#what a mood. and yeah.

[vampirerings]

want to ask them, “can i be a little rough with you?” and shove them down on the bed on all fours, climb over them as their hips arch, pin their hands down, rub my dick against their ass, drag my free fingers against their hole over their clothes while i bite at their neck and ear and ask them if they want something in there. and when they whimper and say “your cock” i want to smile and pull them closer into me and say “i’m going to use my fingers for a while but if you beg me nicely i might give it to you faster”

#i’m uuuh in a mood #like the promise of them getting either way cause i want them so bad too but if you do something for me i’ll give you what you want sooner #dom mood yeah… #vr txt #trans nsft #t4t nsft

[juniper-clan]

MOON 18: Oh Shit She’s Feeling It (pt. 1)

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#warrior cats #clangen #clangen warrior cats #warriors oc #wc #wc oc #jcmoons #oh man that’s embarrassing #I dedicate this to all the angry / embarrassed cries out there………. #I also dedicate this to MC Ride from Death Grips because of course I listen to them #I wonder what kind of mood she will be in back at camp #oh shit I’m feeling it #takyon #hell yeah fuck yeah I feel like killing it #takyonnnn #shout out to everyone who reads my tags to further understand me and are only more confused

[xxcherrycherixx]

cupid's gals meet

#monster high #ever after high #c.a cupid #abbey bominable #blondie lockes #heartlockes #c.a cupid x abbey bominable #abbey x cupid #theyre both my proud poly queens #cupid is dating blondie but abbey is her ex who she still gets on great with- #-if you know what i mean 👀 #blondie is fine with it #in fact blondie encourages it- she encourages Recording it and sending it to her too- she just wants to make sure there's no funny business #thats totally the only reason! #also fuck it blondie is a monster fucker shes a big ol monster fucker with a big fat crush on her monster gf #and maybe a lil one on her monster gf's monster fwb- shh #abbey is happy to have open relationship. why waste time on relationship drama when you can communicate with your partner and agree to kiss #-whoever you want? she's dating heath and he definitely doesn't mind that way of thinking. long live the polycule! #im in a polyamory mood bby gonna blast the orion experience-cult of dionysus and chrissy chlapecka-affection brb #add space age bachelor man to that list because fuck yeah thats a polyamory song i forgot #my art

[harritudur]

"I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things…"

(lotr quote + romance dawn trio, yes i like to make myself cry ❤️‍🩹)

#idk what is this but i like to imagine angsty things so TADAA #yeah my mood is not at its best rn #romance dawn trio #roronoa zoro #nami #monkey d luffy #one piece #one piece fanart

[kevindavidday]

as shifty as they were when they were younger, at the actual age that andreil are at do you think they've got the potential to be friendly strangers? like not overly friendly but the kind of people who understand what being human is

think about it, the experience of living a sheltered life and neil is standing behind someone in the grocery line, watching them unable to scour up money for ramen and water so he pays for it to help things along

andrew watching a little kid peer into his mega expensive car of the year and the kid gets scared of him and moves aside but andrew opens the door moves back, tells the kid he can have a look its fine

do you think they would interfere by force if they ever saw something bad happening in front of them? neil on his runs stopping to help someone cross the road, feeding stray cats in alleyways, yk the people who know what struggle is and don't want it for anyone else?

idk if they're the type to shrug off injustice so easily, i feel like whatever they learnt as children is buried deep inside the caution and fear of strangers and all but maybe what wymack taught them would rise to the surface too cuz if wymack hadn't chosen to help them they wouldn't be alive either

#sometimes i think about how neil cried when wymack passed away #and nora said in the EC thats one of the times andrew actively held him cuz he didn't know what else to do #yeah idk im in a mood #ofc this isn't just for andreil it applies to like kevin and aaron and nicky and all the upperclassmen too #might write more abt them too #aftg #tfc #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Does

