#they’re all dirty so. lol. laundry time

[officialgleamstar]

My manager gave me the worlds vaguest instructions then just disappeared like GIRL. AMELIA. WHAT AM I DOING. WHAT DOES CUSHIONS MEANS. Okay though I’ll figure it out

#mine #I ended up just stripping the covers off of every cushion I could find #they’re all dirty so. lol. laundry time

[levilxvr]

levi nsfw alphabet🤭

a/n: this post is way longer than i expected lol

female reader btw

A - Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

aftercare is extremely important to levi. It’s a way of assuring you that you’re loved, as well as ensuring you’re ok and not hurt.

Will spend time to make you a cup of his favourite tea, take a warm, damp cloth to wipe both of you up and then lay back down beside you to cuddle<3

B - Body part (their favorite body part of theirs/ their partner’s)

levi loves your hands. Partly because its the easiest part of you to access especially when you’re with other people. He can hold them, caress them, play with them and kiss them- overall he just loves your hands a lot.

When you’re alone with him though, he loves your waist. He’ll run his hands along your sides and soak in the feeling of your curves under his palms, especially when hes spooning you.

C - Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

if you’re comfortable with it he loves cumming inside you,. there’s something about the way your pussy looks as his cum is dripping out that turns him on even more

If you’d rather he do it outside, he’ll probably shoot his load on your stomach or clit

D - Dirty secret

ok hear me out the first thing that comes to my mind when i look at levi is panty sniffer. Like you cant tell me he doesn’t love doing that😭

Especially when he’s helping you do the laundry- of course he’ll never admit it but sometimes he just, you know..like if it’s there he’ll take the opportunity. Kinda just stands there with the rest of the laundry pile in his other hand, letting his thoughts wander as he breaths in your scent.

E - Experience (how experienced are they?)

when he first met you this man had zero experience when it comes to sex. I mean, he’s busy with the scouts and all his other duties and probably never had time to think about how its actually done yk

The first time you and him got down to business he was kinda shy since he wasn’t really confident, but it all worked out in the end- he knows how it goes but just wasn’t sure how to make you feel good too. Over the years, his performance improved a lot and now he’s a complete freak in the sheets :) (i can confirm)

F - Favorite position

missionary is the way to go

he loves being able to see your face while he’s making love to you and can easily communicate with you while doing it. He also finds it the most comfortable for both of you (which is important)

he likes cowgirl too when he’s feeling more subby

G - Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

i’d say he’s more serious while having sex, but not in a bad way- its more of like, soft and romantic to him and he tends to be more sappy and all when you’re doing it. But he does giggle occasionally when he’s pillow talking with you after, cuz he’s happy to be with you and feels okay to show his vulnerable side <3

H- Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

levi takes grooming very seriously and always makes sure he’s nice and clean. Sometimes he’ll let it grow out a little more but he always ensures that at the very least it’s neatly trimmed and not all over the place. I feel like he wouldn’t shave it all off completely though because he hates the prickly feeling after that

Has a nice happy trail too (yummy)

I - Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

very romantic and soft. when it comes to sex, levi likes to keep it intimate and special. it’s a time for him to express his love for you and show you how much he treasures you, so he’ll be whispering praises, kissing you gently and telling you what he loves about you while doing it.

J - Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

normally he doesn’t masturbate unless you’re away from him for more than a week

usually he can control himself pretty well but once he reaches his limit, thats it. His hands are in his pants while he imagines it’s your pussy around his cock, jerking himself off to the thought of you. (Be prepared cuz when you reunite with him he’s getting down to it straight away)

it doesn’t satisfy him as much though, and he finds himself cumming lesser than when he’s with you

K - Kink (one or more of their kinks)

praise kink! he’ll never admit it but when you whisper in his ear, telling him how good he’s doing or how amazing he’s making you feel, it drives him insane. He just loves hearing words of reassurance from you <3

breeding kink as well. Especially post war, when you finally settle down with him and tell him you’re ready to start a family. lord he’s cumming inside you every night- and if any of it leaks out of your pussy he’s fucking it right back in. Also enjoys watching it ooze out though, bc then he knows he did a good job stuffing you full with his cum.

L - Location (favorite places to do the do)

bedroom for maximum comfort. its his favourite place to do it but if he’s working overtime in the office and you pay him a visit, be prepared cuz he’s probably gonna end up fucking you on the desk.

He likes to do it in the shower too for easy clean up

M - Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

levi seeing you wearing his clothes is a huge turn on. like especially when you’re in one of his oversized shirts wearing nothing underneath but a pair of panties- it’s like heaven right in front of him

french kisses also get him horny, actually. He can’t help it but every time you’re kissing and it turns really heated and passionate he feels himself hardening in his pants.

N - No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he doesn’t like impact play. Be it spanking, hitting, going too rough to the point where it hurts, he’s not a fan of it.

other than that he’s honestly pretty open to trying new things if you want (but of course, he has limits)

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

overall levi prefers giving, but wouldn’t mind if you want to suck him off too. He just loves eating you out though, you taste so good every single time and enjoys it when your hands are tugging his hair while he licks you up.

He’s really good with his mouth like man just knows exactly where to suck to make you cum in minutes.

When he’s receiving he likes to sit back with a hand behind his head, enjoying the sight of your lips wrapped around his cock, occasionally bucking his hips to gently fuck your mouth.

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

it goes both ways tbh. generally if you’re just having sex for fun because one of yall are horny he can be pretty rough and fast. He loves hearing you scream his name as he pounds you against the bed or table, and you both get the best orgasms when he does it rough.

on certain days he tends to be softer and gentler with you, though. for instance when you return from an expedition or when the mood is just more romantic and intimate. Sometimes he likes to take his time pleasuring you, demonstrating how much he adores you as he carefully slides in and out. He can be really slow and sensual- just depends on the mood.

Q - Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

given his job, quickies tend to be quite a frequent occurrence in your relationship. Of course, levi prefers to do the whole thing nice and slow as much as possible, but sometimes he just can control himself and you end up indulging in a short session. Usually it happens in his office or the barracks.

R - Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks?)

experiment wise i feel like this man is really traditional and would prefer to just you know go with the flow. He isn’t really into trying out new things unless you really want to

levi loves taking risks though. Not anything that dangerous but sometimes he likes fucking you with his fingers under the table in a meeting, or doing it in semi public areas where other cadets could catch yall. it’s the thrill of it that turns him on even more.

also loves to test his pullout game smh. of course, you trust him and his reflexes but once you were both drunk and he nearly came inside you with no contraceptives on accident lmaoo

S - Stamina

lord.

he can basically last like 8-10 rounds at a time if you’re able to hold up that long. He’s got really good stamina. But if you’re really fucked out after a few rounds he’s totally okay with it :)

T - Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he doesnt really like them tbh, i can see him not really understanding the point of em- like why use toys when his cock and fingers exist? So no he doesn’t own any but would be quite intrigued if you have any and show him how to use them (hes a visual learner)

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)

teases you A LOT. 

Will talk dirty beside you while you’re in a public setting with your friends around, caress your thigh, kiss your earlobe etc. and then walk away like nothing happened

in bed- before he even enters you there’s a moment where he just has to rub his cockhead against your clit for a little while, occasionally brushing against your folds as well until you’re begging him to just put it in.

V - Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Hm i imagine he’s pretty quiet tbh

levi looks like the kind that doesn’t wanna be too loud cuz he’s a little shy, but occasionally he lets out a few groans and breathy noises as he’s fucking you. He doesn’t talk a lot during sex as well so usually it’s just little curses between soft moans

Gets louder when he’s close and starts panting with every thrust he makes. That’s how you can tell he’s gonna cum soon, and eventually when he does, he goes silent for a second because it feels so good he can’t even vocalise it.

W - Wild card (a random headcanon)

levi’s a little insecure about his size sometimes. You always reassure him that’s it’s perfect- cuz honestly it’s a decent length but sometimes he’s just worried he doesn’t please you well enough. It definitely does though, and you make sure to prove it to him whenever you do the deed.

X - X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

realistically i’d say hes a solid 5.5 inches, cut, slight curve up at a nice angle, base colour #C4A484, tip is #FFB6C1 but turns darker when aroused. Also got a nice little vein running down the right side🤗

He’s more on the girthy side as well when he gets hard

Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

it wasn’t high before he met you, on a scale of one to ten probably like 2 tbh

once he met you and actually had sex for the first time though..it sort of awoke something in him and now he can’t go more than a few days without releasing. His sex drive gets especially high on days when you get to go out for fancy dinners with the rest of the cadets. Seeing you in those tight fitting dresses always turns him on so much.

Z - Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

will never let himself fall asleep before you do. No matter how sleepy he is, aftercare always comes first and he makes sure you’re both cleaned up and comfortable before he gives in to sleep

Usually you guys pillow talk for a while before he begins to get sleepy but if you had a particularly rough session he can fall asleep the moment his head hits the pillow.

the end <3

#levi ackerman x reader #levi x reader smut #levi ackerman smut #levi smut #levi x reader #levi attack on titan #levi ackerman headcanons #levi thoughts #levi x fem!reader

[lasciviouspoison]

my first full length smut fic! this shit took weeks to edit ngl, but it was worth it. with that being said, there are probably still some mistakes so excuse those, lol. tw: breeding, eren calls himself “daddy”, word “mommy” is used, reader and eren are extremely (heavy emphasis on extremely) frustrated. not a tw, but like i always say, this is for my chubby black women, but all are free to read <3

eren has loved you for an extremely long time. he’s spoiled u, fed u, he’s even dressed you head to toe while you were sick.

yet, all of this spoiling and caring for u, does not warrant your brattiness right now.

he’s been studying tirelessly for his midterm for about 2 weeks now, finally on his last day of review before his test in a couple of days. yet, he can’t seem to focus because you keep coming in and out of your shared study every three seconds.

“‘ren, where are the extra washcloths?”

he looks up from his textbook, glasses falling off his nose a bit. you’re even dressed like a brat, skimpy little white tank top and baby pink panties. it makes his head hurt worse than the passage he’s read over 4 times now.

“there’s no way you’re asking me where fucking washcloths are right now. there’s no way.” he says with some bite to his voice. he just needs to finish these last two pages and the longer it takes him, the more it kills him.

your arms cross over your chest, pushing your bra-less chest up and exposing a bit of your chubby stomach. “does it look like i’m joking with you? where are they?”

he clenches his jaw and in a very clipped tone, he responds that they’re under the sink. you scoff slightly and walk out, making an effort to slam the door a bit harder than necessary.

he sits back in his chair and throws off his glasses, big tattooed hands wiping his face. eren knows he’s been neglecting you, and it’s killing him just as much as you. he’s tired of coming home from class too tired to touch you. he’s tired of you having to tell him to go lay down after his head rocked one too many times over his dinner plate.

he’s tired, but he’s not gonna let you act like a bitch just to get what you want. simply because it’s fucking working.

he pushes up from his desk and walks out of the study. he hears the bathroom cabinets opening, so he does everything but sprint to get there.

you peer over your shoulder at him and roll your eyes, “they weren’t under the sink. in fact, they’re all dirty cause, you know, you act like you can’t help with laundry anymore-“

erens grabbed you by the nape of your neck and brought your body close to his. you can hear his semi-heavy breathing despite still being bent over, which caused your heart to race a little. although you knew eren would never hurt you, it doesn’t mean that his pent up energy won’t go to waste.

