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cornfields-td-nonsense · 4 months

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remember when I made up this ship on a whim and wasn’t sure if I actually shipped them or not. that was a long time ago lmao

#jingle jingle cmon evzeke nation come get your food #all 5 of us need sustenance #total drama #the zeke archives #td ezekiel #td eva #is this ship called evzeke or zeva #…………meh i’ll tag them both #evzeke #zeva

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prozac · 2 months

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Is anyone online and wanna talk about DAIL :3

#Zekes #Might delete the asks afterward but Im gonna archive them on my computer #So ^__^#<- As in a couple days from now

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franchufeuillassier · 1 year

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Dallas Clowns Cowboys

Playoffs are here so ill make a tiny introduction of my dumb favs (under a read more because this is LONG)

Dak Prescott: our beloved quarterback <3 you either hate him or love him. But he is a really nice guy and doesnt deserve the amount of hate he gets. Always injured so please pray for his body. He has been through a lot pls he deserves nice things. #4

Zeke Elliott: He loves Dak more than every other human on earth combined. He is DumbTM but his smile brightens up the room and thats enough for me! Running Back and team clown. He used to wear the jerseys as crop tops and he should bring it back asap. #21

Micah Parsons: linebacker and DPOTY of my heart (bosa fuck you) Its just his second year. He is dumb but very pretty and VERY fast. He spent one afternoon giving fans gas money on twitter because yes. #11

Trevon Diggs: his son is funnier than him. Cornerback and also very dumb <3 Yes, stefon's little brother #7

DeMarcus Lawrence: The Boss of our defense and unofficial pep-talk giver. Defensive end. #90

CeeDee Lamb: we do NOT say his real name. I named this blog after him when he was just a rookie, thats how much i love him. Man likes nice smells, candles and dogs, he is perfect. Wide Receiver. #88

Tony Pollard: Running Back. You either get him or Zeke. He is fast and likes stressing me. #20

Dalton Schultz: Tight End. People forget about him and thats very rude imo because i love him very much. #86

Michael Gallup: my fav acrobat <3 Wide Receiver #13

KaVontae Turpin: he is very tiny (for NFL standars, he is still taller than me) and very dumb im so soft for him. Oficcially a wide reciever but he is our return specialist mainly. He gets excited when he sees Fellow Tiny Men on other teams. #9

Cooper Rush: our backup quarterback. No offense Coop because i love you but the less i see you, the better #10

And thats it im tired and its almost 5:30 am <3 i swear they are nice boys please even if you dont support them, dont hate them (if you are a philly fan... im sorry)

#plus we play brady and who tf wants to see brady win AGAIN?#dallas cowboys #im not tagging the players this is a very dumb post that makes no sense #also yes im still on hiatus but these are the playoffs it was worth breaking it over this post imo #also 2 i TECHNICALLY have a football sideblog but i just use it as an archive for random gifs #so you all get this on main <3 #also 3 i could make a long af post talking about zeke and dak because their friendship is so special to me #but then half of you would probably block me so. I wont <3 #ANYWAY #please be nice to them (and me)#i already suffered when people were hating on luka all the time back when i was still on the NBA fandom so pls just dont hate them #sgahskj #<3 #okay you may now keep watching basketball im going to sleep because its late AF #i feel bad for everyone that knows me/this blog because of rm or stuff like that because they must be like laura wtf???#sorry

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ipolitelyandhumblydisagree · 5 months

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ok you probably won’t know what this is cuz I’ve asked a few others and nobody knows but could u do main uno cast (zeke cecile Meili ventus and doc included sorry if it’s a lot 😭) and what entities from the Magnus archives they would serve. ik it’s random sorry

I just saw another post talking about uno characters and what entities they would serve. I’m only halfway through tma so I might be a lil off but I love tma!

• John would serve the Stranger. His name is literally John Doe. Remember the anatomy class episode and everybody had a filler name? yeah. He’s also able to copy other people’s abilities so I find this very fitting.

• Seraphina would serve the End. I don’t know why she just seems like she would have dreams like that one guy in that one statement.

