatures speak. He’s pretty fluent now. What good does that do for him, though?

‘I just wanted a taste?’ He says to him in dolphin. The small one doesn’t seem to care, immediately dragging his companion’s body away from the water.

Maybe I can convince him to throw the whole body into the water? Get a full meal out of it? And some cool bones! Ohhh, I’m a genius!

And then maybe small one will stick around and he’ll have tackled two of his issues! He’ll have a new friend and a taste of human! What a perfect compromise.

Just as he’s planning the best way to convince small one to hand over the corpse of big one, suddenly he starts to stir. Scar tries not to look too disappointed. The small one is whispering to him, brushing back his hair and bringing him things that he eats and drinks, slow and unsure. The whole time Scar is there watching them. The whole time they both watch him right back, conversing in quiet voices.

But he wants to hear them! How selfish!

He swims a little bit closer.

“Stay back!” The small one barks.

He stops. A beat passes.

“Do… do you think it understands us?” The big one asks, just loud enough for him to hear.

Small one regards him with a shocking amount of unfriendliness. His fins droop at the stare.

“Uh… I’m not quite sure, Mumbo. It’s not really a human. But it’s not really a fish either. Say, what are the odds that English of all languages made its way down to the bottom of the ocean in a country colonized by England rather early? Probably quite low, yeah? Just generally speaking."

Big one appears to be thinking. “Right. Point taken. Um. Do you… do you think maybe it’s just hungry?”

“Well, I gave it a fish, Mumbo! For goodness sake, it shouldn’t be greedy.”

“It’s bigger than a normal fish, Grian! Look! It’s like the size of a whole human!” Big one gestures wildly at him, his voice going all high pitched. “D-Do you absolutely believe in your heart of hearts that just one little fish is enough to satiate something that big?”

“So you want me to give it more fish.” Deadpans the smaller one. "You want me to reward it for attacking you? For trying to take a big ol' bite out of your leg?"

“Well, if it stops the thing from attacking me again, I’d be right chuffed about that.”

A dramatic sigh, and the small one pulls himself up, walking barefoot across the shore until Scar can barely see him anymore.

Amateur move. He could just kill the big one right now and be done with it, drag his body so far down the short one won’t even know what happened. His eyes must turn hungry, because the big one starts to giggle nervously.

“Y-You… right, you’re looking at me like I’m a delicious meal right now. And I see where you’re coming from! Really, I do-- I mean, I’m not a meat eater, but if I was then I’d imagine that a human would taste pretty interesting. Maybe even good? Probably dependent on their diet. Not… not that I would eat humans if I did eat meat. Because that’s cannibalism. And that’s generally frowned upon. Illegal and unethical, one may say. And they do. Say that, that is. It’s, like, a thing written into the law.”

Alright, now Scar’s confused.

He’s wringing his hands, still talking. “Say, do you even eat humans? Because every story I’ve heard says people only really leave with a few bits of their flesh missing. Much better than being eaten whole, might I say, because at least you’re still alive, even if you are missin’ a few veins and maybe even some muscles. Pretty important, but not as important as the whole body. Or the organs.” He hums, looking like he’s genuinely intrigued himself. “Goodness, but imagine if you could just get straight to the organs. Your claws look rather sharp, you could just,” he kind of swipes his hand across his own chest, “do that. You know? Wouldn’t that be a scary thing? Gosh, am I glad you can’t understand me, because I am both speaking nonsense and giving you very good ideas.”

He is! It’s very entertaining. Scar has started to drift closer, completely forgetting about his previous goals of dragging him down and feasting on his corpse-- because if he did that, then he wouldn’t get to hear him talk! And that would be a shame! He’s got a weird accent-- both of the humans do, actually, and it’s a little hypnotic to listen to. It reminds him a bit of Pearl, but different in so many ways. And his face lights up when he talks! Even if he looks increasingly more scared the closer Scar gets.

“A-Ah, buddy, you are… you are getting quite close, aren’t you?” He scoots backwards in the sand, so Scar stops. A click. A trill. Telling him not to leave. He bows his head in submission, hopes it makes him look pathetic enough that the human will forgive his former plan to eat him and keep talking. “You… huh, that’s very interesting. That must be your language. You have a language. And you are-- you are speaking it to me right now, currently, as I speak to you, almost as if you are responding.”

Inwardly, he giggles. Outwardly, he clicks once again: ‘I’m a respondy sort of guy!’

It makes his eyes go all shiny. Cute! “Wow! You are absolutely responding to me! H-Hold on, let me get my notepad--” he trips as he stands up, sand scattering, and grabs a little slab of something and a shiny tube. He starts to move his wrist, watching him all the while. “We came here to study the water and the wildlife, environmental conservation and all that good stuff, but we really did not expect to find… whatever you are! Gosh, you’re very cool!”

‘You really think so?’ He slaps his tail against the surface of the water, puffing up his chest. The human gets a glimpse of his tail and nearly drops his stuff, mouth falling open. He smiles, hoping his teeth aren’t still all bloody and off putting.

As the human moves his wrist, he speaks aloud, “multicoloured scales on tail… bared teeth at me, unsure if sign of aggression? ”

The small one is coming back now. He’s way too fast! Scar is enjoying this big one and the funny ways he speaks and how his eyes look when he’s excited and the way he admires his tail! He does not like the way the smaller one glares at him as if he’s done something wrong. He didn’t do anything!

He only tried to do something. Very different, right?

“Mumbo, what the heck are you doing?” He cries. He’s carrying three more fish. “The thing is right there!”

“Yeah, mate, but it’s been docile! It’s just watchin’ me! Listen, Grian, it-- it made these sounds,” he tries to imitate what Scar said, failing so miserably that he has to submerge himself to roll around on the seafloor, his laughter attracting some curious fish that he can’t even eat because he’s so busy giggling . When he comes back, the guy is still talking. “...and honestly I’m not quite sure if the previous display of submission was because it felt bad or was trying to be peaceful or-- Grian, I’m not certain how aware it is, honestly? It seems like it knows what’s happening. And… it’s got a human face.”

“I see that, Mumbo.” Small one studies him. He studies him right back. Small one is less curious, but that doesn’t mean he’s not still curious. He just hides it well. “I… look, I’m honestly not sure what to do with it. Like, obviously let it go, yeah, but it doesn’t seem to want to leave. Animals don’t tend to stick around like this.”

“It’s not an animal!”

‘Exactly! I’m just like you! Except only kind of. I'm missin' the whole legs part.’ He clicks and trills at them.

“See?!” Big one is happy again. His chest flutters. “It’s-- they’re listening to us! They may not be able to understand us, but they’re still capable of speech.”

The small one comes closer to the water. He watches as he bends down, placing the fish at the shore, waggling a finger at him. “Don’t you dare attack me when I’m here to give you food, or I’ll be quite pissed off.”

Ohhh, it would be so funny if he attacked him. But he won’t! He’s a man of many talents, and one of those talents includes restraint.

(But it would be really funny if he did it, still.)

He swims up slowly, so as not to startle them. The small one takes a step back. He picks up a fish and stares at it. It looks equally as shocked as he is to see it, eyes frozen over in a permanent state of disbelief. Still, he’s hungry, so he shoves it into his gullet and devours it, licking blood and viscera off of his lips as he stares up at them.

“I’m gonna be sick,” the big one says.

“Huh.” The smaller one is smiling, now, his suspicions softening. “Y’know, Mumbo… they’re rather cute, wouldn’t you say?”

His ears pin back to his head. He’s what? Cute?!

“You-- what the heck , Grian? They just devoured a fish in front of you and you think that's cute? Your priorities are... man, I don't even know what to say."

“N-Not in that way! God, I’ve just gone and embarrassed myself, haven’t I?”

“That’s practically a human! You can’t flirt with the person we just met out of the ocean, Grian, have some tact!”

“But they’re not practically a human! They’ve got a whole… whole fish half, Mumbo!” He devours another fish. They’re both looking a bit apprehensive now. “Um. Yeah, this is a whole mermaid situation, for sure.”

“And mermaids are basically human!”

“Well, we don’t know that? We didn’t know they were real until about,” he checks something on his wrist, “oh, I don’t know, thirty minutes ago?! And I wasn’t flirting, you strange man! It’s just… they looked happy to have some food.”

He’s not wrong about that. Scar’s happy to eat! Happy to be in the sun! Happy to be talking to a few humans even if they seem to think he can’t understand them! Happy to be playing a little trick on them the most!

“Huh.” Big one seems to relax. He looks at Scar, his head tilting. “Yeah, I guess they did. Say, do you think they’re struggling for food out here?”

“Maybe?” Small one steps closer, as if to get a better look at him, and yet it still frightens something deep inside of him. He snatches his fish and dives under the surface. He can hear him apologizing. He comes back up, a better distance away, and tries to soothe the nerves that jitter around in him.

Smaller one struggles for words for a second. “I’m sorry, mate, I-- shit… Mumbo, I think we’ve found something else interesting to observe.”

“Oh, what could be more interesting than…” he looks down at the stuff around his feet. “Measuring water contents and looking to see if the oysters have any genetic mutations? What could we possibly observe that would be more fun than that?”

They both grin at each other, and whatever little nuanced message they communicate via their eyes goes completely over Scar’s head, but still... he’s got a feeling he just made two new friends today.

#mumscarian week #day1prompt #mumscarian #hermitshipping #hermitfic #mumscarian week 2024 #grian #mumbo jumbo #goodtimeswithscar #me showing up late to the function with blood on my hands after writing this like #hey guys im sooo normal im feeling sooooo normal right now #if you could understand fic #thats my tag for this. decided.#EEEE SO EXCITED TO SHARE THIS WITH YALL

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tofuxtea · 7 months

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𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈 | 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚-𝙪𝙥 𝙨𝙚𝙭 + 𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥

𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 — nami x fem!reader

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 — nsfw, make-up sex, body worship, fingering, oral sex, slight angst with comfort, misunderstanding trope where nami thinks reader cheated (pretty quickly resolved tho (lol)), sub!nami & dom!reader, both being teases lowkey (reader a little more though), reader calls nami “mi/mimi” “sweetheart” and “baby”, slight dirty talk

𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒 — 2.4k words. ngl opla!nami has been on my mind since i first seen her and this is the first sub!nami (with a fem reader) smut that i’ve seen so come get yall’s juice! also, this can be interchangeable with anime op!nami instead of opla! whichever you prefer ! [kinktober m.list]

this was definitely your guys’ worst argument to date.

it had been nearly three days since you and nami had last spoke. the longest you guys had ever gone was half a day, and even then, it didn’t exceed twelve hours before one of you caved.

but that certainly wasn’t the case this time around. and it was all because of a terrible misunderstanding that happened three nights ago.

the straw hats decided to dock the going merry for the night at a passing island, luffy immediately heading for the nearest restaurant. you decided to join him, hoping to have a drink or two.

the place very conveniently had a bar, so you made yourself comfortable at the counter and asked the bartender for something sweet. she’d given you a sly smirk and nodded, whipping up a colorful blend of alcohol and fruit juices.

while you breezed through several of them, you became less and less aware of the woman’s amorous nature towards you, brushing it off as wanting a nice tip. it wasn’t until she started asking you about your business there did you start to grow suspicious.

“so, what brings a pretty girl like you around here?” you couldn’t deny that the woman was attractive, but you didn’t feel anything more than that towards her. so you only shrugged and explained that your captain (who was already five plates deep at a table behind you) wanted to rest here for the night.

“for the night, you say?” she asked, leaning against the counter. her eyes dragged down your face, your neck, your partially exposed chest. “y’know, my shift ends in a couple of hours, what d’ya say we…”

she trailed off, but you understood her implication well. you froze up, stunned that she was being so outwardly flirty with you — but then again, she had no idea that you’d already had a girlfriend — and watched as her hand slid across the counter and onto yours.

the woman grasped it, her thumb gently caressing the backs of your fingers. you started to pull back, but her grip tightened. “aw, it’s alright, hun.”

“n-no, it’s not, i’m—” taken. the word got caught in your throat when your panicked eyes flew to your side only to find nami standing not ten feet from you, mouth wide open.

you tore your hand out of the woman’s grasp, the fogginess that had started to cloud your mind suddenly vanished. “i’m fucking taken, shit. nami, wait!” you ran after her, pleading with her all the way to the ship to listen to you but getting nothing from her. no reply, no hum, no look your way.

it was like you’d completely disappeared from her world. it was like you just didn’t exist anymore.

nothing had changed two days later. she avoided you like the plague. even refused to mention you in conversations, which is what the rest of the crew told you apologetically after you’d sent them to ask her about you.

it felt childish in the end, like some sort of little crush situation, but it was your only option.

well, not your only option.

it had been long enough. it was time to suck it up and just fucking go up to her. for the past two and a half days, you were mortified to do it. not because you were in the wrong, but because you were so scared that she wouldn’t forgive you.

you feared losing somebody like nami. especially to something so fucking stupid. that was something that you simply couldn’t even begin to fathom.

so you waited for her in her room. the room that you two used to share, but you hadn’t been in since that night. you sat on the edge of the bed and waited.

it didn’t take long for her to come in, her body tensing up the moment she spotted you. her blue eyes narrowed and she paused, like she was considering going further into the room, but then she spun on her heel and started to leave.

“wait. nami, please. are you really just gonna ignore me forever?” you pleaded, rising to your feet.

nami froze. you could see her shoulders fall as she sighed. then she turned back around, her arms folding firmly over her chest. her lips stayed sealed, but you could tell that she was giving you your chance.

“thank you.” you breathed out, a ghost of a smile pulling at your lips. “look, nami, you don’t know how sorry i am. i didn’t mean to — i would never hurt you like that on purpose, you know that.” you let the words tumble from your mouth without so much as a second thought.

nami’s expression barely shifted, but you could see her eyes soften at the sound of your voice. she shifted where she stood, her arms loosening over her chest as she took a few timid steps forward. she shut the door behind her, likely so nobody would be able to eavesdrop so easily.

“the girl at the bar came onto me and i didn’t realize it the entire time. i got too drunk too quickly and before i knew it, she started grabbing my hand.” your face scrunched up at the thought of that woman touching you. “i tried to pull away, but she didn’t let me. it freaked me out and i froze up.”

“why didn’t you say anything sooner?” she finally spoke, blue eyes finding yours.

“because i was scared, mi.” you admitted with an embarrassed shrug.

you swore you could see the corners of nami’s lips turn up at the sound of her nickname. “scared of what?” she asked.

“i was scared you wouldn’t believe me. i was scared that even if i explained everything, you still wouldn’t forgive me.”

“so you let me ignore you for two days because you were scared?” she asked, her tone lightening up as she started to laugh.

you could only nod. “i know it sounds stupid, but…” you trailed off, sucking in a sharp breath. “you’re my everything, nami.”

she visibly tensed up, not expecting your sudden vulnerability. during the time you two had been together, you two shared many vulnerable moments together, but none quite like this.

“you know i’m not the best at picking up hints, and i’m so sorry that i ended up hurting you.” you closed the gap between you and her, taking her hands into your own. she let you, quickly finding your soft gaze. “i fucking love you, nami.”

“it wasn’t your fault.” she whispered, shaking her head. “i know you’d never… i love you, too.”

you let out a teary laugh, dropping nami’s hands to throw your arms around her neck. hers wrapped around your waist, her grip nearly suffocating you, but you wouldn’t have it any other way.

you pressed a soft kiss to the top of her orange hair before pulling away. “you know you’re the only one i’d ever look at, hm?” your voice had a teasing little bounce to it, and nami hummed happily against your shoulder.

“i’d fuckin’ hope so.” she retorted playfully, pulling back to examine your face.

“god, i missed you.” you whispered, your words making nami grin.

“it’s been two days.”

“two days too many, mi.” you cupped her jaw, rubbing soft circles against her cheek before pressing your lips to hers. nami sighed at the contact, her fingers closing around the collar of your shirt as her eyes fluttered shut. “missed you so fuckin’ much.”

nami hummed against your mouth and deepened the kiss, sliding her hands up the front of your chest and up to the sides of your face. your fingers instinctively dug into her hips, breath hitching. teasingly, she took your moment of shock to take your bottom lip between her teeth.

“don’t.” you moaned softly. “fuck, nami.”

“c’mon,” she whispered, lips curling into a smirk. “show me how much you missed me.” there was a devilish glint in her blue eyes when you looked into them, and that was all it took.

she yelped when suddenly you spun her around, guiding her backwards until the backs of her legs hit the mattress. her soft giggles were muffled when you kissed her, fading into breathy sighs as you started to strip away her clothes.

you started with her top, tossing it somewhere over your shoulder, and you let your hands roam. nami shuddered against your feathery touch, her own fingers lacing into your hair.

“you’re so fucking beautiful, baby.” you gently tilted her chin up, lips finding purchase on her neck to pepper kisses all over her skin.

nami whimpered as she stumbled backwards onto the bed, pulling you on top of her. your arms caged her down onto the comforter and you slotted yourself between her legs. you thanked whatever deity was looking down at you two in that moment that she had decided to wear her orange skirt today when you saw how it had hiked up the sides of her thighs.

“so, so beautiful,” you murmured, lifting your gaze to look into her lust-filled eyes for a fleeting second before peeling her shirt off of her. she propped herself up and let you unclip her bra, a light blush dusting her cheeks as the straps slowly slid down her arms.

you couldn’t even attempt to bite back the groan you let out at the sight of her. your girlfriend. nami tucked a strand of tangerine orange hair behind her ear, her eyes going anywhere but onto yours. a small smile tugged at your lips.

you grasped both sides of her jaw, nami letting out a tiny surprised cry, and pressed your lips to hers in a chaste kiss. she held onto your wrist as her eyes fluttered shut, and she sighed into it. you kept going lower; pressing kisses to the corner of her mouth, then her jaw, then the front of her throat all while you started to lower yourself onto your knees.

nami watched you trail messy kisses down to her chest, her fingers carding gently through your hair. your hands toyed with her tits, fingers kneading them, and thumbs grazing over her sensitive nipples. she moaned with every touch, encouraging you further.

your lips continued down her stomach, and your hands down to the waistband of her skirt. one hand wrapped firmly around her hip while the other snaked underneath the fabric to prod at her soaked panties. “fuck, mimi, you’re so wet.” you teased as you quickly shimmied them down her legs, flashing the woman a smirk.

she rolled her eyes and shook her head at your smugness, and you took her off-guard moment to swiftly slip your middle finger into her cunt. her fingers grasped at your hair and tugged in response and her hips bucked into your hand.

“a-asshole,” nami whined against gritted teeth. you only sucked your teeth and squinted up at her, tilting your head.

“not quite, sweetheart.” you tauntingly remarked as you slipped another digit inside of her to the knuckles, gently curling them upwards. nami’s body convulsed, her arm giving out from underneath her and her back arching wildly as she tried to meet your rhythmic thrusts.

she sobbed out both pleas and curses. you couldn’t help the joy that pulled your lips into a grin at the sight of her, subconsciously quickening your pace as you chased more and more of that euphoric satisfaction.

her thighs started to come closer together, squeezing around your figure, and you knew she was getting near her orgasm. you watched her through deeply hooded eyelids as you hooked your free palm underneath her leg and tossed it over your shoulder.

the fabric of her skirt fluttered even higher, pooling on top of her abdomen where you held it while you pressed the flat of your tongue to her pussy. nami gasped loudly at the new stimulation and instinctively pushed your head further down.

your shameless moan vibrated against her cunt and you felt her squeeze around your fingers again. “fuck, don’t stop,” she panted through uncontrollable moans.

you certainly weren’t planning on it. you tended to her puffy, sensitive clit, sucking and licking at it while your fingertips repeatedly hit that soft spot inside of her.

nami’s now-trembling hand abandoned your head only to fly to her mouth, meekly attempting to cover the pornographic moans that tumbled from her quivering lips as her high crashed into her. “fu-fuck, s’good, s’fuckin’ good.” the girl could hardly speak through her own cries.

your lips came off of her pussy with a soft ‘pop’ and you watched her with a sultry gaze as she unfolded on your fingers. “that’s it, mimi. so fuckin’ pretty f’me, cumming all over my fingers.” you murmured, feeling her cum coat your fingers and knuckles as it spilled out of her cunt and onto the sheets underneath her.

you kept pumping your fingers in and out of her, your pace slowing as the rise and fall of her chest did. when you finally pulled them out, you admired the sheer coat of creamy white that covered them, making them glimmer in the light. you popped them past your own lips and cleaned then, relishing in her sweetness. god, how you’d missed it.

“c’mere.” nami’s languid voice came from somewhere atop the bed, her body now slumped onto it. you climbed on top of her, careful not to jolt her around too much. her blue eyes raked over your flushed, sweat-covered face and she broke out into a wide grin before wrapping her arms around the back of your neck and yanking you down into a deep kiss.

you tucked her hair, that had started to stick to her face from her own sweat, behind her ear as you kissed her, and she nuzzled into your loving touch.

“i love you so fuckin’ much.” you mumbled when you pulled away, resting your forehead against hers. your wanton expression had very quickly melted away and nami found your apologetic eyes glossed over and your mouth pouted.

she quickly shook her head, a soft smile on her lips. “you’ll never lose me, you got that?” she asked softly, releasing your neck to cup the sides of your face. you could only nod. “good.”

you swooped down for one more kiss, which grew a little too deep too quickly and you found yourself missing your shirt when not five seconds later, a voice startled you both upright.

“great to hear you both made up.” zoro said from behind your bedroom door. oh, he sounded pissed.

the grip this woman has had on me these past few weeks is actually fucking insane. i’m so fucking gay y’all.

#kinktober #kinktober 2023 #one piece kinktober #one piece nami #one piece smut #one piece #cat burglar nami #op nami #nami smut #one piece nami smut #nami x reader #nami #nami imagine #straw hat nami #one piece netflix

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sirius-blacks-curls · 4 years

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my marauders headcanons

yall seem to like my sirius ones so i thought i’d try something a little different :)

sirius:

very allergic to cats. still attempts to pet and cuddle any cat he sees (except mrs. norris)

hes definitely colorblind

he hates dealing with his hair so when he has to actually look presentable he asks lily or remus to braid it or style it. otherwise he just leaves it down and only brushes it when it starts getting uncomfortable

he will sometimes switch to his animagus form when he has nightmares, especially after azkaban. when remus wakes up and sees a giant ass dog in his bed instead of his husband he just lays with him and pets him slowly until he wakes up

clingy as FUCK. it took him a couple years to get used to physical affection both from remus and james but once he did he could not get enough

definitely a bottom but would top if asked

he actually really enjoys reading (not that he would ever tell the others about that)

lily taught him how to do eyeliner. he wore it pretty much all the time but the last time he wore it was that halloween. then remus managed to convince him to wear it to their wedding years later because damn it makes him look good

constantly stealing remus’s shirts and sweaters

artist!!! i love the idea of artist sirius!! but instead of like being a painter or illustrator he chose to be a tattoo artist

kind of afraid of spiders, but will pick one up to make someone else stop screaming about it

remus:

i also really love the idea of artist remus but he would be more of a traditional artist

he paints on sirius’s arms and hands when hes bored and like colors in his tattoos

also steals his leather jacket. he painted on one of the sleeves once and sirius didnt wash it for 2 months bc he was afraid of washing the paint off

he acts like he hates being touched (and in most cases he does) but once he’s alone with certain people he trusts enough (sirius, james, lily, etc) he becomes a literal baby and clings to everyone

warm drinks 🥰

little spoon

all his school books have doodles and small paintings in them (by both himself and sirius)

loves cats almost as much as sirius

plant mom

literally has like 10 plants in his window in the dormitory

will read just about anything he can get his hands on

makes the rest of the marauders stay in/near the shrieking shack on full moons so he knows hes not completely alone

best friends with lily

james:

mom friend

morning person

tries very hard to make all the other marauders morning people bc their sleep schedules are all shit. only succeeded with sirius bc he lived with him over the summer

hates cats which makes remus and sirius very sad

also really enjoys reading but doesnt make an effort to hide it like sirius

makes the other marauders do chores around the dorm since none of them care enough to keep their spaces clean otherwise

that only worked on peter and still only lasted a week

gets very flustered around lily (or regulus, whichever you ship)

basically when hes around someone he likes he turns into a blushy mess

very easy to embarrass

has a weird obsession with bees that he somehow passed on to sirius too

likes to cuddle with sirius and/or remus when hes upset

very touchy person

breaks his glasses at LEAST twice a week

thinks hes a jock. he is not

peter:

i dont have quite as many for peter but

not as shy as everyone makes him out to be

hes actually pretty much the most sarcastic marauder

he still gets flustered and shy sometimes but not as much as in first/second year

absolute meme lord

helps james come up with pranks to play on sirius

they wouldnt dare play pranks on remus

they value their lives too much to

doesnt really get along with anyone other than those three which is why everyone perceived him as shy

can be kind of an ass

the person sirius would pick up a spider to make him stop screaming about said spider

lily:

highkey super close with sirius and remus

none of the marauders play pranks on her because, similar to why james and peter dont play pranks on remus, they value their lives

except once sirius tried

just to see what would happen

he put hair dye in her shampoo (god knows how the hell he got ahold of it)

she, with neon pink hair, charmed his favorite pair of combat boots to be the exact same color

and made sure there was no way to undo it

he held a grudge for a bit but eventually embraced it (and also managed to steal a pair of her stockings/tights and a skirt just to see how remus would react)

she and remus had weekly outings after they graduated to talk about their dumbass husbands

this was also how she told him she was pregnant

the way she told him was by not ordering alcohol like she normally would

definitely a dom

likes playing with/doing sirius’s hair

anyway uh yeah feel free to add to this! rbs are much appreciated 🥰

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fluffyselfships · 3 years

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🎫 here’s a gush pass ! feel free to gush about whichever f/o you want, however much you want, then send this ask to 3 other selfshippers ❤️

oOHHOHHH yall have to put up w me gushing about gary again

jdnsnsk ive been on fs brainrot so much lately ok

bc before s3 there was no content at all and shifting my attention onto gary again feels nice.. it feels like how i was when i first started shipping with him, i remember i dropped all my old old f/os just because of him uhhdjsjs im .. at this point i think hes like?? top f/o honest, not that i dont love my other f/os!! hes just been like one of my longest running ones 😭💖

HIM

#hdidksmd hi #f/o #garebear #mod cosmic

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silverselfshippingchaos · 3 years

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[dorky-self-shipper] 🎫 here’s a gush pass :3 feel free to gush about whichever f/o you want, however much you want, then send this ask to 3 other selfshippers

Oh, my friend!!! Ahhh thank you so much for sending this in!! I have been a bit iffy because some things in my life have been piling up, but!!! I am so excited to dig into this!!! I really need a good gushing session haha!

