#the pregnancy tho... no <3

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

"Suggest how you might resolve the staging difficulties inherent in a production of Ibsen’s Peer Gynt." if you get the reference I'd love you forever, but it's not the question for this week. Here it is: If you could change the way any movie/play/book was made, which one would you change? how?

i don't understand the reference sorry 😔😔😔

at first i was gonna talk about glee or skam españa but i don't want to open that can of worms so i'll talk about memorias de idhún instead hehe

i re-read the whole thing again after being obsessed with it as a preteen last year i think? and i realized the most annoying thing about it was the love triangle, ESPECIALLY in the third book. basically, by the end of the series the love triangle is resolved with a very weird polyamorous relationship, and that's exactly how book 2 ends; book 3 just rehashes the same issues the characters had in that love plot once again and it becomes really tiring. so, i would keep everything the same until book 3, and instead of rehashing everything, i would spend more time developing jack and kirtash's relationship with one another. i just want them to not be mortal enemies basically, i think that would help lol. i actually really enjoy the main plot in that book so i would only change the love triangle stuff. oh and i would explicitely state that they're in a polyamorous relationship, i would really focus on that as well :)

#sunday asks #ask #you weren't expecting a hot take on mdi in the year of our lord 2022 huh #also i'm not too into jack and victoria's wedding #but i also don't mind it #it can stay i don't care #the pregnancy tho... no <3 #she could've explored wina's effect another way #or like make jack and victoria travel with a pregnant woman to show it #something like that #also in my head there would've been an epilogue with erik and eva grown up in the human world showing signs of dragon / shek and unicorn #characteristics #i actually wrote a lot about how i imagined them when i was 11-12 #i even started a fanfic lol #now that i think about it... i could make them in the sims #oh my god i could make them in the sims #JUST IN TIME FOR THE HIGH SCHOOL EXPANSION #THANK YOU SANDRA NOW I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING TODAY

[soulsilvers]

top ten reasons why red is THE MOST BADASS trainer in the pokemon franchise NUMBER ONE he gets that man pregnant!!

green and red still have the energy and room for one more <3 that wish proves itself to be.. fruitful.

(yes this subject matter can possibly piss off some tumblr catholic. blacklist the pregnancy tag if this is not your thing or block me. thank you for your co-operation.)

#pregnancy #trainer red #trainer green #trainer blue #trainer leaf #namelessshipping #reguri #gurire #red oak #green oak #blue oak #pokemon #pkmn #if im gonna talk the talk about impregnanting men then im also going to walk the walk. BLESS #reds kind of um unsettling in the sense that hell go on a huge explanation about how pregnancy works and will be all calm and earnest abt i #he does it completely out of love. just that it might be yknow TOO DETAILED wihtout him realizing!! #tawny and cerise are still around tho jsyk!! just that thats a story for another day #anyway i have a lot to say still but god ill let them be as corny as they want THEY DESERVE IT!!! #baby number 3 is super cute and awesome btw

[kana7o]

May Sketches!

#obikin #i had fun with all of these HUHUU #theres 2 whump pics and they look the same bc i didnt read the prompt properly LMAO #it was supposed to be anakin taking care of obiwan.... #oh well two cakes #and obiwan is in pain either way so <3 #ALSO I WISH I COULD DRAW BEEG SCARY ANAKIN TOWERING OVER HIS SMOL MASTER #IM NOT GOOD AT DRAWING FURRY THO CRIES #I FORGOT TO TAG #pregnancy #IM SORRY I FORGOT SHDVZYAVS #mpreg #sw

[blaithnne]

I’m literally fine I don’t care its not even that big of a deal it’s whatever who’s Hilda

#me watching the entire trailer: right but what does this mean for Lauren #I think I’m gonna end up making her story a whole much more canon divergent au if I wanna keep it the same lol #I’ll only be 4 chapters into Plenism when it comes out tho so #i can always do a quick rewrite I suppose? #I’ve kept things as vauge as possible but it does rely on Hilda being johannas biological kid born via a regular pregnancy #the time the dad left would have to be altered anyway if he had left after Hilda was brown #cause the whole premise of the what if au is ‘what if the show was written with lauren in mind from the start’ #so things would be p different anyway #ANYWAYS #hilda #hilda the series #netflix hilda #hilda netflix #Hilda spoilers #Hilda season 3 spoilers #Hilda (Hilda) #Hilda johanna #Johanna hilda #Hilda david #David hilda #Hilda frida #frida hilda #Hilda twig #twig hilda #raven Hilda #Hilda raven #the great raven #aunt astrid Hilda #Hilda aunt astrid #aunt Astrid