• Arlo would serve the Stranger as well. Major Nikola Orsinov vibes. If not, maybe the spiral? He reminds me of Helen as well.

• Isen would serve the Eye. I don’t even think I need to elaborate. His ability helps him see others and what they are doing. He also does the school newspaper and interviews. It’s undeniable. Though, maybe the Hunt but I don’t see it.

• Blyke would serve the Buried or the Lonely. Honestly, I don’t think he’d serve any. I think he’d be like Gerard Keay and despise Leitner.

• Remi would serve the Web. She seems like the kind of person who’d be scared of spiders but wouldn’t like to ever kill anything, even insects. She’s very independent so I don’t think she’d like to be controlled either and she seems to like being leader.

• Doc would serve the Spiral or the Extinction. Spiral because he can make people scared with his ability and make them fear him. He messes with their emotions and that’s very spirally. Extinction because I said so.

• Elaine would serve the Corruption. I could go on for ages about why I think this but I’ll keep it short. She’s ignored a lot, her friendships seem unhealthy, and she is a people pleaser. Definitely corruption.

• Cecile would serve the Eye. Again, she interviews people and always wants to know everything. She knew John was Joker, and she has spied on people before.

• Terrence would serve the Lonely. He can become invisible and he’s lonely. He himself can’t directly do anything with invisibility but he can help somebody else with it like Cecile.

• Zeke would serve the Desolation. He’s very enthusiastic and ambitious to try and sabotage everything for other people, just like the desolation.

• Meili would serve the Hunt. It’s just the claws that make me think this (she could tear people apart).

• Ventus would serve the Vast. Maybe because his ability is related to wind is the reason I think this? Idk. Would probably be like Simon Fairchild

#unordinary #unordinary terrence #unordinary elaine #unordinary isen #unordinary remi #unordinary arlo #unordinary john #unordinary seraphina #unordinary zeke #unordinary meili #unordinary ventus #unordinary doctor #unordinary blyke #unordinary headcanons #the magnus archives #tma entities #unordinary Cecile

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loubagoob · 1 year

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Does anyone know of any angsty Tina fics, I only ever really see any about Louise...

#fanfiction #bobs burgers #tina belcher #ao3 #archive of our own #I prefer tina/zeke over tina/jimmy jr #but whatever is amazing #please and thank you

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writr4luvrs · 11 days

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How far were you willing to go Yandere!Step!Reader?

tw: yandere themes, inavisve behavior, dubcon, taboo relationships (step father/20+child), not proofread

includes: aot, jjk, csm

Planting yourself back into your mother's life, your step-father taking notice to your familiar lush scent on his side of the bed, the make up stain that appeared on his dress shirt cuff. Your warm lingering presence was starting to make his stomach churn but what kind of husband would he be to demonize his own step-child.

Honestly, when did he start losing his will? Was it when you starring pressing yourself closer to him, placing your hand on his thigh under the table? When he was finding your underwear in his hamper? The lovey dovey text messages that started going to far? Or was it when files and archives of photos and videos of you appearing on his desktop, his inbox, his direct messages. Too many, way too many, and he's not incredibly tech savy to begin with, having to delete each with harsh heartbeats with each passing scenario of your mother catching the files. Catching the files on his devices. Of him staring at you palming himself, briefly hearing every few clips out of whatever coping morbid reason or curiosity.

It made pits form in his stomach when he lied next to your mother that night, the images of how soft you look, how wet you got, and that voice ringing in his head. Ashamed, restless, awoken by his own guilt and heads to the kitchen for some water only, by pure luck, for you to be there. He wanted to lecture you, tell you off, demanding you, you little siren, to stop this game you were playing. Yet your eyes struck him, not realizing in his drowsiness that you had gotten closer during his unplanned lecture yapping, placing yourself right on him, palming him through his pants. 'I̵̥̍ṯ̴̲͑̾ ̶̝́c̸̈́ͅö̵̜̫́̏u̶̹͐l̵̟̰̾̏d̴̯͎͐'̵̜͙͂v̵̯̻̿̿ë̸̗̭́ ̷͍̎̾b̴̢̐͝ê̷̳̔ẽ̵͓̈́n̵̻̂͆ ̴̧́̀m̸̞̓è̴̠͉̋ . . .' your eyes lowered, lingering. For a long moment, silence remained when you leaned your head in the crook of his neck, your hand softly sliding down his pants, his breath hitching when you giggle at the twitch when you stroke you.

