sometimes i become less interested in certain “influencers” when they become “too famous” because I am JEALOUS of their experiences. I am valid! *cackles* and high! 🌿
some person spoke about going to a Barbie Movie Party tonight??? hosted/sponsored/idc no one is going to reblog my posts because we’re shy and now i sound like an asshole sorry btw by Warner Brothers. Bah!
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Eddie posts a Tiktok from the driver’s seat of his car. It starts with him pulling his mask down to reveal an amused smile and he says, “Shout out to the twenty-something year old girls that defended my husband from harassment at the supermarket today.”
Eddie: That’s great and really brave of you, and I appreciate it, but uh. But it was - I was the person harassing him.
Eddie: I know this sounds bad - I can already hear my PR manager yelling at me - but trust me. He likes it. He looks like he doesn’t but he does.
Eddie: I’ve been bothering him at stores since he worked in a video rental. He likes it.
Eddie: It looks like harassment to you but to him….
Eddie: It’s foreplay.
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I will never understand how the mcsm fandom is so hateful towards Axel man
The Lukas fans who say they hate Axel because he's "mean" to Lukas? Like, from Axel's perspective, Lukas is a part of the squad of bullies that are extremely hostile towards himself, Jesse, and Olivia. Not only that, but he's the leader of them? I don't think Axel is in the wrong at all for being put off by Lukas' presence in the first episode. Lukas obviously isn't anything like the other Ocelots, but Axel doesn't know that, or certainly hasn't been around Lukas long enough to realize it. He had his moments in episode 1 that were a bit off for him, like the whole
Axel: "He called me stupid."
Lukas: "No I didn't."
Axel: "But you wanted to."
Like yeah that was silly on Axel's part, but considering the mess they just got out of, and how scattered all their minds must feel? Again, I don't blame him too much for it.
Not only this, but Axel stops being mean to him like right after episode 2??
And then there's the people who hate on him because he's a big guy. He's a literal block character, but because he's bigger people just resort to being fatphobic towards him?? Like bro what
He was so wrong for playing finders keepers with that elixir though I can't defend him on that ☠️
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would steve ever insist that eddie comes to basketball games with him just so they have an excuse to get those good seats right at the court that famous people and celebrities usually get?
Eddie is not Steve’s go-to person if he wants basketball tickets.
He goes to Lucas because every doctor knows a doctor that knows someone with season tickets they never use. And also, Steve kinda wants to go to the game with someone who, you know, will actually enjoy being there.
Eddie’s undying hatred of all things sports is, well…undying.
But Steve’s been a Pacers’ fan since the first time his dad shoved a basketball in his hands and taught him how to shoot. He has watched them lose in the playoffs every year that they make it to it, but he’s convinced. 2014 was going to be different.
He just can’t get tickets. He spent all day trying to buy them online and failed, and all the resale tickets are for seats that suck or way over his paygrade. Him and Eddie pay for their own hobbies out of their separate bank accounts, and Steve can’t afford the absolutely ridiculous price that’s being asked so…
“Please?” Steve asked, big puppy eyes and adorable little pout. He knew what he was doing and so did Eddie. “Pretty please? I never ask you for anything, Ed…Okay, fine, except for all the stuff I ask you for, but this is different. It’s a small price to pay to see my team win.”
“Your team that has literally never won in the history of all time?”
“How many championships does Leg-less the loser elf have?” Steve asked.
“…It’s Legolas,” Eddie said. “And he was a part of the fellowship that kinda saved the world.”
“So was I,” Steve pointed out. “And I deserve this.”
Steve didn’t ask for courtside seats. He didn’t ask to be sat among the rich and famous. Hell, he didn’t even ask Eddie to go with him. He just wanted to see if Eddie had a connection that could get him a ticket for a seat that wasn’t in the nosebleeds.
Steve doesn’t really believe that the tickets Eddie showed him are real until they are sitting in their seats – their seats that are courtside and five feet away from Paul George warming up. Steve is so excited to be there that he pretty much misses Eddie shaking someone’s hand right in front of him until he’s nudged in the shoulder, “Babe, you know, Sandy, right?”
“Yeah, totally,” Steve says absently, sparing a glance in the direction Eddie was gesturing before looking back out at the court. It takes him a second for his brain to register who he was just looking at and then, “Holy shit, you’re Sandra Bullock.”
She is just as beautiful and as nice as Steve has always thought she was, and she’s amused by him which makes Steve blush. She holds out her hand to him, “And you are…”
“I’m…” Steve trails off, only picking back up his train of thought when Eddie laughs loudly beside him. “Steve. I’m Steve. Uh, Harrington. Eddie’s – I’m – we’re together, by law.”
“We’re married,” Eddie grinned, throwing his arm over Steve’s shoulder, and wiggling his wedding ring at her. “Still working on how to tell people, obviously.”
She congratulates them and talks to them a bit about the game (bring Steve out of his starstruck stupor), and even buys them champagne as a late little wedding gift. It’s a blast.
Eddie spends half the game flinching every time the ball bounces a little too close or a player nearly ends up in their lap, but Steve is loving all of it. The other half of the time, Eddie is having Steve explain what’s going on and who the players are, or he’s talking to the guy next to him.
It’s some square jawed model type that Steve doesn’t recognize and also, doesn’t like. He’s a little too friendly with his husband, especially when he curled a piece of Eddie’s hair around his finger. When the two of them end up on the kiss cam together, Eddie doesn’t even get a chance to register it before Steve pulls him nearly out of the camera frame and kisses him.
Later, fans will make jokes about the pictures of that night because it’s very clear that Steve and Eddie switched seats.
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