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#twp incorrect quotes
ofstarsandmoonlightt · 4 months
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Dru: I heard Ash’s in jail?!
Kit: Yeah, for something he didn’t do.
Dru: What didn’t he do?
Kit: Run fast enough.
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lesbocrocker · 1 year
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Ash: What are you doing.
Thais: Gotta keep the tan up, huh, Ash?
Anush: See, you wouldn’t know this, Ash.
Jaime: You’re HAUNTING this house with your whiteness, Ash.
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arcs-01 · 10 days
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Kit in end of TDA *
Kit : isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and yet look so good?
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kaitcreates · 3 months
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Thais: I’m so happy I could kiss you!
Dru: Um… Neat.
*later*
Dru: I said “neat”, Kit. Who the hell says neat these days? It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it because I’m an idiot!
Kit: Don’t beat yourself up to much, Dru. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Ty confessed his love to me?
Dru: Didn’t you thank him?
Kit: I fucking THANKED him!
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mayaheronthorn · 1 year
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*on Clace's wedding*
Kit: *seeing Ty in a suit again* bloodymotherfuckingshitimgonnalieonthisgroundandlethimsteponmegodgloriousimnotyourstrongestsoldier
Jem: Was that some new kind of demon language??
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dayque · 3 months
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1indigoisles · 5 months
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Ty when he finds out why Kit left: Why would he think that I didn't care about him?
Clary Fairchild, Cordelia Carstairs, Tessa Gray and every single person to have ever been in a relationship with a Herondale: Because, sweet, unknowing child, as you will soon come to know in the faithful year of 2015, Herondales, especially the men, are all maddeningly, perpetually, unstoppably obtuse.
Clary: That means they're the biggest idiots of all time.
Tessa: I pity you.
Cordelia: Good luck, you're going to need it.
Ty: ...
Ty: *resigned* I think I know.
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tyblackthornfrog · 6 months
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dru: ash, this is my brother julian.
dru: julian, this is my ash- wait, no-
ash: hi, i'm her ash.
julian: ...
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immortal-enemies · 10 months
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Anush: Just watched my best friend literally flip a coin in an empty classroom, then pull up his phone to a number labeled "ABSOLUTELY NOT" and text them "hey" with a slutty amount of y's.
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Dru: I'd roast you, but my mom says you can't burn trash.
Dru: *slow-mo walks out of the room*
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jemsbitch · 1 year
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What if Kit cannot look directly at Tessa’s eyes because they are the exact same shade as Ty’s?
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samnherondale · 1 year
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*Kit, down on one knee and proposing to Ty*
Kit: You know, I thought this crush for you would go away a long time ago.
Ty: I know.
Kit: I try to get rid of it.
Ty: Okay…
Kit: No, you don’t understand, I really tried.
Ty: Okay…
Kit: I really, really tried. Hard. For a long time.
Ty: OKAY, I GET IT!
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arcs-01 · 10 days
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Ty : What's wrong with the way I dress ?
Kit : You know , some people might say that all the black kind of clothes makes you look like an evil villain.
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kaitcreates · 11 months
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Ty: If you loved me then why did you run away?
Kit: It’s a Carstairs family tradition to run away from the person you love. Tessa and Jem told me the stories of a girl named Cordelia who ran away to Paris, her brother who tried to run away to Tehran. Even Emma tried to runaway with the whole exile thing.
Kit: And as a newly adopted Carstairs what better way to show my family spirit then running away to England.
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mayaheronthorn · 1 year
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Emma: Ty and Kit refused to eat dinner with us
Julian: What? Why?
Emma: Dunno, they said they have some "important things" to do *wiggling her eyebrows*
Julian: *running up the stairs, banging on Ty's door* OPEN UP RIGHT THIS INSTANT! CHRISTOPHER HERONDALE I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!!!
Ty: *opening the door* What the hell are you doing?
Kit:*sitting on the floor, mouth full of cookies, doing puzzles* ....They are Star Wars limited edition, didn't know you were a fan
Emma: *running after Julian* I WAS KIDDING
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