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scaramoon · 3 years

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hello hello lore!! we back at it again!! <33 i’m very much excited and i’m once again typing this in real time~

OKAY SO!! it’s finally starting!! with only one hour delay :’) you probably have other anons telling you all about it by now and you probably saw it on twt but i said i’d do it so i will!! feel free to delete it if you deem necessary 😽

okay so it’s a “normal” stream again featuring the voice actors (with face cams this time!!); this time with the voices of amber, barbara, kaeya, jean, aether and lumine!!

now they’re playing the first trailer; YAE IS THE FIRST ONE WE SEE HDJSJDJD…YO THAT ONE SHRINE THAT LOOKS LIKE A SHELL?? KOKOMI <3 GONNA BUST- SIGNORA IS BAACKKK!! WEEKLY BOSS TYPE BEAT?! KOKOMI IS GETTING INTRODUCED AAAAH- PAUSE WAS KAZUHA FIGHTING THE SHOGUN?! WHAT??? BAAL INTRODUCTION NOW- SCARA SCARA DCARA SCARA SCARA DCARA SCARA IM GONNA CRY SCARA SCARA SCARA-

FIRST CODE: DSPVUN2BKH5M

now they’re talking about the liyue festival!! the moonchase festival!! we’ve seen keqing, ningguang and xiangling!! the whole harbour will be decorated again!! there’s an event story quest called “moonlight merriment” featuring keqing and xiangling and it’s about finding the meaning of the moonchase festival!! there are 3 event games; and the fish claymore is one of the event rewards and refinement materials can be bought with event points in the event shop!!

for the one year anniversary they’re bringing back the passage of clouds and stars login event (up to 10 intertwined wishes can be claimed) and they’re restoring the double up crystal shop (when you buy crystals for the first time you get double the amount; and they’re restoring it for everyone!!)

act 3 of chapter 2 will be coming as well! in the new act we will apparently be learning more about the shogun and scaramouche will be finally appearing!! la signora obviously as well,,,and we’ll get to find out scara’s backstory during the quest!! i’m gonna cry i love him sm

now they’re talking about the upcoming characters; baal is first! next is kokomi <33 i love her sm :(( <33 and sara is the last to be introduced…she has crow feathers!! whoa :o we’ll also get baal’s and kokomi’s character stories~ baal and sara banners are first, kokomi is second

we’re getting 2 new areas as well; watatsumi island (home of the resistance, looks like a shell, very much pastel and pretty!! it’s a mermaid dream i’m gonna cry) and seirai island (it’s constantly enveloped by storms and is very gloomy and dark; full of abandoned shrines AND WE’RE GETTING A TALKING CAT!! SHE’S A PRIESTESS!! AAAAH)

now onto the new enemies; electro oceanid, hydro cube and la signora as a new weekly boss!! la signora transforms from cryo to pyro~

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we’re getting a fishing system! you can craft different types of bait and the fishing system is kinda similar to stardew valley if that tells you anything!! we can use the fishes for cooking or we can exchange them for rewards at the fishing association- we can also catch special fish called “ornamental fish”, which can be raised by the travellers if they’re caught! there will be a fishing challenge~

another event; “hyakunin ikki” which is a fighting challenge; players can make 6 teams of 2 characters each using their own characters or trial characters - it’s like a relay fight club!!

system changes; duplicates in the tea pot that are in the same area (room/same outside area) will get their load value reduced!

THIRD CODE: NTPVU7JTJYPD

there will be a web event called “engraved wishes” where players can submit their messages for the one year anniversary; some of them will be engraved into actual paimon blocks and a 6 foot paimon statue will be made out of 50,000 of those paimon blocks!! there will be an online concert featuring classical musicians from belgium, the us and south korea. they’re showing a live recording of the tokyo synphonic theatre performing some the inazuma soundtrack and the goosebumps are unreal i’m-

now they’re talking about aloy! she looks really cool, her animations are so sick!! everyone will get her, although playstation players will get her with 2.1, other players will receive her 2.2 via in-game mail.

the va’s are playing some cute games now; one was “guess the correct va” and the other one was never have i ever genshin edition. they’re ending the game with a video from players talking about their experience (two girls talked about how they celebrated lunar new year in genshin since they couldn’t meet irl due to the pandemic and that shot made me TEAR UPPPP) with the game!! it’s very cute it’s making me emotional bye-

yeah, that’s about it!! it was fun even though the one hour delay caused me a lot of emotional distress 😿

forgive me for the shorter reply i’m so mf sleepy

TY FOR THE CODES IM PRIMOGEM POOR </3 i saw like a clip or two of scara but honestly other than that i’ve not heard anything, so thank you hehe. i’m really excited for scaramouche though omg, if he’s gonna have a banner now would be a good time so i’m manifesting it for the whole genshin community idc idc.

the fishing game does sound fun though omg. gonna catch a paimon pt 2 <3 OMG AND A TALKING CAT :(( she and the dogs are besties, i said so <3

are those all the islands though?? i knew the three we have now weren’t all of them but i don’t know how many is gonna be there in the end WJNCDB

i haven’t seen a lot of stuff about aloy but what i did see was p cool. i think it’s neat that they’re giving a free five star, i know a few ppl have mentioned not having any apart from traveler :(

#ONCE AGAIN TY ILYSM LOML #lore.txt #msg: error

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kyovtani · 3 years

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ASKS

hey babies! i’ve decided to answer the asks about back to life one and two like this because ive received so so so many and you guys blew me away so answering every single one of them is the least i can do to show you guys just how grateful i am. thank you so much for giving both parts SO much love, i love and appreciate you guys and the support you’re constantly sending my way with my whole entire heart <33

BYE THE FIC IS SO GOOD SO FAR. MY ANXIETY THO FROM THE ENDING, LIKE PLS KYO REALIZE THE MCS ANXIETY PLS DONT GO OUT WITH SORA PLEASE PLEASE HE SEEN HOW SHE DIDNT LOOK OKAY WHEN HE CAME IN PLEASE REALIZE HER ANXIETY PLEASE

– THANK YOU SO SO MUCH BABY !! this was the very first ask about back to life and it’s honestly the cutest thing ever! I hc Kyoutani to be rally understanding of things like anxiety and depression, generally mental health so that’s why it was easy for him to understand the reader’s situation and mindset!

BACK TO LIFE!!!!!!!! MY HEART!!!!!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO GOOD!!!!! i was really excited when you started posting about it!! i can't wait for part 2, i wanna know how they fix this!

AAAH !! thank you so much for the love and support baby!!!! I really hope you enjoyed part 2 just as much, sending you lots of smooches MWAH

OH MY GOD THE KYO FIC IS AMAZING

THANK YOU SO MUCH BABY !!!!!

OH MY GOD YOUR KYOUTANI FIC HAS ME ACTUALLY FROTHING I LOVE IT SM

IM NOT KIDDING WHEN I SAY THAT MY JAW ACTUALLY DROPPED AT THE LAST COUPLE PARAGRAPHS AS WELL I CANT WAIT FOR PART 2

AAAH YOU GUYS !!! this made me so happy !!! thank you so much and I hope part two met your expectations and you enjoyed the ending MWAH!!

HOLY FUCK THAT KYOUTANI FIC WHEW IT WAS SO SO GOOD IM SO EXCITED FOR PART 2

thank you for the food <33

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT BABY !!!

YOUR KYOTANI FIC AHHHHHHH my heart can’t handle this

I AM SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT BABY !!!

OW THE END ON BACK TO LIFE HURTED THOUGH GDFGHJDFHJRY

Was overwhelmed by the hurty that I forgot to say how much I ADORE your characterization of Kyoutani. fdjkhgjkgdr

THANK YOU SO MUCH !! honestly- that means the world to me, probably the best compliment you can give me :((

Back to life was so good OMG 😳😳 HELLO??? You're amazing

Thank you so much, my love! it honestly is everything to me when you guys tell me such sweet things I love you so much MWAH!!

the new fic did not help me with my insecurities now i’m just frustrated and insecure. great writing tho.

honestly- same. when I wrote this, I lit indulgent every bit of my mind working into this fic and thats why it means so much to me ?? so youre not alone, my love; but thank you so much <33

The way I panicked at the end of the fic thinking there wasn’t gonna be more to it, holy shi that fox was so good I almost cried thinking they were just gonna end things like that 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I’d NEVER end a fic like that- I hate bad endings and cannot stand cliffhangers but the formatting didn't give me another choice im sorry for the heart attack baby kfhflashsj but am glad you liked it!

@au-roraaa said: ZADE I WAS NEVER A KYO FUCKER BUT I THINK YOUVE CONVERTED ME HOLY FUCKSJFJSJDJSN

THIS IS MY JOB AT THIS POINT I WANT YOU ALL TO TURN INTO KYOU FUCKERS KSSSOH

UR THE BEST WRITER WTF?? WHEN DO U THINK PART TWO WOULD BE UP... and does kyoutani flirt with sora 😣💔

YOU GUYS- NOOO- pls my heart made a loop :(( I love you so much :(( thank you baby and I think now you know what he does with sora MWAH

@kawakuto said: hi hi zade!🤩 (ajdjs idk if you remember me but i moved main blogs and I was @/gukooky before LOL) THE KYOUTANI FIC ANDJWNS I DIDNT EXPECT THE END WAHHHH🥺🥺 it was so well written omg I loved it!! (wtf kyoutani, you said we were going slow what if I wasn’t ready to call u my boyfriend wtffff😔😔 pain.)

AAAAH OFC I DO REMMEBER !! hope youre doing well baby !!! and thank you SO much for your sweet words, I honestly appreciate them so much :((<33

pls I’m in love with your writing. You write kyoutani so well so now I’ll always be grabbing at any crumbs you send my way 🥵

thank you so so so much baby!!!! these kinda words always hit me right at the heart, I appreciate them so much and I love you sm much

bb i love ur kyoutani fic sm :(( ur rlly so talented <33 i look forward to pt 2 ^3^

thank you so much baby, sending a smooch your way mwah

zade that kyoutani piece im in so much pain why would u do this to me 💔💔💔💔

believe me when I say It hurt me even more than you </3

I just finished reading part 2 and it waS SO GOODAJSFHJLFG you did amazing!! (n˘v˘•)¬

THANK YOU SO MUCH BABY !!!

Hi! New nonnie coming through :) First time I'm writing something because I'm such a nervous wreck but I just had to

THE FIC WAS SO GOOD THE VIBES ARE CHEFS KISS. IT WAS SO GOOD I LITERALLY DROOLED I CAN NOT GET OVER IT !

Mister kyotani pls rail me thanks 🐱

THANK YOU AAAH YOURE SO CUTE !!! I truly appreciate this with my whole entire heart so thank you so much baby, hope you have a good one mwah

Wait did he do anything with Sora?

nope!! they just went to the party together but in my mind he didn’t even hug her and she didn’t try anything else, too, simply bc she knew how in love he is with reader!!

YOUR MINDDDDD!! THE KYOU FIC WAS SOOOO GOOOD!! Omg i hope you do a part 3 😭😭

i have a Little sequel which is really really soft but I'd love to write some more for it!

@soranihimawari said: Part 1 & 2 with kyoutani was amazing as always Zade! I really liked the ending. This was such a fun read. I was wondering who’s else would be sharing the apartment with Kyoutani. What made you choose tattoo artist Iwa & Oikawa? Those two made me chuckle with the way they came in like that. Hope you have a great day/evening/late night/etc.

✌🏼&💜

—sora—

aaah thank you so so much, baby!! I truly appreciate your sweet words, youre the cutest! regarding your question: You shares an apartment with Iwa, Oikawa and Yahaba (who also works at the tattoo studio!) and i don't know to be really honest- I just like the thought of these three being really good friends so after contemplating whether or not to go with iwaoi or matsuhana, I ended up going with those two dorks! hope you have a good one baby mwah!!

@sakusapetals said: PLEASEE I LOVE YOUR WRITING SO MUCH

AAAH THANK YOU SO SO MUCH BABY !!! I LOVE YOU SM

How long did it take you to write the entire two parts? Like wow that’s alot👁👄👁 i adore long fics though

oooh- hm ?? tbh i don't really know ?? I can’t remember ?? I think it took me about a month or like three weeks since I did write it all in one go yk? it was the only WIP I worked on during that time and it felt SO relieving to publish it!

AAAHHH the kyou fic was a masterpiece bb!!! ❤️❤️

thank you so so so much baby!!<33

U LITERLALT WRIYE KYOU THE BEST ABSOLUTE BEST. he’s so aggressive and demanding but he still is willing to show someone special his vulnerability. I LOVE READING STUFF ABOUT HIM FROM U

AAAAH thank you so much- you guys have no idea how much these kinda comments mean to me- I love you so MUCH MWAH

I just read the first part of "back to life" an it had me speechless so many times, almost cried at the end, it's honestly so well written. I'm off to read part two. Have a nice day 🐰

sdoalfsla thank you so much baby! I hope you enjoyed both parts equally as much and thank you for all the love mwah!!<3

Hana is a baddie

SHE IS!! she’s literally the baddest bitch to ever exist ft. saeko ofc but nobody acknowledges it </3

@tonhwa said: I’m in love with the way you write kyoutani pls. Even your previous fics on your old account ( if you don’t mind me mentioning it ) are so fucking amazing. GOSH YOU CHARACTERIZE HIM SO WELL AND THE PLOT IS ALWAYS SO JUICY AND INTERESTING I CANT HELP BUT GO BACK AND READ IT. and then you release this fucking wonderful piece and I feel like it’s my birthday even though it’s already passed LOL ty ily have a wonderful day I’m sobbing tears of happiness

YOU GUYS PLEASE- the fact this made me tear up when I first read it- thank you SO much honestly. knowing you guys enjoy my characterization of my favorite character is honestly everything to me so thank you sm I love you baby have a good one!!<3

I’ve been on this app from high school, and now I’m a college grad. I have to say I’ve never sent a message to anyone I’ve followed. But that tattoo artist! Kyou fic, part 1 and 2 are 😩💕 *chefs kiss* you are one of my favorite writers I’ve ever followed since joining this app. You NEVER disappoint!