“a couple things: one, don’t talk to me like i’m a fucking child. two, i do still help with laundry, there’s a whole basket full of folded shirts sitting on the bedroom floor that i didn’t get the chance to put away. and finally, you that cock hungry, or are you genuinely mad at me?” he finishes with a finger running up your spine, back arching at the feeling. he knows this rills you up, which is perfect for him. you don’t get to frustrate him and remain unscathed.

your eyes widened a bit, yet you couldn’t bring yourself to stop eren’s hand from moving. you could feel just how hard he was and it made you think that he almost had it worse than you. however, that doesn’t mean your just gonna lay here and take it.

“get the fuck off me eren” you said through tight lips. his hands now steadily making their way under your top, with you making no advances to stop him.

he bent down towards your ear as his body almost covers yours entirely, with his fingers now gently pulling at your nipples.. “you know what’s funny? you can act mad at me all you want, but this pretty pussy is never ever mad at me. maybe i should gag you and let her do the talking, at least she’s not a fucking liar” at this point, eren’s hands feel like hot coals against your body. while they slowly make their descent back down your body, you can feel your resolve slowly melting away under his touch.

before you could reply, his fingers begin to softly move along your covered slit, causing your breath to hitch. you push your hips back a little and eren gives you a breathless laugh in return.

“i know i’ve neglected you pretty baby. daddy’s really sorry, just let me make it up to you. i promise, you can have me all night if you just tell me what you really want”. sometimes, you swore that you could hear the smirk on eren’s lips.

you shook your head no and felt a soft slap to your pussy. you wanted to scream at him and tell him just how badly you missed him, but your mouth refused to open. you bit your lip once he began touching you again, attempting to coax a confession from your pretty lips.

you felt him bend over once again, this time to place small kisses behind your ear, kisses that started to travel down your neck and onto your back. the entirety of his ministrations were torture, but it was when he stopped kissing you and replaced his lips with his tongue to lick a stripe up your back that you really wanted to cave.

eren’s middle finger finally found your bare clit, the initial contact causing you to jump hard against his body. small whimpers leaving your lips as you tried to maneuver on his fingers before he stilled your movements.

“m’not doin anything more till you tell me the truth. what do you want from me baby? tell me and i’ll give it you ya”.

you try to grind against his fingers once again before a hard smack to your ass forces you to stop. his grip on your hips tightening, letting u know that he’s really gonna deprive you until you speak.

“want you to touch me ren! wan’ you to fuck me so fucking bad!” you finally scream out.

every gives you a small chuckle before his middle and index finger burry themselves into your cunt. his body almost shakes at warmth you provide. blood rushing straight to his dick, making him indescribably hard.

“that’s it baby, that’s all i wanted to hear.” he sounds breathless, almost like he’s the one that’s been getting teased.

he’s pumping his fingers in and out of you, a small squelching sound coming from your sopping pussy. your grip on the cold marble counter top has your knuckles turning white. at this point, you’re so desperate for more that your meeting his fingers half way.

with tears threatening to run down your chubby cheeks, you make pleas for more. “ren please, please gimme more. i’ll be good i promise!”

he feels so bad. you’ve never acted like this, even when the two of you were still forced to live separately on campus. the desperation in your voice is surprising him just as much as it’s surprising you.

because he knows you like it when he fucks you with his hair down, he pulls his hair from his already loosening bun and all but rips his sweats off. dick hitting his bare stomach with a heavy thud.

he takes his fingers out of you and rips those pretty pink panties off, he makes a mental note to buy you another pair.

he rubs himself between your sticky folds till his cock is shiny, hitting your clit a couple of times in the process, drawing more whines from you. all he can do is look down in awe. it’s amazing to him just how wet you get from just a couple of fingers, but who can blame u? his dick’s been throbbing for four days straight.

he finally anchors himself and spits, emitting a soft puh before he smiles. you’re such a mess underneath him and he can’t wait to make it even worse. he finally starts to push in, but your tight little cunny won’t let him in no matter how gentle he tries to be.

“lemme in baby… please lemme in” his voice is so strained it’s making u gush even more.

“i’m tryin!” you say with a pout, tears running down your face.

eren knows you’ve always been big on eye contact when the two of you fuck, it’s almost necessary… so, he hooks his fingers into the side of your mouth and forces your head to lift. finally you were able to see that tattooed chest and pretty face, and he was able to see those pretty eyes and beautiful tear stained face.

almost immediately do you loosen up and he accidentally on purpose pushes all the way in, causing the both of you to moan loudly.

“there you go baby, take it for me ya spoiled fuckin brat”. his hands have found purchase on the fatness of your hips, his grip so tight that you think he’ll bruise you. not that you’ve ever cared.

“fuckfuckfuck” is all you can say as you watch his facial expressions through the mirror. his hair is down and there’s tiny beads of sweat rolling down his forehead. he’s gone slack jawed while stroking you, a relaxed expression gracing his pretty face. no matter how many times he’s buried himself in your warm walls, he’s never gotten used to how good u feel. once his green eyes make contact with yours and that smirk graces his face, it makes u realize just how in control he is no matter how gentle he may look.

“squeezin’ me so tight baby.. u miss me that much?” he says with a breathless laugh, voice dripping with sarcasm. the both of you know that going this long without touch was both odd and frustrating. it caused the both of you to miss each other equally, hence why this could be categorized as some of the best sex you’ve ever had.

at this point, he knows you’re gonna cum soon, he can feel your walls pulsing and eren feels like his dick is gonna pop.

“g’nna cum rennie, g’nna make a mess on yo- ugh fuck!” your little hands balling into fists as he hits that spongey spot in you. you can hear just how hard he’s thrusting into you, each stroke sounding more sticky than the last. it’s making your eyes cross and toes curl.

your convinced he’s gonna kill you with that horse dick of his one day.

“let it out baby, i’ll clean it up the mess, wanna feel you cum on me.” even he’s getting whiny now, so it’s only a matter of time before you-

“-ohmygod eren!” you cum so hard that your body’s shaking and your knees are buckling. thankfully, eren’s always there to catch you.

despite chasing his own nut, he desperately wants to see you ride out your orgasm. he’s so desperate that he’s picking you up by your hips, forcing you to do small circles against his waist cause he knows it drives you crazy.

however, it doesn’t take long before he’s digging deep into you again, the force of his thrusts causing your head to bounce a little harder than intended.

“god i’m gonna cum so hard in this pretty pussy. i’m so fucking sorry i neglected you baby.. never again, god i’ll never do it again baby i promise. gonna fill you up okay? awe, you like the sound of that yeah? make you the prettiest mommy for me. promise i’ll take care of you forever. god i love you”. he’s rambling and his voice is getting rough. it’s only a matter of time before he cums.

after finding some strength, you finally look back and smile at him and that’s all it takes for eren to cum. his face screws up and his warm hands slide up your back to make you arch a little deeper. you wish you could run your fingers through his hair so badly, but you couldn’t ask for a better view of your beautiful boyfriend.

after a few moments of silence, eren finally comes down from his high with a big huff of air. gently, he spins you around so you face him. he moves your curls from out of your eyes and gives you a slow kiss on the lips, hands resting gently on your chubby, tear stained cheeks.

after a few moments of silence, he starts to speak, “i meant what i said. i’m sorry i left you alone for so long baby. i just gotta pass this test.” his eyes full of remorse.

“i know eren, i just wanted some attention… it’s really easy to miss you, even if we live together”. small smiles find both of your faces and eren finally pulls out to run the two of you a warm bath.

he strips you out of your tank top and carries you over to the tub, where he holds you tightly.

after some comfortable silence, you can’t help but look over your shoulder and ask the question that’s been plaguing your mind, “you really wanna get me pregnant?”

he looks towards the ceiling and let’s out a breath he didn’t know he was holding. “i mean, eventually yes. right now? fuck no”

the two of you fell into laughter while the smell of lavender filled your noses and achy bones were finally allowed to rest.

#eren #eren x reader #eren jeager x reader #eren yeager #eren smut #eren x chubby reader #eren x black reader smut #eren x y/n #damn….. i love writing for this man

[amhrosina]

NSFW Alphabet (Frank Castle x Female Reader)

MASTERLIST // TAG LIST REQUEST

A/N: Requested! I love these. Pls send more character requests of these lmfao.

(Warnings: It's literally all NSFW lol, there's a daddy kink mentioned, frank spitting in your mouth???, size kink, public sex, remote-controlled vibrator, etc.)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) 

When I tell you Frank Castle is the king of aftercare like don’t even get me STARTED!!!!!! 

okay but lets get started

Frank loves taking care of you after absolutely ruining you. 

After he makes you cum so hard you think you might cry, he’ll rub soothing circles into your skin, nuzzling his nose into your neck and bringing you down from your high. 

He knows your love language is touch, so he’ll hold your hand and kiss your palm until you can function again. 

He’ll run a warm washcloth over your sensitive areas and tuck you into his side, wrapping his protective arms around you.  

He’s your safe place, but you’re his safe place, too.  

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) 

Frank’s favorite part of your body is your thighs. 

Anytime you wear something a little short, his brain all but short circuits. 

He loves to bite and suck on them as foreplay. 

When you’re near him, even if it’s in public or completely inappropriate, his hands always end up touching your thighs.  

He’d gladly suffocate between them if you’d let him. 

His favorite part of himself are his hands. 

Wrapping them around your throat is his favorite pastime, but really anytime he gets to touch you, he’s happy.   

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) 

Frank loves watching his cum drip from your cunt after he fucks you into oblivion. 

He’ll swipe his finger on your sensitive pussy, gathering the cum and shoving it back inside of you. 

Sometimes when you’re planning on being out and about, he’ll cum in you as a little reminder that pools in your panties throughout the day. 

The idea of you walking around with his cum seeping out of you is enough to get him hard enough to fuck you again. 

You’re late to a lot of things because of this lmfao. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) 

Something that you learned pretty early on with Frank is that he’s obsessed with your underwear. 

When you go out to dinner, he’ll shoot you a look that has you hustling to the bathroom to remove your panties. He tucks them in his pocket and refuses to give them back until its laundry day.  

This happens whether it’s just you and him or if you’re out with a group. He doesn’t care lmfao. 

One time, you came home from work earlier than usual and caught him fucking into his hand, which held your panties from the night before.  

When he noticed your arrival, he didn’t stop thrusting into his hand. He just watched you watch him. You removed the panties you were wearing and handed them to him. He brought them to his face and inhaled deeply. 

You’re embarrassed to admit how incredibly turned on you were when he came into his hand, all over your favorite pair of blush pink underwear. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) 

Frank Castle is a sex god and I feel like that goes without saying. 

He’s a generous lover, offering you three, four, sometimes five orgasms before letting himself be pleasured in return. 

Frank is exceptional at reading your body language. If he switches what he’s doing with his tongue and notices a change in your demeanor, he’ll immediately go back to what he was doing before. 

He may have had sex with a lot of people, but he makes you feel like the only person in the world when he fucks you. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) 

Frank’s a traditional guy – he likes looking at you when he’s fucking you, but his absolute favorite position is doggy style. 

He goes absolutely crazy in this position; biting your shoulders, choking you, holding both of your arms behind you and holding you up as he pounds into you. 

This position gives him the deepest access and boy does he love it when he can feel your pussy fluttering around his entire cock. 

When he’s feeling less rough, he’ll hold you against him, pressing sloppy kisses down your spine and whispering dirty things in your ear. 

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) 

It’s hard to imagine Frank as anything but serious in any aspect of his life, but especially during sex. 

Even though sex is something he’s had plenty of, he takes it seriously when you open yourself up to him. 

He’s a man on a mission, and that mission is to make you cum as many times as possible. 

The only time Frank is able to completely let his guard down is when he’s buried deep inside of you, so there’s never a time where goofiness fits the energy in the room. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) 

Frank doesn’t pay too close attention to this, but he likes to keep it neat and maintained for you. 

Just a simple trim, nothing too drastic, maybe once a week. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) 

Listen, Frank is a sex god, we’ve already covered that, but when he’s making love to someone he loves, it’s a whole different ballgame. 

After Maria’s death, Frank closed himself off to genuine romantic connections for a while, but when he met you, he couldn’t push it down anymore. 

You accept his vulnerability with grace, and his heart aches when you remind him of how much you love him when he’s buried deep inside of you. 

The genuine love he feels when he makes love to you was scary at first, but the warmth in your gaze and the soft caress of your hands calmed him down. 

Now, when he’s feeling sentimental, he fucks every ounce of love he can muster into you, whispering how much you mean to him in your ear. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) 

Usually, Frank doesn’t need to masturbate unless you’re out of town or something. Basically, he has the willpower to hold off until you come home from work, but if you’re traveling or separated from him for longer than 12 hours, the mere thought of you has him hard and aching in his pants. 

He’s a dude, though, so like tbh he could masturbate to the thought of you at any hour of the day if he really felt like it. 

If you send him dirty texts or pictures while he’s out patrolling Hell’s Kitchen, he has to physically stop himself from stroking himself off on some random rooftop. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) 

Do I really need to say it? Okay, fine.  

FRANK CASTLE HAS A DADDY KINK 

Also? Definitely a size kink. Frank’s a massive dude, and the idea of your body writhing underneath him sends him over the edge more often than he’d care to admit. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) 

Frank will take you literally anywhere at any time if you ask him to. 

Typically, the bedroom is where you end the night, but where you start is always a surprise. 

Bending you over every single thing in the apartment has become his new goal, but his favorites are the couch and the kitchen table. 

Something about fucking you on the table that you both eat dinner sends his hormones into overdrive. 

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) 

Frank is not a picky dude, so pretty much everything you do turns him on. 

One time, he walked into the kitchen as you were bent over, placing the lasagna you had prepared in the oven. 

He had lunged forward (after you had shut the oven door and it was safe obviously lol), ripping your shorts and underwear off and plunging into you. 

It literally doesn’t matter what you’re doing. 

Sometimes when he rolls over in bed after you’ve left for work and inhales the scent of your bodywash on the sheets, he gets so hard he ends up rutting into the mattress for some relief.  

He can’t help it. You’re hot, and he loves fucking you. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) 

Frank has spent the last decade of his life surrounded by violence, and you were the much-needed reprieve from that, so anything that has to do with hitting you is a no-go for him.  

He’ll spank you on your ass, but that’s about it. He will literally never lay a finger on your face unless it’s out of love. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) 

Say it with me: Frank Castle eats pussy like a man starved. 

If he could keep his head between your legs forever, he would do it in a heartbeat. 

He’ll literally beg you to ride his face sometimes. 

If you try to say you’re too heavy, he will physically pick you up and drop you on his face. If he suffocates, he’ll die a happy man. 

He likes getting head from you but prefers to be a giver in the bedroom.  

He’s not stupid though – when you’re feeling dominate, he gives up the control easily. 

He just thinks you look so pretty with your lips around his cock. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) 

This really depends on the mood, but typically Frank likes it slow and sensual.  

Don’t get me wrong, Frank is absolutely a fast and hard kind of guy, but with someone he loves, he likes to make it last as long as possible. 

Sometimes, he’ll hold himself still inside of you and get you off again, just to make the moment last just a little bit longer. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) 

Frank likes quickies but prefers to take the time to ravish you wholly.  

Like I mentioned before, it doesn’t take a lot to get him going when it comes to you, so quickies aren’t rare. 

He likes quickies out in public, at a party or in the bathroom of a bar if he’s feeling desperate.  

The fact that you’ve already removed your panties for him makes it all the more lustful. 

At Billy’s annual New Year’s Eve party, it’s common for you and Frank to go missing for 10 minutes at a time. 

All in all, Frank’s game for quickies, but likes it when he gets the time to fully satisfy your needs. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) 

Frank’s middle name is risk.  

He’s open to trying anything at least once, but usually it’s him that does all the risk taking in your relationship. 

For instance, when you’re out to dinner with a group and sitting next to each other, he makes it a game to see how close he can bring you to the edge before backing off. 

He’ll run his fingers up your thighs, hidden from sight, and start circling your clit while in the middle of a conversation about something completely random with someone else.  

When he feels you clench like you’re about to cum, he’ll readjust his position, removing his fingers from your body completely.  

You usually end up so aroused and horny by the end of the night that you can’t even bear the drive home before your clothes are off and Frank is pounding into you in the driver’s seat of his car. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) 

You guys already know this man is a god damned sex fiend. 

If he wills it, he can last for hours.  

Sometimes, even after four rounds and an insane number of orgasms, Frank will wake up in the middle of the night, ready to go again.  

There have been nights where you swear you were fucking more than you were sleeping. 

You have no idea where he gets the energy from, but he insists that you make him insatiable.  

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) 

Frank’s not really a toy guy, but he’s not opposed to using them on you.  

His favorite toy is (ofc) the remote-controlled vibrator he bought you to wear when you went out in public with him. 

There have been too many nights where Frank would overstimulate you in public, forcing you to stumble to the bathroom where you’d end up squirting all over the place.  

It’s not something that’s required for both of you to enjoy sex, but it definitely helps. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) 

Frank may be hardened on the outside, but he’s a big ‘ole softie for you.  

He tries to tease you, but the second the word ‘daddy’ is out of your mouth, he gives you anything you could possibly want. 

He does, however, like watching you writhe with overstimulation as he eats you out. 

You’ll beg him to fuck you, claiming you don’t have another orgasm in you, but he’ll tell you to be good and cum on his tongue again. You always do. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) 

Frank is a quiet lover. 

He’ll let out soft grunts or groans in your ear, sending a wave of goosebumps over your skin. 

He likes to whisper dirty things in your ear, telling you how good you’re being and how he loves the feeling of your wet pussy around his cock, but it’s never spoken at his regular tone. 

You offer Frank a quiet, vulnerable home inside of you, and he’s eternally grateful for that. Most of his life has been one loud crash after another, so he relishes the quieting of his brain when you’re around. 

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) 

The first time you asked Frank to spit in your mouth, he came so hard he saw stars for half an hour afterwards. 

This quickly became a regular occurrence lol. 

There’s something so raw and dirty about it that he can’t even think about it unless he’s planning on getting hard and fucking you into next week. 

Sometimes it’s slow and seductive, the anticipation intense enough to make you whine with impatience. 

Other times, when he’s in the mood to be rough, it’s a fast and hard spit onto your awaiting tongue.  

He can’t decide which he likes better. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) 

Frank is packing. We all know this. I needn't say more. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) 

I feel like this has been established lol. 

This man wants you at all times, on every surface available, in every position he can think of.  

His appetite for you is insatiable, and after you give him permission to wake you up with his tongue on your clit, that becomes your regular alarm. He’ll never say no to the opportunity to shove his face between your legs.  

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) 

Frank’s able to sleep a little better after he meets you, but sex doesn’t usually put him to sleep.  

Once you’re all taken care of, wrapped up in the blankets and lying on his chest, he’ll softly run his fingers along your back until you’re in a deep sleep. 

This is his favorite thing to do with you, above everything else.  

Knowing you’re in his arms, protected from the dangers of the world, is enough to lull him off to sleep, even if it’s only for a little while. 

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OMG all the new boys are fascinating but ummm Swapfell Fruition especially?? Sounds so good?? I would love a full lore dump on this concept, I love the idea of Vi playing the long con to get rid of Gaster and it all sounds so good. Incidentally I need to read Dirty Laundry again lol, everything you make with regards to any version of Swapfell is just *chef's kiss*

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Swapfell Fruition

A young Sans’ attempt to kill his creator, the Royal Scientist is a failure.

Gaster survives the scuffle that would’ve toppled him off of the CORE’s scaffolding and gains the upper hand, subduing his traitorous creation and forcing him—and the younger one he’d been trying to escape with—back to his labs.

Sans was reckless, tipped his hand too soon and without the luck to have succeeded on the first attempt, Gaster learns that he is a sneaky little backstabber, capable of appearing obedient but hiding ruthless intentions.

He's almost proud… but of course he can't have that.

It becomes clear to the Royal Scientist that obviously, he needs his creations to have some kind of failsafe. The little one hasn't shown any signs of disobedience yet, but his primary caretaker is a crafty little snake, no telling what he could influence him to do, if given the time or the chance—so it’s back to the drawing board, to the operating table with them both.

Papyrus, at his age, doesn't really know what happens to him, only that whatever was done to him hurt, a lot. He wakes up after in the room he’d shared with his brother, scared and hurting and alone, and when Sans finally reappears, he goes to him for a hug.

Except…

Sans doesn’t hug him back.

He doesn’t hug back, and he doesn’t say anything, no matter how much Papyrus begs him to…

And the next time Gaster summons them to the lab, it’s Sans who picks him up and keeps him from squirming away, holding his arm out for Gaster’s needles.

Papyrus doesn’t understand the betrayal, at the time or in the years that follow.

His hurt turns to bitterness and resentment as his once gentle and protective big brother starts to actively help their creator change him, gradually shaping him into a stronger, more efficient killer.

But even with all the modification and training he’s subjected to, Papyrus isn’t quite the solider or war machine Gaster had planned he would be—he spooks when caught by surprise, he’s easily distracted by irrelevant things, his loyalties twist and sway far too easily for Gaster’s liking…

Well, the Royal Scientist is nothing if not resourceful, certainly able to work with…limited materials and still produce something of use.

With the right mental conditioning, and the right handler to make use of it, Papyrus will still be a valuable asset for the Empress.

After all, there’s always political enemies to the crown that her highness would surely prefer to have…removed, discreetly, and other such dirty work best done in the shadows.

Fast and stealthy, like an assassin, seems more suited to Papyrus’ abilities anyway.

And as for a handler, who better than Sans to fill the role?

Gaster’s prototype was largely a failure, but certainly intelligent and organized, presumably capable of researching and observing targets, briefing the asset on situations and targets and memorizing the trigger words and phrases necessary to keep him operating at peak efficiency.

Sans doesn’t protest.

He doesn’t protest much of anything anymore, not since…

………

Well, it’s not like he’s ever spoken about what happened when everything changed, not even to Papyrus, so when he goes along with this too, neither Gaster nor Papyrus expects otherwise.

So, that’s how it is.

Papyrus becomes the perfect assassin and Sans doles out his marching orders, occasionally following behind on missions to jerk his leash and keep him on track.

Between them, it’s…complicated.

Sans is still Papyrus’ brother, the closest thing to an ally that Papyrus has, both of them stuck in service to a power-hungry, unethical prick.

There are moments where they’re okay, times where a joke will slip out and one of them will laugh, injuries tended to, backs watched under fire, and dozens more little things that just wouldn’t happen if they were nothing to each other.

But the moments never last long.

Reality always comes back in sooner or later—usually in the form of Gaster, demanding an update or issuing new orders or calling them back from the field, to which Sans always, always complies.

Papyrus takes it as a reminder of where Sans’ real loyalties must lie.

He’s some kind of brother, not always awful, and maybe he does care about Papyrus, a little bit, but he answers to Gaster above anything or anyone else, apparently by choice.

He can’t be trusted, not really.

And Sans…

Sans stays quiet and does his job.

Quickly, efficiently, and to the letter—exemplary service, always.

Irreproachable.

He’s almost completely beneath suspicion by the time the last human falls into the Underground.

Gaster couldn’t be more thrilled.

This is a golden opportunity, the perfect chance to prove his worth to the Empress and earn clout and accolades innumerable—to be the one responsible for capturing the seventh soul and freeing all of monsterkind from their centuries of imprisonment and allowing the war against humanity to finally begin!

Well, technically, it would be his creations doing it, but it’s his name that history will remember, him who would rise into legend as the most brilliant and ruthless monster to ever live, the catalyst in humanity’s downfall.

He doesn’t waste so much as a minute before summoning Sans and ordering him to handle it, immediately.

Meet with the Empress, alert her that there’s a human loose in the Underground, and offer her the services of the asset in ending their free roam.

Sans agrees, as he always has, and goes to fetch his brother for the job.

Papyrus is admittedly a little blindsided when not two seconds out of the labs, Sans pulls him aside, out of range of known cameras and recording devices and hisses at him to listen.

He doesn’t know what to make of what Sans says after, either—that he hasn’t earned it and he knows that, but he needs Papyrus to trust him right now, because he is going to lie and everything depends on Papyrus going along with it.

In spite of their messy history and every uncharitable thing Papyrus has ever thought about Sans…right here and now, something in his gut tells him this is no trick.

He agrees to ‘go along with it’…whatever ‘it’ is.

Sans waits until a certain amount of time has elapsed, and then he makes a call to Gaster with Papyrus present to listen.

Gaster is informed that there’s a problem with the latest target. The asset’s programming isn’t taking and he’s refusing to track down the human.

This is, of course, news to Papyrus, who hasn’t been assigned his target yet.

But…Sans said ‘trust me’ and ‘play along,’ so that’s what he does, complaining that he doesn’t want to kill a child, just put him back in his cage and do your own dirty work, old man…

Helpfully—always helpful, always intelligent, always reliable—Sans postulates a conflict of orders might be causing the programming to bug like this. Gaster’s overarching orders are for the asset to kill targets assigned to him, but the Empress has unfortunately countermanded that the human must be brought to her alive.

And again, Papyrus knows differently because the Empress hasn’t given him any orders, they never made it to her for orders to be given and Toriel likely doesn’t even know yet that a human has fallen.

But he said he’d go along with the lie so he keeps his mouth shut, even as he hears Gaster curse on the other end of the line.

Gaster finds Sans’ assessment of the situation as reasonable as it is frustrating, but minds are complicated machines and often behave strangely when conflicts arise. Just look at the Empress, who knows that humans must be killed to free her people, but feels she must perform the act herself instead of the far more convenient option being presented to her!

The asset’s orders being in conflict is a far more annoying stopping block, though, yet another barrier in the way of all the glory that Gaster has so painstakingly earned.

Time is short, stakes are high, he refuses to recall his creation just to debug it and resolve the glitch, not now.

Instead he makes his fatal mistake.

He overrides the asset’s failsafes.

All of them.

Impatiently rattling off a code that nearly makes Papyrus stagger from a feeling like weight being lifted, Gaster disconnects the call with a sharp command to Sans to ‘handle it,’ now that there were no restrictions on his targets or what he could be ordered to do.

Sans is only quiet for a moment before handing a picture to Papyrus, locking him on and beginning the usual debrief.

Papyrus can’t fully grasp what he’s looking at, not at first.

“………confirm target?”

“WINDINGS GASTER, THE CURRENT ROYAL SCIENTIST TO THE CROWN.”

As with any briefing, Papyrus must be informed of his target’s connections, abilities and assets.

Gaster has strong ties with the crown, and between that and his own paranoia, security around him will be tight. He’s intelligent, strong, and merciless, and he won’t hesitate to make use of anything at his disposal in a life-or-death situation.

As an example, he had implanted a condition into his private assassin’s mental programming that would prevent him from acting against or outright attacking him—so it’s fortunate they’ve already cleared that concern.

Now, the top priorities are to ensure that Sans is physically far away from Gaster when the mission is executed, and that Papyrus is at no point seen by Gaster before he’s dead. The entire operation could be sunk if both of these conditions aren’t met.

“why?”

“THERE’S AN ADDITIONAL FAILSAFE, IMPLANTED IN YOUR SOUL. IF GASTER REALIZES YOU’VE BEEN TURNED ON HIM BEFORE YOU’VE SUCCEEDED, HE CAN INSTANTLY DROP YOUR HP TO 1.”

“………and why am i doing this without my handler?”

“BECAUSE I’M COMPROMISED TOO. IF HE SEES ME OUT OF PLACE OR SUSPECTS I’VE BETRAYED HIM AGAIN, HE’LL USE THE FAILSAFE IN MY SOUL TO REMOTELY CONTROL MY BODY AND MOBILIZE ME AGAINST YOU—AND OF COURSE, AT THAT POINT, HE WOULD KNOW THAT YOU’RE TARGETING HIM AS WELL AND BE PREPARED TO KILL YOU.”

And that…

Well.

That sure is a hell of a lot of new information that Papyrus will have to process later, when there’s not a strong compulsion in the back of his skull that there is someone he needs to kill.

He’s a professional, when he’s working.

He will focus on the mission.

To keep up appearances, Sans departs to find the fallen human and trail them on their journey through the Underground. He very much wants to ensure they reach the Empress safely, but there’s an added bonus of being exactly where he’s supposed to be and doing exactly what he’s supposed to do should Gaster check in on him—no need to arouse any suspicion, not before it’s far too late.

In the end, when Chara has befriended monsterkind against all odds, winning over the Empress herself and freeing them all to a life of peace with humankind on the surface, the death of the Royal Scientist is an incidental discovery.

Sans takes responsibility for it, pleading for the Empress’s mercy.

Gaster had wanted the human—kind young Chara, to whom Toriel has taken such a liking—killed immediately as soon as they emerged from the Ruins, and he hadn’t thought that the Empress would condone such an order in light of what she’s always held to regarding fallen humans.

Gaster had been adamant, though, and Sans… Well, he only wanted to serve the will of her highness and to do so, he turned the asset against their master. He hopes only for some leniency for what he’s done, Gaster may have been their father but—

Strangely enough, it seems Toriel had no idea that the asset and his handler were the Royal Scientist’s children. He’d always told her they were employees, volunteers for the things that were done to them and the missions they were told to undertake.

Learning that they had actually been created, intentionally molded and pressed into these roles without a choice in the matter…

Toriel, an Empress first but a mother a very close second, can certainly afford leniency.

The brothers are let loose in spite of their crime, with a bit of funding from the Empress to get on their feet after everything. The money is partially back-pay for their joint service as the crown’s black ops division (for which they were never actually compensated before), and partially amends for how long their…circumstance…went unnoticed.

Sans offers to split the money and part ways with Papyrus, if he’d prefer.

But Papyrus has learned a lot in the past few days to…completely and utterly recontextualize everything he ever thought was true about his handl—…his brother, and…maybe he should stick around a bit. See what’s what.

Vi (Swapfell Fruition Sans)

Extremely restrained and closed off from so many years of being unable to talk to or trust anyone, not even his brother. An accomplished liar but socially unpracticed, tending to read as cold and unfriendly to those who approach him. He’s more awkward than genuinely hostile, though

Issues with being watched, spent most of his life simultaneously going unnoticed and being intensely over-monitored so his feelings about being observed—regardless of context—are complicated, runs hot and cold on it

Complicated feelings for his brother, too: he loves him, of course, and he failed him in many ways, but he was also stuck between him and Gaster for a long time and caught his fair share of hell from both sides and there’s some resentment there for that. He wants to fix things, but he’s not really sure how and just…awkwardly trying his best

Well-organized and skilled at research and thinking analytically, tends to approach most things with a problem-solving attitude and an eye-socket for detail. Extremely talented at finding loopholes and ways around or through the rules—though his respect for said rules is very low to begin with

Likes high and secluded places, mostly rooftops but anywhere it could be difficult for other people to get to. Whether or not those places are restricted by fencing or padlocks or lack of ladders is immaterial, if he finds a high spot he would like to be, he will get to it one way or another and perch as long as he pleases

Hunter (Swapfell Fruition Papyrus)

Impulsive and driven by self-interest, the years of mental conditioning have broken down his fears and inhibitions to nearly nothing. He does what he wants, when he wants, with little concern for anything else—a dog off its leash who’ll only heel when it’s good and ready to. Unfortunately charming enough to mostly get away with it

Problems with authority, for obvious reasons. Likely to try to bend or break any rule presented to him, just to see if he can, and a severe lack of respect for anyone trying to enforce those rules upon him (especially the arbitrary ones)

Conflicting and highly jumbled feelings for his brother, making them a matched set: he disliked him, maybe even hated him a little for a long time, for helping Gaster turn him into what he is and for being the one to yank his leash and pull his strings…but that was before he knew that he had a kill-switch in his soul and that his brother was up on strings on his own, being pulled by the jackass they both apparently hated… It doesn’t erase everything that happened, knowing that, but it does…change things. (He wants to fix things too, but he’s not sure how either, so they’re both just awkwardly trying)

Needs ‘tune-ups’ every so often to reinforce his mental conditioning and make sure all his programming is intact, even now that Gaster’s gone and he’s retired as an assassin. Going too long without re-upping it causes deterioration, compulsions ‘leaking’ without being triggered and causing headaches and erratic, sometimes violent behavior so…best for everyone to keep his head maintained regularly

Absolutely loves nature and wilderness, hiking, camping, and climbing trees is his idea of an excellent time. Could absolutely go off on a run and disappear into the trees and not be seen or heard from for a week, likely to get some forest-cryptid lore started about him—possibly on purpose

#anonymous #headcanons #undertale #swapfell fruition #sff!sans #sff!papyrus

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Is that my shirt, cutie?~

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* they’re just a lil excited~*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Part 1/2 of my bloru sweet’n’spice collab event submission! Hehe <3 how fun! Fem!reader x Gorou and Thoma (separate) mentions of sweat/scent kinks, stealing dirty clothes, masturbation, teasing, somno (consent given off screen lol)

Gorou couldn’t believe he got to come home early today! His original goal had been to surprise you but when he threw the door open, expecting an excited gasp and warm kisses, he was met with a quiet house. He visibly sagged in disappointment though that didn’t last long. Being the praise driven sweetheart he is, he decided to pick up around the house and make you lunch- that sounded like a fun enough surprise! Selfishly, he was aware that you’d shower him in attention as thanks for taking initiative like this- the thought of you kissing his face, sweetly murmuring ‘what a good boy~’ against his cheek had his tail wagging and face heating up. So he got to work, humming while putting away laundry, organizing as he went.

When he started to make your bed, that’s when he got distracted. He found himself taking a moment to curl up on your side of the bed, smiling to himself as your scent clouded his senses. Fruity shampoo, floral lotion and the ever-remaining smell of sweat from your shared activities the night before. This morning, before the two of you had parted ways, he’d laid in bed as you changed into your outdoor clothes… Your pajama shirt still laid on top of the blankets where you’d left it. Last night he had fucked you from behind, trapping you in his arms, not allowing you shift away to take off your clothes. The shirt still reeked of sex, sweat and you. No no, this was far too shameful… He can’t get excited like this...

