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#chonny jash#angelo tag#another drawing to make myself feel better after class#uhhh anyways how has everybody been#its almost break week for me so thats nice#do people even read these#i know i do#if you ever put tags in your posts just know that it will be read by me#no matter how long#ok ill stop putting more tags before it breaks again
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It’s the thought that counts
Daryl Dixon • She/Her Pronouns • Baked goods to win the girl’s heart when yours was already his • SFW
Requested: Anon
“Yea think she’s gotten used to this place?” Daryl asks his best friend Carol while they were on the porch, her thinking they were watching everybody but of course he was watching a certain somebody.
“Yeah, I think she’s liking it so far. She is more careful than the others who sort of dived into this place”
“Good…that’s good” He crosses his arms leaning against the post next to the stairs as Carol leaned over the railing noticing his attention never leaving. “She livin’ with yea right?”
“Yeah, Y/N didn’t mind staying in Rick’s the first night or two but once I asked if she’d like to stay with me? She jumped at the opportunity” Carol is close to both Daryl and Y/N. Just one of them is more forward about their feelings.
“…she doesn’t want to be with me in the Grimes residence?” He didn’t even think for long about those words when he asked them. All he knew was the instant realization made him quickly avoid Carol’s smirking. “Fuck off”
“Y’know you’re going to be seeing them a lot right? You’re close friends and she’d rather be around you than anybody else”
“Why yea say that when she’s literally over there talking to this…Aiden fucker”
“Because he’s the head runner for the supply runs. Y/N got asked by Deanna to join said group for her job here”
Daryl scoffs bringing his gaze to the ground. “Bet yea that son of a bitch is flirtin’ with her”
“You care too much and see so little. She’s coming over” Carol whispers the last part causing Daryl to straighten up brushing off dirt or whatever was on his person, nothing. “Hey Y/N”
“Hey! Hey Dar” Y/N smiles at the archer watching him return that smile of his. “I’m glad I saw you were out here”
“Oh yeah?” Carol smiles with intentions that Y/N caught on making her role her eyes as Daryl was left clueless. “Why is that?”
“That Aiden guy?” Y/N gestures with her head. “Makes me really uncomfortable…I’m gonna try and get Deanna to let be on the recruiting team”
“Yea wanna help them bring people in?”
“You’d be good at it.” Carol adds to Daryl’s concern with a bit of a bright side. But Y/N respects the honesty. “But be careful with these people yknow? Aaron is part of the recruiters and they are nice but—“
“I know how to take care of myself…it’s honestly just to have a reason to get outside the walls without needing an escort”
The two look at each other confused as Y/N gestured with her head toward the brothers talking to each other.
“They think I can’t handle myself” She laughs in response to both of them scoffing. “Anyway, I’ve gotta go talk to Deanna and hopefully Maggie can help me convince her…I shouldn’t be out long”
Carol nods smiling, thankful, that she keeps her update and more importantly him. Daryl watches Y/N leave the porch as a thought came to mind.
“Is she going to the party?”
“I don’t know. But I am, to get on people’s good side. Why?”
“I don’t know…if she ain’t then I guess…uh I could…uhhh…”
The woman couldn’t help the laugh that escaped her throat making her friend the archer blush out of embarrassment. She gently grabbed his bicep ushering him inside and deciding to help him.
About an hour or two has passed and Y/N entered the home with a bit of an exhausted look to her complexion. A small smile graces her features as she makes her way into the kitchen finding Carol making another casserole, at least with all the ingredients it looks like she was doing that.
“Another casserole?” Y/N smiles bringing herself to the kitchen island finding all the different items on the counter. “Smells good”
“Oh yeah, another one. The one I’m making is for us though…and a few cookie batches to win some people over”
“Who woulda thought you can make all these things with what this community has found over however long this place has been around…” Her smile falters for a second before she shook off that feeling. “I’m gonna see what they have for anything comfortable. I’ll be back in like. An hour…ish”
“Going to take advantage of the shower and hot water?”
“If I could live in it, I would” Y/N laughs on her way out and the second she left the kitchen, Daryl groans getting up off the floor.
“You didn’t have to do that”
“Didn’t want her to see me” Daryl brought the bowl over with half the cookie dough since a batch was already baking. “Don’t want to spoil shit”
“Well, hate to break it to yea but I don’t think she’s going to want burnt cookies” Carol states indicating they both missed the timer going off as Daryl quickly turns around to pull the batch out.
After Y/N got ready for the evening, thankfully finding leggings and a sweater to wear, she brought herself back to the kitchen finding no Carol but Daryl beating himself up about the batch of cookies in front of him. He was tapping one against the counter telling them both how hard it was.
“Messing with one of Carol’s failed batches?” Her voice startled him out of his thoughts as he sets the cookie he was messing with down trying to think of the words.
“Uh. Yeah” He doesn’t want to say it’s his. “She’s gettin’ another tupperware container from Rick’s”
Y/N took a seat at the island reaching over and taking a cookie as Daryl gives her a concerning look. “What?”
“They’re burnt”
“But not all of it. ‘Sides Id always eat my dad’s burnt cookies whenever he tried to make them.” Y/N broke apart the cookie eating the bits that weren’t burnt too bad. “They are really good, props to the chef”
I’m right here and I should just fucking say I made them Daryl couldn’t help the small twitch in the corner of his lips as he watches her take a few more before taking her leave after telling him she’ll skip out on the casserole.
Before she completely disappeared, Daryl quickly rounded the island as his fast pace made Y/N stop giving him a questioning but curious look.
“I-…Sorry. Forgot what I was gonna say”
“That’s okay. Come find me when you do remember, Dar” Y/N smiles warmly, heading back upstairs with the cookies he made as he watches her go.
Felt like perfect timing for Carol to come back watching Daryl stare upstairs smiling a bit to herself when she noticed his emerge.
“Talk to Y/N?”
“Yeah”
“About…asking her out or?”
“No…” His shoulders slumped slightly as he brought himself to look at his friend. “Anyway. Another batch or should we try and get the dessert?”
“You’re lucky I found a cake tin at Rick’s and I’ll take care of it. Gotta make it perfect” Carol smiles heading toward the kitchen once more. “But you can help, and it’s the thought that counts”
“Always”
Daryl found out through Maggie that Y/N was going to go to the party. Taking the opportunity to scout around the entire community to ease her anxiety and Rick’s. So he was going to wait til she returned to the house to present her with the dessert he (well Carol) made.
Cheesecake. It was HARD. Like real fucking hard. But thank god there’s a vegan option that Carol found in one of the old cookbooks in the house.
“Hey Daryl” Aaron’s voice caught the man off guard as he was following Y/N a moment to make sure she was alright and none of Deanna’s sons were being annoying. “How are yea holding up?”
“Fine. Ain’t going to the party?”
“Eric’s house bound so I was never gonna go but least you thought about it.” Aaron smiles at the archer taking his chance. “Wanna have some dinner? It’s spaghetti”
The archer knew it’d be a while before Y/N made her way back so he took the opportunity and it was a good one. He had a reason for himself to enjoy this place a bit.
Y/N turned away from the window when she heard the knock on her door. Half expecting Carol on the other side but she was happily met with Daryl after he had gotten back from dinner and receiving a bike frame. She was going to ask if he himself went to the party but her eyes were drawn to the cheesecake held in his hands.
“Did you make that?” A bit of a spark in her eyes caught all of Daryl’s attention as he nods fighting back a smile when hers emerged. “Wow…how did…how is it even possible without milk?”
“Cashews apparently…or whatever kind of nut that can be made into milk..” Daryl thought back to the mini argument he and Carol had while making the nut milk about said substitute.
“…Cheesecake is my favorite, I’ve only ever told you that.” She smiles taking the plate when it was handed to her as she couldn’t contain her laughter. “I can’t eat all of this tonight”
The two found themselves back in the kitchen as Daryl let Y/N cut herself a slice about to cut him one when he objected. Given he made it for her.
“We can share then” Y/N smiles wrapping up the main cake and tossing it in the fridge before grabbing two forks for the one slice. “You really didn’t have to make this for me…”
“I wanted to” He felt the heat rise in his cheeks as Y/N couldn’t help but match the same blushing expression on herself. “I’ve always wanted to do this…as if like…”
“Asking me out?” Her tone shifted and Daryl first heard it as confusion but then thought it over and remembered hearing the bit of excitement in her voice. “This…is definitely…”
The small pause caught his whole undivided attention as his eyes looked at her waiting for more watching her take a bite of the cake and absolutely enjoying it.
“One of the greatest things to happen to me” Y/N smiles enjoying the cake sliding it over for him to get a taste of his work. Thought the way he took a bite and enjoyed it more than what a typical baker would with their own work. She knew he didn’t make it, she knew the thing he made were the burnt cookies that she did enjoy.
“Uhm. So…Do you—-“
“I’d love to, Dixon” Y/N continues to smile bringing herself around the island and gaining a bit of courage to press a kiss to his cheek. The smallest affection and impact making him lean into it and chase for another that she would happily give. “It took you long enough…and can I just say something?”
“‘Course” Daryl gave her the smallest smile as Y/N pulled herself close bringing her lips to his ear.
“I think I like the cookies you made more” She whispers with a smile, giving him one more kiss on the cheek which permanently left the blush on his cheeks before pulling away and taking the plate.
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•••••••My Sweet Remedy••••••
Summary: It’s the second part of my piece, Crimson & Clover. Weeks after his little dirty moment, he’s found with the same ache again. With you by his side, he cautiously tries to relieve it himself. Only for you to wake up, and help him out.
Author’s note: Since everybody seemed to like it, and especially @60svintage who motivated and helped me out with this! So mwah and also big thank you to her. This is so random, but this has literaly been sitting in my drafts since last year. And I’ve got proof:
Author wont shut up just yet: so like literally guys…I’m sorry 😭. I also noted that he was a leg and ass man, SO I WENT ALL OUT WITH THIS. I’ve also haven’t really seen like doing stuff with thighs or legs sexually around tumblr so here we are. It’s definitely not gonna be as popular or good as the first version, but when I say I’m gon write a second part. I’m gon write it. You guys also gon be really surprised but I was listening to this while writing this 😭👀
But uhhh anyway, let’s enjoy this feast. Shall we?
warnings: masturbating, reader watches elvis a widdle bit, thigh fucking, thoughts about ass licking, spitting, rubbing on clit with cock tip…yippee kiyay folks.