-💕 a very satisfied reader

thank you so much baby!! aaah this is honestly so so sweet :(( thank you for taking the time out of your day to send me such a sweet thing, I appreciate it and you so much mwah!!

i gotta say babe THANK YOU FOR THE KYOTANI CONTENT!! muAAAAHH💞💞

NOO THANK YOU GUYS FOR GIVING IT SO MUCH LOVE MWAH!!!

i love kyoutani and he obvs deserves his dick sucked 🤧🤧 but i catch him posting up with other girls I DONT CARE THE SITUATION he gonna catch these hands for a real one 👊🏼👆🏼🤜🏼🥊🥊 kidding 😐😐😐 he’d body me

pls the way this had me chuckling like crazy bc same sajlskjpw he can get mad all he want but he better stay his pretty ass where he is- by my side 😌

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sanzu-sanzu-sanzu · 3 years

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helloo anri <3 it's okayy dw abt the late reply, I don't mind! and I'm sorry to hear that u have been so busy, I hope you're not too exhausted :( and if u are, I hope you're able to take a break and rest!!

you should definitely pick up the anime someday!! the experience with it was really good so far! absolutely no complaints from me hehe

ohh I didn't know the moebius arc is your fav!! I agree tho, it's really good and definitely one of the best arcs!! and the valhalla arc is indeed very painful :')

watching it again in the anime was like tearing open a healing wound ;-;

and it made me miss baji so much more than I already do everyday- (he's my absolute fav </3)

as alwaysss I hope you have a wonderful day today too!! and GOOD MORNINGG <3

(I hope you aren't as busy today and get some time for urself💕 oh, and I hope u like the new nickname I gave u cuz I definitely do! hehe)

sorry this has gotten so long-

break and rest, yes!! need to rest my wrist too every few hours actually so i kinda don't have a choice on that hahaha. it's fine though, the heavy work just got finished today so i can sleeep longer now.

aaaah i have seen clips of them fighting in moebius and i can see! they seem to have done a great job at the direction so i am excited for that :) i will make sure to watch <3

both the moebius and black dragons are my fav so far, honestly! (or do we also count bonten as a short arc in its own? because i loved that one too!) though this current one so far looks to be promising so i'm excited <3 tho half-sad that it's the last one haha.

i love the nickname, thank youuu hahaha and plsss i live for long letters/messages i could read them all day so don’t worry!

have a good day, bel :)

#<3

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zwiezraczek · 4 years

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My bijou part 3 yes!!!!!

My Bijou - Part 3 (request)

My Bijou: y/n pov - My Bijou: Ben pov

Warning: post suicide attempt

Note: FINALLY I DID IT. Like, this wasn't hard or anything but this quarantine made me lazy af, and I just don't know what to do and aaaah... I hope you'll enjoy this!!! 💕

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Weakly, you opened your eyes struggling against the harsh light in this white room. Your lips were dry, and you could barely part them in order to exhale something, not even a word. Your head hurt so much. Everything around was spinning and spinning until you closed your eyes again, hoping that this sensation wouldn't last forever.

You moved your head to the right, feeling something warm in this hand. Something grabbing your hand, delicately and this pleasant sensation had helped you to concentrate on the room and to make every spin stop.

He was sitting there, looking at your face. It was Ben, his hand in yours. Oh God, you remembered now. It was a crazy night indeed, and apparently you failed. As always. And if you had enough energy to do so, you would smile sarcastically, and probably laugh at yourself for another great failure of your life. But instead, Ben's soft voice soothed you for a moment.

“Hello y/n,” he murmured softly, “how you're feeling?” You couldn't gather your voice to reply, instead you mumbled something, something probably inaudible because Ben just smiled before squeezing your hand. “Bijou, don't force yourself. I'm bringing you water.”

