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rewatching the big bang job (ie the ep where we finally meet damien moreau) & parker’s hair is nicely styled into a bun with little braids on either side. follow on hc: eliot doing parker’s hair here as sort of an anticipatory apology to her…

silly leverage headcanon of the day: eliot taught parker how to french braid her hair. it’s the kind of skill that you miss out on when you don’t have anyone to teach you and no one you trust to touch you, and it’s also the kind of skill eliot happens to have in his wheelhouse, definitely because he’s "dated a lot of hairstylists" and totally not because two french braids keep the hair out of his eyes really well

#leverageposting

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I think there should be morebian personally

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happy lesbian visibility week to all my fellow lesbians!

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"The lovely Elisabetta Canalis proved to be a wonderful young woman, really charming and really found this character. […] We duct taped her to a chair. And she’s like, ‘No, no, duct tape me! I have no problem’. And we blew her up and we shot bullets at her. She’s fantastic."

— John Rogers, episode commentary for Leverage s03e13 "The Morning After Job"

leverage episode commentary is so funny because the directors/producers/writers are always like "oh, here’s firstname lastname, we really liked her. she let us set her on fire and throw her off the side of a building. wonderful actress. saw her the other night on CSI, too."

#leverageposting

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leverage episode commentary is so funny because the directors/producers/writers are always like "oh, here’s firstname lastname, we really liked her. she let us set her on fire and throw her off the side of a building. wonderful actress. saw her the other night on CSI, too."

#leverage #leverageposting #wren speaks

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silly leverage headcanon of the day: eliot taught parker how to french braid her hair. it’s the kind of skill that you miss out on when you don’t have anyone to teach you and no one you trust to touch you, and it’s also the kind of skill eliot happens to have in his wheelhouse, definitely because he’s "dated a lot of hairstylists" and totally not because two french braids keep the hair out of his eyes really well

#still thinking about this silly little hc #sophie is already mid-grift & telling parker ‘oh just wear xyz & braid your hair for your alias youll be fine’ & parker takes sophie’s #grifting advice very seriously but she can’t braid! problem! #luckily she knows eliot can braid bc she spies on him. he’s like ‘dont spy on me parker!’ & she’s like ‘its not personal i spy on everyone’ #can’t argue with that logic… #parker practising on eliot’s hair & him turning up to meetings with more elaborate styles each day. #parker never got safe & postive physical touch & eliot mostly comes into physical contact w ppl from fighting so it’s like. closest to a hug #that either of them get. #leverageposting #you get it. you see the vision.

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why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw

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pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm

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There is still hope. Say it out loud. Palestine will be free. The Palestinian people will celebrate their culture and heritage with each other. We will love and be loved. Do not fall into the trap of despair.

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DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???

OFC YOU DO

YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????

"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."

YEAH???????

WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO

Beep boop! I look for

accidental haiku posts.

Sometimes I mess up.

NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD

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[image description: the bugs bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all a very pleasant evening" meme edited to say "I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant passover". Next to bugs is a photo of a small stack of matzo and the cup of Elijah. ]

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girl with the nervous system of a prey animal

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i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it's walterberry.

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the same guy directed both the tv series of american gods & pushing daisies, actually!

pushing daisies is really a show like no other. the plot is about death and murder, but the themes are about love and beauty in the mundane. its a surreal & absurd & comical fairytale… and also a crime show. it’s sweet & beautiful & almost reminds you of childhood movies, until you get hit with some double entendre out of left field lol. the sets & backdrops somehow contain the bright colours that only existed when you were a kid. the concept is amazing & unique, and will make you ugly cry while thinking about the meaning of life. it’s so gorgeous.

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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth