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#enhypen incorrect quotes
minhosimthings · 7 months
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Heeseung: Hey what's a good way to say 'Im dying on the inside' but in poetry?
Jungwon: I may look like a calm ocean, but all of a tsunami's waters are raging inside of me.
Niki: Outside I skrt skrt but inside I hurt hurt
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Niki, running out the door: I AM GOING TO STEAL A SLOTH FROM THE ZOO AND KEEP IT AND NAME IT BOBETTE AND IT WILL BE MY CHILD!
Jay, already grabbing his coat: Heeseung, please call the police department and ask how much bail is for a person's third breaking and entering charge.
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nmixxedquotes · 2 months
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[ENHYPEN incorrect quotes using university student convos/vibes]
Heeseung: yo give me one hour of the week where i don't have to worry about the next hour
Jay: standing up right now is a waste of energy
Jake:i don't even know if this apple gives me the nutrients. it could be fake. imma take this croissant tho
Sunghoon: i've done one problem in 2 hours. *stares in disbelief*
Sunoo: you can find me at the highest level of the library. please and thank you.
Jungwon: discussion posts give me green text vibes
Niki: *rips syllabus*
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shiba-chuu · 5 months
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Wonyoung: * see Sunghoon standing in the kitchen and boiling water*
Wonyoung: What are you doing?
Sunghoon: RIP water, you’ll be mist
Wonyoung: …..get out from my house
Sunghoon: But will you mist me?
Wonyoung: I SAID OUT-
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elsawr1tes · 9 months
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Jay after Jungwon’s GQ photoshoot: The first thing I look for in a man is his heart
Jay: It’s not my fault his tits are in the way
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kangnina · 1 month
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Jake: I think the barista wants me.
Heeseung: What did she say?
Jake: She didn't say anything. But she did that thing with her eyes when she made my drink.
Jay: ... blinking?
Jake: Morse code for "one-way trip to pound town."
Jungwon: No.
Jake: Gonna play with her sweater puppies while I dog pound her.
Sunoo: STOP.
Jake: *barks excitedly*
Sunghoon: Everyday it gets harder for me to admit that I know you.
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wintvs · 1 year
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0x1mina · 7 months
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niki : what time is it?
jake : i don’t know, pass me that phone and we’ll find out
jake : [ starts playing party in the usa ]
jay : WHO THE FUCK IS BLASTING PARTY IN THE USA AT TWO IN THE MORNING
jake : it’s 2 am
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luxurystark-jackson · 9 months
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enhypen as text posts
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kikitulips · 9 days
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ꢐ Sunghoon ꒰ ꒰ enhypen ꒱ ꒱ lockscreens ♡
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minhosimthings · 6 months
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Jay: How was the honeymoon?
Heeseung: Jake got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Heeseung: He said "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".
Heeseung: I love him.
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Jungwon: I can't wait for my 20th birthday.
Jay: Oh no, when I did get this old.
Jay: I'm practically your grandma.
Jay: I must settle in my armchair with boiled sweets and dusty photos of times gone by.
Jungwon: You're 21.
Jay: Don't speak to your grandma this way.
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nmixxedquotes · 3 months
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Jake: I love you guys, you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me
Sunghoon: we’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
Jake: yes
Jay: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you
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shiba-chuu · 10 months
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Sunghoon: Wonyoung, Wonyoung, what do you call a dictionary on drugs?
Wonyoung: If you say "addict-ionary" I swear I will cut you.
Sunghoon: I was actually going to say "high definition", but your answer's so much better.
Wonyoung: *inside* Why are we still here? Just to suffer…
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nikiizqn · 8 months
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Heeseung: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Jake: You and me!!!
Heeseung, tearing up: Okay.
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chaotickpop · 22 days
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Jake: What's it like being tall?
Sunoo: Is it nice?
Jungwon: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Ni-ki: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
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