Gorou frowned at the fabric in his hands, his face flushed and cock hard just from your scent alone (poor baby gets riled up far too easily). That feeling of shame melted away as soon as he decided to give in. You were probably going to be gone for awhile, he figured he had some time to kill between chores so why not he self indulgent. He brought the shirt to his face, taking a deep breath. Your scent assaulted his brain, turning him dumb, forcing him to succumb to his instincts. He curled himself back into your blankets, taking deep, desperate breaths as his free hand shoved past his waistband. Gorou cried out as he jerked himself at an almost painful pace. This desire had washed over him so quickly it nearly gave him whiplash! Oh it hurt- it felt so good, he didn’t want it to stop- it wasn’t enough. He pitifully rutted into his fist, moaning and drooling all over your shirt as he did. You had him trained so well that he struggled to cum without you… no one could make him feel as good as you did. So he whined, gritting his teeth as he got so so close to finally feeling that sweet release but he just couldn’t get there-

“Is that my shirt, cutie?~” Gorou didn’t have the energy to look up at you, nor did he think he could handle seeing that teasing smile on your face “Aw, looks like you missed me,” Your cool hand trailed up the back of his shirt, rubbing soothing circles into his sweaty skin “How long have you been like this, baby? Looks like you need some help” all the general can do is nod and reach out towards you, pawing at your thigh with a soft ‘please’. You’d have to be straight up evil to say no to him, you hardly ever do, especially when he whines your name so nicely. So, with little fanfare, you strip and slide into bed with him. You hadn’t had time to shower, you’d just gotten home after all, and the smell of the outdoors clung to your soft skin. Gorou wasted no time in pinning you down, licking and sucking at your neck, jaw, collarbones- he pushed your legs apart to rut against you, moaning desperately in your ear- for archons sake, he was acting like a starved dog! as if he hadn’t already fucked you for hours the night before.

When he finally sank into you, tears of relief trickled down his cheeks ‘yes… yes thank you- need you so bad- thank you’ he punctuated his thrusts with whiny, mindless words, burying his face in the crook of your neck. You gripped the sheets beneath you as he rocked your bodies together with a ferocity you rarely saw outside of his ruts. A hands wandered away from your hip, shakily reaching out to untangle your fingers from the sheets so he could hold your hand. His grip was strong and only tightened, breath hitching, as he came. It never took much for him to cum, you could get him to cum in his pants easily on most normal days though today was obviously not normal, considering his behavior. Gorou groaned as he tried to catch his breath, gently rocking his hips into you despite the sensitivity “G-gimme a second I’ll return the favor- I promise,” he breathed, “Sorry… I didn’t mean to I…” you stroked his hair as he struggled to put words together, pressing a kiss to his sweaty temple

“What got you so riled up?” You ask, arching into him. You could feel him smirk against your skin as he reached over for the shirt you just took off. He took a deep breath, rubbing his cheek against the fabric “You smell real good… think you’re ovulating” His statement made you flush in embarrassment, not knowing that he could smell that… “Can we go another round? Please? I’ll make you feel so good, I promise” Those puppy eyes would be the death of you…

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Thoma is dedicated to keeping the Kamisato estate clean, it’s his job after all. He keeps the bathroom spotless, the kitchen sparkling, the floors free of scuffs and the garden weedless (though not naku weedless). He also keeps his own living space relatively clean, mostly to show off to you. Lady Ayaka’s trusted secretary getting married to Lord Ayato’s favorite housekeeper. Some would say there’s a strange power balance in your relationship but those people were only outsiders looking in. Behind closed doors, the two of you fit together perfectly. Your work schedules clashed (and left him quite tired by the end of the day) but when you were together, it was all warm cuddles in bed and secret shared desserts after sundown. The Kamisatos knew of your relationship and permitted you two to continue to live with them until you felt ready to get a place of your own in the city.

Lady Ayaka had been invited to a gala at Watatsumi Island. Naturally, you were brought along which meant being apart from your husband for a full three weeks. Thoma wasn’t embarrassed to admit that he missed you :( he was used to holding you in his arms as he slept, so much so that he couldn’t even fall asleep without hugging something anymore. To try and squash the feeling of loneliness at night, he decided to sleep with your shirt over his pillow. The silky fabric against his cheek and the scent of sleep that clung to your blankets helped to lull him into dreamland in those nights you were away from him.

‘Dreamland’ was treating him well tonight. Your warm hands ghosted down his chest, your glossy lips leaving glittery kisses down his abdomen. The way you handled him got him flustered, oh so painfully hard. He buried his face into the pillow, rubbing himself against the bed as he dreamed of you. Oh archons you’re so beautiful. The dress you wore was hardly a dress with the way the front was wide open and the ‘skirt’ didn’t cover a single bit of you, it was just a single ruffle if anything. “Lay back, Thoma” he moaned as you said his name like that “Allow me to take care of you after allllll of your hard work lately~”

Your beloved was truly a sight to behold, rutting against the mattress and moaning your name in his sleep. You were going to surprise him with an early arrival but it seems you’d be able to surprise him in a different way. Ever so quietly, you peeled your clothes off and slid into bed behind him, reaching around him to rub his cockhead through his boxers. His breath stuttered at the contact, unintelligible begging muffled by the pillow. “I bet you’ve been so good while I’ve been away,” you whisper, pressing your body against his back “I’m glad you’re having sweet dreams~ They better be about me” he seems to react to your voice, another muffled moan followed a low grunt. You helped him roll onto his back, being careful to not wake him up before his surprise, and slid his underwear down his thighs. His cock springs free, you imagine he’s probably been like this for awhile with how sensitive he is to your touch, the way he arches so desperately into your hand at the slightest bit of attention

Thoma is entranced by you, watching with half lidded eyes as you ride him. He wants to reach up and play with your tits but his arms feel like lead so he lays there uselessly, crying from the pleasure as you pick up the pace. He hasn’t had sex in awhile, he’s held off on masturbating too, wanting to give you all he had once you returned. That familiar feeling of heat settled in his abdomen, his muscles clenching as he neared release. You were so tight, so hot, so real, so-

“Thoma~” you say his name again but this time it’s different, it’s like you’re calling for him through a tunnel “Thoma, baby open your eyes- oh honey don’t cry” His pretty green eyes flutter open, slutty tears slipping down his flushed cheeks as he looks up at you- the real you this time, not dreamland you. No wonder this was the most realistic sexual dream he’s ever had, it really was you riding him. His hands flew up to grip your thighs, a guttural sound escaping his throat as you tugged at his hair “Cum for me” you tell him, it was a demand he was happy to comply with. 3 weeks worth of pent up feelings finally escaped him, filling you with his thick, hot release. He cried out wordlessly, panting and drooling as he did. Thoma was absolutely fucked out, poor thing… But you still had to have your own happy ending as well

“Did you miss me?” You asked later as he pulled you against his chest. “Of course I did. Thought about you constantly” he whispered, resting his head on top of yours “it’s kinda humiliating that you saw me like that…” you merely laughed against his skin, shifting to look up at him again. Something caught your eye, something that you didn’t immediately notice earlier. His pillow was purple instead of grey

“Is this my shirt? Man, you really missed me huh~” “H-honey! Quit teasing me, please go to sleep”

#bloru.sweetnspice #genshin impact #genshin impact writing #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact thoma #genshin impact gorou #gorou x reader #thoma x reader #genshin smut #series: notsfw #series: smut

[toboldlymuppet]

cranky fandom wank hours

It sucks that this is my post after a while of not updating art here but I have to say something about it. The level of vitriol and hate I’ve gotten as an Izzy fan (why yes, that fictional little pathetic man over on that little queer pirate show that speaks about kindness & acceptance, of growing past your trauma & toxic mentality, That One) has been 10x as worse than in any fandom I’ve been in, and I’ve been in fandom for more than a decade now. I’ve modded a fairly large game discord (at 100k+) and even then, I haven’t had death threats lobbied at me so aggressively until I got into this show. I was never shy about my anti-colonialism stance, my Filipino heritage, my sexuality or gender identity, especially having recently realized that I fall into the nb spectrum. Or all my stances on shitty IRL things that are both morally and legally reprehensible. And yet, the number of “racist/pedophile/rapist/colonizer/abuse apologist” I’ve gotten in my dms has pushed me enough to close my twitter dms & asks here, something I haven’t done at all (most especially on twitter where I’ve kept it open since 2014). People I know who enjoyed staying in our own lane & enjoying one rat bastard has gotten hate and death threats, we’ve had someone doxxed, many of us fear doxxing, I’ve been thrown into a list of ‘known rapists/abusers” for daring to do fanwork of my current favorite pirate. A lot of us fans are POC and trans and nonbinary, or somewhere around that spectrum, and yet we’ve been constantly drowned out by people who think that fandom = activism? Who act like surely it’s just a conglomerate of white cis fans who flock around Izzy. Nice, way to fuckin misgender and act like a white savior to us, oh wait, we POC/non-cis Izzy fans don’t exist, do we? Even then, so many fanwork of other POC characters on the show are by Izzy fans. Roach & Frenchie fanworks, iirc, where they’re not relegated into the side or disregarded, where they’re main characters in their own right, are primarily by us fans. We show the crew a good amount of love, and even then, if you don’t find the fanwork of a character or ship you’re looking for? Don’t attack the fans enjoying our own thing and do your own, commission an artist/writer, cultivate your own circle instead of attacking others. Izzy Hands is by far the least morally decrepit favorite I’ve gotten in many years, he’s nothing even remotely close to being ‘unredeemable’,  to apply morality to him & his fans, despite being a pirate in a fucking pirate show, totally known for their Goodwill To All Men and Upstanding Code of Ethics, is ridiculous and full of bad faith criticism. Also, can people stop tagging hate in his tag, what the fuck happened to fandom ethics or consideration, stop airing out your dirty laundry for the fans to see where we’re just here to have a good time and Stay In Our Lane. Anyway, I have a shitload of more to add but it’s 6am and I’ve frankly never been this exhausted by fandom before. This is why I’ve never done G/B stuff lol, despite having done so many wips on my initial watch. Is it cringe to have an entire vent about a sad small fictional man? Yes. But is it even cringer to focus all your time and energy into hating that guy & his fans? Also yes.

Good morning.

#izzy hands #israel hands #did this feel cringe reading? yes? good #i too felt an incalculable amount of cringe every time i say i've had death threats lobbied at me for liking a wet sack of pirate #muppet chats #fandom wank

[34tmyh34rt]

Body worship for my fat girlies

Smut Ahead!!

A/n: This is for afab gn folks, literally what is the gn version of girlie???

Tags: gn reader, afab reader, no pronouns except for ‘you’, sub male oc, lots of licking, face sitting, panty thief, high key obsessed w/ you, clingy, jerking off, wanting you to suffocate him lol, scent kink 😔, this man is a fucking freak but we love him for it

Touch starved bf licking your soft pretty tummy, leaving a trail of saliva wherever his pretty pink tongue moves. He just loves your curves, the plush of your thighs, the fat on your hips - everything about you. He traces your stretch marks, they remind him of water color strokes.

His hands knead into your tits, they’re just so big and heavy and sore from being up in a bra all day :( but he’s big and strong so he can hold them for you :))) he loves tugging on your nipples and rolling them between his fingers until they’re nice and perky.

God he just wants you to suffocate him, to sit on his face for hours. He doesn’t care if he can’t breathe, your sweet little pussy will keep him alive. Any time you complain about being too heavy he’ll effortlessly pick you up and plop you down right over his mouth. Any protests die in your throat at the feeling of him plunging his tongue into your cunt.