Nanami Kento, Higuruma Hiromi, Erwin Smith, Zeke Yaeger, Kishibe

#aot #aot x reader #attack on titan x reader #jjk #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #csm #csm x reader #chainsaw man x reader #dark content #dead dove #??#luvr writes #yandere!reader #yandere reader #step!reader #luvr's nasty

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melishade · 2 months

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Attack on Prime Chapter 79: Moving Forward

Summary: Eren wants to speak with Yelena to find out Zeke's intentions. Meanwhile, Megatron returns to Marley's compound, and Optimus must deal with his own internal emotions regarding Megatron.

Also Today's my Birthday!

Only time I can really use this joke. Anyway, leave a comment!

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cornfields-td-nonsense · 2 months

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hi hello there it's me back with another silly idea

team escope (+ ezekiel and owen) hangout which is basically just an evzeke and nowen double date. ezekiel's just happy to be there, noah's complaining about the book he's reading, izzy lights noah's book on fire as a result, eva's restraining izzy so she doesn't do anymore damage, and owen just came back with icecream for everyone.

evzeke and nowen double date????? just marry me already /j

but seriously. YES to all of this. I love the ideaof Izzy fifth wheeling purely to cause chaos lmao

(can someone make this into a oneshot. like now. please)

#total drama #td eva #td ezekiel #evzeke #td noah #td owen #nowen #the chronicles of nowen #the zeke archives

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pickalilywrites · 2 months

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Levi plans to asks out Petra for Valentines day, but Zeke beats him to it. Feeling upset by it, he stays in, but receives a call from Petra herself asking if she could come over after a terrible date with Zeke.

last one. thanks for waiting :)

right here waiting

rivetra. high school au. 2689 words

Once again, Levi misses the entrance to “Wings of Freedom,” a song he and his friends have rehearsed at least a hundred times by now. He knows the song by heart, but he keeps coming in half a beat early because his mind is elsewhere. Mike and Hanji are about to keep going, but Levi makes a rewinding gesture with his finger to signal them to go back to the beginning even though this is the fifth time tonight he’s messed up the beginning. This isn’t even the first song Levi’s messed up. They’ve been at it for an hour already and the entrances that Levi hasn’t missed have been sung with flat notes and were completely void of feeling. At this latest mistake, Mike and Hanji exchange looks.

Rather than strumming the opening chords once more, Hanji tucks their pick into the strings of their guitar. “Do you want to take a break, Levi? You seem kind of out of it. It’s not like we don’t practice every other day. We could take tonight off,” they suggest.

“I’m not out of it. I’m fine,” Levi snaps perhaps more harshly than he intended based on the eyebrow that Mike raises. He’ll feel guilty about it later and give Hanji a belated apology once he’s in a better mood. Thankfully, his friend knows about his moods enough not to mind. With a sigh, Levi rubs his face and says more calmly, “It’s fine. Let’s just take it from the top again.”

Mike has already set his drumsticks aside and stretches his arms above his head. “Nah, let’s take a break. I could use one, and you’re in one of those moods again. Might as well just call it a night so you can spend the night being grumpy about Zeke and Petra without any distractions,” he says as Hanji snickers.

“There’s no Zeke and Petra,” Levi snaps reflexively even though he should be denying that he’s grumpy about them in the first place.

The drummer of their band has hit the nail on the head, though. Levi’s been in a horrible mood leading up to today. It’s not that he hates Valentine’s Day. Most years he doesn’t pay any attention to it, but this year is different because he had plans. He had only failed to act upon them fast enough and suddenly Petra had been swept away on a date by someone else. To make things worse, the person who had asked Petra out before Levi could get the question out of his mouth is Zeke Jaeger, the most pretentious asshole in their school. It’s enough to make Levi swear off all subsequent Valentine’s Days altogether.