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Ever since that embarrassing night, where his parents and you had woken up from him jerking off too loudly, he hasn’t tried anything. But did he regret it? Not for a minute.
He turns his head as his hand continues to bob and pump his cock fast and raw. As his cock strains and hardens more and more as every second goes pass and the veiny hand that’s wrapped around his shaft, he can help the groans that push outta those lips.
His eyes flutter close to just imagine her delicious swell of an ass. He’s surprised at what his kind wanders off to. He’s always been a guy for ass but what he wishes his tongue to do startles the man a bit.
He thinks pressing his warm tongue onto that little untouched hole. The hole that’s covered and protected by them precious ass cheeks.
To just graze his tip against your clenched, pink little ass hole. Just once. And to cum on that pretty soft squishy belly of yours.
He whimpers softly, pressing two of his long fingers to shut his lips before making further noises. With only you and him in the house, he’s not too worried. But you were overly tired before you tucked into bed, so he doesn’t wanna wake you.
Yup, and that’s exactly what he did. Your body shifts slightly and groans groggily from sleep. Blinking your eyes a little bit, you gasp softly at the sight beside you.
Your eyes travel from his tanned feet, gliding up to see his blue and white striped pajama pants that’s halfway down his thick, firm and tense thighs. Your eyes widen when you see his hand working up and down his red and slightly pink cock, that has his arousal dribbling down his fist. Continuing your eyes up to see his shirt half unbuttoned from the bottom and revealing his sweaty damp and heaving lower belly. His happy trail that’s dark and a thin line from his itty bitty belly button to the pubic curls that surrounds his manhood and is where his wrist lays.
When Elvis finally stops his fist and huffs in frustration at the tiring handy work, he’s upset that he hasn’t cum yet. He can feel it bubbling up in the pit of that tan and decorated of dark locks belly of his, but it just ain’t doing it. He sighs in tiresome and leans his head back, gasping in shock as he sees the fluttering of your long lashes batting up to meet his blue eyes.
“Baby, w-what. H-how long have you been awake?” He furrows his eyebrows and wipes his sweaty palms on his chest and doesn’t bother to cover himself. You shrug and hum a soft yawn. “Just now…E, if you wanted to have fun tonight, how come you didn’t wake me?” You whisper and raise a brow. He shrugs and bites his lip, “I jus’ didn’t wanna. You were tired as it is.” He admits and sighs out.
You smile at his love and care, but you look back down at his throbbing manhood that wags pathetically. His tip grazes onto his heaving belly with every shallow breath he takes. “Well now I’m up and awake, c’mon now, let me help you relieve your ache. Like a good woman as I should.”
The moment you share smirks before you know it, his heavy length rests on your pubic mound. With your cute little white dress up to your perky breasts, he puckers his lips and tilts his chin down. You feel warm, glossy strings of his saliva run down your pussy lips. Dampening and wetting your inner thighs also to lubricant his near future thrusts.
With heavy pants and sighs, he takes a firm hold of his cock and presses gently to your sensitive nub. Tapping on it gently with a soft smirk at how your legs twitch slightly and your pussy pulses in his glistening spit.
Deciding to add onto the mess, he dribbled more spit of his touchy tip as he produces pre cum. Your intimate parts are a shiny mess. Pulling back his foreskin, he’s quick to slap your thighs together with his thick cock between.
His eyes roll to the back of his head at just the way his shaft sits so perfectly between your delicious thick thighs. He starts to thrust, hanging your calves to his shoulders.
He doesn’t leave you hanging of course, as he presses a small kiss to your ankle and then brings his lips to his finger and spits on it. Snaking his hand down to play and rub tight and fast circles on your clit. You body bounces up and down the matress with every thrust he makes. Soft whimpers leave your lips, until he can’t take it.
Moving his hand from your clit to squeeze your thighs together and dig his nails into your soft skin. You watch as his tip peeks from between your sweet thighs, and chaff against your wiry, curly dark pubic hair.
One final hard thrust finishes him off, twitching uncontrollably as hot strings of his white cream coat your tummy. His eyes shut and he lets out a high-pitched moan, biting into your calf because the pleasure is just too much. But he loves it.
You forget about your own pleasure for now, watching him unravel at your body and touch.
Pulling back and glancing down at the glorious sight below him. Your belly has him on your skin, your legs bare and spread. He smirks a lazy one, and hums. Kneading the fat of your thigh with a pleasure sigh.
“My sweet sweet remedy, ain’t ya? Now, now, you know I won’t leave my baby hanging dry after that. Tsk, c’mon lemme treat ya.”
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I hope enjoyed! I ain’t tryna make another part with my 15+ requests and shits in my drafts but I could! Anyway, chow y’all 🤪🥰
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Did Sanji ever find out that Kiku was trans? :o I remember dreading it every week while reading Wano that there would be a scene where he finds out and he would be REALLY weird about it but thank god it never came, I love how Oda handled her character and Sanji! tbh it always felt kind of... ooc for Sanji to be so hateful towards the okamas??? Like especially the gag on FMI where he's terrified when he finds out okamas are the ones donating their blood and I was like bro fr 😬 he's supposed to be kind almost to a fault so to make him have weird scenes where he's just a complete asshole, like towards the okamas, his reactions to Kokoro and Shinobu, like how DARE women be old and not fit his beauty standards (they're too good for him anyway), he still treats them well in the end but man, and especially the scene in Punk Hazard where he was ready to just leave the kids and was like "we can't save everybody" and I was just like ???? WHO is this idk sometimes his character really contradicts itself, I know some of these are supposed to be gags and not taken seriously but ugghhhh
I'll be real anon the notion of "but did he KNOW?" when referring to someone being transgender or not is kind of something uhhh not great? Like it would speak more on Oda's part for there to be a scene where someone goes "Did you know THIS WOMAN was born a MAN" in that weird, negative way. And while there was a tiny scene regarding that, the whole point is it ultimately did not matter who Kiku was in the past and wasn't negative at all. It speaks a LOT more volume that Sanji just accepts Kiku and loves her straight up than there being a whole kind of weird "Does he know?" scene which is inherently transphobic in itself. I believe it was extremely purposefully done for Kiku to be fully accepted and loved as she presents herself - and any and all transphobic ideas or jokes regarding her have ALL come from a disgusting side of the fandom and doesn't exist at ALL in the canon material. I understand a lot of people do not like Sanji in regards to past behaviour and jokes, but there has been significant growth in both his character and Oda's writing regarding these topics.
Ultimately, I understand why people gritted their teeth at Sanji being around Kiku, but I feel it's nothing short of fantastic to have Sanji just call her beautiful and powerful and NOTHING else is said or done there. And while he also was AWOOGA with Yamato, he didn't question nor be repulsed at Yamato calling himself Kaido's son, just happily accepted it along with everyone else lmao.
Punk Hazard was also previously weird with his character for me, but upon re-watching the scenes and him discussing with Nami about how they don't actually KNOW what's happening and they didn't HAVE a safe place to help these kids get to, I understand why he was hesitant to help them. He was putting mind over emotion there, but ofc Sanji is still ultimately swayed by emotions of wanting to help Nami and also helping the kids lol.
Also lest I remind you EVERYONE was repulsed at Kokoro in a really negative way lmao, that wasn't just a Sanji bit which was overall urghh in itself. But again it feels as if the writing has matured as Sanji was taken in by conventionally unattractive women in Wano, which BROOK called monsters/ghosts, and Sanji was CRAZY about them HHH.
This is all a big discussion to have and I've had it again and again, especially in my LGBT video. But the tldr is yes, Sanji has done questionable things by Oda's hand, but there's a very clear growth in his writing that I feel is unfair to ignore at the current time.
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Rise of the TMNT headcanons because I feel uhhhsodk emotions or something
Warnings: anxiety , gore mention, trauma/PTSD mentions, kidnapping, yelling mentions, claustrophobia mention, if I missed any please lmk ‼️‼️
Donatello ( my favorite hands fucking down )
LOVES "it's always sunny in Philadelphia" and relates to Dennis wayyy too much
( also made a joke about how splinter is frank and he was actually cool with it )
Likes those HYPERBOP and songs like that
At 5am and raph is waking up for the day and he finds Donnie in his room fully awake
"Ive been up for 3 days everything is haunted everybody's evi-"
He also likes twentyone pilots
House of gold, taking my time on my ride, and car radio are his favorites
Actually hates monster ( like the drink ) but he has a can in his room from 2020 that he just poured out for decoration
( honestly I can't even really hate on it I think 2020 just ruined it LMAO )
Has no blankets. Sleeps with a single sheet and a unwashed unsheeted pillow.
Is one of those people that people mistake for way older
Yokai thinks he's at least 18-20 and get so freaked out finding out he's actually just 14
( he loves the attention )
He actually likes HOMESTUCK 😭
( this is based on my friend who likes Homestuck and they remind me of Donatello to some degree )
Has a fan that hasn't had a break since 2016
Maybe longer
Has seasonal depression
He likes to be with April or doing something during the winter because of it to distract himself
April and raph are good with helping him
Leo knows but he knows to just stay out of his way and leave him the fuck alone
And Mikey hasn't really been told because Donnie feels like he's burdening people with his problems ( he didn't even want Leo to know but he just caught on )
He even feels guilty for dragging April and raph into it
Him and Mikey LOVE LOVE LOVED spiderverse
( Donnie got the movie illegally before it even came out )
This mother fucker definitely fell to his knees for spider punk im so sorry
This same mother fucker also probably loved Danganronpa...
He doesn't really like southpark but some episodes get to him
LOVES GHOSTFACE
TO ANOTHER LEVEL
NO ONE CAN LOVE GHOSTFACE AS MUCH AS HIM
Actually probably has purple injected into his veins
"yeah my veins bruise in the blink of an eye and I can't move my body sometimes but so what? It was worth it??"
hates on dream so hard....
DONT HUG ME IM SCARED AKWNWJJF
ALL OF THE BOYS WATCHED IT ( maybe not raph tho actually )
He actually made discord ( idk if I'm even joking or not )
Would this be a good time to add a picture of what I think human Donnie would look like?
Uhhh yeah
Yeah I think so
Ok next
Leonardooooooooo
Just fyi this shit is gonna be so angsty
It will dip I promise
He can't get enough of those "drake the type" memes
But also low-key he is drake
Has a hello kitty clock in his room that actually works for him
He was that annoying ass kid who would say "I can scream like a girl" and then scream to the top of their fucking lungs
The ADHD was tooo muuchhh
So he just basically climbs walls who cares
He's on the ceiling? What's new.
