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any tdi 'what if's you like?

oh, buddy. The entire lens through which I enjoy this show is composed of 'what if's.

What if Zeke didn't go feral? What if Eva got to be an actual character (specifically having her come back in TDWT)? What if Trent didn't inexplicably go 'crazy' out of nowhere? What if Nowen was canon? What if the love triangle plotline actually had a satisfying resolution (or better yet, didn't happen)? What if DJ didn't get animal cursed? What if Amy and Sammy were main characters? What if Mike's DID was well written? What if the ROTI cast got a new season to themselves to flesh out characters that didn't get much time to shine, like Dawn, B, Brick, Sam, etc.? What if Leonard was actually funny? What if Sierra was a well written character (oh god I have so many thoughts about Sierra)? What if All-Stars was entirely scripted? What if Reboot s2 didn't turn into The Priyaleb Show halfway through? What if Emma got to be her own character outside of her relationships? What if what if what if what if what if? We will never know, but at least we have fanfiction I guess.

#total drama #td what-ifs

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IM CONFUSED AGAIN IS AISLA ACTUALLY ROMANTIC IN A WAY OR ARE THEY JUST FRIENDS OR ARE THEY IN LOVE THIS SHIP HAUNTS ME ARE U GUYS KISSING SLOPPY STYLE OR NOT

No*

*maybe idk not really. like he kind of has a thing for her? and the not-love triangle is a funny concept to play around with. but like i don't think they're canon (im aware i am their creator and should know this). but at this point your guess is as good as mine.

#total drama #total drama nautilus #tdn isla #tdn art

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im gonn nom on isla

he tastes like candyfloss. probably.

#total drama #total drama nautilus #tdn isla

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dante reminds me of my younger cousin so icant take him out but ggrrrrgrgrrrrrgrgr

grr indeed

#total drama #total drama nautilus #dante's infernal lovelife

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just as I thought dante lost me with the nice guy thing he pulls me back....... beautiful gorgeous boy ough 😔😔😔

he is an incredibly pretty man. Dammit CR why do you draw everyone so attractive?!

#total drama #total drama nautilus #dante's infernal lovelife

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aisla Tangled au

isla tells art to let down his hair. he shamefully reveals that he has none.

#i will continue making this joke for the rest of eternity idc #total drama #total drama nautilus #tdn isla #tdn art #the bald art legacy

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wish art had any meat in his bones so he could beat up erica #misogyny

his arms are twigs. twigs I tell you. he's a skeleton, and not in a cool way

#total drama #total drama nautilus #tdn art #tdn isla

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I hc that Patrick absolutely hates the show Spongebob Squarepants bc his kids kept making patrick star jokes at him.

Esther and Zeke are only allowed 10 minutes of TV a day, and they ensure that every day those 10 minutes are filled with the wacky adventures of a sea sponge and a dumbass starfish named after their dad

#im tempted to write just. a ton of little one shots about esther and zeke as kiddos #move over dramarama #total drama #total drama nautilus #tdn esther #the zeke archives #td ezekiel #misogyny michael

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I love matt I hope he explodes

with your help, we can make that hope a reality

#total drama #total drama nautilus #tdn matt

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since CR is getting u into cxg

Lloyd is nathanielcoded

...I'll level with you I have not yet reached the episodes with Nathaniel, but from what I've seen... I guess I could see it. I'll have to get back to you when I've watched more of the show lol

#total drama #total drama nautilus #tdn lloyd #crazy ex girlfriend

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Lance can fix her trust (sabrina) /silly /j

sabrina will make lance worse. that or lance will get so annoyed that sabi will end up falling 'accidentally' off the one thousand foot high cliff

#internposting #you cannot fix sabrina it is impossible #sabrina the intern

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aloof tsurime/gentle tareme... art/isla...

I know what some of these words mean

#total drama #total drama nautilus #tdn art #tdn isla

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screencap redraws (group pic edition)

#total drama #total drama pahkitew island #tdpi redesigns #my art #OKAY TIME TO TAG ALL THESE CHARACTERS. GOD. #td sky #td ella #td dave #td beardo #td scarlett #td jasmine #td sammy #td shawn #td sugar

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apologies gwuncan fans but i find them way funnier as very close best friends who hate eachothers guts sometimes. they tell each other to kill themselves on a daily basis but they're still buddies

#this. this right here #we could've had it aaaaaaaaaall

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Thoughts on Owen? I’ve been rewatching the og 3 seasons and seeing the change from finalist to gag character is weird

Owen is my Roman Empire.

He started off as an actual character in Island, which is a given since he was pre-determined to be a finalist from the get-go. Owen's always been a big personality of the series, with his (sometimes overbearing) friendliness and boisterous attitude, accompanied by his many many character flaws. But, at least in Island, he was realistically written- or as realistic as the show could do, given its parameters. He gets to have moments where he actually forms bonds and friendships with others on screen, and where his character flaws actually impact the challenge instead of being played off as jokes (like him luring in a bear with his hunting stories).

Owen's character traits were gradually reduced from being an optimistic and somewhat naïve, but otherwise standard teenage boy (of the time) to being a flanderisation of a golden retriever. In World Tour especially, he's rarely given any lines that don't somehow relate to his love of food, his flatulence or his fear of flying. For the span of an episode or two, he gets to focus on his feelings for Izzy (and he also gets some throwaway lines about his friendship with Noah and his trust-turned-distrust of Alejandro), but otherwise he's pretty self-contained as comedic relief.

He stops being a multi-faceted character and starts being a one-dimensional imitation of himself. And it's a shame, since Owen's one of the funniest characters to both watch and write for, so stripping him of a lot of his substance for the sake of delegating him to the role of background character, instead of just eliminating him early (since he didn't really have any use in World Tour outside of his aerophobia "plotline" and Izzy's elimination), seems like a waste of both his character potential and the potential of others.

And, one thing I noticed upon re-watching Island, even his voice becomes a sort-of mockery of what it started out as. No shade to Scott McCord, he does a fantastic job with his VA work- especially on Total Drama, where his characters are all distinctly different sounding. But really, go back and listen to Owen in early Island, and then listen to him in WT or RR- that's an entirely different cadence. He loses a lot of the scratchiness in his voice, and it raises a solid three or four semitones into something almost childish- once again playing into Owen's erosion from a fairly normal teenage boy into the caricature of naivety he eventually becomes.

We do get to see some of his original characterisation shine through in certain moments- there's a few lines he has in WT where Owen gets to be a little sassy or even somewhat confrontational, which is such a breath of fresh air from his usual airheaded happiness or aerophobia-fuelled terror. But he loses a lot of his season one charm with his delegation to the background; show me the Owen who's fun-loving, sure, but also a bit of a menace! Show me the Owen who's more than just the butt of a joke (pun intended)!

#THANK YOUUU #i love owen but yeah the flanderisation is. there. #he doesn't get as done dirty as some characters but like.

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“HEY, CHEF!”

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if you’re thinking “wow, she seems tailor-made to be the worst human alive” that’s because she is! here have delaney stomping her into the dirt

made a new intern. ew

#total drama #internposting #delaney the intern