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#aot incorrect quotes
leviismybby · 3 days
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(y/n): "Sir, I have the paperwork you requested from Captain Levi."
Erwin: "Indeed I did, three hours ago (y/n)."
(y/n) getting flashbacks of Levi bending her over the desk and blowing her back out
(y/n): ".....I was preoccupied."
Erwin: "Care to elaborate?"
(y/n): "I would rather have a titan eat me."
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lazyexcuse · 6 months
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Priest: “Ok repeat after me”
Y/n, nodding with a smile: “After me.”
Priest leaning over to Levi, whispering: “Are you sure you want this one?”
Levi frowns: “Say your damn lines.”
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this-is-krikkit · 10 months
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kidnapper: so i have your kid
levi, quietly readying his weapons: which one? i have like seven
kidnapper: the loud, annoying one who won't shut up
levi, sighing: again, which one? that description fits... wait, do you have my kid or do you have my wife??
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aotincorrectquotes · 4 months
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*arguing*
Hanji: *takes off glasses* I don't want to see you right now
Levi: ??
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kasinonightlife · 6 months
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Armin: Team A will consist of myself, Reiner, Annie, and Pieck.
Armin: Team B will consist of Mikasa.
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stardust948 · 6 months
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Jean: What’s this?
Levi: An invitation to my wedding.
Jean: Aren’t you already married to Hanji-san?
Mikasa: Are you two renewing your vows or something?
Levi: We were never married!
Connie: Seriously? Like at all?
Levi: Who in here thought Hanji and I were a married couple this whole time?
Everyone: *raises their hands*
Levi:
Levi, without turning around: Hanji put your hand down.
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happybird16 · 10 months
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I love the idea that Miche and Levi's relationship was always a tad antagonistic after their rough meeting.
For example:
Miche, looming over Levi and eyeing the top of his head with a cruel smirk: "Being Humanity's Strongest must be stressful, you're getting a bald spot."
Levi, scowling in response: "Your age must be getting to you. You're clearly seeing shit. What's it like being in your forties? Ya' wearing diapers yet?"
And later Levi spends an hour struggling to tilt a handheld mirror to see the top of his head.
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dejecteddesires · 3 months
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Armin: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Eren: Just rip the bandage off.
Armin: It’s Jean.
Eren: Put the bandage back on.
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mousecracker · 1 year
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Attack on Titan + Text Post-1
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marosina · 1 month
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leviismybby · 1 month
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Levi: "What in the name of Ymir are you wearing?"
(y/n): "A sundress? It's sunny outside."
Levi: "......"
Levi: "Bedroom."
(y/n): "What? Why?"
Levi: "Bedroom. Now."
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lazyexcuse · 6 months
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Y/n, talking about Levi: “So.. what’s like— wrong with him?”
Hange, shrugging: “Everyone has a different theory..”
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this-is-krikkit · 3 months
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hange: if i died, how much would you miss me? levi: it's cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship
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aotincorrectquotes · 10 months
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Armin: You know, when I said 'bring me back something from the coast' I meant like a seashell or something.
Eren, struggling to hold onto a seagull: Well how was I suppose to know??
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my-alter-egos · 27 days
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have some random tags and textposts that reminded me of aot
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roseofdarknessblog · 11 months
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Pieck, Porco and the Warrior candidates: enjoying the Liberio festival
Reiner: 
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