#the real google

[dahfloofysmol]

@totally-bing @the-real-google I made you guys something c:

I acknowledge that you guys are usually more murdey towards each other, but I saw something about a hate marriage (????) and couldn’t help myself

#OMG #The joy this brings me #I spent a solid two hours on this #I have no clue how #I was like #it’s gonna be so simple #so quick #twas not good sir #I had a lot of fun doing it #bing #Google #the real google #therealgoogle #totally Bing #totallybing #cnkdkffkkf #I was trying to figure out a ship name #boogle #ging #ah yes my favorite ship #Gooing #oh no #gbing? #goobing #someone help me #bingle is kinda cute #I think someone’s named that? #I did try ok #art #DahfDraws

[tmmyhug]

every once in a while i learn some wild new piece of information that explains years of behavior and reminds me that i will never truly understand everything about my ridiculous adhd brain

#I was like absolutely no way this is real this is some tiktok misinfo crap but then i googled it and there are STUDIES #vees train of thought #adhd posting #big innit hotel hall of fame

[cozylittleartblog]

cant tell you how bad it feels to constantly tell other artists to come to tumblr, because its the last good website that isn't fucked up by spoonfeeding algorithms and AI bullshit and isn't based around meaningless likes

just to watch that all fall apart in the last year or so and especially the last two weeks

there's nowhere good to go anymore for artists.

edit - a lot of people are saying the tags are important so actually, you'll look at my tags.

#please dont delete your accounts because of the AI crap. your art deserves more than being lost like that #if you have a good PC please glaze or nightshade it. if you dont or it doesnt work with your style (like mine) please start watermarking #use a plain-ish font. make it your username. if people can't google what your watermark says and find ur account its not a good watermark #it needs to be central in the image - NOT on the canvas edges - and put it in multiple places if you are compelled #please dont stop posting your art because of this shit. we just have to hope regulations will come slamming down on these shitheads#in the next year or two and you want to have accounts to come back to. the world Needs real art #if we all leave that just makes more room for these scam artists to fill in with their soulless recycled garbage #improvise adapt overcome. it sucks but it is what it is for the moment. safeguard yourself as best you can without making #years of art from thousands of artists lost media. the digital world and art is too temporary to hastily click a Delete button out of spite

#not art #but important #please dont delete your accounts because of the AI crap. your art deserves more than being lost like that #if you have a good PC please glaze or nightshade it. if you dont or it doesnt work with your style (like mine) please start watermarking #use a plain-ish font. make it your username. if people can't google what your watermark says and find ur account its not a good watermark #it needs to be central in the image - NOT on the canvas edges - and put it in multiple places if you are compelled #please dont stop posting your art because of this shit. we just have to hope regulations will come slamming down on these shitheads #in the next year or two and you want to have accounts to come back to. the world Needs real art #if we all leave that just makes more room for these scam artists to fill in with their soulless recycled garbage #improvise adapt overcome. it sucks but it is what it is for the moment. safeguard yourself as best you can without making #years of art from thousands of artists lost media. the digital world and art is too temporary to hastily click a Delete button out of spite

[kingzombear]

Can i may have some zooble × gangle plsssssssssssssssssssss

Trying to get back into the groove of posting, have some Google <3

#nb rizz is real btw the ladies love me (liar) #CHAT IS THIS REAL IM SHAKING #bear king draws #tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc jax #tadc zooble #tadc gangle #tadc pomni #tadc ragatha #abstragedy #tadc google #zooble x gangle #gangle x zooble #ragapom #fast food jax

[onemillionfurries]

fun fact if you want to see videos before a certain year on youtube, you can put "before:[year]" after what you're searching for.

the results are glorious.

#lab notes #old web #2000s web #2000s #2000s nostalgia #pokemon #eevee #note: im using newpipe to search this. if you search on regular youtube you may get algorithm'd suggestions #like theyll all still be from before the year you put in #but when i look up 'eevee before:2010' on regular youtube i get eevee party videos pushed to the top. because i really like eevee party. #and google knows that #so if you want the REAL authenticity: log out of ur account first. or go incognito mode.

[quick-catton]

BARRY KEOGHAN FOR BUMBLE.

#my knees hit the ground so fast i heard a cracking noise #i just fucking woke up #the pearly gates are real i've just seen them #because i've fucking ascended #ok google is possible to fuck someone and be fucked by them at the same time #i literally think i'm having a fit #i might need to check into the ER #fuck valentine's day it's barry bumble day now #barry keoghan #saltburn #oliver quick

[powdermelonkeg]

Want to banish Tumblr Live, Post +, etc forever on uBlock Origin?

Here's how to do it!

Press your uBlock icon up on the extensions bar

Click on this button here to pull up your list of blocked things

Then paste these into the list:

www.tumblr.com##div.KTRcB:nth-child(2) www.tumblr.com##div.KTRcB:nth-child(3) www.tumblr.com##div.MNkkC:nth-child(4) > a:nth-child(1) www.tumblr.com##li.IYrO9:nth-child(4) www.tumblr.com##li.IYrO9:nth-child(5) www.tumblr.com##li.IYrO9:nth-child(6) www.tumblr.com##li.ZRl0t:nth-child(1) > div:nth-child(1) > ul:nth-child(2) > li:nth-child(6) www.tumblr.com##div.FZkjV:nth-child(2) > h1:nth-child(1) www.tumblr.com##div.FZkjV:nth-child(2)

And there you go!

