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#there’s prob other instances I don’t know of
ink-the-artist · 1 year
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That rabbit comic is brilliant because it can apply to more than just to terfs and misogyny:
During WW2 there were Jewish people of privileged status who sided with the Nazis, hoping to be spared only to be turned on. Same with homosexuals, communists and any who thought surely they would be spared if they cooperated. They met the same fate as all the others if not worse.
There have been many times in which PoC became class traitors who helped pass legislation hoping it wouldn't affect them only to be hurt by the changes as well.
The list goes on and on, in which instead of standing in solidarity, some would try to selfishly try to save themselves by throwing their brethren to the wolves only to perish along with the rest.
Sadly the cycle continues because by the time the wolves are done eating, there are few if any that survive to pass on the story.
Oh for sure, I’ve heard of the gay Nazis before they are probably one of the most extreme examples of this I can think of. I believe they justified themselves by referencing how the Greeks, who were their ideal aryan civilization or whatever, were famously gay. Didn’t work for too long they were eventually killed by the other Nazis
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bomber-grl · 5 months
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❤︎₊ ⊹Hiro fluff alphabet ❤︎₊ ⊹
Pairing(s): Hiro Hamada x Gn!Reader (no pronouns used)
Warning(s): Super long so beware
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A - Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)
Hiro would absolutely adore your intellect, skill, or a heroic trait like bravery.
His adoration for your intellect, if you’re a genius like him, mostly stems from admiration and interest in your skill, especially when it’s something he’s never seen before.
I say skill because even if your intellect isn’t your strong suite your hobbies like art, knitting, anything that takes skill impresses him.
He knows what it’s like to have to wait for a project or experiment to finish so he not only admires your patience but just your ability overall
He’d literally be in awe if he ever saw and most realistically ask about it and if you could draw him-
He’s mostly joking
Last would be a trait of yours. We see in the series that hiro really admires and respects tadashi for his actions and that’d be the same with you.
If you are brave or passionate and use those traits to help others you’ve won hiro over.
Honestly home dude really adores your anything if we’re gonna be real here.
A - Attention (how much attention do they want in the relationship?)
Despite how awkward and kind of distant he can be when romance comes into the question he can get pretty needy 😭
If you don’t give him enough attention then he’ll pout and get at you for it
Most times it’s just him joking around and faking being hurt but in the rare occurrence that he actually does care then he’ll practically be begging
No he wouldn’t he’d try to be sly about it while simultaneously failing to
But then when he gets attention he over thinks and flushes from head to toe and actively tries to pull away
Like make up your mind???😭😭😭
B - Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)
His favorite part of your body would be tied between three things
Your hands, shoulders, and lap
The only reason why this is, is because of an instance of when hiro accidentally fell asleep on your lap and woke up to not only the best bed but best head massage he’s ever had.
He then woke up fully and flushed more than ever before but let’s not talk about that.
He’d probs end up falling asleep even more and more likely than not ask for you to play with his hair
Yknow despite the fact he absolutely flusters at the thought and stutters throughout the whole time he’s asking you
Not to mention how he complains when you’re done playing with his hair /massaging his head😭
He comes at you for leaving his hair “a mess”
Like boy you got bed hair all the time it ain’t my fault
Also he likes your shoulders because this insomniac falls alseep on them everywhere
Literally.
B - Boo! (do they scare people? How do they act when scaring you/people?)
The most unfunny person known to man kind and yet he still thinks he’s funny as fuck
He thinks he soooo funny when he hides behind something and jumps out at you
And when you flinch? Yea best believe he’s gonna be laughing his nerdy little ass off as if he wouldn’t break down the moment you even mention holding his hand 🤨
He usually pulls stunts like this all the time which is why when the two of you are at the store and he jumps out just to see a rando-
He’s so embarrassed 😭😭😭 the little bastard even goes up to you afterwards all mad while you try not to laugh too loudly
He’ll literally be shaking you back and forth to stop your laughter, which just makes it even worse.
B - Beauty (what do they admire about their s/o? what do they think is beautiful about them?)
Yes
Home dude is a literal nerd so best believe he’s never been around someone he deems as attractive
He sees your looks and personality as something that attracts him to you
He really admires traits of yours that I’ve mentioned previously
But physically wise he’d really admire prominent traits of yours
Like traits that are noticeable at first glance
Like moles, freckles and even dimples
He’d find himself looking at them more often than not and if you have pretty eyes then this man is absolutely floored
I mean no wonder his only way to flirt is by shooting out insults.
C - Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)
Cuddling with hiro is one of the most impossible tasks
He’s so fidgety and stiff
He can’t relax for the life of him 😭
He’s all bark no bite especially when he says he’ll cuddle you and goes on about how flustered you’d be
Yea, no.
I mean, sure you can cuddle hiro a little bit but then he just clams up
He much rather prefers you two just be in your own space while facing the other so you can casually talk about whatever you want
Ofc he says that then the very next day you wake up to you and hiros limbs intertwined with another and are met with a very flustered hiro.
Who then denies the situation ever happening, it’s the only way to save face
D - Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)
Honestly just going out to eat casually
I mean cmon
You’re both probably young and he’d much rather go out casually and secretly to avoid being not only teased but having to take a chaperone
I mean that’s so embarrassing especially for a teen to have to go through
The only way the two of you would accomplish this successfully would be in the lab at school or if you were to hang out in hiros room pretending to work on something.
Even then cass is doting and quite literally there for every possible outcome
Honestly you’d probably end up sneaking out and eating burgers or something at like 3 am 😭
While you’re out there at night hiro would probably try and scare with you with ghosts and Japanese urban legends
How romantic ☺️
E - Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)
Hiro would probably express emotion around you like he would with anyone else
Especially if(most likely) you guys started out as friends.
Ofc hiro is an absolute menace and can’t be described as anything else but a gremlin however he would honestly be more open with you
You’re his age, and probably his closest friend - now turned lover
He doesn’t need to sugarcoat things and despite how difficult it can be to express how he truly feels I think he’d be open to it, especially if it’s being open to you of all people.
If we’re talking about romantic feelings then hiro is most definitely joke flirting and just being how romantic friends
Well, atleast until the actual romance comes into question then he’s absolutely no where to be seen.
He flusters and stutters at the littlest things and implications
Not to mention his awkwardness so I’d imagine he’d be more stiff on the romance front.
E - Equal (do they prefer to be more in control or laid-back in the relationship?)
He’s pretty laid back but I don’t really see hiro as the type of guy that would want to take the initiative or want to over power his significant other
He doesn’t really have any interest in that and would much rather just have an equal power dynamic
I mean unless he’s taking the lead in robotics then he won’t do so any other way
Even then he’ll probs work alongside you
He very adamant on being on equal standing even if it’s “not a big deal”
F - Future (What are their plans for the future? Do they see themselves getting married, having kids?)
Honestly hiro is just existing 😭
He’s never really ever considered any romantic relationships with anyone into the mix of what he’d want for his future.
I mean, until recently he got into SFIT and changed his life plans. He doesn’t really think of romance often however he does enjoy his relationship with you
Yknow, despite the constant teasing, prodding and just absolute gremlin activities.
He’d probably count you into his life plans when you two get the closest you’ve ever been, otherwise hiro has no plans on kids and quite frankly
-It’s really not on his mind 🤷‍♀️
F - Forgiving (If they had a fight with their partner(s), how would they apologize? Or would they be petty about it?)
Honestly the first thing hiro does is try to resolve it right then and there
He’s very set on trying to solve issues as soon as possible but eventually he settles on you guys just giving each other space so you won’t say anything you’ll regret later
It honestly depends who initiated and was at fault
I mean I’m not the type to shift the blame on anyone but if you know you did something wrong or he knows he did something wrong and is the problem then he’ll definitely apologize as sincerely as he can
If you’re the one in the wrong then he’ll very much be petty
Hell refuse to apologize first and is very stubborn
He’s honestly just hurt but also mad you won’t admit you’re wrong or apologize (if you’re hesitant to)
However once you do he’ll be a bit petty still but ultimately he’ll understand and although it can be awkward, you’ll find common ground.
G - Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)
I feel like hiro would gift you little things
Hiro is a guy of many talents so I’d imagine little gifts like those hearts made of gum wrappers or papers aren’t a rare occurrence for you to find
He’s always casually gifting you things whether he knows or not
And if he’s aware, he tries his best to not fluster and stutter while he shoves the gift into your hands and runs away
If you ever do mention how much gifting you things affects him then he’d definitely ignore you for a good while 😭
He takes so much offense that you’d make it obvious and would pout about it until you apologized and he’d just say “yea I didn’t really care”
Like what???😭😭 bro had you apologizing, on your knees, basically begging for forgiveness and he hits u w this then casually asks if you’d like to come over to eat dinner.
🧍‍♀️it’s ur turn to ignore him and turn the tables on him
G - Gratitude (how grateful are they to have you? what do they think your relationship is worth in comparison to other things in their life?)
He’s so grateful for you
He finds the relationships in his life as very precious to him so he’d definitely view your relationship as worth it
Especially since you’d most likely get together once you’re close friends
He really thinks of your relationship as valuable, why else would he be with you if he didn’t?
Even if it didn’t work out you’re still a close friend of his so of course you hold value to him.
G- Gentle (how gentle are they? physically and emotionally)
He can be pretty sassy and go all out on the jokes and teasing however he can be really gentle at times
Especially since he cares so deeply for you so he’ll make sure that even if him being gentle causes him to fidget and fluster
Mostly due to it being foreign to him
He may not be the best but the effort he puts in to be gentle in both emotionally fragile situations and when you get hurt just makes up for it
H - Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)
THE WORST PERSON TO HOLD HANDS WITH
Ok not really cuz I’m not gonna do my boy hiro like that but still😭
Hiro is always teasing and prodding at you for the littlest things
He’s an absolute menace
So imagine when this menace finally holds hands with you and when you turn to look at him, he’s starts tweaking
This is one of the romance part of your relationship so itd obviously be foreign to him
He’s stuttering and is this close 🤏 to combusting
His hands are sweaty and he’s constantly apologizing for it and will NOT tolerate any teasing or he’ll run away.
He’s not really able to show much affection through physical touch since he freezes up so much but at times when he knows you need support he’ll hold your hand.
It then becomes apparent to everyone around you due to the very intense blush hiro is sporting.
I do see it becoming casual eventually but that doesn’t really change hiros blush
H - Hugs (do they like hugs? how often do they do it, and what are they like?)
He isn’t really one for hugs
We’ve all seen how awkward he hugs and how hesitant he seems when giving one
But he’ll definitely give you one if you ask
Very awkwardly and stiff yet cutely tho so 🤷‍♀️
Also if you were to ever ask for a hug where everyone can see you two
Yea…no
He doesn’t hug you often at first but if you’re more cuddly then he’ll definitely get in the habit while staying with his usual attitude
His hugs are obviously stiff but they’re really nice
I - Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)
Absolutely terrified
Any normal person would feel this way about someone they care deeply for, but with what happened with tadashi just really made this fear even worse.
Since he’s also a hero/vigilante he’ll try his best to protect you, even if at times it can seem risky or spontaneous
Regardless of whether you’re a hero/vigilante and are able to protect yourself then he’d keep an eye on you, always.
In the actual scenario of you getting hurt during battle hiro would absolutely throw the whole plan away and go to you.
If it’s not in battle but still serious he’d be the first person asking to see you and is that person you see once you wake up.
If the injury is small he’d have Baymax assist with a bandaid or something but he’d still tell you to be more careful.
You guys can joke and tease at eachother all you want but this is one of the more serious things hiro would absolutely not want to joke about.
Even if you’re the one who got injured, he’s seriously just concerned for you.
I- I love you (how fast would they say ‘i love you’?)
So with how things have been going you’d think that hiro wouldn’t take the longest time ever due to his shyness
But he actually ends up being the first person to say it in your relationship and even says it pretty early on
Atleast in comparison to how long he’d probs take to say it
The reason he says it is only because of a fluke
He’d be all sleepy while you’re over due to an assignment the two of you have to work on or something of the sort
And because it was almost near an all nighter then best believe hiro is exhausted
And your comforting presence doesn’t make it any better
So finally when you realize hiro blissfully falling asleep you decide to cover him with a blanket and help reposition him so that he doesn’t hurt his neck while he sleeps.
While you do so you decide to also just go to sleep and when you turn off the lights and say good night to him you unexpectedly hear a goodnight back and an “I love you”
The next morning only then does hiro realize what he said and although he’s this close 🤏 to dying he still manages to tell you that he meant it
J - Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)
I’ve said this one and I’ll say it again
HES THE ABSOLUTE WORST
He’d joke around with humor that can best be described as gen z TikTok humor
I mean, he’s literally a teenage boy who probably had unrestricted internet access from an early age.