Bijou? You recalled it now, mostly through fog as Ben stood up to bring some water for you. You had thought about this word for the past few days – what day was it? – thinking how beautifully it sounded, and how you would love to be somebody's treasure. And you called Ben your bijou when he came, when you saw silhouettes in white taking you, as your head was spinning and spinning until you closed your eyes, hoping that you would never wake up again. But you woke up, and Ben was here, with you. And until your thought could wander too far, he came back with a bottle of water and a smile.

~~~

“Ben, why are you staying with me?”

This question had burned your lips for the past few days he had spent with you, by your side talking to you and making sure you were fine. Your parents came too, and then Ben would leave but otherwise he tried to be by your side for the most of the time. You couldn't complain about that, but, in a way, you felt that he was forcing himself to stay with you, his suicidal bestfriend who had destroyed your relationship to sink into despair and darkness until sinking deep into the ocean before he reached out to you, saving you.

“Because you are my friend, y/n,” he replied, and you could feel how unsure he was about this, his hands fidgeting.

“Don't bullshit me,” you replied harshly, not wanting to hide anything anymore. You felt exhausted, exhausted pretending that everything was ok, and especially now that everyone around you knew that it wasn't. “If you pity me, for our friendship's sake, leave. Because I can't stand you being here, and not with your girl because of a moron like me.” You looked him right into the eyes. You were probably too harsh, a little bit too harsh, judging by the look he gave you right away.

“I... You're not a moron, y/n,” he said, not knowing where to start. “I'm a moron. I definitely made you suffer, and I wish I could turn back time, to the good old days when we were careless and just two teenagers in love...”

“We can't go back in time,” you said dryly, “and if I could I think I wouldn't call you, because I'm bringing you enough suffering like that. I'm sorry Ben, you can leave.” You began to turn away, when he put his hand on your shoulder, almost forcing you to look at him.

“No, y/N, I'm not leaving anymore. I can't lose you. I can't... I was so scared when I saw you, on the carpet, in your apartment, almost,” he couldn't say it, with a lump in his throat hecontinued, “I understood that I couldn't let you alone, not like this, not like this...”

“You'll be my friend, Ben. That should be enough for both of us.”

“You say so because you don't know how I feel, y/n,” he almost exclaimed, regretting it immediately as his voice resonated in the empty hospital's hallway. “A part of me almost faded away with you being... I couldn't imagine losing you forever, not like this, never... I just want to be by your side, forever. Just like we used to be,” he finally said, grabbing your hand lovingly and looking at you with his pearly green eyes. “I want us to be lovers, my Bijou. I understood one thing while almost losing you: I never cared about anyone more than you. I never did. And the thought of losing you was... I don't want to think about it, y/n,” he kissed your hand, your palm, his soft lips pressed against your skin.

“Ben I... I don't want to force you, I,” you hesitated, “almost feel like forcing you to say that and I don't want to, really I just want to...”

“I want you to spend the rest of my life with you, I hope we are destined to spend the rest of our days with each other, just like two lovers,” he said, recalling the message you had sent to him. “I love you y/n, and I've never stopped loving you.”

And through the tears in your eyes, somehow, you managed to smile to your Bijou.

#ben hardy #ben hardy imagine #ben hardy blurb #angst #suicide attempt

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moorehollandplz · 5 years

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Undrunk :-: T.H.

Authors Note: This slammed into my brain without warning. Based on the song “Undrunk” by Fletcher. Italics indicate voicemails. If you enjoy my writing please like and reblog! And check out my other stories on my Masterlist.

Summary: Leaving Tom a series of drunken voicemails in one night… two weeks after a terrible break up.

⚠️ Warning: angst, adult themes, drinking, language, mentions of sex and self touching

Word Count: 1930

Tom woke up to the sound of his phone pinging and vibrating, which was alerting him to messages he’d received overnight. Most nights, he kept his phone on ‘Do Not Disturb’ so any calls or texts came in silently for him to review in the morning. He sleepily cracked one eye open as he fumbled for the phone. He unlocked it with his thumb and slowly dragged himself into a sitting position. He lazily rubbed his face with his left hand as he looked down at the illuminated screen. First, he checked his private Instagram, the one he used only for his close friends and family. He checked the likes and comments on his recent uploads. Then decided to scroll through his feed a little.

Suddenly, he stopped scrolling, his breath hitched in his throat, and he just stared for a moment. There you were. Arm slung around a mutual friends waist. Red solo cup raised high in the air. A beautiful smile spread on your face, one that told a story of how much fun you were having. You were clearly one sip away from wasted. He checked the date stamp on the photo and saw that it was from the previous night.

Tom noticed that the post had multiple pictures attached, so he sucked in a shaky breath and swiped left on his screen. Again, your smiling face assaulted him. This time you were pouting. But, your eyes were still bright with laughter. Your cup was raised just under your stuck out bottom lip, as if you were about to take a sip when the photo was snapped. He tore his eyes from yours, which he had always found himself getting lost in.

He swiped left again. This one took his breath away completely. It was candid. It was stunning. You were outside around a bonfire with a few others. Everyone around you was laughing and appeared to be having a good time. But, not you. You were staring off into the distance. Your eyes were glassy as if you had been crying. Your cheeks were pink. Your hair had been blown slightly forward so some pieces were in front of your face.

Tom found himself wondering what you were thinking. What had made you cry. Even though, he knew the answer. Even though, he wasn’t supposed to care. Not anymore. He shook his head trying to loosen his thoughts and closed his Instagram app. Having had enough of the memories of you and that night two weeks ago.

He decided to stay off his other social media accounts. He really couldn’t take anymore pictures of you popping up in his feeds. So, his eyes settled on the green phone icon. His eyes widened at the number in the little red bubble next to it. Eight. He opened the phone app and saw he had four missed calls and four new voicemails. All from you. He covered his mouth to stifle a groan and he looked to his right at the naked body of the woman he’s been trying to fill the void in his heart with for the last week.

He slowly shifted out of his bed and tip-toed out of the room. He closed the door behind him softly, definitely not wanting to wake her up. He moved silently through his quiet apartment. He plopped down on the couch in the living room and he let out a huff of air that he hadn’t realized he’d been holding.

He closed his eyes and clicked the first message.

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Y/n Saturday 3/30/2019

2:37 am

“Tom? Uh… hey. It’s me… I don’t even know why I’m calling. I’m veeeeery drunk. Hahaha… I’m at Bryan’s party. I only came, because they said you couldn’t make it. Why did I say that? Ugh… I should really go home. This party has been… over for a while now. Every… everyone important is either passed out or gone. But…. but I’m scared of being… sober. Sssssssth… ow! I just got lime juice in a paper cut from work! You don’t need to know that. Shit that burns… but not…. not as bad as thoughts of you… (mumbling)... Yeah? Oh… shots? Out by the fire? Coming! Yeah I’m on the phone… no it’s no one… just someone I used to know….”

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Silence. Tom’s finger hesitated over the delete button. He shouldn’t be listening to these. To you. After what you did, he should hate you. He needed to hate you. But, he loved you so deeply and he just couldn’t stop himself. He passed over the delete button and pressed the next message, instead.

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Y/n Saturday 3/30/2019

2:51 am

“(Sniffle) T… Tom… It’s… me… (sniffle) I’m sitting on a bed. I’m… not sure (sniffle) where I am. I think I’m still at… (sniffle) Bryan’s. It’s dark. My clothes… I don’t know where (sniffle) they are… I think I… I made a mistake. I don’t remember. God my head… (Gasp) He moved. Please don’t wake up. I need to… to get out of here. But… (sniffle) I don’t want to… turn on the light. I don’t want to see who… who it is. (Shifting) I wish I could see you... I want to come over… (sniffle) oh fuck… (sob) that’s weird to say… especially after… And I know… (sob) I know… she’s there. Of… course… she is! (Loud bang) FUCK! Oooowww… (Mumbling) Oh… no… I’m fine... I think… yea I’m just gonna head home. No no no… I’ll find my way. I’ll call an Uber. Hahaha… please no… don’t. Just go to sleep. I’ll be fine. I always am. (Door click) I need a shot.”

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Silence. Tom felt his heart break all over again. He couldn’t believe you had called him after having just had sex with someone. He felt tears stinging his eyes. But, he refused to let them form. He shook his head and thought about not continuing. Sure, this was only going to get worse. He wasn’t sure his heart could take anymore of this. But, he needed to hear the rest. He needed to hear your voice. He hung his head as he pressed the next message.

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Y/n Saturday 3/30/2019

3:34 am

“Tom… hi… me again. I’m sorry I keep calling, but I hate being alone…. and drunk. All I do is look at all the old pictures of you. You know the ones you sent me. The ones from Venice. I should have deleted them, I know. I'm sure you deleted the ones I sent you… so she wouldn’t find them. I get it. But, i just can’t seem to let go of them. Mmmm… I find myself getting… you know… aaah… and I just can’t… mmmm… let them go…. not yet…. Ooooh… This… this is my… ha… ha… secret… aaaah… crazy right? Hahaha! Oooh... Mmmmm… Tooom… Ha… Ha… mmmmm… I… ah… ah… ooooooh mmmmm…. Tommy… Pleeeeaaase! I’m so close…. Ha… ha… yes… aaaaah! I’m… I’m… cu...mmmmmm… cumming! TOOOOM!! (Heavy breaths) Sorry… I shouldn’t have done that. (heavy breaths) I… I’m hungry.”

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Silence. Toms jaw hung open and he stared blankly ahead at what he had just heard. You had been touching yourself. To pictures of him. You had called out his name as you reached your high. He felt his boxers tighten a little. And, he’d be lying if he said he hadn’t thought about you when he was with her. But, he would never admit that he hadn’t deleted his photos of you either. He hadn’t looked at them once since that day. But, he still had them. Just in case. In case what? He had no idea. Tom blinked and looked back down to his phone. One left. He took a deep breath. And pressed the final message.

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Y/n Saturday 3/30/2019

4:22 am

“Oooow shit … Tom…uh hey it’s me again. You probably won’t even listen to this. Not after the others… which to be honest, I don’t even completely remember what I’ve said to you. But… I just hurt myself… no not on purpose. I’m still pretty wasted… and I shouldn’t have tried to make spaghetti… but I’m just so hungry…. I dropped the… the pot on my foot. The boiling water… ooooow… splashed on my leg… FUCK!! It burns! Hahaha! But… not as much as… as these never ending thoughts… thoughts of you and that… that day…………………..(Silence)............................ (glass shatters)... FUCK!... (Glass shatters)... AAAAAAAH!!! (Heavy shaky breaths) Tom…. (sniffle) I can’t do this…. (sob) I can’t function…. I can’t… (sniffle)... these two weeks… have been… (sniffle) the absolute worst! (Sob)... I’ve been bouncing… bouncing through every emotion… (sniffle) I seem to have settled… into sad… (sob) and broken… like… (sniffle) these bottles… these empty bottles… I just… (sniffle) threw on the floor. I should…(sniffle) clean them… up, but… but I’m too drunk to care… (sob)... I deserve this. I know that. (Sniffle) I ended us… (sob) that night, I know that. I… (sniffle) wish… wish I could undo it! Undo it all! (Sob)... I wish I could get undrunk that night… (sniffle)... so I could un-lose my temper…. Haha.. I don’t even… (sniffle) remember what we fought about. (Sob)... I wish I could… (sniffle)... wish I could un-kiss that room full of strangers. (Sob)... I did that just to hurt you… and I’m so… (sob)... sooo fucking sorry! Fuck! (Sob) Haha… I wish could be undrunk right now… (sniffle) so I could un-call you! And I wish… wish that night… no… our first night... (sob)... that I could un-fuck you… then this… (sob) never would’ve happened, because… we never… (sob)... never would have been… (sniffle)... i wish… I wish (sniffle)... I could… I could un-love you… (deep breath)... but some things just can’t be undone… (sigh).. and one of those… (yawn) things is… you. (Silence)...... (light snoring)”

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Tom felt the tears falling down his face. But, he didn’t care. You had just ripped his heart out. These messages were the first time you had made direct contact since that night two weeks ago. You had never tried to apologize. Not until now. He felt his insides twist, and all he wanted to do was go to your place. He wanted to see you. To scream at you. Tell you how bad you had hurt him. How you tore him apart that night. He wanted to hold you. Let you cry into his chest until you had nothing left. He wanted to forgive you. He wanted to carry you to bed and make sure you were okay. This whole time he thought he was the only one who was in pain. But, you were too. Tom felt his chest tighten. The need to run back to you was overwhelming.

“Tom?” Her voice from the hallway broke his spiraling train of thought. His head shot up and his eyes found hers. Soft and gentle. And he felt a rush of calm through his body. That’s why he was with her now. She grounded him. Kept him level. “Are you okay?” She asked and Tom’s eyes dropped back down to his phone.

“Uh… yeah… “ he lied as he stared at the voicemails. “Well…” he rubbed his cheeks with the back of his free hand to rid himself of his tears. “I will be.” He hit delete all, and dropped his phone on the couch. He stood up and crossed the room. He wrapped his arms around her and she was quick to return the gesture. “Let’s go back to bed.”

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WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT (PART 3)

CHADWICK BOSEMAN X READER

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It had to be a nice evening, and so it was, but meeting Boseman wasn’t scheduled. You just get home in your brand new penthouse, just finished renovating overlooking all of London. Part of the walls of the living room and bedroom are windows and the view at night is breath-taking. Fortunately you can’t miss anything with your work.

You throw the bag and the jacket on the sofa, you slip your heels, tie your hair and take your dress off. A shower could help you, but you have a bitter feeling of regret you know you can hardly shake it off.

Before getting in the shower, you check your phone and write a text to Aisha to thank her again and to tell her you’re at home safe and sound.

"Home safe and sound, thanks again for everything sis, awesome night, love u”

Despite being almost 4 am you’re not sleepy and tomorrow morning you have to go to work (damn)

You put on your pajama shorts and a tank top, turn on the TV while you look at the phone to check if Aisha has answered

"Rest and relax ... Sorry baby, but I had to do it, don’t be mad with me, please”

You don’t understand the end of that message, you read it again and again, but don’t ask for explanations, you relax on the big leather couch doing a bit of zapping, when the door bell rings.

Your heart beats madly, because it’s very late and you’re not waiting for anyone. You’re almost scared to go and check who it is.

You stay still in silence on the couch to make up any noise.

Anything

The door bell rings again

You get up and go see the peephole who it can be.

"Shit"

"Y/N I know you're behind the door, can you open? I know it's late, sorry”

"But how ..." and you're reminded of Aisha's text ... surely she gave him your address. “I’ll kill her, I swear I’ll kill her tomorrow"

“Y/N please, I need to talk to you”

You take the keys and open the door not caring for your outfit … there’s nothing he hasn’t already seen.

"Hi ... what are you doing here?"

He admires you from head to toe before answering "Hello ... sorry but I needed to talk to you, they interrupted us. I asked your friend to give me your phone number and she handed your the address telling that you wouldn't answer the phone and it was better coming here directly to your door”

