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yeonban · 7 minutes
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A GREAT start of the day if I do say so myself
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yeonban · 22 minutes
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY SCRUNKLY
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yeonban · 31 minutes
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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!
@quirkthieves asked: ✏️ any combination of our muses....all of them.....follow your heart.....
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Mioara: Hey do you wanna die this weekend? Mihai: Generic excuse. Mioara: ...I can’t believe you said that out loud, to my face.
Mihai: Heh, Lăcrămioara sneezes like a girl. Mioara: How about I pound you like a boy? Mioara: That didn’t come out right.
Mioara: My life is a mess. Mihai: Go get a beer. Mioara: I don’t want a beer. Mihai: Who said it was for you?
*Hinata and Mihai are texting* Hinata: Who are you? Someone changed the names in my phone. Mihai: What did they change my name to? Hinata: Chosen One. Mihai: Don’t change it back. Hinata: BUT WHO ARE YOU?!?! Mihai: I’m the chosen one.
Hinata: Are you coming to bed? Mihai: I can't. This is important. Hinata: What? Mihai: Someone called me wrong on the internet.
Hinata: Mihai, you’re such a genius! Mihai: I know.
Nobimaru: If it’s any consolation, they got me here on a very misleading text message. Mihai: Technically, you are about to be screwed in the biology room.
Mihai: Why are you like that? Nobimaru: I used too much "No More Tears" shampoo as a kid and I haven't felt a single emotion since.
Nobimaru: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration* Mihai, irritated by the noise: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table? Nobimaru: I— Nobimaru: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.
Nanao: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up? Mikito: *remembers ignoring the pang after realizing who it's from* Mikito: I didn’t hear it.
Nanao: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Mikito: And you came to me?
Nanao: I don’t want to talk about it. Mikito: Good, I don’t want to hear about it.
Inari: I don’t care what anyone thinks about me. Nobimaru: Ok. Inari: Wait, why such a muted reaction? Did that not sound cool?
Nobimaru: Can we talk? One 10 to another? Inari: I’m an 11, but continue.
Inari: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house. Nobimaru: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
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yeonban · 60 minutes
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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!
@chiheru asked: ✏️✏️✏️ for ezekiel! hehe
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Ezekiel: *on the phone with Lucas about an assassin they found trying to kill Athanasia* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference. Ezekiel: Anyways, you said Chihiro is enjoying finger painting! That's great.
Chihiro: The Ocean is a soup. Ezekiel: Ezekiel: Do elaborate. Chihiro: What is needed for something to be a soup? Ezekeil: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Chihiro: *Tilts head* Ezekiel: ...The Ocean is a Soup. Chihiro: The Ocean is a Soup. Roger, at their doorstep: Where have I gone wrong raising them...?
Chihiro: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos. Ezekiel: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?
Chihiro: You believe me? Ezekiel: Chi, you’re one of this planet's few good people. I‘d believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning.
Ezekiel: Chi keeps forgetting which WiFi network she's supposed to use. Ezekiel: So I renamed ours to "Chi, use this one" to help her out a little.
Chihiro: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog". Ezekiel, concerned but also mildly impressed: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?
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yeonban · 2 hours
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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!
@lunargifted asked: ✏️ edward and al to ango, ✏️ Atsushi to Nikolai, ✏️ Atsushi to ANY MUSE your pick
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Edward and Alphonse: You know, we really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes. Ango, stirring his coffee: I prefer it with salt.
Edward, with Alphonse struggling in the background: *on the phone with Ango* We can’t talk right now, we're in the middle of something important. Ango: You’re pulling Oreos apart and saving off the frosting to make a mega Oreo, aren’t you. Edward: ...Maybe.
Edward: Damn, Ango, are you secretly cool? Ango: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool. Edward: I do not.
Nikolai: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship— Atsushi, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FRIENDS AGAIN! Nikolai, continuing on: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—
Atsushi: Didn't you die?! Nikolai: That was weeks ago! Things change.
Marin: I heard the... the wee-woo thingy? Atsushi: THE FIRE ALARM!?
Marin: It’s nice to be wanted, you know? Atsushi: Not by the law!
Atsushi, holding a box of lunchables: Ah, I loved these when I was your age… fine dining. Marin: ...Are you ok?
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yeonban · 3 hours
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The incorrect quotes generator just gave me "[Character 1] We all have our demons. [Grabbing Character 2] This one's mine." and frankly I've never seen smth that fits my muses' dynamics as universally as that in my life. ADJSAJDSAJDADK your muse and which of mine!! ^_^
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yeonban · 3 hours
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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!
@sortilegii asked: ✏️ Ruan Mei & Screwllum / DH și JY / Mya și Nikolai / Mya și Aha și dacă vrei Ave și Robin
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Screwllum: Tell me a little about yourself. Ruan Mei: I'd rather not, I really like this group.
