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gummydummy19 · 4 months

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Hi Gummy!<3

You shared that awful experience and I imagine...

Captain Sy and his insubordinate younger brother. His brother (let's say, Jim?) flirted with you in a pub. You don't really spark and he seemed a bit too slick for your liking, but Jim is persistent and (gradually annoying). It was not long before Captain Sy came barging in and took his younger brother home (and surprise surprise, Jim isn't reaching his drinking age yet XD), which is how you met. Maybe you met him again a few days later in the same pub, maybe you worked on a project that involves the military (hence Sy)

And somehow one of the worst encounters you have had in your life turns out to be the one in which you met the love of your life :3

Just a lil thot :3

JDHDKHCB JAM WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE THE BEST IDEAS I absolutely freaking love this oml

How I met your mother

Content Warnings: fluff, swearing, unwanted flirting (from Sy's brother)

Word Count: 1.9k+

A/N: Since we're in the middle of the holidays, I decided to give this a little holiday twist :)) Imagine this as a throwback to how you met your hunky husband Sy... In the throwback Jim is 19, Sy is 27, and the reader is 23. In the present Sy is 42, reader is 38, Jim is 34.

Alright? All clear? Everyone good? Let's get this party started then

The entire family was gathered around your beautifully decorated dining table. It was well past midnight, and everyone was stuffed full of delicious food and the expensive wine you saved for special occasions. Sy had his hand resting on your thigh as you both listened to his dad share stories of when he was in the Navy.

"Fuck!" you heard your 13-year-old son yell from the couch behind you, waking up your 9-year-old daughter who was dozing off on her dad's lap.

"Jacob!" you snapped your head back at him, but the boy just rolled his eyes at you.

He was playing some new zombie-murder-call thievery videogame he had gotten for Christmas, courtesy of his uncle Jim.

"Don't you roll your eyes at your mother", Sy stepped in, "and watch your mouth, or that game is going on the shelf till summer."

"But dad!" he whined

"No buts!"

Now it was your turn to put your hand on your husband's thigh, giving him a sweet look to let him know you'd handle it.

"Jake, why don't you come sit with us for a little bit, hmm? Haven't you played long enough?"

"Oh come on, let the kid have some fun", Jim chimed in, earning an angry glare from his brother Sy.

"Yeah and who better to teach him that than his uncle Jim, right?" Sy spat.

"What's that supposed to mean?", Jim shot back.

"You know damn well what that means."

"Dad?" your little girl tugged on Sy's shirt.

"Yes, princess?"

"Don't you think Uncle Jim is fun?"

"Of course I do, Maya, it's just that Uncle Jim used to give us a whole lot of trouble, just like your brother gives us right now."

"Hey!" Jim and Jacob groan simultaneously.

"Oh, I think Jim caused quite some more trouble than our Jakey", you defended your son, who had finally sat down next to you at the table. You gave him a loving ruffle through his brown curls, remembering what Sy's hair used to look like before he started buzzing it off.

"Yeah well, give him a couple years", Jim joked.

"What kinda trouble did Uncle Jim get into?", your little girl chimed in again.

The three of you exchanged some looks before you finally spoke up. "Oh, I can think of a few things, but my favorite one is the story of how your father and I met", you smiled.

"Oh god", Jim groaned, "Can't you just tell them about the pranks I pulled in college or something?"

"No no", Sy chuckled, "I quite like this particular story".

"I love storytime!" your daughter yelled out excitedly.

"I'm kinda intrigued now too," Jake agreed, grinning at his uncle.

Sy's mother gave her husband a look as she sipped from her herb tea and you knew she loved this story too.

"It was 15 years ago", you started, "Me and my friends had just graduated college that summer. By wintertime, a couple of us had started working, or even gotten married, so we decided to catch up right before the holidays"

Flashback

"I can't believe it's almost been six whole months since we've all gotten together" your friend Sarah chided before taking a sip of her cosmo. “I know, I’ve missed you guys like crazy!” You said honestly. The five of you sat there and talked for what felt like hours, sipping on cosmo’s and sharing the juiciest stories from work or dating drama. It was like no time had passed at all.

“Alright girls, I’m gonna go get another refill anyone else need anything?”, you asked as you got up to walk towards the bar. The drinks were definitely starting to get to your head, but you didn’t care in the slightest. This was the most fun you’d had in weeks.

With a fuzzy head, you made your way over to the bar, still giggling at a joke your friend made 10 minutes ago. Leaning against the polished wood, you managed to catch the bartender's attention. "Um, two... wait, no, three more of these," you mumbled in your slightly tipsy state as you shoved your empty glass toward him.

