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nextstopparis · 9 minutes ago
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im officially out of my "crying over sad things" era. now i simply cannot stop laughing whenever tragedy strikes<3
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shoyotime · 11 minutes ago
ya'll 💀💀💀
I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY CAUSE IM SHY AS FUCK
but thank you <33, i'm glad u and miss mae liked itt <33
YEA WELL, I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT !!
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fuckedupbutadorable · 20 minutes ago
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Remembering the time I made my dentist laugh so fucking much that his hands were literally shaking and he had to pause working for straight 10 minutes.
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cabalakh · 25 minutes ago
Murder is defined as a sin in both most religions and most legal systems, from ancient to modern. And yet, both the law of man and god makes many special exceptions for when killing is justified, even called for, obligated. It is not called murder then, but execution, sacrificed, any number of words, as if the term used somehow changes the act itself, exonerating it via the power of definition. But who decides the definition? And why? TELL ME WILL IS IT MURDER IF I AM SEXY?
hannibal we've talked about this
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things my science teacher, Mr Fisher, has said that amuse me to this day.
- i can count to ten these days, which, you know, is pretty cool
- nope, this is above my pay grade
- i mean, it's- it's a good mirror
- somebody owned this class before me, it was a bargain deal.
- the thing is, cross-multiplication doesn't exist. it's not real. that's just what they want you to think.
- <so who'd you get the vaccine from?> “uhhhh...... cvs?”
- *while handling silicon squares* can anyone tell me what this is? (glass?) no. it's forbidden jello-
- so matter is the stuff in the stuff, and what we do is we identify different kinds of stuff.
- *after getting a kid's name wrong* well... you can call me mr. flipper for a while. i'll get used to it.
- cool beans! ... beans. beans are stuff.
- and raphael the review. don't forget raphael the review.
- have you guys ever met my cousins?
>swedish fish?
wh-what?
<i like the assorted color ones.
i- i was gonna say go down to the lake, but-
- insists on calling scientific notation 'scientific flotation'
- pronounces 'algebra' like varying versions of 'alewuh'
- *while talking about frame of reference* but how do you know you're moving? like, magically erase the car. are you still moving?
- so my superpower would be opening my mouth, like- *gapes like a fish out of water*-  cause i'm the fish, right? or it would be water. *throws a bottle of water directly into the garbage can instead of the recycling right next to it.* shoot.
- it's like i wake up in the morning and i'm like, 'is this chest pain, coronavirus, or a panic attack?'
- yeah, i stress out about everything known to man. but it's cool! it's cool.
- which is great because you're already delivering! you know, that's better than DiGiorno.
- my allergies are hitting me like a truck. or a particularly heavy can of tuna.
- come on, guys, you're supposed to be getting an edumecation!
- aw yeah, expo markers!
- and so friction- ooh, that's an f-word!
- they used to call me guapo and i was like, 'why are you calling me guapo! stop!' and anyways, i got bigger.
- there are no lookalikes of me. i'm unique. *silently shows him a picture of a whale shark* i stand corrected. this is my close cousin on my mother's side-
- *points directly at me* verizon. no wait-
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chewedcorn · 33 minutes ago
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Someone pointed out it looks like godzillas butt diving into the pot and now I cant unsee it.
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randomrosewrites · 37 minutes ago
IM IN BED AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR TAGS ON THE POST I TAGGED YOU IN PLS
*grabs you by the scruff of your neck* YOU DID THIS TO ME
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unhappilysane · 39 minutes ago
time to bed
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Reeemmmyyy 😂😂😂 ksjdjdjjd
But I can't go to bed 😭😭
I have studying to do 😪😪 but if you gonna.. make me sleep like that ... I might ditch studying
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luvieeville · 42 minutes ago
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Eat at HOME! #MotherWaterMelonStewart #MealsOnWheelsPenacostalBaptistChurch #Comedy #Reaction #BaconCake #Review #Repost #Share #AhtAhtSpray #Church #Laugh #Jokes #GoodTimes #Fun #Comedian #Explore #FYP #InstaGood #InstaLove #Film #TV #OurBlackIsBeautiful #DCJokes #ChurchOfLaugh #Actress #LuvieeLenore #TikTok https://www.instagram.com/p/CQOhPu-B9dF/?utm_medium=tumblr
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multiplies · 43 minutes ago
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can friend groups that constantly post together stop following me. i dont find u very funny
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scrltt · 46 minutes ago
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Literally had one of the worst nights of sleep in my life. Couldn’t get to sleep until at 2:30 and even then it felt like I never actually slept
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thejollyshalebuck · 46 minutes ago
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Ahhh, it’s been awhile hasn’t it my old friend, NO FUNDS! Time to start saving things up again.
Also to the specific person who was the only one reselling the gene I was looking for yesterday at 5x the original price: I see you, Greedy goose. Would that I didn’t get so caught up in geneing right away!
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