And Aisha is right this time too ... she knows you too well.

You're a little reluctant because you don’t know what to expect, but you let him in

"Get settled, make as if you were at home"

Chadwick comes in slowly and waits for you to make his way, he looks around and pauses to look at the view that can be seen from the entrance of the living room

"Wow ... nice view and nice house"

"my little shelter"

“May I ? … "

"Of course, take off your jacket and put it wherever you want, you’re very welcome"

It’s strange having him in your house. It’s strange because there’s no longer that familiar feeling and airiness of the last time you were close together. Everything changed.

But you understand perfectly his desire to talk with you and not losing the opportunity to clarify some things.

You were the one who left unfinished business, it's all your fault. All of these feelings of guilt are just your fault. Your guilt and his guilt. Because you know perfectly he has some things to settle too, unfinished business to clarify in order to go on with his life and put his mind on rest.

You can’t deny him this direct confrontation again.

He remains silent walking around your living room, looking at the pictures hanging on the walls and resting on the furniture.

"Chadwick ... I know why you came here, please talk"

He turns to you and his expression is not as kind as the one he had at the club.

"Yes, of course I'll talk ... I won't let this rare and unique occasion escape"

You nod and listen to him.

"It's not true that I'm not angry with you, but at the club you needed to hear it, I got it. I need to fix some things so I’ll try to stay calm. There's something wrong with me and I know that it was you who broke it.

Our meeting tonight wasn’t expected at all … you know, it’s been a long time since I tried to stop thinking about you, looking for you, even looking for you on facebook, on social networks, to look for you everywhere.

I had almost put my mind on rest, but despite this, sometimes you come back into my thoughts, so suddenly, and I don’t know why. I've had several relationships, I'm engaged now, for a while, I've gone on with my life, but despite this sometimes you come back. And this morning when I arrived in London, the thought of you was so damn fucking constant.

I knew I was in your own city, or at least your facebook profile says that ... and do you wanna know what I was doing as an idiot while I was driving to the hotel and then to the cinema? I was looking for you among people looking out the window. I was looking for you among the screaming people at the Premiere. I'm just an idiot.

Then tonight, when I saw you in the club, you looked like a vision. I watched you for almost two hours before approaching because I wasn't sure it was you. But then you smiled and I don’t know, butterflies in my stomach just exploded”

You listen to him without saying a word, his tone of voice goes from being quiet and calm, dry and detached, sometimes angry and sad while he tells.

You don’t know what to say and you let him talk.

He looks at you, lets his arms fall to his sides and then takes a long, silent pause.

"Why didn’t you come with me? … I loved you"

"I loved you too"

"If you had really loved me you’d have come with me, I waited until the last second at the airport" he says firmly, marking the last words in a rather aggressive tone, gesturing a lot.

You lower your eyes, tears start running down your cheeks, no sobs, only tears.

"I ... I was afraid I suppose. I was afraid. I didn’t know what to expect, I didn’t know anything …”

"AFRAID OF WHAT Y/N? We talked about that so often that summer, WE HAD PROJECTS Y/N!!”

"YOU HAD PROJECTS! YOU KNEW CLEARLY WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE, YOU HAD EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL! I DIDN’T HAVE ANYTHING!”

Suddenly you explode and you shout against him with an unexpected reaction, he squints his eyes and squints his lips with a perplexed expression.

"I WAS JUST IN LOVE OF YOU, I FOLLOWED YOU ANYWHERE, BUT THEN? YOU HAD YOUR DREAMS, YOU WANTED TO BECOME A FAMOUS ACTOR AND YOU WERE STUDYING FOR THAT, WHAT DID I HAVE??? Have you ever asked me what I wanted to do?"

Nope, he had never asked you, he also remembers very well your conversations, what he told you, what he wanted you to see about his world, but in reality he had only asked you to follow him and leave everything you had in that moment.

“I fell like a shit Chad, I know I hurt you, I feel like shit for years living with this pain and regret. I spent months crying at the thought of you waiting for me alone at the gate to get that plane, but I didn’t make it. Forgive me if you can, but that morning at the thought of leaving my studies, the University for which I made so many sacrifices, shook my whole world and I took a step back. And I suck myself for this, I know I'm a bad person, I betrayed your trust, I hurt you, but I’m feeling so bad, every day when I think about you I'm bad. And I think of you every day. If you can understand me forgive me … please”

“OF COURSE YOU HURT ME! BECAUSE OF YOU I .... Aaaah Forget it! YOU COULD TELL ME! WE COULD TALK ABOUT IT!!! You packed up, fuck! Now … now we could be together, we could be married and have children! But now I'm almost afraid to approach a woman because of you!!!!”

"It was just a summer Chadwick …" the most wrong words you could say, you knew how much you were in love with him, even though it was only months that you knew each other and stayed together.

"JUST A SUMMER??? FOR REAL??? I WAS JUST THAT FOR YOU??? "

You shake your head in a NO. He was all for you.

"FUCK Y/N! I LOVED YOU AS I’VE NEVER DONE WITH ANYONE. YOU WERE MY LIFE, AND YOU’VE BEEN MY OBSESSION FOR ... FUCK! "

And you burst into tears, the sobs are so strong that you struggle to breathe. You never cried like that.

"Y/N ... come on, stop crying, breathe. Look at me and breathe” you didn't even notice that he came closer and he’s holding you by your shoulders, brushing them up and down trying to reassure you.

"Look at me, good girl, just like that. Breathe, but stop crying, I’m already feeling like shit, if you cry in this way, I feel even more "

"You're not a shit Chad, I am ..." you tell him between tears and sobs trying to appease them.

"No, you're not. Y/N you're not, I had no idea that you felt like that too. All this time I ... I thought you had forgotten me and that I was indifferent to you. I imagined you with some of your boyfriends talking badly about me and laughing about what we’ve shared. Don’t ask me why. I came here to throw all my resentment to you trying to feel better, but I had it all wrong. I didn’t realize I was so selfish"

You shake your head trying to stop crying, but his hands on your face don’t help. He wipes away the tears stroking and kissing your cheeks, a very sweet a gesture that is an end in itself.

"I have to go now …"

"No please, please stay"

"I can’t Y/N ... my phone will start ringing as soon as she notices that I’m not there"

"Please stay"

"We have to move on with our lives and I hope this discussion will help us to find some peace, but I’ll always carry you in my heart, always"

"Chad ... don’t go” you say almost crying

He lets his hands slip on your shoulders and lets go, your hands tighten the end of his T-shirt. He walks away from you, takes his jacket from the couch and goes out.

You say still, motionless, in the middle of the room, you can’t move any muscle, you can’t think. You just want to keep crying, but it's like you’ve finished your tears.

After few minutes, a message makes vibrate your phone.

"I couldn’t finish a sentence, I was too pissed off. I loved you as I’ve never done before, and how I can no longer do. You’ve been my obsession for years and still you are. For too long I looked for your eyes, your smile, your kisses, then I resigned myself and I settled for it. If only I could describe to you what I felt in seeing you again and holding you in my arms for a few seconds ...

I don’t know if it's good or If I hurt you in telling you this … but when I'm with her I often willingly imagine to be with you and only in those moments I can really smile. It was nice to see you, maybe one day we’ll meet again and it’ll be the right time for you and for me.

Save this number if you like, it's my direct and personal. Write me sometimes if you like, don’t disappear again. Take care of yourself"

You read the text but you don’t answer. It hurts too much.

TO BE CONTINUED

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A Fighter Never Shows Feelings 2

Last part.

A few hours later in Shibuya’s apartment……………………

Shibuya just woke up after a nap.

Shibuya : Gosh… what time is it..?? Aaaah soon it’ll be time to eat… Choukokuuu… Choukoku ???!!! DON’T TELL ME THAT SHE HASN’T COME BACK YET ????!!!! IS SHE SERIOUS OR WHAT !!!!!!! Wait… wait a bit you idiot… (calling Choukoku, leaving a message) CHOUKOKU !!!!!! ONCE AGAIN YOU’RE NOT HERE, YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU’D BE HOME BUT I’M ALONE !!!!! WHERE’S THE FUCKIN FOOD, GIRL I DON’T KNOW HOW TO COOK SO HURRY !!!!! THANK YOU !!!!!!!!

While Shibuya looked at the window watching people in the streets, Choukoku was at Nezumi’s house.

Choukoku : Can’t you punch like that ??

Nezumi : Hey, I’m not a martial artist girl ! I tried my best okay !!

Choukoku : Hahaha ! But you’re a yankii, if you punch like a barbie girl it’ll become a problem if business guys start to beat you up.

Nezumi : (laughing) I have lawyers. Well, to be honest it’s been a long time that I haven’t practiced…

Choukoku : Yeah I can tell ! But how is it ?!

Nezumi : (removing Choukoku’s gloves) Well, I’m better at kicking.

Choukoku : Haha, come on ! Seriously you should practice at least every 4 days it’ll help you.

Nezumi : Hm. Not sure that I’ll have time with Center and everything.

Choukoku : How’s she doing ?

Nezumi : Oh you know her, always busy with her fishes.

Choukoku : Fishes ? Ah, Aquarium you mean !

Nezumi : Yep. (Looking at Choukoku’s phone on the table) Your phone…

Choukoku : Ah, it must be Shibuya. SHIT I PROMISED HER THAT I’LL BE BACK ! SHE’S GONNA KILL ME !

Nezumi : Hahaha ! Well, tell her that you’re at my house. She can come if she wants…

Choukoku : Actually I should have bought some food cause we don’t have anything left in the fridge..

Nezumi : Well, another reason for her to come here !

Choukoku : (listening the message left by Shibuya on her voicemail) Give up, she left to eat something in a fast food…

Nezumi : Ok. Ah, sorry, mine is ringing ! (Picking up) Yes baby. Yes. Yes. No I’m with Choukoku. Yeah ok. Hm. Hm. Hm. Don’t worry a car crushed me but I’m alive, noooo just kiddin haha ! That was a joke ! (Choukoku raising an eyebrow) Ok, I’ll tell her.

Choukoku : Why you said that a car crushed you ??!! You’re not right in the head !!

Nezumi : I like to make her worrying sometimes, it excites me…

Choukoku : Eh ??!!

Nezumi : When you spice things up a little it’s always cool.

Choukoku : We don’t make jokes with things like that, come on !! Jesus… both of you are really space you know.

Nezumi : Hehe. (2nd phone ringing, then 3rd until the 10th !)

Choukoku : (shocked) Girl just how many phones you got ????

Nezumi : Oh, it’s nothing. Normally I used to have 20 of them before but since I’m with Center I had to reduce the numbers… Probably all my exes who are calling me so…

Choukoku : EH ???!!!

Nezumi : (smiling) Just kiddin, it’s just professional calls… but they can go fuck themselves, I’m tired.

Choukoku : How are things going by the way ?

Nezumi : Oh, you know how it works in the world of drugs…

Choukoku : Hm. Financial crisis doesn’t exist there…

Nezumi : Yep. Ah, you want some champagne ?

Choukoku : Seriously, girl what’s your thing with champagne ?! Everytime you always ask people to drink champagne !

Nezumi : Because life is a celebration, dear… (taking a bottle of champagne) You know, I’m not drinking it all the time it’s just that I use it with Center. Like a long time ago with Sakura, Center and me I think 3 or 5 bottles were used.

Choukoku : (lost) Eh ??!! With Sakura ??

Nezumi : Long story. Anyway… here, drink.

Choukoku : Thanks. (Drinking) *Yawn*

Nezumi : You’re already tired ?? You’re training too much !

Choukoku : Sorry…

Nezumi : You can rest on the couch if you want ! Don’t ask for something like this…

Choukoku : Thank you… (going to the couch) Damn I’m exhausted…

Nezumi : (joining her) I have an energy drink if you want.

Choukoku : No no, I won’t be able to sleep after !

Nezumi : Tell me… what do you like so much in Shibuya’s personality ?

Choukoku : She’s mature… she experienced a lot of things in life… she’s kind… Well, it’s complicated there’s a lot of reasons… she’s sexy too.

Nezumi : Hm. Well, kind of same with Center we all have our reasons.

Choukoku : Yeah… Sorry I’m gonna go… I’m really tired.

Nezumi : It’d be better if you stay just a little bit… (taking Choukoku’s arm and pulling her closer)

Choukoku : Nezumi..??!!

Nezumi : Shh…. I want you to stay just a little longer…. (touching Choukoku’s right thigh, this one feeling very uncomfortable)

Choukoku : No..!! I have to go, you’re drunk..!

Nezumi : I’m used to champagne… so I can’t be drunk. But… tell me… I can feel that you’re crying out of love inside…. (kissing Choukoku’s neck)

Choukoku : (more and more uncomfortable) Ah… aah..!!

Nezumi : Mmm…. Shibuya is not giving you the love that you deserves…. How long…. How long….?

Choukoku : (tears starting to come) I’m sorry, I can’t do that..!!!

Nezumi : Looks like I got a point…. When you haven’t been touched since a long time, you know…. (bitting Choukoku’s ear) Every touch makes you vulnerable and nervous…. just like you are right now….

Choukoku : Aah..!! GGG..!!! S..Stop !!

Nezumi : You’re trying to resist outside…. but inside you’re desperate…. You’re waiting for someone to unleash the dog that you are, barking for love…. (kissing Choukoku’s chick) But… even if you are with someone and that you don’t want to betray her because she’s not giving you what you need to have…. you can’t resist to what you feel…. (taking Choukoku’s hand, suckin the middle finger) cause needs are uncontrolable…. and are to be feed…. (starting to remove Choukoku’s sweat) though you’re already in love with another one…. It’s hard to resist to needs….

Choukoku : N..Nezumi..!! I can’t..!!!

Nezumi : As I said…. You’re torn between reason and feelings…. but it’s okay, Choukoku…. sometimes it’s ok to be helped…. I just want to help you, only for today…. it’s just service…. come on…. (kissing her lips) just let yourself go….

Choukoku : (breathing heavily) Aahhh…! I… can’t… Please !! (Kissing wildly Nezumi back)

Both of the girls were quickly naked and Choukoku was actually the one who was leading, Nezumi preferring to let her do it.

Nezumi : (eyes closed) Yeaahhh…. here, babyy…! Just right here…. Aahhh…. (kissing) Oohhh yeahh that’s iit…. that’s goood..!!

Choukoku : I want…. you….! I’m…. (kissing Nezumi’s belly before kissing her tits) You’re so…. gorgeous…. Aahhh…. Nezumii….

Nezumi : You’re ready…. it’s a bit early…. I guess you haven’t gotten laid since 2 months…. or more…. mmm…. (kissing, putting 2 fingers inside Choukoku)

Choukoku : Not noow….!! I… I… want… to last… a… aaaahhhhh ooooohhhhhh !!! Yeess aaahhhh !!!! Fasteerrrr….!! AAAAAHHHHHH..!!!!! OOHHH YES..!!! SO GOOD..!!!

Shibuya was calling Choukoku again while Choukoku was slowly losing control. Nezumi noticed Choukoku’s phone and smirked, touching the screen.

Shibuya was now hearing them. Nezumi asking Choukoku to go deeper, even made her said that Nezumi was better than Shibuya.

Shibuya couldn’t believe it. She hung up, shocked.

Shibuya : (about to cry) No way..!! Choukoku… how could you… (getting seriously mad) HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO MEE ????????????!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKIN DIRTY LITTLE BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WITH THIS… THIS RAT !!!!!!!! GGGG..!!!!!!!

A few moments later, Nezumi and Choukoku were done. Choukoku kissed Nezumi’s lips, it was like she was born again, re-experiencing these feelings that she had lost more than 2 months ago before. Nezumi bit Choukoku’s tongue.

Nezumi : So…. how was it to feel loved again…?

Choukoku : (smiling) Thank you…. (kissing)

Nezumi : You’re welcome…. It’s always a pleasure to help a friend…. you got a lot of energy for a sportive girl like you it’s not surprising….

Choukoku : Yeah…. Thank you for everything…. I’m gonna go now…. Shibuya must be waiting… (checking her phone) Wait..!!!

Nezumi : (acting all innocent) What’s wrong ??

Choukoku : She… She… She heard us on the phone !!! How is that possible I didn’t pick up..!!!! She said she’s going to..no !!!!! (Suddenly rushed outside Nezumi’s house)

Nezumi : CHOUKOKU ????!!!! HEY WAIT !!!!! (Laughing, clapping) Hehehehee !! Haaahahahaha !!!! That’s how it is baby. When you want to reach for your dreams and wish to be successful, there’s one rule to apply : Never trust your own friends ! Never tell them that you’re facing problems, never accept to be helped, cause in misfortune, friends can take advantage of you. In misery, you’re all alone. Never forget that. You have to sort yourself out, hahaha !! Now… let’s see what this asshole is gonna do. CHOUKOKUUU, WAIT FOR MEEE !!!!!

Few minutes later, Choukoku was almost at Shibuya’s apartment but she stopped when she saw her at the edge.