“I mean, there’s kind of a Zeke and Petra,” Hanji says. They pull up a chair and sit backwards on it, their arms resting on the back of the chair. “They’re going out tonight. They’ve probably had dinner at a nice, swanky restaurants, the ones that cook the steaks right in front of you. But should you really feel bad? If Petra’s going out with someone like Zeke Jaeger, you have to question her taste in men. Maybe you dodged a bullet.”

Mike shakes his head. “It’s not her fault. That guy is charming as fuck. He really buttered me up talking about indie bands. Just when I thought we were being great friends, he asked me if I could lend him my history homework because he forgot to do it last night. He knows how to get people to like him. He’s insidious,” Mike says.

“SAT word,” Hanji says, throwing up a hand to air high-five Mike.

“Did you give him your homework?” Levi asks Mike.

“... yes,” Mike admits reluctantly.

“Tch.”

“He’s really charismatic!” Mike protests as Hanji cackles.

“Well, I guess that’s true. It’s hard not to like him when he’s directed his attention towards you. The dude is charming and sociable, pretty much everything you’re not,” Hanji says to Levi who scowls in reply. Hanji should probably stop talking now if they want to avoid Levi’s ire, but somehow they’ve never felt the need to watch Levi’s temper. “I guess it’s not really Petra’s fault in the end. Does she even know you’re interested in her? If you really wanted to pursue her, you should have asked her out before Zeke. She probably went with him because she didn’t think you were interested in dating her.”

“It’s fine. It’s whatever. It’s over now, so can we just ... practice or whatever?” Levi asks because he doesn’t want to talk about it right now or ever. He’d really like to just play music the entire night, but he knows that his lack of concentration is going to make any rehearsal difficult. He hears Mike and Hanji start up the first few bars of “Wings of Freedom” once more, but they play half-heartedly, their own morale affected by Levi’s bad mood. In the end, Levi lets out a tired sigh and sits on the couch in the corner of the garage and curls up with the notebook he and the others use to scrawl lyrics when they’re brainstorming.

The walls of the garage reverberate from the drum beats that Mike practices, a low, syncopated rhythm that pulses against Levi’s ear. Hanji is strumming away softly, practicing a different song. As they play, they hum the countermelody to a song that is still in their drafts. The noise is something that would probably distract other people from writing new music, but Levi is used to it by now and filters it out, allowing it to fade into the background of his mind as he fiddles with his pencil and stares at a blank page. He doesn’t write a word on it but he can already see the words “I’m sorry” scribbled over and over the page in his own handwriting.

He’s not sure why his own hesitation is preventing him from asking Petra out. They’re just words, and the worst thing she can do is say no. At least he believed that was the worst thing that could happen. It turns out that not doing anything and having the worst person in the world ask out the girl he likes instead is the worst thing that can happen. But if Levi is too much of a coward to ask Petra out, does he even deserve to go out with her in the first place? Maybe he should resign himself to being a pathetic loner for the rest of his life.

Levi is still moping on the couch when his phone vibrates. Without looking at the screen, he picks up. “What is it?”

There’s a crackle on the other end and the sound of cars passing by. The person on the other side doesn’t speak, just makes a noise like sniffling, and for a moment Levi wonders if he’s being prank called. He has half a mind to just hang up when he suddenly hears Petra’s voice.

“L-Levi, can you c-come pick me up?” she asks, her voice breaking towards the end.

He’s already off the couch and grabbing his jacket off, shrugging it on while still keeping the phone to his ear. “Yeah, of course. Let me know where to pick you up. I’ll leave right now,” he says, ignoring the curious looks he’s receiving from his bandmates. He nods as Petra tells him the address and lets her know that he’ll be there soon before hanging up.

“Was that Petra?” Hanji asks, interest piqued. They’ve stopped strumming on their guitar. They’re too excited to stand still, bouncing up and down on the balls of their feet. It’s obvious from the expression on their face that they want to extract as much information from Levi as possible but they’re withholding questions so as to not hold Levi back from the task at hand. “Levi, go to her!”