Screwllum: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Ruan Mei: Mine just says "Ruan Mei no." Screwllum: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
Ruan Mei: You might not know this, Screwllum, but I am a flawed person. Screwllum: I do know that.
Screwllum: Alright, so the vampire's gravestone is— Ruan Mei: Cenotaph. Screwllum: What? Ruan Mei: It's only a gravestone if it marks the location of a body. A monument honouring someone whose body isn't present is a cenotaph. Screwllum: I'm... not sure that's how it works if the body gets up and walks away on its own. Ruan Mei: There's a precedent for gravestones being reclassified as cenotaphs if the body is later removed and reinterred elsewhere. There's no rule that says the body itself can't do the removing. Screwllum: Okay, but the body is very much coming back. That's kind of what we're here to accomplish. Ruan Mei: So it's a temporary cenotaph. Screwllum: And naturally our greatest concern here is avoiding semantic ambiguity.
Dan Heng: If I die, you can have what little I own. Jing Yuan: Dan Heng- wait. What do you mean "if" you die? Dan Heng: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full. Jing Yuan:
Jing Yuan: Wow, Dan Heng, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Dan Heng: ...We literally slept together yesterday.
Jing Yuan, carrying a box: Dan Heng. What would you say if- if I, hypothetically, came home with 7 kittens one day? Dan Heng: … Dan Heng: What’s in the box? Jing Yuan: What woul- Dan Heng: Jing Yuan, what’s in the box? Jing Yuan: I think you know.
Dan Heng: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth. Jing Yuan: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
Nikolai: Pick a card, any card. Mya: Fine. Nikolai: That's my credit card! Mya: You said any card.
Nikolai: Bestie, you're so funny! Mya: We have 1492 days until your tragic premature death. You will break my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you. Nikolai: Awwww, that's sweet of you!
Mya: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together* Nikolai: What are you making? Mya: A mistake.
Nikolai: Hey Mya, can you give me the opposite of these words? Nikolai: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down. Mya: Never, Going, To, Give, You- Mya: The fucking satisfaction.
Mya: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes. Aha: Wow, I've gotta hear this. Mya: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share. Aha: You forgot pride. Mya: No, I'm pretty proud of this.
Mya: What's the most illegal thing you can do with one dollar? Aha: Exchange it for a hundred pennies, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it!
Aha: I just drank a lego piece. Mya: ...What the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid? Aha: Yes. Mya: Why did you even melt a lego in the first place?! Aha: Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?
Aventurine: Hey Robin, can we talk? One 10 to another?
Robin: Just be yourself. Say something nice. Aventurine: Which one? I can't do both.
Robin: So, you lied to me? Aventurine: That depends on how you define lying. Robin: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it? Aventurine: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?
Robin: Hey, Aventurine! Did you know you're my BFFLWYLION? Aventurine: What is that supposed to mean? Robin: Best Friend For Life Whether You Like It Or Not. Aventurine: Aventurine: That’s one way to say it, I guess…
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yeonban · 4 hours
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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!
@sunderedscript asked: ✏️ Mikhail with Nikolai, Ango with Ayatsuji and Inoue
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Nikolai: Good morning. As you begin your day, remember that violence is always an option and often the answer! Mikhail: Nikolai: Mikhail: ...Please, go back to bed.
Nikolai: I Desire Moisture. Mikhail: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
Ayatsuji: *Locks Ango in the car.* Act like a child, get treated like a child. Ango: What? Isn't it illegal to leave a child locked in a car?
Ango: I am in charge of this disaster! Ayatsuji: I have a name, you know.
Ango: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again? Ayatsuji: There isn't another one. You're crazy.
Inoue: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning. Ango: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless.
Ango: I think I need a hug... Inoue: Good thing I'm hug shaped. *45 minutes later* Ango: You... you can let go now. Inoue: No, I cannot.
Inoue: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person? Ango: Half-full, definitely. Ango: Half-full and constantly rising. Ango: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.
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yeonban · 4 hours
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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!
@gonguji asked: yanno what? ✏️BAM! for sethos and kabu uwu
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Kabukimono, throwing a pokeball at Sethos: Sethos, I choose you! Sethos, not looking up from his book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
Kabukimono: Sethos, what if there are monsters? Sethos: Don’t worry, we’re at the top of the food chain. Much later… Kabukimono, lying awake at night: I am the monster.
*At a zoo* Sethos: What are they in for? Kabukimono: Sethos, this isn't prison. Sethos: So they can leave? Kabukimono: No, but- Sethos, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.
Sethos: Are you packed for the trip? Kabukimono: Yes. Sethos: Then where are your bags? Kabukimono: All I’m bringing is a good attitude and a sense of adventure.
