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milomilesmib · 9 months
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Percy: do you ever look in the mirror and just think "damn"
Nico: yes but that's just my inner catholic trying to send me to hell for kissing boys
Percy:
Nico:
Will: babe, you need therapy
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gummybearinthehouseee · 11 months
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percy: murder wasn't on todays agenda
annabeth: its not on anyone's
percy: no, its on mines, just not until next thursday
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guardianspirits13 · 8 months
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Me drawing Annabeth: intelligent, stunning, intimidating, how could she *not* be half goddess???
Me drawing Percy: he tripped over nothing on the sidewalk and faceplanted. Annabeth holds his brain cells hostage because he cannot be trusted with them. Both of his parents are gods in their own right but it doesn't show like 98% of the time
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a-multifandom-mess12 · 5 months
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Everyone ever, mortal and immortal alike: Well at least Percy Jackson will help us with this.
Percy, who has homework: no the fuck I will NOT
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theacegreenbean · 2 years
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just incredible percy fanart by @lb.bacon on instagram
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white-moon-kitty · 1 year
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Percy: *reading a newspaper*
Headline: BREAKING: Nico di Angelo and Will Solace reportedly spotted in gay bar
Percy: okay? "Fork spotted in kitchen?" Come on now
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hyperfocuscentre · 9 months
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‘bla bla nico is a black cat… bla bla nico is this..’
nico is a sewer rat who comes out of dark cracks in the walls and nibbles holes into your socks
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i love how different percabeth is from different male lead narrated american middle school romances from the romantic point of view. usually, the male lead has a crush on the cold and kind of mean female protagonist cause she's pretty and not like the other girls.....she's pretty and not like the other girls....thats it oops. but annabeth and percy. annabeth fell first. even though she's cold and sassy too, she believed in percy. she saw the good in him and loved him for it. then percy fell. he didnt have to worry about whether annabeth would like a loser like him. yeah, he doubted why annabeth liked him once in a while, but it was a never a question of 'does she?' its healthy. and thats what makes rick riordan one of the best middle school authors ever thank you bye
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godsdamahalfblood · 2 months
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Grover's thoughts through HoO regarding his empathy link with Percy: a series
tlh: where tf is this little- I was doing something man find ya ass back at camp or I stg
son: bitch. I told you to FIND YA ASS AT CAMP H A L F B L O O D NOT THIS KNOCK OFF JULIUS CEASER VIBE SHITSTORM
moa: what are- this broke ass blonde pelican better not replace me
hoh: whatthefuckwhatthefuck p a i n wherethefuckispercy whatthe f u c k
boo: stop FUCKIN dying of all the GODDAMN times to get a FUCKIN NOSEBLEED PERSEUS
bonus:
grover: i couldve married a giant. it couldve been done. but NO i decided to make an EMPATHY LINK.
grover, in cali: ah finally some fucking peac- WHAT IS HE DOING NOW HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE S T U D Y I N G
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itsdemmibitch · 1 year
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Au where, Camp Jupiter and Camp halfblood have a custody battle over who Nico stays with after Blood of Olympus
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milomilesmib · 9 months
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Nico: I probably wouldn't hunt you for sport if given the chance.
Will:
Will: what does that mean?
Nico, walking away:
Will, shaking: NICO WHAT THE F-CK DOES THAT MEAN???
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gummybearinthehouseee · 10 months
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percy: just to be sure we’re on the same page—
annabeth: page? we’re not even in the same library!
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wierdshenanigans · 8 months
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Nico: I'm gay
Bianca: I thought you were American?
Nico:
Nico: We're Italian?
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Us in 2023:
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Low quality meme
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iamthecleverbean · 6 months
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hc that there comes a phase where Estelle wants a guinea pig and annabeth has to explain why it gives Percy PTSD and he had a nervous breakdown when she mentioned that animal
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floatingshoelace · 10 days
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Leo Valdez who loves like a lovesick puppy, who follows who he has a terrible crush on.
Leo Valdez who loves like a hurt dog who was given the bare minimum and loves them so fiercely he defends them with all his heart and love.
Leo Valdez who can't help but shove himself the depths of a relationship like it's the last thing be will ever have because he can't bear to have them leave him and he can't bear to ever have them disappear.
Leo Valdez who lays awake at night waiting for them to text back because they're his everything but to them he's just another boy.
Leo Valdez who falls in love with Jason Grace but by time that happened he's so tired and sick of loving people who doesn't love him back he blinds himself from all the obvious signs that Jason likes him because that's what friends do.
Jason Grace who loves Leo Valdez so softly and treats him gently and takes his hand so softly in his own and waits patiently for him to come to him and love him back, Jason who waits for his crush to love him back so he can show him that love doesn't have to be pure devotion and that he's always there.
Okay goodmorning!
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