#real coffee hours

[powdermelonkeg]

There is exactly one way I want to break in this new computer.

#IT RUNS SO SMOOTHLY I COULD CRY #bg3 #real coffee hours

[agerasiaa]

A crack fic about Lucifer, Vox and Husk making an Alastor Hate Club. And it’s just them once a week bonding over how much they hate Alastor and Husk realizes more and more how he doesn’t actually hate Alastor and is bitter about it, Lucifer randomly trauma dumps about his tragic life, and by each meeting Lucifer and Husk notice how Vox’s sheer hate borderlines on obsession and they share awkward glances every time he starts ranting and shows them his Alastor shrine or something. And when he makes some comments like “Alastor does this and that every day” (some very specific detail about him only a stalker/someone with a long history with Al would know) and the other two are like “how do you know” and he’s like “I just do.”

#vox: it’s not a SHRINE it’s a technique to manifest alastor’s immediate death #husk: sure buddy #it doesn’t borderline in obsession it is obsession #lucifer would also rant about ducks #and vox would be like ‘this is the king of hell i need to let him talk abt his stupid rubber ducks for another hour won’t I’ #husk would be so sick and tired seeing all the problems he perceives from vox and lucifer #vox: and you guys like your coffee like that right? #husk & lucifer: HOW DO YOU KNOWWWW #and at one point they will forget to hate on alastor and become attached to each other #husk has the most real reason to despise alastor #but instead his biggest hater #is just a guy who got rejected by him #and the second biggest hater just hates al bc he’s a lil shit #who tried to pretend having stolen his dad status #vox hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #fic ideas #vox #alastor #husk #lucifer #radiostatic #one-sided as always

[comfymoth]

sometimes the only way to deal with your job is to imagine your little blorbos doing it. and then just get way too invested in that

#bakery au……… yeah #quackity and roier r front counter Of Course. jaiden too probably #luzu’s a baker so by the time quackity clocks in for opening he’s already been there for four hours and is fully zombified #quackity talks his ear off anyways. it’s a friendship! sorta #cellbit’s the regular who comes in orders a coffee and stays all day working on something on his laptop #and everyone thinks he’s a freak because who goes to a bakery for coffee. their coffee fucking sucks. why does he stay *all day* Is he crazy #they all take turns making up stories about what it is he seems so hard at work on #and the eggs in this aren’t real kids they’re like. pets. #probably cats cos i said so #tilin is a stray cat that lives under the bakery dumpster that quackity’s been feeding #bobby is jaiden’s spoiled little baby who knocks over all roier’s things #(they’re roommates btw cos they have to be) #and um. yeah i should like shut up now. probably #before i start telling you about what kind of shops are next door to them and who works there and blah blah blah

[gatito0000]

Miguel &/ Reader, re: Coffee, Black For a brief time he got swapped place with Original peter into modern year (1992 comic), Miguel get to drink coffee and he was impressed that it was made from real coffee beans

which means... Miguel's 2099 dystopia futuristic world doesn't have coffee beans anymore, he just drinks whatever the coffee flavored chemical juice his world can mixed up. Even processed coffee and instant coffee requires actual coffee beans in it (but very low quality beans)

now imagine if u bring your $5 local cafe take-out coffee anywhere near him :))) just watch him squirming, seething with jealous, his enhanced senses of smell greedily taking in that cheap coffee from across the room. No among of wealth or resources within his controls can afford him the real thing. He doesn't know u wont mind bringing some for him or even get him instant coffee to brew at his own leisure, how is he even going to ask you for such a menial favor? He doesn't want to ask anyone to do anything unless it directly related to the job/ missions

imaging him gritting his teeth, swallow his ego, muster up the courage to ask u for some coffee and u tell him no❤ to his face? what is he going to do? kick u out of the spidey society? chase u around for your size small $5 coffee? look him dead in the eyes as you drink your coffee in one gulp and ask him what coffee

#bullying ur boss on paid hours step 1 #left ur coffee out cold for hours just to see him eyeing longing it across the room #tormenting him for weeks #gift him that fancy instant coffee on christmas and see how cute he mask his delight #i legit dont recall he ate anything except the brief time when he tried some donut and cheap coffee from lower new york in 1992 #and he said it was so gross lmao #the empanadas and miggy burger is cute but u guys gotta let him eat literally anything else lmaoooooo #this isnt just about coffee btw just think #what if theres no fresh veggies or real meats? everything just Beyond burger tm #miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #atsv miguel #miguel x reader #sort of

[khaotunq]

me: i'm gonna get at least three or four of these gifsets done that i have an idea for today! i've done laundry and changed my bed and finished an entire cafetiere! i am PRODUCTIVITY PERSONIFIED let's goooooo!!

cut to two hours later

me: *is just sitting grinning stupidly at photoshop because khaotung* *the living embodiment of (*￣▽￣*)* *beyond help*

#so it is decreed #the brainrot is real and it has taken me #save yours lves #the far too strong coffee's probably showing #i at least finished one of the sets #gaipa is detrimental to my ability to do anything at all #i'm gonna go. do something. #(i'll still be here in 2 more hours) #(i will still be stupidgrinning)

[corruptedsystem32]

Coffee addiction with undiagnosed(previously diagnosed) adhd be like. "Don't talk to me, damn it, but how do your morning be though?"

