#i dont even play fortnite

[small-toast]

OSCAR FORTNITE HOLY FUUUCKKKKKKK

ALSO ART BY @/bigsquidman IN FORTNITE RAAAAAAA FURRIES WE FUCKIN WOOOOOOOONN

#im not ok #im literally so happy #i dont even play fortnite #like just the fact that cool furry artist i know made art for popular game make my head explode RAAAAHHHHH #fortnite #oscar fortnite #furry #toasty text

[aether-link]

I brought the zutara fortnite bundle pack. I’m a whore.

#zutara #I DONT EVEN PLAY FORTNITE #IM TERRIFID OF PVP. #I NEED MY FRIENDS TO PLAY WITH

[realjoehours]

i have heard the words “peter griffin fortnite skin” too many times today

#I DONT EVEN PLAY FORTNITE #joe soup speaks

[losingcards]

she's everything to me

#52 card pickup #this is an unreleased fortnite skin btw #i dont even play fortnite

[hughjackmansbiceps]

I bought $40 worth of VBucks so I could get all of the DragonBall Z stuff on Fornite and that is so sexy of me.

#i dont even play fortnite #p

[ceoofcrimes]

in despair. how could they do this to us

#i dont even play fortnite or mgs and im hurt. its over. #solid snake #metal gear solid

[sneaslerace]

that shit look like the battle pass

#fortnite #meow skulls #i dont even play this game #i just know that this dumb gayass cat is me

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

tell me why fortnite seems to understand tmnt better than a lot of recent iterations (excluding rottmnt) im offended

#knox rambles #my brother showed me a little video and i was shooketh #they understood translating all the best things about the designs #splinter and the shredder actually looked dope #ive gotten more attached to recent versions of april so thats the only thing i have a complaint onh #like bruv i dont even play fortnite id rather watch a movie/cartoon about them than the most recent one #which no offense i did enjoy as a tmnt lover since childhood but there was a lot i wasnt really a fan of like splinter the fact they keep #trying to make april a love interest and some other stuff #INHALES #seriously splinters design is actually kinda banger why nobody doing it like that no more OUGH AND THEIR SHREDDER #okay ill stop now this is so random im so sorry for mentioning fortnite on your dashboard

[onlinegameaddicts]

happy valentines day. i think

#creepypasta #pokepasta #tarnished gold #silver tarnished gold #snow on mt silver #blake snow on mt silver #blue tears #crystal hack #kris crystal hack #blakes holding a bouqet of heliotropes btw #fortnitegirl26 #why do i tag all of my art as ‘fortnitegirl26’ i dont even play fortnite

[nyaskitten]

jay canonically fortnite dancing will never not bother me a bit ...

#like and then 3 yrs later we have news of fortnite/lego collab ?? #THEYD BETTER #fucking do ninjago fortnite !! I NEED THAG AND I DONT EVEN PLAY #ninjago #raine's rambles

[simcardiac-arrested]

honestly don't even remember what happened in 2017 at all, it was a year. that year is no longer.

what the fuck DIDN’T happen in 2017

#fucking cuphead came out. fortnite. little nightmares #FUCKING PUBG #NIGHT IN THE WOODS #LIFE IS STRANGE PREQUEL. WHICH I PLAYED WAY TOO MUCH OF BTW . it was like the second coming of christ to me #hollow knight but i didn’t know about hollow knight back then #ddlc … #slime rancher. and yet another dlc for ark. Back when people still liked playing ark. and by that i mean #nobody fucking liked playing ark. but it’s like stockholm syndrome. you wouldnt get it #FUCKING GANG BEASTS !!!! revolutionary. life changing. and then ? Bendy and the shit machine #anyone remember that ??? anyone remember the wejrdass comic on tumblr that was like bendy and the quest for the ink machine? #I do. I do. #but that’s just games. you know what else came out in 2017? the fucking emoji movie. DO YOU UNDERSTAND #DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT IT WAS LIKE BEING ON THE INTERNET WHEN EMOJI MOVIE CAME OUT?? You dont. You havent seen what i’ve seen #2017 was the year of shape of you. of despacito. of that’s what i like by bruno mars. Do you understand how insufferable it was being on the #internet while those songs were popular. Have you even watched the 2017 youtube rewind #2017 WAS ALMOST THE YEAR LOGAN PAUL HAD HIS FOREST CONTROVERSY. UNFORTUNATELY HE HAD IT ON LIKE JANUARY 2ND OR 3RD OF 2018 #so it’s almost 2017 but not quite #pewdiepie was still popular …. #most important of all? i was a homestuck fan in 2017. I was a fan of many things #much more stuff happened but if i have to think about 2017 for a second longer my brain will fry #cramswering

[loveletterworm]

My grim quest is finally over but its come at a terrible cost to my soul, and a mild cost to my money (like 10 dollars)

#I dont even want to play as Peter Griffin in Fortnite. #But I didnt have a choice. I had to do this. I don't recall why. #It seemed funny at the time.

[cephalonheadquarters]

SOLID SNAKE FORTNITE

#I DONT EVEN PLAY FORTNITE I JUST THINK ITS JNCREDIBLY FUNNY

[solipseismic]

how is it that we get a roommate to replace the former roommate whom we had beef with for screaming at their video games and the new roommate does the same exact thing but with a different emotion. like didn't we get you to avoid this exact scenario

#granted there were a lot of other worse and different reasons why we kicked alyx out #however; #and granted we did say at the beginning of this thing that new roommate is a twitch streamer and games a lot so this may be an issue #HOWEVER. #4 days out of the week i have to text this fuckass to keep it down bc i hear them shrieking clear across the house at 1am after they? idk? #get shot by a 13 yr old in fortnite? #get good i guess! #genuine rage over this due to i can hear them yelling right now (it is 1130 pm) #and it isnt even a good game. and? you aren't even good at it. #idk. skill issue on both counts! i dont have a bad time in game bc im good at it. and even when i do i am not making noises #especially not noises that can be heard across a hallway and two (2) doors #like the most insignificant of insignificant petty grievances but perhaps the one i am most frustrated by #somehow #'ahhh i play fortnite ahhh i'm having such a time playing fornite' i have nothing but contempt for you. #in the most asshole way possible. after having played a few games. telling ppl u play fortnite is embarrassing. #no matter how u do. u win? congratulations! you just wiped a bunch of 13 yr olds #u lose? congratulations! u just got wiped by a bunch of 13 yr olds and some fuckass who drops $50 weekly to get some fuckass shiny gun #or whatever. #ANYWAYS ... #everyone avert ur eyes im tired and pissed about a variety of things. #croidhe #AND they don't clean up after themselves EITHER. granted not to the extent alyx didn't #and at least they're not a complete asshole. but. did we NOT get you to avoid. this EXACT scenario.

[jackienautism]

yeah... man. idk LOL

#mine #text #vents #if you wanna keep in contact w/ me my discord is the same as my user #so its queerkearney #im just. i think im gonna take a break LOL #i dont even rly know if anyone gaf buti just want to let reveryone know #ill try to get everything replied / responded to in the coming days #but for now i know i def wont be back until oct at the earliest #since ill be coming back for a lil oct thing on another acc #so. sorry #its nto hitting like it used to. i just kind of hate it here idk #im just................man. im so sorry #im gonna play fortnite now

[mybreadsmybutters]

they should invent a video game for people who sucks at video games and that ISNT ANIMAL CROSSING. i want to kill people but all the killing people video games require you to “understand how to use the controls” and other such ridiculously high barriers of entry.

#dont even mention a phone game i wont do it #have tried to play phone shooting games and they SUCK #tiny screen i want to be able to actually see what is happening!!! i want to be scared!!!! #i need to just bite the bullet and actually attempt to learn how to play but i need a mouse to do that + my laptop is so ancient #and ill die before i buy a goddamn gaming system of ANY kind i refuse to do it. give me wasd or give me death #this is bc i tried playing fortnite on my friends switch the other day and got instakilled nd now im wallowing in the angst humiliation ofit