[rat4women]

Still sometimes think about that time they were like “does mommy want to get me pregnant” after scrolling through this blog a lil and it immediately short circuited my brain a lil, like yes, yes I do, however you didn’t have to call me out like that Pal 🙄

#✨ <3 #Like god #sorry for the breeding kink being bundled with kink flavored pregnancy 🙄 #As if it’s my fault #I respect the bitches who go “no preg only breed” forever n always tho #Anyway I have got to get better at like. Ig casual kink charged flirting #Like I was doing a lot better w/ it the other day but it was also. Only Over text #Why must it be so much easier to say degenerate shit to strangers on tumblr 😔 #breeding k1nk #cw pregnancy mention #sapphic nsft #nblw nsft #nblw ns/fw #sapphic ns/fw #nsft queer #ns/fw queer

[djservo]

Incredibly un-based that there's juicy bro drama happening off screen...

ur so right, apologies:

#miko helped herself to breakfast in just her underwear I Respect It #ok the full scoop: miko asked sergio to take things to the next level via phone(?) notification CAN U BELIEVE #i said 'no way' LMAO listen it's just not in their stars rn we got a story to tell this is hollywood babe!!! #but then i felt bad so i had sergio invite her over (she kept popping up in the lobby anyway umm stalker much?) & let him do his thing #all schmoozy all 'that wasn't me babygirl i would never 'no way' you <333' barffff ANYWAY #kissin huggin makin up the whole 9 yards + they go under the covers + start baby making much to our dismay #immediately after sergio gets the tense moodlet like 'omg what if she has a baby tho...' THE CONDOM BOX WAS RIGHT THERE BABE WHOSE FAULT !! #long story short this is how i learned how to terminate pregnancies via mccc <3 #*tells the whole story* yeah so long story short!! :-) LOL bye #asks #sim spice #just in case 🙄

[sinningtamer]

You should draw all this (/nf)

I WANT TO AND HAVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT. normally i'm not in the mood for kink stuff with my sona but this gaaaaaaame fuuuuuckkkkk man. i'm tempted. my save has been such a comedy of errors when you imagine plot to it. we got married on the 4th, his birthday was on the 14th, and then i got his max heart event on the 15th AND GOT PREGNANT IN THE SAME NIGHT??? i looked it up and by god the game really gave me the opportunity as soon as possible.

hello yes harvey here is your late birthday gift. also i was not keeping track of the days so catch me in shock running around the first day of spring hauling around and planting a billion crops cleaning up the farm etc always super busy OH HEY YOUR KID IS HERE

i know the game gives you the choice to get pregnant but in my mind's eye this is absolutely an accident. and i am choosing to internet this dialogue as evidence.

#something something leave it to the doctor to figure it out first LOL #i'm sad i didn't get any other pregnancy dialogue </3 tho there might not be much #this game isn't built for freaks like me #anyways #ask

[gxlden-angels]

Not to ride Bezos's dick, but Shiny Happy People is free on prime video rn with ads and it's got all the hits including commentary from Fundie Friday, an interview of Paul and Morgan that's currently making Paul meltdown, and a summary of the "Joshua" generation

It is about the Duggars, so please be careful when viewing due to the nature of the documentary. There will be discussions of things like child sexual abuse material, child abuse, cults, and fundamentalism

#I'm so excited I didn't realize it was free #it's about the Duggars so be warned #and I am once again saying #it is about the DUGGARS family so please be careful #I'm so excited to watch tho for the emotional validation #this is the shit I was raised with #my grandad was 13 of 14 kids #my dad was 1 of 6 #my nana wanted 12 and only stopped cause she got cancer #she's cancer free now thankfully! #but yea this is the shit I dealt with #I was lowkey groomed #still unpacking that part with my therapist #I was a fuckin sister mom #I helped raise the younger 3 from 11 y/o onwards #and it felt overnight too cause I was an only child then suddenly had 6 stepsiblings/cousins in the house #I was told at 14/15 years old that I was a sinner and disappointment if I didn't submit to a man get married and have multiple children #but was told unless I physically could not give birth because of something like cancer like my nana #I fuckin CRIED cause I had undiagnosed endometriosis and an irrational fear of pregnancy #I better fuckin do it or get use to fire and brimstone now #I want to see Jim Bob. Michelle. and Josh get what they deserve on 4K television #I want to see their girls go free and heal #And I want justice to finally be fucking served #I am very passionate about quiverfull families #They showed the Rodrigues family too who have 13 kids #idk if they showed the Collins with 10 #n e ways I hope y'all enjoyed my brief moment of rage I'm gonna go to bed now #realized I didn't even explain the Joshua Gen but that's for another time #ex christian #religious trauma

