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an update as promised!! the colours are a bit funky bc my dad's printer has conked out but doesn't that make it more spooky?? i'm really proud of it tbh

hello tmagp fandom please come to my office as i require your assistance <3

i have a con next weekend and i'm cosplaying alice dyer to one of the days. don't get me wrong i LOVE the diversity in alice designs it's wonderful, but it does mean my cosplay will be quite difficult to recognise as alice

and so i wanted to ask, can anyone think of any objects i could hold/anything i could do with the cosplay to make it as obvious as possible that it's supposed to be alice??? thank you so much ily all <333333

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #alice dyer #tmagp alice #alice tmagp #tmagp cosplay #magpod

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reblog if you’d choose to spend your saturday night hanging out with alice in a wet hole. like to call her sexy and give her $20

#damn right #tmagp

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They are so important to me

Inspired by @jjcattt ‘s post about amputee Sam

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Anyway Samama and Alice are both trans thats it, thats the post

#so true #tmagp

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nails? snapping.

mind? stressing.

toes? bleeding.

agnes? slaying. (well. tomorrow)

amy winehouse? obsessing.

money? disappearing.

hotel? trivago.

ooooooooh fuck my con starts tomorrow i have an unfinished report and i haven't made alice's badge yet. this is gonna be interesting

#help. #beep beep gets personal #personal #textpost #text post #con #convention #cosplayer #stressed #stress

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ooooooooh fuck my con starts tomorrow i have an unfinished report and i haven't made alice's badge yet. this is gonna be interesting

#i'm gonna invent the new sport of speed citation #beep beep gets personal #personal #textpost #text post #con #convention #cosplayer #stressed #stress

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CW // blood, needles (yeah, the guy)

telephone by lady gaga

#gender #tmagp #needles tw #blood tw

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I don’t post anything ever but I saw someone talk about Alice saying “at least it’s not both legs” and headcannoning Sam as an amputee and I’d like to put in my two cents

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I just listened to episode 12 and I am definitely starting to regret all of the Bonzo things I've made after that absolute bloodbath of an episode...

But also, if his teeth are not soft....why must he pulverise his victims so much? Did the boy never learn to chew his food? Someone should get him a straw or something.

No regret. Only Bonzo.

Maybe he just enjoys it. Maybe it's the most effective way for him to get his nutrients. I don't know, and I have no desire to ask him.

Edit: just seen the notes. I look forward to seeing the Bonzo plushie (his turn to be squished, right? It's only fair.).

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Shout out to Jonah Magnus and Lena Kelley for finding the only two brown men in existence who are unhinged enough to run TOWARDS the spooky shit.

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I have just been reminded which Protocol case is coming up next, and Y'ALL.

Great memories? Yes.

STAGGERINGLY atrocious vibes? Also yes.

I can't wait for you all to hear it. ❤️

#👀👀👀👀 #tmagp

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#i'm obsessed with this look #watchlist

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When I'm listening to the magnus archives sequel and there's a magnus archives reference in it

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mikaele salesa walking into his warehouse to find that every single antique has gone missing and is now in an oxford charity shop

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How i sleep knowing I’ll never bring a child into this world

#and that's on endometriosis and a phobia of pregnancy! <3 #don't worry mum you will get grandkids. they will be dogs and cacti though :)