Levi’s hand is on the doorknob already. “I’m going,” he scowls.

“Go to her, Levi!” Mike echoes with a grin on his face.

“Go to her! Go to her!” Hanji and Mike call as Levi runs out.

⑅ ♥̩̥̩♥̩̩̥͙♥̩͙ˊˎ

Levi isn’t surprised when he pulls up to the address that Petra has given him. It’s Giovanni’s, one of those steakhouses that people dress up to go to and where the chefs cook the steaks right in front of you. It’s on the other side of town where most of the upscale restaurants and stores are. Levi’s never been in this area except to drive right past it, but it’s a neighborhood that suits the tastes of a rich, privileged, pretentious surgeon’s son like Zeke.

As he pulls up to the restaurant, he sees Petra waiting outside, shivering in the cold even though she has a perfectly good men’s blazer folded over her arm. She had taken the time to dress up for the dinner. She’s wearing a off-shoulder cocktail dress made of a rich, red satin with matching heels, and her ginger hair has been curled immaculately to frame her face. She must have been wearing makeup earlier, but the only evidence of it is the faint red that still stains her lips. Her eyes are still red from crying, but her expression turns from sadness to relief when she sees Levi’s beat-up car pull into a parking spot.

She hurries to the car, heels clicking against the pavement, and slips inside. As soon as she gets in, she crumples into the seat. She doesn’t cry, but she’s taking deep breaths as she tries to compose herself. After a while, she says shakily, “I don’t want to talk about it.”

“Okay” is all Levi says and he pulls out of the parking lot and starts on the long ride home. He should have turned on the radio so Petra wouldn’t feel self-conscious about crying if she needs to, but there’s too high a chance of radio stations marathoning love songs so he decides silence is the best option. Periodically, he glances at Petra, but she keeps her head down so that her hair covers her face. In her lap sits the blazer folded nicely as her fingers pick off invisible lint.

They’re stopped at a stoplight when something compels Levi to make conversation.

“You look pretty,” he tells Petra, and he regrets it instantly. It’s not like him to hand out compliments for free.

“Yeah, pretty fucking pathetic,” Petra says with a self-deprecating laugh. It’s only now that she lifts her head, brushing her hair away from her face. She leans against the side door, one arm resting on the elbow rest while her cheek is pressed against her hand. Even miserable, she looks beautiful. “This isn’t how I imagined the evening was going to turn out.”

He wonders how she thought the evening was going to turn out. She probably thought Zeke was going to take her home, maybe kiss her on the doorstep, and then make their relationship official by announcing it to the school on Monday morning. God, the thought of it makes him sick.

“He left me at the restaurant,” Petra continues without any prompting from Levi. She looks more angry than miserable now, her brows furrowed in frustration as she tries to understand why the night had taken a turn for the worse. She glances at Levi from the corner of her eye to gauge his expression as she recounts the night. “We were having a good time, at least I thought so. He took me to such a nice place, and I dressed up for it, too. We both had the steak and the waiter even said we were such a beautiful couple.”

Here, she doesn’t notice the slight grimace on Levi’s face.

“And then he got a call from someone. I didn’t think much of it, although looking back now it was really rude of him to pick up someone else’s call while he was on a date with me, especially since it wasn’t an emergency or anything,” Petra says. The more she speaks, the more she fiddles with the blazer sitting on her lap. She rubs the fabric of the sleeve between her fingers anxiously. “He came back after his call — and we had just ordered a dessert to split between us — and told me had to leave for a party. That junior for Paradis University he interviewed with for admissions called him and invited him to a party, said it was good for an incoming freshman to network with people and get a taste of university life outside of just the academics.”

“Hmm,” Levi hums as he listens. He doesn’t like a single word he hears. Listening to anything regarding Zeke usually annoys him, but everything Petra has just said is making his blood boil over. He tries to keep his voice calm and level as he asks, “He couldn’t have taken you? Or at least driven you home?”

