#these random on the spot hcs are always so fun to do hehe and i thank rin for giving me these ideas fr

[mwahkazu]

random hcs of kazuha and the other people in the gang:

scara/kuni likes playing rhythm games like colorful stage: Hatsune miku or whatever it's called but refuses to admit it. so whenever he does the poll of "what should i play" his comments are flooded with either "PLAY ANIMAL CROSSING" or "PLAY ---- rhythm game" or bonus" "PLAY STARDEW VALLEY :D"

idk why but kazuha is one of those "don't talk to me before i drink my coffee/tea". if you talk to him after he wakes up, he's probably going to insult and shake your perception of reality and then smile after drinking and say some shit like "good morning. weather's good toady" as if he didn't just cause you to rethink life

heizou likes black tea. kuni and kazuha are green tea people. xiao likes to drink coffee. ayato likes boba. i like drinking water.

tysm for reading my random brainrot!!!

-rin

RIN I LOVE THESE HCS SO MUCH !! omg idk if you or anyone here has watched the anime fruits basket but there’s this one scene with the character yuki (who’s seen as like the prince of the school and reminds me of kazuha☺️totally not because they share the same jp va COUGH)

but there’s this one episode where he’s extremely clumsy and just so out of character as he’s waking up and i just see kazuha acting the same way along with his cold-ish attitude😭really whichever attitude you get definitely depends on how much sleep he got the previous night LMAO

ahem..now allow me to feed into my scara/kuni video game brain rots because i saw the words stardew valley and something in me awoke

video games with scara/kuni:

admittedly it’s a bit of a challenge to try and get him to play some relaxing/cozy games with you

i kinda feel he’s more the type to play mmos or fps games as they’re more fast paced and actually require more action from him

also ik some people might say he’s the type to be a “rage gamer” and be aggressive which i can see happening if he’s super into the game he’s currently playing

but normally he’s just the blunt player who calls you out on your bs LMAO

“how tf did you manage to shoot everything but the player?” “can you not read?” “ykw just follow my lead. explaining this to you is pointless.”

this kind of behavior tho is more so towards his close friends

w/ you it’s a somewhat of a different picture

idk if anyone knows that one meme where it goes: “YOUR AIM IS ASS! let me chill out—your aim is…not good, okay? let me be nice.” LMAO I FEEL LIKE THAT'S HOW IT WOULD GO WITH HIM😭

but ofc aside from that he’s patient with you and willing to even teach you special tricks and techniques that he uses in the game

whenever you manage to successfully do one of the things he taught you when you’re playing together, you’ll get all happy and giddy while he’s just be softly smiling at you, secretly finding your childlike excitement adorable

gives you a head pat or ruffles your hair while saying he’s proud or “see, i knew you could it”🥺

BUT ANYWAYS BACK TO COZY GAMES

there was one instance in which scara was playing at his desk one night, as usual

just a casual gaming session with his friends

you were off to the side watching him play and do his thing but being a little bit bored out of your mind

you always did this thing where if you were wanting his attention or were bored you’d sigh and wander aimlessly around the room

which is exactly what you were doing rn and ofc he noticed

he’d excuse himself from his friends for a second, muting his mic before turning to look at you, “you know doll, instead of sighing and pouting around like that you can just tell me you need something.”

“but…you’re playing with your friends aren’t you?” he’ll roll his eyes, “i can always play with them another day. it’s not the end of the world if you want me to stop and spend some time with you.”

so once he says bye to his friends that is when you introduce him to the wonderful world of cozy video games~

“hell no.” “WHAT ;-;”

it takes you a solid 10 minutes to finally get him to try stardew valley w/ you

and for once you finally get to be the one to explain how the mechanics and such work!

“and then…oh! there’s different crops for every season so we have to make sure we plant the right ones and- kuni? are you even listening—?”

bro is already in the mines fighting mobs and getting ore😭

self indulgent hc here:

you’ll tell him about the romance aspect of the game, how you can date other npcs and such

and you’ll explain how your favorite villager npc to romance is sebastian (or any other npc) gushing about cute he (she) is and just fawning over this pixelated character

he doesn't like this. at all. but won’t admit to his jealousy. there would be signs tho…

“where are you going with that quartz?” “i’m gifting it to sebastian so i can get more hearts for him…” “no give it to me we need more refined quartz”

“ooo should i ask sebastian to be my partner for the flower dance?” “no. you’re going to be my dance partner.”

yea don’t even think about trying to marry anyone else but him in the game

without even realizing it, you both will go hours playing this quaint little farming sim game together and by the time your eyes grow tired of staring at a screen for so long, suggesting you both get some sleep for the night he’ll frown

“but we’re almost done with year one..let’s just finish it and then go to sleep.”

he ended up staying up that night to finish while you went soundly to sleep

in the morning you’d wake up to find him cuddling you in bed, arms wrapped around and just pure soft mornings

you’d try to get out of bed to get breakfast started but he’d immediately pull you closer and tighten his hold on you

nuzzling his head into your necking and mumbling for you to stay in bed with him

which you do because how can you say no him <3

i could go on and on about this but i’ll stop myself here for now! humbly brought to you by rin and yuomi’s not so daily dose of brain rotting hcs together :D

#✿ ノ in the tranquil tea room w/ rin! #as you can tell im on a major fixation of stardew valley rn LMAO #these random on the spot hcs are always so fun to do hehe and i thank rin for giving me these ideas fr #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche x you

[goorehound]

Hello!! Been stalking through your works (hehe), saw your "dating Mary hcs" post, and this caught my attention:

"Banter is one of his favourite things about being with you. Random and especially bizarre insults thrown back and forth makes it all feel easy. Granted sometimes he can be a Grade A Dick and get himself benched on the couch for the night, but that’s rare, and almost all of his bickering is playful and downright adoring."

Now I need a scenario in which he does indeed get banished to the couch one night and tries to make it up to the reader in the morning, pretty please! -🎂

This took me so long but I promise I was so excited to get this one out. The “fight” part dragged out much longer than I expected but the flow took me where it took me, ya dig?

This was fun to write, thank you for the request shawty.

And thanks to @frankenfaandom for brainstorming with me and practically giving me this fic on a plate when I blanked on how to start it off.

Mary’s Fuck Up

Mary x GN!Reader - 1,317 words

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Crawling up to plant your hands on either side of Mary’s face, squishing the cheeks together as you straddled his lap and pulled him close. Your expression didn’t waver, relaxed but serious, not even when he made a confused and disgruntled squawk of disapproval.

“You smell awful.” You told him evenly, finally cracking out in a grin as you planted a wet and smacking kiss on his forehead, ignoring his hands flapping around trying to get you off him. “Get the fuck out of my bed and go shower.”

“Jesus Christ, I thought I actually did something.” He clamped a hand over his chest when you eased back to look down at him. “You’re gonna fucking kill me. You’re going to give me a heart attack. I almost just died.” He prattled on.

“I’m dead serious,” You laughed and slid off of him to sprawl out in the empty spot opposite him. “You smell like you just climbed out of a dumpster and bathed in piss.”

“What do you mean?” He asked indignantly. “I do not. I smell like I always smell,” The metalhead grumbled as he turned to smell at his shirt. “You like how I smell.”

“I like how you look.” You patted his chest lovingly. “I tolerate how you smell.” This was paired with a cackle at his fully offended look, him rolling over to settle between your legs did nothing to quell the burst of laughter.

“Yeah, well, maybe I like how you smell and tolerate how you look.” Mary threw back petulantly and ridiculously, and you bit back your laughter into bubbling giggles instead.

“You fuck me for how I smell, Mare? That’s kinda weird.”

“Maybe I do.”

“You called me beautiful an hour ago.”

“Well. I’m a liar. I lied.” Mary settled down more heavily on top of you.

“Maybe I’m ugly, but at least I don’t smell like a porta-potty.” You lazily draped your arms over his shoulders in return.

“Maybe I smell bad, but at least I don’t have a crooked nose.” His hand came up to pinch at your nose, and he must’ve missed how the mirth dropped from your eyes as simultaneously as your heart fell to your stomach. Which was almost just as hurtful as the comment. It wasn’t like he had room to talk, he’d busted his nose a few times and it wasn’t fucking straight either - but he knew that your nose drove you crazy. He knew that you’d fretted over it. He couldn’t not know that was a pretty big blow to your self esteem.

“Get the fuck off, Mary.” You grumbled, content to shove him in the direction of the shower so you could forget the stupid comment. He wiggled your nose lightly, then his brows furrowed in concentration, and his hand dropped.

“The fuck are you getting all bitchy for?” Mary asked as he leaned up a bit higher, and fuck he could be such a dick. Who says that?

“Mary. Get off of me.” At least he complied quickly that time and pulled back to fall on his ass on the mattress in front of you. You didn’t feel like you needed to explain why that just wasn’t cool. You’d been willing to drop the nose comment and let him know later to not make that sort of joke, but being made to feel like your reaction was disproportionate?

Like you were out of line for getting irritated?

“The fuck just happened?” Mary glanced around as if some apparition might come forth and explain to him where he’d crossed the line.

No such thing happened, obviously, and you instead got up to start changing to get ready to sleep. “Can you just go shower?” You threw over your shoulder. “We’ll talk after.”

“You’re fuckin’ moody tonight.” He threw back as he pulled himself off the bed to head to the shower, and he didn’t deign your responding: “Fuck you.” with any sort of acknowledgement.

You stewed for a while, shutting the lights off and pulling the blankets up to your ears. There was a lot of tossing and turning, replaying the events and getting yourself worked up all over again. By the time Mary was coming back in, freshly washed and hair damp, you were not nearly in the mood for him sliding into the covers behind you and tugging at your waist.

“I don’t want you in here right now.” There was a pause. A deep breath.

Lips brushed over your temple and he squeezed your waist before rolling out of the bed and fumbling around in your closet for the spare blanket. “M’kay, baby.” He agreed quietly, and then he was out.

As you should have expected - sleeping without him was awful. It sucked. The first fifteen minutes were nice, the space from the cause of your irritation out of sight had you feeling a bit more relaxed and able to collect your thoughts. But stirring a few times and reaching for him to come up empty handed? Yeah. That was a bummer.

By morning you were over it. Prepared to talk it over but not holding any of the previous nights bitterness, you were out of bed and shuffling into the lounge room as soon as you were awake enough to function.

The couch was empty, but there was a blanket and pillow still messily taking up residence - so Mary couldn’t be too far. He wasn’t exactly a morning person and it seemed way too early for him to be out the door. Which would be fine. It was fine. If he also needed some space, that was cool, you didn’t mind.

You edged your way towards the kitchen, embarrassed by the rush of relief when you smelled fresh coffee and let your nose guide you.

Mary was stressing about something on the counter, there was a fresh pot of coffee, and he seemed completely unaware of your presence. You watched him hunched over something and stirring it, curiosity piqued. Mary Goore was the furthest thing from a chef that you’d ever seen in your life, and you were suddenly worried about wether or not you’d actually replaced the fire extinguisher.

“Mare?” Rough with sleep, your voice barely carried through the kitchen. Apparently it was more than enough to catch his attention, as he spun around with a bowl and whisk in hand. The expression of guilt on his face was more surprising, looking like a dog who’d been caught mid shit on the carpet.

“Whatcha doin?” You asked after an extended silence where he offered not a word.

“Making pancakes?” Mary looked miserably at the bowl he was stirring. “Hopefully. Uh, I thought I’d - you know, breakfast in bed type dig. Didn’t think it would take this long.” The bowl was left forgotten on the countertop as he wiped his hands off on his boxers and worried at his lip.

“I fucked up?” He offered, and you closed the distance to press your face into his neck. Predictably, his arms came up to cradle you as his cheek rubbed itself against your hair.

“I fucked up.” Mary said this more steadily this time. “I also fucked up the pancakes.” You laughed at that and pinched at his bare waist gently.

“I’ll run and grab us breakfast and you can get back in bed?” His neck craned back enough to look down at you, ten fingers sliding high enough to cup the back of your head. The eye contact was a bit more intense than you’d anticipated.

“I’m sorry. You can tell me exactly where I pissed you off when I get some food into you.” The man’s voice was soft, his eyes bouncing around to take in your face. Large hands stretching to brush his thumb over your cheek only moments before you turned to kiss his palm.

“That sounds good, Mare.”

#mary goore #mary goore fic #mary goore x reader #ask #request #repugnant band #fic

[ameliterature]

Okay DPS Roommate HC dynamics:

Meeks + Pitts

Like a well oiled machine, they get along so well together

they have goldberg machines in there I KNOW it

they pretty much function the same way so their room is organized/ organized chaos

"Meeks, where's my-" "in your desk drawer, upper right"

Parts. PART EVERYWHERE

Pitts is also too long for his bed/blanket, so meeks will lend him his sleep socks (yes he has those)

Their radio is one of MANY machines.

they make those weird "useless" gadgets for fun

potato clock

Meeks always has the best snacks but all Pitts wants are the dinner rolls he got him <3

Meeks likes Puns and Pitts hates it. Pitts will not hesitate to diss on Meek's jokes, especially since Meeks makes them SO MUCH when they're alone :(((

Meeks and Pitts learned pig latin for fun

now they cant STOP

Neil + Todd

At first, Todd will always be in the room alone while Neil would hang out

but when they got closer, Neil would just vibe with todd more cuz they like reading/practicing lines haha

heck they're domestic asf

they share blankey (platonic) (sometimes)

neil's spot is by the radiator so they dont put stuff on it

they kinda adopted a random plant together :) (they named it Dog cuz it's funny)

"did you water dog today?" "yep, he's happy there's sunlight today"

the other poets are always confused

Both of them have very little "personal items" so their room is the most barren of the groups BUT you'd find out they have so many papers and books tucked away in several corners of their room. (maybe a few love letters hehe)

Todd's bed gets immediate sunlight and it wakes him up too often

he will go over to Neil's bed to avoid the sunlight

eventually they rock paper scissor which bed they'll sleep in

*platonically spoons your bestie*

*romantically spoons your bestie*

Charlie + Cameron

Do y'all believe in heaven/hell

you can see the "invisible" line that separates their two sides

Not that charlie is messy, he just has a LOT of stuff and Cameron is so neat, it's blinding

Cameron has the same deskset as Todd so he was MORTIFIED seeing them throw it off "YOU COULDA GIVEN IT TO ME--

Charlie's instruments are everywhere and he plays them a lot (sax, bongos, flute, a kazoo, a stupid clarinet his parents made him bring)

Cameron actually doesn't mind, Charlie's pretty good at the Sax and Bongos (he borrows his Clarinet sometimes)

Cameron likes wearing his sweater when he studies in their room

All of Cameron's pencils are sharpened. For 2 reasons.

Charlie's closet is brimming with fancy clothes. He actually lent Cameron some of his suits/sweaters

They have this unspoken rule that they ALWAYS have to knock before entering their room-- always. Especially after that one time.

Cameron is the one to wake up Charlie. always.

Charlie will sometimes scare Cameron to sleep for fun

Cameron will "accidentally leave his notes open" and Charlie can see them so he'll copy off his notes.

"Yo the Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell lmao"

knox: "Charlie, how could you possibly know that"

"I just DO" ok??

#mitts #Meeks #Pitts #Gerard pitts #stephen meeks #steven meeks #anderperry #todd anderson #neil perry #chameron #charlie dalton #richard cameron #dps #dps hc #dead poets society #hc #head canon

[starglow-xx]

(About the brother!atsushi) aRE YOU READING MY MIND MISS?! Because that has been on my mind for MONTHS. TYSM For writing it was amazing!! If you don't mind, may I request (if requests are open) atsushi, still an older brother, but with a sister that's 10-13 yrs old? It's totally fine if you don't wanna do it. Keep up the good stories, ily mwuah!

*sobs* you’re so kind thank youu 🤧🤧

i wrote this a bit differently i hope that’s okay anon! at first i planned for this to be mainly abt atsushi and the reader, but i decided to add in relationship hcs with the agency bc i ran out of ideas

if you guys liked this don’t worry! im planning a special part two for this one so be the look out for it hehe

atsushi with a tween! sister

ft. the armed detective agency

like in my baby sister hcs, you’re still the most important thing to him period

the two of you got picked up by dazai and kunikida when he was 18 (obviously) and when you were 12

for a 12 year old, you were a bit small bc of malnourishment (which makes atsushi feel so bad) so both dazai and kunikida thought you were a bit younger than you actually were

they assumed you were about 9-10ish

you and atsushi both share a favorite food !! chazuke :)

so when kunikida treated the two of you, he made sure you got more bowls bc like i mentioned above, he feels really bad that you were malnourished and under weight

(don’t bring this up but kunikida felt bad too hehe)

when dazai went with your brother to the warehouse, you were with kunikida

imagine the surprise of the other ada members when kunikida came in with a little girl dressed in rags that popped out from behind him

kenji was the one who vocalized his thoughts 

“kunikida-san you have a daughter?! wow! i didn’t know that! :D”

when you found out your brother was a tiger, you were a bit concerned but you were actually kind of excited

you were even more excited when you found out the two of you were going to be taken in by the agency

anything was better than the stupid orphanage

and besides!

you got a tiger for an older brother and a bunch of other super powered agents to take care of you! who could want anything else?

at your age, you’re very impressionable and can be influenced easily so atsushi makes sure to teach you more in depth of good morals and the importance of kindness

his heart swells with pride and relief when he catches you being kind to others

pride bc he’s proud that even after all the two of you have gone through, you still ended up being a good kid and having a bright view of the world

and relief bc he hasn’t failed as a big brother

pfftt like he could ever fail

but please, from time to time reassure him that he’s perfect and the only big brother that you’d ever want bc he rlly needs that kind of validation

with his salary and savings, he tries to buy nice things for you

what a sweetheart 🥺

he saw you eyeing that one dress at a store window? fast forward abt a week and half and it’s inside a pretty gift bag for you

you wanted to try that dessert from the nice bakery? that’s dessert after dinner at one point

but other than buying you things, he sets money aside for you

like all the time

(y/n), here have this, you might need it”

“but nii-san you just gave me—”

“take it”

#1 spoiler

also your #1 confidant and source of physical affection

you tell him anything and everything (except crushies and those kinds of things)

atsushi loves it when you talk abt your day and he can see the big smile on your face and the sparkle in your eyes

it gives him the strength to keep going 😖😖

the two of you aren’t as touch starved as you’d probably think, but that’s only bc the two of you had each other

in your opinion, no one can match the hugs of your big brother

and it got even better bc YAYY he has tiger arms now ٩(◕‿◕)۶

if you ask, he’d carry you around too hehe

you also get nightmares quite often so he’ll always be there ready to calm you down, talk if you need to, and rock you back to sleep

god i love him 🤧🤧

atsushi will do everything in his power to protect you and make sure you get to grow up happy, supported, and loved

port mafia attack? oop he’s already taking you to the nearest escape route

someone is starting to harass you? they just got suckered punched into the next week

you want to go out to have some fun? he’ll go ask the president for a day off

you’re not feeling well? he’ll take another day off and take care of you

whatever you want to do, he’ll do it with you! (as long as it’s within reason)

will always be your #1 supporter! and he’s the president of your fan club hehe

he loves you so so much and will do anything for you; your life and happiness will always be more important to him

you are his reason to keep going

agency head canons !!

atsushi is your big brother, but kunikida is most definitely some sort of father figure

everyone can see it

except kunikida of course

kunikida scolds you lightly if he thinks your manners need work or if you make a mess in the agency

you listen to him of course and in turn as some sort of a reward, he’ll give you pieces of stationary

he always gives you the nice, good quality kind and you’re over the moon

atsushi adores it when you come running to him showing your new notebook or fountain pen and blabbering what you’re going to do with it

sometimes it isn’t even as a reward for being a good child; he’ll just give it to you and he’ll say smth like “i noticed you’ve used up your last notebook quite quickly, so here’s another one” or “did you run out of ink? here have this then”

he usually has a soft spot for children in general, but he most definitely has a soft spot (or a thousand) for you

yosano is kind of like a motherly figure to you

she gives you the guidance a mother should and goes on shopping trips with you!

atsushi always gets dragged along by you, but he thinks it’s worth it seeing you look so happy

yosano being a doctor also tries to teach the things you should know, or things that would be helpful to you

she’ll teach you the basics of cooking, sewing, how to treat a cold/fever, etc

also gives you excellent advice 1000% of the time

“remember (y/n)-chan if someone hurts you come tell me and then i’ll chop them into—”

“yOSANO-SENSEI DONT TELL HER THAT—”

fukuzawa is like a father to most in the agency but you see him more as a grandfather figure

bi weekly tea and gossip sessions hehe

along with cat talk!

most of the time though, it’s just you talking and him listening to you, but the two of you enjoy it nonetheless

“and then kunikida-san ended up crashing into a pole and dazai-san started to laugh at him and i did too because it was really funny but we ended up getting scolded—”

“hmm i see...”

he’ll let you stay in his office as he fills out paperwork; you’re usually doodling or drawing in your notebooks

sometimes he’ll meditate and you’ll join him, but 4/7 times you’d fall asleep

you always wake up with a blanket over you

dazai is like a cool but a highly concerning and kind of high maintenance uncle

frequently takes you out with him when he ditches work

walks in the park, eating at uzumaki so he has the excuse of treating you so he doesn’t have to pay his tab avoiding kunikida and sometimes chuuya and akutagawa, all that fun stuff

also tries to not talk abt suicide in front of you especially if it’s just the two of you alone

he knows that you mean the world to his pupil and that said pupil would probably hate him for putting suicide inside your brain

he teaches you random but useful things like how to pick a lock, how to steal kunikida’s notebook if you’re looking for some information, how to sweet talk your way out of things, etc.

is also the one to tell you that if you ever get a significant other to introduce them to the agency first

he always wants all of your gossip; some of them work pretty well for blackmail

“dazai-san! dazai-san! did you know that kunikida-san lost his glasses and he was looking for them for nearly an hour when he was just holding them the entire time??”

“woah really (y/n)-chan?! hey hey can you say it again into this recording device so kunikida-kun would believe me when i tell him—”

always ends up giving kunikida a heart attack when he says that you’ve been with him all day

ranpo is also like a cool but a highly concerning and kind of high maintenance uncle

will share some of his snacks, but don’t push it or you might not get anything at all

loves it when you compliment him

if you tagged along with him and your brother on a case, he will show off to impress you

“...and that’s how the crime happened”

“UWAHH RANPO-SAN YOU’RE SO COOL”

atsushi is lowkey and kunikida is highkey stressed that ranpo’s eating habits will rub off on you

“ne (y/n)-chan do you wanna try this highly caffeinated drink and this concerning amount of sugar filled snack?”

“can i really?!”

“rANPO-SAN NO—”

ranpo definitely does stuff like that on purpose 

the tanizakis are like siblings to you!

a weird set of siblings but siblings nonetheless

the two of them adore you and think you’re precious

atsushi definitely knows how to do your hair whether it’s long or short but he got even better at it when he asked the two

hehe braid trains are definitely a thing + kyouka and kenji (and maybe even dazai)

sometimes you have sibling swap days

you’re with junichiro for most of the day and atsushi is with naomi

strange i know

each of the tanizaki siblings try to make it fun bc they know that the two of you did not at all have a happy upbringing

junichiro likes spending time with you by taking you out to different places that naomi likes to frequent

like the mall, different stores and restaurants, the park, places like those

naomi does the same thing with atsushi so if you ever bump into them, you go out and eat together :)

besides atsushi, the next one in line who spoils you the most would be junichiro (and yosano & kunikida both coming in at a close third)

he honestly can’t help it; you remind him of how naomi was when she was younger

and besides

he’s always been a sucker when it came to the happiness of a little sister

“would you really buy this for me junichiro-san?!”

“of course! don’t worry about it” :)

wanna talk abt boys/girls/celebrity crushes things like that? naomi is your girl

you feel a bit embarrassed to go talking to yosano or your brother abt that and kyouka does not know a thing abt them either

“uwahh naomi-san look at all these people in this magazine! they look so good!”

“right?! but of course onii-sama is still the best—”

you get along with kenji and kyouka quite nicely being roughly the same age as them; they’re also like siblings!

just pure, wholesome vibes from the three of you

you’re over the moon when she finds out that kyouka is staying with you and your brother

atsushi is twice as happy seeing you talk your mouth off and finally having a girl around your age to talk to

“do you think demon snow can change how she looks?”

“hmm... im not sure...”

you and kenji talk abt anything and everything

he even teaches you how to take care of plants!

sometimes the two of you are kind of in the same boat bc you don’t know much abt yokohoma being stuck in the orphanage and kenji doesn’t know much abt cities in general

“wait where are we again kenji-san?”

“ah we’re close to the ports! but im not really sure how close because i don’t know what the symbols on this sign mean”

“don’t worry! neither do i!”

bonus things!

yosano was kind of too late teaching you abt you know what

“NII-SAN IM BLEEDING IN BETWEEN MY LEGS”

you’re sobbing in the agency’s bathroom and atsushi is panicking trying to get you to open the door

“Y/N?! H-HOLD ON LET ME GET YOSANO SENSEI”

ranpo overhears and cackles making everyone around him confused

suddenly atsushi bursts in the agency basically on the verge of tears rambling incoherent sentences abt the bathroom, you, and blood

it just clicked for everybody in the room

(im going to pretend that kenji has sisters back home so that atsushi is the only one who remain oblivious here hehe)

atsushi is genuinely confused and sort of concerned that no one is freaking out with him

yosano waves her hand saying smth like that she’d take care of it and junichiro pulls atsushi to the side to talk to him

fast forward like half and hour and dazai and ranpo are cackling on the looks of both of your faces

honestly not sure who’s more traumatized, you or your brother

“why does this have to happen” :(

“ne ne (y/n)-chan!~ you’re too young but at some point you’re not going to have it!”

“uwahh really dazai-san?” :D

“yeah! but first you have to have ANFK—”

next thing you know your ears are being covered by your brother and dazai is thrown across the room by kunikida

you know

the normal

you’re twelve and have never gone to school, but the agency takes care of that

it’s too dangerous to go to school so they teach you what’s necessary and whatever else they can

kunikida takes care of math (obviously)

yosano takes care of science/biology/anatomy/health (whatever you wanna call it)

ranpo even dragged poe to help you with english

atsushi even got lucy to help you out with english too!

as tanizaki and naomi used to be students, they give you their old work books and they try to teach you all the other subjects

sometimes kyouka and kenji are there learing with you too!

sorry if there’s some errors! i’ll read through it again later :)

and as always, reblogs and shares are appreciated! i hope you all stay safe! and just in case nobody told you they loved you today, i love you! you are enough! <3

writing belongs to me! please do not plagiarize! the reblog button is there for a reason

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[leossmoonn]

silas having a soft spot for you (hc)

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a/n - i got a request to do like a “villain has a soft spot” type thing so i decided to do make this a head cannon :) this is my first hc so enjoy lol (sorry if its kinda messy lol)

pairing - tvd silas x fem!reader

warnings / includes - suggestive content (no smut though)

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ok so first time he saw you, any loving feelings for amara were just thrown out of the window. the man is IN LOVE with you

his favourite thing to call you is ‘princess’

he uses that nickname way more than your own name lol

he always is trying to impress you. whether it’s with his magic, muscles, or smooth talk. anything to get you to give in to liking him, he will do it

like with magic, for example. he’ll be like:

“y/n! look what i have!”

and he’ll make like a puppy appear out from behind his back

sometimes he’ll do cool tricks with his magic, too

he’ll light his fingertips on fire, make flowers grow right in front of you if you’re outside, or do that cool trick that bonnie did with the pillow feathers for elena

you’re honestly amazed and totally awed, but you know you can’t give in otherwise you know you will never be able to get back out lol

he also loves to tease you (obvious lol)

he thinks its so cute how you try to threaten him, only for him to make you flustered

“if you don’t stop, i will have your head on a stake”

“i bet you’d like my head somewhere else, yeah?”

along with teasing you verbally, he likes doing it physically

he’ll never manipulate your feelings with magic because he knows that he makes you flustered

whenever you’re around, he’ll have his shirt off because he knows he has a good figure and he knows that you like staring at it whenever you think no one is looking 

everyone knows you’re looking though

silas also likes to brush his hand up against your hand or arm

stand behind you while you’re doing homework or cooking, breathing against your neck and put his hand on the small of your back

he also likes to stare at you with a seductive eyes and smirk, trying to get you to give in to kissing him

AND he loves whispering things in your ear to taunt/compliment you

“i know you want to kiss me”

“you smell so good”

“if you’re hungry, i’ll give you something to fill you up”

“look me in the eyes and tell me you don’t want my hands on that pretty body of yours”

and honestly, it almost works 

like with the last statement, you’ll turn to look at him, you’re eyes settling on his hands first

imaging how his warm, big hands would feel caressing your skin 

how his arms would feel around you, the warmth he would radiate 

his lips trailing down form your lips to your neck, his teeth nipping at your sweet spot on your neck, his hands roaming your body

how his fingers would feel inside — OOPS i got a lil ahead of myself hehe

but then you snap out of it, getting embarrassed because you know he knows what you were thinking 

you look him in the eyes and say:

“i’d rather turn into werewolf a thousand times before even letting you touch me”

you say this bc you’ve heard turning into a werewolf is painful

and silas thinks it’s adorable, but he doesn’t force himself on you. he’s a lot of things, but he’s not that type of guy.  

instead, he gives you that signature, flirtatious smirk of his and is like:

“alright, princess, whatever you say. you know where i’ll be when you change you’re mind, though”

now even though he likes you, he still threatens to harm you, but he doesn’t have the guts to actually hurt you 

the most he’ll even do is slam you against the wall (pretty gently tbh)

but let’s be honest you think its really hot and def wouldn't mind it if he ever did it again

that doesn’t mean he won’t hold your friends at gunpoint though lol and trust me, he does that A LOT

he’ll usually do it to toy with you. he loves seeing you beg for him, no matter what

he thinks its cute and really freaking hot how you try to fight him too since you’re human (you’re badass though and he definitely knows that)

speaking of your friends, they know you like him, even though you deny it

caroline is always teasing you about it, too

“i can hear your heart racing whenever he enters the room”

“we can see the sweat on your forehead whenever he gets close to you”

“you always look him up and down, undressing him with your eyes”

you always roll your eyes at caroline’s remarks, stuffing the feelings you have for him down 

him liking you comes with a few perks, too

one huge one is being able to negotiate with him. even since silas made it apparent that he’s in love with you and would do anything for you, the gang had made it basically your job to bargain with silas 

“if you don’t kidnap elena, i’ll let you roam around the town with supervision”

“if you lay off the threats, we’ll let you out of the barrier spell”

“if you promise to not kill random people, we’ll let you out of the dungeon”

and honestly, you negotiating with works a lot because he knows that the person that will supervise him will be you (damon, caroline, and elena will take turns being near you though in case you need help since you have no powers)

when he realises that he doesn’t have a lot of time on earth, though, he starts to get super super clingy 

at first you didn’t notice. you just thought that he was being extra annoying, but once he follows you around for a good day or two, you start to get really annoyed

ok but real talk for a second:

you love the attention. you love the fact that silas would do anything for you and would never harm you. you love the way he makes you feel. you think he’s super handsome and with that bad boy-villain attitude, it just attracts you more to him

but shhh dont let caroline or damon hear otherwise they WILL KILL YOU

in his last few moments on earth, silas decides to give you something that will for sure be unforgettable 

he gives you a passionate, slow, mind-dizzying kiss. his left hand is cupping your cheek, while his other hand is on your hip, holding you close to him. the way his lips move against yours is like they were meant for each other. you can’t help but give in and kiss him back

he then pulls away and does his little smirk and says:

“it’s been fun. i hope to see you on the other side sometime, princess”

then leaves and you’re just there with wide eyes, sweaty palms, and breathless 

and even years later, you’re still able to feel his lips on yours and his words ring in your mind like what he said to was just from the other day

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[bestiepetedavidson]

Can I request hcs what Pete would do when you're standing in the middle of the night at his door, after a break up with your now ex boyfriend? Thankss ❣

yes! this game me inspo and i’m going to try to do a written-out story if that’s ok! :)

a/n: y’all this is the first story ish thing i’ve ever written so i apologize if it’s really bad/cringey! i feel like it’s extremely choppy but idrk how to fix it. constructive critism/suggestions/etc is ALWAYS appreciated! thank u! <3

song to listen to: i’m thinking adore you by bestie harry? idk it just fits hehe

tw: angst? i think? idk this is my first time writing this much lol. some strong language. ending with fluff :)

it was almost 3 am on a saturday night, pouring rain and thundering, and you were left crying on your now ex’s doorstep. you ran into your car, soaking wet. your boyfriend/girlfriend of 3 years, the person you were gonna marry- had just dumped you. they cheated on you with your best friend.

you had no one to talk to and nowhere to go. you’re pretty introverted, and the only people you really had were your ex-best friend, your ex, and your friend pete. and pete’s friends too, technically. they were mainly his friends but you would all hang out together, none of which you felt comfortable enough to go to.

you called pete- no answer. he probably still hasn’t left 30 Rock. but anyways, he had a lot on his plate. you continued to bawl as tears rolled down your cheeks and your mascara smudged underneath your eyes. you broke down and you couldn’t stop. he/she broke your heart into a million pieces in the matter of seconds. the past 3 years of your life had gone to waste.

you decided to just drive. you didn’t have anywhere to go because you were staying with him/her. you just drove around aimlessly for 20 minutes, still crying the whole time. then, you got a phone call. “pete”, your phone read. thank god. quickly, you pulled into a random grocery store’s parking lot. you picked the phone up and your bluetooth connected to your car.

