#wendy freaking corduroy

[none-prob]

Maybe I'm just weird, or just never want to be the star light, but my favourite characters of any cartoons have never been the main characters. I just like those characters that occasionally appears and do things sometimes.

Gravity Falls was Wendy. Wendy Corduroy, my beloved. Yes, she's in the intro with everyone in the shack, but she appears far less than the rest of them. And I just like that bisexual girl. She's a total badass, and a hell of a driver in Weirdmageddon. Also it might be because I was way too relatable to Dipper when Gravity Falls was released. I used to practice drawing her last year during my Design class, but stopped when the next semester came.

Steven Universe was Lapis Lazuli. Yes, you saw it in my pfp, it's her. The barn slam is when it was sealed. Yes, she had done bad things and all that, one of the most controversial character of the show if it's not controversial enough yet, but I don't need my favourite character to be perfect and likeable so I can justify my liking to her. I even had her laser marked on a black plate that I carry all the time, she's like my lucky charm lol.

The Owl House is Viney. I don't even know her full name yet. But her first scene of the show is showing Luz the room behind the detention track. Truly a rebel. And she's in Emerald Entrails. Absolutely beautiful. It's sad that she only got 5 episode so far, 3 of them not even for a full minute, and not very likely to reappear for a bigger picture of her. She's just so underrated. Willow might be my kin and who I related the most, but Viney is my favourite.

#gravity falls #wendy corduroy #steven universe #lapis lazuli #the owl house #viney #viney is so freaking underrated

[the-lighthouse-lit]

I was tagged by @cruulsummer

The rules are simple - find a sentence, or excerpt, that includes the words you’re given and paste it in, and include a link to the finished story if you want. But honestly, these are guidelines at best - do what you want.

I’m tagging: @lunarmoment @scorpioaqua @laestrellapanda @raevenlywrites @blushroomx @fiora-miriel

My words to find: Red - Sleep - Writhe - Shallow - Bet - Safe - Look - Anger - Help

Your words are: Intention - Suit - Dark - Smirk - Heavy - Spread - Music - Stop - Alcohol

Red and Help (double whammy because it’s a long bit!) from The Invention of Gravity (a Gravity Falls 1800’s AU that will probably never be finished…):

“What’s your name?” Mabel asked.

“Wendy Corduroy!” Grunkle Stan shouted from the ground. The three looked down. “Get in here!”

Wendy descended from the tree in a series of exact movements that told the twins she’d been slowing down for them before. The twins observed as she ran into the house after their uncle, long red hair mostly out of its cap flowing freely behind her.

The two looked at each other, finding themselves higher up the tree than they’d ever intended, and now alone.

“…How do we get down?” asked Dipper.

Inside, Wendy Corduroy was telling Stan, “I can chop wood, make pegs, I can empty up a mattress and fill it up and sew it back up again with help, I can almost cook on the spit without burning it, and I can clean and shoot a rifle.”

“You’re already hired, Miss Corduroy, I spoke with your papa,” Stan told her.

Sleep from There’s Probably a Moral at the End Somewhere (my Teen titans play-format Fairytale AU, posted here)

STARFIRE: She is floating two feet above the ground. You who know her best, is this how she sleeps?

ROBIN: I don’t even know if she sleeps. I don’t know anything about her. And everything I thought I knew about her was wrong.

I’ve got nothing for Writhe, or Squirm, or Thrash, so I offer you Struggle lol, from a roooough draft of my original story Surot (found absolutely nowhere):

“But if the bathrooms are closed, you can get the key from the hut over there, just ask for Laura…”

I stopped myself. Stella looked kind of jittery and nervous. When I’d motioned to the bathroom she’d dove forth, and now that I’d presented her with a challenge, her eyebrows arched, like she was slightly shocked she’d have to struggle in this way—or like she was calculating she’d spent too long talking to the class freak and was panicking about it.

“Hold on,” I say, and I hold my camera to my chest as I go to the hut myself, all the while wondering why I insist on doing things for pretty girls. It made me feel like a boy. Or like a rough maid from a period drama doing stuff for her delicate ladies.

Shallow from The Club of Unauthorized Heroes Year 3 (yet unpublished):

Dick’s breaths were shallow. His mind was stuck on the here and now. He felt like he should be reviewing the mission—searching for where they went so wrong. But really all he could think about was how much Gar hated hospitals. How annoyed he’d be when he woke up.

Bet from Feral (an entry for BBRae Week 2022, found here):

“That was cool. Quick and clean. Bit sloppy at the end, though. Anyone could see what you were doing.”

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.” The girl’s voice was a grave whisper. Nearly a hiss.

“You chose a good area, too,” Gar went on regardless. “Lots of distracted loaded pockets around. I bet there’s even some left for me.”

Safe from Over Again (my Teen Titans-Miraculous Ladybug AU, first two chapters found here):

He took in her sarcasm and decided to one-up her. “Hm. You tell your crush you like them yet?”

She groaned, all her coolness gone. “I never should have told you about that.”

“But you did,” he reminded her with a big grin.

And she still didn’t know why. How had she told Beast Boy when she hadn’t even told Kori? She guessed she felt he was safe. Kori might try to set her up with Gar if she knew; it wouldn’t take her long to figure out who her crush was. But Beast Boy was detached from her world—he went to her school, but he couldn’t let her know that.

Look from The tide is full, the moon lies fair (my only She Ra fanfic, a Seamista oneshot, posted here):

He laughed, and it rumbled through his chest. “Really. A small fire. Without me needing to be there?”

“Maybe the venue missed you,” she returned, moving away to look at his face—his handsome face with the jaw and the ridiculously sharp moustache and the hyper-expressive eyes. She’d missed the chance to really look at it, before.

She tilted her head up to kiss him, and the whole world fell into place. To come back into his arms after a long time was a feeling she wouldn’t trade for anything.

And finally, Anger from The Club of Unauthorized Heroes Year 2 (which is published here, but not this bit yet!):

Gar looked back and forth between the faces in the car windows. “Jen?” He turned to Terra, whose face turned from anger to panic when he did.

“You haven’t figured it out yet, slug-face?” taunted Mikron. “Are we gonna have to spell it out for you?”

“Figure out what?” Gar returned. “That you’re Hive? We knew that for ages.”

“Do you wanna tell him?” Baran asked Terra. He was clearly having the time of his life.

#again. sorry I’m over a month late to this tag! #The very sad circumstance that I had writer’s block on a week off work of all times is the only reason I got to this #that also means I hate every line of this ha😭. anyway #tag games #writing tag game #fanfiction tag #writing

[dumbassnamedkhoshekh]

Allow me to introduce myself!

My name is Ian, and I've been here a couple months now, so I probably should have done this sooner, but here's my intro post!

About Me

My name is Ian (what a shocker, I know)

I am 20 years old

I use any pronouns (though I am partial to non-masc ones despite my tragically AMAB nature)

I am a disaster bisexual

I am a dumbass

Some of my favorite things :)

Books

Riordanverse 🔱

The Harry Potter Series (if JKR didn't screw it up so badly with insensitive tropes and being a transphobe) 🪄

The Menagerie Series 🦄

DC Comics (especially Nightwing and Wayne Family Adventures) 🦸🏻‍♂️

Heartstopper 🏳️‍🌈

Wikipedia™ rabbit trails 💻

This one specific TLoZ fanfic called Skyward Sword: Saxophone AU 🎷

Music

AJR 🎹

Paramore 🦋

My Chemical Romance 💀

Taylor Swift 🎸

Fall Out Boy 🐑

Daisy The Great 🪞

Sasha Alex Sloan 🥲

Garfunkel and Oates 👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏻

Twenty One Pilots 👨🏻‍✈️

Hamilton ⭐

Dear Evan Hansen (questionable handling of mental health issues but goddamn it has a ton of bops) 🪟

Ben Platt 🤵

Lady Gaga 💃🏻

Imagine Dragons 🐉

Dodie Clark 🌻

A lot of TV show theme songs apparently 📽️

Games

DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS FIRST AND FOREMOST 🎲

Minecraft ⛏️

The Legend of Zelda (especially Twilight Princess, Majora's Mask, Skyward Sword, and Breath of the Wild, the only ones I've committed a genuine amount of time to) 🧝🏼‍♂️

Dust: An Elysian Tail (this game never got enough attention) 🗡️

Pokémon 🐀

Mario Kart 🏎️

Kirby's Epic Yarn 🧶

Movies

Wonder Woman ⚔️

Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse 🕸️

The Lego Batman Movie 🦇

The Fault In Our Stars 💔

tick, tick...boom! 🎹

Ponyo 🐟

Avengers: Infinity War 🌌

Captain Marvel 🌟

Megamind 🧠

Onward 🚐

Tangled 💇🏼‍♀️

Spaceballs 🚀

Honorable mentions:

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movie 🐢

The Emperor's New Groove 🦙

The Mitchells vs. the Machines 🤖

Black Panther 🐈‍⬛

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story 🌑

Guardians of the Galaxy: Vol. 3 🦝

Moana 🌊

(Order not exactly concrete)

Shows

The Owl House 🦉

The Last Of Us 🍄

Gravity Falls 🌲

The Legend of Vox Machina 🏰

Helluva Boss 😈

Young Justice 🥷🏼

Arcane 🧁

Good Omens 😈

Inside Job 🥼

Dead End: Paranormal Park 🎢

Amphibia 🐸

Heartstopper 🌈

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 🐢

Parks and Recreation 🏞️

Steven Universe (Future is overhated) ⭐

Avatar: The Last Airbender 💨

Stranger Things 🚵🏻

X-Men: Evolution ❎

I have several more, these are just what my top ones are

Others

Podcasts: The Adventure Zone (favorite arc: Amnesty) 🪓🌂📕, Welcome To Night Vale 👁️🌵🐈‍⬛

Animals: Cats, bats, owls, and dogs 🐈🦇🦉🐕

Colors: Purple and sea foam green

Characters: Luz Noceda, Dick Grayson (Nightwing), Ellie Williams, Piotr Rasputin (Colossus), Hunter (TOH), Kamala Khan (Ms Marvel), Wendy Corduroy, Magnus Chase, Raphael Hamato, Link AND Zelda, and Reagan Ridley

Foods: Waffles, tacos, any pasta with alfredo, cheesecake, mint chocolate chip ice cream, and nanimo bars

Activities: Drawing, singing, ukulele/piano, sharing every single piece of my personal information online (as shown above), freaking out over common interests, being silly

Epilogue

I am steadfastly unapologetic for the too much information I have put on here (which goes against my nature as a half-Canadian)

Just kidding. I am so sorry.

Anyways, I hope you had a great time meeting me! I hope I'm cool or something like that :)

#introducing myself #how much is too much #because i am not very good at things #please don't hurt me #if you or a loved one did NOT have a good time meeting me you may be entitled to financial compensation #i am so sorry #why am i apologizing so much #i want food #pinned intro #intro post

[toejoeproductions]

If you ever watched Gravity Falls, chances are you have a major crush on Wendy Corduroy!! It's not surprising considering she's voiced by the equally awesome and beautiful Linda Cardellini known for her role as Hawkeye's wife in the Marvel movies as well as her breakthrough part in the sitcom Freaks and Geeks. We salute the adorkable ginger in this weeks pinup!!

#wendy corduroy #gravity falls #disney xd #st patricks day #red heads #pin up art #digital art #sexy cartoon #cartoon babes #rule34

[crystaldragonette]

ANYONE AND EVERYONE

JUST SEND AN ASK!♡♡♡

Imma do short stories, all you have to do is pick characters from this list, then pick an emoji and/or theme word. I'll type it up! Trying to get rid of writer's block.

RULES

NO NSFW

NO GORE

VOLTRON

NO HORROR

STRANGER THINGS

Steve Harrington

Robin Buckley

Eddie Munson

Wayne Munson

Dustin Henderson

Nancy Wheeler

Mike Wheeler

Ted Wheeler

Karen Wheeler

Holly Wheeler

Lucas Sinclair

Erica Sinclair

Sue Sinclair

Charles Sinclair

Max Mayfield

Susan Mayfield

Neil Hargrove

Billy Hargrove

Jim Hopper

Eleven/Jane

Joyce Byers

Jonathan Byers

Will Byers

Keith

Tommy Hagan

Carol

Chrissy Cunningham

Gareth

Jeff

Grant (unnamed freak)

Benny

Brenner

Sam Owens

Steve's Mother (I've named her Patricia)

Steve's Father (I've named him Richard)

Lance

Altean Lance

Hunk

Pidge (Katie Holt)

Matt Holt

Sam Holt

Colleen Holt

Shiro

Kuro

Kuron

Sven

Slav ( First dimension, Crazy)

Slav (Second dimension, Crazy but actually does field work)

Keith

Galra Keith

Princess Allura

Coran

King Alfor

Emperor Zarkon

Haggar

Kova (Haggar's alien cat)

Lotor

Sendak

Acxa

Ezor

Narti

Zethrid

Kolivan

Blaytz

Thace

Ulaz

Trigel

Gyrgan

Keith's Father

Space Mice

Space Caterpillar

Laika (Yupper, Basically a really really big alien that acts like a dog)

Commander Iverson

Sal

Rax

Shay

Plaxum

Ryner

Rover (small pyramid flying Galra robot that Pidge reprogrammed to help her)

Beezer (Robot)

Rolo

Nyma

Throk

Anok

Xiavon (an bird reptilian alien OC that is basically a father figure and was a prisoner with Lance in a story I wrote)

Curtis

Adam

DANNY PHANTOM

Danny Phantom

Samantha "Sam" Manson

Tucker Foley

"Jazz" Fenton

Jack and Madeline "Maddie" Fenton

Box Ghost

Dark Danny

Desiree

Ember McLain

Fright Knight

Ghost Writer

Johnny 13 & Shadow

Kitty

Pariah Dark

Skulker

Nicolai Technus

Vlad Masters / Vlad Plasmius

Walker

Valerie Gray

Clockwork

Danielle "Dani" Phantom

Cujo

Wulf

GRAVITY FALLS

Dipper Pines

Mabel Pines

Grunkle Stan

Jesus Alzamirano "Soos" Ramirez

Wendy Corduroy

Stanford Filbrick "Ford" Pines

Waddles

Candy Chiu

Grenda Grendinator

Fiddleford Hadron "Old Man" McGucket

Sheriff Blubs

Deputy Durland

Bill Cipher

Gideon Charles Gleeful / "Li'l Gideon"

Pacifica Elise Northwest

Robert Stacey "Robbie" Valentino

OBEY ME

Lucifer

Mammon

Leviathan

Satan

Asmodeus

Beelzebub

Belphegor

Diavolo

Barbatos

Simeon

Luke

POKEMON

Trainer Red

Trainer Blue

Trainer Green

Trainer Ethan/Gold

Rival Silver

Train Lyra

POKÉMON LEGENDS ARCEUS

Akari

Rei

Volo

Adaman

Irida

Ingo

POKÉMON SWORD & SHIELD

Piers

Leon

Raihan

Marnie

Peony

Victor

Gloria

Of course most of the pokémon as well

MY HERO ACADEMIA

Nezu

Recovery Girl

Tomura Shigaraki/Tenko Shimura

Dabi/Touya Todoroki

Himiko Toga

Jin Bubaigawara/ Twice

Spinner

Mr. Compress

Magne

Kurogiri

All for One

Aizawa Shouta/Eraserhead

Toshinori Yagi/All Might

Hizashi Yamada/Present Mic

Nemuri Kayama/Midnight

Snipe

Yuga Aoyama

Mina Ashido

Tsuyu Asui

Tenya Iida

Ochaco Uraraka

Mashirao Ojiro

Denki Kaminari

Eijiro Kirishima

Koji Koda

Rikido Sato

Mezo Shoji

Kyoka Jiro

Hanta Sero

Fumikage Tokoyami

Shoto Todoroki

Toru Hagakure

Katsuki Bakugo

Izuku Midoriya

Minoru Mineta

Momo Yaoyorozu

Itsuka Kendo

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu

Neito Monoma

Mirio Togata

Nejire Hado

Tamaki Amajiki

Hitoshi Shinso

Mei Hatsume

Emi Fukukado/ Mrs. Joke

Yo Shindo

Inasa Yoarashi

Camie Utsushimi

Enji Todoroki/ Endeavor

Keigo Takami/Hawks

Kugo Sakamata/ Gang Orca

Taishiro Toyomitsu/Fat Gum

Kai Chisaki/ Overhaul

Hari Kurono/ Chrono/ Chronostasis

Naomasa Tsukauchi

Eri

Oboro Shirakumo/ Loud Cloud

Masura Bakugou

Mitsuki Bakugou

Inko Midoriya

Hisashi Midoriya

MIRACULOUS LADYBUG

Marinette

Adrien

Nino

Alya

Luka

Juleka

Rose

Lila

Ivan

Cloe

Sabrina

Nathaniel

Marc

Jagged Stone

Penny

Lê Chiến Kim

Alix

Max

Kagami

Mylène

Felix (but like original concept for Chat Felix, not canon gremlin Felix)

ANIMAL CROSSING

Redd

Tom

Timmy

Tommy

ZELDA

OOT Link

Malon

OOT Zelda

BOTW Link

BOTW Zelda

Sidon

Yunobo

Riju

Teba

Kass

Beetle

Urbosa

Mipha

Revali

Daruk

LINKED UNIVERSE

Time

Twilight

Sky

Warriors

Wind

Legend

Four

Wild

Hyrule

INVADER ZIM

Zim

Gir

Dib

#miraculous ladybug #obey me #linked universe #leviathan #voltron #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #volo #marinette cheng #lu twilight #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me simeon #obey me mammon #danny phantom #gravity falls #fic challenge #fanfic challenge #zelda #loz #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #dabi #hawks #midoriya izuku #bakugou katsuki #stranger things #eddie munson

[therealraeweber]

My Top 10 Favourite Cosplay Pics from This Year (So Far...)

Click to see my top cosplay pics from this year! Of course, it was impossible to pick and there were countless runners-up.

#10 - A very serious Loki Pose

#9 - Loki steals Spiderman's signature pose

#8 - Winning my first ever cosplay competition at my first ever comic con

#7 - A cheesy little Gravity Falls edit to celebrate the 10 year anniversary

#6 - The return of my Clary cosplay

#5 - Klaus, my beloved

#4 - Eddie "The Freak" Munson

#3 - Wendy flippin' Corduroy

#2 - An actually serious Loki pose

#1 - Spiderman 🕷🕸❤️

All these pictures and more can be found on my website!

#cosplay #cosplayer #my best pics #marvel cosplay #gravity falls cosplay #stranger things cosplay #the umbrella academy cosplay #the incredibles cosplay #tmi cosplay

[yourfavestartedweirdmageddon]

Wendy Corduroy started Weirdmageddon by telling Mabel to avoid growing up!

#gravity falls #weirdmageddon #wendy corduroy #wendy freaking corduroy

[abyssalzones]

NO MORE APOCALYPSE 2020 (click for quality.... please...)

#gravity falls #stanford pines #mabel pines #dipper pines #pacifica northwest #fiddleford mcgucket #stanley pines #wendy corduroy #soos ramirez #thats soooo many character tags help me #mabifica #and also #fiddauthor #phew . o k #wanted to finish this for the pines twins bday but couldnt do it..... #like always no inc*st or p*do ship interaction #and no billf*rd either #all freaks . get out #lab creations #3k

[incorrectmeddlingkids]

i just wanna clarify that

#i can’t even tag all the things she participated #linda cardellini #scooby doo #scooby #scoobydoo #velma dinkey #bloodline #freaks and geeks #netflix #marvel #avengers #gravity falls #lindsay weir #judy hale #dead to me #wendy corduroy #legally blonde #endgame #regular show #laura barton #age of ultron

[miscellaneous--bones]

FUCK WAIT SHIT WENDYS ONLY 15??? W HA T???? I THOUGHT THIS BITCH WAS LIKE 17 OR SOME SHIT THE FUCK??

#the only reason I'm freaking out is because I'm very gay and am only now finding out she isn't crazy too old for me #so #gravity falls #wendy corduroy

[wendip-week]

Story by Anonymous (“You mean a lot to me, man.”; “Hey, I guess we’re both freaks.”)

(Just a reminder; you can submit whole works while Anonymous instead of in parts.  It makes it super easier for the Wendip Week staff.  Thanks!)

Dipper: “Does weirdness, or trouble itself, just follow us? I mean we decide to travel the country this Summer, making a pit-stop in some tri-state area hub, and suddenly we’re captured by mutant plants in rubber masks. We’re in a cell in an abandoned amusement park far away from home. I don’t get it.”

Wendy: “Preaching to the choir, man. Your uncle did say there was weird stuff outside the Falls. Maybe this is a sign that this is our calling.”

Dipper: “Maybe. Have you seen Mabel?” 

Wendy: “I think she’s in another cell. I didn’t see those Lumbermax imposters in the windowless-van come by ours.” 

Dipper: “Why did she have to follow them? What are the odds they’d in the same area as us, anyway?” 

Wendy: “What are the odds she’d be into that band still? After their leader left, they got so generic.” 

Dipper: “Uh, we’re getting off subject! We need a game plan. Do you have your stuff?” 

Wendy: “Sorry, Dip. They took my axe, crossbow, and phone when they got us.” 

Dipper: “Drat. And I left my journal and gear in the car. We’re really up the creek here...” 

Wendy: Don’t say that. Look at this way: at least we have each... Hey, is that music?” 

Dipper: “What?” 

Wendy: “Almost sounds like...”

Dipper: “Don’t say it!” 

Wendy: “Zack from the Lumberzacks! AHHHH!!! I’m so getting his autograph!” 

Dipper: “Wendy, we’re in a situation!” 

Wendy: “Yeah-yeah. In a just a... Hey, who’s the nerdy new singer? He’s got some moves.”

Dipper: “Seriously?! The heck!  Well, this reeks of deja vu.”

Wendy: “You mean us about to be transformed in a massive plot that threatens to overtake the world?” 

Dipper: “Yep. And, ironically, we’re next in line behind Zack Underwood and some other redheaded girl who I’m not freaking out over.”

Wendy: “Hey, you were the one who decided to argue instead of run! I was actually moving.” 

Dipper: “You were distracted. And on top of that, did you ever consider how small I feel? You hear one line, and I’m invisible.  But petty-jealousy aside, you’re barely concerned with our safety, let alone Mabel’s. I feel like maybe you care more about that broken boy-band than me sometimes. It’s like when I was twelve.”

Wendy: “Dip... I-” 

Derek: “Next!” 

Wendy: “Crud! That’s us! Dipper, I’m so sorry I made you feel inadequate and confused my priorities. I don’t know why I’m so fixated. Maybe I want to feel like a teen again. Or maybe it’s nice to really have something in common with the girls.  But you’re my real priority. You mean everything to me, and I took that for granted. Also, I’m not just saying that because I feel guilty.” 

Pistachion: “Move it!” 

Dipper: “Wendy, I feel the same way. Maybe I overreacted. I have no right tell you what to like or dislike.” 

Wendy: “Yeah, but I got carried away. From now on-”  “From now on, it’s you and me in our new Pistachion-society!” 

Dipper: “Happy to hear it. Say, have I said that those wooden-limbs compliment your hair? 

Wendy: “No, but I wouldn’t mind hearing it. Have I mentioned that my old hat and your shell-like head give you a sort of rustic charm?” 

Dipper: “I’ll take that compliment. So... want to go fight these identical-looking humans trying to stop us?” 

Wendy: “It’s a date. Hey, looks like we did find our calling.”

#gravity falls #wendip #wendipweek #wendy corduroy #dipper pines #milo murphy's law #Hey I guess we’re both freaks #you mean a lot to me man

[nautiscarader]

Wendip Week day 7 - I guess we’re both freaks

(Ao3)

Dipper and Wendy knew this was going to happen at some point. They dreaded that day, but in the end, they could protect their child, but not change other people.

Wendy gently knocked at the door to their son's room, and asked if they can come in. They heard the quiet "uh-uh" in reply and opened the door.

Tyrone was sitting on his bed, his legs curled against his body, his face red from the recent tears. His parents sat around him, and the young boy gravitated to his mother's chest.

- Ssh, it's okay, honey.

Dipper put his arm over his shoulder, and placed a gentle kiss on his head.

- We've talked to the Mrs. Perkins, and she has told us who those kids were that picked on you. - And we've had a talk with their parents. - Dipper added.

The two heard only a grunt in response.

- Hey, maybe you'd like to draw something? - Dipper asked - Maybe we can sketch some leaves, or...

Dipper's son shook his head.

- I don't want to use my hands. - he mumbled and pressed his legs against each other, squishing his hands between them. - Honey... - Wendy gently took his hand in hers and gave it a kiss - But how are you going to play, or eat then? - I don't know, they're freaky.

She sharply tucked them between his legs again. Wendy and Dipper exchanged nervous looks. From the moment he was born, they knew he'll have some problems with the polydactyly he inherited. The sixth fingers on his hands stood out, and though Dipper and Wendy did everything in their might to make sure he doesn't feel odd, they knew other children will not be so considerate.

Ford has helped them, of course. Aside from Dipper and Wendy, he was probably Tyrone's biggest figure to look up to, and he spent lots of time with him, playing and tinkering in his underground shop, to infuse little Tyrone that his extra digits are nothing but beneficial in the career of scientist.

But it turns out nothing could win against a simple "you're a freak".

- Son, you know you're not a freak, right? - Dipper leaned in to meet his son's eyes. - You know that, right? - You... think so? - Of course!

Dipper and Wendy at once turned towards him, when Tyrone took his head out of his leg-and-arms prison. Their beaming smiles gave Tyrone chance to smile back.

- Ty, other kids are not as smart as you. They don't get it that people can be different. And when that kind of people encounter something they don't understand, they are either afraid, or they laugh at it. It's mean, but it's kinda... natural. - But their parents will teach them a lesson. - Wendy quickly added - Come on, Ty, show me those hands that are so good at building and drawing.

Tyrone took them from between his legs, and Wendy was quick to once again caress them.

- You've got huge advantage over those bullies, son. - Dipper said - In a few years they will be struggling to type anything on a keyboard, and you'll be using it as a piano.

Tyrone giggled.

- Or heck, maybe you could be a pianist. - Wendy added - I think we still have my mom's old one in the basement. - The point is, Tyrone, you are most definitely not a freak.

The two leaned in and kissed Tyrone on each cheek, and they laughed, while Tyrone tried to wriggle out.

- Mom! Dad! Stop it... - No, no. No son of ours will go to bed without tons of kisses, especially after a long day at school like this one. - And guess who's gonna come to dinner tomorrow?

Dipper raised his brow, and watched as his son's eyes widen when he counted fingers on his tiny hand.

- Grunkle Ford? - That's right, and auntie Mabel too.

Tyrone looked back and forth at his parents, wriggling in place, as if he tried to physically make tomorrow come faster.

- Soos and Melody will be there too with Pedro and Maria. - Cool! - Yeah, we're having a huge feast tomorrow. - Wendy took Tyrone into his arms - But we won't have it if you don't fall asleep.

Tyrone groaned, and walked out to get to the bathroom, leaving their parents together. They let out a deep sigh, and embraced each other.

Half an hour later, they stayed by his son's bed when he was drifting off to sleep.