Does Barnaby

Does Barnaby tell the others to get off his lawn when he's angry

psh, who do you think he is, an old man? he'd Bark, like any lively young dog

#serves them right for (playfully) arguing right outside of his house smh #hes got sensitive ears yall... probably... i wouldnt know... #i bet ya could hear that woof everywhere in the neighborhood #and feel it. its gotta be deep as hell. bass boosted boof #legend has it that a Single Can fell in howdy's store #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #many thoughts about barnaby and barking #id imagine that if asked if he can bark hed be like 'yeah but its a waste of effort / who has the time for That' #i doubt he ever really does it... #cause that would take effort and really when would he be in the mood to be able to do it #its like. i dont get how some people can just let out a real good yell/scream on command #if im not angry enough i Physically Cannot raise my voice in that way. just dont have it in me #and id also think that barnaby has a thick skin. takes a lot to make him That Peeved yk yk #but when he does bark. oof. thats gotta be the loudest shit ever #everyone runs out of their homes like 'what happened??? is there a thunderstorm??? did a fuckin Bomb go off??' #meanwhile barnaby is slamming his door behind him and frank & julie are speedwalking away from his house with ringing ears #thoughts thoughts thoughts Musings

[ash-and-starlight]

modern au and esen’s honkers are haunting the instagram feed

#id in alt text #yea this was inspired by That watermelon smashing vid #if u don’t know what i’m talking about you’re living a more peaceful life than i am #at first I was like hm maybe this is a bit too ooc for ouyang #then I remembered the 'doEs GeNerAL Xu pLAY thE FLuTE???' and I was like nah ok it checks out #no filter & accidentally revealing how much of a gayass he is is how he rolls #also rip Ma she's just trying to hang out with her boygf and that hideous Pest that Wretched Thang that useless twink #just manifests wherever zhu is and ruins the mood #she deserves to hatecrime him as much as possible #also I don't think esen is 100% aware he's posting blatant thirst traps. his insta is mostly pics of his horses and his beautiful eagle #then one vid of him doing mounted archery that breaks the internet for 3 weeks #rinse and repeat #also yeah wang's special skill is starting shit in the comments section #he would absolutely thrive in the toxic waste that is social media fights #ty for reading this far. more unhinged takes at 5 #esen-temur #zhu yuanzhang #ma xiuying #general ouyang #the radiant emperor #she who became the sun #he who drowned the world #my art

[nebuladreamz]

#nebula art and doodles #fnaf #fnaf william afton #fnaf cassidy #in honor of the movie coming out soon #and also something i've been thinking of #tw scopophobia #cw scopophobia #tw blood #cw blood #im not. sure what else i should trigger warn tag this as probably gore but maybe not #anyways i bullshitted this in. like an hour or so i decided halfway through i'd animate a little bit to get used to shit again #BUT YEAH THUMBS UP I LOVE FNAF AND SOME PEOPLE FORGET THAT IT'S GENUINELY FUCKED UP WHEN THINKING OF THE IMPLICATIONS #also was gonna animate the second to last frame of the various springtrap personas afton has but #i wasn't in the mood sorry springtrap lovers #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fandom #?? i guess

[samglyph]

Studies in intimacy

#idk man #I woke up without a voice rip so this is what you get #I was. kinda considering putting this on the cough side blog but I think it’s just tame enough for the main #malevolent #malevolent podcast #masked #yeah #idk we’re in a weird mood today #sketches #my art #arthur lester #john doe #john malevolent #jarthur

[bulbabutt]

these two..... 87 meets a raph who genuinely thinks hes awesome (when he's being honest) and rise raph gets to goof off with a brother who's exactly his kind of silly

(i might be referencing the missing "shred dead redemption" rise episode in which raph was gonna get really into being a detective)

they both picked out pirate costumes because of course they did!