Let’s be real here
So he’d probably send you the Smurf cat vids, that one dancing wolf thing, and those “send to your green person 🥰” and it’s a slideshow of Shrek…
Most jokes just consist of weird teenage boy jokes and that chronically online TikTok humor 😀😭😭
He mostly just roasts you then apologizes because he realizes that it could actually hurt your feelings 🧍‍♀️
He’d probs just do lame pranks tbh
He’d just wait behind something to scare you
And even if you didn’t react he’d laugh his little ass off 🧍‍♀️
J - Jealousy (what makes them jealous? what are they like when they’re jealous?)
Despite how much hiro wants to be the non jealous type, he unfortunately fits the profile
Even if he doesn’t try, if he ever sees you talking to any guys or just hanging out with anyone else for too long then he’ll get kinda upset
He’ll ask u about it too but he’s not that confrontational unless you purposefully try to make him feel this way
Which would be ideally never
If he can’t shake the jealous feeling off then he’ll end up confessing it to you between embarrassed pauses
If you try to coddle and tease him then he’ll just run away from you cuz ain’t no way
K - Kisses (what are their kisses like? who kissed who first? where do they like to kiss you?how do they like to kiss you?)
No.
Ok ok so that’s kinda sorta rude 😭
But hiro is barely getting around with the hand holding, you really think he’s gonna be kissing you?-
Yes, yes he will
I’d imagine your teasing on how flustered and awkward he gets when you hold his hand finally made him get fed up so he just decides to kiss your cheek…
He literally evaporated from that one thing because despite trying to he backs out then you’re the one to kiss his cheek 😭
*Hiro exe has stopped working*
Literally
He had an internal freak out then turns around trying to be all nonchalant with a “hey”
Y’all don’t rlly kiss or else it’d be the death of him but that doesn’t mean kisses between the two of you are practically non existent 🌝
You’ll probably be the one to kiss him first and that knocks him out for the rest of the evening.
L - Love (how do they show you they love you? What’s their love language?)
He obviously doesn’t show you physical affection besides him touching the behind of your knees to trip you so how does he? 🌝
Well he gifts and spends time with you
I’ve already explained the gift thing, he usually gifts you little origami things or snacks
Besides the gift giving his love language would more accurately be quality time
He loves to spend time with you and just spend hours joking with you in the most cringe ways
He really adores you and thinks if the time he spends with you as precious, yknow despite the boarder line bullying
He’d probably indulge you if your more into physical touch, however the most frequent hugs you’d get from him are side hugs.
Even then, he’d more than happily hug you (ofc with his usual stiff and awkward self)
Honestly just be around hiro more often than not and you’ve already won him over
M - Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
If you ever decide to sleepover (which was probs accidental from that all nighter scenario)
Then the two of you would wake up (you were woken up by him first by getting abused 😔/j)
And then make your way to the kitchen since Cass is occupied with the Lucky Cat Cafe
You guys would make an absolute mess with food due to being distracted and it was so bad 😭
Hiro even ended up burning his pancake and bro still ate it 💀💀💀
Y’all would probs have to beg Cass to make you two something and have to hurriedly clean everything up before doing so to avoid punishment
Because ain’t no way 😭
Honestly fun because you two end up walking around San fransokyo but still 🤷‍♀️
N - Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)
Anything happening to his loved ones or those he cares for.
That’s an obvious fear for any sane person but, again, because of how sudden and horrible tadashis death it just reinforced this fear even more.
The thought of anything happening to you, his friends, and especially his aunt just had his stomach churning and makes him feel nauseous at the thought.
He’d still have nightmares about Tadashi which turned into even more serious ones about others in his life
He’d really appreciate you being there for him, especially if you slept over on one of those particular nights.
O - Obvious (How obvious do they make it that they like you?)
So insanely obvious
Not only is he painfully obvious but he’s so oblivious to the fact
He’s always offering to help you, he’s one of those people that flirts by roasting or joking around with you, and the blush that just so happens to appear on his face the minute you walk in doesn’t really help his case
Let’s not talk about how his eyes would stray away from what was in front of him anytime you’d pass by
If tadashi was still around during that time he’d obviously tease hiro about it and mention it in casual conversation
Hiro would obviously end up confessing to his crush on you and tadashi would tease but ultimately encourage him like any good older brother would.
If this took place after hiro got into SFIT then he’d be encouraged by his friends who can obviously see hiros crush on you.
He doesn’t exactly try to not make it obvious but it doesn’t really matter anyway because of all the ways he physically shows his crush on you.
P - Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)
When considering pet names don’t expect him to be lovey dovey
He’d call you those cringe ass nicknames like “pookie” or “sugar booger”
Only ever calls you this to get on your nerves and absolutely evaporates when cass or anyone from the friend group overheard him calling you these names 💀
Any other “pet names” he’d call you would either be nicknames many others who are close to you call you or nicknames he makes of your name.
P - Patience (how easily do they get angry?)
It honestly depends on the day and how it’s going for hiro
He’s honestly more on the patient side and more likely to hear you or other people out
If he’s a bit more worked up from the long day at SFIT then he’ll have a harder time tolerating anything and is more prone to lashing out
Would probs just ask you to give him some peaceful silence while you’re there with him
Q - Quiet (How are the calm, quiet moments with them?)
Because of how loud and laughter filled time you spend with hiro the moment it gets calm and quiet it almost feels foreign
The two of you obviously settle down and relax for what seems like the first time in forever
Moments like these end up with you and hiro accidentally falling alseep in eachothers arms or it makes hiro feel comfortable to talk about tadashi and more serious matters
In the case of the latter, if you ever mention a serious matter then hiro will feel even more comfortable and even happy you can share stuff like this with him.
Honestly moments like these are so sweet that even gremlin hiro won’t wish for anything to disrupt them
R - Rhythm (what songs reminds you of them?)
R - Romance (How romantic are they? What are their go-to ways of being romantic?
Home dude is absolutely the least romantic person
Well that’s what he initially thought
He never really imagined a relationship in his future, but he could easily say the same about him joining SFIT
As I’ve previously mentioned, hiros go to ways to convey his love and affection to you is by gift giving and just spending time with you.
The only ways he could flirt without absolutely losing his composure is by literally bullying you and just play fighting w you
It’s the only way hiro can effectively just get along with you.
In instances of actual romantic gestures he’s pretty awkward
I mean hiros a teenager, it’s to be expected
But I feel like when there’s certain instances that are very emotionally charged
S - Secrets (how open are they with you?)
There are times where he’s secret yet open alike
He can keep secrets from you (although he’s pretty bad at it 😭) he’d probs try his best to keep his more personal issues to himself to not only burden you but just avoid sharing it.
Obviously he’s entitled to privacy but hiro would eventually learn that keeping secrets isn’t exactly the way to go
Even if he did want to keep anything from you he isn’t exactly the best so either he continues trying to lie and gives up or you seriously confront him and he admits defeat.
When it comes to other topics that aren’t so serious or personal then he’s an open book
You’re most likely in or at least aware of his schemes and plans if you aren’t participating.
S - safe (What makes them feel safe and comfortable around you?)
Your overall presence brings him comfort and makes him feel safe
It doesn’t really matter where you guys are, the streets of san fransokyo, just hitting up a corner store or even when you’re at SFIT
Most times you’re both enjoying the other and your time is usually filled with constant teasing and jokes played on each other.
When it comes to more serious discussions he’d really appreciate it if you kept quiet and gave him the opportunity to go at his own pace.
When you create this environment and make him feel like he’s not on the spot, only then can he relax and be more open with you.
Despite how chronically online he can act at times just know it isn’t how he is all the time.
S - Security (how protective are they? how would they protect their s/o?)
He’d be pretty protective of you
Especially with how heroes have become a norm in the world of big hero 6 so he’d be more aware of where you are and what condition you’re in
He’d obviously protect you by physically defending you regardless of whether or not you’re also a vigilante/hero
But he’d also have your back if anyone were to ever pick on you
He literally just has zero tolerance policy for anyone who tries to start shit with you
It’s literally all 😐 with him cuz he really just ain’t gonna tolerate all that
T - Time (how long did it take you to get together?)
THE. LONGEST. TIME. EVER
there was so many factors to consider here
You guys were obviously close friends before you started dating and feelings were obviously apparent
As was the unbearable tension around the two of you, especially with how hiro would constantly joke around how friends dothen become so painfully aware that he completely freezes up and starts stuttering 😭
It was especially awkward when you’d be around the friend group and if you met and befriended hiro before tadashis death then best believe tadashi is gonna have to bring it up to hiro.
Because of this and hiros shy nature when anything romantic happens, he seriously refuses to make romantic advances
I mean the person you’re used to joking around and boarderline bully is now a romantic interest so it’d be so odd to have to become lovers
It’s so crazy too because once you actually confess to him everything happens so fast and it’s all spontaneous
You’re casually just chilling with hiro and all of a sudden you decide to just blurt out that you like him
He’s obviously caught off guard and accidentally hurts himself, then everything just unfolds from there and despite how awkward the air is the two of you end the night dating.
T - Tend (How do they act when you’re hurt or sick, and vice versa?)
If you ever get hurt because you accidentally cut yourself or trip and scrape your knee he’ll help you and most likely just get Baymax to treat your little injury
If this is the scenario of you falling, hiro is so obviously gonna laugh his ass off before he helps you up
He’s absolutely in the dark if you’re sick
He doesn’t even realize
Which is a complete lie cuz he kept spamming your phone when you didn’t show up to classes or respond to his texts/TikTok’s
He only found out once you either finally texted him, or more likely, he showed up at your house and decided to take care of you with the help of Baymax
Honestly thank goodness Baymax was there cuz otherwise you probably would’ve died due to hiros clumsiness.
T - Tease (how do they tease you?)
*breathes in* breathes out*
The absolute devil in human form
Wolf in sheep’s clothing
Demon spawn
Call him what you will but he’s the absolute worst teaser to be around
He’ll tease the hell out of you for the smallest of things and absolutely gain joy from your reactions
Especially if you’re the type to be more visibly flustered or embarrassed than the average person
Just throw the whole thing (hiro) away at this point honestly
U - Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)
He’s so unserious😭
He’s kinda sorta bad at getting the clue so he’d go up to you and still joke and tease thinking you’re being unserious
If you’re actually serious then he’d automatically drop his joking tone and would ask what was wrong
Whether or not you tell him or not is up to you but if you opt to not telling him he’d be there for him and be chill about it even if he’s a lil hurt
He’d probs just drop it and try to change the subject (if u want) and you’d go back to your usual playful banter.
Although, he’d probably be pretty awkward if he’d have to comfort you 😭
U - Ugly (what are some bad habits of theirs?)
A bad habit of hiros would be getting to involved with his work
Because of how his work with robotics is constantly calling his name he can not only forget to eat and just take care of himself, but he’ll also forget to even call or talk w you
He won’t even realize until he sees a “missing poster “ around SFIT with the ugliest god damn pic of him he’s ever seen
Even then if you act petty then he’ll feel pretty guilty but then he’ll turn the tables and feel offended that your guilt tripping him
Like who do u think u are? 🤨
V - Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)
He’s absolutely proud of your accomplishments
The type of boyfriend he’d be depends on how he feels and the situation at hand.
Hiro would be so proud at your accomplishments, discoverys, research and your skills
Especially if that contributed to your success to your respective major
It honestly depends how vocal he’d be about it
He’d probs cheer you on, especially when the friend group is there to cheer you on alongside him
He’d more shy and awkward to be vocal if it’s just him but he’d still let you know how he feels
V - Vanity (how concerned are they with their looks?)
Hiro isn’t really the type to be all that concerned with how he looks
I mean he’d occasionally be self conscious, but it’s mostly because he’s going through puberty and is a teenager
The only times he cares is when he’s getting ready for something fancy or when he’s going out with you
He’d probs look at himself and think that he doesn’t look bad
He’ll definitely wonder if he’s one of those ugly guys pretty people get with
Even if he isn’t all that insecure he gets so unbearably flustered and self aware if you mention how cute he looks.
W - Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)
If you’re a vigilante alongside big hero 6 then not having you be near the fight or not fight at all is not really an option
So in this case he’d be neutral about letting you fight but he’d of course still be there to defend you in the case that anyone tries to sneak up on you
He’d definitely fight for and with you. He’d be by your side and would absolutely put his all into making sure the two of you guy’s successfully accomplish your mission and win the fight
He won’t hesitate when he learns you got into a fight with villains.
And what’s more is that he won’t hesitate when it comes to civilian fights, not physical ones but more accurately described as disputes.
He’d definitely help when you’re being targeted or cornered by people who are trying to start and argument with you.
Will most likely tell you if you were in the wrong but only after the two of you won’t the dispute
He’s not gonna throw u under the bus like that in front of others.
W - Wild card (random relationship headcanon!)