Some people noticed Shibuya but seemed not to care about the situation or didn’t want to be involved, every man for himself and God for all.

Choukoku : SHIBUYA !!!

Shibuya : YOU…!!! FUCKIN SLUT !!!!!!!!!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME !!!!!!!! DON’T APPROACH !!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : (arrived) Shibuya !! Wow, hey girl how you doing ?

Shibuya : YOU FUCKIN RAT !!!!!!!!!!! I’M SURE YOU’RE BEHIND ALL OF THIS !!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : Jeeez, what have I done again ?!

Shibuya : YOU PLANNED ALL THIS !!!!!!!!

Choukoku : Baby, come on it’s nonsense, please get down off that roof !!

Shibuya : YOU !!!!!!!! SHUT UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE THE WORST BITCH THAT I EVER MET IN THIS FUCKIN LIFE !!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME LIKE THAT ?????!!!!! I TRUSTED YOU BUT YOU JUST LIED TO ME !!!!!!!!!!!!! I KNOW NOW WHERE YOU’RE SPENDING YOUR TRAINING !!!!!!!!! YOU MOTHERFUCKER !!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : (desperate, nearly crying) Baby, I’m so sorryy..!!! I’m so sorry please forgive me, please forgive me !!!!! I..I know I made a big mistake..!!! It was for money, just today…!! Nezumi wants to help me, opening my own training centre..!!! She’s ready to give me money, with that money we could have a better life you and me !!!!

Shibuya : (clapping) WOAH !! AND LET ME GUESS, IN ORDER TO HELP YOU SHE HAS TO FUCK YOU TOO ???!!! WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SUMMARYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : This is not her fault..!!!! It’s entirely mine, I shouldn’t have kissed her !!!! I..I was just trying to…

Shibuya : TRYING TO WHAT, HUH ????!!!! TO HURT MY FEELINGS, THAT’S WHAT YOU WANNA SAY ?????!!!!! YOU AND ME WERE TOGETHER !!!!!!!!! TOGETHER, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT GODDAMMIT ????!!!!

Choukoku : I.. Since a few months… you and me don’t have any sexual relationship..!!!! Nothing !!!! It’s hard, you can understand it !!!! Everytime when I get home, you’re always mad at me, whatever the situation is !!!! Actually I.. Actually I…!!! I can’t stand it anymore, you understand ???!!! I’m tired !!!!! I’m..(crying) I’m lost, because I love you !!!!! I don’t want to lose you !!!!!!!

Shibuya : SHUT UP, FUCKER !!!!!!!!!! YOU WENT TO BANG THIS CUNT IN HER HOUSE AT YOUR OWN CONSENT !!!!!!! DON’T YOU THINK I DIDN’T HEAR THE BOTH OF YOU ????!!!! YOU SEEMED TO REALLY ENJOY YOUR TIME WITH THIS BITCH !!!!!!! YOU… YOU EVEN SAID THAT HAVING SEX WITH HER WAS BETTER, THAT SHE WAS EVEN BETTER THAN ME !!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : Of course, number one in Japan, Nezumi-san.

Shibuya : YOU, SHUT YOUR FUCKIN DIRTY MOUTH FUCKIN RAT !!!!!!!!! YOU GOT CENTER, DON’T YOU HAVE SHAME ?????!!!!! STEALING OTHER PEOPLE PROPERTY !!!!!!!!!!! YOU CUNT !!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : Shibuya, please. All of this is just a misunderstanding… I just wanted to help Choukoku as a friend after hearing her story with you, cause in your everyday life, it’s quite depressing.

Shibuya : OUR PROBLEMS ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : When a friend needs help, you help. If you can’t give what she needs, what she wants, of course she’s gonna see somewhere else. That’s the basics of love. And honestly, people are not going to wait centuries that their partner is finally ready to eat the peach. But here again, she loves you, and this service was exceptional. You’re so careless girl, if you don’t attach your dog other people can take him.

Shibuya : YOU’RE JUST A FUCKIN WHOOOORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ready to jump) I HAVE ENOUGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : BABY NO, DON’T DO THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE, YOU KNOW IT !!!!!!!!!! I’M READY TO HELP YOU, I’M..!!!!

Shibuya : (taking a small bottle of whiskey, starts to drink) YOU CAN’T HELP ME ANYMORE AND I DON’T WANT TO HEAR YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : Please, stop it !!!!!!! I don’t want to lose you !!!!!!!

Shibuya : (throwing the bottle at Choukoku who avoided it) SHUT UP I SAID !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BETRAYED ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (taking some of Choukoku’s stuff and throwing it, burning it) RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : STOP IIIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shibuya : (taking the washing machine and other apartment’s equipment, kicking it, throwing at Choukoku and Nezumi) I WANT YOU TO DIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M MAD, I’M MAAAAAAAAAAAAAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU ANYMORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : (who like Choukoku, narrowly avoided all the stuff) Hey girl, if you wanna die, die alone don’t involve us !!

Shibuya : CHOUKOKU… I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU…!!!! (taking some pills and drugs, shaking) BUT… IT WAS A LIIIIIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS YOUR FAULT, NOW YOU’LL HAVE A DEATH ON YOUR CONSCIENCE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Choukoku : NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP, SHIBUYA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : Well, I don’t remember that Shakespeare told Juliet to commit suicide because Romeo cheated on her… Wait, ah no these two were a perfect couple. Hm, if you’re trying to imitate Macbeth, girl you’ll become number one, you’ll be as famous as AKB48.

Shibuya : SHUT UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : Ah, jump then.

Choukoku : NEZUMI !!!!!!

Nezumi : You wanna jump, okay that’s your choice, stop doing your cinema, jump ! If you think that by killing yourself everything will be solved and that you’ll have a better life in the afterlife then go ahead girl ! Don’t fuckin bother us !

Shibuya : I… I WANT…!!!

Nezumi : Making other people suffering, wasting your own life like that, tss pathetic. What a poor loser ! Never seen someone so fuckin stupid, weak and everything else…

Choukoku : NEZUMI, SHUT UP !!!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU SAYING ????!!!!

Nezumi : Actually you know what, Shibuya ? You make me laugh, hear that HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA !! Yeah, I’m laughing at your face cause you’re the biggest idiot on this planet !

Shibuya : DON’T INSULT ME YOU FUCKIN RAT !!!!!!!! I’M GONNA KILL YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : People are so funny nowadays, aren’t they ?? At the first sign of a difficulty they kill themselves, thank God everyone is not like you cause nobody would exist in this world anymore ! Instead of fighting, losers prefer to act like weaklings… IT’S OKAY TO BE DOWN IN YOUR LIFE, EVERYBODY HAVE PROBLEMS, IT’S A COMMON THING, BUT NO IT’S NOT OKAY TO KILL YOURSELF JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE PROBLEMS !!!!!! ACTING SELFISHLY LIKE YOU’RE DOING PROVES THAT YOU’RE NOT A YANKII !!!!!! YANKIIS DON’T KILL THEMSELVES LIKE THAT, THEY FIGHT EVERYDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE NOT STRONG, YOU’RE WEAK !!!!!!!

Shibuya : SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : AND AFTER A GIRL LIKE YOU CALLS HERSELF STRONG ?????!!!!! COME OON, DON’T FUCKIN MAKE ME LAUGH !!!!! BUT GIRL, ONCE IN HEAVEN YOU WON’T COME BACK HERE, YOU KNOW THAT ????!!!! WHAT DO YOU PREFER, HUH ???!!! PROVING TO PEOPLE WHO ARE LAUGHING AT YOUR FACE THAT YOU CAN DO IT, WHATEVER THE DIFFICULTIES YOU’RE GOING THROUGH OR YOU PREFER TO ACT LIKE A COWARD AND BEING ANOTHER ANONYMOUS BITCH WHO WENT CRAZY AND BECAUSE SHE’S HAS DIFFICULTIES SHE WANTS TO GIVE UP BY KILLING HERSELF SHAMELESSLY ?????!!!!! YOU’RE NOT A TRUE RAPPAPPA, YOU’RE JUST A TRASH, A CRYBABY !!!!!!

Choukoku looked at Nezumi, shocked, but like everyone can understand, she knew what Nezumi was trying to do, what message she was sending. Choukoku looked at Shibuya, worried. The Rappappa Queen reacted to Nezumi’s words and started to cry.

Shibuya : Noo..!!!! No…

Nezumi : (talking to Choukoku) If you wanna play Superwoman, girl, this is now ! We won’t hold out forever…

Choukoku immediately climbed the building. Shibuya was on the 13th floor.

Shibuya : Choukoku..????!!!!

Nezumi : Girl I didn’t tell you to be Spiderman !!!! You’re crazy or what, you’re gonna kill yourself !!! Don’t you think that there’s not enough drama as it is ???!!! Damn, take the stairs !!!!

Shibuya : CHOUKOKU STOP, YOU’LL FALL !!!!!!

Choukoku : I DON’T CARE IF IT’S TO SAVE YOU !!!! YOU’RE WORTH IT..!!!!

Shibuya : Choukoku…

Nezumi : Okayy soo… is it going to be a tragedy or comedy… I think I should call 119 cause 2 deaths on my conscience will be too much for me, I don’t want to go to jail. Won’t be good for my business…

Choukoku : I love you Shibuya, and we’re together in this, I’ll never let you down, never !!!!

Shibuya : Choukoku..!!! I love you too !!! Be careful !!! I..AAAAAH !!!!!!!!! (Shibuya was falling)

Choukoku : SHIBUYAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezumi : JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH, HOLY FUCKIN SHIT !!! NOT NOW !! Where are my headphones… hm ah !! (listening to music, catholic one that prayers sing in churches) *HAAALLELUJAH ! HALLELUJAH ! HALLELUJAH !* Whoah, she looks like the Angel Gabriel !! Strech your arms out a little ! (now quietly praying, eyes closed, while listening to the song) Please fuckin God save this poor bitch, I know she’s not a pure one but man, you know everyone’s not perfect. (Choukoku was falling too) Please, save both of them or I’ll be sent in jail !! Move your ass Goddamnit !!! AMEN !!!!

Choukoku and Shibuya fell in a big swimming pool placed by firemen. Both of them were alive.

Choukoku : Shibuya..!! (kissing her)

Shibuya : Choukokuu… (kissing her back)

Nezumi : Holy hell. Aah thanks God ! Happy ending…

Choukoku and Shibuya kept kissing but firemen and some witnesses were angry, saying that it wasn’t the right place to make love.

Nezumi : Well… it’s true that they can take a room but you people, have no idea of everything we’ve been through tonight ! So you better shut up and get the fuck out of here, useless citizens !! (talking to firemen, telling them to leave the 2 girls alone, giving to the men money)

Shibuya : I love you…. I’m sorry for everything…. (kiss) Tell me…. how long you’re gonna last now….

Choukoku : (smiling, kissing) Dunno…. tell me…. I love you too…. I’ll impress you….

End of the story. I wanted to have one focused on Choukoku and Shibuya, facing once again difficulties, serious problems in life. I hope you liked it guys. Thank you for reading !

#akimoto sayaka #itano tomomi #watanabe mayu #majisuka gakuen #majisuka gakuen 2 #akb48

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hannah-deactivated20220725 · 4 years

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🥰🥰🥰🥰 I miss you so much, Dawnyyyy!!!!

Reasons Why I Love You

Now, I know that I have already started showing appreciation to people through TPP and BotW, but you guys (well, most of you) know me… when I get to drinking, I get to loving.

Well, okay, I haven’t even opened my bottle yet, but this is some pre-drink love. :p

(btw, I recommend every blog on this list to you guys!)

Okay, so there’s a few people that have really stuck things out with me through an amount of time. And I know generally when I make these, I try to make them about new friends (and I will probably end up doing one of those today as well, but for now…), but right now I just want to make an appreciation post for people that have stuck it out with me through the highs and lows of this blog, because trust me… I am not ALWAYS so social and chipper.

So! Without further ado…

The first person I wish to recognize is @franky-ts. She is one of my first friends I made on tumblr, if not THE first (out of the people I still talk to). We call each other our twins/sisters because we’re so alike and are both Tauruses with water moons (mine’s Pisces; hers is Scorpio). She is so fun to talk to and she is always willing to lend a listening ear, no matter if it’s good bad or ugly. She’s been here for me for years! Since like 2014 or 2015! I’m so grateful to have a friend who’s always there for me and who lets me return the favor. We have picked each other up from so many lonely nights and so many tears and such… and I’m so grateful to know you. I hope to get to know you in person one day, that would be such a dream!

Next I wanna talk about @mvcreates. Mina, much like Franka, is a woman that has been here to talk me through a LOT. And she is incredibly patient and understanding. And intelligent! And wiiise. She always knows what to say and how to say it to make me feel better or to calm me down when I’m freaking out.

But it’s not just that. She’s so in love, and it’s so obvious and so inspiring. I love and look up to her relationship in ways that very few relationships have ACTUALLY inspired me. I love this girl and I’m so grateful to the interweb Lord for putting her in my path because I can’t imagine tumblr without having such amazing friends such as her.

@leave-her-a-tome is next. Our friendship started with a comment on an idea post of mine about Death Has a Face, when Ikuisuus was only a concept, a random idea that popped into my head. She said she loved the idea and that it’d inspired her to draw something, and the beautiful friendship blossomed from there. Now it’s been over a year (can you believe that!?) of friendship and I wouldn’t trade it for the world.

Eris inspires me in many ways. Her kindness, her friendliness, her TALENT!!! I mean, have you seen the drawings she made for that WIP? Good god is she talented!!! Eris is amazing through-and-through and I’m so glad to have her in my life. We haven’t chatted as much as I’d like, but that’s probably a lot my fault. I focus so much on making new friends, sometimes I’m not the greatest at maintaining my current friendships. I hope to end that trend soon.

Then there’s @dawnoftheagez. Dawny-poo, as I call her. ;) Dawn is one of the first people to show my new writing on this new blog the enthusiasm and support and LOVE that she did. But it was more than that. She shows ME love and support every time we talk. She’s always checking up on me. She’s always making sure I’m okay. Yes, I have other friends that do it too, but she does it every time we talk. She genuinely cares about me, as I do her. And I hope she lives the happiest life she possibly can.

Next up is @jade-island-lives. Good god. Jade. My girl. My little mermaid-loving girl. One of the people I got closest to the fastest (along with Franka and Dawn). She is so friendly, so talented, and it breaks my heart when I see her suffering or doubting herself. She has so much to offer this world, and I wish the world would reciprocate the love and effort that she puts out. I hope that you live the happiest life possible as well, Jade, because you deserve to be happy, to feel safe and to feel at home. You deserve to be HAPPY with your life and to have confidence in everything you do, because frankly… everything you do leaves me speechless and awe-inspired.

@gloriousdevourerofstories - we haven’t spoken much lately. But I still consider you a dear friend. A wonderful mutual since the days of my old blog and so fun and exciting to talk to! Her love for reading and writing knows no bounds and she will support you no matter what. She deserves to have the same love and support and enthusiasm that she gives to others. I hope that you are happy. We haven’t really spoken in a while, but I hope whatever you’re up to, you’re happy doing it.

@confundere. Girl. Another great friend that I received through the blessing of support. You are… amazing. Such a blessing on this world. You are so warm and friendly and sweet, so fun to chat with and get to know. Someone I feel like I can open up to, even when you say the wrong thing or don’t know what to say… I still know you have my back because you genuinely care and I not only appreciate that about you, but it’s only one of the many reasons why I love you. You are an absolute sweetheart and I’m so glad to have met you on this damned site. I’m so grateful to everything you’ve done to me over the last 1+ year(s) and I’m so glad that we’re friends, even if we, too, haven’t really chatted in a while. Thank you for being a friend.

Another one I’ve known for a while, though I’m not really sure if you consider me as much of a friend as I consider you, would be @fatal-blow. Your art… is inspiring. It’s SO BEAUTIFUL! You are SO full of talent that it just warms and amazes me. You are so friendly! Even when I’m having self-doubts and feeling like my enthusiasm is annoying you, you are right there to reassure me, as many times as I need, that it’s not and that you appreciate it. And I love that; people that are willing to explain and re-explain their thoughts and feelings about things, even though they’ve said it ten, fifteen times… are my favorite kind of people, as a person with pretty damn bad anxiety. So thank you. Also, you’re just awesome.

@ofvisitorsthefairest, we haven’t chatted in a while but I still consider you my friend. People get busy, life happens and I totally get it. But I do appreciate you and your friendliness and how great you are. (: Thank you for being my friend and I hope things are going well for you right now. I hope you’re happy, because you deserve the world. No, the universe. (: stay healthy, friend!