[sayakxmi]

Absolutely. Jade would draw on them, too, and they'd both have So. Much. Fun. They'd also draw their fursonas, and of course joke about Jade being a part dog, so she's in a way her own fursona in real life. Dave draws her in his signature style. Jade ends up drawing furry!Dave, too, not just Akwete, as a payback. All in good faith, obviously, they're just fooling around and they both know it.

And when their kids are born (or adopted), they are not only allowed but encouraged to add their own creative touches to the ever growing collection of plant pots and probably even more random knickknakcs.

They have one of the tackiest houses out of all the people they know, being outranked by 2-3 at best, but it's colorful and full of joy and good memories.

Something they have both always wanted.

#davejade #dave strider #jade harley #homestuck #srsly it all looks so horrible but in a such a warm and homey way #it's truly a place that can be called theirs #ofc theyve had a flat before and it was too full of their personalities #but they have always intended to move out to a big house one day so it always felt a little bit temporary #they kept postponing it all the time for one reason or another #but when jade got pregnant (and the initial conflict was resolved) they figured its high time to do this #their flat was too small for 3 people and a dog (bc ofc they have a dog) #or it would be too small when their child gets olders #i still imagine it wasnt until some time after Jays birth that theyve really moved there tho #there was a lot to manage in the house & pregnancy is no walk in the park #so it took longer than it wouldve otherwise; it was worth it tho #HS: PFH #HS: PFH; PC #? #need to figure out the tag

[camellcat]

AMY POND I LOVE YOU!! I'm so sorry :(

#her life is a fucking shit show and it is terrible to watch and I love it #I just finished Day of the Moon so please no spoilers but oh my god #pregnancy scare? oh ames oh gOD IT WASN'T JUST A SCARE WAS IT? DON'T ANSWER THAT #rory williams I am also so so so sorry #she loves you rory!!!!! :((( ur life is still hell tho <3 #anyways when I was first watching I was sooo surprised by how quickly I fell in love with her #literally by the time I finished her introduction episode she was already my second favorite companion #rose tyler is still my wife but amy pond is precious and is my girlfriend #I have two hands and they are being used to hold rose tyler's and amy pond's hands #kisses kisses for both of them #amy pond #doctor who

[lanshappycorner]

im gonna meet my new roommate this weekend........i hope that they r normal

(ramble in the tags)

#for context last yr (or this yr . but last school yr) i had the most insane roommate #she was like an insane clean freak and she was also really loud and kept moving my stuff and I SUSPECT she even stole smth but idk #she also lied to me a lot and attempted to gaslight me to turn me on our other housemates . she made me cry multiple times </3 #i lived in an apt of 5 ppl and everyone all hated her but i shared a room with her. and the thing is that they all liked Me but not Her #so whenever there were arguments id end up having to be the middle ground like even when i went home for summer vacation #i was called over on the phone to solve household disputes bc yknow she only listened to me and i was the only person capable of not- #-like blowing up on her bc she'd say some pretty unreasonable things sometimes and my other housemates r all pretty hotheaded #(my roomie included) but i . i do not get angry like ever so im able to calmly deal with things #when i tell you i do not get angry ever im so srs i know i say shit on here but my housemates have never seen me angry even once in 2 yrs #but anyways sometimes my housemates take me out for drinks and theyre like are u sure ur okay lan how do u live with her 💀💀 #anyways yeah last yr was a shitshow i hope my roommate this yr is normal like just the bare minimum is fine #ive only ever had insane roommates like my first roommate was a party animal and shed come home drunk at like 4 am #there was even a pregnancy scare once but anyways at least i got along with her rly well #i miss her actually :((( #my second roommate tho. she scares me

[ask-the-sexyman-squad]

so it's the final month...

Al, DT?

Are you prepared?

"Well---"

"The hell do you mean by 'final month'?"