“y/n” pete said. he sounded tired.

“yeah?” you responded, still crying.

“what happened? is everything okay?”

you tried to explain what had just happened, but you were too much of a crying mess for him to make out anything you were saying.

pete, confused, told you “y/n, i’m sorry, i can’t understand what you’re saying”. he took a deep breath, and continued. “do you want to come over? i just got home from work. we can talk it out”. his voice sounded worried

you agreed and hung up, and set your google maps to his apartment address. you started to blast a random spotify breakup playlist and drove.

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a little later, at around 3:40, you finally made it. still soaking wet from the rain, you took the elevator up to his floor. you had somewhat calmed down, but you looked like you’ve been through a trainwreck. you knocked on pete’s door and he opened it to see you in your current state. the moment you saw him you just broke down, and he pulled you into a hug without saying anything.

so there you two were. just standing in the middle of the building’s hallway, hugging. in the middle of the night. he didn’t care that you were getting him and his clothes wet, and he didn’t care that he couldn’t go to sleep. he was simply focused on you and what was going on. he softly rubbed your back, and every time you would start shake uncontrollably again, he’d just hug you harder.

eventually, he suggested going back in. “y/n, let’s go inside and sit. you can tell me what’s going on and i’ll do my best to help.”

he held the door for you to go in, and you walked in and sat on his couch. he sat right next to you and there was a moment of silence before he decided to speak up. “hey.. y/n look at me. please.”

his words only made you cry more. he place his hand on your chin and slowly lifted it, giving you a slight “please tell me what’s going on” smile.

you took his hand off of your face and held on to his thumb. you were luckily able to get a hold of yourself and explained to him what had just happened, crying in between sentences. he didn’t take his eyes off of you for a second. he stayed there and listened to absolutely everything you had to stay, his thumb still in your hand. by the time you were done, any trace of makeup that was still on your eyes was a done deal, and it was all smeared on your cheeks. he took a deep breath and gave his opinions.

“wow.. y/ex/n is a fucking scumbag. no like seriously, what the actual fuck. who would do that? and especially to someone like you.. y/n you deserve so much better than that piece of shit. fuck him/her.”

you cried, and responded with “no, he/she’s right. i wasn’t worth it and y/bsf/n is so much better fit for him/her. she’s so much prettier and smarter and just better”

pete took a second. “y/n that is so fucking wrong. you can’t say that about yourself. you are beautiful and smart and amazing in every single way. anybody would be lucky as fuck to date you.”

you simply shrugged, he knew that he couldn’t technically change your mind and that you weren’t in a state to really believe that, so you just let it be. he took both of his hands and cupped your face.

“you are perfect.” he tried to wipe your cheeks with his thumbs but it only made things worse, spreading it all across your face. you looked across the room at that large mirror he had hanging on the wall and went “ah”, making fun of the way he made it look.

“hey, at least we have matching raccoon eyes now” pete said, smiling. to that you giggled, and he responded with “gahhh, there’s that smile i love”, as he hugged you again.

still sniffling but now with a smile on your face, you whispered “thank you” in his ear.

“anytime. and listen, you don’t get to talk about my best friend like that.” he responded

sending him another smile, you went to his bathroom to wash your face.

best friend, he said. nothing more.

while you still loved your ex boyfriend/girlfriend, you always secretly had a crush on pete. it was ever anything you would’ve acted on though. first of all, because of your friendship. you wouldn’t want to ruin the way things were. second, because you were dating someone. you loved them and you wouldn’t just cheat... but apparently they would. and did. third, you had just had your heart broken. you were in no state of mind to just go and admit your crush. but god, was it tempting. and it’s not like if you were to, you would want to start dating him. he most likely wouldn’t like you back, and even if he did, you wouldn’t want to date. you learned that you needed to take things slow, and pete knew that about himself too.

you walked back out, and you noticed that pete was in the kitchen, making tea. he knows that you love it. he saw you glaring and smiled, going “what? you love it.” you started to giggle because pete is absolutely not a tea person, but the gesture is just so cute. “shut up,” pete jokingly went, “we’re watching spongebob to help calm you and you’re sleeping here tonight”

“oh petey! how you’re just the sweetest!” you mocked him, smiling at each other.

you went to his closet to get a bunch of blankets, and soon enough, y’all were sitting & cuddling on his couch, watching spongebob on his couch, drinking tea, and cuddled up in a multitude of blankets. you were still worn out from sobbing and very tired, but. it was the perfect comfort spot. he always knew what to do. he was your comfort person.

he started smoking a blunt, (that’s pete for you) and he offered if you wanted a hit, but you declined. smirking, he decided to put it out. after an episode, it was already 4 am. you knew he was tired and so were you, so you suggested going to sleep, but pete insisted that y’all finish the episode. neither of you were really paying attention but it was kind of just playing in the background.

pete starts talking about random stuff going on, life stuff, making little jokes, the SNL show that he just did, etc etc. he’s sitting back on the couch and you’re on his side, head on his chest. you’ve cuddled platonically before so it’s nothing new. you’re both watching the screen and going in and out of conversation. at some point, you lift your head up off his chest, and you just stare at him while he’s continuing his story. he doesn’t really notice you getting up, and continues to talk about a recent standup he did.

watching his face, his jaw moving, talking, the way he speaks and the way his voice sounds, something changes in you and you feel the urgent need to kiss him. he notices that you’re looking at him. he turns his head and looks down at you. the second he notices that you’re staring at him, his words slowly fade out and he just looks into your eyes, forgetting what he as saying before. you’re still in his arms, but your head is up and you’re just staring at each other. there’s about 5 inches between your faces, and your heart starts racing. his does too.

“pete” you quietly whisper.

he softly presses his lips into yours and you kiss him back. his hand runs through your hair. his lips are perfect and it’s like you two were made for each other. the kiss lasts for like 10 seconds, and he slowly pulls away. you’re both at a loss for words, and you’re still staring into each other’s eyes. pete, breathless, quickly glances that the digital clock underneath his tv.

“wow,” pete says. “i’ve been waiting for as long as i can remember for this to happen and it happens at 4:20,” slowly creeping up a smile.

“i kno-” you start to respond, when you fully realize what he just said. you cackle out and can’t stop laughing, neither can he.

you pull him back into you as you’re both still giggling and you softly make out for a little longer. eventually you fall asleep in his arms, right on his couch. with spongebob still playing in the background :)

i hope u enjoyed my very first mess of a story <3 requests are open!

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[princess-of-inarizaki]

Oh hi there it's me again ヾ(＾-＾)ノ I just finished all of my essays and projects I mean almost all of them . So can you do hcs of first date with Sakusa, Atsumu, Suna, Kenma and Oikawa? Like how far they'll go far for affection, pda, etc? How they'll make the date fun and enjoyable? Smthn like that.

I finally got to your request @k-sakusa-old !! (So very proud of you for completing those essays hehe, eventho it's a bit late; congratulations!!)

I really hope you enjoy this, it took me quite a while because I wanted it to be perfect. Love you!! 💖💖💖

First dates with the boys!

Characters: Oikawa, Atsumu, Suna, Sakusa, Kenma.

Warnings: none

Oikawa

(Oikawa bby!! It's so funny, he's one of my favourite characters, and yet this is the first headcanon I'm writing about him. I hope to do it well)

Oikawa would be very thorough. He prides himself on being a romantic who's able to sweep anyone off of their feet, so when he realizes he has a crush on you, he wastes no time!

Corny pickup lines, and exceptional romantic gestures, and he's always trying to touch you! (Not in an uncomfortable way, more like, holding your hand, and small hugs.)

One day, he just confesses his feelings and asks you out on a date, with the sweetest smile on his face. He's just looking at you with this expression of pure love on his face, you can't help but say yes immediately.

He tells you he'll pick you up in the evening, with a wink. Though he seems very suave and cool, internally his heart is just beating so fast and he can't wait to spend time alone with you.

The time comes and you hear your doorbell ring. Your parents answer, and Oikawa is just casually chatting them up and talking to them.

Your parents seem to really like his carefree and charming attitude, and passion towards volleyball. Not gonna lie, they're proud of your choice.

You come down, after a while, and Oikawa breaks out in a huge smile whilst ruffling your hair. “You look gorgeous, y/n-chan. I'm going to take care of you so no one dares look at you.”

Your parents laugh whilst you're just a blushing mess!

Eventually, the two of you leave and get into Oikawa's car. His arm is slung around your seat, and he's singing along to songs on the radio, persuading you to join him.

You finally reach, and Oikawa, ever the gentleman, helps you get out of the car, and holds your hand leading you to an ice skating rink.

He rents two pairs of skates, and gets down on his knees to help you lace them up. (He's such a sweetheart, honestly)

When the both of you are laced up, you carefully make your way on the ice together, hand in hand. Oikawa is pretty good with controlling his skates, but it's your first time so you're pretty nervous.

He gently leads you across the ice, and makes sure to never let you go. Sometimes, his hands are on your waist to ensure you don't fall, and slowly as the evening progresses, your hands, because you're more confident.

Will definitely twirl you on skates and spin you around when he feels like you've got the hang of it. Thinks you look beautiful with your cheeks flushed and huge smile.

He can't resist pecking you on the cheek, to feel your cold skin immediately heat up beneath his lips.

Takes you out for dinner at a fancy restaurant after ice skating, and definitely stares at you like you're the most beautiful girl he's ever seen, the warm candlelight illuminating your face.

You're to flustered to eat, with him staring at you like that, but he laughs and feeds you, much to your embarassment.

Makes sure to bring you home before your curfew, and kisses you in the car in front of your house. A soft song is playing in the background, and his lips are gently pressing on yours.

He walks you to your doorstep, and thanks you for having such a fun night out with him, and pecks your forehead once more before leaving.

Atsumu

Two favourite characters, one after the other? Alright luv, I'm on a roll 👉👈

I think Atsumu genuinely has a soft spot for you. Everyone may think of him as a jerk or an asshole, but when he sees you, he hates that image of himself, and desperately wants you to see him in a different way.

He's so gentle, and you can tell that he tries his best to use sweeter words, and be more affectionate. He's trying to let you know he cares, and really really likes you...

And honestly? You like him too. You love how he seems to try so hard for you, and you ask him out on a date (quite bold, go you!!)

He freaks out on the spot when you do, and asks you to leave it up to him, since he was just about to ask you out too. “Can we do it this Saturday, y/n? I'll take care of everything!”

He has the softest blush on his face, and you two bid farewell to go to your classes on the opposite directions. Osamu jabs his twin in the ribs and teases him for not being the first to ask you out.

“But at least she liked me enough, so shut up 'Samu” he's just so smug!

It's Saturday, and you're up bright and early. Selecting a cute sundress, you tie your hair up and wait by the park, where Atsumu is supposed to meet you.