Ok so spieerpunk had don to his knees but Leo was all for Miguel
" NOOOO MY SPIDER PAPIIIII- " *splinter right fucking there*
Daddy issues just crawling out of all of their skin ANYWAYS
Can't draw for shit but loves art
The way he words things makes him sound like a complete gaslighter but he's just stupid
"?? I don't gaslight?? HUH no seriously what did I do?"
The Mario movie possessed him for a while tbh
DIP!
even hours after him returning from the prison realm he was dissociating so bad he was crying to feel something
Just a few weeks later, he isn't better yet by any means he's just ok enough to function
Someone dropped a plate or something ( I probably need to rewatch the scene before I make headcanons for it LMAO ) or dropped a pot, something loud
And he practically went down with it
He fell to the floor and stayed there for a bit
He didn't cry or say anything
Then Mikey tapped his shoulder and he fucking SNAPPED
He will never forgive himself
🫶🏼
The CRUCIAL NIGHTMARESS
*rubs my hands in evilness*
He could feel the same AIR as the prison realm at times
He smelt the same scent
Raph, draxum, and Casey had to sleep in the same room for a while so they would hear him
But sometimes he didn't loudly jerk himself awake
Sometimes it played through and he woke up and didn't make a peep
Sometimes they knew and sometimes they didn't
Most of the time one of them would just wake up because of instinct and see him just frozen
Can't handle gore now
He used to but can't anymore
It reminds him of 1
The kraang
And 2
Seeing his brothers eye all fucked up like that was too much
There were times he didn't even know who he was anymore
He was scared to leave his room for a while and felt such bad guilt for it
While they're out on a mission and Leo's just curled up in his room blowing up raphs phone
Raph wishes he could say something like "oh how the tables have turned" but this isn't what he wanted at all
Uhh ok sudden switch up
HE LOVES BO BURNHAMMMM
Him and Don and Mikey listen to Will Wood
SHAYFER JAMES TOO
JUST THOSE TYPES OF ARTIST
Mixed with late 90s to early 2000s
"erm.... what da flip ;-; NO STFU IM JUST KIDDING STOP BULLYING ME ITS A JOKE-"
Him if he was a hummmaannn
+ maybe some scars on his back
Raphael
Blind in his one eye and low-key has bad eyesight in his other one
He can still see decently but it's pretty much fucked
He likes squishmellows but he knows Mikey LOVES them so if he buys/ finds one, he'll give it to Mikey
He's more of a "childhood stuff animal nostalgia" anyways
Doesn't like to cuss but if he's REALLY scared, he'll let a loud and quick "FUCK -" slip out of his mouth
Or if he's angry hell mumble "this bitch-" or something like that
He feels like he's not doing enough as a brother but genuinely forgets that he needs to take care of himself
Not physically but more so emotionally
He beats himself up when making a mistake even if it was out of kindness
He doesn't think things all the way through and just immediately jumps to "I wanna help people!"
And ends up making a bigger mess so he feels like a bad person
( people have reassured him he's not but he plays back how people get mad at him when he messes up and he doesn't know how to forgive himself if someone got THAT mad at him )
He sometimes just gets this burst of love and just hugs one of his siblings or friends
I think he doesn't develop feelings easily ( infact it's kinda hard for him to, not in a bad way )but one time there was a yokai, about his size, and they really enjoyed each other
He didn't tell anyone but he got her number and they still talk and he might have small feelings for her
The reason he hates being alone because it's a PTSD thing ( that only got worse after the kraang thing )
( he was alone and in danger for most of the movie, the only reason he wasn't freaking out because he knew if he did he was fucked )
And he got possessed before he could even lose his shit
But basically I think he got kidnapped by a hunter and held him captive ( either chained, or in a cage ) for 2 days before splinter found him
( yes they searched for him for 2 days )
The hunter would shoot his gun next to the cage ( or restraints ) he was in to purposely mess with him
And if he cried he would get in his face and start yelling until raph forced himself to stop crying because of fear
It was traumatic
Splinter has his own trauma from losing his fucking kid for 2 days, but it still fucks with raph badly
He still remembers it so vividly that it feels like it had only happened a week ago
So add that in top of the kraang doing what they did to him.....
He was only holding it together for Leo tbh
He can't go to certain areas or he'll start to hear the hunter yelling in his face again, like a hallucination
It's gotten a little bit better over time but the kraang set him so far back
He was also already claustrophobic, but if anyone tries to hold him down now he just immediately throws them off
And hard
Anything that really reminds him too much of the past he just starts freaking out
So he doesn't like to be alone :)
I could do a separate post for this maybe
But moving on
Any early 2000s song from anyone or any 2000 themed song is his SHIT
They did a karaoke night and he did Brittany spears ( yes I know that's like late 90s but yk THAT CATEGORY )
He put on a blonde wig tho and was actually kinda feeling it at some point
He LOVES walking around at night
Just strolling
He loves food. He eats everything
There is nothing he won't eat
He just loves everything
I forgot his scar sadly but here 😔‼️💔
( the nose piercing is fake he's too scared to get one HELP )
Mikey:
This lil shit STEALS
HE USES HIS INNOCENCE TO HIS ADVANTAGE
And I sleeps fine at night with all of it in his room.
ADVENTURE TIMEEE
he loves cartoons
Adult cartoons, children cartoons
If it's animated he wants it injected into his spinal fluid
His music taste is everything
But he really likes indie / indie rock songs
Has all of his art and drawings hung up on his walls
There's maybe one or.two posters he actually bought the rest is his art
Loves spiderverse but he couldn't even enjoy it because he kept looking at Leo crazy with this out of pocket comments
"I wanna pick him up like a baby lion and wash him and feed him milk and release him back into the wild"
"*deadpan* Leo. What the actual hell."
Draxums favorite. Only Mikey knows he's his favorite. If anyone asks drax who his favorite is he says he hates everyone equally and looks over at Mikey
Speaking of drax I think they're vent buddies
Drax vents to him Mikey vents to drax
Drax was very helpful with all of them during the time they were all fucked up from kraang
He even got them into therapy but I'm gonna make a draxum section because I love him ( I lied he's my favorite character, then Donnie)
( God I love drax and Mikey so much let me go on a rant rq )
Apart of draxs training he could definitely pass as a licensed therapist
So if really anyone has some sort of mental thing going on he's there
Even for Leo ( even tho Leo didn't really want his help, that quickly changed tho, again I'll just put this in his section✨ )
But Mikey has these really bad panic attacks that even his brothers don't know about
Only splinter and drax
Splinter is there to comfort him and drax is there to let him talk about it
Mikey doesn't want his brothers to know because he's technically the "therapist" so splinter and drax will never tell anyone
Watched MSA just to make fun of it
Also says cringe shit because he thinks it's funny like Leo
"GYATTTTT....... Y'all know I'm joking right-"
Loves Lilo and stitch
Has an art Instagram with over 1000 followers
LOVES SPICY FOOD
He ate the spiciest chip and then asked for another
Loves spooky month
Fought leo for that damn hello kitty clock
Then stole it
" I'm in your walls :3"
He ate a like 2 handfuls of orbeez when he was 5 before splinter caught him
HUMAN
Draxum:
MY ACTUAL FAVORITE FUCKING CHARACTER AAAAAAAAA
YES I absolutely believe he could qualify as a therapist and he absolutely uses that to his advantage
Leo was still "ish" about draxum but he became a lot more appreciative of him during the times that raph and Casey couldn't be there ( like missions )
He even took time out of work to be there
If he called? He's already almost there
He absolutely a mom IDC he even has the messy mom bun
Mikey calls him dad and that's part of the reason he's his favorite
"honey, it was ruined when she bought it *snaps*" ( I'm sorry ) ( I have to draw this now)
LOVESS BLANKETS
Like all the blankets
The resting bitch face is so real
He has to be leaping for joy happy to maintain a happy face
Goes to Donnies room and tells him to lay his ass down ( he doesnt )
Sends millennial memes to the boys....
*insert a cat smashing on a piano* he's wheezing.
Him and Mikey paint together sometimes
Because he can actually paint super fucking good
Scars all around his body
HUMAN FORMMM
Thats all ill probably make more for April and Casey and splinter
#tmnt#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja tutles#rottmnt head canons#headcanons#rise donnie#rise leo#rise raph#rise mikey#baron draxum
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☕️ + the Scooby Doo fandom in general
Hmm okay so this is a very broad question to me and that really means it's going to recieve a broad answer, especially to me as "Scooby fandom" really has differing levels in my heart etc.
For example with my friends and the smallish community of fellow Scooby fans I've found here on tumblr (the Scooby Dootuals!!!) I really love and like! Everybody is so nice and it's cool that people have various levels of knowledge about different series and iterations. Like I really enjoy that on here Scooby fans (as in, like my friends and people who regularly post scooby) have such differing levels of experience with this huge huge franchise as it makes it so much more interesting. Like we have people out there who have seen almost every episode (or feels like it) and can seemingly remember the smallest of things from them, and then we have people who weren't into Scooby as a child but are exploring it now, and then we've got people (like me) who did like it as a child and kind of know a bit of everything, with huge areas of weakness in Scooby they haven't seen, (for me APNSD, anything more than the premise of 13 Ghosts, the 80s trio minus Boo Brothers, anything past s1 of bcsd, much of the 70s era movies, SD & SD, Guess Who, SDMI details, like the list goes on, people!!! I've only seen a Scooby series in order in its entirety one time in my life and that was SDMI age like 12) while also having a few areas with greater knowledge or familiarity and a few spots where they just know a ton/are constantly rewatching. (Me with Goes Hollywood for sure) anyways I don't really remember where I was going with this but uhhh I like that my buddies and whatnot all know different amounts with many being chill or knowing a little bit of everything so we can still like each others posts and talk about Scooby with there still always being so much more to discover <3. So like basically thoughts on the besties are that besties are cool
However I know anon that by sending this you likely mean "Scooby fandom" as in people outside of this insular little bubble so let's talk about that. I think I'm reluctant to really label this group "Scooby fandom" as for ME PERSONALLY fandom really means a kind of engagement with the work beyond what most general Scooby fans do. Like what I'm trying to say is that this group of "wider Scooby fandom" liked Scooby and watched it as a child and consider themselves a fan of Scooby but they aren't rotating Scooby characters like blorbos in their mind too much. Or if they are, it's generally in the creation of like dark!Scooby aus or the live action Scooby show pitches that blow up on here every time Scooby is a topic of general coversation. I guess for me personally the line between this "Scooby fandom" and my own little bubble of people I'm chill with gets drawn based on what fans want out of Scooby. Like do they love Scooby as it is, or do they want to change the audience to create a new Scooby for themselves. Hm, I'm not really phrasing this right. What I mean is like we're all Scooby fans. If you've ever liked Scooby, at any age, however long ago, you're a Scooby fan, I'm not trying to like, gatekeep Scooby fandom or whatever. I just think that differing groups of fans have different pictures in their head of both what Scooby Doo IS and what they want from it based on their familiarity with it and how long it's been since said fan has watched Scooby.