You were patiently waiting for your drinks when a young, arrogant-looking guy slid up next to you, "Hey there! What are we drinking tonight?" he asked and you rolled your eyes.

"Just a couple drinks with my friends" you replied curtly, avoiding eye contact with him.

"Just you and your girls, huh? No boyfriend?"

"Nope."

"Are you looking for one?"

"Nope."

"Hmm I see, more a hit and run kinda gal, huh?" he smirked.

Damn, this guy was annoying.

"Look pal, I'm trying to have a good time with my girls, alright?" You finally turned to look at him. He sure wasn't ugly, but not your type. Besides, he looked a little on the young side you thought and you started to wonder if he should even be in here.

"That's alright baby, I'm all for good times", he stated with a proud grin, making you roll your eyes again.

The bartender slid over your drinks and grabbed them quickly "I'm not your 'baby', now if you will excuse me", you pushed passed him but his hand gently grabbed onto your waist.

"Oh come on, don't be like that...", if your hands hadn't been full you would have smacked him in the face for sure. You looked down at his hands on you and then straight into his eyes.

"You have about two seconds to get your hands off me before you get covered in Cosmo's and my knee introduces itself to your crotch."

"I just-" he started and you got ready to throw your 30 dollars worth of cocktails in his face.

"JIM!", a loud roar sounded through the bar, grabbing everyone's attention, including yours and the guy holding onto you.

He quickly dropped his hands and took a step back from you as the man who just entered stalked towards him. The entire movement made you drop your drinks, but you were too startled to care.

"L-logan....the hell are you doing here, man?", the boy stuttered and his whole demeanor changed in a split second.

"Me? What the fuck do you think you're doing here?!", you let your eyes roam over his body as he yelled out. He was clearly older than you. And definitely older than the arrogant guy. It was obvious that they knew each other. You wondered how. They seemed like two very different guys. The older one had a casual confidence whereas the younger one had made up arrogance.

You stayed frozen in place as you watched them yell at each other. The more you looked at their faces the more you started to notice similarities. The older one was bigger, with quite a bit more muscle to him, but they had the same strong jaw and nose, and their eyes were the same gorgeous shade of blue. Could they be...

"Miss, I'm really sorry for my brother."

"I uhm,...okay, that's okay", you mumbled.

The man gave you a friendly look before sticking his hand out.

"I'm Logan Syverson, but everyone calls me Sy. And that's my little brother Jimmy. I'm really sorry if he gave you any trouble, he's been acting out a bit lately."

You shook his hand without breaking eye contact. The second your skin made contact with his you felt your stomach drop...weird.

"Hey, I'm not a fucking kid!" Jim yelled out, earning an angry glare from Sy.

"Then maybe you should stop acting like one, Jimmy. You really think I wouldn't notice you taking my fucking bike? Huh?", Sy yelled, "You're taking the truck back home. Gimme my fucking keys back."

Reluctantly, Jim gave Sy the keys to his bike and Sy gave him the car keys in return.

"You didn't drink, did you?" Sy asked with a raised brow.

"No, Logan, I fucking didn't. Okay?!" he snapped before turning around and storming out. While you heard the car door slamming closed and the engine starting outside, Sy turned back to you.

"I'm really sorry about all that..." he scratched through his brown curls before his eye fell on the puddle of Cosmo's on the floor, "Oh christ, uh, here, please let me buy you a new round," he said, already pulling out his wallet.

"Oh no, no it's okay really, you don't have to", you assured him.

"No, I insist. I promise I won't stick around to bother you or anything, but just let me pay for them, please?"

Now how could you say no to that?

"Alright then, if you insist", you gave him a sweet smile.

The two of you walked to the bar and as you waited for your order, you couldn't help but give him a once-over. He was wearing a dark pair of jeans and a black shirt with some old writing on it. He was much taller than you, and big...very big. With a mind that was still half tipsy, you couldn't help the words that left your mouth next.

"You know...", you started, getting his attention, "I wouldn't mind if you did stick around for a bit...to bother me."

You swore Sy's eyes twinkled for a second as you looked up at him. Of course, he found you attractive. You were probably the most beautiful woman he had ever laid eyes on. Scratch that. Not probably, definitely.

But still, the gentleman in him wanted to politely refuse, given your clouded state and what his brother made you endure already, but then your hand touched his arm and your eyes found his. "Please? I insist", you pleaded, and Sy caved. "Alright then, if you insist...", he was only a man after all, and he could only take so much.