They're exhausted and in discomfort. They didn't mean to be curt by all means. The question just...caught them off guard.

"My love, things work differently for demonic pregnancies: I think that's what they meant."

""Mhh. I wouldn't have noticed..."

"Oh, such a bluffer! But look! You've dropped a bit!"

"I know. I felt it. Along with your twins kicking at my ribs."

"Ah...well, that does it for you."

"That's your response?"

"I--yes? And?"

"...nevermind. I'm sorry."

"Apology accepted, my dear!"

"As for preparation, we got some clothes for the twins, set up where the crib is...damn...I can't believe I'm saying all of this."

"Aww: never pictured yourself as a parent?"

"No...and now I'm nervous. Not even nervous, I'm terrified. There could be so many things that can go wrong."

"My love, my love, look at me...~"

"Hm...?"

"...we're going to be alright. No need to stress: we wouldn't want them coming out early and you going into labor, would we?"

"God no. I'm already stressed as is."

It took a lot for them to be stressed...but starting this family definitely spiked their nerves. It was a reminder that they were indeed still human.

"No need to be stressed...because just know: I'm going to be with you. Every step."

"....thank you, hon."

"Not a problem, my love."

"Love you."

"I love you too: always will."

#Sardonic Sexymen - DT and Alastor #original post #art #fanart #original art #image reply #text reply #alastor #double trouble #Dance To The Masochism Tango - DT x Alastor #implied radiotrouble #cw pregnancy #cw pregnancy mention #cw labor #cw labor mention #((they're coming!! don't worry. I don't know when BUT they are indeed coming #((I don't want to rush through anything really. I COULD say that time here is different from irl stuff #((idk tho!! #((either way tysm for the ask nonnie <3

[vaugarde]

this is what social anxiety feels like. nanami is like those posts like “is dry cleaning socially acceptable?” except its carrying around an egg

#ok well she thinks she laid it but most ppl wouldnt come to that conclusion girlie djfjfjjf #ok so. surface level thought 3 minutes in is that this is about the shame of teenage pregnancy #or the shame of teen sex even though its being encouraged by people like akio #idk tho. havent seen the whole thing so #echoed voice #rgu liveblog

[vampalpatine-archive]

i think it's really cool that sarah snook has said in interviews that at first when she got the script she wasn't sure about doing succession cause she was scared that it would be this show about businessmen and she would be relegated to the hot sister who does nothing and is a one dimensional character, and then the show ended up being all about her, literally the tomshiv show and shiv ended up being one of the most complicated multifaceted well written female characters in all of tv history

#just. really happy for her i hope she wins the emmy <3 #even tho they did write shiv's pregnancy around her own pregnancy and i still think that was a horrible decision and it sucks. but whatever #succession #own post

[taegularities]

im genuinely curious because like protection is not only to prevent getting preggers but also prevent spreading STD’s and like hmm just a thought on how people do it back in the day i guess hehe cause now im really conscious that both of me and my partner are clean i guess

yeah, that's the issue with that era i guess, bc stds weren't taken as seriously as now... people slept around a lot, there were so many brothels and orgies, so stds were definitely not a rarity i think. we'll just pretend c&f jk is clean bc plot convenience LOL but yeah, that's definitely something to consider in general. it's one of the first things i ask partners i sleep with, too, like everyone should !!

#tw stds #i thought about both pregnancies and stds while writing cos... c&f jk has been to brothels #and sex workers #he's fkn wild so let's hope for oc he's all well lol #he did wear the intestines a few times tho but this time he didn't </3 #notes for rid 🌹 #anon #fic: candles & flames

[eowima]

Helloooo everyone!

So, I know I said I'd be back with more writing in July buuuuut yeah I failed. The thing is, we moved, and then we found out that I'm pregnant with Baby 3, and now my body thinks it's funny to yell at me "OMG DUDE CHILL WE STOOD UP SO FAST RN I CAN'T HANDLE THIS" every five minutes even when I'm lying very still on the couch so 🤣🤣🤣 it's been impossible to write I'm afraid 🙈 I'll come back to it that's one sure thing, I always come back to writing, but yeah don't hold your breath too long I'm sorry 😬

Hope you're all well ❤️

#caitvi #violyn #spideychelle #fitzsimmons #writing #so excited for this last pregnancy tho!! #baby 3 coming march 2023 ooh yeah #last little addition to our family ❤️