He hates when you go running errands or out with friends because he gets so worked up :( he can’t help but scrounge around in your dirty laundry and find a pair of your used panties. He’ll lay on your side of the bed and practically shove your underwear up his nose.

He’ll work his cock, drowning in your scent - eyes rolled back in his skull. His hand squeezing tight in a poor attempt to replicate your snug pussy. He’ll sob you’re name - he just needs you so muuuuch and your smell is so overwhelming. He wouldn’t be acting like this if you were here for him to fuck into!

You’ve caught him in the act multiple times, blubbering and wildly thrusting his hips in the air. He’s such a fucking mess you can’t help but feel a little bad for him, which usually ends with you replacing his hand with your own. He doesn’t mind that it’s not your cunt, he’d fuck any part of you if you let him.

He can’t spend a day without clinging to your side and burying his face in your plush tits, whining whenever you push at him to get just bit of space. He just loves you so much and your boobs are so soft and squishy!!

You don’t mind that he’s so desperate and clingy when you’re under him and he’s fucking you so good you can see stars. When he’s drilling his cock it’s the only thing you can think about, mind blank and filled with every vein and curve of his dick.

a/n: Sorry this took so long!! Who tf decided to make life so difficult??? It’ll prob be a while before I start posting more regularly so enjoy this for now ❤️

#fanfic #fanfiction #smut #oc x gn reader #oc smut #oc fic #oc fanfiction #oc x y/n #oc x you #oc x reader #x reader fanfiction #x you smut #x you #x reader smut #x reader fic #x gn y/n #x gn reader #x y/n smut #x y/n #hornyposting #sub male character #fat reader #x fat reader #x chubby reader #chubby reader #original character #character x reader #character x you #oc character #fanficion

[bitter-sweet-coffee]

ok this time there ARE barbie spoilers but it’s just the things i didn’t like so feel free to ignore this if you had fun and don’t want me ruining anything! like seriously, i do not want to make anyone upset here because of how positive the fandom vibes are. i just wanna y’know, air out some dirty laundry i have with what i just witnessed

as a disclaimer i’ve only seen it once and it ended like 40 minutes ago LMAO forgive me for any name mistakes i suck with those

- ken never got closure and i get what they were going for, just having a bunch of guys repeat “ken is me” over and over isn’t cutting it. felt this way with the “hi barbie” intro. like yes, i get what it aims to accomplish, but god does it get grating

- SOME of the fourth wall breaks were good. most were not. weird barbie and all the discontinued barbies were funny, and the drinking water gag was great. but the narrator stuff was WAY too prevalent and i get that it’s camp, but it was a tad too much at times. i’m torn on the margot line because it wasn’t necessarily bad, i just think it ruined the moment a little

- SO MANY UNFINISHED PLOTLINES OH MY GOD. you’re telling me the travel montage was all it took for gloria and sasha to bond and fix their issues? we saw their conflict through barbie’s memory link, it was never elaborated on. not once. suddenly by the end they’re getting along. the same could be about weird barbie? she always embraced the weirdness so the apology and “un-outcasting” felt off because a) it seemed like she was secluded by her own will and b) the barbies were never necessarily mean to her, they just acknowledged she’s different? which she knew and was okay with and self aware of? idk i guess an apology is fair, but the way it was delivered implied a deeper conflict we never saw

- mattel boardroom. enough said. i get will ferrell probably has a contracted screentime for funny gimmicks but it was so grating and a waste of time

- in a similar vein, all the travel montages combined probably take up as much time as the real-world scenes. for a movie that advertised barbie in the real world at a seeming first glance, that basically never happened LOL maybe that’s on me for having expectations though

- listen, LISTEN. i know there’s a lot of conflict right now with the “boo forced feminism” propaganda spreading around and i swear on god that isn’t me. HOWEVER. i do think that the way they went about resetting free will and that super long montage from gloria was not handled as well as it should have been. do i agree with everything said in the speech she gave? abso fuckin lutely. but remember, SHOW not TELL. they created this brainwashing plot device only to immediately dismantle it with one #girlboss speech which imo, undermines the very point the monologue was trying to make. i just wish they did more actual empowerment and not cheap exposition via a shenanigans montage and a third party speaker reciting a well constructed feminist rant which was just… INSERTED into a feel-good scene. i was hoping for something more organic but that’s just me. like, the barbie feeling self conscious was on the nose, but it did its thing. it’s camp i expected that. by this point in the film however, i expected more

- last thing for now: the plot was just a mess i’m sorry. the beginning was slow and expositional sure i get it, maybe it dragged a little too long when you consider everything else they tried to shove into the runtime, but for a typical film that would be a decent portion of establishing a plot. the real world segment? god, so many open doors, most of them were ignored. 99% of the real world was gimmicks and throwaway lines. the bench scene was the shining gem in that pacing dumpster. mattel plot we already know i don’t like, minus the ruth part. i have a lot of thoughts on ken patriarchy that i don’t have time or effort to unpack right now, but it was funny. and then it went on way too long and became annoying but not in the good way, in the “i get this is camp but it feels stupid” way. gosling killed that musical number but for a film about barbie, that was a hella long ken segment. like, this was a ken movie with barbie having existential dread in the background. then a bunch of magical fixits happen and suddenly all conflicts are resolved through magical means and cheap jokes and imaginary character development!!! oh but they gave barbie a pussy we unironically stan that for her (i’m serious lol like i think the joke was such a lame way to end the film but it’s funny enough to say that this whole film all barbie wanted was gender affirming surgery. i’ll allow it for sheer comedic purposes)

TLDR: i have many many complaints but i don’t think the movie is bad. it’s just fun, not particularly good all around. IT HAS GOOD MOMENTS!!! I AM NOT DENYING THERE IS SOME QUALITY HERE! i just think its hit or miss and while not every film has to be a feminist manifesto, i think all the hype and expectations definitely oversold the actual film i just witnessed because it was not particularly good. but it’s fun! and it’s okay to just enjoy that, this is my initial impression but maybe i’ll grow to like it more. just wanted to put this out here in case someone else feels the same way and doesn’t want to take the fall for finding it mid

#barbie movie #barbie movie spoilers #barbie spoilers #THIS IS A RAMBLED POST ABOUT MY IMMEDIATE CRITICISMS NOT AN OFFICIAL REVIEW LOL

[spiribia]

My werewolf hunter oc Ridley has this complex about wanting to be in control of themself at all times & so abstains from being inebriated and so forth. Unresolved whether that originated with a demon using their body as a host or if that initial anxiety simply fed off of and exacerbated something already inside of her but she doesn’t have angst about it now that she has essentially grown up with the thing and hasn’t done a thing in all that time. She’s kind of apathetic about the whole situation in her “don’t take me to the hospital it’s only going to be a big deal if you make a fuss and why would you want that” manner now. Honestly their principles are not so stringent as they suppose, they’re uptight about many things but there’s a certain lax, shortcutting tendency to them sometimes too. They’ll be like Don’t leave dirty laundry around the house but some days they’ll be like I’ll just leave this dirty laundry on the chair, I’ll get to it later. & they’re a bit mercurial about this too. Sable is like honestly I don’t even remember where the human ends and the wolf begins LOL and Ridley is like that sounds like a nightmare so offense. And sable is like oh I know you think so. Just dunno if you’d still feel that way if it happened and you were used to it. Let’s hope it doesn’t for your sake though.

#talks #tumblr has crashed like hell on this post making me rewrite its length over and over and yet I persist

[collegeoflore]

If Xarrai and Ieriyn had their own tents at camp, what would they look like? What kind of items and decorations would you find in and around their tents?

xarrai’s tent would be a disaster. well, the tent itself would be pretty - deep blue or purple fabric with gold embellishments, surrounded by a plush rug and a pile of pillows - but their space would be a cluttered mess. empty (?) liquor bottles tucked into a corner, pretty crystals or stones they’ve found (or stolen) used as paperweights for scraps of parchment they’ve doodled or written on, a precarious stack of books (many of which they’ve nabbed from gale’s tent) leaning against a little table, nice jewelry taken off of corpses or picked from merchants’ pockets lying half-discarded when they decided it didn’t suit their taste. it’s generally chaotic, but it’s a chaos they can make some amount of sense of. the inside of their tent would be a little more orderly - stacks of paper organized in a corner (sheet music? poetry? they don’t let anyone get close enough to find out), their bedroll spread out and supplemented with a couple extra pillows, maybe a couple of nicer goblets they’ve hoarded (one of which is likely being used as an ashtray lmao)

canonically xarrai doesn’t really have Their Own Space in camp tho - they spend their evenings at one of their companions’ tents or playing their lyre next to the fire (or some combination thereof) and all of their chaos is just. spread across the whole camp lol. there are clothes and jewelry at astarion’s tent and books at gale’s and bottles they stashed after the tiefling party at karlach’s and so on; everyone has Some piece of xarrai’s junk they’re responsible for. everyone is very surprised when they get to the elfsong in act 3 and find that xarrai fits their entire pre-tadpole life into a couple of trunks LMAO (the secret is they just lose things constantly. other than a handful of things they’re precious about anything else can and will just be lost to the ether of their life bouncing between inns and taverns in the city)

ieriyn would have a similarly chaotic tent LMAO he’s just a messy boy and he’s not used to having to keep up with it himself - he grew up in a house that had staff to take care of that. his tent is probably red and gold and looks fairly opulent and pretty, tho i imagine around act 2 or so he would either switch to smth a little more practical or like, stop taking as good care of it and let it get a little dirty/beat up. he constantly has a million books laying around though, a handful of plants, some pillows and blankets on his rug, a little alchemy station with a mess of ingredients and empty bottles around it (he’s not great at alchemy but he’s trying his best lol), a nice little mirror maybe? he leaves his dirty clothes all over the place at too, until someone gets fed up and teaches him to do his own laundry lmao.

ieriyn i do think would canonically have his own little tent area, even though he’s definitely spending a lot of time at gale and wyll’s tents too. he Does mostly keep his mess to himself at least (as long as he’s not helping gale make dinner. he does make a giant mess of that LMAO)

#ty for the ask :) #i prommy i’m going to answer the one abt xar and durge xar soon its half done i just have no brain LMAO #漫言 #oc. xarrai #oc. ieriyn

[f1nalboys]

Can i get a nsfw alphabet for stu?

I SURE FUCKING CANNNNNNNN <3love u anon

Stu Macher NSFW Alphabet

WORD COUNT: 1622

WARNINGS: nsfw, dark kinks listed, its stu so thats a warning, just proceed with caution

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Stu my beloved <3 he is great at aftercare in general, but he goes above and beyond when it comes to his long term partners. One night stands are different; it’s not that he purposely doesn’t do much to make sure they’re okay, it’s just that he…. Doesn’t see it *as* important, if that makes sense? When its someone he’s only seeing once he isn’t getting into anything super bad or dark so he doesn’t feel the need to do a full aftercare session. When it’s a long term partner then he will takes as long as they need to make sure they’re in a good headspace, he knows he can get a bit into it you know?

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For him, it’s his tongue 1 billion percent. I mean, Stu loves *all* of him and is super confident in his body but overall it’s his tongue. He can do a lot with it, can tease his partner or make them cry with pleasure, can put it on every inch of skin his partner allows, can talk a lot of shit. He’s multi-talented. As for his partner, it’s ass. He’s an ass guy, hate to be the one to break it to you all. ANY ass is perfect, though. Small one? Easy to grab. Big one? Gets to see it bounce when he’s fucking you from behind. 10/10 ass in general, you know?