He walks up to you, and takes in a sharp breath when he sees what you're wearing. He thinks you look beautiful, but he really just doesn't know how to say it. “Yer pretty” he mumbles.

But he knows the word "pretty" doesn't even come close to what you are. Is ethereal the word?

He has a bag with him, and he begins taking out bento boxes and other assorted snacks. “I uh— I had 'Samu cook this for us, but I helped too, so let's eat?”

The park was quiet and clean, since it was early in the morning and no one else was there. Atsumu leaned against a tree, (and took a huge breath for guts) before pulling you close to him.

He melted after seeing you look at him and smile as you popped a piece of takoyaki in your mouth.

The date progressed with Atsumu feeding you at random intervals, and laughing at how you seemed to have the cutest reactions to each of the dishes.

I feel like Atsumu would also be the type to let you have the last dumpling, or sushi, because that's how much he really adores you! :(Sorry this is so soft hhh)

You feel really happy after the meal, and snuggle closer to Atsumu, his arm wrapped around you and thank him for it. His heart is just beating so fast, and he slowly strokes your hair.

You suddenly get an idea, and get up, pulling him up with you. He stares at you whilst you open Spotify and play a song.

“Let's dance, 'Tsumu” you say softly, as you wrap your arms around his neck and place his arms around your waist. He's not used to being this close to you, but he really likes it.

As the music softly plays from your phone's small speaker, you sway aimlessly, staring into Atsumu's eyes as deeply as he is into yours.

You reach up, feeling bold, and kiss his lips gently, a small smile playing across your face, and you instantly feel his body heat up beneath your touch.

“I think you're perfect for me, Atsumu.” he has never felt more in love, than he is with you right now.

Suna

You and Suna would be the type of really tight best friends who everyone thinks are dating, but really aren't.

And it's driving people crazy! Like, he naps on your lap all the time, you wait for him to finish practice, and he's always recording you. You guys are obviously in love, but somehow you don't ever admit it?

Your friends and his are so tempted to just force you to get into a relationship already, but they're too scared of the blackmail Suna has on them xD

You want to ask him out too, but you're just really shy, and scared of putting your friendship on the line. He's the exact same.

So it goes on, torturously. Being so close, yet so far.

Until one day, you and Suna are hanging out in your room. You're studying, whilst he's watching volleyball videos. You keep sneaking glances at his beautiful side profile next to you.

The volleyball videos are a façade to him too. He really wanted to confess to you today, and thought today's study session would be a good opportunity.

Pulling your chair to face him, he takes your hands and brings it close to him. “Y/n... I'm not really good with things like this, and I know we're best friends, but I really like you.”

“I'm really sorry, I don't know if this will affect our friendship, but you're just too damn perfect to ignore.”

“Every single second I spend with you is excruciating because I want you to be mine so—”

He's interrupted with your soft lips pressing on his, as you lean forward in your seat, hands cupping his face. He's stunned, and his eyes widen, but he's just so happy, he kisses you back.

He laughs and looks at you, you're shy, after the outburst, and look up at him, eyes sparkling and cheeks so red. He gently holds you in his arms, and places you on the bed, getting on next to you.

Normally, if a guy did this, you'd be wary, and absolutely freaked out, but this wasn't a stranger. This was Suna. Your Suna.

He turns to face you and holds you in his arms as you bury your face in the crook of his neck, breathing in his scent.

Softly stroking your hair, and tracing patterns on your back, he asks “So is this how our first date is going to go?”

You laugh and nod, “our first date is mutual napping. As expected of my boyfriend.”

Suna's words are caught in his throat when he hears you say that. Boyfriend? It sounds so good coming out from your mouth like that. Overjoyed, he pulls you closer.

The afternoon goes by lazily, as Suna falls asleep shortly after you do. You have naps together often, but none like this. None as intimate as him holding you, and peppering small kisses on you whenever he felt like it.

None as nice as being able to whisper “I love you, Rin.” everytime you jolted up, and feeling his presence, his warmth, and undeniable love for you.

You definitely take a picture of him, and post it on your social media, much to your friends' delight. Atsumu comments “Finally. I would've thrown Rintarō in the trashcan next time I have to hear how amazing you are. Now he can tell it to you straight 🤚”

A smile plays on your lips as you gently kiss your boyfriend's sleeping figure, loving him all the more.

Sakusa

Sakusa wants to do things properly with you. Like, he's very old school romantic, and he wants to take his time to sweep you off of your feet.

So you're in art history class, and as he sits next to you, he sees you focusing on a certain page of the textbook, mesmerized.

His cheeks grow warm beneath the mask, because you look so cute and focused, eyes shining as you try to memorize all the information on the page.

Being observant, he quickly concludes that an art gallery would be the best place for a first date. After all, Sakusa wants things to be perfect. He wants you to enjoy this date more than anything, and that starts with finding out your interests.

He slowly pushes down his mask, leans over to your side of the table and asks you if you'll let him take you out on a date this Sunday. You're so flustered, because you never thought Sakusa saw you in that way.

He looked serious, with no hint of it being a joke, so you nodded and told him you'd meet him Friday late afternoon.

Your mind was whirling, it seemed too good to be true. You've always had a crush on Sakusa, and ever since he was assigned to sit next to you at the start of the year, you've always hoped it would be a good chance to get closer to him.

You never knew he thought of you in the same way, and suddenly, the smallest things he did for you, like helping you with your questions, or sharing his sanitizer with you made so much more sense.

Friday, after school, your room was messy and strewn with clothing. After settling on a comfy outfit, you walked to the gallery, to find Sakusa, clad in jeans and a turtlenecks waiting for you.

He didn't have his mask on, and your heart somehow flipped, seeing him in all his beauty, without something covering his face.

The place was less crowded than usual, because it was still a weekday. Feeling bold, you decided to gently pull his hand and hold it. He intertwined his fingers with yours as you pulled him to check out an exhibit.

A few exhibits later, Sakusa was more in love with you than ever. The way your eyes shone with delight whenever you stared at something you particularly liked, or how you squeezed his hand tighter after feeling excited, causing his heart to squeeze a little bit too.

Deep down inside, he admired your beautiful figure staring up at a beautiful piece of art. The entire room was filled with canvases of different sizes, each more gorgeous than the next, but Sakusa's eyes were only on you.

To him, you were more stunning than any of the pieces in the room.

The two of you settle in front of a painting of two lovers, kissing each other passionately. You sigh softly when you see the painting.

Sakusa smirks and pulls you to him, his hands on your waist the exact same way as the lovers in the painting. His lips reach down to yours, capturing them in a passionate kiss. You're a bit startled, but you kiss him back, placing your hands on his chest.

It wasn't a long kiss, but you felt out of breath when he finally pulled away. “I thought you wanted to recreate that painting” whispered Sakusa in your ear, sensually.

You were a huge blushing mess, as you leaned up and kissed his lips one more time. “Oh hush, you.”

Once you were satisfied with how much time you've spent looking at the art, Sakusa smiles at you, asking you if you've enjoyed spending the day with him.

“I did... And honestly, I don't want it to end” you say shyly. His eyes widen, and a small smile settles on his face as he holds your waist, pulling you closer to him.

A few minutes later, you're in Sakusa's room. You know it's special because he didn't seem like the type of person to invite people to his house, much less his room. He held two paper bags of baked pastries and passed you one.

“How did you know these were my favourite?” you asked, as you took a bite of the flaky pastry as it melted on your tongue. “I just do, after all, I want to treat you perfectly because you are perfect.”

Your heart skipped a few beats as you shifted closer to him, wrapping his arms around you. You snuggled closer to his chest and felt his heart beneath you. “You're perfect too, Omi-kun.”

He gently holds you close as the taste of butter, pastry, and your Chapstick lingers in his mouth.

Kenma

You're Kuroo's best friend, and you inevitably also get extremely close to Kenma. (No offense but they are a package deal :( I couldn't bear writing him without Kuroo)

You've recently noticed that Kenma has been becoming more distant and shy than usual. It breaks your heart, because you really like him, and you're worried you've done something wrong.

You finally ask Kuroo why Kenma has been acting that way recently. “Don't sweat it kitten. I think he likes you, but he doesn't know how to deal with his feelings.”

You're a bit shocked, but nonetheless very happy. At first, you thought the warm feeling in you whenever Kenma smiled, or did something cute was platonic, but as you spent more time with him, you realized it was anything but that.

One day after school, Kuroo texted you, asking you to come over to Kenma's house. “We'll game together.” was his exact words.

But when you arrived, Kuroo was no where to be seen, and a blushing Kenma perched on his gaming chair looked very flustered.

“I'll go, I'm sorry. Maybe Kuroo was just pulling a prank on me.” you said nervously, not wanting to make the boy uncomfortable. But Kenma grabbed your wrist before you were able to leave.

“Maybe you could stay? I like having you around.” he said softly, his eyes not fully meeting yours. You smiled and nodded, getting into the gaming chair next to his.

“Would you like to play with me, then?” you asked, as you set the game up, the loading screen displayed on the computer.

The afternoon progressed with you and Kenma exhibiting perfect teamwork, as you levelled up together. He kept sneaking glances at you during the game, and loved seeing your small face enveloped by the huge headphones.

He thought you looked absolutely adorable. And hated how he could never tell it to your face. He really wanted to tell you how pretty you looked, or how much he liked you, but he was just too scared to.

Feeling his gaze on you, you gently took off your headphones before staring at him. “what's wrong, Kenma?” your eyes shone with concern as you studied his face intently.

What happened next was a blur to Kenma, but next he knew, he was kissing you, his hands on your shoulders and yours tangled in his hair.

He wasn't good with words but he wanted to show you how he felt. Show you how you made him feel, like the butterflies in his stomach couldn't calm down. He poured everything into that one kiss.

When he finally pulled away, his cat-like eyes took in your appearance, flustered smile, red cheeks, beautiful eyes. He was scared you might reject him, but the look on your face didn't show any of that.

You looked at him the exact same way he looked at you, with suppressed emotions and rushing love. Could it be that you liked him too?

“Uh, y/n... Do you maybe like me too?” you laughed softly as you tucked his hair behind his ears, pulling his headphones off his head. “for someone so incredibly smart, you are pretty daft.”

He sighed happily, and pulled your hands closer to him, placing them on his cheeks. “This is too much for my heart, I think we should continue gaming now.”

You laughed. This quirky boy never changed. Spinning the gaming chair, you turned to face the screen.

He brought snacks, at some point too, and insisted on feeding you. To tease him, you kissed his fingers whenever he did, causing the poor boy to blush.

Somewhere, in his house amidst his science study books, Kuroo laughed. “They're probably making out now.” (ah Kuroo is the cutest wingman!! And no I don't accept criticism >:)

#first date #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu hcs #haikyuufanfics #inarizaki #kuroo headcanons #kenma headcanons #oikawa x reader #oikawa headcanons #oikawa tooru #atsumu headcanons #atsumu x y/n #miya atsumu #haikyuu kozume #sakusa x reader #sakusa headcanons #sakusa oneshot #haikyuu oneshot #haikyuu fluff #suna rintarou #suna headcanons #suna rintaro imagine #haikyuu

[genshinimpactoneshots]

Hey~~ 🌺🌺 Can you do some friends-to-lovers hcs with Venti please?? (Also gn!reader please) Thanks a lot in advance

Of course! Those are some interesting headcanons; thanks for the request~! Hope you enjoy reading.