He’d info dump and uses you to rant about his interests 😭
You’re honestly a victim due to how many times he pulls you into the lore of his fav fandoms
But if you ever show interest in it he’ll gate keep it
I mean atleast if you ever wanna rant to anyone or info dump he’ll always be right there 🤷‍♀️
If you’re a victim he has to be one too
X - X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)
He’s pretty 50/50 most of the time
Since your relationship consists of online humor and just constant jokes he can tell when you’re not in the mood pretty quickly
Like if you’re upset and not in the mood to joke around he automatically picks up on it
However there are instances where he’s just his awkward self or just preoccupied with other things like his projects
I know I said he’s like 50/50 but he’d be able to read how you feel pretty much right then and there he’s just a bit awkward when addressing it so it’d take a bit longer for him to discuss it with you
Especially if you’re not the one to mention it, then there’s just a tension that hangs over the two of you.
This applied regardless of whether or not it’s a negative emotion/situation
X - XO (How do they show you affection? How much PDA are they willing to show?)
Hiro is the most awkward stiff teenage boy
Plus he’s a nerd so it just makes his ability to act on romantic gestures even less
I don’t really imagine hiro as the type to enjoy any form of PDA
Especially since he even hesitates with hugging and is quite stiff so if you ever wanted to very obviously hold hands or even kiss-
Well then forget it because before you can even speak to him he’d combust on the spot
He’s pretty affectionate in his own way but physical touch much less PDA would not be among them.
Y - Yearn (What do they do when they miss you?)
Hiro isn’t the type to really miss you
At least hat’s what he thinks
He usually starts off his day with thinking about you and throughout his day he’ll casually mention you in his mind
Saying things like “hmmm I wonder what y/n is doing” or “y/n would like this”
Him missing you eventually becomes apparent to everyone around him whether he notices or not
Hell casually sigh while sitting at a table at SFIT or the lucky cat cafe and it will eventually be addressed by friends or Cass
The one time that they actually do have dinner together 💀
Z- Zzz (How do they act when they get sleepy? How is it sleeping in the same bed?)
The worst sleeper ever if we’re gonna be real here
If you ever say that to his face he’d take actual offense 😭
Once you and hiro shared a bed whether he fell asleep on accident or you two just wanted to he does not give you a comfortable experience
Not only does he sleep sprawled out and all over the place but he also just has no regard for you
When he gets sleepy he’s honestly adorable though so it kinda makes up for how bad he sleeps
He’s pretty delirious and out of it once he’s sleepy and he’d probably let you hug and kiss his cheek easier than he would if he was more awake.
Even then he more likely than not snaps out of it and flusters up a storm
He has the worst bed head ever 😭
But that just makes him even cuter and if you say so he either 1. Doesn’t care because he’s sleepy and just lets you coddle him or 2. He absolutely denies it and gets all sassy with you
All that sass and usual jokes all go down the drain when the two of you wake up the next morning and the both of you are cuddling and he practically flies off the bed
Which causes him to yelp in pain and wake up Baymax that just makes the whole situation even worse with his scans and analysis of your heartbeats
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A/N: Hope you enjoyed and don’t be afraid to let me know about any grammatical errors/spelling mistakes :)
Also if u saw more than 1 prompt for a letter, no u didn’t 🌝
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kel-lance · 2 months
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Jjk headcanons/fan theories/ random thoughts/random facts
I made this in a few months time so its prob repetitive
Tsumiki went into her year and 7 month long coma when megumi was 13-14 years old meaning tsumiki missed her sweet 16 :( (she’s a year older than him)
Toji was a good dad in the end (both times) bc he was already dead and told Gojo to take Megumi as a F u/later fix the alliance’s of the clans and to make sure that Megumi would be protected, fed, housed, and taught sorcery bc toji damn well couldn’t much less protect his kids from curses anyhow.
Noaya (and the men of the Zenin clan) abused Mai and maki bc they’re women (implied SA) noaya hinted at asking to beats em up like he used to (could be implied bc he called them hot & Mai has the same face) but he was also possibly teasing since Mai just 💀 but there’s no way he could have known that
It’s worse to be a male Zenin with no cursed energy bc then you’d be absolutely powerless, useless, worthless, etc. no other clan woman would want you and your fam would never coughed for you much less protect you bc why do they have to you were born a Zenin and yet…
So we know Kokichi Toji Mai n maki all were hit with HR but it was just a double whammy to also be twins? Yes. HR hit Toji so hard bc he was the first to be without cursed energy but then Nanako and Mimiko, bc they’re fraternal twins that that’s possible they’re able to both have CE?
Kenjaku stayed in Iori for so long that his stitches healed I’m guessing he planned it all (or saw hat happened which is why he chose Jin (bc there’s no way that’s random) and killed Jin and went to Geto when it was time (did Ken know about the KFC break up too??)
maki had no CE but still couldn’t get in tune with her full potential is bc Mai was there this the twin HR is f’d but there’s probably more chance one could 💀 the other to become powerful but in this instance it was about sacrifice and distance love. Different paths yet they were “the same person” so that’s only with identical twins?
sukuna loves to eat and is a cannibal and lactates and has 4 arms, 6 mouths or more, 20 fingers, many eyes, 4 legs, 10 toes, 3 heads, hopefully 9ft tall in his monster form…. 
stg toji had his divorced dad rock on religiously (nickel back fan don’t even start w me, weezer son nickleback dad)
nobara gonna be used in some way theres no reason to have her status as unknown of not to edge us istg I’ll even take a cursed spirit piloting her to mess with Yuuji more and she’s part of sukuna or some even worse group they gotta fight after the culling game arc
after chapter 253 are maki and yuta dead?? Hopefully Yuta was eaten but on Yutas birthday gege thats foul (I love it) 🫣🤩
It’s past ch253 and we’re waiting for 3/24 for the next chapter but I heard yuta yelled at Hakari to shut up with cursed speech? Or was that earlier 
Maki Mai and Megumi and Tsumiki met probably around the time tsumiki went into that coma/megs entered jjk no wonder hes so formal//doesn’t know them well he was under gojos protection for so long
some jsckass said mais first love is unknown or megumi are you dumb shes in love with her sister no sister kissed the other to give them a sword cooly and die she literally just wanted to be with her no matter what to go to the ends of the earth it didn’t matter as long n as maki was with her but maki knew Mai’s potential to be better than her so she tried to make herself better, leaving Mai behind in the process and they still never hated each other even after all the time away.
mai likes to take care of cacti/the clan favored her over maki bc she has at least some CE//weve only seen maki being affected by her family's rejection (jjk0 makis mom said shed wished shed never have given birth to her as she was a failure and same girlie but my mom chose any and everyone to compare me to) but Mai either didn’t see herself special in that way and put the blame on maki or dealt with it in her own way (maki vs the fam excluding Mai and Megumi // whereas Mai’s version US against the world)
if choso is yuujis brother and kamo is one of chosos distant family, that would mean Yuuji, Choso, Yuki, Todo, and Kamo are all "Brothers" I love the thought of them being super cool and scary together with their cute yuki & Yuuji golden retrievers in a Doberman family
the same people who ship yuki and choso also ship utahime and gojo or shoko and gojo yall have NO comprehension skills at ALL or cant believe men n women b close like Yuuji & Nobara/Power & Denji/ Sasha & Connie/ Nami & Usopp, Franky, or Luffy) 
Kenny planted the first finger by Geto’s twins to Yuuji’s school. they just had to get the finger to the occult club 
Does Kenny have a witch or oracle or even premeditative powers to know the future or did he just plan this out to a T and what is his damn goal 
Yuuji and Yuta are from the same home town bc gege said it’d be easier for the story but then todo also went to Yuuji’s middle school
Nobara dyes her hair lighter and I wonder how often she talks to Fumi back at home. And her grandmother if she’s like me w low contact
Megumi was alone with gojo for almost 2 years (no tsumiki) no wonder he’s so to himself he was probably always with tsumiki before, who decided everything for them (in a big sis way) and he respected it 
Yutas a pos for forgetting how Rika 💀 then trapping her w him bc of how traumatized he was like bruh you also yelled at her the first time u ever yelled at Rika was over another girl and he doesn’t do much else but manipulate like the Pisces man he is (I kin him/made an oc before I found out about his BITCH ass and he got everything word for word but is a dude I’m losing it) 
As an astrologer, I must say Gege’s planning with the character birthdays and everything else I can read from that is incredibly accurate I’ll give examples in the next points
geto’s mission was to go to remote village, he finds curse and exorcizes it, finds the twins the next dy, he kills everyone, he goes back to his pants to get supplies and kills them (prob no his first choice but once again was probably proven right) and runs has been gone for way too long and gojo doesn’t know what th ehhell happened. which is why he was so mad at kfc and geto just had to accept his new role while gojo was still in the past
Toji and Megumi (Kamo, Nobara, Todo) being cancer moons meaning they care about the heart, (todo has other placements making it seem a lil more “shallow” when he just wants a “straight” answer (lmao Megumi)
Yuta being a Leo moon and (outwardly asked) liking the chest
Yuuji being a libra moon liking butts all this makes sense (libra moons are indecisive, will weight out all the possibilities and still want the peaceful side unless there’s such chaos there’s no way for that to happen… then we snap)
Yuuji and Junpei would’ve been perfect friends we already saw but they both just didn’t ask for any of this and chose their own paths, they’re almost parallels of each other 
Geto’s birthchart shows a lot more of wanting to get humanity to evolve where gojos looks more like a POWERFUL cog in the machine 
Yap: Gege basically made this for women I’m sorry boys but why all the beautiful men & perfectly written women & relationships maybe it’s just a rare case where the mangaka actually knows women (or gege is a woman 🤗) & how all the dudes fit a Yaoi archetype & the women,,, they’re perfect & cute & not sexualized (other than maki in jjk0 & the glasses girl in ep 1 getting groped) but everything else is just hot w/o taking ur clothes off kinda energy & thats INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT w everything else going on 
You think something broke in Meimei when she said she wanted to be comforted and Gojo was like bruh I was joking 🙃 
Kirara and Uranme’s gender is yes 👍🏼 
Geto raising the girls as a 17-18yr old is insane same age as Megumi and gojo so for how long was Geto their dad? Inbetween 10 years but when did the girls realize that that wasn’t their dad anymore? I’m guessing Kenny can remember the vessel he takes overs memory or does something to their brain to replace it w him
I doubt a male mangaka can write good women (mostly bc of the stereotype that they’re shut ins but also from just reading/watching with my own eyes and being a woman myself) and add them in correctly, though the thing is in jjk they’re all just in a world but in Naruto and berserk and stuff she’s the add in into /their/ world where they keep fighting bc they miss each other and she gotta be used and a pillar for them or an excuse like Nobara and shoko weren’t used like that by satsug and itafushi they were their own ppl w their own sh like don’t get me wrong vasca and Sakura also were their own people but they really were given the bottom of the barrel sh bc of the dudes decisions. Shoko and Nobara strictly did what they wanted instead of falter to men
They’re literally all kids it doesn’t matter if some are weaker or useless, imagine a god/demon came here rn like the strongest will survive/fight you have to also apply the “weak characters” to irl bc I bet you they’re still stronger than most of us (miwa, Kamo, idk about momo still but she been w them I can’t doubt her skill just cause they had POWERFUL enemies
Gojo not being able to drink makes sense no drugs to impair his power and eyes (maybe lightweight maybe uncontrollable drunk and no one’s really ready or able to control that) 
Gojo isn’t coming back and he wouldn’t bc he half assed the fight and now he’s with his love and everyone has to fend for themselves now 
I like to think Gojo had Megumi and tsumiki, Geto had Nanako and Mimiko and nanami had Nobara and Yuuji in this preschool/parent AU (tojis gojos ex baby daddy) 
All of them are taller than me other than momo and Nobara. (Im 5’4” so gojos 10 years older and a foot taller 🫣) 
In one of Geges book covers it has Gojo in the winter w pink camellias and those flowers mean ily even after death and that flower is also specifically for the birthday feb3 (Geto’s) AGAIN WHY I THINK GEGES A WOMAN RAHHHHH
Maki, Mai, Toji, Kamo, Kokichi were all raised w no love like at all. Yuta had it good til 11, Miwa, yuuji and megumi never fully had it good, todo, Toge (?), Panda, momo, and nobara were just chillin.
HOW DID NOBARA COME UP WITH HER TECHNIQUE THEYRE ALL EMO BITCHES SHE WAS LITERALLY 16 FOR 2 MONTHS BEFORE HER FACE BLAST
SHE WAS SO YOUNG HOW DID SHE COME UP WITH HAMMERING NAILS INTO HERSELF WHAT
Uranme and Kirara go by (they/them)
Gojo and Geto were soulmates no matter the relationship
Utahime, Shoko, Momo, Mai and Nobara all like girls 
Gojo knew Geto for the short amount of time but thought of him for 5x longer.
Megumi’s been without his sister for 1.5 years so she went into a coma when he was 13, his 2nd-3rd year of junior high)
  Mai and maki didn’t know about Toji and Megumi until that year (2018)
Kenjaku planted the first finger at Yuuji’s school by Nanako and Mimiko (they’re the same age) hence why thanking Satsuki for taking care of his son
The person Rika is gone, her cursed spirit is what remains (an embodiment of her love/the curse yuta placed on her)
Yuta is wrong for using Rika and forgetting about his promise and why she’s even there for 6 YEARS then yelling at her about Maki 
Shoko started smoking in high school and stopped about 5 years ago, but started again when she heard Geto was alive again. 