- Remember, son, you always have us, if something happens to you. - And your friends - Dipper added - You'll see them tomorrow, and they can always come to help. Pedro seems to be growing into the macho man Soos always wanted. - he put fist into his open palm in a aggressive gesture. - Yes, but violence isn't the answer - Wendy quickly added, throwing concerned look at Dipper. - Always try to make people understand your point of view, got that? - Uh-uh! - Tyrone said.

Dipper and Wendy kissed him one more time and walked out of his room, listening to his gentle snoring.

- Another crisis gone? - We'll see tomorrow. - Dipper kissed her - But I think the worst is behind us.

Dipper could not be further from truth.

- Hospital?! - Dipper screamed into the receiver, clutching the end of the table - Wha-what you mean hospital? - *Those kids, mister Pines...!* - said the distressed teacher - *They, oh god, they've been taken to the hospital, you should get there quickly...God, it's unnatural!* - What about Tyrone? - Wendy screamed, taking the phone from Dipper - Is he alright? - *He's not with them... I don't know where he is.*

The voice from the speaker terrified all people present in the dining room, both adults and children.

- I'm coming. - Dipper said. - And you guys, you should start searching. - I'm coming with you - Ford added - This sounds like something serious.

The two were not prepared for what they were about to see when they arrived at the E.R. the visibly shaken doctor took them to the ward where the two bullies were held, and when Dipper and Ford's eyes lay upon them, they nearly fainted.

The two boys' arms were propped on system of ropes and pulleys as if they were broken, but the arms themselves were not damaged. Their hands, however...

Each finger of their hands were unnaturally elongated and twisted, looking like branches of an old tree that no one cared about. And just like branches, their digits split into more, creating a sprawling, nightmarish, labyrinthine mess of intertwining fingers at the end of each hand.

Ford and Dipper looked at each other and the older man nodded.

- Uh, children - he stepped forward - Don't worry, I'm not here to hurt you...

He lifted up his hands in a would-be-peaceful gesture, and by doing so, he made the situation worse. The boys cried at the sheer sight of a man with six fingers, trying to wriggle out of their beds and run away in panic, forcing Ford to step back in shame. Their parents tried to calm them down, and only when Ford put his hands in his pockets, they stopped panicking.

- That's him! - one of the boys cried - That was Tyrone! - Tyrone? - Dipper asked - Tyrone did that?

They boys both said "yes", through tears.

- But how? How could he have done that? Did he have anything with him, like some odd object, or... - He... - one of the boys sniffed - He said his friend helped him. - Friend? From his class? - No, "the forest friend" the freak talks about... - You shut it! - the other boy scolded the first one at once - Or he'll twist our legs next.

The coldest of sweats rushed through Dipper's back, as he turned towards Ford. The men didn't have to share a word to know they were right.

Dipper took his phone, and with trembling hands dialed Wendy to give her the news he's been dreading his whole life.

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- They won't have it permanently, will they? - Tyrone asked, drawing in his sketchbook - I don't want them, you know, have trouble because of this... - Of course not! - his friend replied - They won't be suffering long. Just long enough to remember you. - My dad said that if people don't understand stuff, they either laugh or are afraid... - Well, they have done the first one, now comes the second part! - But I don't want them to. My mom said that I should make them understand my point of view... - Now they do! Now they do... - I want them to know, that... you know, I'm not a freak...

Tyrone took his pencil, and made the contours of the leaf darker, nearly punching through the page as he drew in frustration.

- But you are! - his friend was quick to assure him - And I am too! But that is okay... Those "normal folks" don't know what we can do... - Heh, I guess we're both freaks.

Young Tyrone Pines chuckled and shook his six-fingered hand with his oddly-shaped, polygonal friend.

If Bill Cipher had a mouth, he would be smiling the widest of grins.

#wendip #wendipweek #wendip week #wendy x dipper #dipperxwendy #gravity falls #dipper pines #wendy corduroy #nautiscaraderfics #I guess we're both freaks

[aceofstars16]

A Very Pines Christmas

Merry Christmas guys! This is my gift for @bookoftheworm, it’s from the prompt “Character A doesn't like Christmas that much. The other characters try and make A have fun.” I didn’t know who to write about until my sister suggested Pacifica and I really loved that idea...

This got like...really freaking long, and I really wanted to sketch something for it but seeing as this is almost late as is I just went with the fic xD

Ao3 

I also drew a picture for this fic (but like the very end so I recommend reading it first xD)

Pacifica stared at the boxed of unwrapped gifts. She had gotten everything she wanted, and more. Toys and fashion products, dresses she knew she would be expected to wear in the future – despite some of them looking a little less than comfortable. But that is what was expected of her, and she knew that. Such was her life.

There was a knock on the door and she looked up to see Lester, the butler.

“Pardon me miss, but your parents are leaving.”

“Right…I…I’m coming.”

A few minutes later, after many reminders of “follow our instructions” and “we don’t have service so don’t try to call us unless it’s an emergency” and then they were off on their yearly Christmas vacation. In the past, Pacifica had gone with them, but this year they were going to an ‘adult only’ resort. Plus they said Pacifica was “plenty old enough to be at the mansion with the staff.” So, they had hosted their annual Christmas ball early and Pacifica had opened everything early.

As the car disappeared, Pacifica tried to figure out what she was feeling. Part of her was happy that all of the charade of fanciness was over with, but there was still a pang in her chest. Christmas had never been very fun – at least not after she realized the presents she got only left her wanting more – but now she felt even lonelier than before, even though her parents rarely hung out with her when they were here. At least now she wouldn’t have to put on a show for the holidays…

Light snowflakes fell, all of which Mabel tried to catch on her tongue, despite it making her face colder than it already was. That was the fun of snow after all, letting your face get all frozen so you could warm it up with hot chocolate later.

“Five in a row, yes!” Pumping her fist in the air, Mabel heard Dipper’s laugh beside her and she glanced over to see that he was trying to stay as warm as possible by hiding his face in his scarf.

“Come on bro bro, you should try it out!”

“I’d rather keep my nose unfrozen, the Shack is still a good ten-minute walk from here.”

“Pfft, unfrozen noses are overrated, you’re totally missing out.” As she spoke, Mabel stuck out her tongue again, catching another flake on it. As she did so, the bag full of supplies swung in her hand. This morning she may or may not have polished off all of the grunkle’s marshmallows and seeing as you couldn’t have snow or Christmas without marshmallows, a quick stop to the store had been in order. Of course, Grunkle Stan had offered to drive them, but snow was such a rarity in California that Mabel had insisted on walking instead, though she supposed if it started snowing any harder it might get a little less fun.

Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Dipper shake his head, but from the crinkle of his eyes she could tell he was smiling behind his scarf. She grinned back, only to let out a yelp as the wind blew a snowflake right onto the back of her neck – which was one of the few parts of her that had managed to stay warm so far.

“Brrr, wind that wasn’t very nice!”

“You know it can’t understand you, right?” Dipper asked, as he pulled his scarf tighter around his neck.

“And how do you know that? There might be wind spirits that are listening RIGHT NOW!” Yelling the last words at the grey sky, Mabel was greeted with another gust of wind that sent a chill down her back. “See?”

A chuckle shook Dipper’s body, but then he shrugged. “It’s not impossible I suppose, and if there were any, Gravity Falls would be the place for them.”

Pleased with his acceptance of the possible spirits, Mabel continued walking forward, trying to ignore how cold her nose really was. It wasn’t that much further after all, and it was fun, just a little…chilly, that’s all.

“What are you two doing out in a snowstorm like this?”

Having been so caught up in her conversation with Dipper, Mabel hadn’t noticed the limo that was driving down the road until a familiar voice sounded from it.

“Pacifica!” Once upon a time, Mabel wouldn’t have enjoyed seeing Pacifica, but after a rocky start and two adventure filled summers, she very much considered her a friend. “We are just enjoying the cold.” As she spoke, she spun around in the snow, grinning.

“One of us is at least.”

Mabel heard Dipper, despite it being mumbled, and she grabbed his arm. “Oh come on, Dip Dop, you liked it when we left the Shack!”

“That was before it started snowing. And I had just had hot chocolate too.”

“And we’ll have more when we get back!” Mabel said, holding up her bag. “With all the marshmallows.”

“You know…”

Pacifica’s hesitant voice stopped Mabel as she swung the bag in front of Dipper’s face – which he had been batting away while laughing. Turning to look at their friend, Mabel tilted her head.

“Yeah?”

“I might be able to give you a lift to the Shack…if…you wanted?”

Mabel opened her mouth to answer, but Dipper beat her to it.

“Yes please!”

A small laugh escaped Pacifica, and she rolled up her window only to open the car door a second later. Another gust of wind ruffled Mabel’s hair and she shrugged. It was kind of cold.

Crawling in the car after Dipper, Mabel closed the door and was met with hot air blowing right on her face.

“Oooo, that does feel good,” she said as she stuck her face right against the vent.

“I thought you liked the cold?”

Mabel swatted at Dipper while trying to not move her face and was met with laughter. “I like heaters too, stupid.”

After his laughter died away, Dipper spoke again. “So, Pacifica, what are you doing for Christmas?”