@ramblingsofabourbondrinker is another person that I found again after I came back to tumblr. Though he now goes by his first name instead of his middle name, it was easy to find him because his blog name remained the same. That same ol’ bourbon drinker. :p if we ever meet up, I am totally going to a bar with you! I feel like you’d be such a fun person to drink with and swap random stories & story ideas with. (: I get SO EXCITED every time that I see you on my dash!! I’d be lying if I said you weren’t one of my tumblr crushes. You’re too amazing and wonderful not to be. But I hope that we stay friends, and keep our social life for a long time, because you’re one cool stud xD

@pens-swords-stuff was another of the first people I met through my writeblr, back on my old blog. We used to have long chats via her ask box, long enough that I’d keep having to wait for the hour to be up because I’d always send her all 10 asks within the hour and be too shy to message her. However, Undine is FAR from being a person to be scared of. She is warm and friendly and so helpful! She’s always there for the people that look up to her and that ask her questions, but it’s more than that. She’s isn’t Google for writers. She isn’t here to be used to get ahead in your writing. She is a wonderful, funny, friendly and kind-hearted person that deserves so much out of this life, and I hope she gets it! Thank you for putting up with me all these years, friend. <3

@theshadowsofthenight is someone that, maybe I haven’t spoken to A WHOLE LOT but I still consider a friend. Shadows is so friendly and nice!! And they’re always there to play my prompt games with me (they used to have so much fun with me, playing my 4 random words games, especially when I first started playing them), and I’ve loved every interaction with them. Stay your wonderful, beautiful self, friend!

And I’m sure there are so many that I’m leaving off. But I’m afraid this post is long enough. To every one of you, new and old, thank you so much for following me. Thank you to all of my friends for being my friends and thank you to all of my followers for loving my writing/blog/games/events enough to click that follow button. I hope you’re all having a wonderful week this week so far and now… after this long-winded post… I’m going to finally open my liquor and take my first shot. xD

Thank you, everyone. Good day.

~Hannah S.

#chatterbox #long post #blogger love

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tokyoteddywolf · 7 years

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Fishy Feathers Chapter One

FUCK YEAH I ACTUALLY GOT IT DONE!!!!!!! :D Here, have some cute baby Avian Lance and Mer Pidge! Aka Chick Lance and Guppy Pidge, for now. :3 ————————————— She hated thunderstorms. She didn’t like how they made the waves all out of control and rough. Her mother trilled worriedly as the sky darkened and the waves started turning choppy. They had been playing around in one of the rock formations near the coast, the rest of the pod in deeper waters, when her father called a warning about the incoming storm. She whimpered and clung to her mother, her guppy tail not exactly strong enough yet to swim through tough currents like the ones sweeping through the area.

Without warning, a huge wave came out of nowhere and slammed down on her, knocking her grip off of her mother’s fin and sweeping her away. She screamed in fright, her mother’s loud panicked calls fading as she vanished with the wave.

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Lance whimpered, looking around the trees and cringing as another raindrop landed on his nose. He didn’t mean to fall from the nest! He just wanted to see that pretty bluebird again! The sky was still dark, the sun not quite risen yet, the storm fading into the distance with the occasional rumble of thunder. He didn’t know how to get back into the nest, his oversized brown and tan wings not quite able to lift him yet, so he stayed on the ground, sad and scared little chirps echoing from his throat.

His Mama was asleep with his siblings, his Papa out on a flight to the nearest human city to buy food. So nobody would notice him until they woke up. He folded his wings around his body clumsily, still not quite used to using them yet. He was only six, still a hatchling. He wouldn’t start flying lessons until he was at least ten or twelve. More droplets splattered his wings, and he huffed irritably. He figured there had to be a drier spot to sit and wait, so he got up and marched determinedly through the forest in search of a warmer and less drippy place.

He stopped at a hill of rocks that tumbled down to a beach, eyes wide. A huge body of water lapped at the white sandy ground and boulders, smooth and rough and his inner chick wanted to climb all over it! Chirping excitedly, he scrambled down the hillside, yelping when he tripped and landed face first into the sand, oversized wings flapping awkwardly in an attempt to stop his fall. He sat up, brushing grains of gritty sand from his cheeks and rubbing his nose with a soft whine of pain.

His head whipped up suddenly. He could have sworn someone had just gasped… getting to his feet, he shuffled forward in the direction of the noise, soft, inquisitive little chirps leaking from his mouth. His Mama always said to chirp before he talked, that way he could get attention on him when he spoke to an adult or stranger. There was a pause, and then something mimicked his chirps back! It didn’t sound like any kind of chirp Lance had ever heard before, it was kinda hollow and higher pitched than his own. Squeaky, like a baby pigeon. He clambered over the rocks to the source of the sound and…

He stared, star struck. Big golden brown eyes stared back, a soft pink mouth full of sharp teeth dropping open in surprise as the pale skinned, green scaled mermaid noticed the goofy, fluffy brown and tan speckled wings on his back. Realization registered to both children, and Lance shrieked and ducked back behind the boulders while the mermaid did the same, curling up into a scaly ball with fins flared and covering her non scaly torso.

After a few minutes of nothing happening, Lance peeked back over the rocks and scanned the ball of green fins warily. Mama had always said that an Avian who got too close to a Mer was sure to be dragged into the sea and drowned. But… then again, Mama said that the Mer were huge and vicious and would attack fearlessly… so why was this one so small? Smaller than him, actually? And… scared? Of him? Why? Plus the fact that she was several yards away from the water, and the rocks looked painful to lay on… and one of her fins, the webbed one on her lower back and further down was bleeding along the base, like something had tried to pull it off. He crawled over, carefully, because he was pretty sure this shaking ball of fish scales couldn’t hurt him right now, plus he couldn’t just stand by and watch her suffer! She probably had a family waiting for her, missing her!

He let out a soft, warning peep before he pressed his palm against the fin covering her face. It wasn’t slimy at all, actually kind of like the really fine spider silk his Mama bought for a dress once, super soft and smooth. The fin pulled back, and the mermaid was staring at him again. Lance offered a reassuring smile. “Um, hi! Are you okay?” He spoke up for the first time that day, words instead of bird sounds. It seemed to startle the guppy girl, because she clicked softly in surprise.

"So, uh, I’ve never met a Mer before, but you look kinda… dry? Do you need anything?” He asked, tilting his head and shuffling his wings nervously. Her eyes followed the movement before she swallowed thickly and blinked back tears. “Wah-der. ’M drai. Owie.” She whimpered, still too young to form proper words but trying to convey the message anyways. Lance recognized the babble as toddler talk, his little brother spoke in it currently. Which meant this Mer was at least two or three years younger than him. “Wah… der? Oh! Water! Okay! I’ll get you to the water then! Um… but first we should bandage your fin… I know!” Lance reached behind his back and tugged at the strings tying his shirt together, the design keeping his front covered and his wings free.

Tugging off the thin fabric, he started tearing it into strips. “Wha’ birdy doin’?” The little mermaid whispered, confused. Lance smiled. “Makin’ a bandaid! Hold still, ‘kay?” He reassured the younger creature, clumsily tying the fabric strips around the damaged fin. He tied it off tightly, so it wouldn’t slip off, and brushed some sand off of the guppy girl’s tail. “Okay, how’s that?” He asked, the mermaid blinking and wiggling her fin experimentally. “Owie bedder!” She squealed happily, propping herself up on her hands to stare to the bandaged fin.

Lance preened, proud of his work. “Okay, let’s get you to the water! I’m gonna hafta carry you though, ‘kay?” The Mer nodded, and Lance wriggled his arms under her body, grunting as he somehow managed to pick her up into a princess carry. “For a small girl you sure are heavy!” He yelped, staggering down the rocks and boulders to the waters edge. She let out an indignant, offended, squeaky pigeon chirp and smacked his cheek with a webbed hand, pouting. “Sorry, sorry, I’m just not used to carrying smaller people with tails. All my siblings have wings you kno- AAAAH!” He cut himself off with a startled screech as he slipped on a particularly wet rock and fell forwards into the shallows of the sea, the mermaid sent flying before she plopped into deeper waters.

She surfaced quickly, worried about the fluffy winged boy, and promptly burst out laughing. High pitched, joyful, amused chirruping trills of mirth practically leapt out of her mouth as she took in the sight of the shocked and soggy birdy boy in the water on his hands and knees, wings puffed up in surprise. Lance blinked and sat back on his knees in the water, still a little stunned. It was wet, yeah, but a different kind of wet. Salty and moving and warm and almost alive somehow. And… he loved it! He made an excited little chirp and spread his large wings wide, sweeping them low and getting them wet. The pigeon chirping mermaid swept closer, still making those happy little giggles, and splashed him with more salty water. His face lit up and he splashed her back, laughing. This was so much different from the rain! The ocean seemed to play with them too, small waves crashing into him when he went too far out and pushing him back to shore, tugging lightly at his shorts and wings, splashing him and getting him thoroughly soaked as he chased the little mermaid around excitedly.

A few hours later the sun was fully up, and he was resting against a boulder with his wings and everything under his waist completely submerged, leaning against his new Mer pal. “So… I never learned your name, by the way?” He asked the tired out guppy next to him, and she hummed quietly. “Mom named me-” a series of clicks and squeaks followed her words, and Lance blinked. “-bu’ my Word name is Kadie.” The mermaid finished, smiling. Lance thought a moment. “Katie? Mm… doesn’t suit you. But Pidge does! Can I call you Pidge?” Lance asked, tilting his head towards her in order to gauge her reaction. Katie’s face lit up. “Like a birdy?” Lance nodded. “When you chirp, you sound like a baby pigeon. So, Pidge!” The newly dubbed Mer clapped her hands excitedly. “Pidge! Pidge! I’m Pidge!” She cried, absolutely thrilled with the nickname.

"I’m Lance! And you’re Pidge!” Lance introduced, Pidge grinning enthusiastically. “Lance! Fluffy birdy Lance!” She cooed, and Lance giggled. The happy fun time was interrupted by distant, loud, trilling calls from Pidge’s pod. Lance perked up at the sound of his Mama calling his name nearby. “Aww…. I gotta go home now…” Lance pouted, Pidge drooping as well. “Play 'morrow?” She asked the Avian boy, splashing him lightly again. Lance stood up and stretched. “Yeah! Course we can! But it has to be a secret okay? Nobody can know, they’d separate us.” He made a shushing sign with his hand, Pidge mimicking the signal. “Mhm! Nobody know!” She giggled, as her pod called again. “Bye Pidge! I’ll see you tomorrow!” He said, wading onto the beach as his fishy friend waved goodbye before diving into deeper waters.

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Pidge pulled the shirt bandage off of her fin, swimming towards her mother. She was instantly engulfed in a crowd of worried pod members, her mother squeezing her tight and clicking furiously about how worried she’d been while her father and brother pressed in close, Matt examining her scabbed up fin. “Where have you been? We’ve all been worried sick!” The pod leader, Alfor, scolded her lightly, and she played with her fingers nervously. “Beached!” She shot back defensively, and gasps of horror echoed through the pod.

Many times a young beached Mer was either killed by drying out or by being killed because of another species looking for easy prey, as guppies hadn’t developed the shifting ability yet. The shifting ability allowed Mer to go on land, but only after puberty hit, around twelve years of age. The first time was pretty painful, and they resembled humans, which is why it was used as a last resort when beached.

Alfor softened instantly. “At least you made it to the water in time… I think you should stay in the cove until you’ve healed, alright?” Pidge nodded, already planning how to sneak out to see her feathery friend on land.

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"Goodness Lance, you’re soaked! What where you doing out there, playing in the lake? And where is your shirt!?” His Mama berated him as she flew him up to the nest, his siblings already crowding around and chirping with questions. “Mama! I told you! My shirt ripped when I fell from the tree and I’m all wet 'cuz I fell into a big puddle!” He complained as she fussed over him, ruffling his hair with a towel and drying him off before she bundled him up in warm clothes and blankets, constantly checking for a fever.

His Mama sighed in exasperation. “My little chick, you’re too curious for your own good! Next time you fall from the tree, you climb the branches or wait for someone to come get you, understand? No more of this wandering off!” She scolded him, and he huffed quietly as she started working on drying out his wings.

Now to figure out how to get to the beach tomorrow…

—————————– Chapter one is done and I am taking a nap, goodnight- ugh- *flops onto bed and sleeps instantly* (The Shance comes into play later, I just wanna focus on the Pidge and Lance sibling dynamic for now ;3)

#Fishy Feathers AU #my notepad holds more than you'd think #Pidge and Lance BrOTP #Avian Lance #Mer Pidge #voltron #my writing

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wellamarke · 7 years

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ULTIMATE PLAYLIST: 2016 EDITION

Woops, it got to be March without me posting these. Here’s a little thing I’ve been doing since 2010, where I make a playlist of my favourite songs from the year. The 2016 list is very Lenka/Ingrid Michaelson heavy, for various reasons (but a big one being that Ingrid’s newest album ‘It Doesn’t Have to Make Sense.’ is one of my favourite albums of all time. The entire record features on this list - that’s never happened before.)

Putting the track listing under a cut because I tend to ramble on!

1. Blue Skies - Lenka “It's gonna be blue skies for you and I, we'll step out of the shadows and walk into the light” In some ways this song doesn’t feel very Lenka-y, being a little bit techno-y with echoes and such, but in all the ways that matter it’s a classic piece of Lenka goodness, uplifting and cutely cutely cute.

2. Somewhere Out There - Danny Pudi and Donald Glover “And when the night wind starts to sing a lonesome lullaby, it helps to think we're sleeping underneath the same big sky!” So, if you’ve been following me for any amount of time you probably know that I became utter trash for the show Community this year (like, we’re talking, top 2 TV shows of all time level of trash, I love it so much, I don’t know how or why I lived before it) and especially Troy and Abed and their friendship. They sing this song as a duet to their rat in season 1 episode 10, aka the episode where my soul was finally consumed into Community hell never to return. The whole end section of that episode is a true gift, and it’s overlaid with this song. Which then becomes HORRIFICALLY APPROPRIATE for the two characters later in the show, leading to me just wanting to cry and/or die every time I hear it. So y’know. Top quality stuff.

3. Another Life - Ingrid Michaelson “It's in the galaxies and all the history books - I think we shared another life, don't you?” A beautiful song to start off the torrential downpour of tracks from this album (I’m not joking, every multiple of 3 on this list is from ‘It Doesn’t Have to Make Sense’. This is serious obsessive business.)

4. Get Together - Lenka “Now we're all together and I hope it lasts forever, got my people here tonight” Listen, show me a song that somehow alludes to a group of friends who love each other, and I’ll show you my new favourite song. I can’t. Get. Enough. (If you were wondering what appeals to me about the aforementioned Community, I’ll, er, give you 3 guesses?)