Sukuna has 6 mouths, 4 arms, 4 legs, many eyes, and lactates. 
Choso, Yuuji, Kamo, Todo, and Yuki are all “brothers” by blood or not idc i love their lil weirdo family.
Toji was a good dad, dealt the worst hand, everything going down so the best way to protect his kids is to give them to people who can kill curses and teach them about sorcery. 
Nobara and Yuuji have the same friendship as Power and Denji, Nami and Franky/Luffy/Usopp
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hey I'm pretty new to gaylor stuff and am just wondering, why are the daisy socks important? Just wannna know how crazy I should be going over this lol
Hi and welcome to the gaylorverse!! 🤗 The daisies are one of the most obvious pieces of gaylor/kaylor evidence and they were the nail in the coffin for me when I first fell down the rabbit hole 🌼
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It all started when Karlie and Taylor took a trip to Big Sur, California in early March 2014. They took a bunch of pics of their trip and this daisy makes a cameo in many of them (you can search “big sur” on my blog to read more abt it). The most important of these pics is the one where Karlie tags Taylor as the daisy on the dashboard and captions it w “best road trip ever.” This is referenced in Don’t Blame Me—“I once was poison ivy but now I’m your daisy.” Also “trip of my life” is a double entendre here bc she’s not only talking abt tripping on drugs but also abt this road trip. To add more evidence to this theory the original handwritten lyrics include a drawing of a daisy that looks exactly like the one on the dashboard w the same positioning and all.
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Plus Karlie was a literal VS angel hence all the angel/heaven imagery in Don’t Blame Me and many other songs—“Halo hiding my obsession / I would fall from grace just to touch your face / Lord save me” // “Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes” // “I know heaven’s a thing, I go there when you touch me,” etc. And when she was making the song (1:00 of this vid) she said she wanted it to sound religious.
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She mentioned in this vid that she has repeatedly used clothing and jewelry as easter eggs over the yrs which is why the daisy socks are a big deal. She’s extremely intentional w everything she does (she’s a mastermind after all) so it’s unlikely this is all a coincidence. She still uses daisies in her art and wears lots of clothes w daisies to this day which is one of many indicators that they probs haven’t broken up. Here’s a great post showing many of these instances. Here are some other times she’s worn daisies: (x)(x)(x)(x). There are countless other times daisies have shown up but I don’t have time to cover them all.
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Fletcher and Kelsea Ballerini, who are Taylor’s friends and were invited to her after party not long ago, also took a trip to Big Sur in 2022 where they took a pic identical to the 2015 Vogue photoshoot pic and Polaroid shown above. This photoshoot was a recreation of their 2014 Big Sur trip. See here and here. This issue was released on Galentines Day, the same day Style was released as a single.
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Also, Girl in Red recently mentioned at the eras tour that Serotonin, which has the lyrics “put me in a field with daisies,” was Taylor’s most listened to song. Taylor gifted her a painting she made w these exact lyrics.
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littlejuicebox · 7 months
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Remember how it feels to have a heartbeat
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Chapter number: Six Themes: BG3, slow burn, original female character x astarion, dialogue heavy, canon adjacent behavior, angst, feelings realization, trauma, the slighest of smuts in this one Masterlist: Click here. Song inspiration: "Two Ghosts" - Harry Styles Notes: Don't do drugs, kids. :) I probably need to make some edits, and I will, but I wanted this up before the weekend and it's been a crazy work week. I wrote two different versions of this chapter and settled on something somewhere in between. The next chapter will prob be the one you're all waiting for.
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Astarion was ripped out of his trance by the Shar-worshipper before dawn; the rude awakening left him thoroughly perturbed. Shadowheart hadn’t allowed the vampire more than a quick breakfast of squirrel before she hauled the entire group out of camp, snapping orders every step of the way.  Gods, he couldn’t wait until Wren was reinstated as group leader and the cleric could go back to being the ranger's unofficial second in command. The pale elf was certain this temporary change in leadership would cause a mutiny, led by him, if balance weren’t reinstated soon.
The bog was quiet when they began their journey toward the goblin camp; the last few fireflies bid their farewells with a twinkle of lights dotting the horizon. The pale elf brooded, lamenting the thought that the world was still asleep, and yet here they were, trudging through the mud to save some fool that got himself locked up in a goblin camp. Survival of the fittest would never win as long as the merry band of misfits insisted on being do-gooders... and the rogue was, much to his disappointment, always outvoted.
“Frankly, Shadowheart… it seems a waste of a lockpicking kit.” Astarion mumbled through a yawn, rubbing at his scarlet eyes, cursing himself for not going to bed sooner. The excitement of last night kept him up for longer than he'd intended; part of him had desired to crash back into Wren's tent and take her then and there. The other part sat frozen in place, unsure what his next move should be. She had taken the chess game he’d been playing and flipped the board, scattering its pieces about and leaving him at a loss. Over 200 years of life hadn’t quite prepared him for this.
Did he actually like this woman? Had she accidentally become more than a pawn in his chess game? If he went back into that tent, would he still just be toying with her... and what would come of that when they got to Baldur's Gate? Was he to introduce his new girlfriend to his vampire overlord and expect that they would be one big happy family? Gods, the entire thing was ridiculous, and the rogue knew he had more pressing matters at hand, like a damned parasite and an obsessed master, for instance... but all his thoughts contained the smell of strawberries and cinnamon. 'You really are an idiot spawn.'
“We spoke to Volo when we did our reconnaissance mission, while you were off playing bucket brigade with Karlach.” Shadowheart huffed, “If we can get him out alive, there is a chance he can restore Wren’s vision. He showed us a magic eye that he’d hidden from the goblins and he says he knows how to install it in Wren. Gale examined it; it’s legitimate.”
At this delicious piece of information, Astarion practically beamed. One step closer to getting his favorite companion back in action and ceasing the militant behavior of the shar-worshipper... this was the best news he'd had since he found himself able to walk in the sun. The pale elf dramatically draped his arm around Shadowheart and smiled. “Darling, I’m suddenly overcome with the urge to kiss you.”
“Please don’t.” The cleric grumbled, shrugging away from the vampire's touch and rolling her eyes up at the heavens. She was probably praying to Shar to smite the vampire where he stood. Or, at least to smite him after the lock on Volo's prison cell was broken. "I truly believe I would rather kiss a goblin."
Astarion sighed, pouting at the cleric. Everyone lacked humor when Wren wasn't around; it was so dreadfully boring. “If you insist, dear... but you don't know what you're missing."
The vampire picked up the pace with renewed interest in the plan. His strides became longer, and suddenly he was ahead of the rest of the group, ready to throw himself into the action. Once Wren was back in the game, they could get out of the bog and back into doing his favorite thing... drawing blood. The rogue spun his dagger between deft fingers, practically giddy as the first rays of sunlight burst into the sky. "I suppose it is quite a beautiful day for a jailbreak."
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In the mid-morning, Wren stirred from her sleep to discover a barren camp; to her disappointment, she was greeted by an overly chipper Gale and a sulking Lae'zel. The archer’s heart sank when she realized she would have to spend another day out of action and withstand being babysat by the Gith woman…. again. She had originally intended to pass time with target practice, but after a flurry of misaligned arrows the ranger quickly called it quits, too frustrated with herself to continue. It was painful to suddenly be so poor at a skill that had once been as natural to her as breathing. As she haphazardly shoved arrows back into her quiver, the half-elf inwardly chastised herself for her own stupidity and irrationality causing her to lose an eye and throw off her aim. ‘Damn the Gur and damn my own stupidity.’
“Darling, I’m home!” The vampire called as he tore through the tree line, the exclamation directed perhaps toward no one in particular, perhaps toward Wren. He was nearly skipping as he made his way to the center of camp, the rogue's jovial mood an odd juxtaposition to the dots of crimson splattered across his face. He gravitated to the half-elf woman and took a deep breath of humid bog air as he pulled a final arrow from the target and handed it to her, eyes twinkling with post-battle excitement. “Oh, how I adore the smell of spilt blood in the morning… and have I got quite the surprise for you, little bird.”
“Have WE got quite the surprise for you.” Shadowheart interjected, rolling her eyes at the vampire as Lae’zel sauntered over from her tent to undo the straps of the cleric's armor. “Don’t think I’ll let you run away with all the credit, Astarion. You merely picked the lock.”
Wren's attention turned from her quiver to the silver-haired elf as she looked him over for injury. He was in too good a mood to be that badly wounded, but she'd grown so used to having knowledge of his status during battle that the flecks of blood on his person unnerved her. The lack of control she'd experienced over the past few days was infuriating. This, paired with the piss-poor target practice, had soured the ranger's state of mind; she was in no mood for surprises or games. Instead, Wren crossed her arms, eyes narrowed. “You didn’t say anything when you left this morning.”
“My sweet, forgive me and my poor manners but your beloved Shar-worshipper left no time for such social graces this morning." Astarion responded with a good-natured eye roll, not fully sure why the half-elf was upset with him, but assuming it was because he'd left her tent so abruptly last night. He'd been nearly as upset with himself at the time, truth be told. The rogue used a small pout of his lips as an all-encompassing apology, hoping to smooth the beautiful little bird's ruffled feathers; he didn't particularly enjoy the feeling of not being in her favor. But, he was in far too good a mood after a successful jailbreak and a few severed goblins to really let it ruin him and shrugged off her glare. She would forgive him in mere moments, once she understood the gift they’d brought.
Karlach and Wyll now entered the camp, escorting an eccentric man who appeared so out of place in the wilds that Wren chuckled on the spot, forgetting all about her brief quarrel with the rogue. Volo made his way up to the half-elf woman and introduced himself, all pomp and circumstance. The bard made some off-color joke about the Gur having taken "an eye for an eye" literally and Astarion bristled, tongue ready to lash Volo for the offense. He was interrupted by a burst of laughter and was shocked to discover the noise had come from Wren.
'What an unpredictable, dark and twisted woman...' The vampire mused as he turned his attentions and assisted his campmates with preparations. His hands meticulously smoothed at the blanket Wyll draped over an oblong boulder. Shadowheart began piling various tools and tinctures onto the rock, slapping the vampire's hands away as he reached out to examine a particularly interesting vial.
Volo was explaining the magical eye and the installation process to Wren as the camp bustled around them. The little bird listened intently, eyebrows furrowed in a look between confusion and trepidation. She considered everything for a moment before shrugging, "Hells, not like I can be blinded twice in the same eye."
Astarion examined the boulder's set up suspiciously before turning to Wren, clapping his hands together in an impatient chop-chop. “Well, come on then, darling. Let’s give it a go.”
As the sharp tool made its way towards her eye, Wren began to panic, and grasped desperately at the bard's wrist. Shadowheart offered a calm emotions spell and the half-elf accepted, releasing Volo's arm as visions of squirrels and red eyes crinkling in laughter flooded her mind, wrapping her in a blanket of comfort.
At the little bird's spell-drunk request, Astarion scooted closer to the boulder and held her limp, drugged, hand, his gaze completely averted. Karlach settled on a boulder nearby and gave Astarion a knowing look, pointedly mouthing "your girl" before cackling at the eyeful of daggers the rogue shot her way. Everyone else hung much further back, interested in the results but unwilling to come close to the scene.
Volo’s “surgery” was quite a grotesque affair. Shadowheart, always the miracle-worker, despite her claims otherwise, did everything she could with drugs and spells to reduce the pain. Wren barely registered a dull throb as the bard scooped her necrotic eye out of its socket with a slimy pop. To everyone’s disappointment, the blue-clad man made an unsuccessful attempt to extract the wriggling parasite before he placed the magic eye in Wren’s barren socket.
“Welcome to the one-eyed club!” Wyll cheered, raising a glass of wine to the half-elf as she sat up, clutching the side of her head.
“So?! Don't leave us all in suspense, what’s the verdict?” Astarion asked, an edge to his voice that Wren couldn’t quite identify.
The ranger sat silent for a moment, turning her head to look about the camp. Her expression was vacant as she examined her surroundings, switching her focus from the faces of her friends to the edges of the camp, where small yellow marigolds dotted the tree line. She could see everything with exceptional clarity and turned to beam at the vampire that had been watching her with bated breath. "I think it was a success."
Half a week’s worth of stress melted from Astarion's face and turned him back into the playful, silver-haired rake. He practically glowed. “Wonderful news, darling! I was really hoping we wouldn’t have to slaughter another man in the middle of our camp. The clean up last time was quite awful, you know.”
The camp was alight with happiness as soon as the procedure was declared a success; Volo was thanked profusely and invited to spend the night before heading his own way. Everyone began chattering all at once about the information they'd gathered, Halsin's location within the camp, and all the ideas they had for breaking him free.