That instantly got Mabel’s attention and she pulled away from the heater. “Are you going to bake cookies? Or have a fire? Or decorate your tree with all of the popcorn you can find?!? Or-“

Dipper nudged her side, effectively distracting Mabel long enough for her to see the apprehensive expression on Pacifica’s face.

“I…no. My parents left for a vacation so we…already celebrated I guess.” Pacifica shrugged as she spoke, but she didn’t make eye contact, a sure sign that something wasn’t right.

“Wait…” Mabel stared at her for a moment as her words sunk in. “…so you aren’t going to be with family on Christmas?”

Another shrug. “No, but it’s fine. I mean, we already had our big Christmas party and that’s when we really celebrate anyway. I’m used to it…it…it’s fine.”

“Nope!” Mabel blurted out, getting both Dipper and Pacifica to look up at her in shock.

“That’s not acceptable. You can’t be alone on Christmas. You are coming over.”

“What?!?” Dipper and Pacifica said at the same time, which resulted in them looking at each other for a second, as if wondering why they kept reacting in the same way.

Turning to look back out the window, Pacifica sighed. “It’s fine, really. I don’t really like celebrating that much anyway.”

“WHAT?!?” Mabel screamed so loud, the driver swerved on the road. “HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS?!?”

Staring at her with wide eyes, Pacifica hesitantly answered. “I mean, it’s just about the presents and the parties – fancy parties to be more specific.”

Jaw dropping, Mabel took a deep breath, ready to lay out just what Christmas was really about, when she was interrupted by Lester – Pacifica’s butler that she had gotten to know last summer.

“Here we are, the Mystery Shack.”

“It’s really storming now, you guys should go.”

“But-“

A hand rested on Mabel’s shoulder and Dipper smiled sadly at her, he seemed resigned to the fact that Pacifica simply didn’t like Christmas.

“Go on, it’s really storming.” Pacifica said, trying to shoo them out.

But Mabel wasn’t going to give up. Turning to look at Pacifica, she locked eyes with her. “Christmas morning, eight o’clock. You’re not gonna be alone on Christmas.”

“I-“

This time, Dipper was the one to interrupt. “It couldn’t hurt…right? And,” he glanced at Mabel, “You really don’t want to argue with Mabel when she’s made up her mind.”

There was silence for a moment, then a sigh. “Fine…”

A grin broke out on Mabel’s face and she opened the door, letting in a wave of snow and wind. “Great, see you then!”

Then she grabbed Dipper’s hand and dragged him out of the car, ideas already forming in her head. She was going to do everything in her power to make sure that Pacifica absolutely loved Christmas after this year.

One upside of not having parents around was getting to sleep in. Normally, Pacifica was expected to get up at seven every day, with only the rare exception here and there. But now she could sleep in as much as she wanted. Or at least she thought she could.

Pacifica had just curled back up under her covers – her body automatically waking up early per habit – ready to get another two or three hours of sleep when the doorbell rang.

“What the-?” She muttered, not wanting to move and reasoning that Lester would get it. She could go back to sleep, right?

Wrong. A few seconds later, the sound of feet running towards her room reminded her of her agreement to go to the Shack to celebrate Christmas. An agreement she regretted as soon as Mabel ran into her room, a grin lighting up her face almost as much as her light filled sweater lit up the walls.

“Merry Christmas Pacifica!”

Blinking her eyes against the bright lights, Pacifica glanced over at the clock by her bed and squinted at the time - 7:30. “I thought you weren’t supposed to get here until eight?”

“Wellll, that was the plan, but then you’d miss out on mom’s famous Christmas waffles! Come on, she was already starting on them when we left!”

“We?” Pacifica couldn’t help but ask as she reluctantly pulled off the covers and rolled out of bed. Despite wanting to sleep more, she couldn’t help but be a little curious as to how other people celebrated the holidays. Especially the Pines. Knowing them, it would be beyond strange but also...probably pretty fun.

“Yup! Grunkle Stan drove me and Dipper here, but Dipper is still half asleep, I think him and Grunkle Ford stayed up talking about nerd things.” When she spoke, Mabel rolled her eyes, but the sparkle in her eye hinted that she didn’t mind her brother’s interests at all.

“Alright, just let me get some warmer clothes on.” Walking to her closet, Pacifica started rummaging through her coats.

“Oh! I almost forgot!”

Jumping at the sheer volume of Mabel’s voice, Pacifica quickly looked over to see what all the fuss was about.

“This is for you!”

Mabel had untied a sweater from around her waist and was holding it up, a grin on her face. It was a light blue sweater with a Christmas tree on it, only instead of a star, there was a llama on top of it. The whole thing screamed Mabel, but Pacifica couldn’t help but feel touched as she accepted the gift. Had Mabel made this in the past two days just for her?

Guilt crept into her chest as she realized she didn’t have any gifts for anyone.

“I’ll leave you to it! But hurry!”

Before she could reply, Mabel had bounced out the door and Pacifica was left staring at the sweater. Glancing at the pile of gifts in the corner of the room, she wondered if she could regift any of them, but she doubted the Pines would like any of them. Biting her lip, she tried not to think about it as she pulled on two layers of pants, a white longsleeve and then the sweater. To finish it off, she grabbed some of her favorite snow boots and a jacket, if yesterday was any indication she would want them, along with a festive beanie. It clashed with the blue sweater but her parents weren’t there and it was kind of nice not to worry about looking amazing.

Saying a quick bye to Lester, Pacifica followed Mabel out into the snow, where Stan’s old car sat in the driveway. As she climbed into the back, Pacifica couldn’t help but remember the first time she had ridden in the car. It never felt the safest, and it wasn’t particularly warm, but it was cozy in a way that the limo never was.

“Seat belts.” The familiar voice of Stan sounded from the driver’s seat.

“Never unbuckled mine.” Dipper’s sleepy reply came from the front seat as Pacifica buckled her seat belt.

“Kid you gotta stop staying up late, you’re as bad as my brother.”

“At least he’s not eating his shirt!” Mable piped up, which seemed to instantly wake Dipper up.

“Mabel!” For a brief second, he looked at Pacifica, his face flustered in embarrassment, then he quickly looked forward again before mumbling under his breath. “I don’t do that anymore…”

“Sure you don’t…” Mabel winked at Pacifica which resulted in her trying not to laugh.

The rest of the drive was uneventful, or as uneventful as a car trip could be with the Pines. Which meant they skidded on the road about five times, pointed out strange shapes in the snow, all while Mabel played jello in the back and Stan sang a song that Pacifica didn’t recognize at all but he insisted was a Christmas song.

As the car pulled up to the Shack, Pacifica felt her excitement for the day growing, despite her uncertainty of what to even expect.

“We have returned!” Mabel yelled as she kicked the door open.

“Just in time, waffles are ready!” A woman that Pacifica could only assume was Mabel and Dipper’s mom said as she poked her head around the corner.

The waffles, it turned out, were just regular waffles - though they did taste quite amazing - but with just about any topping you could think of. Marshmallows, chocolate syrup, caramel, fruit candies, actual fruit, syrup - maple and strawberry flavored, toffee bits, whipped cream and about a dozen other things Pacifica couldn’t name.

It was without a doubt the most sugary breakfast Pacifica had ever partaken in, and also the messiest. Whipped cream somehow ended up in Dipper’s hair, and Pacifica’s hands were sticky with syrup by the end. But all in all it was quite delicious not to mention a far cry from the posh breakfasts she was used to. Teasing and jokes with mouths not being closed all the way, food being thrown across the table. It was a little cringe worthy, but also...fun.

“Best breakfast ever!” Mabel declared as she took the last bit of her overindulgent sugar tower of a waffle.

“The best breakfast would actually consist of more protein and not half as much sugar-”

“Oh can it Poindexter, sugar beats your ‘healthy’ meals any day!” Stan said, cutting off Ford before he could finish, which resulted in rolling eyes and punches that had no real anger behind them.

“Now time for presents!” Mabel said, jumping off of her chair.

“Not yet.” Mrs. Pines pointed to the table. “We need to clean up first.”

“But mom!” Mabel pointed to Pacifica. “We have a guest!”

Glancing at the table, Pacifica couldn’t help but be reminded of a few of the messy tables that she had cleaned up at Greasy’s Diner. Granted, this was worse but the familiarity of cleaning sounded nice. “It’s fine Mabel. I’ve learned a few cleaning tricks from the Diner, we’ll have this cleaned up in no time!”

For a moment, Mabel looked skeptical and Pacifica caught a wordless conversation between her and Dipper. Then Mabel sighed. “Okay, but then presents!”

The table turned out to be even stickier and messier than Pacifica had anticipated, but with the help of some homemade cleaner invented by Ford and a lot of scrubbing and soap, it turned out to be quite doable, and more fun than expected. But maybe everything with the Pines was just that way, they could make mucking out a stall a blast.

“I wonder what this tastes like…” Mabel said, holding up a pile of bubbles created by the cleaner.

“I wouldn’t do that if I were you…” Pacifica said, staring at Mabel as she ignored the advice and shoved some bubbles into her mouth, only to spit them out a second later.

“NOPE! It doesn’t taste like pine needles at all!”

“You didn’t like pine needles when you tried them either.” Dipper managed to say through a laugh as Mabel rinsed her mouth with water.