#coffee #coffee addict #coffee addiction #no but for real gimme a few hours to wake up #adhd #autism #neurodivergent #neurodiversity #neurodiverse stuff

[basic-enemy]

mothers and FUCKERS of the jury, your dash is about to be irrevocably changed

#get ready for hashtag Real Bat Hours #im going to be soooooooo annoying about her #you hug her and she smells like cinnamon and coffee and a little bit of batstink and its sooooo hot you wanna take her home and pamper her #but she's way out of your league #:) #fufufufufu~

[biwachan]

2024.02

taking handwritten notes during meetings is just so much faster than typing. Monday afternoons are just meeting after meeting. well, I guess most days are like that.

an a6 size notebook really isn't enough.

#日記 #ほぼ日手帳 #daily blog #hobonichi #workblr #is that a real tag #the coffee machine at the office was broken #so I had to buy a bottled drink #it is kind of lonely sitting alone in a booth for 8 hours

[carcarrot]

trying to eat my lunch at work is an olympic sport and brother im going for the gold

#there is no 'break room' or designated little area where i can sit down and eat it #and i cant take my self imposed roughly 2 hour break yet where i sit in my little spot thats almost tucked away #but people still walk by there and often incredibly annoyingly sit exactly right in front of me there #even though they have a wealth of options #but while im standing in my spot by where i brew the coffee #i must carefully attempt to eat my lunch during moments when people arent walking by #theoretically i could not give a shit and just eat when they are walking by or not but i dont want people to see that . #so i eat like the little gremlin i am #however todays proving to be a real tester which is why i have time to make this post

[enevera]

anyway turns out therapy does help actually whaddya know

#solid hour of complaining abt my dad and brother and crying abt the next decade or so of my life #was rough but i feel more awake now if that makes sense #unfortunately i couldnt avoid the post-cry red face this time tho so that sucked #but i am back at the coffee shop hanging out with spider friend now so things are better #its me and this spider against the world #<- totally real and normal thing to say btw #this isnt even abt anything im just talking rn

[powdermelonkeg]

Going feral thinking about how we have to pay for the privilege to NOT have to listen to nonstop sales pitches.

"What would your ancestors think of your whole gender thing-" What would YOURS think of being told to buy things every two minutes. I think they would kill CEOs in the streets for being annoying. They were known to do that.

#real coffee hours

[casiavium]

Once again I am being paid to go on Tumblr

#though this time i can't sit down and write fanfiction and we have to throw away all the expired food instead of taking it home #and the employee discount is only 20% instead of 50% #and the hours are in the morning and we don't have as large a menu and I can't experiment with drinks #i do get real breaks at least #and just like last time! we are out of everything due to shipping errors #we don't even have *coffee*. what the fuck #just espresso. it's been flipped #this is only temporary hopefully in the 90 days I was hired for I can find a better job 😭 #corporate coffee shops SUCK #and it's not even a real Starbucks so O don't get the stuff that comes with a Starbucks job >:(

[trollbreak]

SITS HERE

#been slowly swinging a pendulum between bill and beastly all day #and um. sits on the floor. bill is able to read folks as well as junie she just. doesn’t really know what to do #with that. sees how Ethann and Beastly are and is like. hm. I’m. not fond of the way you grew up. but one of you treats the topic as a live #explosive and the other can’t seem to conceptualize how anything was wrong. she’s like. that’s not right. but the fuck could I do abt it. #she’s just lingering in a room with Ethann while the both of them work on deparate things in silence. they’re very close because of the. the #‘shows trust by being nearby and letting themself not pay attention to u’ #like the. the making a point to go hey. you’re not a threat to me. and im available if needed. #bill talks to herself while she works sometimes and when she does Ethann comes over to watch. do u fucking KNOW how Ethann is slowly learnin #abt ships and upkeep from this… bill helping him wash grease out of their fur at the end of the night…. beastly doesn’t live with bill ofc #but he’s a regular visitor and bill makes sure to let him know he’s always welcome… sometimes when he’s feeling particularly unmoored her #house is one of the places he goes to find a room to sit in silence for a few hours. maybe nap till things feel a little more real again. #SIGHS ALL BIG #bill 🤝 junie. shes Ur dad #junie is happy for him to be ur mom #bill never signed up for this shit and is sitting there staring into her coffee going hm. wel shit when did that happen. like she’s Gonna be #a helpful figure but she’s also like. when did that happen?

[hoperays-song]

Cross Country Vists

*Johnny calling Ryan while stuck in traffic*

Johnny: Hey, I'm going to be half an hour late. 

Ryan, forgot they were even supposed to meet and now frantically trying to get ready: You always do this.

#sing 2 #sing rynny #sing ryan #sing johnny #rynny #johnny x ryan #ryan is not a morning person #its 12 pm he just woke up ok #based on their real world base locations redshore and calatonia are 4 hours by car apart #so they definitely meet up even if the show is on break #johnny was 30 minutes late but brought coffee #ryan got there legit 3 minutes before him but acted like he'd been there an hour #johnny does not believe him

[hella1975]

ive officially sold my soul to the devil <- applied at starbucks

#i didnt hate myself enough apparently i needed external stimuli to really kick the bucket #their starting salary is nearly £11 an hour idc if it's miserable i'll do it #and i said i wanted a coffee shop job again for the autumn months right.... right???? it'll be cute and aesthetic right??? #hella slaves to capitalism #never has that tag been more real

[daincrediblegg]

and now I must conclude this terrible stank day full of stank daylight savings and stank terrible pizza for dinner and stank exam work with what? I ask you. LAUNDRY???

#the answer may surprise you #I deserve better than this for the start of my break. like coffee shop hours and working on my novel #but noooo I still have to research for the lecture I've got to give when I get back from break #(it's fun tho I mean it's on edgar allan poe and the pale blue eye and connecting the narrative themes and shit and his real life to it) #but my god do I just wanna... snuggle with frankie. maybe fuck blanky too. who knows. anything could happen)