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You know what? Fuck you. *Ponifies Batman*

Guys I'm so excited to share my newest project of ponifying the Batfam, it started out small with the hypothetical "I wonder what Batman would be like in a mlp universe." And then the project kept getting bigger and bigger.

If anyones interested in my world building/ headcanons surrounding this project, you can see it under the cut. (I didn't want to make the post too long.)

Incase anybody couldn't read my bad handwriting, I gotchuuu.

-(First pic) Bruce Wayne: Bruce had got his cutiemark the night of his parents death, after the grief had broken his spirit and he realized that he never wanted anypony else to feel the same pain as he does. (He has a fake cutiemark to cover up his obvious destiny)

- The first pic is pretty self explanatory, but I want to make it clear that Bruce's destiny isn't "My parents are dead so now I dress up as a bat and beat up mentally ill folk". Because I've seen people on here give hot takes on cutiemarks that directly link them to a ponies destiny.

This goes for specifically in the mlp fandom but (for the sake of being on topic) I'll use the the example of that one post where someone gave the hot take that Jason would get his cutiemark in the warehouse right before he dies (or after he dies? smthing like that) because "It would be really fucked up to know that you were always destined to die." And listen, I can appreciate some good Jason Todd whump as the next guy but knowing that this would be based in a mlp universe . . . just doesn't sit right with me.

It sounds less magical that way. Its like saying that Rainbow Dash was always meant to be the fastest flyer, so theres no point in trying to compete with her. So uhm, trying to stay on topic here. My personal hot take is that a pony's cutiemark is symbol of something that they do/ a skill or talent that they have that makes them happy. And whats a more magical and fulfilling destiny than doing something that makes you happy for the rest of your life?

Looping back to Bruce, he didn't get his cutiemark the moment his parents died, but I like to think that he got it sometime later on in the night. After hours of being checked on by the police, getting looked at by the paramedics, and after Alfred took him home. Its 1:40ish in the morning and tiny foal-Bruce is just staring at his bedroom wall feeling numb and dissociated to hell. And sometime after processing everything that night- he just decides that this is the worst thing that has ever happened to him and that he will do anything to make sure that nopony will ever feel the same pain that he has felt. And then-- Ta da!! Cutiemark!! Too bad neither he or Alfred got to experience the excitement when they both saw it the next day :')

(Edit: I didn't know where to put this detail, but Bruce's fake cutiemark is based off of the "Make It Wayne" TV logo from this fanfic here )

-(Second pic) The Bat: This is heavily inspired by Flutterbat, I know theres canonically already a race of bat ponies made from Lunas stunt as Nightmare Moon. But I chose to go through with the Flutterbat route because batponies are a race, and have bat-like features 24/7. In comparison Fluttershy maintains her pegasus appearance by day and transforms into Flutterbat at night (ALSO with there being implications that there are "Triggers" for her transformations in the day too!!) Which adds the "Vampire." right in front of her batpony title.

I might do a lil comparison chart between vampire batponies and regular batponies in the future or something. But for now I'm focusing on my batpony Bruce Wayne headcanons so yea. My point is that I felt like making Bruce a "vampire" batpony would give him a more solid secret identity with also the bonus of a really metal origin story.

Now we all know that the canonical origin story of batman is that a few months after the tragedy of his parents death, Bruce had fallen into a cave? a well? a pit? of bats and triggered a fear of bats since then. Later on he decides to become Batman so he can invoke the fear of bats he once had into the criminals of Gotham. Yadda yadda yadda.

Now canonically, we don't know the exact science on how Fluttershy turned into Flutterbat. What we do know is that at the time, pony magic is not researched enough for Twilight to be aware that Fluttershys "Stare" is her own form of pony magic and that it would interfere with Twilights spell.