Today's target for gushing hours with your girl Ash is none other than Yaag Rosch!

This ended up being pretty long, and is a mix of lore, screaming, keyboard smashes, his gorgeous design, and more screaming.

Saying that this man lives in my head rent free is an understatement. He is all I think about it. Honestly, I think it's funny considering Yaag's role in FF13. He's only around in the first game, and shows up in like five cutscenes.

Also. We get crumbs of him in the novels. More on that later. Back to the game.

All he does is "hey yall suck" "your lives don't matter" "uhh i need to kill you guys" "oh wait no i'm not evil" "*dies*"

But!!! He's very cool!! His character is so interesting to me. He's so driven to do whatever it takes, but beneath his actions, there's always an edge of hesitation. He seems like he comes off as so sure of himself, but... I'm not sure about that. Now, I can't say anything for sure because the writers hate him, I really liked those few moments where we get to see his actual thoughts.

For example, "Do you think we want to Purge our own people?!" And things like that where you see him question his orders. I feel like there's a lot of underlying hatred, distrust, and overall fear of the system.

Also, his development from "They aren't people, they're targets." to "I'll trust in your humanity." Gets me every single time.

Also don't get me started on his "if this is my punishment... i accept it." when he's bleeding line.

I am here to gush, not analyze. But both are happening anyway.

I feel as though he puts a lot of thought into what he says and how he acts, and I really do admire that.

For context, Lieutenant Colonel Yaag Rosch is this military higher-up guy. I remember seeing him for the first time and my jaw simply dropping. I know that these games have a history with hot villains. After all, I am an FF7 fan. I have seen the SOLDIERS, I have seen the Turks, I've seen Rufus. They're all hot.

There. I said it.

This intro scene gave us some damn good food. Like??? The silver hair??? The ponytail??? The scar on his forehead??? The overly dramatic speech about how the protagonists need to be eliminated??AJKLFNAWKJFNAWKLJFNWILEN.

(Also, I'm beginning to see the resemblance he has to Felix. I am a very predictable woman, aren't I?)

I am actually going to scream. He’s so handsome!!! His jaw!! His eyes are such a pretty color too!!! I wanna give him a kiss ahhh!! Especially on his forehead scar!!! He's so... woah.

Also, he has a really, really nice voice. Like??? WOW. I want this man to like. narrate my life. Here, lemme find some clips of him talking.

Here. Enjoy.

This one is a fan favorite as well.

It's not a Rick roll. I promise.

..... Unless?

Anyways, as time went on, I realized that he's actually such a deep and interesting character?? He gets done dirty by the writers and the game, but the potential he has makes me so excited!! There's so much material to work off of!!! Truly one of the more interesting villains the trilogy has to offer. Honestly, it's kind of difficult going through the second game knowing that he isn't there.

However, it's also difficult going through the second game because I??? Can't beat?? The goddamn boss fight??? I'm also playing on easy mode. I didn't struggle this much during the first game either. What the hell, Ash.

Back to the actual topic.

I'm gonna start off with his design before we delve into s/i lore and fun tidbits.

(His coat is so cool... Do you think he'd let me wear it? I'd probably waddle around in it because he's pretty tall and I. I am not.

He's around 6'2 (around almost 188 cm..? I think?), but take into account his boots too. Which means that normally he's slightly taller. That means that he's about a foot taller than me. That means that I'm pretty much the perfect height to bury my face in his chest. *screams*)

Talk about a kickass design. He's really cool to look at. Not only, uhm, *blushes*, but because of how cool his outfit is too! It does a really good job of portraying that "heyyy i'm super importtanntttt" energy that he has. He carries himself like he's the shit. And you know what? He is.

He's pretty professional. Minus the times he gets kinda pissed. The novels say, and I quote,

"They said he was the most straitlaced man in PSICOM - if you put serious and stubborn in a military uniform, you'd get Colonel Rosch."

And yeah. That basically sums it up.

Also, there's this scene where he gets all pissed and pulls out his sword and I'm over here like *insert debby ryan hair thing here*. I'm telling you, it's always the sword boys that get me. I'm sure you've noticed that by now. I don't know what it is but. It's a thing.

Oh!!! Oh!!! Speaking of the *tucks hair behind ear*, there's this one scene where he's chasing the protagonists. And he goes, "Clever, aren't you?"

*SCREAMS*

That scene is truly a masterpiece. Thank you for the good food, Squeenix. I remember having to take a moment to just pause and regather myself. Actually, I had to do that the first time I saw him too-

I wasn't alone at the time when he was introduced so I was just silently like "ohmygodhellosir ajrfnaklwenjklwenjklrn" but oh my GOODNESS.

My s/i works with him! She's pretty much his right hand woman. She always has reports and intel on all their missions ready to go! I find it cute how well they work together, be it for mission-related matters, or just when they're relaxing together.

Just like pretty much all of my other s/is, she's a raging academic and total nerd. In the first game, they basically live on this human paradise called Cocoon. It ends up not being so great because the gods want to murder humanity but anyways! Education is pretty much free and you can study whatever you're passionate about. That's why she has studied just so many things.

She's not exactly the type who aspired to join the military, but alas! Things happened. I like to think of it as a "heyyyy y'all needed my help once and then once turned to twice and twice to thrice and then i never left" type thing.

Oh, and then she fell in love with Yaag while she was there.

Her cheery attitude is a direct opposite to his, but they're also able to have some very serious conversations with each other. I love their dynamic so much! Also, he can get a bit softer when he's opening up to her and,,, Soft Yaag??? Hoo boy.

Her motives and beliefs tend to align a bit more with the Cavalry branch, but i feel as though she fits in better with PSICOM. Also, the book describes the soldiers to be a bunch of dumbass dorks and just the thought of her smiling and cracking jokes with all of Yaag's men make me super happy.

Oh and she gets a cool uniform too! Because I said so.

Now, they've known each other for years by the time the end of the first game rolls around. They're happy together, maybe even engaged! It can go one of two ways here. He either dies or he doesn't.

I like adhering really closely to canon with my ships (*laughs in genesis angst*) but I also think it would be a blast if he were to survive.

In the novels after his death, some recordings of his are found. It's basically him talking about how the government sucks from the inside. A character finds these and reveals them to the public to get rid of the old government and an invite a newer one that actually cares about the people. However, it's never quite stated how he got those recordings. And that's where Ash steps in.

She brings them to his attention and helps him out, but then returns to live with the rest of the remaining soldiers in that camp they set up in the second novel. They all look up to her as a leader-type, which I find is really funny because she doesn't exactly have the qualifications? She worked with PSICOM, but was never exactly a soldier. But hey, it's right after the world (quite literally) fell apart, I don't think that anybody cares about that.

Also, there's another chapter where Snow ends up visiting, and she has a friendly chat with him!!! She helped out the protagonists a little bit near the end of the first game, so they have a slight idea of who each other are, but that doesn't exactly change the fact that she fell under the category of villain for a lot of it, despite not actually being a bad person. I also think that their dynamic would be fun. Snow also just makes me really happy LMAO.

I think that this version of Ash is really fun just because of how much the experience hardens her? She spends a lot of time grieving. Also!!! Whether or not she makes a cameo in 13-2 (maybe near the ruins early game?) is totallllyyyy up to you hehe! I think it would be neat for her to talk to the protagonists of that game, especially since Yaag was the one who orchestrated the Purge and at the ruins, there's a huge monument of the names of people who were killed there.

Also, whether or not she has a son here is up to you. I like to think of all my ideas all happening in alternate timelines so everything I want can happen without stepping on other events? I imagine their child to have Yaag's pretty silver hair with Ash's brown eyes.

Also, 13-2 is about time travel so like. The protagonists meeting their child in the future when he's all grown up? Good stuff.

But hey, in the main timeline she's alone after Yaag's death. She helps the other characters. I also think that in time, she does work for the Academy? I mentioned that she's pretty nerdy earlier, so that definitely helps out. She's super cool!!! Such a badass!!!

Now, on the flipside of things, what if he survived? Then what happens? shameless self promo

Yaag still has those recordings, and they do still reach Captain Rygdea. They both live in the small village that the remnants of PSICOM created. It's a sweet life. Are fankids a thing in their future? Yeah, probably.

I feel like Yaag would be a really good dad. I headcanon that he has a very strong relationship with his own father as well. He's caring and stern, but also knows when to turn down the serious scale. The novels also say that he likes kids!?!?!? I know I've screamed about this point like 24892 times on my blog. But.

It's so cute??? Who would expect this super serious and mean man who quite literally says that the protagonists aren't people, they're targets to like children of all things???? It really is my favorite thing ever just because of how cute it is. I also have a few tiny cousins in my family, so him playing with them makes me very soft too.

("Would you please stop tugging on my hair- Ash, this is not a laughing matter!" "Oh, but it so is.")

I think that detail really helps hint at him having a more gentle side? And I adore that.

Also, I mentioned how Snow pays a visit to the PSICOM camp after the events of the first game? I think that would be very interesting with Yaag there because before Yaag dies in canon, Snow says, "Stay alive. We'll see you when it's over."

And now he finally gets to see him. The conversation would get surprisingly deep and definitely dive into Yaag's motives and real thoughts about his actions in the game. I really enjoy the few interactions those two have in the game.

Anyways, now that we've gotten that out of the way, let's dig into the meat and potatoes of this ship.

In 13-2, they get a separate dlc side story just to themselves. Because I said so. I'm not sure how the plot of this works, but it's basically them exploring Gran Pulse together. Maybe to map things out? Maybe to get better acquainted with the world they thought was a hell their whole lives? Maybe there's some sort of big mission they have to do? We'll figure it out.

Basically, it's a whole side story of them exploring and kicking monster ass together. The combat is regular 13 combat.

Yaag has his sword along with some explosives (we see him carry some grenades at the end when he blew himself up). And Ash also has a sword because I like swords.

In the game, usually only l'Cie, or magic god slaves, can use magic. However, after the fal'Cie (magic gods) go poof at the end of the end of the first game, some normal humans can use magic? It makes no sense and exists only for plot convenience, but I'm not complaining because it makes my plot easier too.

My point is, Ash can use magic! Because A) she's quirky mage material B) we need a balanced team C) Every single version of Ash so far has been a mage. D) I like magic a lot. Would be my go-to as well.

Also, if you're interested in how they work in battle, roles divide up very nicely between them.

Yaag has: -Commando (physical attacks) -Sentinel (beefy tanks) -Sabuteur (debuffing enemies)

Ash has: -Ravager (magic goes brrr) -Medic (i think you know) -Synergist (buffing allies) -Commando (physical attacks)

Maybe Yaag could get medic too to balance off the load in battle? They're a blast in combat because they really do compliment each other.

Anyways, back to the adventure.

It's the two of them traveling around. The main focus of it is their conversations as they travel. There's a lot of fun banter. Ya know how like when you're walking around in Naughty Dog games and your characters are just chatting? Yeah. That.

Their conversations are super random and they cover pretty much every single topic ever. They go from really serious to them just being stupid. I love their friendly banter.

Also, when they set up camp and are about to sleep, we get to see sleepy Yaag in action. And do you know what that means?

It means we get to see Yaag with his hair done a bit looser, maybe even down!!! Yaag with his hair down is all I want to see. It's what we deserve. It's what we need. The day that I see Yaag with his hair down is the day i achieve true happiness LMAO.

It's what we need.

Ash playing with his hair??? Yes, I most definitely think so.

Oh and there is totally a "Yaag, I'm cold." "Allow me to help remedy that. *pulls her closer*" type moment because they're cute like that.

All in all, their travels are really fun. Maybe somewhere around there they run into the protagonists? Either from the first game or the second game. I think that would be a fun mess.

I feel like Yaag can show a softer side of him around her and that makes me really happy. He deserves to be happy and I love him very much.

I think about him all the time, and just the thought of him holding me makes me so happy. He really is just adorable.

Before I wrap this up, I have a few more things I want to speak about! Firstly, allow me to share one of my favorite pictures of him because oh. my. god.

*screams*

The urge to backhug him!!! Ahh!!! He's so cute!!!! I just wanna hold him aelajflanef.

One of my favorite pre-relationship moments from them is this one time where Yaag is pretty down in the dumps, and Ash is talking to him about it and offering her advice. And as she talks, she gently places a hand over his (they're seated side by side btw). He looks up at her in shock, and she takes back her hand is like, "O-oh! I'm so sorry, I should've asked first, I just thought tha-"

And then he just snatches her hand back and gently holds it. You can see the tips of his ears burning red haha! I think that they're pretty cute ajfwnjklef

She always tries her best to take care of him, too! He needs a hug, and she is more than happy to provide. She always tries to remind him to eat his meals on time and such, even if she can be questionable at following her own advice at times. She can also be a bit of a tease sometimes, so he can get pretty annoyed (not really, he thinks it's cute) sometimes.

However, he also does his best to take care of her. Would he pull the "that's an order." card after she refuses to rest, pulling several late-nighters for work? Yeah. Probably. He's very caring, even if he can come off as very serious and scary sometimes.

To wrap things up, I love Yaag Rosch.

Thank you for your time.

#HOO BOY WE DID IT GUYS #that took a while. but it was a blast. i have a LOT to say about this man #also thank you so so so so much for the ask!! youre the first friend i made in the community and i appreciate you so much #thank you for always being so supportive of me and my ships <3 #he's such a cool character ahh!! i really love him #no brain just him #answered #dorky-self-shipper #anyways writing this post was so much fun!! it's pretty much all i've been doing since i got the ask lmaaooo #thank yoouu!!!!

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oingo233 · 3 years

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I am loving how much thought you're putting into these ship requests ❤ so I thought I'd ask too!

I'm a heterosexual Ravenclaw female. I like to read and write. I used to peer tutor. I like to laugh. My sense of humor is pretty sarcastic. I like to play board games and watch movies and TV. I like being outside but just to relax and enjoy the weather. No camping or serious hiking for me lol. I have green eyes and dark blonde hair. Think you could do a ship for both ears? If not whichever you want is fine. 😊

You sound so awesome! (Total side note: but yall or too cool for me wtf I just adore you) I kinda went off with the marauders ship, and since I wrote so much for it I decided not to do the Lightning Era ship, which I hope you don’t mind, but if you really want one just let me know and I’ll get to it. Also sorry this took me forever, I’m the worst at posting/writing. But I hope you enjoy it! <3

Anyways, based off of everything here is what I think....

Marauders Era

I ship you with James Potter...

- He saw you were giving peer tutoring lessons so he lied and said he needed “loads of help. Please, you’d be doing me a huge favor. I’ll pay ya back?” he’d say with a wink, you’d roll your eyes and fight your smile because truth be told him and his friends always made you laugh with their pranks and you were always a little curious about this charming and handsome boy.

- You agree, in the name of education and graciousness of course. No other reason... none at all. Definitely not because he smelled good, and you knew he was passing that class with flying colors and so he had to be into you too, right?

- He was, oh god he was so into you. He spent more time staring at you than the books you used to study. It was often you’d look up to see if he was “registering” the information and he’d just be gazing up at you through his glasses, mouth slightly agape in a smile. You’d blush and ask him an on-topic question, he’d answer correctly and you’d only blush more.

- He always made you laugh till your stomach was in knots and the two of you were kicked out of the library. It was one of those time when he asked you out on your guy’s first “date”.

- The two of you were standing outside the library doors, cheeks flushed and eyes alight with humor. He told the worlds best story about his first time on a broom, and how he thought he could fly into outer-space and bring back a star for his mom. (he was very little and didn’t know any better, his dad of course was right next to him and raced after him, but James was so fast. Afterwards at dinner they scowled him, but knew he would be just great at quidditch.)

- “But it’s all true, all of it,” he says, laughing as you shake your head in disbelief. He is walking beside you as you two wander the halls, not sure where to go but not wanting to part from one another. “But I’ll tell you, nothing has ever made me feel so free. Just flying like that, nothing can hold you back.” he says, a large smile on his face. You smile up at him and his heart nearly drops.

- “Sounds nice,” You mutter, only half paying attention to your own words because James looked so kissable then. He smiled wider and walked closer to you, blushing as his nerves took over. “I could teach ya? If ya want, of course.” He asks you. Without hesitation you say yes.

- That weekend you spend the whole Saturday together, learning, it seems as though he was the tutor now. You nearly fell off the broom from laughing so hard, and James’s face would genuinely twist with worry when you would try new moves, he wouldn’t want you getting hurt. The weather was just wonderful and the brisk breeze caressed your skin, yet the sun kept you warm.

- It was on that beautiful day, that you two laid back on the field of grass to rest and enjoy the weather, he leaned over and kissed you. You were in shock and he almost pulled away, ready to apologies and die from embarrassment but then you started kissing him back and he found something he for sure liked more than flying...you.

- You two fell in love and have been dating ever since. His sense of humor is both terrible amazing puns, and sarcasm so you two are always laughing your hearts out with the rest of the Marauders or even just alone.

- You two play board games a lot because he actually started to like them around the same time he found out you did (coincidence...I think not). When you two played together he’d get so into it, he’d just stare down at the board and figure out his next move, giving you perfect time to admire him in silence. He truly was beautiful. You’d see his glasses inch down his nose, and he’d slowly push them back up, still focused.

- Whenever you let him win (rarely) he’d would boast about it all day, but it made him so happy you learned to sit there and take it, you knowing the truth about your mad skills was enough. Sirius and Remus knew it too.

- He’d always watch movies and TV with you, but only if you two were cuddled up. It’s the only thing that helped him stay still long enough to really get lost in and take in the film. His fav cuddle positions were when you’d lay in-between his legs, ontop of him, and cuddle your head on his chest, you were so warm and he’d play with your hair and give you forehead kisses .

- Or, his all time fav cuddle was when it was switched, and he was laying atop your chest. He loved how he could hear your heartbeat, and feel when you laugh. You also just run your hands through his hair and if he isn’t careful he could just fall asleep like that, zenned out and warm.

- Since you like being outside so much, but no hard activities (gurl, same!) he would always set up a picnic for the two of you. Outside on nice days, he’d cover your eyes and lead you across campus to this spot beneath a nice, shady tree. Lying underneath it would be a blanket, your favorite book and foods, and some pillows. He’s let you lay your head in his lap and he’d read aloud to you. He’d put on voices for the characters and make sarcastic commentary that always made you laugh.

- During quidditch matches he gave you his spare jersey to wear and begged you to “Just for one day, be a Gryffindor. I’ll give ya me jersey, splash some face paint on ya, and no one will tell the difference.” because he’d want for you to sit with Remus, and Sirius and Peter and cheer him on, because then he wouldn’t have to look all over the stands for his favorite group of cheerleaders. You always kissed him before a match for good luck, he swears by it.

- But he also loved that you were a Ravenclaw. He admired your intelligence, wit and creativity the most and it wasn’t like you were lacking the Gryffindor traits that he took so much pride in. He also liked the different perspective you could give him on situations considering your different houses really shaped you both individually and he spent a lot of time with fellow Gryffindors.

- He’d pull the best puppy eyes to convince you to let him read whatever you are writing. He adores every word you put on paper and even asks to keep his favorite story of yours that you’ve written so he can read it over summer.

- Overall, you both love and support one another so much! And it was a match made by cupid himself aka me

I hope you liked this!

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iitsfriday · 4 years

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ayooooo! so, this is friday (frida, if you like), a geumseong senior and **your** very. own. quidditch commentator!!! she’d technically be starting the semester late (by one month) as she ran off to frolic in the magical rainforests of australia over the summer and wham! bam!! was bit by a magical creature (rip) within the 1st month and shipped off to st mungos for three months where she then fell in “deeply” in love with the nurse treating her but had to break things off when she was discharged/came back for school bc what good is a bf you can’t hug!! :( ff NOW present day, she’s trying to lose her 4kg breakup weight (rip^2) and keep up with her self imposed boy-ban till she gets her hot girl summer bod back (ik it’s fall but like work with me here).

currently, she’s in her fourth year as a wandmaking major/magical creatures minor (not including the first two years where she flip flopped between potions and aurology) — but uh yeah, this is totally what she wants to be for the rest of her life!! fr this time.

oofie that was really long but you can read more about her +some plots under the cut but first HERE is her profile! smash the like if you’re into plotting!!!

bio tldr; (not me going tldr like i wrote a bio to begin with)

was born into this world as a means to keep her dad from leaving them, but evidently that wasn’t good enough since dad left when she was ~6 and her brother was 3 anyway.

mom’s a pretty witch, so never found trouble in remarrying—thing is she has incredibly bad luck, so from then on it has been a trail of broken hearts, marriages, half siblings, step siblings etc + moving around a lot (from seoul to nz, england etc)

kid friday really watched it all go down but took nothing from the example her mom set (to do better, live smarter yk) and instead only took on the must be loved, must find love bits (till she chickens out because anything too real is kinda :) Scary!)

anyway, she was enrolled in hogwarts after mom remarried (as a ravenclaw, actually) and graduated with a small trail of broken hearts in her wake as well (like mother like daughter)

currently in her last year at mokseong and living it up! (ish)

anyway onward to the juicy bits—

friday kang??? big ole freak flirt. for the 4 years she’s been here, she has never been single for longer than a month.

thinks she’s number one in dating/flirting (all tricks and hacks, need advice?? she’s ur girl!) but she doesn’t know too much about love (ofc)

romantic at heart, though she tends to be incredibly fickle, falls in and out of “love” way too quickly (or she’s just scared of the Real Thing yk)

little bit tactless, very much so thick-skinned — sometimes ur just not sure if she doesn’t get it bc she doesn’t get or bc she’s ignoring it

bit sensitive, can and will a) cry or b) bitch or c) both depending on the situation, though rlly only applies to close friends/s/os (she’s clingy/touchy too)

loves to eat sweets, visits aesthetic cafes frequently

since she dated a muggle that one time she ended up making an instagram and now she’s getting a hefty amt of followers who knew???

unrelated but she likes them tol uwu bc they give the best hugs (very comfy to sink into 🤗)

loves learning new things, a total keener. has tried out for every sports team just for the hell of it (did get into any but, you know, thats okay too)

currently on the look out for select ointments to get rid of the scar on below her knee from that little incident in aus (looks haphazard, blue-like, has a sheen to it; akin to a giant vein or smth like that)

connections

EXES (this is obv tho but it doesn’t hv to be anything too serious, went on couple dates etc but if u want saucy ex plots… im ur girl)

FWB that didnt end up as just fwb bc she highly romanticizes any chance and it didn’t work out and now yall aren’t really even friends anymore

BEST FRIEND/GIRL GANG plsplspls she needs to be dragged back to reality like twice a week

CRUSHES one sided???? but never found the chance bc shes alw taken? pls? or vice versa and they’ll always be her maybe *looks off wistfully*

STEP SIBS…. please - can be former or current (whichever)

HALF SIBS ,, , possibly one or two, if anyone is into it. very likely when mom had her heartbroken she just left with friday (to hell with the rest of her kids) so angst? mb?

ENEMIES she’s too flirty and its annoying :-(

ANYTHIING ELSE im open to anything so throw me all your saucy!!!!

#intro.#tw weight #tw diet

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theteapotofdoom · 4 years

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I am not the anon who asked about your ships but lmao I can’t believe you got me considering Kunifyo at 3 in the morning. I love rareships but this one will make me suffer 👀 what have you done op (btw I also ship kunikidazai and odazai. Exquisite taste!)

THE KUNIFYO PROPAGANDA IS MARCHING FORWARDS ... >:D

Okay but really, I’m so happy to hear this!!! Kunifyo has so much flavour and potential, I’m happy to spread to good word and to convert people (especially if it means that I might get more Kunifyo content in the long run ...)

Like I said before, I love Kunikida so much that I tend to try to ship him with everyone, so Kunifyo was always in the back of my mind as soon as Fyodor was introduced. BUT THEN SEASON 3 AND THE MANGA HAPPENED and we got this whole plotline with Kunikdia and the Decay Angels and I was just sitting there like “are yall seeing this??? ARE YALL SEEING THIS GAY SHIT???”

So yeah, this is definitely a dark and twisted ship (unless it happens in an AU which is also very valid, give me that soft Kunifyo college AU 560k slow burn) but it has SO MUCH FLAVOR ... I’m really liking the fic I linked in the ship list, and I really hope that the author continues it because it’s really hitting all those dark twisted points that I like. I definitely want to try to write some Kunifyo myself as soon as I have the time, but I would need to actually catch up with the mange to be sure that I characterise both Kunikida and Fyodor properly.