“I wasn’t invited. He said it would make me uncomfortable if I went because I wouldn’t know anyone. Never mind that he doesn’t know anyone aside from the person who interviewed him,” Petra says bitterly. She rolls up the blazer now and sets it beside her instead of letting it take up space on her lap. “The party was at a house near the campus. It’s the complete opposite direction of where we live, so Zeke asked me to call one of my friends to pick me up so he could just drive there right away. And then he left me there.”

“Asshole.”

“I know!” Petra says, and it gives Levi a level of satisfaction that she agrees with him. She turns to Levi now, her hands on the arm rest between them. “He didn’t even wait for the dessert to come either. He just peeled out of there and I had to pay the bill, too.”

Levi has always known Zeke was terrible, but everything Petra tells him makes Zeke look exponentially worse. It’s like there’s no limit to how awful that asshole can be. He’s gripping the steering wheel so hard that his knuckles have turned white.

“He told me he’d pay me back on Monday and then left me with his stupid jacket,” Petra sighs. She flicks the blazer beside her with a finger and then turns away to look out the window again. “I spent an hour crying in the bathroom before I called you. One of the waitresses felt bad for me and snuck me an extra dessert. God, I’m so pathetic.”

“It’s not you,” Levi tells her. “Zeke just sucks. You deserve better. You deserve someone who respects you and treats you right. You deserve someone who doesn’t make you blame yourself when he’s the one being a shithead.”

Petra laughs half-heartedly and Levi’s words, but she does seem in better spirits than she was earlier this evening. “If you ever find a guy like that, let me know. Tell him I’ll be right here waiting.”

Levi wants to be that guy. He wants to be the guy that’s better. He wants to be the one to take Petra to dinner, the one to never abandon her. He wants to be the one that Petra deserves and the one that deserves her, but he’s not sure if he is. All this time he’s been right here waiting to see if he is the right person, but he’s not sure he wants to sit around waiting anymore.

“Do you want to get ice cream?” he asks Petra. He sees her look at him in surprise and he shrugs in response. “It’s too shitty to end your night like this. Let’s get ice cream.”

Petra purses her lips, the corners of her mouth turning upward. “I’d like that a lot,” she tells Levi and then sits back in her seat. Her head is turned toward the window once more, but Levi can see the smile on her face in the reflection.

He decides he won’t hesitate any longer. He’s tired of being a coward. Once Petra has gotten over Zeke, Levi plans to shoot his shot. Until then, he’ll be right here waiting patiently.

#rivetra #levi ackerman #petra ral #snk #high school au #hs au #asks #answered #anon #anonymous #requests

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botmilf · 8 months

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I finally got my internet set up at my new place so i celebrated by drawing the crew from my little just for fun tfp fanfic I'm working on. Zeke is definitely the kind of guy who's outfits are thrown together and will almost always smell like cigarettes lol.

#transformers prime #transformers ratchet #Anthologies of the Apocalypse gang #Transformers #Transformers fanfic #oc #maccadam

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mozajf · 2 months

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I'm back with more Zeke smut!

Some of us were discussing which characters deserved swimwear dlc, and someone suggested that Zeke wouldn't need any, he'd go skinny dipping.

"I could write that!" I said.

"I could draw that!" my friend said.

So, please find a smutty Zeke short, complete with illustration. The picture is so perfect for what was in my head as I was writing, and it's awesome to see one of my OCs made real!

#mtas #fanfic #my time at sandrock #mtas zeke #Mtas smut #Mtas short

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jacqcrisis · 5 months

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Chapter 19 of Left Turn is up. Zeke learns how bad of a cook his boy toy is and Caleb learns absolutely nothing as per usual.

#monster dude and gym bro #weeee its up!#i like several moments #idk if ill need a things i like or not #this was an extra chapter because i wanted to write about pining

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nocopops · 9 months

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chapter 2: hide and zeke

rule #1: find him quickly.

#island of the slaughtered #total drama #total drama island #ao3 #ao3 link #hide and zeke #total drama ezekiel #td ezekiel #tdi ezekiel