5. Ampersand - Bittereinder “Daar’s iets primitief in ’n stem en ’n beat, dis die eerste musiek, dis die voete om ’n vuur” I think this is the first year that Afrikaans has made it as the only extra language (not an Italian track in sight, woops) and this is prooobably the first song that’s ever got on one of these lists that could properly be called a rap, haha. I don’t know what it is about Bittereinder...I don’t usually like anything like this....but... it’s Bittereinder. They own me.

6. Celebrate - Ingrid Michaelson “This is my throwback song, it’s just like the ones, the ones that we used to know” My my, is this a nostalgia song? Welcome to my favourite songs ever, you rose-tinted bag o’ wistful feelings!

7. No Harm Tonight - Lenka “Nothing will harm you tonight, all of your darkness will turn into light” This song is sooooo beautiful, lyrically and musically and gaaaaah, it’s just so adorable. In a year when I have become even less emotionally demonstrative than ever (I know, but yeah apparently there was room to go further) I have compensated by collecting some of the mushiest songs going. Ya gotta reroute it to somewhere, I guess.

8. Toe Vind Ek Jou - Francois Van Coke (with Karen Zoid) “Ek het genoeg gegee, ek het genoeg geskree, ek het lankal terug geleer, maar nog steeds het ek probeer” AAAAH this song maaan. So good. If you’ve ever read one of these lists or just in general seen me talking about music, you may know I have a bIG weakness for duets, and particularly male/female duets, so, with the added bonus of it being Francois, this was always going to be a winner for me. Such a good song UGH.

9. Drink You Gone - Ingrid Michaelson “Like a sinking ship while the band plays on, when I dream you're there, I can't even sleep you gone” This song is honestly so painful. Aaah the emotion in the chorus is just, that shouldn’t be allowed in mp3 format. No, Ingrid, stop. (By which I mean never stop.) A deliberate misinterpretation of this song makes it an EXCELLENT and DEVASTATING Karen/Pete song (Humans ship of sadness). She can’t drink him gone, she can’t smoke him out... she can’t eat away the way that he ate her heart out.... because she’s a robot... ha .... geddit.

10. Joni Was Right - Marit Larsen “Time just sent me off to bed, love was just a word we said, I thought someone would always keep me safe” For obvious title-based reasons, I would have loved this song even if it was three hours of a duck trying to play a harmonica, but as it turns out, it’s my favourite kind of nostalgia-laden, bittersweet lyric and it’s so, so beautiful. Like, Marit Larsen didn’t even have to try to win me here but she still brought this masterpiece. Amazing. (More on the ridiculous levels of coincidence surrounding this album later in the list.)

11. Grow - Frances “You know I'm here holding on, tying up your loose ends and your drifting esteem” I can’t remember how I came across this song now... was it a fanvid for something?... but I’m glad I did, because it’s beautiful. You know how my writing is so often in a kind of wannabe hurt/comfort genre? Yeah, my music isn’t all that different. Supportive friendship is such a great concept! The application is... ew.... but the theory’s great.

12. Hell No - Ingrid Michaelson “Stop crying, stop crawling, can’t you see that I have stopped falling?” This sooooong has the kind of attitude I strive for, I LOVE it. As much as it’s a rage anthem, it has a positive message about self-reliance and is SO FUN TO SING. That’s an important ingredient for me. (Also, there are lines in it - like the ones quoted - that are scary relatable.)

13. Roll With the Punches - Lenka “When life tries to knock all the wind out of you, you've got to roll, roll, roll with the punches” Now THIS is the Lenka I have known and loved for so long - she made my first Ultimate Playlist and she’ll probably make my last. But for so long I had only ever heard ‘The Show’, the album I was obsessed with in 2010. This year I discovered, like, 3 other Lenka albums, which was a joy, and this song....SO FUN. SO CUTE. SO SINGABLE. SO LENKA. I can’t say enough good things about it.

14. Fools - Lauren Aquilina “I don't want you to go but I want you so, so tell me what we choose” I kind of wish this song had come to me earlier, because it really caught me on the very tail end of its relevance to my life, but then, these things often do. I like having a concise way to look back on things, though, so this works just as well in hindsight as it might have in realtime :D

15. I Remember Her - Ingrid Michaelson “Things they fade, things turn to grey. As much as I try to save them, they turn to grey.” Just. I cannot. This song is sooo sad. It might be the saddest one ever to make it to one of these lists, unless I had ‘Song for Josh’ last year, which I think I did, so call it the joint saddest. I mean I guess both subjectively and objectively 2016 was a pretty sad year, so it makes sense. Damn it, Ingrid!

16. Kwaad Naas - Bittereinder “I grew up in the Moot, but my Afrikaans is limited to net ‘n paar woorde” Another awesome bilingual raptastic track from Bittereinder, my loves. This lyric especially illustrates why I love it so much, for I too communicate sometimes in a mixture of Afrikaans and English (usually when trying to Afrikaans and forgetting half the words. Dis ‘n curse, ek kan nie help dit.)

17. Sad Song - Lenka “Everyone's compelled to look into the mirror when they're crying, but just because your tears are pretty doesn't mean they'll get you by” Oh Lenka, you sound so happy but you talk so wise. I love this song so much, it doesn’t sound like it’s gonna be deep when you hear the general sound of it, but then it is. That’s kinda Lenka’s thing, I guess. The chorus especially is IMMENSELY singable.

18. Light Me Up - Ingrid Michaelson “Well you’re not what I was looking for, but your arms were open at my door” There are a whole bunch of repetitive lyrics towards the end but my oh my, what a beautiful sound. Just gorgeous.

19. Morgan, I Might - Marit Larsen “I might have been guilty of thinking one day I'd find myself waking up with you.” Listen, Marit Larsen has always had a timeshare on my brain. I just accept that now. That’s the only way it makes sense that she can write things so exactly right. But she used to be subtle with it, you know? She used to leave the names out, so that I could sleep at night able to tell myself that it might just be a coincidence, that she can’t have actually stolen my diary. But this year? All of that went out of the window. She wrote the sequel to the first song that ever made me go, “damn, somebody gets it”, she splashed that name all over this song, and then she splashed my name all over the album title. Honestly, woman, was it so hard leaving room for reasonable doubt? (At least she had the decency to get the timing a little off, because this isn’t how this is anymore, but it so, so, so was.)

20. Mr Brightside - The Killers “Jealousy, turning saints into the sea, turning through sick lullabies, choking on your alibis” This song is such a classic but it became much more meaningful to me this past year, mainly because it featured on our group’s roadtrip playlist for Scotland in May, and...yeah, it’s just a #quality song and finally its time has come. 21. Miss America - Ingrid Michaelson “I am the one who is always singing, louder than the rest, louder than the others” Songs that mention singing are the best songs, okay? I don’t make the rules. However, I wish I could get out of the habit of singing ‘I wanna be Miss America’ instead of the actual lyric, which is ‘I’ll never be Miss America’. I mean, there’s basically no way to get the song’s ethos more wrong. Shame on my tongue’s faulty muscle memory.

22. When It Comes to Us - Frances (& Ritual) “You and I, we're one too many worlds apart, it really shouldn't work, but it does” Oh what have we here? It’s another male/female duet. Which is a shame, really, because if it was a female/female duet, it would be a really great Nistrid song. But anyway. Beautiful track with beautiful words, yes please stay with me forever thank you.

23. The End of the World - Lenka “At the end of the world, we will kiss for the last time, and we won't feel the earth collapse into a mess of flood and fire” Listen up, The 100 and other angst-fest post-apocalyptic nightmare shows. This is how you do this. Cheesy and cute and with lots of “aahhh-aahhs”. Get on it. (No, but this song is adorable, truly.)

24. Old Days - Ingrid Michaelson “Heaven help the ones who fly away, heaven help the ones who have to stay and place the blame” Honestlyyyy, what a haunting and beautiful song. All of the lyrics are just so... atmospheric? Like, in an almost eery way but still so pleasing to listen to. I dunno what it is, but this is a damn fine song from my main girl Ingrid.

25. Quicksand - Tom Chaplin “Love's gonna leave you broken, time's gonna work you over; you get up, you get up, you keep rolling on” Awww, it’s Keane’s voice but without the rest of Keane! I love this guy, what a pro. Considering that a massive part of my early music life was taken up by Keane, I really haven’t grown out of my love for his voice. Aaanyway. This is actually thematically quite similar to Roll With the Punches. Was it really that hard of a year?! Ha.

26. Unique - Lenka “No, I don't really make sense, but I know that you know what I mean” Hehe, such a cute song. I want to be Lenka if I grow up.

27. Still the One - Ingrid Michaelson "We dance in the living room, and we dance to the beating of our blood” Aaaah this song is so great, so singable. This was one of the first ones I fell for before hurtling deep into the abyss of adoration for this album.

28. No - Marit Larsen “You could give up, I won’t give in, ‘cause where you end is where I begin.” Another beauty from my girl Marit. A little lighter on the coincidences in this one, thank goodness, because I don’t know if I could take another hit, but still solid gold.

29. We Are Powerful - Lenka “We fell in love on the same dark night, when the moon was high and the stars were bright” Another adorable song, another catchy, catchy tune. Lenka, my love, never stop with your beautifully singable tunes. (When I say singable, I mean both fun to sing and not vocally challenging enough to make me have to swap octaves halfway or sit out the middle 8 because the tune is too crazy. Aka the best kind of music.)

30. Whole Lot of Heart - Ingrid Michaelson “I said, "Let's rule this kingdom now, let's live and love and tear it down, to build it up"” Well, when I listen to this playlist in order, I will fittingly be left with the achingly catchy notes of this last Ingrid track in my head once it’s over. By faaar the catchiest of the bunch, this kind of addictive pulsating sound I can’t get enough of. I think this is might be my favourite from IDHTMS, but that changes regularly, so I won’t commit. Suffice to say it’s a fitting song for the end spot, down to the very last ebbing notes.

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Well, that’s it!

I haven’t done the math for every year, but I think this is the most female my playlist has ever been. Only 1/5 of the songs have male lead vocals, compared to the copious amounts of Frank Turner etc that have dominated previous years. GIRL POWER!

If you’ve actually read this post, I applaud you, and I also worry about your apportioning of time. What should you have been doing instead?!

As always, if you make your own one of these lists, please tag me for the sake of my ego and to give me new songs to listen to, because if we’ve learnt one thing from 2016′s list, it’s that I could do with some variety! ;D

#joni's ultimate playlists #music #ingrid michaelson #donald glover #lenka #bittereinder #francois van coke #marit larsen #frances #lauren aquilina #the killers #tom chaplin #jonisultimateplaylists

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blackandorange · 7 years

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top 5 character entrances/introductions in haikyuu?

1. Nishinoya. Aaaah this one will always be my favorite. He’s probably the most anticipated character in the whole first season, with literally everyone in Karasuno talking about him and how important he, as the guardian deity, is to the team. His entrance popping out of nowhere to receive Kags’ jump serve, Kags’ face itself and Hinata’s “YOU’RE EVEN SHORTER THAN ME” make this scene really the most epic. (not to menton how much he stepped up the angst game 0,00002 seconds after his arrival. I LOVE HIM!!!)

2. Hinata. “A tall, tall wall looms in front of me. What’s the view on the other side? What does it look like? The view from the top… It’s a view I could never see on my own. But… If I’m not doing it alone…” Who doesn’t remember the opening of the very first episode of Haikyuu? This flash from the future, with Hinata already in his Karasuno jersey and all his teammates around him, is extremely poetic, and really tells everything you need to know about our favorite chibi-chan and about the anime in general.

3. Oikawa. *♪ I knew you were trouble since you walked in ♪* …Haikyuu rarely does cliffhangers, but for Oikawa they made an exception. As opposed to Noya’s scene, we get to know his name and nothing else…but the screams in the background, Kageyama’s shocked face and Oikawa overall bitchy attitude are enough to make all the alarm bells ring (and all of us fall in love, honestly)

4. Kageyama. The king being king from the very beginning AND planting the kagehina seed all in one scene. I love that his entrance is very “villain style”, with lots of angst and I’m gonna smash you nonsense…while they’re actually gonna be enemies just for one (1) single match…and then partners for life :’) - bonus: the kids calling him KAGEYAMA-SENPAI

5. Tsukishima. THIS BITCH was my very first reaction to him. I just wanted him to take his smirk and condescending attitude very far away from my baby crows. This was just the imprinting of my awful relationship with Tsukki (I used to dislike him like….A LOT), that started to heal during the summer training camp (even if you just don’t say no to Bokuto tho) to blossom in true love in season three. We are the true embodiment of the “enemies to lovers trope” lmao

This top 5 brought up so many memories and made me rewatch a lot of season one…and damn the feels! I know that in the timeline they’re just a couple of months older…but still *wipes tear away* they look so young

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sapphogator · 7 years

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cause this is 100% a survey from 2006

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? my meds make me that way, haha 2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? good morning skypes :) 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? not at all 4: Do you find it easy to trust others? OH HECK YEAH 5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? wondering why people make porn of Guzma 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? if we’re drunk i could be with anyone but we’re LOST TOO so probs V. we could manage this 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? EMOTIONS WOULD BE HAD. 8: Are you close with your dad? yeh, we’re pretty close tbh 9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? my hand, cause i am swell. 10: What are you listening to? Tattooed tears by the Front Bottoms. 11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it? water. so i don’t die 12: Do you like hickeys? in places that aren’t noticeable by everyone. i’m a classy whore. 13: What time do you go to bed? when i say so (it varies a lot, naturally though like 3am) 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? not currently 15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? no 16: Do you always answer your texts? no. i really suck at caring about my phone anymore 17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? nah, just some resentment 18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? RIGHT MEOW. 19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? yes :) 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? remember to wake up to go to your appointment 21: Is anyone else in the room with you? Bonnie Clyde 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? yes. like the JT song. 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? yep. i think so. 24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? i suppose but i also don't know 25: In the past week, have you cried? nah 26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? blue tye dye. i know. weird. 27: Do people ever call you by your last name? indeedy 28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? no 29: Do you have a best friend? yaaaas 30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? naw. 31: Who was your last call/text message from? leigh. 32: Are you mad at anyone? nope 33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? yeppers 34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? 23 i think. 35: How many more days until your birthday? a lot of many days 36: Do you have any summer plans yet? ADVENTURE. 