✿ Venti is a very fun person to be around. He always wants to have fun, whether its playing in the rain or getting a good laugh from messing around with you. He’ll mess up your hair with wind, and when you get mad at him, he escapes it with a “Hehe.”

✿ He’ll tell you about his many adventures and stories, trying to show off to you. He doesn’t realize this, but he gets the feeling he must impress you, so that’s what he aims for.

✿ He becomes more generous to you, often playing songs to you. During his performances, he’s always great, though he’ll do better if you’re there. 

✿ He loves venturing out with you, going on small trips and journeys, maybe even a small challenge to see who can find the best trinket. Venti subconsciously picks out your favorite flowers and gives them to you.

✿ Venti grows fond of you over time, noticing every little quirk of yours, what makes you laugh and smile, the light in your eyes when you talk about something you love, and so on. He loves it all, and without brushing it off, he starts to take notice of the small crush he’s been growing. 

✿ Venti didn’t think he’d fall for you, he thought you both would be really close friends. He had realized it once you bonded by doing something mischievous, which was stealing dandelion wine from the Tavern. It seems silly, but you hung out afterwards, wine scattering the area around you, sharing multiple laughs.  

✿ He chose to keep quiet about it until he gets a strong urge to tell you. He decides to ask you to meet him by the Statue of the Seven at Windrise. Venti makes it to his spot, right besides the tree. 

✿ Venti sat there, playing small songs on his Lyre to pass time. Once you arrived, his head perked up to look at you. He had prepared a small poem to confess how he felt, slightly nervous for the ending result.

✿ He was ecstatic when you had told him you returned them, pulling you into a tight hug. “V-Venti- I can’t breathe--”  He nervously laughs, letting you go. HEHE

✿ The day after, Venti was very affectionate. More affectionate than usual. He had given plenty of hugs and hand-holding. He was relieved he hadn’t gotten rejected.

✿ He’ll let you play with his hair, sometimes even asking you to braid it for him. Venti makes small poems about you, and whenever he goes out exploring, he always brings something small back for you. It ranges from flowers to random jewels or artifacts he finds.

✿ He’ll take you gliding, maybe even walking on a small scenic trail. He may take you to watch the sunset on Starsnatch cliff, or sit in the hands of the Barbados statue together.

#venti #genshin impact #genshin impact headcanons #genshin venti #venti genshin impact #headcanons

[anzynai]

Bennett hcs? Pls and thank you~

Bennett HCs

awww i love bennett he’s super cute !! ahhh thank you for requesting these headcanons, i had a lot of fun with them hehe :)

Lee:

this boy is so so ticklish that most people are like, “wait, can people really be that ticklish?” like yes, people can be that ticklish.

he is super ticklish on his tummy but a rare spot would be... ehh you know that part of your arm between the armpit and elbow? yeah, he’ll go crazy if you get him there.

both rough and gentle tickles work wonders on him but gentle is just a tad more effective, plus he prefers it like that as well

his giggles? the absolute cutest omg like, theyre the light, bubbly ones that make it so so obvious he’s having a good time ahh

he is a massive squirmer lol, if you tickle him beware of it ending up with a bruise forming somewhere on your body, the boy has no control over his body when he’s tickled

he enjoys it. he sees tickling as a friendly thing that just strengthens bonds and are just regular fun.

despite that, he has a really bad reflex of saying stop, wait, etc etc. he almost never really means it though haha

he gets cheer up tickles!! if he has a bad day because of his bad luck, he usually is tickled by his friends or dads!

he isn’t afraid to ask for tickles. he’s a little embarrassed about it but everyone always does it, so he thinks it’s worth it

he’s a lee like 70% of the time because fischl, razor, and his dads

he’s not really ticklish on his feet, which he’s super duper proud of

sometimes, when he’s tickled, he lets out tiny hiccups which are the absolute cutest ahhhhh

he honestly doesn’t get too flustered by teasing, but he typically just replies back to them lmao

“wow, benny, i didn’t think you’d be so sensitive!” “i knohow! ihihisn’t it greheheat!?”

if it isn’t obvious, while it’s a tiny bit embarrassing to ask for tickles, he doesn’t hide how much he enjoys tickling

Ler:

he tickles razor and fischl the most, it’s usually revenge after they tickle him

though sometimes it cannn be pretty random, like if he feels like tickling someone, he’ll probably do it if you guys know each other well

but it’s 90% revenge, 10% anything else

the first time he tried tickling someone, it was fischl and honestly, he was really bad at it... his tickling was too rough at the point it hurt.. needless to say, fischl got a lottt of apologies that day

but but but!!! he’s getting better! after the first encounter, he paid more attention to what he was doing! he was so so proud of himself when he got fischl giggling when he tried again

basically, he’s a rough tickled but he’s learned how to make sure it doesn’t hurt too much

he usually aims for the most common spots, like the sides, tummy, and armpits (occasionally feet)

lol when he’s tickling someone, he forgets that there are rare spots so he never tries to find them

he cannot tease for the life of him, i’m telling you, he can’t and when he does, it’s by accident like noting out his observations

“wow, you’re more ticklish than i thought, fisch!” “razor, you’re so ticklish!” etc etc

he gets concerned really easily, so he’s the type to stop if they say to, whether it be on purpose or not

he really likes tickling people because he loves hearing their laughter and seeing their smile knowing that he was the one who caused it

#bennett #genshin bennett #ticklish bennett #tickle headcanons #genshin headcanons #headcanons #bennett headcanons #jai’s headcanons

[nad-zeta]

May I ask for a HC about the vampires reacting to an MC that came through the door to the XIX century as a single mother of a little boy holding her hand?

(ღ˘⌣˘ღ) Hi, there love! Thank you so much for the request! I hope you enjoy it! Hehe side note I got lazy so I only did it for 3 of the bois I hope you don't mind! Hope you enjoy and have a super good day<3 🥰❤

Single mother Mc with son- feat Napoleon, Arthur, Vincent 

Napoleon

The first time Napoleon was introduced to you and your little son, he is completely fascinated

Instead of being scared of the strange mansion filled with strangers, the little boy was curiously looking around (◕▿◕✿)

The second Napoleon approaches you to introduce himself to you, your son stood in front of you with his arms protectivly streached out 

＼\٩( 'ω' )و //／

Napolean can’t hold back his curious smile as he gets down on one knee and holds out his hand to introduce himself to the little boi （＾ω＾）

The boy’s eyes light up as he takes Napoleon’s big hand in his “Nice to meet you, sir.” (｡◕‿◕｡)

You son seems to have taken a liking to the emperor of France as he would often disappear only to be found next to Napoleon, bouncing in excitement chanting “pancakes pancake pancakes.” ۹⌤_⌤۹

The little boy will also insist on helping make the meal.

As the little boy tried to sift the flour for the pancake, he accidentally poured too much flour in the bowl, making the flour *poof* all over the boy’s face and the kitchen (・ε・`*) …

Napoleon turned around to just to burst into laughter “You look like a little ghost.” ☜(˚▽˚)

You son smiled at him, and launched some flour at Napoleon “hehehe so do you.” (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Cue the two of them having a food fight (　･ω･)っ≡

Wrong moment for Sabastian to walk in 

“WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING” ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Napoleon picked up the boy and put him on his shoulders, 

The two of them ran away from the angry butler (◕ω◕✿) ღ(◔ڼ◔ღ)ミ

“Mommy mommy look! Me and Napoleon made some pancakes for lunch” （☆∀☆）

“I know, Sabastian told me all about the mess the two of you made”

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

The two boys just smiled the biggest smiles, while making quick work of the pancakes (＾-＾)＿日

Napoleon would often take the 2 of you with him to teach the street children.

You loved the look of pure joy on your son’s face as he plays with the  children  U(ㅇㅅㅇ❀)U

You and Napoleon would often chat about anything and everything while watching the children play

Your son is not the only one who had gotten close to Napoleon, as the two of you have also started spending masses amounts of time together.

You loved spending time with the man, you especially loved his sense of humour.

Often the three of you can be found cracking jokes together and bursting into fits of laugher.

Napoleon also taught your lil boy how to fence, “Mommy mommy, Napoleon said he used to be an emperor, and he told me he would teach me how to be a king.” (☼Д☼) (◕ㅁ◕✿)

“Nunuche... I can explain,” Napoleon says calmly, as you glare at him for teaching your son something super dangerous. (；一_一)

Before you can even start scolding the man, a tickle fight breaks out, your son decides to join, and the two of you team up on Napoleon. 

“mercy mercy”, you smile as the former emperor is now at the mercy of you and the little boy ლ(･ω･*ლ)

Napoleon can’t help but pull you down and kiss you.(*＾3＾）

“Ewwww cooties.” (/‿＼✿)

One day as you fell asleep resting against Napoleon’s shoulder, your son looked up at Napoleon and asked: “are you going to be my new dad.”

(人◕ω◕)

“Is that what you would like little Nunuche.” 

The little boy gives a small nod and wraps his little arms around Napoleon’s neck. ⊂(´・ω・｀⊂)

He smiles up at the little by “Now we just have to convince your mother to marry me.” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“hehe, that’s going to be easy considering she really looooves you.”

❀◕ ‿ ◕❀

At that moment, Napoleon is the happiest man in the world, holding the two people he loves most in his arms. 

Arthur

The second ArTHOT see you, he flirts mercilessly with you, not seeing the little boy hiding behind you cling to your hand ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

All of a sudden, he feels a sharp pain in his shin “Hey, you, don’t mess with my mommy, ooor,  you will be answering to me.” ಠ▃ಠ

By Jove, and who might this little scamp be” he says while crouching down and eyeing the boy curiously. (◠‿◠✿)

You woke up the next day in a panic, your son was gone. ゞ◎Д◎ヾ

You ran down the stairs into the dining hall to see your son sitting on the floor, patting a dog and chatting with the playboy vampire. 

Your son had seemed to take a big liking to Arthur. ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

Must be cause of the dog

If the two of them aren’t playing some random board game together, the two of them are outside playing wit Vic. ʢᵕᴗᵕʡ

The little boy was shocked when he went to Arthur’s room one day to convince him to play with him, only to find Arthur writing a book?