Sethos, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want? Kabukimono: Blue flavor! Sethos: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry? Kabukimono: Blue flavor! Blue flavor! Sethos: Blue is not a flavor! Kabukimono: BLUE FLAVOR! Sethos: BLUE IS NOT A FLAVOR!
Kabukimono: Change is inedible. Sethos: Don’t you mean inevitable? Kabukimono, spitting out a bunch of coins: No, I really didn’t.
Kabukimono: All snacks are gone... Sethos: ...I am literally right here?
Kabukimono: Hey Sethos? Sethos: Yeah? Kabukimono: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false? Sethos: Sethos: ...What?
Kidnapper: I have your partner. Kabukimono: What? I don't have a partner... Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Kabukimono: Oh my god, you have Sethos.
Sethos: Can you come out? Kabukimono: Yeah gimme a minute… Kabukimono: Sethos, I’m gay. Sethos: I know that. Come out to the sumpter beast. Kabukimono: Okay. Kabukimono: Sumpter beast, I’m gay. Sethos:
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yeonban · 4 hours
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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!
@effigist asked: ✏️ ash & tobias mayhaps
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Ash: This can’t get any worse. Can it? Tobias: Sure it can - give me a minute.
Tobias: Can you pass the salt? Ash: Can you pass away? Tobias: Too much salt.
Tobias: What are you eating? Ash: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty. Tobias: I like you, don't I?
Ash: In the past year you have managed to piss off the LAPD, ATF, CIA, FBI- Tobias: NBA. Ash: …? Tobias: Snuck into a Cliffords game.
Ash: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet. Tobias: Nat 20 Charisma. Ash: That is NOT how that works-
Ash: Y’know, maybe things aren’t so bad. I’m here. I got a nice breeze. Just alone with my thoughts. Tobias: Hey, Ash. Ash: GODDAMNIT!
Tobias: You know what I’ve realized? Ash: Some thoughts are better left unsaid? Tobias: Nice try, anyways-
Ash: *Answers phone.* Hello? Tobias: It's Tobias. Ash: What did he do this time? Tobias: No, it's me, Ash. Ash: What did you do this time?
Tobias: Wake up, the sun's shining! Ash: And what do you want me to do, photosynthesis?
Tobias: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to his chest* Ash: We have heart? Tobias: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.
Tobias: Everyone knows that Santa is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public. Ash: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?
Tobias: How long do you think it'll take? Ash: I don’t know, three or four. Tobias: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months? Ash: Yeah, maybe five. Tobias: Five what?!
Tobias: Ash, what are you doing tomorrow? Ash: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask of me.
Tobias: Whoever caused this mess and forced me to intervene during my free time is going to- Ash: It was me. Tobias: ...be forgiven because it wasn't that big of a deal.
Tobias, trying to befriend Ash: Ash is playing hard to get. Tobias: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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yeonban · 5 hours
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Kind of rude of my playlist shuffle to give me a song that says "How much pain can my poor heart endure? / It hurts more and it will last longer / What do you do when you have a desert in your chest, instead of a heart? / Without rain, only internal wars happen / It's a battle lost before it begins / You have demons in your soul and a sick mind / What do you do when you have a desert in your chest instead of a heart?" while I'm making Tobias icons
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yeonban · 6 hours
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Do you guys see what I've been dealing with for the past 10 years.
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yeonban · 7 hours
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Well............
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yeonban · 10 hours
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I love this man SO much what if I kiIIed myself /j
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yeonban · 12 hours
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I gasped
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yeonban · 1 day
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Tobias has had to learn SO much normal person stuff after arriving at Wammy's House that these days his first reaction to hearing about smth "new" (to him) that apparently everyone already knows about is calling Elijah and asking him to yap explain it to him in a more detailed manner. As a kid you asked him what he wants for Christmas and he was like ? what could I want from a corporatist holiday designed to create profit by- [starts getting into the nitty gritty of it bc that's all Christmas has ever been in his family; a way to make more money. Fuck them people what matters is the $$$]. Well turns out it's a holiday where people gift you stuff... because they LIKE you. and because they want you to have a GOOD time. Crazy. Why are all of these insane people around me. (<- the other Wammy kids & the staff)
You just KNOW he's openly had to ask what love is before with a straight face too bc what is that. I keep hearing about it. And after receiving a dozen different answers that made absolutely No sense to him god bless, he was even More confused like alright... never mind what it is (<- still no clue what they're on about), tell me why would anyone willingly subject themselves to it. (<- makes it sound like it's a newfound form of torture)
Tobias nowadays still learning things that a regular kid would know by age 6:
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yeonban · 1 day
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I think the most prevalent scars on Tobias' body are the burn scars from all the cigarette butts he's been used as an ashtray for
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