“This was worse…” Mabel said, sticking her tongue out as if trying to keep any of the taste from entering her mouth again.

“Yeah, soap isn’t really...meant to be eaten,” Pacifica said, grabbing a paper towel and handing it to Mabel. “Rub your tongue on this, it should help.”

Mabel accepted it and aggressively started rubbing her tongue on it, which was quite amusing to watch.

“How did you know…?” Dipper asked, his mouth turned down in a confused frown.

Pacifica waved her hand, feeling a small prickle of embarrassment settle in her stomach. “I know things.” As much as she liked the Pine twins, Pacifica wasn’t super keen on telling them that as a kid she had tried to eat a fancy looking bar of soap.

“Blegh! Remind me never to do that again…” Mabel said, then her face lit up. “Now, PRESENTS!”

Mabel grabbed Dipper and Pacifica’s hands and dragged them into the living room, where a rerun of At Home By Yourself was playing and the adults were talking.

“Attention everyone!” Mabel shouted, earning an amused look from everyone in the room aside from Stan, who looked downright approving. “It is now time for GIFTS!”

Pacifica didn’t know what she had expected as she sat down, but never in her wildest dreams did she expect to get presents herself, and yet, Mabel - who was running around placing everyone’s gifts at their feet - had placed four packages on her lap. And she couldn’t help but stare at her gifts while everyone else tore open their presents.

There was no method to the gift opening, everyone seemed to be opening up gifts at the same time and yet there were “thank you’s” and screams and hugs for every gift opened. Pacifica found herself watching, comparing it to the complete order of her Christmases where everyone took a turn to unwrap a present carefully and fold the paper before the next gift was opened. She much preferred this version.

“REALLY?!?” Dipper’s excited shout momentarily stopped everyone in their tracks and they all looked over to see Ford nodding.

“What?!?” Mabel asked, trying to grab the letter from Dipper, but he clung to it.

“Grunkle Ford is going to show me around the multiverse!”

There was silence for a moment.

“The…what?” Mrs. Pines asked at the same time her husband asked “Is that safe?”

Ford raised up his hand. “I assure you, it will be safe. I know the multiverse quite well, and it will only be for a day or two.”

The Pines parents didn’t look convinced, but Dipper was grinning from ear to ear.

“Can we go next summer?!?”

“If I can find a stable rip by then, but seeing as me and Stan have found quite a few in our travels I don’t think that should be a problem.”

“I don’t know if you’d call those stable rips…” Stan muttered under his breath, but there was a smile on his face. Pacifica had never known any old people as keen to adventuring as Stan and Ford, but it seemed to fit them quite well.

“Pacifica, you haven’t opened any of your presents!”

Mabel’s exclamation shook Pacifica out of her thoughts.

“Oh...right!” Looking at the pile of presents, Pacifica grabbed the biggest one and carefully started unwrapping it.

“Not like that!” Mabel said, “Rip it!”

Dipper laughed and shook his head. “Let her do it how she wants to, Mabel.”

Glancing at the package, a mischievous smile grew on Pacifica’s face. She hadn’t torn open a gift in years...grabbing a corner of it, she torn it.

A few seconds later, she was pulling out a familiar looking sweater, a llama stitched on the front. It must have been altered since Weirdmageddon a year ago, because it looked like it would actually fit her despite having grown since then. Pacifica still remembered returning the sweater and quietly wishing she could keep it, and now it was hers.

“I made a sweater for everyone else on the wheel, so I figured you should have one too.”

Looking up, Pacifica saw Mabel grinning at her and she returned the smile. “Well, it doesn’t match any of my other clothes...but I don’t care. My parents are going to hate it but I love it.”

“Now, open your other presents!”

And so the gift opening continued, though everyone else had already opened most of their gifts. Aside from the sweaters - two if you counted the Christmas one Mabel already gave her - Pacifica also got some advanced sort of hair curler/dryer/straightener. Apparently Ford had made one for Mabel and she thought Pacifica would like one too. It was pretty nice seeing as it didn’t need to be plugged in and did everything in one. Dipper gave her the first book of “The Sibling Brothers” mystery books, which was obviously worn from having been read many times, but she didn’t mind too much. And lastly, she got a bag of cookies and treats from the Pines parents. It wasn’t much. Compared to all of the presents from her own parents, they were all laughably cheap, but Pacifica didn’t care. She loved them all.

After the last present was opened, Mrs. Pines once again instructed them to clean up, but this time it was quite fun, even more so than cleaning the table. They had a wrapping paper fight and tried to see who could throw the most balls of paper into the trash can, along with some cardboard roll fights - how the rolls got mixed up in it, Pacifica didn’t know, but she didn’t mind it at all.

“Score!” Mabel yelled as the last ball of paper thunked into the trash can. And as soon as she spoke, Mabel flopped on the floor.

“I think they wore themselves out.”

Pacifica heard Mr. Pines speak, but she didn’t look up from her own spot on the floor. After staying up last night, getting up early, and cleaning up, she was starting to feel quite tired.

“We’re not tired, we could totally take on a gremloblin right now,” Dipper mumbled from his collapsed state against the couch.

“I don’t even want to know what that is…” Pacifica said, closing her eyes and trying not to yawn.

“HOT CHOCOLATE!”

Mabel’s shout jolted Pacifica out of her tired daze. “What?”

“That’s what we need, hot chocolate!”

“I’m too hot for hot chocolate.” Dipper wiped his head as he spoke. How he could be so sweaty even in the winter was a mystery.

“Sounds like you kids need to cool off.” Stan grinned and the next second, he had picked up Mabel who immediately started laughing and trying to squirm out of his grip.

“Nooooo!” She squealed as Stan grabbed Dipper too, who let out a yelp.

A spurt of energy rushed through Pacifica and she quickly followed after Stan, who had run out the door, though she grabbed her jacket as she did so - the twins weren’t so lucky.

Upon stepping outside, Pacifica saw all three Pines in the snow, laughing and throwing chunks of snow at each other. Grabbing a bit with her gloved hands, Pacifica threw a ball, which hit Dipper right on his back.

“Hey!”

A mischievous grin grew on Mabel’s face as she heard Dipper’s shout. “SNOWBALL FIGHT!”

And then snow was flying everywhere. After the fight inside, this one didn’t last very long, especially after Dipper and Mabel started shivering from their lack of thick coats, but it was still far more fun than snowball fights should be.

“Oh y-you are g-going to p-pay for t-that.” Mabel’s voice chattered as she aimed a poorly shaped snowball at Stan. It missed spectacularly.

But then a second later, another snowball hit Stan smack in his chest and send him to the ground.

“Alright, who did that!” Stan sputtered as he sat up.

Glancing over, Pacifica saw Ford standing on the porch, holding up his hands and pointing to Wendy, who Pacifica hadn’t noticed was there until just now.

“Wendy!” Mabel and Dipper spoke at the same time as they rushed forward to hug her.

“You guys know you are supposed to have coats when you play in the snow right?” Wendy asked as she returned the hugs.

“It was G-grunkle Stan!”

“Hey, you said you were hot.” Stan brushed off his coat as he stood up.

“And now they look like they are about to freeze,” Ford said and nodded towards to the shack. “I smell some hot chocolate in there, might help with that.”

There was a rush to the door and a few minutes later everyone was snuggled around the fireplace with a mug in hand. Pacifica had added a few marshmallows to hers, but hadn’t put in nearly as many as Mabel.

The rest of the day blurred by. They drank hot chocolate, played with presents, and ate a few too many cookies. Wendy had to leave before supper, which was a shame because it was delicious. Pacifica had never had traditional Jewish food before, but it was amazing and quite the change from the turkey she was used to. Before she knew it, the sky was dark outside and she felt a buzz in her pocket.

Pulling out her phone, she saw a text from Lester.

‘Shall I come and pick you up, miss?’

Glancing up at the cozy room, Pacifica felt a small stab of sadness. She didn’t want to leave yet, but then again she was pretty tired.

She was just starting to type a reply when Mabel’s voice sounded right next to her head, making her jump.

“You can’t leave yet!”

Blinking her eyes to clear away the shock, Pacifica shook her head. “It is getting late though…”

Mabel pouted next to her, looking genuinely sad, which only made Pacifica feel worse. It wasn’t like she wanted to leave.

Then Mabel gasped and grabbed Pacifica’s arm. “Why don’t you spend the night?!?”

“Wait, what?” Dipper asked, looking up from him game of Dungeons, Dungeons and more Dungeons that he was playing with Ford.

“It’ll be great! You can sleep in the attic and-”

“Oh no, I’m not staying in the attic for another sleepover…” Dipper said quickly.

“It wasn’t that bad…” Mabel started, but Dipper just looked at her with raised eyebrows.

“We swapped bodies for the whole day and Soos almost got eaten, yes it was that bad.”

Mabel opened her mouth, but didn’t seem to have a response.

Feeling very confused and awkward, Pacifica tried for a smile. “It’s fine, I don’t mind going home now. I’ll just text Lester and-”

“Wait. What if you sleep down here, Dipper?”

“Here? In the living room?” Dipper asked, putting down the dice that he was about to roll.

“Yeah, you talked about how it’s so cold in the attic anyway!”

“Well…” Dipper glanced at Pacifica, but she couldn’t read his expression. Then he shrugged and smiled. “I guess that could be fun.”

“You really don’t have to-” Pacifica started, but was cut off by Mabel.

“Then it’s settled! We can drop you off at your house tomorrow after the best sleepover ever!”

There was no arguing with Mabel. After texting Lester back, Pacifica was dragged upstairs where her and Mabel made a makeshift bed out of a bunch of Mystery Shake blankets and pillows because according to Mabel, Dipper’s bed was far too sweaty for anyone else to sleep in.

The rest of the night was more relaxed than Pacifica would’ve expected, but it wasn’t unwelcome. Mabel braided her hair - and she tried to return the favor but she was used to other people doing her hair so it wasn’t...great, but Mabel didn’t seem to mind. Then they ate more cookies and talked about school - Mabel filling her in on some of the cute boys at her school and Pacifica grumbling to her about how confusing math could be. Which resulted in Mabel offering to video chat with her or Dipper any time she needed help and also reassuring her that if she really needed it, Ford would be happy to help as well.

Pacifica didn’t know when she fell asleep. One moment she was talking with Mabel, and the next she was being shaken awake.

“Pacifica come and see this!”

Rubbing the sleep out of her eyes, Pacifica saw Mabel looking at her upside down, a grin on her face.

“I already got a picture but...come on!”

Before Pacifica could reply, Mabel had grabbed her hand and started dragging her out of the attic and downstairs, leading her to a room she had never seen before.

Inside, there were piles of books and papers, with all sorts of equations and craziness written on them, but that’s not what Mabel was pointing at. In the corner of the room was a bed, where Ford was asleep, Dipper on his chest, both of them totally conked out.

“They must have been nerding out again,” Mabel whispered.

“They probably stayed up till three again.”

Pacifica turned around to see Stan, who hadn’t bothered to lower his voice.

“Well we didn’t do much better.” Mabel winked, and Pacifica froze.

“Wait, how late did we stay up?”

A shrug. “Don’t know, but it was late. My internal clock is never wrong!”

“What about the time you were sure it was only nine when it was really one in the morning?”

A groggy voice sounded from the room and Pacifica glanced over to see Dipper looking at them, bags under his eyes.

Mabel waved her hand. “That was a one time thing.”

“Suuuure…”

An hour later Pacifica looked out the window as the snowy landscape passed by. They had eaten breakfast - leftover waffles, cookies, and any other food you wanted - and then Pacifica had climbed into Stan’s car again, this time Mabel sat in the front seat.

“You okay?”

Pacifica hadn’t realized she had been frowning until Dipper’s voice spoke next to her, almost drowned out by Mabel’s excited chattering in the front.

“Oh...yeah...I’m fine.”

There was no reply, but Pacifica could feel Dipper’s eyes studying her, which only made the sadness in her chest grow. Letting out a sigh, she resigned to the fact that sharing it would make her feel better. And Dipper always had been a good listener.

“It’s just...getting to celebrate Christmas with you guys was...really fun…”

“That’s a good thing, right?”

“Well, yeah...but, I know it’s not going to happen again. Next year my parents will drag me off to another vacation or throw presents at me again and expect me to just...play with them all day. Alone. I’m not going to have another Christmas like this ever again.” As she spoke, Pacifica felt tears build in her eyes, but she quickly tried to wipe them away.

Then a hand rested on her shoulder. “Hey, no Christmas is ever quite the same - you should’ve seen the year when I was so sick I couldn’t move. But that doesn’t mean it can’t be fun. Maybe…” Dipper paused for a moment, as if trying to figure out how to phrase his next words. “Maybe you could ask your parents if you could change things up a little?”

It sounded nice, but doubt filled Pacifica’s chest. “Maybe…”

“And if not, maybe me and Mabel can convince our parents to let us come again next year. Or you could always visit the Shack. Stan and Ford don’t mind visitors half as much as they pretend to and if Soos is here next year I’m sure he’d love to help you celebrate too.”

Dipper smiled at her and Pacifica found herself smiling back.

“Thanks Dipper.”

So maybe her parents wouldn’t be up to change, but...even if they said no, she wasn’t entirely alone. Maybe, just maybe, Christmas could be fun again.

#gravity falls #pacifica northwest #mabel pines #dipper pines #gravity falls secret santa #pines family #ford pines #stan pines #wendy corduroy #wendy #gf fanfiction #gf #gravity falls fanfiction #my writing #my fics #i'm so tired someone let me take a nap xD #this is so freaking long i'm sorry xD

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I’ve got an amazing idea for a Gravity Falls Homestuck AU

I’d love to make a fancomic for it, but I’m nowhere near talented enough to bring it to life, so I’m sending it out into the void to see if anyone else wants to take a whack at it, alter it,  whatever. Here’s what I’ve got written up about it so far:

Bill Cipher

Derse dreamer

Chumhandle: TriangleTrust

Typing Quirk: TYPES IN YELLOW AND ALL CAPS, AND ENDS EVERY SENTENCE WITH AN EXCLAMATION POINT!

Lord of Mind, God-tier: Leprechauns are his henchmaniacs, given mind powers relevant to their canon abilities. Trying to escape his doomed reality by hijacking other players' sessions so he can enter their newborn universes/Axolotls. Has access to all knowledge throughout the multiverse, at least from minds he's capable of understanding – he's gone insane as a consequence.

Denizen: Yaldabaoth

Strife Specibus: GHO;GHWORGHKGHGHROHRkind

Species: Eye – Subspecies: Providence.

Relationships:

Dipper:Puppet

Mabel: Has one-sided kismetic feelings for

Gideon: Puppet

Stanford: Old Toy/Enemy

Fetch Modus: Subdimensional – divides an object into its different dimensions (1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc) and the user must reassemble them to access it. Only usable by the Eye species.

Mason “Dipper” Pines

Derse dreamer

Chumhandle: GeminiDucktective

Typing Quirk: Types in black like a normal goddamn person.

Interests: Paranormal, Science, Ducktective (and regular detectives), Mystery genre, Puzzles, Tabletop gaming, Video games, and Hacking (which he isn't good at).

Heir of Space: Will be in charge of breeding the Axolotls. Manipulates Space with compasses and other drawing tools.

Planet: Land of Caves and Axolotls

Denizen: Echidna

Strife Specibus: Shovelkind

Species: Human

Guardian Ancestor: Stanford Pines (Secondary Genetic Donor: Abuelita)

Relationships:

Mabel: Twin Sister

Bill: Online best friend

Pacifica: Frenemy

Wendy: Crush

Fetch Modus: Wallet

Mabel Pines

Prospit Dreamer

Chumhandle: TwinnedBlitzkrieg

Typing Quirk: <3Types in Pink with lots of emojis and stuff!!!!!!:D

Interests: Arts and Crafts, Fiber Arts, Retro Aesthetic, Boys Boys Boys, Boy Bands, Boy Celebrities, Boys in Town, Rainbows, Children's Cartoons.

Sylph of Time: Has time travel powers in the form of a measuring tape. Mostly used to resolve paradoxes and help teammates in times of crisis with knowledge from the future.

Planet: Land of Rainbows and Candy

Denizen: Hephaestus

Strife Specibus: Harpoonkind (her grappling hook falls under this category)

Species: Human

Guardian Ancestor: Stanley Pines (Secondary Genetics: Reshuffled)

Relationships:

Dipper:Twin brother, best friend!

Bill: An obnoxious online presence, what a troll. >:(

Gideon: A little creep who doesn't know when to take a hint.

Candy and Grenda (Nonplayers): Girlfriends!!!!

Fetch Modus: Chutes and Ladders – Creates a virtual grid structure connected by a complex series of ladders and slides. Each square holds one object.

Pacifica Northwest

Derse dreamer

Chumhandle: MagellansMascot

Typing Quirk: Types like a normal person, but in a particular shade of blue.

Interests: Expensive jewelry, Fashion, Minigolf, History, Makeup, Photography, High Art, Buried Treasure, Conspiracy Theories, and Fast Food.

Rogue of Blood: The ectobiologist of this session, and thoroughly freaked out by it. Creates all the paradox clones with the help of a paradoxed note from Mabel in the future. Gains unusual powers of persuasion on entering the game.

Planet: Land of Gold and Roads

Denizen: Nyx

Strife Specibus: Malletkind (uses croquet mallets)

Species: Human

Guardian Ancestor: Mrs. Northwest (Direct Clone)

Relationships:

Dipper: Frenemy/possible crush

Mabel: Frenemy

Soos: A feeling of fondness, in spite of herself.

Mr. Northwest (nonplayer): Hated, especially his stupid little bell.

Fetch Modus: Professional Storage – every time she accesses her inventory, she must pay the rent for the item she retrieves. Cost differs depending on size/value of object, and amount of time kept in the Modus.

Gideon Gleeful

Derse Dreamer

Chumhandle: PsychicSweetheart

Typing Quirk: Types in purple, and makes peoples names (ex: MABEL loves GIDEON) all caps.

Interests: Magic and the Occult, Mabel, Power, Showmanship, Demonology (though he's not actually very well-versed), Clowns, and Cults.

Thief of Mind: Has the ability to steal useful memories from enemies.

Planet: Land of Ice and Dragons

Denizen: Charbydis

Strife Specibus: Robokind (has robots built to fight for him)

Species: Human

Guardian Ancestor: Mr. Gleeful (Secondary Genetic Donor: Genetic Reshuffle)

Relationships:

Mabel: Crush

Dipper: Archrival (nonkismetic)

Bill: Mentor/Ally

Stanley Pines: Lesser Rival

Fetch Modus: Black Tie – a specific tie type and knot must be chosen for each item stored, and tied. Must be untied to access item. No knot may be used twice for different items – exceptions are for items under the same category as an item already held.

Jesus “Soos” Ramirez

Prospit Dreamer

Chumhandle: GregariousGamer

Typing Quirk: lol just types in lowercase with no punctuation dude might pick a color later idk

Interests: Car engines, Fixing old broken things, Arcades/games in general, junk food, charity/helping people, Anime, and EDM.

Mage of Breath: Uses wind spells?

Planet: Land of Palms and Dice

Denizen: Abraxas

Strife Specibus: Wrenchkind

Species: Human

Guardian Ancestor: Abuelita (Secondary Genetic Donor: Stanley Pines)

Relationships:

Dipper & Mabel: Little buddies! Like the siblings he never had growing up.

Wendy: Cool friend/coworker

Stanley Pines: Father figure

Abuelita: Guardian

Fetch Modus: Tool Belt – simple as can be.

Wendy Corduroy

Prospit Dreamer

Chumhandle: BadassCucumber

Typing Quirk: types in lowercase and green.

Interests: Hiking, Woodland scavenging, exploring abandoned buildings, Hunting, Fishing, Kayaking, Woodcarving, Old Horror Movies, and Motorcycles.

Bard of Life: power to heal her teammates' wounds and regenerate during fights.

Planet: Land of Forest and Thread

Denizen: Yaldabaoth

Strife Specibus: Axekind

Species: Human

Guardian Ancestor: Manly Dan (Secondary Genetics: Reshuffled)

Relationships:

Soos: Coworker/friend

Mabel & Dipper: Younger friends

TentacleTherapist: A mysterious self-dubbed “online benefactor” sending Wendy tips and information about the game Sburb. Has impossible knowledge of Wendy's life, and implies that the stakes for this so-called game are much higher than they sound.

Robbie (nonplayer): on-again-off-again boyfriend

Fetch Modus: Toolbelt (recommended by Soos)

The Zodiac

The six players are all displayed on this AU's version of the Cipher Zodiac as their aspects – each of them has their guardian's symbol on the opposite side of the wheel:

Dipper: Space Symbol – Stanford: Six-fingered Hand

Mabel: Time Symbol – Stanley: Fez Symbol

Pacifica: Blood Symbol – Mrs. Northwest: Compass

Gideon: Mind Symbol – Mr. Gleeful: Five-Pointed Star, reversed

Soos: Breath Symbol – Abuelita: Rosy Cross

Wendy: Life Symbol – Manly Dan: Axe in a Stump

This version of the prophecy states that the players and their guardians will either defeat Bill, or “raise him to heights greater than a god.”

If  the session is Scratched, then the B timeline's Zodiac will have the guardians displayed as their aspects, and our main players as their canon symbols.

#gravitystuck #I don't have a name for this AU yet #homestuck #gravity falls #bill cipher #rose lalonde #bill vs rose

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Muggy Day

Mabel: To celebrate, I've gotten us all personalized mugs! Dipper: *tearing up* Mine says ‘The Future Mister Pines-Corduroy' Wendy: Mine's ‘Dipper Pines' Goddess' Tambry: Mine has tiny phones! Pacifica: Why- why does mine say ‘Certified Freak'? Mabel: *sips from her ‘I've fucked Pacifica Northwest' mug*

#gravity falls #mabel pines #dipper pines #wendy corduroy #wendip #tambry #pacifica northwest #mabcifica #incorrect quotes

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EMERGENCY FLASH REPORT: A Future Murder Suspect in the Forest kills a Teen Victim to Mabel Pines in Season 2?

PORTLAND, OREGON -- It's not about a regular Dipper Pines for now, when a murder suspect happens at a prison bubble but... He is from the future, during a last new episode FINALE in Season 2 at the Weirdmageddon, known as the Gravity Falls.

A YouTuber named Vailskibum94 was first reported and the relay follows with our Disney XD's Stringer Reporter (Marco Diaz) founds out on a deleted scene in Mabeland. Current Writer and a former Creative Director of Gravity Falls named Michael Rianda was first obtained an exclusive report off-camera to the media.

One suspect was named by Dippy Fresh, known for his future of Dipper Pines is reportedly committed a Murder and Battery for a 16 y/o victim named Mabel Pines. Not only for Dippy, he is classified as an illegal sibling and he does not have a deadly weapon like a knife or a sword for example. He is considered to kill her by a personal suckerpunch hand.

These days during an off-camera unboxing on his former writing office of Gravity Falls in 2015, an altered episode was discovered right before the animation censorship of Disney XD from this said episode writing.

Rianda reveals for the uncensored thought (under a slight referenced paragraph to our Research Team to OneNETnews): Dipper opens for a walk to the forest. A butterfly flies on a toadstool in a pool of Golden Sunlight. Someone runs by and leaves behind a footprint and some drops of red blood. There is a figure running through the forest right now. He is pacing to run but, a Point-of-View shot of the figure emerging out of the forest to reach the Mystery Shack where the regular siblings like Dipper & Mabel are playing outside at once. Mabel looks freaked out at the figure off camera.

Regular Mabel sees the future, in time for a murder and battery... "Dipper, look!". He looks a suspect to Dippy with a single gasps, a future Dipper like Dippy Fresh was suckerpunched to death for nearly both of the victims upon looking to Dippy and a temporal unconscious for a bleeding points.

Dipper has a cough with some red blood, while he was started to asks questions but... Dippy Fresh declines for the answer, after he was committed on the double. "There is no time. Listen to me. In the future, Mabel's dead. And it's because I made a mistake. Take this (it's a page of code), and never tell Mabel what it says. This is how she dies. Do whatever you can to prevent it, and NEVER show it to her". One suspect was added told exclusively to OneNETnews (in our protective media, under a permission with Bill Cipher), "There's so many other things to tell you: The most important thing is- NO! I need more time!".

It was a total shock on screen for what does her future look like, if Dippy Fresh murders a victim to Mabel Pines, or maybe both to present day with Dipper Pines. He was disappeared much shortly after, before the title sequence music opening. Leaving for Mabel on a murder incident, was confirmed dead on the scene from a suspect. And Dipper is unconscious for a casual body injuries.

Her hometown victim of Mabel is originally located at the Alameda County in Piedmont, California; which is a current vacation of Gravity Falls was made in Oregon region for 2 Seasons. A local prayer vigil will be implemented in both regions of Oregon & California, after he was murdered and a battery from a suspect (Dippy Fresh). After the full-hour church mass, the priest will be immediately commenced an Oratio Imperata or Obligatory Prayer, as recommended by the Catholic Media Network (CMN) and Catholic Bishops' Conference of the Philippines (CBCP). A heaviest condolences to the Pines family, including her former friends with Wendy Corduroy, Candy Chui, Grenda Grendinator & Pacifica Northwest.

As for Dippy Fresh in Mabeland (from a future of Dipper Pines), for committing a Murder and a Battery... A violation was made under the Article #248: Section 5 & 6 or the Revised Penal Code and Republic Act #9262: Section 3-Db or Anti-Violence against Women & Their Children Act of 2004. He will be charged altogether in a local court to 14-17 years in prison as a Reclusión Temporal at the Portland Police Bureau (PPB).

Additionally since he was a confirmed murder and a battery teenager suspect; which is not on a legal age, the Department of Social Welfare and Development (DSWD) will handle a Community Service, Maximum Punishment or both. Once he was turned 18 in 2017 or 21 in 2020 for Dippy Fresh, he'll go straight to prison an hour after his birthday celebration in August 1999. Still, his last name of Fresh will be turned into a spoiled person like a preservative food in a jail role.

Vacation in justice of Gravity Falls will become sadly a full-time murder city of Oregon, except if you're in most provinces of Portland.

Special Thanks to Vailskibum94 (YouTuber) for sending us a news tip.

SOURCE: *https://www.deviantart.com/luxojr888/art/Dippy-Fresh-PNG-801437190 [Vectored Photo] *https://gravityfalls.fandom.com/wiki/Mabel_Pines *https://gravityfalls.fandom.com/wiki/Prison_Bubble *https://gravityfalls.fandom.com/wiki/Weirdmageddon_Part_1 *https://twitter.com/michaelrianda/status/1379611081077747716 [Contributed Photo] and *https://twitter.com/michaelrianda/status/1379796585035390977 [Uncensored Referenced Paragraph in a Deleted Scene of Gravity Falls]

SEVERELY HONEST DISCLAIMER: The views and opinions expressed from this news article are not those from the Disney Television Animation. This murder suspect like Dippy Fresh will not be imitated in any matter. Furthermore, the assumptions of this news article will NOT state, intervene or reflect those of our affiliated reporters. The show, the station, management, interwebs and the network. Thanks for reading, stay safe and may the Celestia blesses you. Later!

-- OneNETnews Team

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