The Unaired Two-Page Conversation
I think we're past the point of possible spoilers, so as promised: the 2pg book conversation that was cut for time (and realism). Originally, I was experimenting with "unsent" books as part of the conversations, but I thought it would ultimately be too confusing and opted not to use that, so anything you see with a strikethrough is an "unsent" book.
(If this text formatting is ultra zany and hard to read, someone please tell me and I'll make it more regular. Allison is Blue, Patty is Red... for reasons... 🫠)
Allison: It’s Lonely at the Center of the Earth, by Zoe Thorogood
Patty: Not Here, by Hieu Minh Nguyen
Allison: Tell Me Everything, by Minka Kelly
Patty: Daily Rituals, by Phoebe Garnsworthy
Patty: Drinking Coffee Elsewhere, ZZ Packer
Patty: Crime, by Irvine Welsh
Allison: Without Me? by Chelle Bliss
Allison: Exciting Times, by Naoise Dolan
Patty: Not Without You, by Harriet Evans
Patty: The Page Turner, by David Leavitt
Allison: I Got a Job and It Wasn’t That Bad, by Scott Dikkers
Patty: Really Moving On, by Pierre Jeanty
Patty: What Kind of Job Can a Monkey Do? by Sato Akira
Allison: Hey Rick! Don’t Be So Rude! by Alyssa Thompson
Patty: I Like Monkeys, by Peter Hansard
Allison: So You Like Me Too, by OPR
Patty: The Miseducation of Cameron Post, by Emily M. Danforth
Allison: Just Say Yes, by Niobia Bryant
Patty: Yes, Chef, by Marcus Samuelsson
Patty: Get to the Point, by Joel Schwartzberg
Allison: I Miss You, by Pat Thomas
Allison: Without You, by Saskia Sarginson
Allison: You’re, by Keisha Ervin
Allison: I Got My Dream Job and So Can You, by Pete Leibman
Patty: Super Spy, by Matt Kindt
Allison: The Librarian Spy, by Madeline Martin
Patty: For the Love of Books, by Graham Tarrant
Allison: Reminds Me of You, by Retno Handini
Allison: For the Thrill of It, by Simon Baatz
Patty: Run Towards the Danger, by Sarah Polley
Allison: Risking it All, by Tessa Bailey
Patty: Risk (With Me), by Sue Wilder
Patty: Ambitious Girl, by Meena Harris
Allison: Yeah, Right, by Jim and Helen Fox
Patty: The Follow-Through Factor: Getting from Doubt to Done, by Gene C. Hayden
Allison: A Stroke of Dumb Luck, by Shiloh Walker
Patty: Credit Where Credit is Due, by Frank Casey
Allison: Optimists Die First, by Susin Neilsen
Patty: The Price of Immortality, by Peter Ward
Allison: Death Visits the Hair Salon, by Amy Anderson
Patty: Murder in the Library, by Katie Gayle
Allison: Sounds Like Fun, by Bryan Moriarty
Patty: I Have More Fun With You Than Anybody, by Lige Clark
Patty: Certifiably Insane, by Arthur W. Bahr
Allison: Charming as a Verb, by Ben Philippe
Patty: How Do You Manage? by John Nicholson
Allison: Liquor, by Poppy Z. Brite
Patty: Hardly Know Her, by Laura Lippman
Allison: Don’t Be Gross, by Barbara Bakos
Patty: It’s Just Anatomy! by Ellen
Allison: Rough Transition, by Patrick Kelley
Patty: Some Girls Like it Rough, by Marlo Peterson
Allison: What Sort of Girls Were They? by Petrea Leslie
Patty: Girls with Bright Futures, by Tracy Dobmeier
Allison: I’m a Little Ghost and I Like the Dark, by Lynda Kimmel
Patty: Dark As the Grave Wherein My Friend Is Laid, by Malcolm Lowrey
Allison: Murder in the Dark, by Simon R. Green
Patty: My Job Was To Bring The Shovel, by Randall M. Rueff
Allison: The Complete Accomplice, by Steve Aylett
Patty: The Magician’s Assistant, by Ann Patchett
Allison: The Witch’s Familiar, by Raven Grimassi
Patty: Witch Minion, by Lissa Kasey
Allison: These Witches Don’t Burn, by Isabel Sterling
Patty: The Drowning Kind, by Jennifer McMahon
Allison: A Touch Morbid, by Leah Clifford
Patty: Lucy Clark Will Not Apologize, by Margo Rabb
Allison: I Wonder What She’s Doing Tonight, by James Hold
Patty: Whiskey, Words, and a Shovel, by R. H. Sin
Allison: Sounds Perfect, by Ashley Boren
Patty: How I Made a Friend, Daniel Georges
Allison: Good For You (Between the Lines), by Tammara Webber
Patty: We’re Very Good Friends, by P.K. Hallinan
Allison: Sounds Fake, But Okay, by Sarah Costello
Patty: What If It’s True? by Charles Martin
Allison: What If It Wasn’t? by Ivan Itch
Patty: Why Do You Care? by Saju Skaria
Allison: I’m Fine and Neither Are You, by Camille Pagán
Allison: The Replacement Part, by Nora Wylde
Patty: Just a Friend, by Ashley Nicole
Allison: How to Kill Your Best Friend, by Lexie Elliott
Patty: You’re All Just Jealous of My Jetpack, by Tom Gauld
Allison: Dead Jealous, by Sharon Jones
Patty: You’ve Got to Have Friends, by Delbert George Fitzpenfield Anthony
Allison: Everything I Need I Get From You, by Kaitlyn Tiffany
Allison: Among Other Things, by Robert Long Foreman
Allison: Truths I Learned from Sam, by Kristin Butcher
Patty: The Idiot King, by Patty Jansen
Allison: He Helped Me Climb the Mountain, by Betty E. Wright
Patty: The Man Who Pushed His Wife off a Cliff, by Will D. Burn
Patty: Men are Trash, by Salman Faris
Patty: And That’s Why I Think I Prefer A Rainbow Horse, by Tiarra Nazario
Patty: Sam Houston’s Wife, by William Seale
Allison: What About Her, by Emma Tharpe
Patty: Amelia Bedelia Sleeps Over, by Herman Parish
Patty: The Undead in my Bed, by Katie McAlister
Allison: Sleeping with the Enemy, by Nancy Price
Allison: How Could You Do That?! by Laura Schlessinger
Allison: How Could You Murder Us? by Charae Lewis
Allison: Why Her? by Nicki Koziarz
Allison: I Hate You, Don’t Leave Me, by Jerold J. Kreisman
Patty: I Was Joking, Of Course, by Paul Jennings
Allison: Liar, by Tate James
Patty: What if I Say the Wrong Thing? by Verna A Myers
Allison: Don’t Look Back, by Josh Lanyon
Patty: Come Back, by Sally Crosiar
Patty: SHIT, by Shahnon Ahmad
Patty: Barbie: It Takes Two, by Grace Baranowski
Allison: I Changed My Mind, by Jimmy Evans
Allison: Allison Hewitt Is Trapped, by Madeleine Roux
Patty: Are You Still There, by Sara Lynn Schreeger
Patty: Wait for Me, by Caroline Leech
Allison: Look Back, by Tatsuki Fujimoto
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