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inkskinned · 11 months

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so one time i got bit by a brown recluse which is one of the only types of spider in my area that's actually dangerous and at first i didn't know what had happened to me, only that it was nasty. the swelling wasn't going down and the wound started to get ugly. i don't want to like get into the details because that's gross but it got to the point 2 weeks later that i was worried enough to go to the doctor, which i hate doing.

i am not afraid of spiders but other people are so i'd been covering it with this big ole square bandage (i needed more landscape coverage than a simple bandaid) and sat in the university medical waiting room, kicking my heels and playing BOTW. the nurse who admitted me was like, oh, we have got to get Tom to cover this one. she wrote spider bite under my ticket.

i waited in the near-empty building for like an hour and then nurse tom shows up in spiderman scrubs, out of breath. "sorry," he says, "i saw - your slip - and I had," he heaves in a breath, "to run home and. get. these scrubs. i literally. ran. felt like a job. for. spiderman."

i laugh. he puts his hands on his knees, thumbs-ups at me. fishes a pamphlet out from under his clipboard that basically says spiders can be scary but you don't need to be scared, there's very few dangerous spiders in new england. "honestly," he wheezes, "we probably don't need to get you into an exam room. just..." he waves his hand at the pamphlet, "read that."

i look down at my arm. then back at him in his scrubs. and then down at my arm. i like that he made an effort to make a joke, but now it does not feel like a good joke, because they are mistaking my calm for a lack of injury. "can i. like. at least show you the bite?"

he gives me kind of a weird look, which is fair, but then says. "if. i mean, if you have to."

i peel the bandage off. his face goes green.

"oh," he says.

"yeah, man."

"a... spider bit you?" his voice is high and tight and trembling. he backs up a few steps.

"i think a brown recluse," i offer. "i know it's nasty, sorry."

"excuse me for a moment." he looks over to the administering nurse on the other side of the small room. "i need to find someone else to take care of you."

the administering nurse smiles over to us with a degree of pleasure that is almost salivating. for a moment, like a window opening, i am briefly aware of what must be a psychic message floating amongst the in-between. her jaguar teeth all say this is like a party for me and i know exactly what i'm doing.

"oh no, tom," she says, grinning. "i gave her to you specifically."

#this is a real thing that happened #i then waited in an exam room for another hour until a doctor was similarly dismissive until he saw it #and then just gave me antibacterial cream which didn't help the swelling lol #it went away on its own like 4 weeks later #but that's like not the fun part of this story #i was just like. suddenly in the middle of someone else's work drama and GIRL #btw found this extremely funny #edit in the tags: oh ! i thought they were native to NE !!! ???? omg #i mean a real doctor really saw the wound and said ''brown recluse'' so i assumed he was right i never googled it #i lived on a mattress on the floor in a house of people who were always travelling #so like i guess it could have been ANY spider???#omg.....#the way this rocked my whole world

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professorllayton · 1 year

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whimpering

#omg.....#blabs #videos #house md

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ctommy · 7 months

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bagi: ola tina tina: tinaaa :) bagi: oh am i saying it wrong tina: no i like the way you say it the most :)

#txt #omg.....

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runway-houses-city-clouds · 4 months

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WAIT MY KEYBOARD HAS THESE THINGS???????? OH MY GOD

#i am going to use the fuck out of these #omg.....

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911onabc · 1 year

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i want to cuddle with someone so bad rn

#i think it's been literal years since i have even hugged someone for longer than 3 seconds #god that's depressing #okay not years but over a year #would've been around my 22nd birthday?#omg.....#ramblings

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littlechillis · 2 years

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#omg.....#i stalk chaperonek9 every once in a while to see if they post a pic of kt and it seems that today is my lucky day #i can bark too #kieran tierney #arsenal #arsenal fc

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vampitsm · 17 hours

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HELLO???? THANK YOU???

#⚧ . quinn speaks #omg.....#i have flags coming i promise

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7000f1 · 10 months

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JYUSHI (ARGO ORCHESTRA) SOLO

HITOJAKU DUET

SASARO DUET

#also kuko and jiro that's going to be such a mess LMAO #omg.....#OMG......#I AM PHYSICALLY VIBRATING #ramblings

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thegreatstrongbow · 1 year

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fancy (slaps this here from Mae because aaaAAAA)

Send “fancy” for a starter where my muse is wearing a beautiful dress.

"Sometimes I think I am wasted on the marches."

Beleg laughed as he admired himself in the mirror, leaning forward to adjust the top of the dress. While he did not always enjoy formal wear, he found that the style here was much more suited to him, the cut more comfortable and flattering than his formal robes that lay collecting dust in a trunk in Menegroth.

"I could be a diplomat instead, dress up, and have people fight for my attention." He was teasing - but he was handsome, in a gown or in armour, and he knew it well. "Ah, but it is a shame the chance to dress up so often comes alongside boring meetings and endless small talk."

He sighed and straightened up.

"I will give the Noldor credit for this; you have very nice dresses."

#gezelligheiid #omg.....#answered #also please assume someone else picked it for him otherwise he would pick the ugliest combo of colour and fabric known to elfkind

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female-malice · 1 year

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