Wren declared herself fit for battle with a few perfectly placed arrows on the target that had seen only misfires earlier that same day. Hours rushed by as the group busied itself with preparations, all focused on getting closer to finding a way to rid themselves of the parasite. Astarion left to hunt as the sun began to kiss the horizon goodnight, but Wren noticed, with some sort of childlike embarrassment, that he'd returned to sit by her and read in relative silence as she ate her dinner and prepared a few more arrows for her quiver.
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After everyone called it an early evening, Wren lay awake in her tent, walking the tightrope between wakefulness and sleep. Her mind began to wander, and soon it drifted to the lustful events from the night prior. The sound of Astarion’s gasp when she’d touched his ear had ignited a fire inside her, the feeling of his lips on hers stoking the flames. The grip he’d had on her forearm caused her still sore layers of bone and muscle to radiate stabs of pain down her nerves and quelled the passion between them almost instantly. Before Wren could assure the vampire she'd been okay, the moment fizzled out and he was gone, leaving her a hot mess that she’d had to handle herself. The ranger silently cursed her bruises and the missed opportunity as she drifted to sleep, the embers of that fire still glowing within her psyche.
The familiar croaking of frogs and chirping of cicadas welcomed the half-elf as she rustled out of her bedroll a mere hour later, drenched in sweat. Had she experienced a nightmare or a memory? She couldn’t be sure. Much of the time after she'd married Kol was covered in a fuzzy film; the memories were a blur the woman couldn't ever pull from the fog. The flashes from her sleep, all violent jolts of lightening and screaming, left a pit in her stomach and a sudden, urgent need to escape the confines of her tent. The pre-battle jitters were surely getting to the ranger... she just needed to relax.
The little bird dug through her pack and pulled out both a pipe and small sachet of fragrant herbs she’d snatched from the Druid Grove. Seconds later she was stoking the final embers of the campfire, coaxing it back into a small flame. The stillness of camp and the hushed snores of her companions provided an odd sort of comfort; just a few puffs and she would head right back to bed.
Wren packed the pipe with the herbal mix, whispering a small thanks to Halsin and a promise to break him out of the goblin camp as a thank you. She lit the contents of the bowl and lifted the stem of the pipe to her lips, dragging a long, deep inhale of smoke into her lungs. Hazy rings of gray floated through the air as she exhaled and looked up towards the star-speckled sky.
“Couldn't sleep?"
His voice startled her; she’d nearly dropped the pipe. Wren was always remarkably quiet in her approach, but Astarion had her beat... he was silent. Deadly. She spun to look at the vampire; one eye that familiar shade of honey and one eye a shocking blue-green. His eyebrow arched, amusement playing at the edges of his mouth as he sauntered over to her. "I didn’t peg you as a smoker, little bird.”
Another drag off the pipe and the ranger shrugged as the comforting rush of warmth floated through her, the intoxicants flooding her system. “I’m entitled to a little fun before I march into a deathmatch, aren’t I? Blame Halsin and Nettie for leaving it out… or thank them, I suppose.”
Wren proffered the pipe to the rogue with a small wiggle. He took it from his female companion and inhaled as he sat down next to her, gaze focused on the night sky. The silence between them spread, warm and comfortable, a direct parallel to the sensation spreading throughout their psyches as the druidic herbs worked their magic. The half-elf turned to the vampire, head cocked as she analyzed his profile. She eyed, with some small measure of adoration, the straight bridge of his nose that turned into a perfect point, the soft curls that weaved around pointed ears, and the nasolabial folds that framed his near-perfect lips.
“Like what you see, darling?” The rogue taunted, a cocky smirk playing across his lips as he took another drag from the pipe and turned to meet her eyes with a lifted brow. He passed the pipe into waiting hands, locked into the spell of her gaze as she analyzed him through half-drooped lids, pupils blown wide.
“What color were your eyes before they changed?” Wren responded, her voice soft, almost sleepy.
“I… well, I don’t know. I can’t remember.” Astarion murmured, brows knitted together as he searched his memories; he hadn't thought about it in 200 years, and no one else had ever asked such a question. His heart dropped. The pale-elf shook his head and scoffed in frustration; his lips pulled back in a sneer. “I don’t know what my face looks like at all. I haven't seen my reflection since I was turned."
The ranger stared at him, part of her admiring, part of her pitying, but all of her fully doped. In truth, Astarion’s face looked like it had been carved out of marble by the gods. But the little bird knew from all his stories that the people he’d lured to Cazador had always seen the vampire as attractive. That had been his entire identity for over 200 years and his greatest weapon.
Wren knew she could tell her companion that he was beautiful... it was the objective truth. But her gut made her think that wasn’t the answer he truly wanted to hear. It was too one-dimensional, predictable, and easy; he would never ask, but he wanted something else. All pretense melted away as the glow of the medicinals lit her up inside and her freckled hand reached out to run a thin pointer finger down the bridge of Astarion's nose. The vampire snapped his head to look at her, face tensed, lip still slightly sneered, almost offended, mouth open to chastise her before she interrupted him, one finger covering his lips.
“You have a very straight nose bridge,” she murmured, before moving her finger to cross his upper lip. “Your top lip is just slightly larger than your bottom lip, and they both seem to be perpetually stuck in a smirk.”
Astarion relaxed, still confused but no longer offended, as her finger grazed along his face, tracing the contours of a visage he could no longer see. She continued to trace along his face, examining him intently. He tilted his chin up slightly, suddenly quite flattered by the amount of attention she bestowed upon him and, unbeknownst to himself, yearning for her touch. Wren brushed her hand along the elf's eyebrows and then over his eyes, causing his lids to flutter as she grazed against white eyelashes.
“Your hair is a beautiful silver-gray, like moonlight. Your eyes are a shade of deep crimson... like the wine you adore so much. And they are rather round when you aren’t busy glaring at or judging someone; they can be quite soft and portray all manner of emotions. I think they may be my favorite part of your face.” She murmured, pausing for just a moment before continuing, almost coy. “Save, perhaps…” She dragged her hand through his curls and then daintily pulled her finger up the helix of his ear, tracing the pointed pinna with the gentlest of touches. "Save perhaps this part right here."
She’d stolen Astarion's breath away with ease as her finger grazed against his ear. The pale elf felt that familiar flush of desire rise up again, spurred on by the fresh blood from his evening hunt. He exhaled slowly and closed his eyes, letting Wren trace circles along his ear. Their sensitivity had been enhanced by the powerful herbs running through his system and he basked in the thrilling sensation her touch sent through him.
“Darling, I’m not quite sure you know what that does to me.” He murmured, his voice just above a whisper but laced with excitement. His eyes snapped open when he heard Wren’s response, her lips skimming his ear, hot breath tickling him on the exhale.
“Oh, I do.” She whispered just before enveloping his ear in her mouth and shocking a gasp from the rogue, so similar to the one he'd uttered last night that it set her body aflame. “And I’m not as fragile as you think I am, either.”
At that tempting invitation, Astarion turned and crashed his lips into hers once more, desperate to drown in the familiar taste. Strawberries and smoke rings flooded his senses. Wren eagerly responded to his advances, her lips parting to welcome his tongue as he delved into her mouth, fraught with the desire to explore its depths. His hand found her hip, where he grasped as the kiss deepened, unleashing the tides of their mutual arousal.
Astarion broke away from the half-elf's lips and trailed kisses down her neck, just behind her ear, extracting a low, satisfied purr from the ranger. His hand walked the distance from her hip up to her chest before cupping the underside of her breast with long, pale fingers. The thin material of her chemise aided the rogue in finding the centrally located nub on her pert breasts. He teased Wren's nipple between thin, dexterous fingers and pulled a keening sound from her lips, the sound so deliciously tempting that his entire mind fixed itself on forcing that noise from her once more.
"Little bird..." The pale elf whispered, voice all gravel and lust as he continued his ministrations and the gentle kisses he placed along her neck, teeth just grazing his favorite spot where her pulse fluttered with excitement. "I could devour you right here and now, but perhaps we should make our way to your tent."
Wren pulled the rogue into another kiss before grabbing his hand and practically running to her tent, both of them half-stumbling in their intoxicated state. What further surprises did the two of them have in store for one another? The night was still young, and had much to tell.
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petersbaby · 2 years
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You can’t stay? - soft/subby Billy x reader
The premise for this was derived from a fic that I read called “being good” by @roanniom!
Warnings: male and female masturbation, mommy kink, alcohol/drinking mention and drunkenness
A/N: I can’t stop making Billy soft. I can’t help it 😫 I’ll try next time to make him act more like his character. Bro has mommy issues so he probs has a mommy kink. Just a guess, a mere speculation lol. AHHH I don’t know how I feel about this one but if it’s cringey, I have to embrace the cringe and own it.
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It was about 1:00 in the morning and you were done babysitting your drunk boyfriend at this random house party. You decide it’s time to go. You come up to him to pull on his arm, to tell him to get to the car so you can drive him home. He was the type of person who couldn’t just have one drink, he couldn’t drink casually. He went all out, particularly when it came to beer kegs. You most often opted not to drink at these parties, just to be sure billy got home safely. He is, unfortunately, the type of dumbass who would attempt to drive under the influence.
It was quite iffy, what would happen. Sometimes, when he’s drunk, he turns sweet and super clingy, maybe even a little emotional. Other times, he gets rowdy, hyper. He could also get boisterous and angry, picking fights with random guys for no reason other than to assert his dominance and remind everyone how he can and will kick ass any time.
Tonight, you could tell you were getting the first option. He came with no problem, letting you pull him out of the party and out to the car. You let go of his wrist, trusting him to follow you, but he doesn’t like that. He immediately reaches for your hand and holds it in his as you walk.
You get to the car, he plops down in the passenger seat while you go around to the drivers side to start the car. It was a little chilly, so you turned on the heat and billy holds his big hands up to the vents to warm his freezing fingers and you smile. Once he was satisfied, he reached into his jacket pocket and dug for his pack of cigarettes as you drove. He lights one, taking a big hit and slumping back into his seat.
“You know the deal, Hargrove. Give me one, be nice and share.” You hold out your hand and he hesitates at first but pulls another out to hand it to you, then the lighter. You figure it’s the least he can do for you driving him home and watching him like a kid. You lit your cigarette, tossing the lighter in the middle console.
“What’s wrong?” He asks, genuine confusion in his voice, eyebrows knitted together. You look over and chuckle slightly at him. He has a worried expression on his face.
“What do you mean, pretty boy?”
“You sounded…you just seemed…mad. Did I do something wrong?” He questions.
“I’m not mad. Promise.”
You spend the rest of the drive reassuring him.
You finally pull up to his house, a shitty trailer in the same park as Eddie’s. It looked like nobody was home. You made sure you got him to the door, and told him you loved him and would talk to him tomorrow. He looks as if you had just broken his heart when you say goodbye. It was a rare instance where his parents weren’t home, so you had just assumed he would want the place to himself. Probably to listen to music really, really loud.
“You can’t stay?” He asks sadly.
“Oh, I mean- I can, I just didn’t know if you wanted me to.”
He responds by taking your hand and pulling you through the front door as you giggle in surprise. He has the wit to lock the door behind you both and he starts towards his room. You tell him you’ll be right there, knowing he wants to be cuddled and probably have you play with his hair. It was rare to see such a soft side to him and you treasured every minute of it, so you were glad to.
He wasn’t ever mean to you, but always sort of on edge, something that had come naturally built in from living the life he’s had. It was good to see him just relax, let his guard down from time to time. You grab a cup out of the cabinet and make him a glass of tap water, carefully coming to his room and not spilling any. When you arrive, he’s kicking off his jeans, struggling just a little bit which made you laugh. He looks up at you.
“Can’t get these- fuckin’ things off..”
“Just sit down and pull them off. You’re just standing, trying to balance on one leg and it isn’t working.” You suggest.
He does, and that works quickly. He kicks them away, sitting back on the bed.
“Here. Drink this.” You give him the water, ready to hear him protest about how he doesn’t need it. This time he doesn’t, immediately drinking it all down like he’d been stranded in a desert for days. He sets down the empty cup on his nightstand and crawls into bed. You kick your shoes off, climbing in next to him. You were tired enough in that moment to drift away right there, but you were pulled back to reality by your clingy boyfriend.
He opens his arms and you settle into them, resting your head on his chest with your own arms wrapped around his torso in a lazy hug. You sit that way for a little while, the otherwise silent air being filled with bugs chirping and trilling outside and faint music and television playing from somebody’s house.
Eventually, he sighs dramatically and you pull away.
“What??” You ask, pretending to be annoyed.
“Want a kiss.”
You smile, pressing one onto his lips. When you tried to disconnect from him, he grabbed your face and held you there, kissing you deeper. It gets hot and heavy really fast, and before you know it you’re breathless and panting for air in between kisses only to meet his lips once again, because it felt so good.
Beer and cigarettes don’t sound like a good taste, but just because it was him, it was amazing. You must’ve made out for five minutes straight before he takes one of your hands. You try to interlace your fingers with his, innocently thinking he wanted to hold hands. Naïve. Instead, he starts to guide it down further and further until it reaches his crotch, and you immediately feel the massive hard-on he has. You pull your hand back, and he whines in disapproval.