And that's kind of wherein my frustration with "wider scooby fandom" lies. It's really in the fact that there's thousands upon thousands of these "sleeper fans" (which in my mind is really a better term for it) who awake when I or the popular culture mention Scooby, to share their opinions. And these opinions just frankly drive me up the wall. This is because when confronted with a real life Scooby fan (me) there's generally 3 things they want to talk about: 1) SDMI and how it's the greatest thing since sliced bread 2) Doesn't HBO Velma suck 3) (once they learn I like Scrappy) Scrappy hatred and copious references to his portrayal in the Gunn Movies. Plus MAYBE a bonus 4 of other miscellaneous takes that get on my nerves (stuff like Shaggy always smoking weed, Fred and Daphne splitting up together to have sex, just all sorts of things I do not for the life of me want to talk about).
So I guess my take on the wider scooby fandom is as follows: there are positives like some genuinely funny SD posts once a blue moon, or people to share things like concept art and leaks to much of the content canceled by HBO Max, but the vast vast majority of the time it kind of gets on my nerves because people always want to talk about the same few things (which I feel have been talked to death already or I highly disagree with OR BOTH) and it's just really tiring to deal with. Idk I don't think I'm going to go into it to much more here because this post isn't too coherent to begin with (I'm blaming it on like 70% of this being written before work this morning) but there's so many people out there who think so similarly about Scooby (and SO differently from how I think about it) that it feels like I'm getting talked over constantly whenever I have a discussion about Scooby with someone from this group. And that's just like not fun for me? It's just like for me, Scooby Doo is my number one thing. Like I'll be in different fandoms concurrently or whatever and I don't really read fic for scooby but I will for other stuff etc. But like scooby is always there for me like MY MAIN turned into a scooby doo blog like honestly while that's just not the case for some other people. It's very much a difference in the value and time put into the franchise, (which like you can just like things casually that's not a bad thing) it's just that it's frustrating for me talking to sleeper fans about Scooby because I get trapped (literally, like irl) in the exact same conversation that I don't even want to be having(!!!!!) pretty much all the time.
#this is very disjointed and not cohesive AT ALL but thats fine#basically my brutally honest opinion: talking to the typical scooby fan gets on my nerves bc they only want to talk about the same 3 things#and i disagree with them on all of them#blah#scooby doo#answered#anonymous#actually this is kind of negative so i should probably tag that#vent#negativity#also feel free to keep sending me these asks like youve been doing (and also the ship ones too with scooby stuff bc ill talk about that as#well) i just may or may not answer some of the more negative prompts because im a very optimistic happy person and ive already met my quota#of negativity for the day and am tired now but like if you really wanna know anyways ask and i may get to it
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You know the drill by now. Marley incorrect quotes. They're funny. Part 9.
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Mikasa: How long does your ideal hug last?
Historia: 38-45 minutes
Mikasa: That's really impractical
Historia: You said ideal, not realistic!
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Zeke, writing a letter to Magath:
Dear Commander,
ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?????
Kindest regards, Zeke
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Mikasa, about Eren: I can excuse terrorism but I draw the line at mass murder
Falco: You can excuse terrorism ??
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Gabi: Thanks for always giving me great advice Commander, even if I don’t always use it.
Commander Magath: You actually never use it.
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Eren: It's not my fault dad likes me better than he likes you
Zeke: Oh, don't flatter yourself. Dad likes everyone better than he likes me
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Annie: I have a big announcement, everybody! Armin and I-
Sasha: Omg, you're pregnant??
Eren: Congratulations !
Connie: I'm so excited to find out if I'm gonna be an aunt or an uncle!
Annie: What? No, stop that. Armin and I bought fake beards, glasses and monkey plushies, we're gonna make Historia believe she has even more far removed psycho relatives lol
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Eren: What happens when you die?
Zeke: Your soul goes into paths
Eren: No, I mean - when you die, do I get your stuff?
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Ymir: I want us to be more than friends
Historia, clapping her hands excitedly: BEST friends??!
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Eren: *stoned out of his mind* I'm hungry
Carla Yaeger: I'm disappointed in you
Eren: Grilled cheese
Carla: What?
Eren: Grill me a cheese
Carla: I'm not doing that!
Eren: *starts crying*
Carla: Oh, for God's sake
*Cut to Carla making him a grilled cheese*
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Falco: Merry day before Christmas!!
Porco: It's called eve
Falco: Oh sorry. Merry day before eve!!
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Eren fighting the Warhammer Titan: Call an ambulance!
Eren unplugging Lara Tybur from her titan: BUT NOT FOR ME!!
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Porco: Tits or ass?
Reiner: Uhhh
Bertholt : ✨personality✨
Porco: It's not about which one you think is your best quality, Bertholt
Ymir: Ass.
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Historia, wearing cat ears and drawn on whiskers: Zeke, where are your whiskers ?
Zeke, also wearing cat ears: Ask again and you'll be down to eight lives.
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Gabi, to Falco: Oh please. Do you really think that disapproving glare works on me after all the times I've seen it?
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Historia, after learning of Ymir's death: Maybe because you're skinny, and maybe because you're pretty, you're used to getting away with things. But I want you to know that your actions have an affect on others, and I hate you, and you are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you are a horrible person doesn't make you less of a horrible person.
Porco:
Porco: *blushing* You think I'm pretty?
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Mikasa: Right now I don't know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.
Eren: Can I pick?
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Eren: I finally figured out what's been missing from my life.
Eren, pulling away the red curtain to reveal the Yeagerists: It's henchmen
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Gabi, about Reiner: What does being claustrophobic mean?
Falco: It means he's scared of Santa Claus
Reiner: No, it doesn't!
Gabi: Oh oh oh!
Colt: Stop it Gabi, you're scaring him!
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Grisha: So you believe in God?
Hannes: Yeah, I do.
Grisha: Ahah, that's so stupid.
Hannes: Well, what do YOU believe in?
Grisha: That there is a millenia old mute teenager hanging around in a parallel plane of existence building up titans and reconstructing my arms when I get injured, all that with only magic sand and not a drop of water. There's no food there but it's fine because she's dead anyways. Also she's everyone's ancestor and if she allows you to you can talk in everyone's heads. She gained the ability to transform into a 120 meters tall skeletal monstrosity after a weird underground worm grafted itself onto her spine. You too can gain that ability by eating people!
Hannes: I... Okay. I'm just... Gonna leave now...
Grisha, loudly, at Hannes' retreating form: I DID IT BY THE WAY. I ATE PEOPLE AND WILL DO IT AGAIN.
Grisha: For the greater good, of course.
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Yelena: So there I was, burying a Marleyan in the garden in a nightgown and slutty fishnet pantyhose...
Eren: And you think that's a normal Saturday morning activity?
Yelena: Well you gotta bury them somewhere!
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Floch: Is it ok if I use gendered terms?
Yelena: Sure... Whatever
Floch: Fuck you.
Yelena: Where was the gendered term?
Floch: In your mom
Yelena:
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Falco: Hi! How's it going?
Gabi: I don't know... I feel weird. *touches her arm* when I touch there it hurts.
Gabi: *touches her head* and when I touch there it hurts
Gabi: *touches her leg* and there too...
Gabi: *touches her shoulder* and it hurts as well...
Falco:
Falco, grabbing her hand: Gabi, your finger is broken.
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Historia: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
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Eren, about Ymir and Annie: My god, would you two just get a room already?
Annie: Excuse me??
Eren: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing in everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?
Ymir:
Historia:
Armin:
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*S1*
Eren: I'm having a really hard time, I just lost my mother.
Reiner: I'm sorry, do you want me to help you go look for her?
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Grisha: Would you like to know the quickest way to a man's heart?
Carla: *twirling her hair* Go on?
Grisha: Bilateral incision to the upper left region of the sternum.
Carla: What the fuck
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Sasha: So how do you ask someone out?
Eren: Well, first-
Mikasa: Don't ask him. He asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.
Eren: ...You said yes though?
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Sasha, to Connie: You're starting to forget your Spanish because you don't practice
Connie: Lo siento. Estoy embarazado.
Sasha: You just told me you're pregnant.
Jean: Congratulations Connie, you're glowing!
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Armin: Thanks to Duolingo, I can ask someone if they're a horse but can't tell people what my name is in French
Jean: Ask me if I'm a horse. I dare you.
Armin: Tu es un cheval?
Jean: Nay
Armin: Oh you-
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Levi, getting enrolled into the Survey Corps: You kill people for money??
Erwin: Look, it's not THAT extreme, we only do it when there's no other-
Levi: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!
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Gabi, a big smile on her face: You have to be the worst driver I've ever seen. How the hell did you get a licence?
Sasha:
Falco, appearing from the backseat discheveled: Please tell me you have a licence
Sasha:
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Gabi, her ear stuck to the door: I can hear three -no wait maybe, maybe four of them?
Gabi: They're talking about whether Kylie Jenner would make a good mother
*Reiner, Annie, Marcel and Porco's conversation gets heated*
Gabi: The consensus seems to be "no"
Falco: Well, that's why I'm a Chloe man
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Yelena: So does your friend... Mikasa, know about our plans?
Eren: Of course! Mikasa is in the known of all my plans, I heavily imply those to her all the time!
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Jean: I have no fears!
Historia: What if you wake up one day and Eren is taller than you?
Jean: I have one fear.
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Zeke: What now, you just turn tail on the family business?
Eren: Nothing says family quite like the whole family being dead
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Hange: May I get you anything to drink, Eren?
S1 Eren: The tears of titans wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed.
Hange: We have jasmine tea.
Eren: Oh, jasmine. Yes, please.