ɾ◉⊆◉ɹ

“Hey, lad, whats your favourite book”, Arthur couldn’t help but break out into laughter at the little boy’s reaction at his question. ⊙▽⊙

“Obviously sherlock homes, he is sooo cool, I wanna be like him when I grow up.” (≧ω≦)ゞ

“well then little Sherlock hows about we solve the mystery of the missing dog”, the little boy whipped his head back to see that his favourite doggo was not sleeping soundly in his regular spot. (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

“Okay” (*≧▽≦)

The little boy ran around Arthur’s room looking for clues (●・ω・)b

(╭ರ_⊙)

“Look Watson footprints!” (つ >ω●)つ

“Mr Holmes, I do believe they are the footprints of a gigantic hound!” 🐾

The two of them ran around the mansion following all the clues trying to uncover the mystery of the missing dog, when finally, the boy’s eyes lit up “Watson I believe I know where Vic has disappeared to” \ (•◡•) /

He then ran to the kitchen where you were standing making breakfast, and right there at your feet, Vic sat waiting for tip bits. ᕕ༼✿•̀︿•́༽ᕗ

“Excellent” Arthure cried “However, did you uncover this mystery, Sherlock,” Arthur asked, trying to stifle a laugh. ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )

“Elementary dear Watson.” (｡◕‿◕｡)

The boy was awestruck when he found out that Arthur wasn’t just an authur but also a doctor.  🚑  (@_@)

He would run to Arthur, tears and snot streaming down his face whenever he got hurt  ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

“By Jove, it seems you are bleeding out right in front of me.” (｡◕‿◕｡)

 ಥʖ̯ಥ

Arthur would gently clean and bandage the wound “It was a close call little sherlock, but I think you will live”. (◕‿◕✿)

He will sniff while rubbing the tears from his eyes and wrap his arms around Arthur’s neck asking if he can stay with him for a while   

ლ(・﹏・ლ)

The three of you can often be found snuggled together as Arthur read the two of you his latest sherlock homes chapter. (｡◕‿◕｡)

“It would appear our little boy has passed out Luv” He gives you a gentle kiss thanking the universe for sending him these two wonderful people snuggled up in his arms. (︶｡︶✽)

Vincent 

The first time your son sees Vincent all he can think is wow, he pulls on your hand and stands on his tippy toes to whisper something in your ears. (=ﾟωﾟ)ﾉ

You crouch down “Mom is he an angel?” your sweet boy asks looking at you with big curious doe eyes. ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ̀ˋ

You smile and whisper back into his ears “I believe we have just met the most beautiful angel, how about you introduce yourself and find out the angel’s name”.

He gives you a small nod and bright smile running towards Vincent. 

(｡◕‿◕｡)

Vincent is absolutely taken by you and the little boy. (✿◠‿◠)

He would often take you and the boy with him to his favourite flower field to paint. 🌼🌸❀✿🌷

Your son absolutely loved Vincent. ♡(ŐωŐ人)

He would often run into Vincent’s room after painting something, and show it off “look, Vincent! I painted you and my mommy.” ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿

“Wow this is absolutely stunning, do you mind if I hang this work of art in my room.” (人´∀｀)．☆．。．:*･°

Vincent teaches him everything he knows about painting, he is practically wrapped around the little one’s finger.  🎨

The three of you are always together, painting or playing in the garden together. (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

You and Vincent can’t help but break out into laughter one day, as the three of you were painting together, 

You looked over at you son to see him paining with Brush the racoon’s tail. (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) (｡◕‿◕｡)

You make a small squeak at the sight, causing Vincent to look over at your son. (~˘▾˘)~

He breaks out into laughter “haha brush haha isn’t a brush haha his an animal.” (★^O^★)

The three of you laugh together at the poor animal, who happily swished his tail leaving a streak of paint across your face in revenge.

Cue Vincent and your son laughing even harder, “Mommy, you have paint all over your face.” (๑>ᴗ<๑)

You mischievous little boy then pained his hands full of blue paint, and then held Vincent’s cheeks in his tiny hands, leaving blue handprints on his face. (/‿＼✿)

“oooh, this means war.”(¬‿¬)

The three of you spent the rest of the afternoon laughing and having a paint fight. (*○゜∀。)/☆*。*.・+★

You walked back together that night, each of you holding one of your boys hands, swinging him between the two of you. ʅ（´◔౪◔）ʃ

You guys were met with a very grumpy Sabastian at the door “I hope the three of you aren’t planning on treading paint into my freshly cleaned mansion, off to the bath with you.” ಠ╭╮ಠ

The three of you bathed together in the communal baths.🛀

You couldnt help but continue the fun and games as you guys were now splashing each other. ヽ｀、ヽ｀ヽ(*￣o￣*)>ヽ｀、ヽ｀ 

Once the three of you were cleaned and dressed, you made your way to Vincent room for family cuddles. (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Hope ya enjoyed it love! hehe i do believe this is my first Ikevamp Hc lol so i hope its not toooo shit (^-^*)ノ❤❤🔥

#headcanons #ikemen vampire headcanons #headcanon ikemen #ikevamp #ikemen arthur conan doyle #ikemen arthur #ikevam arthur #ikemen napoleon #ikemen vampire napoleon #napoleon bonaparte #vincent van gogh #vincent #ikevamp vincent #ikemen vampire vincent #my first ikevamp hc😱

[imaginethathaikyuu]

i hope this doesnt sound too confusing eee,, but do u have any hcs for what kinds of dates kuroo, mattsun and semi would take their s/o on? (seperatly ehehe) thank u so much!! i rly love ur writing

these were rlly fun, i loved this request hehe, thank u v much!!! 

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kuroo tetsurou

-kuroo is very simple when it comes to taking you on dates (and most things.) but that doesn’t make dates less meaningful or fun to him, and he really hopes you don’t mind that he’s not one for extravagance  

-his idea of the perfect date is taking you on a really long, aimless drive; driving is one of his favorite things anyway, but with you in his passenger seat it’s even more relaxing and fun

-he’ll let you choose the music, or he’ll pick songs he wants to show you. after awhile he just makes a playlist of songs that he loves to listen to while driving with you, so he’ll typically just put that on 

-usually you two will stop for food or park somewhere for a bit to talk or share a few kisses, or maybe kuroo will ask if you want to take a random trip to the town an hour or two away for some shopping or sightseeing or just an excuse to drive somewhere - either way, those dates are kuroo’s happy place: driving slow with you next to him, his hand on your thigh and listening you sing along to his favorite songs. there’s nothing better to him

semi eita 

-okay, look, please here me out here, semi is secretly really fucking weird, he’s just really good at hiding it 

-why do i feel like he does witch shit?

-so yeah he takes you on witch dates

-jk

-ahem

-anyway

-he loves nature and being outside; it’s where he doesn’t have to worry about anything besides just being, there’s no pressure from anyone or anything and he can feel good and free and content 

-if he feels comfortable enough with you, he’ll take you with him on hikes or on the little explorations in the woods he never grew out of going on. he loves bringing you to his favorite parks; expect to have many picnics with him

-eventually the two of you will find your spot somewhere in the woods behind semi’s house, and thats where you two have many dates and where semi smokes lots of weed

matsukawa issei 

-mattsun is bad at dates.

-ok wait, he thinks he’s bad at dates. he isn’t actually, he just has this idea that dates always have to be fancy and proper and boring. the dates he takes you on aren’t that, and because of that he feels like he’s doing something wrong, so you kind of have to reassure him that anything could be a date and that spending time with him is the only thing you care about 

-he loves doing fun things with you - he doesn’t care about expensive dinners or wearing stuffy clothes or anything traditional. your dates tend to consist of amusement parks, concerts, festivals, funny movies, anything the two of you want. he just wants to have fun and do something genuine with you instead of forcing himself to be romantic or whatever 

-also nap dates. boy loves a good nap date.

#witch semi is canon sorry i dont make the rules #kuroo tetsurou #semi eita #matsukawa issei #headcanons #fluff #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu imagines

[bakatenshii]

Katsuki x Leese HCs

I uhhh have no excuses for this. This turned out so much longer than expected and I just?? Hope you don’t lose too many braincells hehe Inspired by our mutual obsession love for the Yakuza. For @lookslikeleese 3.5k! U make my kokoro doki doki ♡︎ \٩(๑`^´๑)۶/ ♡︎

So we all know Weese Leese as this saint, an angel sent from above, a pure soul that could do no wrong.

Leese, who puts up with our spamming, random bursts of thirst at 4am, answering everyone with nothing less than kind words straight out of a self-help book.

The reincarnation of Mother Theresa herself, if you will (minus the controversial problematic part)

Except I’m bout to blow your mind right now, cue the big TRIGGER WARNING: MIND BLOWING INFO AHEAD:

She’s a bit of a closet brat. No, not the kind that’s outwardly sassy, she’s just not a pushover. And maybe a lil stubborn.

Especially if someone who has no right to challenge her is speaking down to her.

See: 6’3, beeg beefy undercut Katsuki

Katsuki, who’s patrolling his district in the Kabukicho, making sure no one’s doing illegal business in his area, his property

He probably didn’t need two bodyguards with him, he could handle himself just fine. (He doesn’t know that they were just there to keep him in line, make sure he doesn’t blow up a hostess club because a man walked in who looked like Deku)

But it was a spectacle to see either way, three massive tatted men storming down the rowdy streets like it’s nobody’s business— (soon there might be none left if they keep scaring the fucking customers away)

Don’t get impatient, we’ll tie them together somehow I promise, and no they’re not going to fight over spilt boba this time

(Or any mugging of any kind, though that’s a good fuckin trope that I will shamelessly re-use)

Weese Leese is walking home from work, and sees some sketchy men in a dingy alleyway in sunglasses and suits— she knew right away that they were Top Tier suspy

I mean, if the way they were trying to coerce an innocent-looking girl in school uniform didn’t already give it away, the sunglasses at 8pm definitely did the job.

So Weese Leese took her whole Mother Theresa, Thou Shalt Not Hurt an Innocent Girl (pls no one religious attack me please) ass over

Because she’s too good for this world, honestly

Can’t help but jump in to try and help someone in potential danger, she knew it all too well herself.

Of course the men flip out, screaming at her to fuck off or take the poor girl’s spot

(for the sake of this AU we’re going to pretend that either we all speak fluent anime Japanese or it’s in English, plotholes be damned)

This is when Big Boss Katsuki comes marching in, wide as the alleyway itself, and—

Doesn’t come to Weese Leese’s aid, SIKE yall thought he was gonna be a knight in shining armour?

Nah, he’s pissed that a random woman is sticking her nose in somewhere she doesn’t belong

There’s a lot of ‘aniki’s and ‘oyabun’s and ‘kumicho’s going around, and Weese Leese has seen enough Yakuza movies fantasized about enough tatted men with missing pinkies to understand that she fucked up

Sort of.

This 200lbs of pure muscle of a man is the Head of Some Family, probably, and like, yeah, realistically she should be flittering in fear, but the only thing she’s getting are fanny flutters (alliteration or whatever, we out here)

BUT how much she wants to fuck this man still doesn’t excuse the fact that his subordinates were trying to force a (most-likely) underage girl into fuck-knows-what

So when Katsuki, in true aggressive on-brand fashion, practically roars out a

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing, woman? Stay in your lane, this is my business”

She actually, to everyones surprise, retorts:

“Maybe teach your subordinates to use their brains a lil and pick out someone who’s not clearly underage and still in uniform next time, then.”

So now we’re back to the beginning, end of the: record scratch, freeze frame, ‘Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here’ sequence

Told you it’d all tie together, sans-boba

Back to the show:

Katsuki’s fucking shocked, kinda impressed, but mostly pissed off that some ‘stupid woman’ is talking back to him telling him how to run his business

Weese Leese is… kind of terrified, mostly turned on though, because her brain’s wiring must’ve gotten tangled when she turned into this alleyway.

Sucks for him because she had a point, and Katsuki’s not fucking blind— he can see the uniform clearly on this stupid girl’s body.