“I’m sorry, we can’t. You’re fucked up.”
“I am not, swear I’m not. Need you.” He was pretty evidently still drunk.
“You are. Shouldn’t have kissed you like that, got you all worked up.” You lean over to kiss him on the cheek and cuddle up again, hoping he forgets about it. He doesn’t, though, because his hand returns to that place, palming his cock through the thin fabric of his boxers in which it was basically standing up.
He lazily touches himself, grunting and whining here and there as he searches for relief.
“Please, help me, mommy.”
Your instinct takes over once hearing that word.
“Poor thing, so desperate, aren’t you?” You coo.
“Y-yes..”
“Well like I just said, mommy can’t touch you right now.”
“Fuck, I need you to. Please.”
“No. Gotta touch yourself. You can do that, yeah? Looks like you already are.”
“Not enough.” He complains.
“Okay, pretty baby, here’s what we can do. You want a visual aid?”
“Please.”
“Good boy. Good manners.” You speak softly to him, moving to sit in front of him. The room is dim but still glowy, light from the street lamps shining through the bedroom window mixed with moonlight. He pulls his cock out of his boxers through the hole in the middle, that you had never actually seen anyone use. You shake away from that thought and focus back onto him, sweaty and desperate and just waiting for your next move.
“Give me your hand,” you instruct, and he holds it out. You let a good amount of saliva pool in your mouth before spitting, letting it drip down onto the palm of his hand which he brings to his dick and starts fully stroking himself.
“Lemme see you, please..”
You pull your sweater over your head, taking your bralette with it, exposing your bare chest to his needy eyes and he strokes faster.
“Doing so good. Just imagine it’s me you’re fucking instead of your fist, go faster. Harder.”
He groans at your words and continues, and you start to become aware of how horny this is making you to watch.
You wished nothing more than to jump on him, slide down onto his cock and bounce on it, but you couldn’t do that morally. You were all about consent, it was an important thing but you wanted to help him how you could without taking advantage of him. This was the next best thing. You move to stand up, pushing your pants down your legs and returning to your spot, sitting down and spreading your legs.
“Fuck.” He comments when he catches a glimpse of your sticky cunt beneath turquoise lace.
“Wanna cum with you, pretty boy, okay?”
“Mh…mhm.” He nods. You can tell he’s putting every last bit of focus and strength he has to do this. You slip your hand between your legs, pushing your panties to the side and circling your clit a few times. You feel like you’re already close somehow with barely any stimulation just from how hot it was to watch him do this to himself. You moan out loud for him to hear, and he loves the sound, just like he always does. The sound of your voice makes him shut his eyes in bliss but he quickly opens them back up when he remembers what he was missing by doing that.
His gaze is laser focused on your wet cunt, you could feel his eyes boring into your heated center as you slipped down further and dipped a finger into your hole. You start with your middle finger, it disappears inside you with ease in the blink of an eye and you quickly add a second finger to it.
You watch the desperate, whining, and sweating mess of a boy in front of you while fucking yourself with your fingers faster and faster, curling them every now and then. The sounds that filled the air between the both of you were disgusting, obscenely wet. You feel like you could do this forever, or at least until you feel an orgasm starting to creep up on you. You pull your soaked fingers out of your pussy and back up to your clit, rubbing quick circles over it.
“Fuck, gonna cum.” He chokes out.
“Wait on me, I’m close too.” You respond, eyes focused on his fist flying up and down his shaft with fervor until you fall over the edge, moaning out and throwing your head back. Even though you didn’t have time to give him the verbal cue, he couldn’t hold it any more. Watching you fall apart, he busts his load and it spills out and impressive amount all over his hand and drips down it to soak the fabric of his boxers.
He looks up at you with lust clouded eyes fading away and you catch your breath.
“You did so good.” You praise him. You look down to where he still had his hand wrapped around himself, unsure what to do with the mess he made.
“C’mon, you should take a shower. Just a quick one, at least, okay?”
“Ughhh” he groans, his sleepy eyes already starting to flutter shut.
“I’ll take one with you.”
That brought him back, and he hops up to follow you to the bathroom. You roll your eyes and smile, knowing that would work to entice him.
You both remove the underwear you had on and you wait for the water to get hot, testing the temperature with your hand before getting in. When it’s to your liking, you step in, and he steps in right behind you.
You let the water rush down the front of your body, and over your face. You close your eyes, reveling in the warmth, and a pair of rough and chiseled arms wrapping around your waist from behind. You lean back into the embrace, letting your head rest back onto his shoulder.
Once you’re both done, you wrap yourself in a towel and then toss one to him, leaving him in the bathroom while you head to his room to find an outfit to steal. You find a pair of dark grey sweatpants, and you slip them on, tying the drawstring tight around your waist.
Then, you search for a shirt that isn’t ripped or sleeveless, which was hard. You did, though, finding an old Chevy graphic tee and pulling it on. You get back into his bed, truly worn out now, and drift away to sleep.
Billy had stayed in the bathroom crying his hair for a while but finally came back to you, seeing that you were already asleep so he tried to quietly find some clean clothes to put on. Once he does, he slips into the bed next to you, wrapping his arms around you tight. He fell asleep faster than he ever could before when he had you next to him.
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stormblessed95 · 1 year
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Here to tell the whole world to stop living through some rom-com style, heteronormative fantasy of Jikook. Last night’s live seems to be such a big deal for so many of you and I am here like, buddy?? You all really thought ,one fine day, JK would wake up and be like, my ring finger has JM on it, as in JIMIN??? If they are in fact a couple, there’s simply no way they will come out any time soon, if at all. Jk is 25, he’s very successful, but he’s still very young with at least two decades of career ahead. JM is just 27, known as the idol’s idol, pretty much acknowledged as a role model for the idol space. They live in Korea, and the current regime is anything but pro LGBTQIA+. As many sus moments as we have seen, they are still in the CLOSET, if they are intact together? They aren’t gonna kiss each other in public and make it official you no? At least not for the foreseeable future.
I can’t emphasise this enough- it may seem all sunshine and rainbows, because we all are wearing tinted glasses, but being queer in a queerphobic country with cameras on you 24*7 isn’t even remotely fun. It’s even harder if you have images to live up to and roles to play. As someone who has been living in Asia, I can promise you, the tables would turn so fast if they even approach the subject. They were just recently Busan expo ambassadors? You know that means practically having supremely close connections with the government? Their families, the communities they are a part of, the group, the company, everyone would have to face such strong repercussions. I am a nobody and my nonhet sexuality is a nightmare to navigate. I have lost friends and families over it. Imagine doing that while being hella popular?
Just wish them happiness and move on. If they are together, they are. We have no control over it, only over the narrative. Please just please don’t expect a mega coming of age film. It’s embarrassing. We have no right to be hurt because he said what he said. Either it is the truth or he’s trying to protect something. Either ways, respect it. Also, they are K-pop artists after all, of course they are very globally renowned, but after all they are K-pop stars. Their narratives, their medium, their stories, we will never have first hand access to. We are seeing them through a tunnel, because we just don’t have access to many things. For instance, JM is so so popular in SK and many other Asian countries and pretty much receives endless love. Like the culture minister of the country says “everyone knows JIMIN”. He isn’t tortured or tired, he’s very loved and he knows it. JK just because first Korean artist to perform at WC, he’s made the country very proud. We see them as these characters in this world, they aren’t. They are full people, with agency. Let them do what they want to. Twitter is vile and bullies playground. But that doesn’t make it a reality. They get hate, and they probs see it. But they also get love and know it.
Meant to post this yesterday. Sorry I'm late anon. Jikook distracted me 🥰
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minimoefoe · 4 days
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Rewatch Thoughts: Dot and Bubble
 It was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie shrivelled little short dick man don’t want don’t want don’t want-
Why would there be a slug in Lindy’s flat? There wouldn’t be. It’s a good shot or whatever tho
Why is the news being projected on buildings when everyone is in their bubble and presumably can’t see or hear it
If the dot is evil the whole time then why is it letting Lindy talk to the Doctor and Ruby
Her not knowing how to walk without the arrows is pretty funny and like, I don’t think it’s necessary unrealistic bc going from walking in the bubble seemingly all day every day to not would probs fuck with your balance. But she gets over it so quick that it doesn’t really work idk
So did the dots mess with the force field and let the evil slugs in? Or did the dots actually just make the slugs? Either option is stupid when the dots can just insta-kill ppl, I'm just wondering
The way Millie talks sometimes is like she’s just saying things kinda half-assed almost and not Committing to Saying Words. I really don’t know how to explain it but it annoys me
Them recognizing Susan Twist is fine imo idk like. Whatever. Makes sense. Interesting that Ruby seems to have mild 73 Yards memories
‘I thought you looked the same’ is the defo the most obvious instance of Lindy being twatty to the Doctor bc she’s racist and not just bc she’s a bit of a prat to everyone
‘He is gonna be so disciplined, I can’t wait’ is also crazy
‘YOU STILL HAVE BATTERY PROBLEMS?!’ lmao
So why does Lindy’s dot suddenly have charge again
‘Ok heart-stopper’ was cringe. Their general obsession with Ricky was cringe
Why do they act like alphabetic order is so insane like lord talk about an overreaction. It’s not that wild. Actually I guess it's wild bc it's so stupid like hy is it alphabetical order anyways. If the dots dislike everyone that much surely they’d be like yeah man just kill whoever you get to first, don’t waste your time wandering around tryna find specific ppl bc we’ve gotta get them in this specific order for no reason
The dots gaining sentience and deciding everyone is annoying and should die is real af but I am still like okay why the slugs when the dots can kill ppl like they killed Ricky. That death was so good imo I really wish the slugs weren’t around and everyone died like that 
If the dot cared about birth surnames it surely woulda killed everyone in that order to begin with and Lindy telling it that wouldn’t have done anything. It’s not like it isn’t info they don’t have, Lindy literally says ‘check your records’ so if they cared, they woulda done that in the first place
Something about seeing Ruby and 15 just in the background for a bit when Lindy got to that place was really cool to me like idk why 
Lindy ur so evil !!
Stop calling your mum mummy you freak
I love the final scene tbh like. I think the moments in the ep could mostly be read as Lindy just being a bitch other than a couple of clear racist ones if you're not really aware of that kind of stuff but that final scene is like oh OKAY and it becomes pretty obvious what's happening
When the ep first aired I wasn't sure about the Doctor still offering to help but I do think it’s very in character for him to want to help ppl regardless of who they are tbh
Ncuti is so fuckin good in that scene, him laughing and being frustrated, not really know wtf to do with himself bc the Doctor has never experienced something like that before. Tbh it’s a nice contrast to 12 punching that racist in Thin Ice. In that ep the racism wasn’t directed at him so he found it very easy to be like fuck you and punch that guy in defense of his friend but with this it’s directed at him and he’s like ????? 
Millie is great in that scene too. Ruby just stood there crying and not really knowing what to say
Overall this ep is kinda boring icl liike. There’s some good moments for sure but most of it is just like.. Okay whatever
Gave the ep 3.5/5 on first watch but I fear it's a 3/5 now
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misc-obeyme · 3 months
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I have. My own thing I made up 😅😅 but anyway— one of my OCs (human) is someone that came to the Devildom/OM world to make sure the exchange program went smoothly (aka doesn’t end up in a whole lot of killing or anything large scale, since it has the potential to ‘affect the natural balance of the OM world’. Being a sort of ‘protector’ is basically her job lol— involves going to other worlds. Anyway cue angst on how she’s not actually supposed to be there, so she strongly believes and any love (positive attention really) or god forbid romantic affections she receives isn’t meant to be for her— it’s like stealing someone’s opportunity (since if she wasn’t there, MC would for instance prob be completely center of attention or get more [x] or such)
Ohhh coming from another world to make sure things don’t get crazy! That’s really interesting! So she’s human but not from the same human world that MC is from? Is it like an alternate timeline or a different dimension maybe?
And wow yeah there is some real angst potential there! Does she ever reconcile with that sense of stealing someone’s opportunity? Like if she fell in love with one of the characters & they show her that since she is there, she was meant to be there just as much as anyone else? Or even that it doesn’t matter because they love her either way??? Or does it stay angsty and she ends up leaving without anything changing? Oooor maybe she does fall in love but she knows she’s gonna have to leave eventually anyway so she doesn’t act on it??? Lol sorry I just see so many options! You don’t have to share of course but I am curious about what happens to her!