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

God. Stu *loves* cumming on you. He’s a big fan of cumming in you too, of course, but theres something very…degrading about cumming on your face or chest or ass or stomach or (insert any body part here) that drives him wild. His fave place to cum though is cumming on your holes >:) if you have a pussy, he’s cumming *on* it. If he’s fucking you in the ass, he’s coming on your hole and then using his finger to push it inside you. AM I WRONG????? NEVER. 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

`Stu doesn’t have many ‘secrets’ tbh, but one i say for pretty much every mf i write for is that they’re panty sniffers. Stu, however, steals them. All. The. Time. He rifles through your laundry at any given opportunity, even before you were together, and pockets a pair or two of your really dirty and old pairs because they smell (and taste) like you the most. You’ll never find those new lace thongs missing but you just always seem to misplace your old granny panties hehe

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Hot take but he’s not *that* experienced. I mean he has plenty of people under his belt but he definitely embellishes the number a bit to seem cooler hehe. But dont worry, this mf KNOWS what he’s doing! Hes a fast learner and takes care to make sure his partner is feeling good too so he doesn’t have any complaints thus far.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Doggy. That’s his favorite of all time. It’s only just rivaled by you riding him tbh but he prefers doggy because again, ass man.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

It’s Stu we’re talking about. It’s goofy 75/25. NOW that being said, he can def be serious and he knows when to not crack a joke or two, he just likes when sex is lighthearted you know? His serious sessions tend to be on the meaner side especially since he’s the dom in those situations 9/10 times. 

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Pretty well groomed only because he gets too uncomfortable if he’s super hairy. Doesn’t care about his partners pubes though, literally the last thing he thinks about lol. Dark brown hair, a thin happy trail, hes sexy, etc 

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Stu is way less romantic than you would think lol. He has his moments often but a majority of the time he’s simply interested in the fucking than the romance. Plus, Stu can get kind of mean and will forget to be romantic lolz

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Once a day minimum. Doesn’t matter if you two had sex five times that day, he *has* to jerk off before he goes to sleep. It helps him unwind really and it’s some alone time lol (a way to get kind of past this is by having him jerk off in front of you and THEN having sex. You get to fuck him and he gets his little solo thing out of the way in a more fun way)

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Sadism. Humiliation.  Dracryphilia. Corruption. Pegging. Sub/Dom. Predator/Prey. Knives. Blood. Degradation. Praise. Voyeurism. Cucking. Slut shaming/Misogyny (sorry). Choking. Spitting. Slapping. Roleplay. Bondage. Collaring. Face Fucking. Cages. Lowkey pet play (likes calling you his ‘puppy’ or ‘kitten’ sorry). So many more omg

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

Public sex especially in the woods IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS. he also likes regular house sex but not in the bedroom <3 Likes bending you over in random places hehe

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

This would be a smaller list if it asked what DOESNT turn him on because the answer would be like 2 things LMFAO. But honestly he loves innocent looks and touches because of his corruption kink hehe he ALSO loves when you bend over in front of him or ‘accidently’ brush up against him when you’re moving past him

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Bathroom stuff or vomit. It’s gross to him. You’d think he wouldn’t be into feet but he is look at him he looks like he sucks toes.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Receiving. He’s a god at giving but he has needs you know? Plus, he’s a fan of face fucking and likes it better when its just him and not 69ing.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough, 100%. He loves leaving bruises and marks and tear streaks on you by the time the first round it over tbh lol.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Biggest fan in the world <3 LOVES quickies, wants them all day every day fr. Plan for him to pull you into another room (if you’re lucky) and bare minimum go down on you or just pull your underwear to the side and make you bite your hand to stay quiet <3 Or not <3

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Huge risktaker!!!!!! He does not care if you two are caught fucking by other people and he’s going to make it apart of his dirty talk while you’re out. He wouldn’t do it in like,,,,SUPER public? Like fingering you under the table at a restaurant is cool but in a public park on a bench mid day is a no, you know? Now that same park at night….

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

At least 2 or 3 unless he’s super worked up or has been teasing for a super long time lol. He’s pretty average in length, it really depends on how horny he is and how long he’s been teasing yu

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Stu loves toys <3 Biggest collection you could ever see LMAO he has dozens of toys for himself, even more for his partners, he has a bunch of ‘special’ toys that cost him a pretty fucking penny hehe. Unless its a quickie or something, he’s gonna use at least ONE toy for the both of you 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease

….do we actually need to talk about this? Biggest fucking tease to ever exist i SWEAR he’s such an asshole

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Loud because he doesn’t shut the fuck up! H’es always talking and teasing and moaning and gasping, like…. Its actually impressive that he doesn’t lose his voice. You can gag him (he’s into it) but he’ll still be loud and whiney <3333

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

When Stu is punishing his partner he’ll make them watch him use a toy hehe. His fave thing to do is tie you up and putting the toy (a strap or a fleshlight, depending on his mood) on you and fucking it like it was u hehehe

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Don’t feel like doing this sorry baes <3

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Super high, higher than average. He has to cum at least once a day (like I mentioned) but he’s always. Thinking. About. Sex. he has to have a world record for longest porn scenario in head

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Depends on how long it lasted and how exhaustive it was. Like, a real quick in and out thing, he’ll be wide awake ready to go about his day still. A Ghostface roleplay that ended in a pretty rough chase? Out like a damn light

#f1nalboys writing #f1nalboys works #f1nalboys masterlist #scream #scream 1 #scream 1996 #stu macher #stu macher x reader #stu macher alphabet #stu macher x y/n #ghostface #ghostface x reader #slasher #slashers #slasher x reader

[itrin]

damien's character questionnaire!

so i did the character questionnaire thing following wisteria-lodge's post for damien because I thought it would be fun and it was!!! love this guy he's got so many issues!! I encourage all damien brainwom sufferers to also do this and throw ur own hat into the ring!

anyways:

What is the character’s go-to drink order? black coffee, and damien likes to make it himself because the routine of it lets him pretend, at least for a few minutes, that he can be a person. he doesn't really care about blends or the roasts, usually just grabs whatever off the shelf; if the place he's staying at only had a kettle, he'll take instant coffee. (damien would never admit this on pain of death but: he has a massive sweet tooth too, and if he gets a barista to add whipped cream or cold foam to his coffee, then that's his business. and if u saw damien with a frappe, no you didn't.) he opts for black coffee because he thinks that's what he supposed to drink -- that's what his persona, crafted over years, is supposed to drink. he saw something on TV that said "adults drink black coffee."

What is their grooming routine? he has none lol. he has none. no one talked to him about it, no one told him about any of it. he cuts his own hair with a shitty pair of dollar store scissors when he feels like it because he can't stand the intimacy of a barber. he hacks at his hair in a shitty bathroom somewhere, and he showers with whatever soap set the hotel/motel provides.

What was their most expensive purchase/where does their disposable income go? uh.

Do they have any scars or tattoos? there's a very faded burn scar on his wrist from his first time cooking for himself, after his parents left. he learned how to properly handle a hot pan that day. he has a nick somewhere from the first few times he's had to shave, before he knew how to angle a razor. a little indent on his ear, minuscule really -- the first time he went to a barber and he just kept running his hands through his hair and damien wanted him to keep doing it because it felt good then freaked out about it and violently flinched away, making the barber nip him on accident.

What was the last time they cried, and under what circumstances? he does not cry easy, he hates crying. he thinks it's a sign of vulnerability, of humanity, and he is not human. robert was human, robert cried like a baby, and robert was thrown away, but. damien doesn't cry... mark left, though, and he closed the door behind him when he walked out and damien slid to the floor and.

Are they an oldest, middle, youngest or only child? only child.

Describe the shoes they’re wearing. fucking ratty, worn, filthy things because damien already has to wash his clothes in the laundry, why would he put in the effort of cleaning his shoes?? they're for the ground, they're meant to be dirty.

Describe the place where they sleep. wherever he can. his childhood bed in an empty, dark, silent house. during damien's first years out in the world, he would sleep in whatever car he was driving, and sometimes it was a luxury one with heated seats. then as he got more control, he slept in california kings in mansions and penthouses, bed and pillows so soft with down and silk that he could almost sink through them. as he got more experience along with that control, he usually went for understated but nice condos where he could convince the landlord that he'd already paid. blending in was safer. damien hates sleeping beside windows, the sun rays always woke him up too early no matter how tightly he closed the curtains and blinds.

What is their favorite holiday? he tells people it's halloween because he thinks that's what he's supposed to say; it fits with his vibe, his persona, right? but really, he feels detached from all holidays -- all the kids going out with their parents and groups of friends laughing together on the street. every holiday required someone else to celebrate with, and damien couldn't stand any of them. he hated christmas, out of all of the others. he liked fourth of july and new years, though; he would park his car on a high cliff and watch the fireworks, dazzled by the sky).

What objects do they always carry around with them? phone, but really, what would he need to? he has nothing. and can get anything. post-canon, damien gets a wallet, small and worn and ratty but it does its job.

#damien gorham #damien the bright sessions #damien tbs

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NSFW Alphabet: Yasuhiro Hagakure

This guy would be in his 30′s by now jfc

Stuff under the cut. Character depicted is 18+

THIS IS 18+ ONLY! MINORS DNI!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He’s a chill guy, and he likes to chill out after sex. He’ll offer his partner a joint, but won’t force it on them (or smoke if his partner isn’t comfortable with it).

He doesn’t expect a lot in return, but he’d at least like a cuddle and some kisses.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his chin, he feels he has a pretty strong and handsome one-

As for his partner, he loves a nice ass (and he’s not at all picky with them either).

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He cums a decent amount, and it has an almost pungent taste to it. Whether that’s something you like or not is on you lol

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He’s a panty sniffer. Fresh out of the laundry or worn all day, he’ll bury his nose in his partner’s undies whenever he gets the chance. He gets rather embarrassed when he gets caught, though-

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Doesn’t have a whole lot. Despite his mom saying how charming and handsome he is, Hiro was never really seen as desirable by others. This in turn resulted in him not getting many dates, and nothing past first base.

Any know how he gets is from porn. His first few times aren’t terrible, but his lack of experience is obvious.

F = Favourite position (this goes without saying)

Anything where his partner is on top/doing more of the work. He’s a lazy guy, what can I say?

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Hiro’s a chill guy (for the most part), and likes having a good time. So silliness during sex is pretty common for him, especially with long term partners.

He can be serious if the mood calls for it, but more often than not he’ll crack a joke or two.

He totally loves having sex while high too

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

One of the hairier guys in DR. He’s kinda lazy with keeping himself groomed, if the hair on his head didn’t immediately give that away.

If his partner REALLY wants him to, he’ll tidy things up a bit, but nothing drastic.

And yeah, the carpets match the drapes.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

It takes a special partner for him to become truly intimate. Sex before finding a dedicated partner is more casual, but with the right person he can be romantic in his own way. He’s no Casanova, but his words are nothing but genuine.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Jacks off quite a bit, especially while single. He’s got a decent collection of porn saved that he likes to fap to, and rarely goes outside his “comfort zone”.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He’s never had a chance to do it, but he loooooves the idea of hypnotizing people. He’ll deny it has anything to do with the occult, and all about delving into the deepest part of your mind and soul...or something like that-

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

He doesn’t like leaving the house unless he has to, so his favourite spots are places like the bed or living room. It’s comfortable and familiar, and he doesn’t have to worry about where the bathroom is afterwards-

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Usually it’s his partner that’ll get him in the mood. It can be as much as them flirting and touching him, or as simple as glancing at him the right way. It all depends on how he’s feeling.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

As always: No toilet stuff.