They deal with it some Yakuza way, I’ll spare yall the details and me the work of doing research and writing more nonsensical irrelevant waffle (because weese has the attention span of a 3 year old and doesn’t like long drawn out narratives boohoo)

Cut scene back to Katsuki, his two irrelevant bodyguards, and Weese Leese, stood alone in the alleyway.

He’s fuming because she’s demanding an apology for his attitude, his bodyguards are only slightly worried they might have to repave the alleyway (again), and Weese Leese is…

scanning any sliver of exposed skin for some yummy scary tattoos

Long story short, one long passive aggressive (from Leese’s end), straight up aggressive (from Katsuki’s end), argument later, he swallows his pride and offers her a drink at a local bar he owns as a means of apology.

because he’s not saying those words

(also to flex, he’s a proud bastard, he is)

We’ve all read Weese Leese’s hcs about drunk! Leese right? So we know how bold she is?

And how touchy she is and how her brain-to-mouth filter takes a holiday on a Caribbean island so she’s spouting shit like ‘show me your tattooooooos’ and not noticing how he’s blushing in response?

Drunk! Leese gets too drunk, and conveniently loses her keys (she just can’t find them, dont worry we’re not losing deposit money here) so in true Josei manga fashion, he takes her to a hotel 

(THAT HE OWNS, HE OWNS EVERYTHING, OYABUN KATSUKI COMING THROUGH)

Because he can’t take her back to his, obviously. Not only is that embarrassing but also dangerous.

(Not that he cares what happens to her, obviously)

Stupid fucking tsundere

Do they diddle the do at the hotel? You decide, but they definitely diddle the do the next morning when she wakes up, sees him splayed on the bed on his stomach and she absentmindedly traces over the back-piece he’s got.

Yeah, he’s for a back-piece. It’s entirely self-indulgent, I don’t care. He’s also got all ten of his fingers because I say so.

And he wakes up with a raging boner mighty need and a half naked girl in his bed caressing the muscles on his back and

BLEEP

Insert censor bar here.

He doesn’t admit that he likes her, of course he doesn’t. Do you even know how tsunderes work?

He just thinks she’s nice, and comforting, let’s him be loud and angry all he wants, but can also stand her own ground and so, so lovely fun to be around. She’s great company, that’s all.

The head of a house needs a woman to play around with, right? That’s what all his shateis say (see: Yakuza term for younger brothers)

So what if they don’t buy their women flowers, take them to fancy dinners at restaurants they own, pound them against the penthouse windows of hotels they own, and begrudgingly take hot soaks in the fancy marble bathtubs the morning after.

He’s just better than them, that’s all.

He’s always the best at what he does, always has to be #1, so courting a woman shouldn’t be any different.

It’s not until his shateis poke fun at how soft he’s become and asks him when he’s inviting her to move in when he realizes—

fuck.

He’s in too deep.

But there’s something special about fucking his woman on the ancient tatami flooring of the house, (he’d only had to replace two holes, so he’s doing alright to be fair) 

Or outside on the wooden planks of the hallway, legs pushed down to her ears as he plows her in front of the judging eyes of the Koi fish in the Japanese garden.

Or having her parade around in clothes he chooses for her, proudly displaying her as his. And so they live happily ever after, Yakuza movie style.

They might pop out an heir within the next two years, but that’s all for the better, right? Gotta continue the bloodline and whatnot.

edit: weese made a picrew with yakuza! katsuki

#I literally #this felt like a fever dream #on GOD I had a random spurt of an idea and I snatched it and Usain Bolted with it #I'M SORRY HAHA #don't hate me for the pov change weese pwease #:(((( #matchup hcs #crackheads in the psychotic server

[food-fantasy-souls]

My reasoning for my ships!

Here it is! Fair warning I got a bit wordy explaining the why and hows, especially in a few cases where I'll tell you how the two fell in love with some detail.

(especially with the Red Tea ship, I went a little overboard there, brace yourself for a mini summary/story there!)

I added themes as well cause why not?

Peking Duck x Milk

Themes:

A Thousand Years Link

I'd have to say the inspiration for this ship was Peking Duck's translated intimacy lines, specifically this one “Among the people who have ran away upon seeing me for who I really am, you’re the first one who didn’t. What do you like about me? Hehe, you’ll definitely answer me. You like me for who I am.” 

and this one 

“You can be who you are in front of me. No need to hide anything from me, no need to be scared.”

I don't know what made the connections to Milk, but soon after the ship set sail and never looked back. I can see the two breaking down each other's walls and starting to see who they really are, coming to love each other as equals and helping each other heal from their pasts.

I just honestly see them getting along very well, their personalities meshing well.

Red Wine x Black Tea

Themes:

Black Rock Shooter Ver.Rachie (English) Link

Kiss Of Death (cover) Link /(Original) Link

Is it odd to say I think Red Wine would like a partner who could kick his rear? Legit that is how it started, a random thought that spiraled into me shipping these two.

Black Tea and Red Wine have a very interesting relationship at any point in their relationship whether it be before they got together or not in my story. They didn't have much reason to interact until Megan switched Jiuniang out of her team for Red Wine, at which point they had to start interacting to work properly as a team.

Out of the entire team, they were probably the most serious aside from Milk and Brownie, and got along, Red Wine following her orders when she gave them. Eventually, the two began to grow closer, talking more outside of battle, swapping battle tactics, looking out for each other, and just growing close.

It soon grew into more noticeable actions, a casual hand on Black Tea's waist as he checked her over for injuries, Black tea playfully shoving him if he was being overly fussy over her(he swears he was concerned about her attire but that's a boldfaced lie), falling asleep against each other in the wagon on the way to other cities and towns, being much more relaxed around each other and lightening up in general as well as Red Wine calling her “Darling”. It was clear to everyone BUT the two in question that they liked each other.

Unfortunately, it would take a major event for one of them to realize their feelings and act on them.

During a fight near the outskirts of a small town, a cow ended up getting fatally injured by a fallen angel, bleeding to death near the battlefield. Red Wine about lost his control over himself, but it only got worse when Megan took a hit for him while he was distracted, bleeding a fair bit before being healed.

He hardly kept himself together to defeat the fallen angel before rushing off to the nearby entrance to the catacombs, his eyes wild and his expression pale as a sheet as he warned for them to get Steak as he rushed off.

Black Tea, however, was not going to wait for Steak when it was clear something was WRONG with Red Wine, uncharacteristically yelling at the others “I am NOT going to abandon the man I love when it's clear something is wrong with him!” and rushing after him, only realizing after she entered the catacombs what she said.

She...loved him, she truly loved him, and whatever was going on with him, she was going to save him.

She found him several levels in, his hands on his head as he thrashed about, surprisingly the fallen angels around weren't disturbing him, and she knew why. It was clear, he was struggling with the urge to fall into darkness, to become like one of them.

She wouldn't let him fall, no matter what. So she rushed over to him, pulling him around to face her and making him look into her eyes, causing him to grip onto her tightly.

He told her to run, that he was turning into a monster and he was nothing but that as tears slipped down his face, but she refused, saying as a few tears of her own fell, “you are not a monster nor have you ever been!  I refuse to let you fall into the darkness, I will always be with you no matter what happens! Because I love you with all my heart!”

His eyes widened but before he could do or say anything she leaned up and kissed him on the lips. A chain reaction occurred inside the both of them, a connection deep in their souls forming as Red Wine's grip on her loosened, the dark aura around him disappearing and when Black Tea pulled back, he gently grabbed her head and leaned his head against her own, staring deeply into her eyes as he said softly. “I am really glad I met you of all people, I love you my Darling.”

Black Tea smiled tearfully as she responded with, “Me too, I love you too!”

It was then they took notice of the fallen angels creeping in on them, and they quickly separated from each other and drew their respective weapons, Red Wine wryly remarking that they got careless embracing like this in such a dangerous place.

Black Tea merely grinned lightly as she responded if he was thinking they couldn't take them, to which he scoffed and she giggled as he responded with he didn't say that.

They fought their way back up to the entrance where Megan with Steak and several other food souls were about to run in after them when the two were spotted, covered in fallen angel blood as they leaned on each other as they walked, clearly exhausted before they collapsed, reaching over and holding each other's hands before falling unconscious.

Neither of them has told anyone what happened in the catacombs, what is known is after that event they became very close, and affectionate with each other, doing things like cheek kisses, hand kisses and just kissing in general.

Long Bao x Coffee

Themes:

Through Heaven's Eyes Link

24 hour Cinderella Link

Would you believe me if I said it was a complete accident that I started shipping them? I was reading a reader insert Coffee kissing scenario on here, and instead of putting either me or my Master Attendant in the reader's place, I put Long Bao in that place, and the rest is history.

Coffee supports Long Bao to be who and whatever she wants to be, not judging her in the slightest, in return she helps him not be in business mode all the time, as well as to let Megan take the reins and let him have a break from being the leader of everything in the restaurant, even encouraging him to experiment with things like Mochas and Frappes.

(taking from my first hcs post) Coffee introduces her to good tea and drinks, and she doesn't recommend bad tea nearly as much as she used to as she now knows better teas, and she helps Coffee smile and loosen up after a long day of working in various ways. One of their favorite ways to wind down after a stressful day is to just cuddle and listen to each other's heartbeat or breathing, it relaxes them immensely.

Omurice x Sakuramochi

Themes:

I See You [Theme of Avatar] Link

Honestly, this just happened without me even really taking notice, this shipping just came together on it's own.

Omurice and Sakuramochi could be considered the lovely dovey couple of Time And Eternity restaurant (Megan's restaurant), once Omurice realized that Sakuramochi liked him as he was pretty dense until Jello smacked him in the face and told him Sakuramochi liked him.

The couple tends to go out on dates to local dating spots around town, and are generally just a sweet couple who love each other very much.

Foie Gras x Escargot

Themes:

Don't Go Breaking My Heart Link

Accidentally In Love Link

I just love the idea of Escargot melting Foie's icy heart and she falling in love with him. I can just imagine him helping her loosen up and just have fun, as well as take lots of naps and cuddles.

These two are just so adorable to imagine together, protective ice queen of her sleepy boyfriend who loves her very much.

Eggette x Jiuniang

Themes:

I Need A Hero Link / Holding Out For A Hero Link

Once Upon A December Link

Now, aside from the fact I'd think they'd be close friends when older and would make a cute couple from what I can get from Eggette's bio with no voice lines and the lines Jiuniang has, I don't have any info on their backstories to go on how they would interact with each other or be affected once they remembered their pasts, hence the reason Once Upon A December is one of their themes.

I also had a scene when I was listening to Holding Out For A Hero above where teenage Eggette with Megan and her food souls were storming a castle to save teenage Jiuniang as she sang this song as she fled from the Fallen angels in the castle, even climbing onto the roof to flee from the fallen angels and in the end Eggette saves her and the reunion is so sweet ahhhhh-

That's all for now! I’ve got like two more ships I’ve started shipping since I first made this, so in the future I’ll probably edit this and add those two in later as well as more info to ones like Omurice and Sakuramochi.

Feel free to tell me what you think! ^^

#food_fantasy #food fantasy #food fantasy headcanons #food soul #ff milk #ff black tea #ff red wine #ff peking duck #ff jiuniang #ff Eggette #ff escargot #ff foie gras #ff omurice #ff sakuramochi #ff long bao #ff coffee