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Eren, to the 104th: If I die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucking party and you're all invited
Armin: If
Annie: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die
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Marcel: Why do people have quiet respectful funerals? When I die I want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting "thanks for the memories" by fall out boy
Porco: Jesus god almighty
Marcel: Dare tell me you wouldn't want to go to that kind of funeral. Come on.
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Gabi: So can you take me to the ice cream store? Reiner said no
Porco: Well if Reiner said no then why should I say yes?
Gabi: Because he's not the boss of you!
Porco: *realises it's a trap*
Porco:
Porco: *getting up* Go get your stuff
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Porco, in a high-pitched voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Gabi, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Zeke: What the fuck are you guys doing?
Porco: Playing systemic oppression.
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Reiner: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Porco: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Gabi, go find out if that airship can catch fire!
Reiner: You're a bad influence.
Porco: And you don't know your sayings.
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Marcel: You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for…
Marcel: ...IMAX and climax!
Pieck: Blockbuster and Cockthruster.
Porco: Hulu and Woohoo?
Zeke: Amazon Prime and Sexy Time!
Reiner: Church and repentance.
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Gabi: Yeah, like your family is so perfect! Your brother's a pervert!
Eren: Don't talk to me about the sexual habits of family members, what about your cousin?
Gabi: Reiner has been through a lot...
Eren: ...yeah, of dick!
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Reiner, covering Gabi's ears with his hands: Honestly I would be offended on my own behalf but WHY ARE YOU TALKING THIS WAY TO A TWELVE YEAR OLD??
Eren: When I was her age I was running for my life and slaughtering grown men. She'll be fine.
Reiner: You are not even REMOTELY what I would call "fine"
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Bertholt: You're so pretty
Annie: r u flirting with me
Bertholt: Yeah
Annie: dont ever do it again
Bertholt: Sorry
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Floch: It's been a tough year
Yelena: It's the first week of January
Floch: Your point?
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Mikasa: I mean, to be fair, we did organize a hostile takeover of our government, start a rebellion, invade his home, blow up his home, engage in technical terrorism, involving MULTIPLE sentient titans and A LOT of explosives, blow up his train, kill a bunch of his men, blow up his ship, shot him, shot him again and killed him. I'd be stressed too.
Mikasa: Well, if my ability to feel emotions hadn't been irrevocably numbed over a thousand times over.
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Gabi: *holding acorn* What's this?
Connie: A tree
Gabi: Really?
Connie: In a nutshell, yes.
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Levi: Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Historia: Bold of you to assume I was even held!
Mikasa: Historia, we've talked about this
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Hange: What did you two do?
Mikasa:
Armin:
Hange, whispering: You're not in trouble. I just need to know if I have to lie to the Yeagerists again or not.
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Zeke: Aww Pieck, you had a crush on me, that's sooo embarrassing!
Pieck: We're literally married.
Zeke: Still.
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Colt: I told you not to wear it in the shower!
Falco, holding a soggy Burger King crown: I don’t need a lecture right now, okay? I need emotional support
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Eren: I love hearing Mikasa shouting at someone else. It makes for such a nice change.
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Levi: It'll take a lot more than trying to kill Hange with a hammer to make her wanna run away.
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Pieck: Are you single?
Marcel: "single" is the word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. If you're asking me if I'm lonely the answer is yes
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Eren: Are you alright?
Reiner: I'm gonna start charging people money for asking me that.
Eren: Oh, sorry. I meant it in a sarcastic way.
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*Mikasa is at a weaponsmith's exhibit, looking at all the pretty knives*
Eren: She's like a kid in a candy store
Armin: A butcher at a slaughterhouse perhaps
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Zeke: *in paths, making his grand speech about how Eldians need to be exterminated for there to be true peace*
Eren: Stop talking, please, this is just embarrassing.
Zeke: Stop me yourself, coward
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Grisha: *sending a message to Zeke of him standing in an empty field with the caption "I thought you'd like to know that I'm outstanding in my field"*
Zeke, texting back: Tf u gt data cover in Hel? 😳
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Erwin, texting: How make chicken
Levi, also texting: What
Erwin: Where buy chicken
Levi: Erwin this isn't google
Erwin: Avacoda
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Zeke, texting: fr eren giv paths bac u suk 😠🖕🏻
Eren, also texting: What, so you can forcibly mutilate our people for an uncaring and selfish nation who will never even recognise what you did for them? No way in hell I'm doing that bro.
Zeke: your anoyin
Eren: *you're
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Zeke, texting: h3y hru 😙
Pieck, also texting: Where are you? I'm at the front desk of the grocery store, please don't make me ask them to call you here.
Zeke: im coming. wat u think abt sover8y of the hi2ry ppl fro this mor9 gen meet? 🤔🤓
Pieck: What? Do you mean "What do I think about the sovereignty of the Hitoury people from this morning's general meeting"? Why are you asking me this by text?
Zeke: ya
Zeke: luv u bby c u lat3r <3 😘😍
Pieck: Please stop texting like a lovesick illiterate 13 year old girl.
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Sasha, texting Connie: Evil gang 😈
Sasha: Evil gang 😈
Sasha: Evil gang 😈
Sasha: Ily
Connie: Ily 2 bro <3
Connie: Evil gang 😈
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Jean, texting: You are in a realm by yourself, the laughing stock of your village. You are a comedic vessel that has no port or harbor, a joke of a wanderer with no destination.
Reiner, texting back: I think u have the wrong number
Jean: is this eren?
Reiner: no
Jean: My bad
Jean: 👍
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Porco: Well clearly you don't own an ✨air fryer✨
Gabi: Why are y'all frying air?!
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Zeke, to Mikasa: Oh please, don't be so dramatic. If I'm really as evil as you say then may God strike me where I stand...
*lightning strikes*
Zeke, looking at the charred piece of ground 1 meter away from him:
Zeke: HA!! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
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Sasha: I mean, to be stab-worthy, you know? It's, uh...
Sasha: It's kind of a compliment
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Ymir: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
Armin: IT. I threw the remote at my tv when the clown showed up. Never again.
Historia: Annabelle
Eren: Paranormal Activity
Annie: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the lyrics.
Mikasa: That time me and Eren got kidnapped.
Historia: That time you got WHAT
Ymir: That's not even a movie.
Mikasa: Still.
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*Eren sneaking back into his bedroom after a night of plotting war crimes*
Levi, flicking the light on: Mind telling me where you've been all night?
Eren: I was... Going over some plans with Commander Hange
Hange, turning around dramatically in Eren's chair: Wanna try that one again?
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*During the time they were waiting for Eren*
Hange, to the pitch black room: If chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would?
Levi: Hange, it's 4 AM. I don't have the patience for that kind of conversation.
Hange: What if you gave them titan serum, would they grow bigger?
Levi: Hange.
Hange: How do we know regular chickens don't already have a taste for our blood? Maybe they just play coy and innocent, until the day we're at their mercy, and then BAM!
Levi: They're vegetarian, Hange. They eat grain.
Hange: But are we sure of that?? I mean, we deduce an animal's diet by what they eat in the wild, correct? Chickens have so long been domesticated we forgot what they're truly after. Plus, look at those sharp beaks and scary teeth, that can tear meat off surely.
Levi: You're mixing that up with geese. Chickens don't have teeth.
Hange: Really? When was the last time you looked at a chicken, Levi?
Levi: I-...
Hange:
Levi:
Levi: Okay, but have you ever heard the french idiom "when chickens will grow teeth"? That proves chickens presently don't have teeth!
Hange: Or maybe they do, and everything we've ever said will never come to pass is actually gonna happen because we live in the worst timeline. Think about it, when was the last time you had a moment where you were genuinely calm, at peace and sure everything would turn out well?
Levi: When I had my tea yesterday, it was very early in the morning and all the brats were away.
Hange: ...Or maybe they grew their teeth in secret and they're hiding it from us!
Levi: Chickens aren't even smart enough for that!
Hange: ...Again, do you speak with a lot of chickens?
Levi:
Hange: I'd much rather speak with chickens than most of my trainees, to be honest.
Levi: Ha, true.
Hange:
Levi:
Hange: But do you think if chicken were big enough to eat us-
Levi: Hange, shut up.
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Porco: You know, I used to be really against organ transplants.
Porco: And then I had a change of heart
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Gabi: Ok, I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Pieck: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Porco: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Falco: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Reiner: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Reiner: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
Eren: You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid
Reiner: So what if I do?
Eren: *blushes*
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Reiner: I love Star Wars
Sasha: Hello there
Reiner: Ahah hey what's up
Sasha:
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Historia: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Eren: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Ymir: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Levi, on his walkie talkie: This is Captain Levi, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
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Zeke: You ruined my life!
Grisha: How could I have done that?! I wasn't even there!
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*After the Paradisians retook Shiganshina*
Zeke, still growing his limbs back: All in all, a 100% successful trip
Reiner: But we lost Bertholt.
Zeke: All in all, a 100% successful trip!
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*Isabel Magnolia left the Survey Corps and is trying to make a living selling goods on the street*
Levi: What are you selling?
Isabel: Hats…what are you doing?
Levi: You are now selling quality piles of ashes!
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Gabi: I'd like everybody to take a moment and think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wished they were treated.
Commander Magath: What the HELL did you do?
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Armin: Annie, I need to talk to you about something important.
Annie: That building was already on fire when I got there.
Armin: What?
Annie: What?
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Connie, to Hange: Of course you shouldn't try to ride a Titan like a bull! Respectfully, Commander, any idiot would know that!
Sasha: I knew that!
Connie: See?!
Sasha:
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Eren: *going off on his own and doing some wild thing*
Hange: What the hell are you doing?
Eren: I'm Eren-ing (ironing) this plan's kinks out!
Hange: What?! No, no, uh-uh! You're not turning yourself into a verb, I won't allow it!
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Zofia: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Gabi: Oh, I’m always running
Gabi: The question is from what
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Commander Magath: GABI! I KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SWITCHED ALL THE CARTRIDGES OF MY COLORED PENS!
Gabi: Welp! Gotta go!
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Reiner: Did they hurt you?
Bertholt : No, no, I'm fine. Did YOU get hurt?
Reiner: Who cares?!
Bertholt : I do!
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Historia: I mean, accidents don't just happen... You know... Accidentally...