AND SINCE YOU ALSO LIKE KUNIKDAZAI ... may I interest you in an AU in which Fyodor and Dazai are both fighting over Kunikida? (I guess I could call it a kunifyodazai AU, but to be honest, I don’t really like fy*d*zai so it wouldn’t really be a threeway ship, really just Dazai and Fyo fighting over Kunikida). Maybe Dazai is in love with Kunikida but hasn’t confessed yet, and Fyodor (who is spying on the agency) tries to seduce Kunikida. Initially, it’s just as a way to mess with Dazai by using his weakness and stealing something from him but ... Fyodor really becomes fascinated with Kunikida and genuinely falls for him and everything gets more complicated. It can end with whichever ship you prefer, it can also be a chaotic college AU instead of happening in canon, it can be whatever you want it to be! I just ... really like the concept of people fighting over Kunikida because that’s what he deserves, he is best boy.

AND YEAH KUNIKIDAZAI AND ODAZAI :’D WE LOVE TO SEE IT, you have impeccable taste my friend!

#kunifyo #kunikida doppo #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #bungou stray dogs

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ironwoman359 · 4 years

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hi im new to the ss fandom so uhh 1. is there a discord where people are alive and 2. what are tags for art where ppl can actually see them bccc i never actually post or contribute or Talk in any sort of fandom ever but idk i might try bc yall are very nice but im also a ball of anxiety and confrontation issues so. Yes. ill shut up now since u probably have a bunch of asks

Hi there, welcome to the fandom! As far as discords go, I am not much of a discord user, I’m in one(1) TS creators discord and just ask anyone else there how often I show up XD (It’s not much) so I’m not the person to ask about that, but I do know there are tons of servers out there! Fanders, reblog this with your active TS servers!

As for the tags, general art tags you usually see are #ts art, #ts fanart, or just plain old #sanders sides. Fanfic tags are usually #ts fanfic, #ts fic, #sanders sides fanfiction, or again, just #sanders sides. You can also search for specific sides content by searching their name either as #virgil sanders or #ts virgil. Occasionally some people will still post as their function, like #anxiety sanders, but really #deceit sanders is the only one you’ll find lots of content under, for the other five we just use their names.

When perusing the tags, you may find "unsympathetic sides” content. This refers to fic or art of a side acting cruel, manipulative/abusive, or villainous in an out of character way. If that kind of content is something you don’t want to see, block the tags #unsympathetic (character first name) for whichever side you don’t want to see that way. #unsympathetic patton, #unsympathetic virgil, and #unsympathetic roman are the ones I see most often, but there are whole sideblogs dedicated to creating unsympathetic content for one or ALL of the sides. If that’s something you think would be cool to explore, I encourage you to check out those tags and those blogs (such as @unsympathetic-core-sides), and if that’s something you DON’T want to see, block those tags and blogs.

Speaking of tags and characters, some people also tag #sympathetic deceit or #sympathetic remus, for when they’re portraying our dark boys as NOT villainous, etc. sof if THAT kind of portrayal isn’t something you’d like, block those tags as well. Some people also tag unsympathetic dark sides, but it’s a minor debate in the fandom how to go about that, and, at least in terms of fic, I find mentioning how they’re going to be portrayed (good, bad, morally grey, etc.) in the content warnings section much more helpful than trying to tag specific characterizations in the tags themselves.

In whatever you’re going to read though, make sure to read over the warnings at the beginning to see if the story is something you want to experience, it’s up to you to cultivate your online experience, not an author.

And last thing to know before you dive into this lovely community of ours is ship names! In case you don’t know all the ship names yet, here you go!

Prinxiety: Roman/Virgil

Logicality: Logan/Patton

Moxiety: Patton/Virgil

Logince: Logan/Roman

Royality: Roman/Patton

Analogical: Virgil/Logan

Roceit: Roman/Deceit

Moceit: Patton/Deceit

Loceit: Logan/Deceit

Anxceit: Virgil/Deceit

Dukeceit: Remus/Deceit (also demus)

Intrulogical: Remus/Logan

Intruality: Remus/Patton (I’ve also seen moduke)

Dukexiety: Remus/Virgil

Creativitwins: Roman and Remus’s familial/brotherly relationship name.

Remrom: Roman and Remus’s incest ship name, block this if you do not want to see that kind of content.

LAMP: Logan/Virgil/Patton/Roman

DLAMP: Deceit/Logan/Virgil/Patton/Roman

DR.LAMP: Dukeceit and LAMP existing side by side (idk if lots of people use that label but I think it’s so perfect)

There are 3-way ships too, but I’m not good at remembering all their names, maybe if someone could add on with all of those?

But yeah, that’s all I can think of you need to know, other than one tiny other thing: we try not to use the abbreviation “ss” because that’s the acronym the nazis used for one of their military police units. Use #ts sides or something similar instead. That’s about it though! Welcome to the fandom!

#sanders sides #fanders #anon #asks and answers

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Animorphs notes: Megamorphs 2

Megamorphs 2

Marco 1

Saw something on the news and mentioned it to the others leading to everyone in a storm trying to breathe in dolphin morph

Of course its not like sharks need to breath air and might be better in some cases

Marco uses humor to cope

Rainy day

So why are the animorphs getting involved with a sunken nuclear sub?

Marco wants to go out of his way to save people again.

Him and Rachel are like the most likely on the team to become superheros

Or they could put their stuff in a bag and bury it on the beach instead of putting things in the trash?

How exactly do these guys plan on rescuing people?

Cassie 1

Everybody morphs dolphin

They find the sub

Jake 1

Ah yes the plan to kidnap an officer. Totally would have no negative reprocussions

Can’t just act in a weird and obvious manner to direct people to the sub

Sometimes dolphins help people, sometimes dolphins kill people. Its a rulette game as to whichever a dolphin is more interested in at the moment

The writter makes a comment on war and nukes

A nuke goes off and instead of being vaporised by the light the kids get transported through time and space for some reason

Rachel 1

One of these days a kid is gonna get trapped in morph when they’re uncoincious

Cassie’s the only one who had any injuries from the fucking nuke going off

Why is there a volcano over there? There shouldn’t be volcanoes where they are

Rachel watches the Magic Schoolbus

That’s not how plesiosaurs work and you could never mistake them for a whale even with sonar

Ax is smug about those not being whales

Tobias 1

Why the hell are fucking plesiosaurs intered in them in the first place?

Tobias got vored by something big enough to swallow a 10ft at least dolphin whole

This is causing me pain

Rachel got vored by something that can fit 2 ten or so foot dolphins inside its stomach

Looked it up and yeah no, plesiosaurs were def known to not have flexible necks by the time this was written

No that can’t be an ichthyosaur b/c they’re gone by this point in the Cretaceous and the on ly ones that big were likely FILTER FUCKING FEEDERS

Random ass gulper eel dolphin sea monster

Rachel decides that morphing is the best idea in the stomach

Tobias morphs too

Jake 2

Ax doesnt get to have a turn yet what a surprise

Cassie says they should try to rescue Rachel and Tobias, Jake says thats a fucking dumb idea and he’s right

Jake is pissed at people getting themselves eaten and Cassie coming up with dumb fucking idea

There should actually be some seagull like dinosaurs but I think those were discovered much later than these were written

Kids finally put 2 and 2 together and realized that they aint in Kansas anymore

They havent actually put togther the gone back in time bit yet

Jake and the writer seem to be under the impression that dolphins have no natural defenses

They are almost there in realizing what happened

Cassie 2

Still no fucking Ax narration

THESE KIDS ARE REALLY FUCKING DUMB

Sauropods did not leave elephant like foot prints. At all

Nope not figured it out yet

Cassie, you should know that whales can’t swallow whole full gown dolphins

Cassie almost gets eaten by a crocodilian and these kids still haven’t fucking figured it out

Wait a minute. Grass doesn’t exist in this time period

Also Cassie should know better. Herbivores can and will fuck you up with little provication

They finally figured it out

I see we have movie monster Tyrannosaurs

Rachel 2

Wow Ax really doesnt have any rights does he?