This tutorial brought to you by "I just figured out how to do this and wanted to spare you all the headache."

EDIT: Now up to date!

#psa #tumblr live #these work across the board as far as i know #they at least have the same names between firefox and google chrome on my computer #real coffee hours

[royalarchivist]

Mine: Refer to me however you want!

Mike: Yeah, for me too. I think I use all pronouns too.

[They high-five and fist-bump each other]

Mine:

[via @barbmine]

#Mine #Barbmine #Mikethelink #Mike #I LOVE THEMMMMMMMMMMM THEY'RE SO FUNNY #Mine funniest person alive fr #also YOOOO LETS GO?????? #I didn't know Mike was ok with any pronouns #and Mine too??? that's awesome! #Also for those who don't know: Mine is Mike's wife! #They're both bi #They're so cool I wanna have a silly sweet partnership like this someday *clenches fist and stares off into the sunset* #As per usual: not a native Portuguese speaker so can't translate the full thing #please feel free to hop in with translations and/or corrections! #Though I'm pretty confident about these. Wouldn't post it if I wasn't #I'll be real idk how to translate viado LMAO #It's like. Not what google translate will tell you it means #idk imo I think ''homo'' sounds right but ONCE AGAIN: I'm not a Portuguese speaker #Poor Mine I laughed when she first posted this image ages ago and I replied to her saying it gave me a good laugh and she was like #''WAIT I PROMISE IT DOESN'T MEAN WHAT GOOGLE TRANSLATE SAYS IT MEANS'' #it's all good Mine I'm bi too I am not phased lmao #I don't personally use that word but I do not care when other queer folks use it

[legobiwan]

Apropos of nothing, here's my personal headcanon in regards to Mario and Luigi's surname.

Now, it's been generally announced and accepted that the brothers' last name is "Mario," shackling them with the somewhat awkward full names of "Mario Mario" and "Luigi Mario." My take on this is that the family's original last name was "Marianetti" (likely coming from the more common "Marinetti"). This name was changed to "Marionetti" when the boys' grandmother came over from Italy. (A common occurrence in record keeping at immigration at the time. Someone probably had bad handwriting and smudged a pencil stroke somewhere. It happened in my family for sure).

In Brooklyn, their father went by the last name "Marionetti," which ended up shortened to just "Mario," as oftentimes he would be addressed by his surname only. (Think, "Hey, Mario! Get over here!" as opposed to "Hey, Marionetti! Get over here!")

So, the boys are born and get their names. (Their father's middle name was Mario, and so our Mario, being the oldest, inherits his father's middle name as his first name. Luigi's name maybe comes from the middle name of some uncle who is long out of the picture).

So we have "Mario Marionetti" and "Luigi Marionetti." Which, their surname being a mouthful, gets shortened to "Mario" more often than not, just like their father. And thus we end up with "Mario Mario" and "Luigi Mario," culminating in the "Mario Brothers."

#hello there #this is based on zero science and mostly a way for me to explain the weird last name thing #i also came up with middle names for the boys based wholly on how i feel they sound and look written down #mario's middle name would be alphonso and luigi's would be giovanni #but i just looked up the meaning of the names and they're PERFECT for the boys #alphonso being “noble and ready to battle” #and giovanni being “gift from god” which would fit with luigi being the second younger twin #also if these definitions are off forgive me and google hahahaha #but the bros don't use those middle names in real life except to annoy each and embarrass each other #anyway enjoy that little tidbit while i go back to work

[son1c]

shadow and maria from my original shatterspace :)

far from the illustrious view of the stars, the ARK-tic research station where they both live is cold and bleak. going outside is strictly prohibited, since the project's existence is top secret. (plus, jupiter, who retains maria's illness from canon, would not fare well out there in the snow and ice for long.)

the environment has had an impact on jupiter's attitude. it's tough to stay positive when you're stuck in a freezer! callisto tries his hardest to cheer her up, though.

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #shadow the hedgehog #maria robotnik #sonic prime #sonic au #scribbles #10verse #if you don't know what callisto is (in real life) i implore you to google it right now <3 #just cuz i'm proud of their names lmao #callisto #jupiter

[duckytree]

“They hollowed out Sergeant Barnes and put the Soldier into the shell; I am all that is left.”