Meanwhile, at the girl's table, everyone was far too drunk and caught up in whatever story they were telling to have noticed what just went down. But all the giggling came to a quick stop when a tall handsome man towered over them with four cosmopolitans in his hand.

"Ladies, this is Sy", you introduced him, holding three more drinks, "My savior of the night, and the buyer of our next round."

End flashback

"Aww, dad was her hero!", Maya yelled out.

"He still is", you smiled, leaning into Sy and pressing a kiss on his shoulder.

"Hold on. So, you tried to hit on mom?", Jake turned to his uncle, "That's gross, dude."

"Alright, okay, I remember that story a little differently", Jim spoke up, looking even grumpier than before.

"He was just a teenager", you defended your brother-in-law.

"I was almost twenty", Jim stated.

"Yeah, that doesn't exactly help your case, bud", Sy spoke up, wrapping his arm around you as you tried to stifle a giggle.

"So what happened after that?", Maya asked curiously.

"Well, your dad was too nervous to ask for my number, so I asked for his."

"Hey! I was just trying to be a gentleman", Sy defended argued, giving your shoulder a squeeze.

"Sure thing, hun", you grinned, "The week after we met up again in that same bar, and the rest is history."

"Is that bar still there?", Jacob asked.

"Actually, they turned it into a restaurant, but it's still called Mickey's."

"Hey, isn't that where...", your son started

"Where your dad proposed to me, yeah." you smiled fondly. "and we still go there every year on our anniversary..."

The end

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idialover · 8 months

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!!NSFW!!!

My friends and I have a tradition of playing "does this character have sex" whenever we get into a new piece of media, because we always enjoy everything together, and today we spent a few hours discussing TWST charactrs. They found out that I now have a Tumblr blog and told me I should "post our very scientific findings for the interwebs" (Note that we are all between the ages of 16-17, so in the same age group as the characters)

Heartslabyul (general judgement): The virgin one

Riddle: no, and he somehow doesn't even know what sex is. You'd think he'd know with how much he studies about everything you learn in school, so even sex-ed but no, he doesn't know

Ace: gray area, no bitches respectfully, except maybe Deuce, but we couldn't agree on that, he would treat it as "it's just a prank bro, no homo"

Deuce: yeah, sure, I mean he's pretty okay looking, not often tho

Cater: he seems like he'd be a dicord kitten or an insta-thot, he tries but doesn't really succeed, maybe once or twice.

Trey: no, because he actually wears a fedora, unironically. "he's as bland as the flour he uses in his cakes"-my friend#2

Savanaclaw (general judgement): Gahdayumm!!

Leona: YES! absoulutley 100% just look at him, but he'd be one of those lazy tops, is very casual about it, there isn't a lot to say because it's just so obvious that he is 100% a sex haver

Ruggie: Hard to say, he has an Italian souding name so maybe no, he hasn't yet discovered that he can earn quite a lot of money that way, or maybe he has (we couldn't agree on this)

Jack: gay wolf boyfirend fantasy so yes, big buff man go brrrr

Octavinelle (general judgement): ehhhh, fish go brrr

Azul: this was a very hard one to decide but in the end no, no real reason just doesn't seem like he would have it, he's on that alpha buisness grindset

Jade: Yes becazse friend#1 said so (she's a strong Jade stan) and everyone decided to let her have this one, but everybody else generally thinks he is Asexual (friend#1 is also ace)

Floyd: yes, he is bisexual in wicked and scheming ways and everybody is aware of that. Chaos bi, him and Jade are two side of a coin, all or nothing. He flirts by messing with people, mostly Riddle but as I've already said Riddle has no idea what's going on and just thinks Floyd has it out for him

Scarabia (general judgement): This was the hardest one to discuss

Kalim: He is very lovable, but no, for unknown reasons, boy has 0 rizz

Jamil: yeah, ig, normal 17 year old guy, he isn't basic like Trey, but he just doesn't have time because of Kalim

Pomefiore (general judgement): slayyy!

Vil: Yes, and his standards are surprisingly not as high as you'd think, we got very heated about how people often mischaracterize him as a very vain but he just wants people to be themselves and best version of themselves. Good for cardio

Rook: yes, in freaky kinky ways (see Rook alchemy card) he sometimes has touble finding people who are into the same stuff as him

Epel: no, beacause he is an "alpha male" in the worst ways possible

Ignihyde (General judgement): you'd think they be reddit mods, but they actually tumblr sexymen

Idia: yes, he has that disheveled rizz, the more they look like they haven't left the house since 2015 the better. We stan broken men in this household(blog), only on halloween tho that's when his confidence get's a bit better and he becomes and active member of society

Ortho: he is a robot based on a young child! NO!

Diasomnia (General judgement): oooh spooky~~

Malleus: yeah sure

Silver: gray are (they demanded I make that pun, pls forgive me)

Lillia: He is the most slay character, an old vampire/fae obviously yes. He has a lot of experience, best sex haver he's so amazing, Lillia for the win

Sebek: no

Staff (general judgement): a very mixed bag

Crowley: someone somwhere slept with him, he is kinda usless but he gets laid, look at his vacation outfit

Crewel: Definetly, high standards but he is correct, he gets to have high standards, he is the perfect man, not a DILF but also not not one

Trein: yes, loyal to his wife (rip tho), good husband 10/10 would trust him, good man

Vargas: Yeah, he's a typical good looking guy, he has never had a long term relationship but he doesn't want one

Sam: We debated for a long time and decided that yes he does have sex

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ultrone · 8 months

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yellowjackets AHS!murder house au...thots? ur in college, looking for a place to rent and the only one you can find is this creepy, old looking one but rent is practically nonexistent, so you take it. you start to notice small stuff like phantom touches when you sleep, or the feeling of someone watching while you study. when you come home from a class one day, there's six girls in your living room.

-🧛‍♂️

omg as an ahs fan i LOVE this so much 😭 u’d come home from class one random day and they’d be like:

van and mari would be a MENACE, they’d be pranking you all day 😤 and then tai would join them too cuz “happy wife happy life” 🙄

then lottie would tell them to stop and apologize on their behalf while shyly swinging her leg, and then she’d give you a little handcrafted gift 😭

shauna would like to spend time with you but she’d also have homicidal thoughts i just know it (in a homoerotic way, not serial killer way) 🤨 but my girl jackie would come in clutch and ground her 🙏🏻 she’d also love to watch you study, and ask to borrow some of ur textbooks

if you're feeling down, jackie would call a group meeting behind your back and have a bunch of brainstorming sessions to come up with things to do to make you feel better—or to figure out what's wrong.

nat would be the walking definition of minding your own business, she’d usually be quietly standing next to the window smoking a blunt. u’d become friends cuz u’d smoke together occasionally 🙇🏻‍♂️ and u’d buy new cassettes for her to listen to

laura lee would force everyone to hold hands and pray for their souls in purgatory every single night before bed 😭

misty would go NUTS if you’re not home by the usual time, she’d freak out and stand in the window with some weird ass binoculars

#꒰ 🧛‍♂️ anon ꒱#.yjs-inbox #yellowjackets thoughts #van palmer thoughts #mari thoughts #tai turner thoughts #lottie matthews thoughts #shauna shipman thoughts #jackie taylor thoughts #nat scatorccio thoughts #laura lee thoughts #misty quigley thoughts #yellowjackets x reader #yellowjackets x you #yellowjackets x y/n #yellowjackets headcanons #⊹ — yjs brainrots !!

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onsunnyside · 2 years

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um, hi baby, I don’t know if you still accepting tots but…

bratty! stepsister only allows stepbro!Ari getting off grinding up against her soaking wet panties. 😵‍💫

ok first you call me baby and then give me this thot ?? bestie dearest you’ve opened up a can that will never shut !!

you and Ari have been at each other’s throats since you met. mostly keeping it under wraps when your parents were around bc you two weren’t complete nightmares (yet). but then you moved into Ari’s father’s house and everything gets a million times worst. he irritates the fuck out of you through pranks, stealing your shit, ratting you out to your parents and even throwing low blows during your *daily* arguments.

definitely some: “I bet you’re so needy because your dad left” “do you ever not dress like a whore?” “Oof… daddy issues much? Are you gonna cry like a baby too?”

and what do you know… you find out he went on a guys trip with his friends and lied to your parents about going to some two week camp for his studies/sports. he used all that money to party and travel behind their back. You threatened to tell your parents. He begs you not to, and even tries to bribe you with free drives in his car, money and he’ll finally stop pranking you.

and yes, the bribes work. In fact, your parents think you’ve never gotten along better. you and Ari are suddenly spending a lot of time together which just included him driving you to the mall, sticking around to pay for all the things you want and hold your bags. he also becomes the designated driver whenever you go to parties with your friends 😌 and his friends make fun of him for it (be he’s really drinking pop at a party… mr party boy Levinson…) like “downgraded from stepbrother to chauffeur… that must fucking sting” and bc you’re hot, they never shut up about wanting you, or your itty bitty dresses and skirts, they say nasty things like “I don’t know how you control yourself around her” “she’s my stepsister, you pervert” “I’m just saying, if she were living in my house, she’d be far more… obedient if you know what I mean”