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Armin: thank you, ancestors, for passing down detailed and cautious instructions on how not to get seduced and stolen away by mischievous female spirits, which I have lovingly transformed into How To Find Me a Wife Real Quick manual
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Falco: Porco is hard to figure out. Who knows what he's really thinking.
Zeke: Hey, Porco, whachya thinking about?
Porco: Frogs.
Zeke: He's thinking about frogs.
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Historia, giggling: Hey Armin, why can't a koala be a bear?
Armin, reading a book: Because they're marsupials
Sasha, also giggling: bECaUse THey'Re mArsUPiaLS
Historia: NO! It's because they don't have the right koalifications!
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Pieck: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Zeke: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Pieck: Th-that's not how that works-
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Reiner: Oh yeah? Well at least I know how to read.
Porco: What?
Reiner: You made fun of me for reading comic books. Well, at least I know how to read.
Porco: What are you talking about?
Reiner: We were by the swing sets on the North side of the training camp.
Porco: You mean when we were ten?! That was a whole decade ago!
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Eren: Mikasa Ackerman, I need you.
Mikasa: For?
Eren: Ever
Mikasa, voice cracking: Oh.
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Pieck: I just need to hear those three words from you.
Zeke: I love you.
Pieck: Try again.
Zeke, grumbling: I will behave.
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Falco: Man, sure is dark in here
Gabi:
Falco: I'm not scared or anything
Gabi:
Falco: I mean who is scared of the dark these days? Not me no sir
Gabi: Do you want me to hold your hand?
Falco: Yes please.
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Levi: I fear no man. But that thing...
*Connie trying to slurp spilled vodka off the carpet while Sasha is desperately trying to hold him back*
Levi: It scares me.
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Commander Magath: And, I'm gonna have to shut down this whole operation
Gabi: But why?!
Commander Magath: Because, Gabi, I can't have you sell your baby teeth as a "magic titan remedy" behind the government's back!
Gabi: *grumbles*
Falco: But they're not even hers!
Commander Magath: They're not- WHAT?!
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Zeke: I'm giving head to Porco for his birthday, t'was a pain to track down his first grade teacher!
Reiner:
Pieck: ʷʰᵃᵗ
Reiner: Zeke, what do you think "giving head" means?
Zeke: Giving your friends the head of their worst enemy on a silver platter, of course, why, what does it mean?
Pieck: Well, uh...
*Later*
Zeke: Frankly I'm disappointed
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#zeke yaeger#gabi braun#aot#attack on titan#aot incorrect quotes#snk#shingeki no kyogin#klm-zoflorr#top tag#incorrect quotes
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Neil Young & Crazy Horse - Control The Violent Side
Do we talk about Landing On Water enough?! Trans has been thoroughly rehabilitated at this point, but Neil Young's further dabbling in synth-iness later on in the 1980s still feels like an unloved outlier in the man's vast catalog.
Here's an entirely imagined mid-80s conversation between Neil and an A&R dude at Geffen Records, taking place in some glassed-in skyscraper high above the Sunset Strip.
A&R Dude: Haha, Neil, you got us — we asked you to record a "rock 'n' roll" album and you gave us Everybody's Rockin'. Good one.
Neil: Heh heh.
A&R Dude: But now that you've got that out of your system (and Old Ways), how about a rock album ... you know, like ... 80s rock?
Neil: ... 80s rock, huh? You mean, like ... Prince?
A&R Dude: Uhhh.
And scene! Landing On Water, released in 1986, is even more hermetically sealed within the era's production techniques than Trans — big drums, synthetic textures, overdubs everywhere. Neil called the album "the beginning — or the end depending on how you look at it. I just wanted to try somethin' else, break out ... I felt like I was dying. Felt like if I didn't do something, I was gonna lose it. Something had to wake me up." And yeah, the songs here are characterized by a certain uptight and nervy vibe that's unique in Neil's career. It's a weird record, but kind of great? Listening to it this week, my hot take is that it's actually better than Trans. Make of that what you will!
Anyway, when it came time for Neil to hit the road again in '86, he didn't "try somethin' else." He took Crazy Horse with him — their first US tour since the Rust Never Sleeps period way back in the late 70s. They didn't exactly go heavy on the Landing On Water material though, mostly preferring to stick with the hits. But they did play a few of the tunes, so I've put together a kinda "What If?" collection — Landing On Water as played by Crazy Horse! Some songs here are actually from the 1990s, though ... why did Neil suddenly revive "Hard Luck Stories" (very briefly) in 1997? Who can say? But I'm glad he did.
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Ayyy honeymoon :D!!
Ooh vlog style :o
Ope o.o
Uhhh xd nah something sus is going on lol
Um o.o
Nope y'all nahh xd
UH OH UM
Nah creepy masks a i n ' t i t .
Aww ay hey guys :D love them :)
Ooh backup 👀👀
We love getting to see some of the others as well :DD
Uh oh guys this is not good o.o
YOO they're actually gonna come yess :DD
OHH GOSH
Y'all cannot just have one normal thing can you xD
Poor babies 😭 they goin through it as always xd
At least it wasn't some terrible big scheme on their wedding itself lol
Just random stuff and a small bad thing xD
OPE GUYS O.O
Okay, that's the last of my promo thoughts, now it's time for the. . .
REVIEW
Not quite as fancy as my 911 or tgd ones lol, more like the normal ones, just with the end of a liveblog as well :).
I made a post about this before coming back to this one, but happy 100th episode all!! Lowkey forgot this was the 100th anniversary lol. But it makes so much sense and it was a GREAT 100th episode :D.
I love that everyone had their little moment (at least): James with the music, Wesley with Oscar, Luna with her college classes, etc :). And just Randy, Chastity, Oscar, and Henry BEING there lol. Though to clarify Oscar was not at the wedding xD. But seriously, I really loved all the cameos and little character moments this episode :)).
Also CHENFORD AAAHHHH!!! Their MOMENTS this episode y'all I was losing it xD. I do kinda wish it hadn't been that Tim isn't supporting her despite thinking he is, though? Because the vibes last episode were just really on Tim's side, I guess, and now they're just tossing him into "bad guy" a bit. But, I think it'll work out in the end. I'm also glad Chastity brought up that Lucy could also be scared! I think that's a real possibility :). Anyway, they were ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE and whether it was the first time in universe or not, WHOOO FIRST I LOVE YOU!! And it was so cute :'D. Also the dance 😭😭😭❤️ stop I'm not okay :').
BAILEY AND JOHN ARE MARRIED!!! WHOOOOOO :'DDDD!!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🎊🎉🥂🎂🥂🥰❤️❤️🥰. I'm so happy for them :'DD
They might not be my favorite couple on the show but I still love them and this has been a long time coming. I'm also glad that despite all the issues they still had the wedding and everything was okay and beautiful 🥰🥰. Thank goodness they actually had it and we saw it lol (looking at you Wopez - still mad at the writers for that). Also I'm SO EXCITED for the next episode with their honeymoon :D.
I felt so bad for Celina and Aaron this episode 😭. Aaron because poor boy is going through it and misreading signals/situations xd, and Celina because she's trying to be there for him and do what's best and she as also, you know, kidnapped and beat up xD. But, I think they'll make it through it :).
Really though Aaron you need to talk to your therapist 😭. It's dangerous going out when you know you're not healing :(. Hope he learns it soon D':.
I loved all the togetherness moments this episode!! The bachelor and bachelorette parties (y'all I can't articulate it beyond loving individual characters and them all hanging out but oUAGH chomping on it)/last minute preparations xD were SO GOOD!! And the wedding, especially the dancing :'D. AUOGH, I love them <333. And of course the final mission at the end - they slay together :DD. Also, I'm glad Celina's okay :')).
Don't even get me started on the Wopez/Wesley angst. Y'all I'm about to have so many thoughts about them moving forward (even more than usual/always xD). Like! AUGH! OSCAR!! SITTING ACROSS FROM HIM!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE WAITED FOR THIS
Where's the panic attack Rookie <33
Where's the panic attack writers 🥰🥰 where is it :))
I'm kidding xD kind of lol. But seriously, the angst thoughts are turning (the wheels are turning) :DD. And don't forget about Angela either lol
Anyway! Everybody slayed this episode and I REALLY enjoyed it :D. I'm SOO excited for the next one :)). Also, again (mentioned it in the liveblog or just before), I don't know that I've ever gotten to watch it live before, so this was the perfect episode to get to do it :D.
Loved the episode!!!
Happy 100th Episode guys 🥂🥰🥰. I love this show and you all so much :DD.
See you next time!!
#the rookie#oasis's the rookie chatter#oasis's rookie chatter#the rookie 100th episode#the rookie 6x02#loved it :DD#honestly such a good episode#and loved the hunor throughout all the drama :DD#honestly despite everything it was mostly humor and I really loved that :))#it was needed lol#not like in a yikes 😬 way but just to get right tone across I think :))#especially because bailey and nolan's storylines are usually (at least) a bit silly anyway so it really fits them :)) :D#anyway I love them so much and I'm so happy for them :)) they totally deserve this 🥰🥰🥰#see y'all later for episode 3 :D!#happy 100th episode 🥳🥳🥂🎂#I love you all :DDD ❤️❤️❤️❤️!!!#byeeee :))) 🥰🥰🥰 <333!!!!
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I wanna hear about Stranger Things beef from a safe distance, so lemme get uhhh 6, 10, and 17
6. which ship fans are the most annoying?
Oof unfortunately every ship has some annoying fans, even ones I like (there are definitely some shitty steddie ppl who give everybody else a bad name). Not a fan of the hellcheer people who act like their ship is more valid bc it's 'canon' (first off that doesn't matter, second off it literally isn't and I will elaborate if needed). Not a fan of the harringrove people either, at least where they overlap with the Billy defenders/woobifiers. I can at least respect ppl who ship it but also acknowledge how awful Billy is, but then that dynamic is way too toxic to interest me. But I actually think the worst might be the Byler people, and I say that as someone who likes Byler (though I think Will mega deserves better). They just are the most argumentative gang in the fandom, and a lot of them are SO DEAD CONVINCED that Byler is going to be endgame, like the theories and justifications are absolutely wild and I mostly just feel bad for them because as much as I'd be down, it is absolutely not going to happen. Like. It's just not, I'm sorry. Idk I feel like this is a result of that same thing the hellcheer folks fall into, where your ship is only valid if it's canon and therefore you have to prove that it is or will be or try to pressure the creators into making it canon. It's okay if it's not, you can ship it anyways, but don't get your hopes up that high. It will not end well.