Do you see where I'm getting at here? Uhmm don't ask me what exactly happened in the cave, I'm doing this for fun and thinking about it too hard makes me spiral. But uhmm something something- Bruce looked at a bat in the eye and decided to embrace his biggest fear to fuel his cause, and his already traumatized and fucked up pony magic had transformed his body- something something. (Edit: I didn't think about this until now but maybe Fluttershys "Stare" and Bruces "Bat Glare" could be a usage of the same form of magic? Just a thought)

I'll probably come up with a more suitable explanation in the future, but like I said. All of this is just for fun.

#batfam #batfamily #batman #bruce wayne #headcanon #jason todd #nightwing #dick grayson #alternate universe #my litte pony friendship is magic #my little pony #mlp fim #mlp #mlp art #flutterbat #twilight sparkle #really thought out headcanons #nonbinary artist #dc x mlp #dc x mlp crossover #crossover art #dc crossover #batfam headcanons #mlp headcanons #bruce wayne headcanon #bat pony #batman is so babygirl

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Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

#I have more ideas in my head #but I didn't want to make the post too long #might repost later #might write a small fanfic off of this #I actually don't have life360 but my friend does and I'm basing this off of how she interacts with her mom #batfamily #batfam #headcanon #dick grayson #nightwing #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #cardinal tim drake #stephanie brown #spoiler

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Of course you can write about it🖤🩷 it was a half-baked thought that came into my mind and while it's a fun thought. I personally don't have the creativity to give it justice 😭😭(not without turning it into pure crack at least) so yea! You can totally use my idea to write about :D

Can I PLEASE get a fanfic where a crime podcast had gone over the death of Jason Todd-Wayne and how very abrupt and publicly vague the story was during the press release. And now Jason is pissed bc Bruce is forcing him to lie low bc Jasons highscool yearbook photos are currently being passed around all over the internet and people will definitely recognize him if he's out in public.

Like do you guys realize how crazy suspicious Bruce would be if someone else just digged a little deeper? How the autopsy reports are either not allowed to be public, heavily edited, or just straight up the truth and you just have to dig around to find it. All 3 scenarios are hella sus bc either way Bruce Wayne is hiding something.

Anyway we all know how unethical some crime podcasts can get and I can see a scenario where they shine some light of speculation towards Bruces way and how he has to play damage control until this entire thing blows over.

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Me reading canon divergent, alive Jason au, good parent Bruce Batfam fics: I love me some good fluff / whump

Me reading canon compliant fics: I forgot how much I fucking hate Batman oh my god

#no bc i really do have to be huffing copium in order to like batman #i hate canon batman so fucking much #the poetry of batman breaking his no-kill rule ON HIS OWN SON #when said son was begging for his murderer to be executed so he can live in peace #batman count your fucking days #like at this point dc doesn't deserve jason todd #just give him to someone else #give him to me #i would treat jason todd so much better

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Can I PLEASE get a fanfic where a crime podcast had gone over the death of Jason Todd-Wayne and how very abrupt and publicly vague the story was during the press release. And now Jason is pissed bc Bruce is forcing him to lie low bc Jasons highscool yearbook photos are currently being passed around all over the internet and people will definitely recognize him if he's out in public.

Like do you guys realize how crazy suspicious Bruce would be if someone else just digged a little deeper? How the autopsy reports are either not allowed to be public, heavily edited, or just straight up the truth and you just have to dig around to find it. All 3 scenarios are hella sus bc either way Bruce Wayne is hiding something.

Anyway we all know how unethical some crime podcasts can get and I can see a scenario where they shine some light of speculation towards Bruces way and how he has to play damage control until this entire thing blows over.

#batfam #batfamily #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #nightwing #red hood #dick grayson #jason todd headcanon #jason todd deserves better #crime podcasts really be exposing cold cases #bruce is so done #bonus points if for whatever reason jason has to lie low at the manor specifically #bro wants freedom #jason: its like quarantine all over again :(

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Me and my boyfriend were going on a snack run at our nearest gas station and I was trying to ask my boyfriend "oh did we get everything?" And accidentally asked "Is that all for today?" In my customer service voice so yea brb imma go jump off a cliff

#i work in customer service #im embarrassed #and i might cry

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He's going through a lot right now, like ovulation 💔

#batfam #batfamily #batman #bruce wayne #batman is actually a terrible person #its okay because I forgive him #batman is so babygirl #i just have to huff copium to believe that #delulu #delulu is the solulu #🤌

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Today I looked up unreliable narrator and found myself staring into a mirror

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Do any of yall start a 2-piece art project and you're like "omg! This is so cute! The first part is finished now onto the second one! >w<" and then you go do the second one and it's still good or whatever it's just not holding up to the same potential as the first one.