- fanfic i can’t remember the name to

#bucky barnes #the winter soldier #captain america #marvel #avengers #much #art #fanart #duckytree #i don’t speak russian but google tells me that is supposed to say ‘you are a thief’ #this is bucky to himself lol #the internal conflict is real

[nuinokata]

If you ever find yourself questioning your own intelligence, just remember that Jujutsu Kaisen gave us a character who is the undisputed strongest living being in his universe (so much so that his birth altered the balance of the entire world around him) and is canonically able to do anything he tries; who could have decided to spend his entire life doing absolutely whatever tf he wanted because there is literally no one and nothing with the power to stop him, but instead chose to use his strength to protect and train the next generation to be strong and intelligent enough to overhaul the current oppressive system that would have stripped those innocent kids of their lives and precious youth in the same way it did his own generation, and this was a good portion of the fandom’s reaction to said character:

mostly based on one (1) line removed from 5 layers of context. When the majority of the story wouldn't have taken place at all if not for his strong sense of morality. I am so Tired.

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #and it’s fine not to like him!! you don’t have to like fan favourite characters!!! #you’re not obligated to like any character for any reason cause it literally doesn’t matter! they’re not real!! #but you can just dislike them for their canon characteristics without feeling the need to make up super ooc fanon stuff #in order to justify it! it’s simply unnecessary!!! #also i am once again asking people to PLEASE just google what the term 'god complex' actually refers to ashgsadk

[inkskinned]

so one time i got bit by a brown recluse which is one of the only types of spider in my area that's actually dangerous and at first i didn't know what had happened to me, only that it was nasty. the swelling wasn't going down and the wound started to get ugly. i don't want to like get into the details because that's gross but it got to the point 2 weeks later that i was worried enough to go to the doctor, which i hate doing.

i am not afraid of spiders but other people are so i'd been covering it with this big ole square bandage (i needed more landscape coverage than a simple bandaid) and sat in the university medical waiting room, kicking my heels and playing BOTW. the nurse who admitted me was like, oh, we have got to get Tom to cover this one. she wrote spider bite under my ticket.

i waited in the near-empty building for like an hour and then nurse tom shows up in spiderman scrubs, out of breath. "sorry," he says, "i saw - your slip - and I had," he heaves in a breath, "to run home and. get. these scrubs. i literally. ran. felt like a job. for. spiderman."

i laugh. he puts his hands on his knees, thumbs-ups at me. fishes a pamphlet out from under his clipboard that basically says spiders can be scary but you don't need to be scared, there's very few dangerous spiders in new england. "honestly," he wheezes, "we probably don't need to get you into an exam room. just..." he waves his hand at the pamphlet, "read that."

i look down at my arm. then back at him in his scrubs. and then down at my arm. i like that he made an effort to make a joke, but now it does not feel like a good joke, because they are mistaking my calm for a lack of injury. "can i. like. at least show you the bite?"

he gives me kind of a weird look, which is fair, but then says. "if. i mean, if you have to."

i peel the bandage off. his face goes green.

"oh," he says.

"yeah, man."

"a... spider bit you?" his voice is high and tight and trembling. he backs up a few steps.

"i think a brown recluse," i offer. "i know it's nasty, sorry."

"excuse me for a moment." he looks over to the administering nurse on the other side of the small room. "i need to find someone else to take care of you."

the administering nurse smiles over to us with a degree of pleasure that is almost salivating. for a moment, like a window opening, i am briefly aware of what must be a psychic message floating amongst the in-between. her jaguar teeth all say this is like a party for me and i know exactly what i'm doing.

"oh no, tom," she says, grinning. "i gave her to you specifically."

#this is a real thing that happened #i then waited in an exam room for another hour until a doctor was similarly dismissive until he saw it #and then just gave me antibacterial cream which didn't help the swelling lol #it went away on its own like 4 weeks later #but that's like not the fun part of this story #i was just like. suddenly in the middle of someone else's work drama and GIRL #btw found this extremely funny #edit in the tags: oh ! i thought they were native to NE !!! ???? omg #i mean a real doctor really saw the wound and said ''brown recluse'' so i assumed he was right i never googled it #i lived on a mattress on the floor in a house of people who were always travelling #so like i guess it could have been ANY spider??? #omg..... #the way this rocked my whole world

[spidertroupeart]

Heyyyyy, it's meeeeeee

#donutarts #undertale #grillby #i posted this in a server eith a few friends #and it lead to a discussion with my boyfriend about fancy ketchup bottles #which lead into me learning what pruno is #thanks google #but real talk #after learning about pruno grillby would definitely try it #if anything as a prank toward sans #“try this :) it's ketchup wine :)” #terrible.

[alfietimewolf]

#google #don't trust google #google is deadly to writers #writer problems #fanfic problems #research rabbit hole #'imma google this real quick' #*four hours later* #what happened #fanfic #fanfic writer #writer #writer's problems #writeblr #writers of tumblr

[the-official-publix]

ME AND KROGER ARE GETTING MARRIED

lol so wedding time mfs

BE ANYTHING YOU WANT!!! IDC!!!!!!!

tags:

@yes-im-youtube-kids (your welcome) @actually-kroger (get over it) @the-gimmick-shipper @the-official-pepsi @the-official-uno @thekrogercompany @the-real-chipotle @the-official-apple @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @official-arbys @officially-google-translate @officialtinder @official-sainsburys @operagxreal @basically-bumble

Edit: haha i forgot shakespeare

@shakespeare-official-account

#publix posting #lol enemies to lovers arc real #GOOGLE AND BING NEXT GUYS!!!!