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small-toast · 6 months

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Happy Fat Cock Friday to Nikolai Krol and the absolute MONSTER that he is hiding in those jeans

#it doesn't even fit in the frame im going to combust #(someone's gotta help him with that girl that has to be uncomfortable)#speaking from experience jeans that are tight down there are hell on earth #echo project #the smoke room #furry #the smoke room vn #tsr #toasty text

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toastybugguy · 1 year

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begging. BEGGING y’all to stop misusing the term intrusive thoughts. if you’re about to type “they really gave in to the intrusive thoughts!! XD” I PROMISE you that you mean impulsive.

#YOU DONT GIVE IN TO INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS #tried to not let it get to me but my GOD do people love to use that phrase #god dude. anyway.#toasty text

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insertvalidusername · 2 years

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people keep asking "what made you decide to play final fantasy now?" and how am i supposed to tell them my fictional boyfriend in a dating game introduced the game to me and im playing it because i like him without sounding crazy

#tumblr]#text post #blooming panic #full bloom #nakedtoaster #toasty #xyx #nightowl #quest #onionthief #final fantasy #crazy #games #gamer

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creamecream · 7 months

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Headcanon/Thought: Sinners use different names than their ones in life because it’s a very bad idea to give out your true name, especially to fae creatures and demons.

#just been stewing this for awhile friends can attest #mentioned it on discord a good bit ago #I do think that’s probably not the case but I thought of it and went ‘hmm…’#I’ve been thinking of hellhounds basically at booths around hell who explain it #and just heavily judge your name choice no matter what it is #jade does that just ‘are you sure?…nothing just I wouldn’t want to be named something like *that* when I have the choice.’#no matter what it is she’s very judging it sorry #yes john and will don’t care tho will gets some clearance because his living name is william #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #Creame brabbling #headcanon #texty texty toasty posty #text post

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destinationtoast · 8 months

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no worries/pressure if not, but any snippets from future chapters of cyrano you'd want to share?

Ooh, sure! I just sent off the latest chapter for beta feedback, and I'm excited about it and happy to share. :D

Here's how the forthcoming chapter 3 of Not Exactly Cyrano opens...

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Jamie, the text message reads. Good news - I’m in town today, and I want to see you! Meet me at Le Chat Cache at 7pm? My phone’s about to die, unfortunately, so I just hope you can make it!! Xoxo Mum

He’s been staring at the message all day, wondering about what could have possibly brought his mother all the way to London. (Roy doesn’t yell at him once for not paying attention during Beard’s post-match analysis, though; he seems distracted himself—presumably because he’s gotten Keeley’s letter.) All Jamie can come up with is that she wants to tell him in person that she and Simon are finally getting married. Which would be mint, but he’s shocked that Ms. “If I’m traveling for that long I’m bloody well going somewhere outside of England, love” would finally visit Richmond, even for that.

He’ll go meet her, of course. But it’s shit luck that it’s happening right at the same time that he was planning to eavesdrop on Roy and Keeley as they meet up. Jamie feels relief knowing that the meeting is going to happen, that he won’t lie awake any more nights dreading it and everything that will have to change afterward. But he wishes he could be there to hear his letter-writing plan come together, and to at least feel the pride in a play well executed.

Instead, he’ll have dinner with Mummy. Maybe that’s for the best; being with her always cheers him up.

(He briefly wonders whether he can convince her to go eavesdrop with him, but reluctantly dismisses the idea… the restaurant is too far from the cafe, and they’d probably miss all the good parts.)

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When he enters the restaurant and sees Roy and Keeley sitting at a table, he freezes, thinking he came to the wrong place after all. But no, this is Le Chat Caché.

“Where’s Mummy?” he asks, trying to figure out how his mother managed to summon both Roy and Keeley; he’s pretty sure she’s never had Roy’s number. He hasn’t told her about shagging Roy, because it’s just temporary.

“She’s not here,” Keeley says. “Come join us.” She pats the chair next to her, across from Roy. She looks unusually serious. (He looks usually serious.)

“Is she okay?” Maybe whatever is up with Mummy is scarier than he thought.

“Chrissakes,” Roy grits out. “We’re your mummy.”

#toasty fic #roy x jamie x keeley #royjamiekeeley #not exactly cyrano #asks #toasty replies #op #ted lasso #i hope if I leave off here readers will be able to guess what is happening #(it is explained a bit more after this)#but if it's not clear Roy and Keeley spoofed a text from Jamie's mum #as payback for him writing them letters under fake identities #I'm still tuning this to try to make it clear enough but not painfully obvious #feedback is welcome

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ace-of-pussy · 26 days

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Made my own lunch today. Want you all to remember that no victory is to small to celebrate <3 love you all

#text post #text #lunch #cheese toastie

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euesworld · 1 year

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"Fry me up some toasty kisses and dish them on my face, cause I just have to get a taste.."

Who wants french toast for breakfast?!? Not me!! I want french kisses - eUë

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small-toast · 6 months

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it's so over

#the smoke room #echo project #tsr #tsr vn #the smoke room vn #nikolai krol #william adler #furry #toasty text #attaching a million reaction images because you DONT UNDERSTAND HOW NOT NORMAL THIS MAKES ME

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toastybugguy · 2 years

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bro if I don’t get around to rewatching mighty med in the next week or two I think I will explode. I’m in dire need of some good old fashioned sillies

#slash j but also slash hj. exploding will become a real possibility #that show is good for decompressing and having a good chuckle #I’ll tell you hwhat #toasty text #mighty med

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beepbeepdespair · 7 months

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creamecream · 14 days

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Seeing art of my favorite unpopular minor character I haven’t seen before is like finding a secret treasure.

#I’m specifically talking about tom trench from hazbin hotel but can apply to whoever #I’m a rare character person I get randomly really attached to characters with basically nothing #hazbin hotel #tom trench #Creame brabbling #text post #texty texty toasty posty #minon from overlord voice: treasure!

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townofcrosshollow · 4 months

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file sugar daddy income on my taxes

file sugar daddy income on my taxes reddit

sugar daddy tax exempt income

gift tax vs income tax

tax exempt income canada

do visa gift cards count as taxable income

ask a tax lawyer canada reddit

#i'm sorry this would be funnier if I formatted it as an image but i'm too lazy #incoherent rambling #posts that toasty is going to text me about immediately

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struikbeheerder · 6 months

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Pro tip, never leave your cheese toasties out in the open :'Tc

#scug #rainworld #fanart #slugcat #funny #text #cheese toasty #crumbs #idk #sketch #doodle #art #drawing #artist

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euesworld · 1 year

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"Can you smell that? That's my hunger for you.. ok, ok, it's toast in the toaster and I'm just straight up hungry, but I am hungry for you too. I could go for a big bowl full of you any time.."

You look mighty delicious in the morning, not gonna lie - eUë

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small-toast · 5 months

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OSCAR FORTNITE HOLY FUUUCKKKKKKK

ALSO ART BY @/bigsquidman IN FORTNITE RAAAAAAA FURRIES WE FUCKIN WOOOOOOOONN

#im not ok #im literally so happy #i dont even play fortnite #like just the fact that cool furry artist i know made art for popular game make my head explode RAAAAHHHHH #fortnite #oscar fortnite #furry #toasty text

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toastybugguy · 2 years

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i think maybe we get a little too angry about mischaracterization these days

#writing #toasty text

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