Regulus: Its too fucking hot
James: Nope, you're just being a baby.
Regulus: I am not being a baby. I am boiling to death, James Fleamont Potter. To death.
James, lovingly: of course you are, sweetheart, because you're a baby.
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that one random question your friend drops after an hiur of silence
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lan sizhui: hanguang-jun, what do you do if the person you love bats their eyelashes when they want something? how do you say no?
lan wangji: you don’t.
lan sizhui:
lan wangji:
lan wangji: give up. give in.
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Heeseung: Hey what's a good way to say 'Im dying on the inside' but in poetry?
Jungwon: I may look like a calm ocean, but all of a tsunami's waters are raging inside of me.
Niki: Outside I skrt skrt but inside I hurt hurt
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Shane: Yoba, my back is fucking killing me
Farmer: Old.
Emily: Old.
Sam: Old.
Abi: Old.
Seb: Old.
Shane: ... I'm 28-
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Ace: The rules of the Queen of Hearts are stupid. That's my statement.
Trey: That's not a statement that's an obituary
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