@ilovebeingaturtle youre the only one who figured out where this was going, you joked, but you figured it out congratulations

part 1 | part 2 | part 3

previous leo's turn

#tmnt crossover #tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt 87 #tmnt 1987 #rise raph #87 raph #87 raphael #tmnt raphael #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #art #my art #bulbasturtlesforever2 #yeah im being lazy and reusing a background that i made myself what of it #just got in a mood of JUST FINISH IT ALREADY

[uncanny-tranny]

I love when a person is so trans you can't really tell exactly how they might be trans - all you know is that they are trans-something

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #trans meme #call me dumb but i watched a vodeo with wendy carlos and i didn't recognize her and i was watching thinking 'wait...' #and she was in a gorgeous suit and had sideburns that could kill and honestly it was a look and i felt so dumb when i realized OHHHH YEAH #iirc that video was when she was transitioning and trying to go towards a more feminine style so #this doesn't really apply to her it's just an anecdote that reminded me of other things #obviously it's more complex than what is in the post #i guess i mean that you kmow that they are trans but that is all you know and honestly that's a mood #somebody who goes 'yeah i'm trans. good luck figuring out the rest tho!' is somebody i respect immensely

[napping-sapphic]

Picture this: we eat a truly absurd amount of mashed potatoes and then go to sleep

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #did this seduce anyone?? #or am i only seducing myself with this idea #god mashed potatoes are so good #very good right before SLEEPING #which is also so good #@ girls with good mashed potato recipes: pls fall in love with me pls fall in love with me pls fall in love with me pls— #person: yeah i usually don’t peel the potatoes so i get it if you don’t like my recipe #me: *already on one knee to propose* #what if we got married and ate potato forward dishes for every meal🥺👉👈 #im gay and i like sleeping #this is the kind of romantic post yall are following me for right?

[frogchiro]

ELABORATE on the slasher ghost pls pls pls ELABORATE me needs more

OKAY SO I was thinking long and hard about this and how to approach it. At first I wanted to make Ghost like the classic killer/slasher Michael Myers style, killing in the woods, final girl reader etc etc BUT then I though, how about a little twist?

I'm pretty sure this isn't as original but still, but I came up with butcher!Simon 'Ghost' Riley who has a shop and lives in a secluded, small town up in the mountains and is a killer♡

HEAR ME OUT; big brute older man, around 40, no one on the town knows him really or about his past but judging by his dogtags they conclude he's ex military but rumours continue. They say that he was dishonorably discharged due to accusations of murder of a fellow soldier, it was never proven and he was never put in jail but apparently it was enough to throw him out of the military for good.

Although the cruel rumours were quite unreasonable and frankly sounded like some extravagant urban legend the man in question, Simon Riley still put you a bit on edge, but to be fair everything put you on edge here. As a total newcomer in the small town, a runaway to be precise, still so young, barely into your 20ies, but finally free from under the thumb of those assholes who were supposed to be your family but did not act at all like that, and this town...creeped you out to say the least.

It was just the town's general vibe was...off but you ultimately chalked it up to being newly on your own and the fact that it appeared to always be gloomy weather; mist, rainfall, thunder or snow, but what really stood out for you was the local butcher and the mysterious enigmatic Simon Riley...

#kin speaks #bsjxndidejdj this is so short #and may feel left without a conclusion #but it was really just to set the general mood of any future work if any of you are interested in it😭 #the idea of a kind creepy/off feeling butcher/slasher ghost came to me in a literall dream today #and i decided that yeah that's what we're rocking with #asks #interactions #cod mw2 x reader #cod x reader #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley x reader #slasher ghost

[turtleblogatlast]

Headcanon that the boys were first introduced to Lou Jitsu through Splinter scrounging up an old movie to watch through a grainy projector. Splinter wanted to hype himself up at the time, to see a version of himself - however fictional - succeeding and being happy.

He watches, and smiles, mouthing along to the dialogue and outright whisper-shouting “HOT SOUUUP!” whenever it comes up.

Nestled in his lap are his four new sons, still learning the world around them and heavily reliant on their new father. They watch with wide eyes how lively their guardian looks, how happy he sounds, and they turn to watch the movie closely. Because, for as young as they were, they could recognize the source of their father’s joy.

