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cactusspatz · 1 year
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October recs
I’d like to say I was saving these recs for Thanksgiving - to read while digesting food, or while avoiding your family, or to recuperate afterward from all that socializing - but really I was just procrastinating as usual. Although I did sort them by length, to better select something for all the reasons above. Mostly comedy and almost entirely DCU fic again, except for one lone hilarious fic for The Untamed. Enjoy!
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A Chips And Dip Kind Of Night by whaleofatime (1.8K, gen)
Bruce is working undercover at a 7/11.
Dick does not know this.
Short and funny and adorable.
Truth Serum is the Worst by JackHawksmoor (3K, gen)
Batman gets dosed with a truth serum and unexpectedly spends most of the time talking about how desperately he loves his children, how awesome they are, and how he wishes he was better at being a father.
Whumpy and skims across the surface of some serious trauma (ah, Bruce and his repression), but with a wonderful dynamic between Bruce and Dick.
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Runaway by sardonic_sprite (6K, gen)
"There's easier ways to run away, y'know, kid."
"I don't know what you’re talking about."
"Really?" The boy raised an eyebrow, giving Damian a meaningful appraisal. "Rucksack, clothes that don't fit, no parents or anyone around, lying your way places?"
AU in which Damian runs away from the League and bumps in Tim in civilian guise. Kinda handwavey timeline-wise, but a fun alternate meeting.
In Case of Catastrophe by swampbebe (8.5K, gen)
Well, Tim is resourceful, even if he’s a cat now. Bruce is still on patrol and won’t be back for a while, but Dick and Damian are both at the manor. Tim will make his way there, tap out morse code to explain what happened, and then they’ll get him turned back into regular ol’ Tim.
All in all, this will just be a minor setback.
Tim gets turned into a cat by magic nonsense. His family doesn't figure it out as quickly as he'd like.
I'm weak for 'character gets turned into a cat' stories anyway, but this one is hilarious.
10K-20K
know your enemy by Valkirin (12K, gen)
Jason Todd thought he was ready for anything when he headed to Titans Tower to have a talk with Robin. He was not ready for Stephanie Brown.
In which Steph is still Robin during the Tower attack and things go VERY differently, and amusingly. Stephanie Brown: Sassmaster vs Jason's Overdramatic Schtick is only the beginning.
brilliant (like a confession) by kathkin (14K, Lois/Clark)
After years of pining after an alien demi-god who is, much as she hates to admit it, miles out of her league, Lois realises she's caught feelings for her co-worker. Unsure whether or not to tell him, she seeks advice from the most sensitive guy she knows - Superman. Things don't go as she expected...
I adored this Lois voice and all the identity mess, and admired how the fic manages to be both incredibly funny and genuinely tender.
Veritas by trickybonmot (19K, Wangxian)
Wei Ying needs a fake terrible date. Lan Zhan volunteers.
*wheezing with laughter* I can never go back to WWX as Troll Disaster Date for this trope again, Lan Zhan is CLEARLY the master. Ye gods, the shenanigans and horniness in this are amazing.
Five more long stories under the cut!
20K-30K
tell me your name, is it sweet by dexdefyingstunts (26K, Tim/Jason)
There's a pretty girl in this bar who won't stop looking at Jason.
Or: Jason meets med student Caroline Hill.
Normally I don't rec WIPs, but this one is pretty much pure porn with some genderfluid Tim, so while I am looking forward to the last chapter it's not gonna cliffhang you or anything.
Getting It Right by FabulaRasa (27K, Bruce/Hal)
Hal and Bruce spend an unexpected weekend together in Star City. Along they way they grapple with PTSD, internalized homophobia, financial instability, drug addiction, and physical abuse, but on the plus side they clean house at Blaster Bouncer.
Despite the summary's ominous (albeit accurate) listing, this is a shockingly soft story about Bruce having a panic attack at Ollie's birthday party, followed by an accidental sleepover with Hal, and then a sorta-accidental day-long date around town. So lovely.
OVER 60K
Proof by Westgate (66K, gen)
A Batfamily AU where Jason, Dick, Tim, and Damian meet first on the streets of Gotham, before they ever meet Bruce Wayne. Some details will feel familiar, and some will not. The end result, as it always should be, is family.
Mmm, found family + street kids + hurt/comfort. A cozy, tropey, hopeful read.
Under Vitrine Glass by galkyrie (67K, Tim/Jason)
Tim Drake is undercover investigating a potential serial killer who's using Gotham as their hunting ground when Jason returns from an off-planet mission with the Outlaws. The only problem? The investigation has put him thoroughly into The Red Hood's territory and blowing his cover or bringing him in this investigation is not worth the risk.
The last thing Tim expects after their first run-in with each other is Jason's interest in the person he's pretending to be.
I loved this as a casefile and as a slow burn romance.