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drgstrcowboi · 11 months
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would i let the gang bum a smoke off me
i have mild to moderate brain rot at the moment bc I can’t smoke while I’m sick so here are my unsolicited opinions on whether I’d let the gang bum smokes off me/use my lighter
tw: smoking, cigarettes
[if you’re gonna judge me for being a smoker plz just don’t read and leave me to my misery i know it’s bad for my health]
Darry
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I feel like he’d only ask to bum a smoke if he really needed it because he doesn’t really smoke in the book/movie so I’d def say yes. If he’s hard up enough to ask for one, I’d for sure share.
and I would 100% let him use my lighter and trust that he’d give it back
Sodapop
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yeah I’d probably give him a cig if he asked but I doubt he’d ask bc I smoke marlboro black 100s and he strikes me as someone who likes lighter/menthol cigs
he can borrow my lighter and if he wants it, he can have it. Sodapop can do no wrong, precious little bean.
Ponyboy
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man, I’d feel bad giving him one bc this kid smokes way too much especially for his age. so if I’m feeling particularly responsible, I might say no, especially if Darry was around. but in a lot of instances, yeah I’d share.
he probably has his own lighter tbh but fine whatever he can borrow mine.
Two-Bit
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he can bum a smoke off me any day of the week but he cannot use my lighter bc he would break it and steal it—it in that order.
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Steve
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no. I would share with him only bc it’s smoker code to share. but i kinda feel like Steve and I wouldn’t get along (Aires and Leo) so idk if he’d even dare ask.
he cannot use my lighter for the same reasons as two.
Johnny
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yes. 100% yes. No questions asked. Johnny would be a great smoke break partner and given how much Dallas bums off him, I know he’s gotta be out of cigs all the time.
he can def use my lighter but I kinda hc that Johnny has a really nice zippo that he takes good care of/treasures so he probs wouldn’t need my lighter.
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no. re: my previous post: I wouldn’t share with him bc I think Dal probs doesn’t let other people bum off of him. so it’s like reciprocity I guess?? I mean if he was genuine about how he asked, yeah I’d give him one i mean who can say no to those puppy dog eyes
he cannot use my lighter. he would steal it. wanting to steal the lighter is probably his actual motivation for asking for a cigarette in the first place. oh who am I kidding I’d let him steal my lighter and my heart
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You guys know something else that drives me crazy 👀 when they’re a couple but also not a couple….
Like get this you cuddle then you kiss them, maybe u guys get it one few times 👀 but neither one ever talks about it afterwards cause they don’t want to be the one to cement it or!!! Or! One of them wants it to happen but doesn’t know how the other feels so they choose to stay silent instead. Ugh and don’t get me started on practically living with each other but one of them still has their separate place they paying for even though they don’t even live there half the month🙄.
I KNOW THOUGH todoroki fully believes y’all are soon to be married like- imagine y’all never explicitly say you two are a thing- you are NO cheater but is not cheating when your not together-even if you wouldn’t mind being with Shouto-Like it even! BUT He’s a busy guy. Sure he buys you all sorts of expensive goodies but he’s rich? Isn’t that what people with money do? So why should you think you’re special. Sure you guys have gone and hidden from a few crowds just to get a quickie in after a mission but you know…adrenaline and shit! You’ve probs seen denki and minoru sneak off with a few girls after missions too so what’s the difference??? The difference is they probs wouldn’t get mad if one of their hook ups messed around with someone else. Imagine- you show up at one of your fancy hang outs at one of the newest restaurants (cause once again-he’s rich, all rich people just causally choose candle lit dinners as hang outs right?) sporting some fresh bruises on your neck from an imprompt make out session (cause who doesn’t want you) and why would you hide them? There’s no secrets between besties-Shouto looks absolutely floored, dumbfounded. Please this man is head empty, not processing what he’s seeing. And just abruptly stands up. Your like ??? Bro we just got here what happened? But damn he’s starting to look less confused and more pissed off and now you’re like 🙂…🙃…☹️? Until both of you are quite a bit away from the restaurant and prying eyes does he finally turn to you and Fuck he looks angry. ☹️☹️☹️. “ you cheated on me” ….what? Please, I feel so bad for everyone in this situation. You’re confused and hurt and upset cause wtf you had no idea Shouto even thought of you as anything other then a close friend and Shouto is obviously going through a breakdown and you just barely got him home before he started naming off every single instance he’s ever done something romantic with you-and yeah… okay now that he is making a list it’s pretty obvious-but look you genuinely didn’t know and even though his hurt is very real he can also tell you are being very much honest. It’s definitely going to take a while before you two are back to norm- oh no wait he’s at you’re apartment door the next day, those gourmet chocolates you live so much along with flowers and he’s definitely going to make sure you know this is him coming to you as more then a friend.
Bakugou- ohhhh bakugou. He’s definitely the childhood friends to lovers. Why? Cause I said so. You guys definitely had a little “she’s my girlfriend-no one can touch her” moment in elementary. Him picking you up little dandelions but only the poofy ones so you could pretend to make little explosions with him 🥺. You definitely didn’t go to the same middle school. Only cause he was a little shot and you for sure would have called him out on his behavior-nah, you guys would meet up after at parks and shit where he wound being you sodas and snacks and definitely still little dandelions. You guys get separated during his UA years, each of you go off to do your own thing and grow as your own person. Meet again at some point-a little before he’s super well known as a pro hero, maybe it’s all cute and shit at some park just after catching some low level villain. He sees you in the middle of some trees and wildflowers and he’s like damn they are familiar then he realizes the only flower u got out of the whole bunch is just a bunch of fluffy dandelion heads and he’s like !!!!!. Maybe at some point after y’all have reconnected and shit (and obvi you guys are close! You’ve known each other since you were kids!) it’s not weird for you guys to be comfortable with each other, hugging and cooking together(him cooking mostly💀), maybe the occasion kiss on the forehead or cheek-your apartment is part of a collapse after a villain attack and you’re all worried about having to find a new place-he’s like? “Are you fucking with me? Just move in already” (Aw how sweet! You’re friend let you move in with him while you search!💐) obviously this only brings you guys closer together and bakugou has the train of thought that-yeah, you guys are going steady. Right? Who cares if he’s the main one initiating the cheek, hand, forehead kisses-you’re just shy right? Everything is going great. At least he thought until “I found a new place!” “A new place for what?” Confused as fuck “ a new apartment!” You’re all giddy and he’s like huh? Did you not like his home or something? Is it the decor? But you practically run that department in the house? He’s basically let you run the WHOLE house? So what’s the issue, maybe you just want a bigger home? But if that’s the case? Why an apartment that’s a downgrade from the fucking 5 star house he’s got right here? “Why would we get a new apartment?” “Not we-just me?” Now you’re confused, why would he think that? While Bakugou is now currently rethinking every interaction he’s had with you in the past week-did he say something? Did he do something? Overstep? He doesn’t think so-he’s been respectful, patient, he’s HELD BACK doing certain things just to let you give him the go ahead even if you make uf difficult-especially with the way you’ve taken to wearing his shirts and boxers straight out of a shower- so what’s the issue? Eventually he just bites “what did I do?” And he’s so 🥺 cause he’s been trying. And you’re like “🙂????”
Izuku is def the one where he probs overheard about your commitment issues so his brillliant plan is to just never bring up the relationship even though both of you are clearly dating. He will gladly do all the pinning-pleaseeee ugh. Him coming over to your apartment almost everyday (gotta bring takeout with him too-less of a chance of being told to go home💀) and eventually you just expect him to be there and when he’s not you’ll text him like ‘ when you coming home’ and he melts cause you’re telling him to come home☹️🫶🏽 little sappy bitch. The first time you guys fall asleep in the same bed and waking up tangled together and him apologizing over and over cause shoot did he overstep??? But your like “ I love cuddles 🙄 chill dumbass” and that’s basically his green light to just become a teddy bear every time he stays over( which is a lot) -maybe one day y’all are out together shopping for groceries (Jesus just move in together guys🙄) and some of his friends show up and are like omg I didn’t know you had a girlfriend!!! And he’s sees you just stiffen and even though he doesn’t want to deny it he’ll gladly say “actually, we’re just friends!” Just to give you peace of mind but even after he can tell your uncomfortable with the whole encounter. Maybe you stay up late watching a movie, he offers to keep you company and you shoo him off “you got work tomorrow, you’re going to be tired” so he leaves for bed, tries to stay awake but even after he hears the movie end you don’t come. He wakes up and your side is still empty, you slept on the couch. He can’t shake the feeling it was on purpose. A week goes by and you guys finally got back to you’re regularly scheduled denial and pinning. Izuku had and interview with some fancy blog and he obviously invited you along and everything is peaches an cream and then the relationship question is asked and he can’t help but glance in your direction and your white as a ghost as the people there suddenly become aware of your presence-though you’ve been there the whole time. And he panics because it’s clear everyone here has come to the same conclusion on who you are. “it’s compli- no! I’m not in a relationship” but it doesn’t matter what he says cause you’re already out of that set. He has to wait another 3 hours before he’s allowed to go chase you down, cause the whole thing is live. And when he does he’s like “oh?” Cause your just outside the building waiting for him but you’re clearly not okay. So he’s all worried and trying to explain he didn’t think they were going to get all personal with him cause he really didn’t want a repeat of last time and you’re just like “are we not dating” (how the tables have flipped) just genuinely curious. And he’s like the 🙂? Cause if he could have said y’all were dating from the start? he would-shit, he would yell it from the roof top baby girl😤 he’s version of keeping it on the down low was basically living with you-get ready for an overbearing bf.
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golbrocklovely · 6 months
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do you happen to know if sam and colby have ever said i love you (or any other variant) to each other in a video? i know they’ve said it before on social media posts but i have a feeling they probs don’t say out loud to each other that often Xx 🤍
they definitely do say it to each other, i just don't remember every instance of it lol
they said it at the end of the chernobyl series i'm like 99% sure. colby might not have directly said "i love you" to sam, but his tears kinda proved that in his cancer video.
i know there are other times, i just can't think of any off the top of my head. maybe some anons or other peeps can sound off in the replies to help me out !
(also while i do agree with you somewhat that they don't really say it out loud to each other a lot, they do say it in a lot of other ways, like caring for each other deeply or always being there for one another.)
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bakersfield-row · 1 year
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Am a Windows user, have never used anything but windows, am comfortable with windows.
Convince me to linux. Explain
I’m going to keep this short because I could make this infinitely long.
In a world where you really cannot trust big companies, windows has gotten very self conscious that they could track and sell every piece of data from their customer and add unnecessary features and no one would notice it, even though it actually makes the user experience worse. If you don’t have a key, you probably also have to over a hundred dollars just for some basic amenities, like changing a wallpaper.
Linux, in the other hand, is free and open source software (FOSS), which, in its simplest form, means that all the code is there for you to change and revise. Because of this openness, most Linux distros usually never have features to sell your data, and if they do, someone’s bound to make a patch to have that not happen. This means that Linux is much more safe and secure than windows by a long shot, and you really don’t have to worry about your information being sold to dubious companies.
Linux, with all its FOSS-ness, also allows anyone to make theirs distro look anyway you want. For instance, I personally prefer the look of MacOS to Windows (I know, probs controversial opinion). On windows, it’s be a pain in the ass to get it that way, especially without a key, while in Linux you can easily do that with relative ease, as long as you have a guide. Linux is just more freedom, something probably over said but still very true.
There’s other reasons why people would want to switch to Linux to. I didn’t really note that it’s less “bloated” than windows, which means that it has a lot less unnecessary features and thus will run way faster on any computer, especially old ones. Bloat has been kinda a controversial word in the community, since people like to argue that some distros are worse because they have more features. However, no matter what you choose, it’ll probably be better than windows.
The biggest drawback to Linux, in my opinion, is obviously app compatibility. I’ve mentioned gaming before, but that’s something that’s seedy vastly improved over the years. However, some popular apps are just incomparable with Linux, most notably the entire adobe suite and (unsurprisingly) Microsoft office. There’s a couple other things you can do to circumnavigate this.
You can try to find alternatives. GIMP works as a nice alternative to photoshop, Davinci Resolve has native Linux versions, and libreoffice is probably capable enough to replace word or PowerPoint.
You can try to install wine and pray to god it’ll work (though it probably won’t).
You can run a virtual machine and run windows with that, thought that’s not GPU accelerated and thus might be laggy.
OR, and this is the best option in my opinion, you can dual boot windows along side linux, so if you really need to use it, it’s there as an option. If you’re going to do this option, make sure to install windows first before Linux (because of some stupid thing where it erases it in grub or smtn) and that the two operating systems are on separate drives. Also try to debloat windows though guides on YouTube, but know that it won’t be as private as Linux.
Honestly, that’s as much as I have to say about the subject matter. Others are free to add on, since I probably missed a few things. You might not like it at first, but I do encourage you to at least try it. Hell, you might even like it so much that using windows is now alien to you (like me, lmfao).
Hope this helped, and remember, never type “sudo rm -rf /” in the terminal. (Aw fuck, I forgot to explain the terminal. Oh well, I hope someone can explain it to you, and if you get stuck on it there’s always guides online)
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tarjapearce · 11 months
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Babygirl, i got it
I just want to tell you if it’s ok I send the strawberry jam request to my friend who also writes(prob won’t write it cuz she’s busy) that was unimportant
I am the anon who wrote you the ask on Strawberry Jam.