So naturally, they come to associate Lou Jitsu with their father’s smile, and in turn, they feel happy themselves. To them, Lou Jitsu will always be a source of joy, and always make them smile, even if they forget why as they grow.

They’re not just movies for the four of them - they’re the distant memories of a warm lap and a smiling face.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt headcanons #rise splinter #rottmnt splinter #I’m in a turtle tot mood #the babiessss #I know a lot of people like to criticize Splinter’s parenting and like yeah he’s not the BEST #but despite his mistakes I genuinely think he did better than what could or should have been expected of him #like anyone else would not have been able to do it #he can be a little negligent and hurtful at times but I don’t think he was as absent a parent as a lot of you say he is #his flaws are there true but again - he loves his boys so much #that being said it’s no excuse for his mistakes and he should be rightfully called out for them #but sometimes I feel like people really overblow his flaws

[promithiae]

How to handle seeing things you don't like on ao3:

Have you come across something too disturbing for you to handle on ao3? Like maybe somebody having sex in a position that isnt missionary? 😱 shocking, I know. Did someone maybe engage in mild bdsm? The absolute horror! Did two aged up characters do more than a kiss on the cheek??? The utter depravity. Well do I have a solution for you! It's an easy two step process. Step one is to find the back button. If you find yourself in a mildly uncomfortable position while reading a fanfic, you have the power to stop ❌ press the back button 🔙 and find a new fic that doesnt have such scary concepts 🔞. If you arent sure how to find it, here's what the back button looks like on my mobile browser:

It may be difficult for you to find, but I believe in you!

Step 2 is a little harder because I know you're nosy and think you know what's best for every person on the planet. But I still believe in you! You can do it! You can learn to mind your own damn business and walk away! If you see something you don't like, it's literally not your problem. Let me give you a personal example: there are people out there who still like the show breaking bad, which I found completely unwatchable. But you know what? It's none of my damn business, it's literally not my problem! I have learned that not every piece if media is made for every person, and that's not only ok, but a good thing! You too can learn to mind your own damn business and move on with your life. I promise it's not as hard as it sounds

#ao3 #yeah ok im in the mood to stir up shit #these kids have got me biting through wood beams already this morning #i dont even have my glasses on yet and im steamed up #also sorty to use bb as an example i know its a great show #but it was way too stressful for me #nothing actually against it. bb fans youre great keep doing what youre doing love the memes

[canisalbus]

My headcanon for Modern!Machete before he encounters (re-encounters?) Vasco is that he works in some high-powered but low-profile position for an influential and well-known multinational. Like a corporate lawyer or accountant for Apple or Volkswagon or Shell. He's very, very good at his job, his assistants and staff think he's a good boss, his boss thinks he's great, but half his colleagues can't stand him because they think he got promoted for sucking up to their boss instead of for his skills (it was for his skills). He's got exactly enough interpersonal skills to recognize the problem and not enough to fix it. He gets paid extremely well, well enough to mostly pretend that he's happy and fulfilled (he still ends up happier in the Modern!AU because his job only sucks a little instead of literally destroying him. Also because modern medicine means his medical situation is much better understood and controlled). Yes this is all just the modern equivalent to what canon!Machete's got going on but it's startling how much carries over with no changes.

Oh that's so well thought out actually, I love that.

#man #not to get personal but that autism feeling when you're good at what you do but fail the face to face social affableness test #“enough interpersonal skills to recognize the problem and not enough to fix it” big mood #he thrives in professional settings because formality clear etiquette and solid social hierarchy are easier to navigate #than personal relationships which can be messy and vague and have unwritten rules and inside jokes that he's not privy to #“his job only sucks a little instead of literally destroying him” yeah that's what I've been thinking of as well #as much as I'd like to grant him his dream job in arts history fashion or such he really belongs in that cutthroat corporate hellscape #Vaschete scenarios #modern au #answered #anonymous