Apart from that, he’s pretty open to a lot of things, and willing to try most things at least once. Unless it’s like...occult roleplaying, then that’s a hard pass-

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Being lazy, he much prefers to receive rather than give. Doesn’t mean he never returns the favour of course!

He’s actually quite good at eating pussy! Sucking dick not so much…but it gets the job done-

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He’s on the slow side, preferring to take things nice and steady (and lazy). If his partner wants faster, they’re gonna have to do the majority of the work.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He’s pretty lazy, so quickies are good for when he’s in the mood, but can’t be bothered to do the whole shebang.

Though sometimes he’s too lazy to even do that-

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He likes the idea in theory, but overall prefers to keep things in the bedroom. His worst fear is his mom walking in on him, so he will absolutely refuse to do anything if she’s staying over.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has pretty low stamina over all, so a round or two is usually all he can handle. There are times where he might have a bit more energy, but they’re few and far between.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He likes using fleshlights, and has a vag, anus and mouth one he alternates between. He enjoys using toys on his partner too, particularly anal beads/butt plugs~

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He likes to do a fair bit of teasing (though nothing too unbearable), but never really does it for long. He’d like to hop into the good stuff sooner rather than later.

He doesn’t like being teased in return, and can be very whiny if his partner teases him too much.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

It depends on how he’s feeling that day. Sometimes it’s nothing more than a few groans and grunts, while others the sex hits him like a sledgehammer and he’ll moan up a storm.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Even though he doesn’t wash his hair very often, the guy still bathes (usually every other day). He can be a bit ripe smelling, but he also smells like incense sticks, but most often smells like a combination of both.

So while he hardly smells like roses, his musk isn’t that intolerable (and hey, some people may like it).

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Uncut dick that’s around 6.5 inches. It has a nice girth to it, and is thickest in the middle.

His balls hang low, and are quite a nice size if you’re into that-

Also has a surprisingly nice ass!

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

It’s pretty average overall. There are times where it’s on his mind constantly, and others where it never even crosses it. He’s always down to see a nice ass though!

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He conks out pretty quickly...like almost immediately. And he snores...really loud. But the louder he snores, the better the sex was!

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Hope you enjoyed! And if you don’t agree with any of these, that’s fine! These are just my personal headcanons!

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#danganronpa #yasuhiro hagakure #danganronpa smut #headcanons #lemon #smut #danganronpa lemon #do not tag as kin #nsfw.

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Y’all. Guys. Oh no. I’ve done something bad.

Look, I may have just created the most chaotic Disney crossover idea in the history of time, but if this blows up like the Big 4, I want credit.

So. We’ve got Jack Jack, Lilo, Boo, Hiro, Miguel, Mei, Luca, Alberto, Riley. There are more, and I know that’s a lot, but bear with me.

College AU.

Look, Hiro’s done, but he wanted to stay and teach/ use the lab whenever. Jack Jack’s parents want him to get a good education. Miguel is on tour with his music. Lilo and Boo are best friends, bonding over their monster/ alien dudes. Mei’s after a brilliant education herself. Luca wanted to go to school and Alberto couldn’t say no to him. Riley lives in the area.

They end up at San Fran Sokyo Uni, in the same dorm hallway.

Now, they don’t get along great at first. Riley’s used to living in a compact space, Miguel is used to being surrounded by family = no boundaries, Jack Jack is ADHD as fuck and is also a superhero who keeps getting blood all over the carpets in the middle of the night when he gets home from patrol. Lilo feeds peanut butter sandwiches to fish, for void’s sake.

After some rearranging, though, they get settled. That’s how they all meet.

It’s indescribably chaotic. Mei and Riley live together, their dorm room nice and organized and perfect. For their trustworthiness, Jack Jack lives with them as well (he’s ace dw. Also, he doesn’t tell them he’s a hero at first. That was a shitshow). Their apartment is a mix of hockey and Asian culture. There’s a family shrine in Mei’s room, and there’s a mini goal set up in the corner of the living room. Jack Jack’s stuff is kind of everywhere, but he makes up for it by doing dishes every night XD.

Lilo and Boo live with Stitch and a baby monster that accidentally wandered through their door on a field trip to Monsters Inc. Their apartment is pretty aesthetic but also messy. Even though it’s freezing and frankly nasty, Lilo swims and sometimes surfs in the bay, but she drives out to an actual coast (later with the whole friend group) on weekends. Boo LOVES the aliens and is on Lilo’s deep space podcast, a tribute to Elvis.

Miguel, Hiro, Luca, and Alberto live in an apartment together. Because how bad can a bunch of gay/ bi idiots living in one place be? There’s dirty laundry everywhere. The dishes don’t get done unless Mei happens to come over and yells at them for it. Trash from the fish boys, half-finished projects and scraps from Hiro, and scribbly sheet music from Miguel are everywhere. Baymax makes them take care of themselves tho; it’s fiiine :DD

Extra headcanons (SOMEONE PLEASE ASK ME FOR MORE ON THIS AU I COULD TALK FOREVER):

Not a single one of them is straight

They all become at least some part of a hero team later on- once Hiro and Jack Jack tell them all what’s going on, they either join in or agree to help sometimes

(Mei is a super panda, Lilo and Boo take their warrior pets into battle, fish demons, etc)

Once they’re comfortable enough with each other, they start visiting each other’s homes because they’re so diverse

Hawaii was awesome!! Lilo taught everyone how to surf as Luca and Alberto meet the wildlife below. Nani loves them all, but David’s favorite is Jack Jack

Mei shows them all Chinese-Canadian culture, but mostly the Chinese part lol. They get to meet her gf, Miri, and she takes them to 4town. They hate it, but she seems happy

Riley takes them all skating on the pond in her old backyard. Miguel and the fish boys, who have never been anywhere cold in their lives, are miserable. Really the only one who’s fine is Mei lmao. They all try broccoli pizza, and Luca and Alberto actually like it

Jack Jack’s family make it their life goal while they’re visiting to be as embarrassing as possible. Helen and Bob BOTH have to DRIVE THEM everywhere, Dash doesn’t stop talking about Fortnite for a single fucking second, and Violet actively makes out with Tony on the living room couch. You know who they love? Auntie Edna. Edna gains many more nieces and nephews that trip- she takes a special liking to Hiro, although she does criticize the ineffectiveness of his armor

Italy is warm and full of freaking mermaids and Vespa’s and gelato and it’s fucking awesome. Everyone falls in love with the food (obviously). Giulia just… gets used to adopting strange losers by this point.

Mexico is GREAT. Their trip happened to fall near Día de los Muertos, so guess where Miguel took them!! Maybe it meant stealing from the ofrenda, but… in their defense, they put it back. (Before you ask, yes, Tadashi was there. It’s a personal belief of mine that there are different sections to the Land for different cultures’ afterlives. Like all the gateways go to the same realm, just different parts of it.) Stitch and Dante wrestled the entire time XD

Edit: GUYS OH NO I FORGOT TO ADD VANELLOPE BUT SHE’S INCLUDED

#Coco #big hero six #bh6 #luca #disney #pixar #crossover #lilo and stitch #The incredibles #incredibles #monsters inc #Turning red #inside out

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Thank you @eddysocs for the template!

@tragiclyhip, @munstysmind, @secretaryunpaid, @youflickedtooharddamnit and anyone else who reads my stuff.

But not you ‘they bone too much’ anon. It might make your head explode.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Tyler is very much a softDom, and Esme loves being totally submissive to him.   His aftercare is impeccable, and it’s when he’s at his softest, most attentive, and adoring.  Lots of praise, drawing her a warm bath (if things were incredibly…wild lol) or just softly using a warm face cloth to clean her up and soothe her.   Brings her water or her favourite beverage,  maybe a snack.  And snuggling. She loves to snuggle. 

B = Body part (favorite body part of their partner’s)

Her butt.  And he isn’t shy in admitting it. 

C = Collar (do they mark you as theirs in some way?)

Nothing that will be noticeable to outsiders of their kids, but fingertip bruises on her hips and ass and insides of her thighs, bite marks on the inside of her thighs. 

D = Dominant (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? are they a top or a bottom?)

Tyler is strictly a dom. Esme is strictly a sub. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

The man is extremely experienced.   He’s sown his share of wild oats lol  Esme has only had three serious relationships before him, and never had sex outside of a relationship.

F = Fuck (do they prefer to fuck or make love?)

Fuck.  And then toss in a bit of the making love.   

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Very intense. Very serious.  But there has been times when things have turned humorous. Like the time they fell off the bed and her forehead hit him in the nose and made it bleed 

H = Hot (what turns them on, gets them going)

He finds seeing her walking around in just a t-shirt or dress shirt of his just gets him all riled up. 

I = Insatiable (how do they act when they’re desperate to have you?)

He is relentless.  Hungry. Animalistic, even.   

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

My masturbation head canon is her deseperate to watch him jerk off, and him agreeing to it while she’s talking dirty to him in his ear and her hands are just softly and slowly wandering his body and teasing it. 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

They’re into choking, anal, he’s tied her up before 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Those two will do it anywhere, no joke. But with kids in the house, they’re pretty limited.  But definitely in the gym is at the top of the list.

M = Mood (what’s the foreplay like? how do you get them in the mood?)

The foreplay is long and lingering and doesn’t end until she’s begging him to stop because things are too sensitive and she can’t possibly take anymore.  These two love to please each other, and foreplay is huge for both of them.  Lots of long and slow and deep kisses that turn desperate and needy, lots of hands wandering (before the clothes are off), bodies rubbing against each other.   

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Eat a**,  degradation of any kind,  golden showers, pegging

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He is a tremendously selfless lover and loves to spend time ‘down under’. And Esme loves to pleasure him. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

It’s a mix of both. Unless she’s specified she just wants nothing but  a good old fashioned passionate railing. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

With so many kids in the house and their busy schedules, there’s nothing wrong with a quickie in the laundry room or pantry lol

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Esme’s really opened up sexually since meeting him and has learned to fully trust him.  She’s willing to try new things, but he knows his boundaries and would never cross them. He respects her too much. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

As Tyler says, he hasn’t gone shorter than half an hour since he was 15.  Lol    and that man will go as many times as body will let him.  Sorry ‘they bone too much anon’. It is what it is. 

T = Tryst (are they into casual sex or one night stands?)

Tyler used to be into both.   Before he met Esme and decided to become a one woman man.  Esme isn’t very sexual experienced and has never had sex outside of a relationship.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He’s horrible (in a good way) when it comes to teasing. There’s an epic chapter of him edging her in a bath tub.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Tyler isn’t loud.  He’s a grunter, groaner, growler, swearer. Esme on the other hand…she’s loud lol  He either has to put his hand or a pillow over her face so as not to wake the whole house. 

W = Wait (how long do they wait before having sex with their partner for the first time?)

Four days

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Tyler is known for never wearing underwear.  He calls it ‘free range’ and says that’s why they so many kids. His dick is never suffocating.  LOL.   He’s tall, lean, and incredibly ripped.  Not fully shaven down there, but manscaped.   Esme is very neatly trimmed,  tends to wear boy shorts and as she calls them ‘granny panties’ lol    She’s just a little thing but has a willowy body. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Both have extremely high sex drives.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

It takes a bit.  It’s customary for him to give in to a long cuddling session and some adult conversation. 

#NWFW #you've been warned #Tyler and Esme series