Oh ari does. He’s dreamt of it, fantasized about it, jerked off to it dozens of times 😖😖

you love rubbing it in his face, that he could get into so much trouble if you just opened your pretty mouth 😌 so he better pay up to keep your lips sealed !! You flaunt your new clothes paid for with his money, and make him cancel his plans bc he needs to drive you somewhere, and ofc, by never shutting up when you invite boys over while your parents are out of town. you’ll invite a guy over and literally fuck in every room of the house, telling him to stay in his room as if this weren’t his house.

what finally pushes him to the edge is when you bring over one of his friends. the same one who said they’d fuck you silly, and Ari’s forced to listen to you scream and cry “daddy” and beg for cum like a slut.

you find him getting off and take pity on him (in a bratty way) 🥺🥺 this big hairy hunk hasn’t had any pussy bc you’re taking up all of his time… how sad… he totally deserves it though:

“Having fun there?”

He peeks one eye open, still tugging at his hard length. “What the fuck do you think?”

You step further into his room, holding up your arms. “No need to have an attitude, ungrateful prick. Not like I was going to help you or anything…”

He inhales deeply, squeezing the fat base nestled in the coarse pubic hair. “…what do you mean help me?”

“How else do you think, idiot?”

He doesn’t speak for a moment and you can practically see the gears turning in his head. His hand has since stilled, his bicep still tense and veins prominent in his arms and neck, perfectly highlighted by the sweat on his skin.

“You’re fucking sick.”

“Yet you clearly like the idea.” You lick your lips, watching his cock twitch in his hand, beads of pre cum rolling down the thick head. “What’s wrong, big brother? You don’t get pussy for a few weeks and want to fuck me instead?”

“I’d rather die.”

You laugh. His mouth says one thing but his eyes eat you up like a starved man, drifting over your bare legs and tight bikini, your skin was still a little wet from skinny dipping with his friend.

“I guess I’ll just go back to Steve… he was getting really touchy, I’d hate to leave him all alone.” You turn around and sway with each step, the tiny fabric of your (pathetic excuse of a) bathing suit digs into your fleshy hips—your ass just begging for his fingers to bruise it.

“Wait.”

You don’t bother hiding your smirk and glance over your shoulder. “Yes, big brother?”

Ari wrinkles his nose, “don’t call me that.”

“Oh yeah? What would you rather have me call you?”

You did not expect daddy to come out of his mouth. You laugh, no, you cackle, “You are not daddy.”

He quirks a brow, “really? You don’t think you’ll drop to your knees the moment I throw you around a little, spank your cunt and call you a good little whore?”

You grit your teeth, feeling a different wetness on your bikini bottoms. “I dare you to try.”

now… this isn’t the daddy moment for him bc you don’t even let him touch you bare. you just bend over his dresser, and let him grind against you.

“Hurry—uh, up,” you struggle to keep your moans at bay, “Steve is gonna wonder where I—ah!”

“Shut the fuck up.” A hard hand lands on your ass, a burn blooms from the spot. “You never fucking shut up.”

“You’re such a fucking dick—” you’re cut off by a sharp gasp when he pulls your bikini to the side, the bare tip of his cock rubs up and down your soppy slit. “H-Hey!”

He groans heavily, pinning you down by your hips, “You know how easy it would be for me to slip in? You’re already soaked—what’s wrong, little sis? You getting wet for your step brother like a little slut?”

now pls… the way im tempted to replace my other Ari kinktober fic for this 😳😳 are two stepcest fics for kinktober too much already ?? 😖

#I am: baby #tw stepcest #bratty stepsis x stepbro Ari #sonny drabbles

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fict1onallyobsessed · 5 months

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I HAVE THOTS ON RHEA X RANDY-

(Some nsfw-)

Rhea LOVES giving Randy head. Like it’s an addiction to her, to feel his cockhead hitting the back of her throat is literal heaven.

Off-screen, Randy and Rhea cause literal CHAOS. They’ll chase eachother around, yell and scream a lot, and play music so loud they get noise complaints.

Randy me Rhea experiment with toys all the time, literally spending 100s on toys-

When it comes to Randy, Rhea will let him fuck her until she’s sore, she just loves the feeling of his dick.

Rhea loves playing pranks on Randy, drawing on his face with permanent marker while he’s asleep, sneak attack him, you name it.

Rhea loves how good Randy is with kids, it’s so attractive to her.

(I used “literally” so many times in this 😔)

This is all so true bro

#wwe x reader #rhea ripley #rhea ripley x reader #rhea ripley imagine #rhea ripley fluff

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andreablog2 · 10 months

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It’s genuinely dystopian to me that people can make a living doing the whole gay son thot daughter Billy on the st style interview thing. It’s literally like theft to me..everyone loves to have their ego stroked or feel like a star so they’ll stand around and be complacent but then you’re like a fish in the bowl to people in all parts of the world and you don’t get any money or anything off of it typically. The pranking stuff is borderline camp and I’ll excuse it on the grounds that everyone thinks it’s terrible and pranks enough can be construed as criminal mischief but the whole profiting off of others image is so creepy and sociopathic to me.

#going to the park for an audience is just unreal to me

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theemporium · 7 months

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had a busy busy couple of days (i am also moving into to my apartment for school lmaoo) and my mind is all over the place and i haven't been able to give my thots as , so thot dump incoming !!!

danny is a munch that, danny is not a much this, it doesn't matter to me if he's a munch or not but lemme tell u something !!! this man is the king of thigh riding, THE KING !! he loves it when reader rides his thigh, his hands on her waist and she's just writhing on top of him, feeling the muscle of his thigh as it tenses. And when reader pulls away his tattoo is all shiny with her cum... mhmm yeah <3

also speaking of munches, all the werewolf boys are 1000000% munches. like i think even as a human they have heightened senses so pussy just tastes that much better

on the other hand, the vamps are much more into finger bc then they also get to bite that fat juicy vein at the crevice of the thigh right as reader cums and the orgasam makes the blood taste that much sweeter

werewolf!maxiel where danny just loves going out into the world in his wolf form to meet other dogs. He also loves it when people stop and are like "oh what breed is he? he's so big! he looks like a wolf" just bc he things it's funny to see reader flounder and try to come up with something. max stays home to protest this development

lestappen sticker drama is so funny to me like they are out here wreaking havoc, causing SO much trouble. They're just out here like pulling the most elaborate pranks on each other and it gets to the point where everyone else is lowkey worried that it it's gonna affect their performance but ofc it doesn't and if anything it just makes them more excited to race and they're always like "lets settle this matter in the only way that matters"

(this is gonna be a monster to receive in ur inbox im so sorry)

xoxooxoxox 🌠

THERE IS SO MUCH I DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN BUT SOMETHING ABOUT DANIEL AND THIGH RIDING IS MAKING MY BRAIN STOP WORKING AGSHSBSBSBSHSBSBS🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

#cece answers #🌠.anon

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demonichikikomori · 1 year

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wait wait wait savanaclaw reaction to getting their tail yoinked, thots?

I’ll respond to this from knowledge I have gained from the real world and the sexy sexy speaking voice on Animal Planet. So, many animals (mammals in particular) will allow their offspring to play rough since that’s just how animals are lol. Usually there are cases of younger animals will play with the tails of adults and the adults will allow it. Mostly because in the human equivalent, it’s like a child running around you and pulling on your clothes. Of course, if the kid is too rough then put a stop to it haha.

Now, let’s begin:

Tough Love

Leona Kingscholar

By now, the second borne prince is used to your little pranks and playful antics. When you catch him napping in the schools garden: You decide to mess with him a little. You’ve never faced consequences before. Why would you face them now? You creep over, unaware that your light steps were actually heard by him and you began messing with… His tail!!

Great, you’re just like Cheka

He doesn’t hate it but he’s not the biggest fan of you pull on him too hard

He moves it in your hands, allowing you to play with the thick tuft of fur at the end

He does have nerves and such in his tail, so no funny business!!!!

He does finally scold you if you start pulling because that doesn’t feel very good. Ya little shit

“You ain’t some little kid. Stop messing with my tail already.”

The fur is soft under your fingertips, and the tuft at the end was course, as if it replicated a real lions mane

You told Leona he would make a very handsome rug someday. He didn’t think you were very funny. Even if you did get a snort out of him

Ruggie Bucchi

Ruggie has a small tail that’s usually hidden under his large clothes (mostly hand me downs from Leona) but you’ve been waiting for the chance to see it. Almost like hidden treasure. So, when he changes into his P.E uniform, you challenge him to a game of tag.

He is honored by how subtle you are but he won’t be playing fair in this obvious game of tag

He’s using all sorts of tricks to run away from you. A hand near his tail at all times to avoid having it pulled on

Ruggie is fast and lean, so ducking and dodging is his forte and if necessary he will use his Unique Magic

Once you’re exhausted, he’ll sit down beside you with a signature snicker

“Shishishi~ Not too bad! I know what your end goal is. And for playin’ along with me… Give it a stroke~”

You would slap him for the nasty innuendo, but, you already are feeling up the soft fur with the darkened end… Admiring how shiny the fur was

Then, you yanked as hard as he can until he cries uncle from next to you. You quickly jumped on top of him and pulled until he was clawing at you

That was for making you chase him. But you also gained an agitated hyena who was hungry for vengeance…

Jack Howl

Jack was showing you his assorted cacti he was caring for in the little Savanaclaw dorm he made into a temporary home. His tail was wagging so much with joy, you wanted to touch it. To pull on it. So you did.

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He doesn’t really feel you grabbing it since there’s a lot of fur there to hold onto

It feels just like a dogs fur, familiar under your fingertips as you start to pet him

“Oi, what are you doing? Don’t be weird.”

He’s trying to show you his cactus!!!!!! Focus!!!!!

You suddenly give the tail a yank and he almost drops the plant in his hands.

Jack growls at you and smacks your hands away, he’s holding his tail protectively in his hands and flattening his ears.

Please don’t touch…

#ask the devil #devilish headcanons #leona kingscholar hcs #leona kingscholar #ruggie bucchi hcs #ruggie bucchi #jack howl hcs #jack howl #leona kingscholar propaganda #ruggie bucchi propaganda #jack howl propaganda #twsited wonderland #disney twst #twst wonderland #twst

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dystopicjumpsuit · 7 months

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I would like to know your ideas and thoughts on Cerra and Wolffe 👀

For the shipping and the thotting👀

Did somebody say... thots?

Wolffe x Cerra is GOOOO! Mature content below the cut; MDNI as always.

It was hate at first sight for our intrepid heroes. Cerra thought Wolffe was an uptight prick; Wolffe thought Cerra was an interfering menace. Strong opinions escalated into strong words, which subsequently escalated into a one-sided prank war. Wolffe knew exactly who was responsible for putting edible glitter in his caf, but he was determined not to give her the satisfaction of knowing that she was getting to him. Unfortunately for the good commander, Cerra's habit of adopting troopers as her little brothers extended to Boost and Sinker, which meant that they covered for her every single time.

Things finally came to a head when he caught her in his quarters at GAR HQ on Coruscant, replacing all of his gloves with child-sized versions. He called her a relentless harpy; she called him a raging scughole; he retorted that she'd made his life a living hell; she asked if he was going to cry like a whiny little bitch. They slung insults back and forth, each more ridiculous than the last, until Cerra started laughing uncontrollably. At which point, Wolffe realized they were both being di'kute and asked if she wanted to go out for drinks.

Boost and Sinker were horrified when they realized Wolffe was getting it on with their adoptive sister. Wolffe may have flaunted it a bit as revenge for their betrayal during the Great Prank War.

After they'd been seeing each other for several weeks, Wolffe finally admitted that he'd gotten turned on when they were screaming insults at each other. This led to a very entertaining night, during the course of which, Cerra discovered that calling Wolffe a "gorgeous little useless slut" was a one-way ticket to pound town. She deployed this knowledge strategically.

Cerra was secretly terrified of Plo Koon. Wolffe could never figure out why she was so respectful and quiet whenever the Jedi was around, until she confessed that she was afraid General Plo would think she wasn't good enough for Wolffe. She never got over it, despite Wolffe's reassurances.

Thanks for the ask @moonlightwarriorqueen!

#oc ask game #ask game #oc: cerra kilian #wolffe #wolffe x oc #commander wolffe #commander wolffe x oc

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thisismeracing · 10 months

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Thoughts on stepdad!drivers? I read one about Lando the other day that got me thinking. Like I feel like all the guys are such family people that they wouldn’t even bat an eyelash at you having a kid from a previous relationship. And how cute is it that they get to be this bonus parent that gets to spend a ton of time with the kiddo, but also still gets to be a super fun adult ( if ur co-parenting, I think the narrative might change if ur a single parent) cause like I can totally see Charles helping the little one pull a prank (cause you just know that boy has a mischievous side) on one of his brothers and you just kinda look disappointed and he’s like “but babe, I get to be the fun one.” Same with Lewis or Mick; I totally see them as being the softy when it come to discipline or telling babes “no” and even when they try so hard to follow the rules they just end up falling for the cute eyes and the lil lisp when they say their name. Like can’t us just hear it now -‘ewis, ‘ick, or charlie🩷🫶🏼

OMG DSKHDJHKDJHKDFJH baby fever mode - is activated!!!