#art meme #artist meme #artist problems #nonbinary #im gonna throw up #im gonna cry #funny memes #nonbinary artist

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#headcanon #batfam #jason todd #red hood #batman #batfamily #mlp fim #mlp #my litte pony friendship is magic #my little pony #jason todd deserves better #jason todd headcanon #bruce wayne #dick grayson #nightwing

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What is it about My Little Pony that makes people draw the most fucked-up gorey fanart you've ever seen in your life. What are they doin over there. Not complaining or nothin it's just a wild phenomenon.

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I've always wanted to do a Meet The Artist post ever since it first became a trend a few years back. And now that I have a laptop, drawing tablet, and a proper platform to post it on, I'm very excited to show it off!!

Its my very first time trying to do this kinda thing and I tried very hard to portray my personality as much as possible so thats probably why it looks so messy.

I even made this moodboard to show off the type of aesthetic that represents me best?! I'm really proud of this moodboard and I hope to make more in the future.

#meet the artist #meet the artist 2024 #new year 2024 #january 2024 #fictional crushes #strawberry milk #knuckles the echidna #minecraft #enby artist #nonbinary #nonbinary artist #vampire goth #moodboard #pink and black #monster high aesthetic #aesthetic #pinkandblackaesthetic #alt aesthetic #alt account

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Yall know how in jeepers creepers, if the creature eats something, it becomes apart of them? Like how if they eat a bat, it'll grow wings or some shit like that?

That's what I mean when I say "I wanna eat your art" like, I want to eat it and gain all the little things I like about it as a skill. That brush stroke? Mine. The way you draw paws? Also mine. I want to be able to close my eyes and see your art tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.

#jeepers creepers #artists on tumblr #digital art #furry art #furry #art meme #artist meme #artist problems

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One of my favourite facial expressions in op is the “there’s NO WAY in hell I’m loosing to a teenager wearing flip flops” face

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So far I've seen people give hot takes of Zoro randomly blurting out fashion tips, but what about Zoro cooking people for their fashion sense?

Like the stawhats are finishing off this long winded battle and just as Zoros gives the finishing blow on his opponent he goes "turtlenecks look ugly on you by the way."

I love Oda but man is INSANE for not making the timeskip more relevant to the straw hats outside of power ups

Brook: Literally a rockstar??? There should have been a running gag where people ask Brook for his autograph at every island they visit! It would be so funny if some villains were starstruck fans trying to keep it together during a fight!

Sanji: It would have been great if the newkama recipes came up more than once. There could have been a gag where Sanji stops in the middle of a battle to literally cook a power up for the crew. Imagine this man dicing onions in Onigashima, force-feeding Zoro a stew during his fight with King

Robin: She worked under Dragon for two years, met Sabo and Koala and maybe Ivankov, she probably knows the Army's entire plan to take down the gov and yet it never comes up! Does she know about Kuma? Nika? The five elders? Does she secretly communicate with the Rev Army????

Zoro: I love the idea of Perona teaching Zoro about fashion. It wouldn't have plot relevance but imagine him busting out some fashion tips out of nowhere every so often.

I'd love to hear more ideas, the missed opportunities here haunt me.

#headcanon #one piece #roronoa zoro #zoroandperonaaresiblings #sassyzoro #one piece zoro #usopp #perona

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For every dollar that doesn't go in a rich man's pocket, another angel gets their wings💖

#anti capitalism #politics #delete later maybe #i work in customer service

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when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack