Thinking about the scene in Return of the Jedi when Han is like “You love him, don’t you?” and Leia is like “Of course!” and Han thinks she’s talking about romantic love and she laughs at him and says “He’s my brother.”
Thinking about my fave genre of fic (Luke time travelling back to Clone Wars era) and how funny it would be if he had that interaction with others.
Like, Luke and Anakin have gotten very close (Anakin knows Luke’s his boy, just go with it, but he hasn’t been able to tell Padme yet) and Padme sees him with this young man, maybe a little bit younger than Anakin himself and she sees how happy he is with Luke. Anakin looks happier than he’s been in so long (because Luke is helping him heal from all the negative influence or something) and Padme just is like “oh.”
She goes up to Anakin when Luke leaves for a second and he smiles at her and she’s so sad but can’t help but smile back because he’s so happy.
“You love him?” she asks, just to make sure.
Anakin beams. He says, “Of course I do.”
Padme is a bit crushed, but she wants Anakin to be happy, all she’s ever wanted is for Anakin to be happy, so she’s like “It’s going to be really difficult to get a divorce, because our marriage is secret anyway and the paperwork to hide it is going to be hard to reverse, but I can find-“
“What are you talking about?” Anakin asks, completely lost.
“You love him, Ani, so I’ll get out of your way and-“
And Anakin laughs. He laughs so hard he doubles over, literally crying with laughter. He has to sit down because he can’t stop and everyone is very concerned and Rex is considering calling every medic that’s in a hundred mile radius and Luke is rushing back because oh Force, his dad is dying, again!
Padme is kind of hurt, honestly, and very confused, but then Anakin is just like “Remember how I told you he was from the future?”
Padme nods.
“He’s my son,” Anakin says, tears of mirth still in his eyes. “He’s our son.”
And like, Anakin isn’t even upset and Padme is kind of in awe and Luke is like “What’s going on? What happened? I thought the plan was to tell her later? What-?”
I love when everybody thinks two characters are in a relationship and they aren’t. The scene where Han and Leia talk about him? Beautiful. I need more.
Imagining Luke telling Obi-Wan first. Imagining Obi-Wan can tell he’s telling the truth. Imagining that Anakin walks in and Obi-Wan is standing close to some desert twink. Their heads close together (they are whispering and Luke’s ears are still ringing), they’re making unblinking eye contact (because Luke is thinking about how different Obi-Wan looks when he’s younger and Obi-Wan is thinking “I hate my life, I have to train two Skywalkers?”), and Anakin immediately is like. Oh my God.
Obi-Wan and Luke turn to face him and Anakin sees that Obi-Wan’s face is red (because Obi-Wan suddenly knows way more about his padawan’s sex life than he ever wanted to know) and Luke’s collar is low (he’s from Tatooine, can you blame him?).
“Obi-Wan,” Anakin says.
“Anakin,” Obi-Wan says.
“If you’re going to have sex in the conference room, hurry it up, the meeting starts in, like, fifteen minutes,” Anakin says.
Obi-Wan, bright red, “I’m not going to fuck your son, Anakin!”
Like, all the time travel AUs I read are missing this one key element and it’s a shame
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Y'all know what time it is 😏 (my adventures with superman spoilers ahead)
Hehehehe
Really? An EMT? What is he doing collecting medical roles like infinity stones? First it was a nurse now this. Damn. What next, a firefighter? I need him as a firefighter please it's not a want it's a need
I am no better than a man😔 (the shit that went thru my head when I saw this brat)
Ooooo foreshadowing maybe????
Oh so you really are Amanda's lapdog arnt ya? Doing all her dirty work for her like collecting criminals for her "team"....
This is getting interesting now. I rly liked this episode. I love Lois stealing shit and being the bitch in charge it suits her. And I love how akward Clark is it suits him. And I'm really loving silver banshee's design. She's one of my fav characters and it's going to be interesting to see what happens to her intergang and livewire. Also now I know for sure that Amanda is assembling a team and she's having Slade collect them. Superman's about to have a big problem.
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Tobias has had to learn SO much normal person stuff after arriving at Wammy's House that these days his first reaction to hearing about smth "new" (to him) that apparently everyone already knows about is calling Elijah and asking him to yap explain it to him in a more detailed manner. As a kid you asked him what he wants for Christmas and he was like ? what could I want from a corporatist holiday designed to create profit by- [starts getting into the nitty gritty of it bc that's all Christmas has ever been in his family; a way to make more money. Fuck them people what matters is the $$$]. Well turns out it's a holiday where people gift you stuff... because they LIKE you. and because they want you to have a GOOD time. Crazy. Why are all of these insane people around me. (<- the other Wammy kids & the staff)
You just KNOW he's openly had to ask what love is before with a straight face too bc what is that. I keep hearing about it. And after receiving a dozen different answers that made absolutely No sense to him god bless, he was even More confused like alright... never mind what it is (<- still no clue what they're on about), tell me why would anyone willingly subject themselves to it. (<- makes it sound like it's a newfound form of torture)
Tobias nowadays still learning things that a regular kid would know by age 6:
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Kiriko: So.. have you seen the news, love?
Shinnosuke: What news?
Kiriko: *hands over her phone* Here.
The news: NATION'S BOYFRIEND TOMARI SHINNOSUKE CAUGHT SOBBING WHILE WATCHING BARBIE IN THEATRES
Shinnosuke: *blushes* The [bleeped out for spoilers] part got to me okay?! It was beautiful! Can you blame me?!
Kiriko: ...Okay, fair, I guess you're right.
Seriously though, I don't think anyone's gonna make fun of him, and those that do either haven't watched the movie or are cishet white male Republicans who are mad they aren't Kenough
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