...that’s not how anatomy

Bears are not herder to digest than dolphins

This is hurting ,me

Tobias everything you said aside from the hadrosaurs was pure bullshit

Rachel thinks the dinosaur angle is rediculous

Tobias 2

Tobias you have a fucking hork-bajir morph you utter dumbass

Wow Tobias is bad at morphing, he can’t even get rid of his injuries

Tobias gets to be extra useless and cause Rac hel pain by haveing to perch on her

Grass doesnt exist in this time period

There was a gradual decline in the late Cretaceous of nonavien dinosaurs, the asteroid was the last nail in the coffin

T. rex was just another animal not not much more dangerous than say a lion, just bigger

Marco 2

Ax doesnt get to narrate I guess

There is no reason for the tyrannosaur to be chasing them it just made a fucking kill

They aren’t even the right size to be worth the fucking effort either

Marco almost gets eaten and is saved by Ax who papercuts the thing to death

Ax 1

Yeaaaah Ax vs Tyrannosaur should not end in victory for Ax

I flatout don’t belive this rediculousness and my suspension of disbelife died several chapters ago

Ax is fucking shook that worked

Ok good Ax was very very fucking lucky that worked and not gonna try that again

No, Ax, no that is not scientificly possible b/c theres no fucking dna in the fucking fossiles they are bone and other shit shaped rocks

When the fuck did Cassie get any survival skills? Did she decide to brush up after the Karen incident

Well we have ‘I will survive this with or without you’!Cassie today

Yall could actually morph Ax and have your own andalite tails. Or fucking morph hork-bajir

Rachel 3

Grass still doesnt exist yet

At no point did rachel think to escue some modesty and make wraps for her feet

Rachel suggests that Tobias morph human, even perminatly

He is very shit at morphing

I guess he expects that he’s got days to live as a wounded bird over anything else he could fucking morph

Rachel refuses to fucking make it known that she’s suffering

In what fucking world does that description matach a triceratops

Also deinonychus, not around at the end of the cretaceous

Deinonychus is about almost 3 ft tall at hip and a ft longer than that

Naked ass ones at that

Them going after them at least makes sense

Cassie 3

Camping and eating tyrannosaur meat

Gonna sleep in shifts

People keep forgetting that they have hork-bajir morphs which are amazing and also that they could just aquire Ax

Tobias 3

Nothing about the majority of large dromaeosaurs suggests that they’re fast. The opposite actually. Ambush predators not chasers.

Tobias and Rachel split up

Tobias and the writers forgot about wing assisted incline running and the fact that raptors can fucking climb if the have to

Tobias drops on one and aquires it

Tobias 4?

This is going with the not-dynonicus being diurnal for some reason

Tobias lost control of the morph and will probably attack Rachel

Jake 3

The rock that was the final nail for the dinos is estableshed bvery firmly\

Stampede

And a nother tyrannosaur

Jake trips and falls when it matters most

Rachel 4

Tobias is really serious about not identifying as human

Rachel tries to reach him over smashing the lead raptor

Jake 4

Jake gets vored by the tyrannosaur whole even tho it was already eating bigger more interesting prey

Jake aquires the thing and starts morphing imediately

That tyrannosaur broke its fucking tail

Everyone aquires the injured dinosaur

Marco 3

Marcos not happy and everyone misses Rachel

More travel

Ax says the flash of light that started the stampede was artifical

Did Ax just say he can see ultraviolet and infrared

They find an alien city

Tobias 5

Tobias is bitching about Rachel still being mad that he gutted her

Neither of them are healing their injuries for no good reason

Ew, Tobias gross.

Rachel has a raptor morph now

Rachel isn’t a coherent person when hrungy and tired

Why are there coconut trees? They dont exist yet

Rachel eats a not coconut

No. That is not a fucking spinosaurus. Spino is fucking African and didn’t live at the same time as T.rex

Tobias metally calls Rachel stupid

Rachel 5

This is really fucking poorly reserched

And lo an alien:

And that's when I noticed the other creature step smoothly out from the

bushes.

It walked on two legs. It was rough-textured, like it had really chapped

skin. It was reddish in color. It had two big eyes and a small mouth,

all of the same reddish-rust hue. It stood about eight feet tall. It was

carrying a weapon.

The creature gazed curiously at us with what seemed to be eyes, although

they were mere indentations in its face. From its head a pair of

antennae, flexible as whips, grew and began waving toward us.

The alien calls dibs on the dinosaurs and speaks Fucking English

The nesk

The nesk is a pile of antlike creatures

Anmd really Rachel just fucking escalate things to outright violence

Cassie 4

Cassie suggests that they just go see who the aliens are

And that Jake stay behind b/c she doesnt want to loose more people

The alien city:

We flew toward the shining city in the valley. With osprey eyes I could see much more clearly. I saw buildings that rose in steep, smooth sweeps, like they'd grown from the bedrock. Windows were stuck in odd locations, some aiming out, others more like skylights. And there were fields planted with green and arranged in neat circles instead of rows.

The aliens themselves:

As we got closer, I could see creatures of some sort. They looked a little like large - very large - crabs. Only with shells in a wild array of colors, deep blue, spring green, orange. And while on one side there was something very much like a large pincer, on the other side there was a pair of hands.

Crab people

TRhe kids are attacked by naked pterosaurs

Tobias 6

Wow its almost like starting a fight with an unknown party can go wrong

The ship:

The ground beside me exploded, like it had been ripped by an invisible

plow. I jumped. Another plow mark just behind me! I saw movement. And

there, racing toward us across the plain, was a gleaming, silver craft.

Maybe twice the size of a Bug fighter, but shaped like an elongated

pyramid, long end forward.

The nesk herd Rachel and Tobias away from their claimed territory

Ah they’re falling over the cliff of the mercora city

Jake 5

Daring mid air antics and the team is reunited

Also a force field wich is smart\

Ax is tired of having to be the info guy

At least its not a killer forcefield like the kind that yeerks use

The mercora introduce themselves

Ax 2

Ax and his andalite bullshit

More of the mercora:

There were three of the creatures. They moved upon seven legs. Four on

one side, three on the other. To make matters worse, the four

legs were larger than the three. So they scuttled sideways in the

direction of the small legs.

They stood about half the height of a tall human, and seven or eight

feet wide.

On the side with the four big legs, there was a sort of three-way pincer

claw. It looked very powerful. It looked like the sort of thing I would

not want to have to fight against.

On the other side, the weak side, there were two arms similar to my own,

but even stronger than human arms. The arms ended in long, tapered,

delicate fingers.

There were a lot of eyes. They kept opening and shutting, one or two or

three at a time. They were each hidden beneath tiny trap doors in the

Mercora's exoskeleton or shell. Eyes were forever appearing and

disappearing. It was very, very distracting.

Which is a cool design

They talk in thought speak

Just b/c humans in the future don’t know about the mercora doesnt mean they left or were destroy you dumb fucks

Marco 4

The mercora healed Tobias, gave everyone food, a place to stay and even offered to make them soem clothes

The crabs wear clothing or at least make it

And they have force field furniture

Also that’s not how broccli works

Marco makes a vore joke about the mecora

Really Cassie?

The mercora are herbivores

All you have is the mecoras’ word on that and they are in direct conflict with the nesk

And so what if they’re scavengers?

Very rarely but sometimes Cassie has a valid point

Ax 3

Ax is still kinda specist

Hmm I wonder why the mercora aprove? Its not like they can have an alterior motive here

And the mercora are going to help

Ax is very lonely in genera;

Cassie 5

The writers are fucking awesomebros

And they can’t control the morphs

Cassie gets wounded by a ceratopsian

Jake 6

What? We were just with Cassie oh forget it

Jake is suicidally confidant that Cassie wouldn’t eat him

Apparently Jake is right

Cassie freaks out

Ax 3

Tobias keeps being wrong.

The nesk have thought speak detectors

Tobias 7

They group steal an explosive and destroy the nesk ships

Rachel 6

The nesk retaliate very effectively

Ax calls for back up

TRachel throws herself around to draw away fire from the others

The mercora attempt a rescue and loose a ship

Culture:

The Mercora saucer picked us up, us and our little nuke. But they were a

grim, depressed bunch of aliens. It was hard to tell at first. But then

I noticed that each of them was minus one of their smaller legs. There

were just oozing stumps.

"What happened to your legs?" I asked. But even as the words were out of

my mouth, I saw the limbs in the corner. They were laid out on a

brightly colored cloth which was draped over a shelf. There was

something ceremonial about it. Almost religious.

<Can you explain the meaning of this?> Ax asked politely.

<We must make the sacrifice of pain. The legs will regenerate, but those

we honor will not,> the Mercora pilot said. <This is a symbol. It speaks

to our spirit's pain, by echoing it in physical pain.>

"They did this for the Mercora who were in the other ship?" Jake asked.

<For those who were in both ships,> the pilot said. <To be killed is a

sadness. To kill is a sin.>

Jake says the they owe the mercora for saving them

Fuck you Tobias

Tobias 8

Tobias this is premeditated murder

The nesk have decided to leave the earth

The mercora claim that the nesk altered the path of the meteor

They want to use the bomb to save themselves

Cassie 6

Fuck you Tobias

You need to be held accountable for this shit

Its almost like the vast majority of things to ever live never leave any fucking fossils you nit

This bastard is really trying to justify himself like this is anyway defensible

Fuck you Tobias, you get to join Cassie and Jake in the bin of fucking terrible people

Jake 7

Oh what you little bitch babies can’t handle the consequences?

Tobias deserves his unhappines and eventual death

Cassie 7

Cassie at least decides to bear witness to their crime

CVassie saw the time pass

No good reason given why they can’t retain those morphs

Tobias needs to pay for his shit

#nix reads animorphs #animorphs #this was very poorly reserched #and tobias deserves his suffering

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