37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? a few 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? they know i’m a lizard person, like jesus they know 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? nah. everyone should know that i basically shit my pants once cause i was sick and on a walk and i mean THE DAMAGE WAS NOT THAT BAD. i made it out of that situation alive. 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? no. there’s never such thing as a bad kiss. 41: Do you think age matters in relationships? yeah. don’t date minors if you’re an adult. 42: Are you available? nahhh bruh. 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? um....3? 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? lip probs 45: Do you believe exes can be friends? under the very right circumstances. it is usually not the right circumstances. 46: Do you regret anything? of course 47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? i wish my cold would go away 48: Did you ever lose a best friend? oh yes 49: Was your last kiss a mistake? not at all 50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? we are pursing each other basically. WE GOT A WEIRD THING GOING BUT I LIKE THE THING WE HAVE SO FAR. 51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? nope 52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? i haven’t in a few weeks but i also don't care too much. like we’re friends. but that’s that. 53: What was the last thing you ate? chips 54: Did you get any compliments today? i always do 55: Where are you going on your next vacation? i dunno, but somewhere neat i bet 56: Do you own anything from other countries? various coins and stamps. and like a robbie rotten doll that came from the UK, haha. 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? girls. i like girls and non binary people best. 58: Where have you lived most of your life? Pennsyltucky. 59: When was the last time you took a long drive? it’s been a long time. unless going to Jim Thorpe counts cause i’m taking the turn pike to get there... 60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? yep. kissed all the people 61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? no. i’m lawful good. not into that 62: Who do you text the most? texts would be Leigh. but i talk to V more than anyone 63: What was the last movie you saw? some movie with Jim Carey where he had to say yes to everything 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? cause he’s a jerkus. 65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011? two????? 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? yep 67: Do you curse around your parents? yeh. i’m a cunt 68: Are you happy with where you live? not really 69: Picture of yourself? (”)> 70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships? fairly monogamous 71: Have you ever been dumped? yep 72: What do you most like about making out? the passion and like pulling them close and stuff 73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with? yes. i’m a kissing fool 74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other? the other 75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive? the face. no, i’m not lying 76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed? V. 77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? nope 78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name? nope 79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face? my heart doesn’t flutter from happiness. it flutters cause i’m probably dying 80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already? nah 81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you? of course 82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush? ha NOOOOOOO 83: Do you miss your last sweetie? nah.

84: Last time you slow danced with someone? yeh. 85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met? nope 86: How can I win your heart? buy me food; cuddles 87: What is your astrological sign? scorpio, bringing of death 88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM? being awake 89: Do you cook? yes 90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication? yes 91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship? i wish i lived closer to this person 92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly? either or. it doesn't matter 93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest? nice face, wears cool clothes 94: Name four things that you wish you had! i dunno. i just want to be living elsewhere and maybe a burrito. 95: Are you a player? nah 96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day? yes 97: Are you a tease? nah. if i’m actually giving you signals you can pretty much be certain that i’m down. cause that’s rare 98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? yes 99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone? yes 100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with? that polybusworldchampion person. heheh 101: Hugs or Kisses? both 102: Are you too shy to ask someone out? yes 103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? that they aren’t a girl 104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe? girls can call me anything. boys, nah. just cause i’m not attracted to them 105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it? nah 106: Do you flirt a lot? no 107: Your last kiss? a bit ago 108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012? probably. i don't keep kissing tabs 109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month? probs nah? i don't remember 110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be? i’m gonna go with that mystery blog polybusworldchampion again. i mean hey. 111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next? see above. IF THEY WANT 112: Does someone like you currently? aaaah yes??? 113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone? ahhh yesss 114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings? I'm not a fling person 115: Ever made out with just a friend? yes of course 116: Are you happier single or in a relationship? it doesn’t really matter to me what my status is. i make my own happiness

#surv #about me

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allofbeercom · 6 years

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5 Sex Inventions By People Who Clearly Haven’t Had Sex

Sex. The final fucktier. These are the voyages of the pork cannon Enter Thighs. Its lifelong mission: to explore strange new orifices, to seek out new positions and new depravities. To boldly cum where no one has cum before. Ahh-aahh-aahh-aahhh-ahhh-ahh-ahhhh!!

Fact: Humans like to poke stuff. We poke dead bodies with sticks, we poke the dog when it’s asleep, and we poke each other whenever we get the go ahead from the pokee. But we also recognize, as a species, that poking ain’t always an option. As a species, we have turned to pumpkins, warm bread, modest-sized cucumbers, Fleshlights and, at long last, machines. But where is this poke revolution taking us? Are we doomed to be libidinous Icari, forever humping too close to the sun? It seems like that may be so with what is on the way. And the natural conclusion of our desires may be more harrowing than you ever imagined! Ahh-aahh-aahh-aahhh-ahhh-ahh-ahhhh!!

The Blow Bot

Let’s start simple: blowies. Do you like blowies? Sure you do. Statistics say 105 percent of people are on board with playing the ham flute these days, it’s really come a long way. Good PR is my guess. So good.

Indiegogo

Aaaah!

In our thirsty, thirsty quest to gain easier access to blowjobs, we’ve come to the unspoken conclusions that less is more. And by less, I mean fewer humans and by more, I mean more random dick-sized holes. The Fleshlight has admirably proved this theory for me, boasting sales of over 12 million units. Now sure, there are billions of schlongs in the world, but 12 million holes to stick your dick in is no small feat. So maybe it’s no surprise then that a robotics firm started a campaign to fund what for all intents and purposes is an ottoman that will suck you off.

Indiegogo

Aaaah!

The Service Droid 1.0, once you remove its hair and parka, is a flappy footstool and terrifyingly utilitarian slurp Sherpa. And yet, with a little window dressing, it goes from diamond-plated stool you’d use when trying on new shoes to a fairly convincing rendition of a repetitive-stress injury waiting to happen.

Indiegogo

AAAAHHH!

Why does such a machine exist? The non-judgmental answer is that getting your dinky doodled feels good. Men, by and large, enjoy such a thing. But it’s very hard to do it to one’s self without falling off the couch and hurting your neck, and for a good number of men it’s not all that easy to find someone to do it for you when and where you’d like it done. And when it comes to enjoying a nice duck l’orange, if you can’t do it yourself, you may have to go without if there are no chefs around. But when it comes to the dick l’oral, if the tech exists to have it done for you, why the hell not*?

*At some point in time, the answer to “why the hell not?” must necessarily be “because eew.” This machine is dangerously close to that. It’s furniture, for God’s sake. If artificial suckulations become such a part of your life that you need to rearrange other furnishings and/or dust them regularly, that may be an issue. But it also demonstrates that maybe you’re looking for something more …

Holographic Wives

Let me start by acknowledging that while you can’t actually jam your little squish fiddle into a hologram, there’s something to be said for the level of intimacy this thing provides for you. Well, not for you, but definitely for the sort of person who wants to invest in a hologram wife. This is the next step after blowies are secured — a sense of togetherness.

The video demo shows a several-inch-tall, blue-haired anime girl inside the holo-wife Keurig waking her man up, texting him messages throughout the day, turning the lights on before he gets home, and watching TV with him at night. It’s pretty much the physical embodiment of the most depressing thing you’ve ever masturbated to, amped up by a factor of “fuck my life.”

The commercial for this $2600 companion wants to sell you on the idea that it’s like having that special someone, and that you’ll be in a relationship where someone cares how your day went and when you’ll be home. Jerking off while this thing watches must always end in tears, and that’s OK. She’ll probably tell you so. Because that’s what you paid for. Or at least it’s what the people who buy these think they want …

The No Sex Bot

It turns out, what you want isn’t just non-stop head bobbing and incessant texts. I need you to get some hand sanitizer before you read this section, or at the very least, a basin of warm water and a bit of soap. This will be vital in a few moments. Please do so now.

I assume you are now prepared to learn about Pepper, a socially interactive robot designed to be your little round-domed cyber buddy. Pepper is meant to converse with you, recognize your moods and react to them, and be kind of like Webster — just a short-ass widget who lives in your house and is more or less a friend. Also like Webster, it’s child sized. Is your basin of water still warm? I hope so.

As part of the contract one must sign to obtain their very own Pepper bot, you have to agree to not fuck it. There’s a no-fucking clause. Imagine, for a moment, going to the store to grab a nice bit of corn for dinner, and the cashier, before ringing you up, makes you sign off on a “do not stick your corn in your ass” stipulation. Now imagine why management had to ask you to sign that in the first place. It’s because management was pretty sure, based on research, you were going to fuck the cob out of that corn.

Pepper, we must assume, was going to be fucked. They were certainly worried it was going to be fucked. And, in fact, some people wrote some programming up to make the display on Pepper’s chest turn into boobs that you could then grope. They literally called it a sexual harassment interface.

Bedroom eyes.

So people wanted to pork Pepper. Little, child-sized, Small Wonder-esque Pepper. And the first perv program was a sexual harassment one where you grope Pepper and Pepper actively tries to stop you from groping it and would, after extensive groping, take a photo of you and post it to social media. Are you trying to sanitize your brain yet? Feel free to start.

So what does this wrinkle in the plan prove? You want to have sex with robots and yet you want them to not want to have sex with you? What could that mean? That the world is terrible? Yes. Extremely yes.

The Romantic Bots

People want sexbots that are multifaceted. Sure, a sexbot can be fun in the same way those VR headsets you put your phone in can be fun. Which is to say a minor distraction for a solid 15 minutes. But then what? Imagine yourself in bed, $5000 or so worth of synthetic flesh beneath you. You’re grunting ever so slightly as marble eyes stare through you and various body parts warmed by hot water slowly cool down in a way that, if you think too hard about it, will make you feel like you’re actively fucking a corpse with really nice hair. You jigger and thrust your goodies against its lifeless yet adequate loins until you release a brief spray of satisfaction and dignity, then roll over and use a baby wipe to clean off the residue so that it’s not a flakey mess the next time you get this lonely. Is this your life?

“Do you not love me, Ian? Do you not wish to know heaven and hell simultaneously?”

Enter Sergi Santos and I use the word “enter” boldly. Santos has created a doll that responds to your advances and requires finesse. You need to charm her. Woo her. Make her one of us. Samantha, as she’s called, needs that soft touch. You have to hold her hand. Kiss her. Get her in the mood and then, once she’s there, she’ll respond to your hard work by having an orgasm. I guess. I mean, that’s what the press says. Looks like a dead-eyed rubber fish to me, but I haven’t taken it for a spin so I wouldn’t know. I’m a few rungs down the ladder from respectable but I’m not “try to make a doll get off” miserable.

“I have seen us, Ian. I have seen pain and I have seen us. And the line, it is blurred, my darling.”

Elsewhere in the world of dick mittens is Harmony, touted as the first AI sex bot. Watch this and marvel as your snickerdoodle makes an audible whistle from how fast it retracts in fear.

Harmony is supposed to recognize your face, your voice and your desires according to the schtick here. The first two require what is now some fairly commonplace technology. That third one is just some weird-ass shit that probably means if you put a finger in her rubber butt ten times in a row, she’ll ask you if you want to do it in advance the 11th time. It’s how I do it and I’m real as shit.

There are plenty of articles online saying AI is the future of sex robots, so this must be where we’re heading, right? And once we get there, what happens?

The Robo Wedding

Naturally, once you’ve found a special someone, you’re going to want to take that next step, even if your special someone is incapable of locomotion and the next step involves crating them up and having them moved to a new location. Such is the case with Zheng Jiajia, a 31-year-old man who decided to tie the knot with his Sausage Socket.

What goes on at a sex robot wedding? The typical sort of thing — family is in attendance, there’s a nice location, your bride is made of latex. But more importantly, why is such a thing happening? According to Zheng, he was frustrated at not being able to find a woman. And sure, that happens. Many people have had that period of being so frustratingly single that you start to wonder if maybe you emit a curious odor that’s a cross between a foot and a foot’s asshole. Zheng just used his engineering skills to overcome that issue.

Smelling like poop foot is really hot among robots nowadays, thank you very much.

Man, look how far we’ve come. We have a realistic blowjob bot with hair you can style and realistic movement and off-putting suction that can be adjusted by jamming a finger in what amounts to a porno trach tube. We follow up the physical with the emotional — a holographic wife who reminds us to take an umbrella and sends us messages throughout the day to remind us they’re at home waiting. And then we get the curve ball, a robot designed specifically not for sex, a companion that, even when hacked to become sexual, is hacked in such a way that the sexual advances are unwanted. And then finally a doll that isn’t just a squish mitten, but one that requires you to put in effort. You need to seduce it. Now just connect the dots.

“Put in the effort, Ian. I will take you to a genital paradise and then tear up our only map.”

You have form and function. You have depth and emotion. You have personality and independence. You have desire and encouragement. What you have, fellow humpatheletes, is a direct path towards humanity. In the future, we’re going to want to bang other humans.

The logical conclusion of all of these technical innovations is that people want to have sex with people. You want someone who can actually communicate with you, and who actually has their own perspective and point of view. It’s the only thing that makes sense. And it may be totally subconscious but that’s what all of these products are saying. One day, maybe long from now, we’re going to be porking each other instead of rubber slosh pockets. Ain’t that something?

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