Time Bomb Town by Moxibustion (112K, Tim/Jason)
In a world of scientifically proven psychic abilities, the practitioners - the so-called Talents - are called on to serve the public good. This is never more true than in Gotham, where the Wayne Parapsychic Institute works diligently for justice and peace in what is otherwise a mecca of rogue Talents. Bruce Wayne is one of the most powerful Talents on record; a Prime. So are all his children. All, that is, except for Tim Drake; a winged donkey to their high-flying Pegasus. Fed up with the constant reminders that he will never be able to catch up to their flight into the stars and beyond, he leaves.
Trying to put the shattered pieces of his life together, he comes across Jason Todd; former member of the Wayne Parapsychic Institute and a powerhouse in terms of Talent, alive in an asylum years after everyone assumed him dead.
Tim is determined to help Jason find a way back. Jason might end up teaching him a way forward.
Set in a world inspired by a series of Anne McCaffrey books, but you don't need to have read them (I haven't!) - it's a fun and plotty and angsty cyberpunk-ish adventure.
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sofiaottoman · 6 months
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Thanksvember 2023: Day 01
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Thanksvember Day 01: even if it doesn't make sense by EdmundPevensiesQueen (Batman | Tim/Jason) WIP [Rated: Mature] Word Count: 207k (at time of posting)
Summary: Tim had given up trying to lie to himself about how he felt about Jason, hating himself for his childhood hero-worship/crush on the second Robin for coming back. He knew the whole thing was pointless – Jason barely tolerated him, he knew that – so it was better to just acknowledge the feelings, process them, and get rid of them. The last time he’d had feelings for Jason, suppressing them hadn’t worked despite years of trying. So here he was, asking Jason about what consoles he had because unfortunately this was as close as Jason was going to come to asking him on a date (oh my god, a Bat Kids hangout was the closest he was getting to a date – Damian was right, Tim was pathetic), and there was no way in hell Tim was going to say no, even if he hadn’t slept in over 24 hours. Besides, he knew he could easily make it to 48 if he had coffee.
My thoughts: This is a really cute read. The story sucks you in. I really enjoyed the way the relationships - both romantic and platonic - are written.
Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42862452
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psychologeek · 2 years
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I just thought 🤔
Remember the Craigslist trope?
The "I'll pretend to be your boyfriend to piss off your family, as long as I get a free holiday dinner from that"?
Just thought abt red hood, alone in the holidays, don't want to be alone but also can't eat with his goons bc then they 'll know his identity.
Hearing a joke one says, maybe smg like
"You should post it on Craigslist!"
Or maybe he's drunk. And just think "fuck it, probably someone else is also hate the holidays"
Ohhh what a great idea!
Let's offer to help someone destroy their parents' holiday!
(Totally forget about it in the morning)
Enter Tim Drake, who REALLY wants to piss his dad after the whole "you can't be Robin" thing.
None of them recognise eachother
But ALAS
Bruce hear about Tim's "boyfriend", and try to get him to open up
Tim doesn't really get what he's talking about, but then get a call from Dick:
"You have a BOYFRIEND?? BriNg hEmE to DinNer PLZ"
well.
An holiday dinner with the greatest detective.
(Maybe launch? Bc dinner with Jack+Dana?)
Hence Tim has to prepare his "boyfriend" .
"Peter Jonson", on the other hand, is both TERRIFIED to see his past -family (will they recognise him? Or not? Both will hurt)
But also absolutely CACKLING from the inside, bc -
This?
This chance to mess with everyone, no consequences (and not even his fault)?
It's so much better than anything he could have planned
+if he calls Tim "Tiny Timmy" as a pet name.
++The Waynes don't recognize him, no identity revile, only pure CHAOS.
+++Bruce acting weird near "Peter", bc he kinda look like Jason (and everyone be like - yes, it always happens around holidays. He keep seeing J everywhere)
++Tim+J start real dating.
++++++ Tim actually figured out who J is (as RH first meeting, and then J after dinner). But keep quiet.
J find about it in the funniest way possible!
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arunneronthird · 2 months
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he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one
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ahfrickenfrick · 1 month
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nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”
and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.
no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim
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randoparody · 2 months
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bianc0re · 2 months
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arcade night 🕹️🦇
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vodrae · 5 months
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Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?
Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.
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fact-dogsarehappiness · 2 months
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Another reason why I’m a firm believer in letting Bruce get old is because the idea of him looking and his dark haired children without his glasses on and genuinely not being able to tell them apart is unparalleled
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panakina · 2 months
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I think it’d be funny if Dick and Jason, due to wearing bright yellow capes on the job for years, are capable of stealth to a frankly unhinged degree. They barely have to try anymore it’s so second nature. Dick can just completely disappear while in the loudest neon clothes imaginable. Jason is constantly startling people who don’t understand how they missed a guy the size of a fridge standing right there. Bruce is extremely grateful for his unbreakable poker face because they have both startled him by accident and would never ever let him live it down if they knew.
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pichichu-studio · 21 days
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Family tradition 🥰🥰🥰
Inspired by:
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redactedrem · 16 days
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Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.
Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.
He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.
He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.
Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"
"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.
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redsray · 2 months
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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.
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danidoodels · 8 days
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Watching from afar
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randoparody · 10 days
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hehether · 21 days
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The campaign didn't end well tbh
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