And after eating all that up, I have to say. I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE READ SOMETHING SO DELICIOUS. This work was a high quality piece and I’m coming back for more.
So,
You know I’m gonna ask you for Continuation of this masterpiece.
So my mind is already jumping to the third part so I think, I’m just gonna tell you how the third part could go (I have severe adhd)
-year or two later-
Bros getting ready to marry her n eyeing her up n down, thinking whether he should break the promise he gave to her dad about not getting her pregnant n blah blah blah. Him inviting over her dad while she is wedding shopping and asking him for permission¿ Fr he would be so nervous and tense I’m not even kidding.
“Also, I might get her pregnant before the wedding” or “also, I think she’s pregnant, she has been very moody lately” fR he would be smug about it
(just pretend it’s something else/I’m not very smart as I’m writing this cause it 3 am and I have not slept yet, but it’s holidays)
She would find out that she’s pregnant and getting all happy n dovey, knowing it’s the consequences of them fucking raw everywhere in the house. ( fr he would have it as a bucket list, fuck on every stable surface n room in the house, he would also be so shameless about it, I love it)
He comes home, after getting ‘the talk’ from his future fil (father in law), sensing she has something to say, so with his shit-eating grin he says something along the lines of “ what you have for me, ma? Don’t get all shy on me, mami” I love him nicknaming me ma or mami, don’t even get me started on his accent and his talks in Spanish to me.
He would be so happy n exited for this new chapter of their life together the even tear would escape his eye, that she’s growing their little bean inside her.
For instance, he would kiss her all up with their make out sesh he would lay her on his chest, her listening to his heartbeat n getting sleepy telling him all about her day. FR he would just euphorically smile, knowing that he’s internally happy.
I feel like this would already be part four🫠
Them marrying each other and the dad and Miguel would be both crying, no the dad would be full on sobbing while walking her down the aisle. I assume that by the time he was marrying her she would be PREGNANT pregnant like on the bring of pushing the lil human out, but before all that, there would be the happiest moments of them together, for example them laying in bed early in the morning on weekend, he would be up bc fr he’s a morning bird, setting himself so his head would be next to her baby bump. He would talk to the baby fetus for HOURS to no end.
Or them together cooking, just things like that.
OHHH PART 2
so her putting her high level qualified degree to use, she gets a job at alchimax working alongside him, and slowly realising they they’re both unhappy. So they start their own company.( I do not have any experience) like the company would slowly turn into the most powerful corporation ever destroying everyone with its patented tech n ideas, bro they would be crazy rich but still be kind of humble? Their jobs be like their hobbies, and dad would be super proud of her.
Part five would be like them with their baby, and just loving tooth rotting fluff of Miguel being a father.
I am💯sure that Miguel would have lactation kink.
I did not reread it after me, for that I apologise, because I’m gonna go to sleep cuz it’s currently 4 am and I’ve been writing this for an hour. Also it’s incoherent, I will prob make it coherent soon. Also you absolutely feel no pressure writing it anytime soon, because I know it’s a lot and it’s kinda not making sense?and kinda cringe?
Anon...
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I must ask you for advice cause that PLOTTING SKILL IS *Chef kiss* Wish I had that fr haha.
2. Im so... JSKGAHSHS ❤️❤️ You loved it.
3. OF COURSE I AM WRITING A PART 2 and probably make it a small fic 🤭. It is not cringe. I love smut, sure, but I also love me a good fluff and stuff.
4. Its totally fine, if they write it, I wanna read too! ❤️
5. I will upload as soon as I have cleared up some other requests and AU's for Miguel.
You seriously made my day. Any request do, actually, ❤️. Thank you so much for keeping me busy haha.
6.Rest well nonny ❤️✨.
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Give me a character and I will answer: Dazzler!
Thanks for giving me a chance to rant about my fave Badass Diva, babe! Others feel free to send in a name and choose particular things
Why I like them: I really loved how tenacious and driven she was to reach her personal goals and doesnt like to compromise on that but she's still such a caring person that she cant help but jump in to help or save people as a hero, even tho she continually said she didnt wanna be a hero. Just her compassion for people in general, even who I wouldnt think deserve her compassion: 
Her first thought in both instances with her stalker, Karl Fredricks (Dazzler #26 & Uncanny X-Men ‘63 #260), is to reason with him and try to keep him from getting hurt. Also when battling him one of her main concerns is him hurting anyone else before she thinks of him hurting her.
Why I don't: There arent really points about her I don't like. I guess my biggest gripes are that writers tend to relegate her to a gimmick cameo character more often than not and miss opportunities to showcase her immense powerset range and the deep connections she has with a large portion of the not just other X-Men characters but the other marvel heroes as well. 
Also just the original fact the editors didnt allow her to be based on Grace Jones, like John Romita Jr. intended. It would've been noce to have another dark skinned Black woman hero, with star power outside of Ororo Munroe. And gosh the way they probably couldve bonded and had eachother to lean on. There's just so many "what ifs" that woulda probs changed not only Ali's trajectory but the Xmen/Marvel universe at large. But I still love Ali as she is now too. 
Favorite scene (imma do arc): The "What If" arc of Ali as Galactus' long time herald. The way she found away to discover new planets for him to devour but made sure that they didnt have sentient life that'd be destoryed in that consumption! Ugh says so much about her character!! Also that in her time as his herald he grew compassionate to the plights of other beings, seemingly. Because of her leading by example and what not. It's just soooo good and what I want more of in stories starring her. 🥹
Favorite season/movie (portrayal): My rp days version 😏 --But for real, she's only been in a couple adaptations and I dont know if any do her justice. I havent fully watched the episodes of them in the Outback but yeah
Favorite line (too many):
“Sometimes you have to stop running from who you were and find out who you are truly meant to be.” (Dazzler 2010)
“...It doesn’t matter how everyone sees me. I’m not just a mutant or a singer or any one thing, all of this is me.”
“No way Prophet! We’re not leaving! We’re X-Men, not cowards. We SAVE the world. We don’t abandon it because the going gets rough!” (X-Termination #2 2013)
“You know Barb, a lot of people will see you only for what makes you different--and not for all the good things about you--things that make you a human being just like them! And if you let them, those people will make you into what they think you are! They’ll force you to be a toy...a clown...or a monster...or worse.” (Dazzler #35)
“Hey Doomy, misplace the family jewels again?” (Dazzler 2010)
Favorite outfit:
Basically ANY of Daniel Mcnea's designs 
OTP: 
In general: Ali and "The Loves" polymonogomous rp ship of Ali with Wade Wilson, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes (and not just saying that cause Koi wrote them and also sent this ask! Truly got to explore so much of Ali's character through those interactions and forever grateful 🥹 -also key piece of opening my mind to poly relationship dynamics tbh)
In canon: Ali x music -Her first and most consistent love and relationship 
BroTP: 
In general-- Ali and Julio "Rictor" Richter, another rp exploration with the lovely @myvalentina Ric's technically Ali's, son-in-law but through lots of interdimensional travel hyjinks and stuff. I never know what canon ages truly are but I feel like Ali is less than 10 years his senior and so she's like a big sister and friend to him and it's just really wholesome
In canon-- Ali and Longshot, they've been through so much and if im not mistaken, literally share pieces of eachothers' souls and while things never work out romantically with them in all the times they get back together, I just love the idea of them still being besties regardless
Headcanon:
Gives amazing hugs, doesn't let go till the other person starts to pull away. Read somewhere once about being this way with kids cause you never know how little someone gets of contact and how they might need that physical reassurance.
Unpopular opinion:
Prefacing that to each their own and no hate to other people's preferences 🙏🏽 
Personally I don't wanna see Queen B or Taylor S. portray Dazzler in any future media
While Dazzler had global reach and star power in her prime within the Marvel universe, I just would love others to portray her. My top pick was and always will be Kylie Minogue, but that ship has probs sailed, so more contemporary picks are Janelle Monáe, JoJo, Kesha or Zara Larsson
A wish: She gets to be in some arcs where the writers truly understand her and let her shine fully--iving on top that it happens with an artists that stays true to her strawberry blonde haircolor
An oh-god-please-don't-ever-happen:
Writers continuing to use her as a gag character or portraying her as a washed up singer 
5 Words to best describe them: Compassionate, Stubborn, Driven, Optimistic, Dazzling (😉)
My nickname for them: Ali (super generic), Light of my life and Queen of my heart 😌
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moonlightdancer26 · 1 year
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AYO 💕 I'm bored, so here be me, offering 1: a funny rant for entertainment, and 2: an opinion for reflection (primarily mine).
Rant: did you know that jegulus shippers hc that Snape bullied Regulus with the other "bad" slytherins? And even acted predatory?? Legit read a scene where Mulciber manhandled Regulus and Snape watched cool and composed as you please and chided him for "playing with his food", then he himself slammed Regulus against a wall, got up in his face and threatened him. 😭🤡 Meanwhile Sneep and Regulus were probs CEO and COO respectively of the Sirius Black Haters Club. Even indifference from Regulus' part would be more likely than someone like him with an important and infamous family getting bullied by his own housemates, let alone by Snape who was at the bottom of the social ladder. Cringe. 😬
Opinion, a little more weighted. Though the blatant racism in Rowling's writing and characterizations of certain characters is undeniable, I've personally come across a few sjws who imo see it even where it's not. But there are instances where I'm not sure. Like with Shacklebolt, I always thought that the name was about him putting criminals in shackles, being good at his job, not an allusion to slavery. But I'm white and don't know whether black people actually consider it a good point, and just bc something is said or seen w/o bad intention doesn't mean there aren't implicit racist connotations going unnoticed. It's been going around in my head for a while. I summon your illustrious spouse @halfblood-princes-crown who iirc is poc (also realised I'm not following him which, great oversight), and anyone else who'd like to contribute their thoughts.
Hey sweetie! Sorry for the late-ish answer 😭 I completely forgot this was in my drafts
did you know that jegulus shippers hc that Snape bullied Regulus with the other "bad" slytherins? And even acted predatory??
YES OMG, I can’t even explain how stupid it is. Like these mfs really think some poor greasy bullied half-blood Slytherin could even bully a Black (who’s the opposite of everything I mentioned, aside from Slytherin) 💀 plus they both hated Sirius and would legit kill for the people they love so I have a petty headcanon that they’re besties and Sirius HATED it. You just know Reggie would be there when James and Sirius try to target Snape, and when James gets roasted and Sirius tries to join in Reggie would be like “and why are you talking? Don’t you *spills an embarrassing sibling-secret Sirius still does from when they were kids*?” and they’d stand there like 👬) 🤭 Tbh Marauder stans would go to such drastic lengths just so they make it seem like the Marauders bullying Snape was as mild as possible lmao.
But there are instances where I'm not sure. Like with Shacklebolt, I always thought that the name was about him putting criminals in shackles, being good at his job,
I totally understand that! It could be argued that that’s what it meant, because it really is a reasonable perspective……. that is, if Kingsley wasn’t part of the 4% POC characters in the series. Why would she give one of her only black characters a last name that’s meaning was an item used to chain slaves? It was apparently absolutely impossible for her to name any other white auror (basically every other auror) that was good at their job that name?
Along with all that, she’s named the only other Asian character (aside from the Patil twins) Cho Chang, both of which are last names. And it’s clear Rowling’s one of those authors who really put thought into their characters’ names, for example: Severus Snape (his first name directly translates to “stern” or “harsh”), Voldemort (mort means “death,” and when translating each section of the name in French, “vol de mort” it means “flight from death”), Remus Lupin (…wolf wolf 💀), Dolores Umbridge (Latin origins: “lady of sorrows or pain” (psychological or physical), Greek meaning: “deceitful,” Spanish meaning: “pain”), Fenrir Greyback (in Norse mythology: Fenrir is a gigantic and terrible monster, Greyback sounds similar to silverback, which is known as the dominant male in a band of gorillas), Fleur Delacour (“flower of the court”), and so on. I could literally talk about their name meanings for hours. My fave name meanings are Severus’s, Voldy’s (biggest flex is that I already knew this bc it’s French 🤭), Remus’s (😭 I already knew “Lupin”’s meaning because of the wolf (lupus) in mythology), Umbitch’s, and Fleur’s. Tbf Fleur’s full name is so stereotypically French but French names are almost as stunning as she is so I give it a pass.
Anyway, Rowling definitely isn’t one of those authors who give their characters a name they think “just fits them” and goes on with it, almost all of the characters’ names say something about their personalities to an extent. And she’s already a racist and proved it through making an Asian character’s full name consist of one Korean last name (Cho) and one Chinese last name (Chang). So the fact that she named one of her only black characters THAT name definitely must not have anyyy underlying intentions.
I may be a POC but I’m not black, so I’m sure my opinion won’t hold as much water as a black person’s. I’d be interested to hear what y’all think! @halfblood-princes-crown we’re summoning you babe, I wanna hear what you think.
And thanks for the ask btw, you can yell into my inbox whenever you feel like it ❤️
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