10. worst part of fanon
Big ol' hot take? The fucking black bandanna and all the wildly inaccurate fan portrayals of Eddie that it has created. I'm sorry, the ONLY reason sadist dom top Eddie is as much of a thing as it is is because of a costuming choice that realistically was absolutely not intentional. He's just a heavy metal fan with a bandanna for his hair. Nobody is flagging in their small town conservative high school, and there's no evidence he has it all the time- we literally only see him in one day's worth of clothing because he's on the run and literally can't change. XD I feel like smooth mean dom top Eddie is like a fandom telephone thing where I've seen portrayals that pulled elements from other fics, which had in turn been inspired by other fics, and the end result was portrayals that just bore no resemblance to the sweet, dorky, dramatic, vaguely pathetic wet cat man in the actual show XD The entire point of him is that he looks what people at that time consider scary but is actually a big fucking softie and wouldn't hurt a fly (yes I know that you can be a soft kind person irl and a mean dom in a scene but I legit just don't see that in him.) And I honestly think the overall most popular dynamic of this ship would be really different if it was based on actual canon characterization rather than a piece of fabric.
Also woobified Billy but I said that already XD
17. there should be more of this type of fic/art
Bottom/switch Eddie 🤣
#ask meme#choose violence meme#i am not tagging this the bylers will be upset#im so sorry kids the truth hurts#this show is written by straight men
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Chapter 10: amusement park
Aristotle x Zachary x Charlie x Jackson
Jackson:* packing a backpack for the park* mom I’m telling you I will be fine
Lanky: I know you will be dear, but you know how I am, when you’re out for a long period of time special since you will be gone until like 10pm 
Jackson: I know and I promised I will make sure to call you when I am coming home
Lanky: ok do you know what to do if you are in danger, right? 
Jackson: yes scram and run away
Lanky: and don’t take any drugs from someone who offers you them
Jackson: I know I have to go now mom 
Lanky: ok dear stay safe
Jackson: I will
Jackson use it pocket dimension to the amusement park to meet its friends
Aristotle: hey, you’re the one that said you will try the roller coaster
Charlie: I change my mind bird brain 
Aristotle: says the robot!!
Jackson: hay guys! 
Zachary: ok let’s get this party started!
Jackson: so what should we do?
Aristotle: well I want to go on a roller coaster but Charlie said he changed his mind about that
Jackson: what’s wrong with that?
Aristotle: he wants to destroy humanity, but yet he scared of a roller coaster
Charlie: hay shut it!
Aristotle: sorry Charlie 
Zachary: should we go on the bumper cars first?
Jackson: hell yea!!
Aristotle: dose everyone have their tickets?
Zachary: yes we do
Charlie: let’s go do the bumper cars!!
Aristotle: ok!
Everybody gets on the bumper cars
Charlie: im going to get you Aristotle!!
Aristotle: no you’re not!!
Jackson:* runs into Charlie* not if I get you first!!
Zachary: are you guys having fun?
Jackson: yes we are but it will be more fun if you were doing it with us!!
Zachary: hay I already told you that I have a stomach ache and I don’t want to throw up all over you guys
Aristotle: hey you are the one that ate a chili dog and drink an entire little bottle of Sprite
Zachary: trust me if I feel better later, I’ll go on the bumper cars if you guys again
Jackson: yay!! 
Aristotle, Charlie and Jackson get off the bumper cars 
Charlie: what should we do next?
Jackson:* Points to the swingset* let’s go on that!!
Zachary: hell yea!
Aristotle: are you sure you will be ok?
Zachary: yes I’m sure I know it won’t go really fast
Aristotle: ok
Everyone gets onto a swing and wait for the ride to start
Jackson: uhhh is there anyway to stop the ride if one of us wants to get off?
Zachary: just put your hands up and they will stop it 
Jackson: ok
Charlie: we should get some food after this
Aristotle: yea we should I’m getting hungry
The ride starts
Jackson pov
Maybe I should confess to them some time next week and hopefully they won’t try to hurt me if I confess and hopefully they feel the same way about me the way I feel for them
Charlie:* laughing* this is fun
Aristotle: this is!!
The ride ends and they all get off
Zachary: so what should we get to eat?
Jackson: I kinda want pretzels 
Aristotle: I thought you were a cannibal Jackson?
Jackson: I am but I can eat human food
Aristotle: ok i was wondering because I don’t think anybody here has seen you eat normal normal people food
Jackson: true
Zachary: so we’re getting pretzels? 
Charlie: yes
They went to a pretzel stand
Charlie:are we going to share a pretzel?
Aristotle: well I only have money for one of the big pretzels
Zachary: that’s fine I don’t mind sharing
Aristotle: ok you guys go find a seat and I will be there in a minute
Zachary, Charlie and Jackson find a table and sit down
Zachary pov
Jackson has been acting normal today so maybe it was confused about its feelings and Jackson probably figured out how to control its feelings like a human can
Aristotle:* walking over to the table* I got us some lemonade too 
Charlie: ok thanks
Jackson: so what should we go on next?
Zachary: I want to go on the ferris wheel
Aristotle: we should probably save that for last since we only got like three more hours here
Jackson: I want to go on the log flume ride
Aristotle: that dose seem fun but what would Charlie do? He can’t go on it
Charlie: I will see if there are any rides next to it
Aristotle: What do you think Zachary?
Zachary: I will go with Charlie I’m scared of that water log ride
Jackson: ok I guess just me and Aristotle will go on
Aristotle: ok we will go find out once we’re done eating
A few hours later they all get in line for the Ferris wheel
Charlie: maybe we can see the entire city from here
Aristotle: maybe not the “ entire city” but we will probably see the whole park 
Charlie: but still we’re gonna have a cool view especially since it’s really dark out
Zachary: hopefully we can all fit in one cart
Jackson: there’s only four of us, so we all could probably fit
They all get on the ferris wheel
Jackson: I had a lot of fun with you guys
Charlie: we did two thanks for inviting us 
Zachary; yeah we should do stuff like this more often!!
Aristotle: maybe we should go to the movies as a group together next time we want to hang out
Jackson: definitely
End of chapter



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sambea headcanons
NOTE: this all takes place in my own little universe of ftws where sam comes to alfea for his final year and beatrix comes back to life mid s3 so second/third year for the girls + riven and sky. cool cool.
tagging @peek-a-bloom @loveisthemoment @septemberrie bc we were yelling abt this together in the winxsource discord server
when beatrix first comes back to life, everyone is understandably like what the fuck, so she finds herself alone. like most of the time. (the winx girls minus stella basically all have pretty complicated feelings about her bc of her flip flopping between being good and bad and all of that)
similarly, people kind of know what sam was planning to do to rosalind and while everyone agrees she deserved to die, they uhhhh don’t exactly trust him
as a result, both of them are kind of left on their own for the first time without anyone in their corner. they find themselves both struggling to figure out who they are now - beatrix without andreas and without the status quo she had achieved thru her power over everybody else, and sam with the newfound anger he feels about the situation alfea has been put in
by pure chance, they end up having to work on a project together for some random class and initially they barely speak. but over the two weeks, they work together, they realize they actually have quite a bit in common.
they both feel a lot of anger/distrust towards the adults in their lives due to emotional manipulation and lies that they grew up with. as well as that, beatrix is genuinely (or well as genuinely as beatrix can be) trying to be good and make better decisions and who else but maybe sam could do that for her?
long story short, they kind of become friends by accident? sam decides that he’s going to be nice to beatrix bc it won’t hurt anyone (and he also gets what she’s going through) and beatrix is like ???? bc, she’s not used to people being nice to her without some sort of ulterior motive.
again, beatrix has a lot of trauma that she’s beginning to unpack w the help of stella from her father and all of that. so sam being all nice to her? confusing as fuck. she’s like you don’t gain anything from being nice to me why are u doing this and sam’s like why would i need to gain something in order to be nice to u?
this goes on for like a month. beatrix being kind of freaked out about it but also a little bit flattered and sam just wanting to make a friend
sam also fully knows everything beatrix has done, but he is like everybody deserves a second chance. especially when you’re manipulated into believing your actions are right. he also thinks she’s hot lol
beatrix is like hm. i’m gonna play along and basically kinda starts flirting with him mostly bc she thinks it’s fun but she also really likes the attention
she also sees how sam is kind of a loose cannon and she’s like i can use that.
sam on the other hand is like a pretty girl is flirting with me and she gets my vague murderous tendencies??? BET
he’s also dealing with some uhhh inferiority complex issues bc of his breakup w musa and beatrix definitely preys on that
i just really like the idea of beatrix seeing sam and seeing how he’s immensely angry about basically everything all the time and how he’s so smart but no one acknowledges it and she’s like i see this and i will figure out some way to use it
but also!!! sam teaches beatrix that it’s okay to be mad at andreas and rosalind and sebastian for taking advantage of her and that she’s not a bad person for making the choices she made
and just the two of them casually being evil together but also healing from the shit they both went through??? YEAH
anyways just sambea shit
#sambea#sam harvey#beatrix daniels#beatrix fate#*mine#fate the winx saga#fate: the winx saga#ftws#jo tag
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prev anon here, apparently the numbering system views differently on your blog theme. anyway salt asks 13 19 and 22
13) Unpopular opinion about XXX character?
bobby fulbright is my best friend forever i love him so much if you disagree im sorry for your taste. see i know the default reaction is to hate him for betraying us or whatever but like i cant even be mad at him because im just eternally angry at the writers. because the plot twist SUCKS and makes NO SENSE and has NOT A BIT OF BUILDUP and its not like. sigh. whatever. we’ve talked about this
19) What is the one thing you hate most about your fandom?