I just love this concept. I think all three would love and be really thankful for being part of your kid's childhood (which at some point turned into "our kid" because I'm pretty sure they would love to be referred to as "dad" by them).

I can picture it: let's say they're about five and they leave to have a sleepover at a friend's house, and then it's just past 10 pm, you're with charles/lewis/mick and their phone start ringing and when they pick up is your baby and I kid you not, they memorized mick/lewis/charles phone because he told them that they could call whenever if they felt like coming home (which they did). And off you guys go to pick up your kid, but mick/charles/lewis is just over the moon that they thought about calling him to pick them up just really fluff. And then, when you get home, they sleep into charles/mick/lewis arms because it just feels bigger and warmer and they're cold, and you're torn between "omg I'm losing my kid" and "omg I just know they're gonna call him dad soon"

send me thots

#millies inbox #anon #thots #ms47 #CL15 #lh44 #dad!mick #dad!charles #dad!lewis #stepdad!mick #stepdad!lewis #stepdad!charles #f1 x reader

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sihakadan · 1 year

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ooo in that case: Silco x reader (because i am, unfortunately, down bad)

“No, sorry, you laughed. I … I never saw it before. It’s — pretty.”

im a bit of a flirt so this one just spoke to me lol

Y'all be horny for the rat man lol no judgement, they made a thot for every one of our sorry asses.

SFW, just fluff and there is no proof reading in this house because I am tired and also lazy.

The child was driving everyone nuts and some questioned Silco's sanity for wanting to keep the little scamp. You, however, found it very endearing that even under that hard veneer Silco had created, he had a soft spot.

Because of your ability to handle Jinx better than anyone else, you ended up working closer with Silco than the rest. And no matter what was happening, you were down to teach her a good prank.

Until it backfired on you.

You had taught her the most effective way to pack as much glitter into one of her little gadgets so when it exploded, the glitter would get everywhere. Everywhere.

You had taught her this technique so she could get Sevika and her goons, not you. But Jinx was Jinx to be fair.

Silco was speaking with you about a new threat that was bothering his shipments, trying to figure out how much of an issue that was going to develop from a few kids on hoverboards. You lounged on his couch as he watched you from his desk, his expression unreadable.

Then Jinx just bounced in and threw herself at you, giving you a huge hug. "Happy birthday!" She patted your back.

With an 'oof', you patted her back. "Thanks, but it's not my birthday?" You said with confusion as you watched her book it from the office, looking at Silco with confusion. His answer was to shrug. Who knew the ways of Jinx.

You were going to just shrug it off until you heard the clicking from your back. Oh shit. You tried reaching back and you ended up looking like a dog chasing its tail as you frantically tried to get the device off your back.

Then the room burst into the largest explosion of glitter and pink smoke.

"Jinx!" You heard Silco yell from the pink fog. This was never coming out and if it did, it'd take years.

Coughing and shaking off what you could, you heard the chair roll and footsteps approach you. Out of the pink smoke, Silco appeared and the pink powder that created the smoke was staining his vest. Glitter covered his hair and even his eyelashes and he sputtered to avoid getting more than necessary in his mouth.

Silco was a fearsome man; powerful, cool and calculated. And he was standing in front of you covered in pink stains and glitter. Without thinking, you burst into laughter, tears pricking your eyes.

He stopped and looked at you, eyebrows raised. Trying to hide the wide smile and giggles coming from you, you covered your mouth. Oh, no you were gonna be in trouble with him for laughing. "I'm sorry, sir." You reached out and tried to sweep the glitter from his shoulder.

He looked surprised at your apology and looked at your hand as you tried the futile attempt to sweep off as much glitter as you could. “No, sorry, you laughed. I…I never saw it before." He stopped and looked at your face as he also reached towards you, wiping a smudge of the pink from your cheek. "It’s- pretty.” He said the last word slowly and with purpose.

The deep blush that spread over your face lit your skin on fire and a small, shy smile spread on your lips as you looked up at him. You would have never guessed. "You're not so bad yourself." You reached up and tried to get some of it out of his hair. "Especially covered in glitter."

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A/N: Jinx has pocket sand and throws it at people as a way to say hello or be my stepparent.

#smooch for the rat man #arcane silco #silco x reader #arcane x reader #arcane #arcane league of legends

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