well this ones easy. the entire fanon perception of the von karma-edgeworth family soap opera is like quite possibly my biggest pet peeve simply because its so horrendously prevalent. because naturally we need edgeworth 1) to be the most abused child ever in the history of existence so that phoenix can be his glorified babysitter as such is the nature of this particular brand of shlock “angst” or perhaps even you might call it “whump” and 2) to have absolutely no blame in any of the things he did as a prosecutor up until turnabout goodbyes because, well, yeah maybe he sent a whole bunch of people to prison or even to their deaths unjustly by obscuring important testimony and leading witnesses and so on and so forth, but, like, that was totally all manfred’s fault! yes miles edgeworth is a grown adult who has been making his own decisions for a good while now, but, like, if you think about it hes not actually responsible for anything he did. because manfred! and like, after turnabout goodbyes, edgeworth just totttalllyyy hates manfred and has no complicated feelings on this at all and he- huh? what about franziska? oh right i forgot about her. um well she also probably hates manfred with 0 complicating feelings i guess. i didnt really think about it but since shes basically just a glorified extension of edgeworth except a GirlBoss they probably have the same opinions. what? did i look at edgeworth’s office and see the suit manfred gave him plastered up on the wall? uhhh no. wonder why thats there. did i play investigations? ummmmmm uhhhh well there was that one line from manfred where he called miles worthless so like clearly this is evidence he personally physically beats his kids on the regular! no im not going to look at any of the rest of his behavior throughout the case and think about how this might reflect on his relationship with miles- oh right and franziska too. i forgot about her again. LOLZ ! did i play investigations 2 with my eyes open? nope 👍
ok sorry for the extended sequence of passive aggressive sarcastic strawmanning. but anyways by taking out all of the (CANONICALLY PRESENT!!!!) nuance to this situation you make everybody involved infinitely less interesting and altogether have a 1) blatantly uncanon and 2) incredibly bland story. naturally this is exactly what kind of thing the fanon enjoyers like but im still going to be a hater about it. alright whats next Ummmm
22) Popular character you hate?
hates a strong word i think. the only character i really hate is shelly because hes embarrassing and sahwit because out of EVERYBODY we couldve seen again in investigations 2. we got SAWHIT. AND WE COULDVE GOTTEN LANA ?????? WHOS ACTUALLY THEMATICALLY RELEVANT TO HALF THE STUFF GOING ON HERE????? WE COULDVE DONE SOMETHING WITH THAT ??????? OR GOD FORBID HAVE A BACKGROUND CAMEO OF SOME OF OUR PAST CONVICTS A LA EXACTLY WHAT THEY DID WITH THE DELITES????????? BUT NO ! NO ! WE GOT FRANK SAWHIT!!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS MAN !!!!!!!!!!!!! ok anyways ummmmmmmm i dunno im very fond of the whole aa cast! except for them
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👻 and 🤩 if you don't mind!
I do not! Sorry for the delay my brain has been kinda foggy lately
👻 What is your wildest headcanon?
Ahaha, I don't really have any that are wild. 😅 Mine are all small things like "Leo sometimes gets words wrong because he doesn't know them and sometimes gets them wrong because it annoys Donnie" or the concept of them all trying to give themselves first aid lessons when they were ten to... very limited success. All tiny things that don't really change much because I generally work with what a show gives me. Though I do tend to bow to popular fanon when I like it, I wouldn't call them wild either because everybody uses those. Etc etc.
🤩 What led to your interest in the fandom?
UHHH well. I was walking past the living room while my uncle was watching 4pm cartoons after school (he was 14, my age) and caught the tail end of one of the classic TMNT eps-- it was literally just a clip of April O'Neil for Channel 6 news walking through a destroyed wall and then doing a news report and it cut to the teetles arguing over who she was (thanking? winking at? Idk). She interrupted her own broadcast while they were arguing and said "Cool it, guys! If you must know, I was winking at Splinter!" So that was ...IDK season 2? They were still getting mystical crystals? Anyway, I love cartoons, I love redheads, and I especially love weird cartoons b/c I grew up on a bunch of dubbed anime, so I sat down to watch it properly the next day and was hooked. April was my actual first fave because I always latch onto redheads. (Represent, I guess?) Over time it switched to Leo. Largely because, hilariously, I decided poor lame 87!Leo needed someone to like him. (He grew on me more unironically later on.)
That's probably as far as it would have gone, except I really liked them and so was recording episodes etc, and then while I was at work one day at K-Mart I saw TMNT comics! Which were... actually the colourised volume 1 of Mirage TMNT in four graphic novels, being sold in the kids reading section (oh dear, K-Mart, you didn't look at those too closely, did you?) and so I bought them expecting MORE ADVENTURES OF -- wait, who the hell are these guys. Why are they all wearing red, holy shit is that blood wow they just gutted Shredder in the first issue ... :D :D :D (Oh look, they threw Leo through a window. bb's first blorbo covered in blood, there we go--)
Anyway, yeah at that point I was hooked. And checked the newsagency and found the Archie TMNT comic series, and then from there trekked into the city one day while I should have been at school to visit bb's first comics shop-- TMNT is actually how I got into comic reading, AMV making, and fanfiction by the by-- and, uh, solididfied hurt/comfort as my jam-- and I just kept going down that rabbit hole.
So. Shout out to K-Mart for deciding to sell bloody, gory TMNT comics in the kid's section I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Hi ughhhhhhhuhhhhhhhhh so I just need you to know that The Dark Descent of Jay Walker fundamentally changed me as a person. Also I’ve been recommending that fic to everybody I’ve ever met basically since I read it. Please know that if you never ever update it I’ll survive but if you DO decide to finish those last 2 chapters. I will owe you my life ok. Im not even kidding anymore, that fic legitimately did Something to my brain juices in an non-undoable and unfathomable way. I love your writing. Have a kickass day and I’m so sorry
HI ANON. UM
me rn^ THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND WORDS WUAAUUUUUU THIS REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME !!!!!!
About tddojw. ERM. I do have plans to finish it! Its in my brain that's for sure! Floatin around in there! It really means so much that you care about it this much and ID REALLY LIKE TO FINISH IT !!!
what happened was around the time i posted the last chapter i had something happen in my personal life not long after, and I was graduating highschool and i hit a REALLY rough depressive patch and it kinda sapped any motivation I had for it (or anything tbh!) 😭 ive gotten better but im working fulltime and havent uhhh. Really touched or thought about ninjago since then
Theres also the problem of like. I had a really clear idea of how I wanted it to end and around last summer i realized it wouldnt make any sense so I had to try and make something up??? And EVEN THAT ENDING HAS CHANGED bcos im not like. An angsty 16 year old anymore and theres something in me that wants to COMPLETELY overhaul the whole thing and rewrite it WHICH I PROBABLY WONT DO. BUT I MIGHT. NO I WONT. MAYBE
I was gonna say something else but I forgor. Anyway. IT MEANS SO MUCH TO ME THAT U TOOK THE TIME TO SEND THIS!!!! i would really like to finish it and hopefully i will!!!!! I can't promise anything bcos ADHD& procrastination is a bitch BUT THANK YOU! I HOPE U ALSO HAVE A KICKASS DAY !!!!!
#I REALLY REALLY LIKE THE FIGHTSCENES IN IT STILL but theres so much that is just. Ehhhh I'm not happy with anymore.#I WONT FUCKING OVERHAUL THE WHOLE THING THATD BE TERRIBLE but i might go back and fix some stuff#i havent written& finished ANYTHING since I posted that last chapter. Gah#TDDOJW#Leo yells#Asks
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why is dysphoric by cavetown such a nico song. i don't even headcanon him as trans. warning i'm gonna talk about nico's crush on percy, the cupid scene, the jar, etc. anyways uhhh
don't let me see what i am
cuz i can't stand it, no i can't
internalised homophobia. yk how in the cupid scene it wasn't that he had to tell anyone else, it was that he had to admit it to himself and that jason finding out was just a product of him being there while it all went down? that shows what i mean, he didn't want to face the truth
i'm coming back 'round again
it's been over a year, i thought this was the end
generic thought is that he's coming back to chb, cooler thought is that he's coming right back to help percy in moa/hoh cuz he just can't say no to him. he thought he was over it, he thought he could just avoid his feelings for percy forever. big shocker: no he can't. also it's been a while since he's done all that Trying Desperately To Get Percy To Like Him nonsense lmao
but now i don't remember comfort
he was only really Comfortable back when he was chilling with his mom and sister and yk, he doesn't remember that. that was back in the 30s/40s and he's since taken a nice swim in the river lethe.
because what i am is what i'm not
can i get an identity crisis in chat. not sure what this line might mean in the context of Nicocore but i'm thinking like. he popped out the lethe and was told that he's nico di angelo but like Is He? idk am i making sense
i don't belong here, it's just hopeless
remember that one conversation he had with percy where he was like "yeah i'm leaving" and percy was like "wtf no don't" and nico was like "i don't belong here" and percy was like "you don't belong here" and went on his merry way while nico blasted ass back to wherever? yeah. also he clearly thought him belonging at the camps and staying there was hopeless up until boo cuz will was like "idk people here think you're cool *COUGH COUGH* totally not projecting or anything" and nico totally bought it and decided that sure he'll listen to jason and stay at chb
find me a way out if you love me at all
this could have lots of meanings. too many. 1 get him out of the jar? idk. 2 get him out of his sexuality crisis (sorry for making it gay again i can't help it). more that i can't think of or talk about without needing to add more warnings. i like the idea that he desperately wants to not deal with the fact that he likes guys and that's what it'd mean but go nuts yk
don't let me hear what they say
cuz i can't stand it every day
people are always talking /neg about him. the jar conversation involved leo and jason calling him sus for several minutes and Nobody standing up for him except hazel. in hoh everybody thought he was weird and creepy except for hazel (and later jason). in boo people still find him creepy and yet will has the Nerve to be like "but people like you here, you just distanced yourself" which yeah he did but he did that BECAUSE people didn't like him and also it's immediately disproven in tho because when nico shadow travels away to go do something austin literally shudders and is like "god it's so fucking creepy when he does that." people talk shit. (bonus cooler (gayer) but less plausible thought is that it'd be about the homophobic rhetoric he heard back in the 40s, less plausible because of the amnesia nonsense)
i'm thinking that i should leave now
but i don't think i'm coming back this time
nico leaving spots isn't new. he left chb multiple times. he leaves chb and cj on the reg. but he always comes back. those are temporary leaves. but in hoh and most of boo he's planning on leaving for good, he isn't planning on returning. granted, he ends up staying anyways, but that wasn't the plan
this phantom skin is weird to live in
the "phantom skin" could be like when he shadow travelled too much in boo and sorta became translucent, started fading, etc. he was sorta phantom-like for a bit and it was probably weird. self explanatory
anyways that's like. it. have fun
#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson#pjo#the heroes of olympus#heroes of olympus#hoo#the trials of apollo#trials of apollo#toa#cavetown#nico di angelo#this isn't a#solangelo#nor a#percico#post but i'm adding those anyway. because fuck you.#sorry about all the tags rip#allfatherly guidance
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