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13phantom13angel13 · 5 months

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Tickle bat fam hcs!!!

You got it! I’ll be 100% honest, there are a few characters I’m not very familiar with so I’m going to focus on the ones I am.

So!

Dick, my bubbly ray of sunshine. Our sweet summer child. This dude is hella ticklish. Like you just give him The Look, and he’ll start giggling. Pretty ticklish everywhere, but I HC his thighs are a killer spit. Especially the backs of them. He’ll go ballistic if anyone tickles the back of his thighs. Full on tears, red faced, wheezing silent laughter. He will think he’s dying lol also the resident tickle monster of the family. It doesn’t matter to him who or where you are or what you’re doing. He will find you and he will tickle you. He’s RUTHLESS. Only one who has managed to take him down so far has been Jason. Even Bruce is no match for him.

Jason, my beloved angry boy. Love him to pieces 😂 tickling him is one sure fire way to simultaneously piss him off and cheer him up. I hc he’s the most ticklish out of the batboys. Like Dick, you give him The Look, and he starts smiling nervously or giggling. Wiggle your fingers at him and he’ll start laughing. I think he would go completely weak when he’s tickled. I also hc that his hips are his death spot. He can NOT handle it. He will scream. He will cry. He will not be able to move a muscle to stop it. That is the go to spot to get him to give in to whatever you want. Go for Red Hood’s hips and he is putty in your hands. All of his siblings tickle him just to get a rise out of him. They find it very amusing. Dick is usually the one he pays back once he gets fed up since he knows he’s the ringleader of the tickle attacks. Shows absolutely no mercy to his victims. He does have a reputation to uphold.

Tim, my sweet insomniac child. Poor kid is a walking tickle spot himself. I hc that his feet are his death spot. YOU WILL GET KICKED IN THE FACE IF YOURE NOT CAREFUL. Usually gets tickled when he hasn’t slept in a while (we all know it’s pretty often). Tickling wears him out enough to put him to sleep for damn near 24 hours. Usually tries to avoid being tickled but…that doesn’t happen lmfao once someone sees he’s had more than three cups of coffee or numerous energy drinks, it’s on like Donkey Kong. Dude straight up gets tears in his eyes after like ten seconds of being tickled. He straight up can’t handle it. Much like Jason, he’ll give in pretty quickly to anyone’s demands if they tickle him. But for him, it doesn’t matter where you tickle, he’ll give in after a few seconds.

Damian, our resident hellspawn. He will deny being ticklish to his grave, even while he’s laughing his ass off while someone is tickling him. Little dude gets VIOLENT when someone tickles him unless you go for his ribs. It’s like a neutralizing spot lmfao tickle his ribs, he’ll go limp. He, as well, avoids getting tickled at all costs but no one is ever safe in the manor. Ever. He doesn’t get tickled very often, but when he does, blood is drawn. Dick now has TWO scars from being bitten by the hellion. He was warned. He didn’t listen. He paid the price lol Damian doesn’t play around.

Last but not least! Bruce, the bat himself. He’s actually really good at hiding the fact that he’s ticklish but those who are close to him know damn well how ticklish he actually is. So far, aside from Alfred, Dick, Jason, and Clark are the only ones brave enough to target him. Will retribution be had? Oh absolutely. But it’s so worth it to hear Bruce laugh. I hc his death spot is his stomach. He will laugh so hard and so loud it’s unbelievable. It’s very contagious. Anyone who tickles him there will eventually start laughing themselves. Dick and Clark like to use it against him when he’s being overly grumpy or serious. It brightens his mood and he smiles for hours afterwards.

Anyways, that’s all I got for now! I hope you enjoyed! Have a lovely day/night/whatever it may be for your, friend! ❤️

#personal #jason todd #dick grayson #batman #batfam #bruce wayne #damian wayne #robin #red robin #tickle hcs #batfam tickle hcs #nightwing #red hood #phantom answers

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moonlit-imagines · 4 months

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Headcanons for dating Wally West

Wally West x reader

warnings:

a/n: i was debating whether or not y/n is on the team or not n for this im going for y/n being a regular civilian but now im debating making dating hcs for a hero too 🤭

prompt: anonymous: “But if you're still taking requests (and speaking of fast haha), I would absolutely love if you could do a lil' something about Wally West ♡. I love that track star to bits and we're entering my favorite season ever : spooky season (or autumn for people who aren't chronically online like me). So if you'd be tempted to write some fluff/domestic stuff in autumn with Wally, I would be over the moon! 🦊”

wally is so annoying (in the best way!!)

you aren’t too used to the whole idea of dating a metahuman, every day is like an adventure

and for a speedster? you’d be surprised how hard it is for him to find the time

but he makes time

*doorbell rings*

“you’re twenty minutes late” -you

“in flash-time that’s early” -wally, holding a half-eaten box of chocolates “i got a little hungry”

on his “days off,” you could usually find the two of you on the couch with a variety of snacks scattered across the coffee table and crumbs peppering the cushions and floor

“the dog will get them” -wally

“hate to break it to you, but i don’t have a dog” -you

“should i get you a dog?” -wally

he was always so goofy

and affectionate, very affectionate!

he loved to give you cheek and forehead kisses, so many so fast

“how many was that?” -you after noticing repeated pressure on your cheeks

“going on a hundred. i’m trying to beat my record!” -wally

it always ended up tickling and you’d laugh until you fell over

“wally!! wally, come on!!” -you

you’d always get bummed whenever he got called for a mission

especially because it always happened in the middle of something (dinner, a movie, study date, etc.)

then when he came home he’d be a wreck and then you’d be a wreck because you’d see him like that

then he’d have to calm you down and you’d have to help him feel better

“you dont have to do that, im fine! i swear!” -wally while you panic and try to take care of him

being invited to the cave!

meeting the team!

“just because youre meeting a half-kryptonian clone, a martian, an atlantean, some girl with a bow and arrow, and batman’s sidekick doesn’t mean you get to think any of them are cooler than me, kapeesh?” -wally

“oh yes, i know you’re the coolest” -you

the team loves you!!!

“wow, wally, thanks for proving your s/o isn’t imaginary” -artemis

“youre welcome” -wally

“do you want to come bake with me?!” -m’gaan

“please say yes, y/n. i’m so hungry. so so hungry” -wally

“let’s do it!” -you

starting to camp out at the cave while wally is on missions

also once some more dangerous people figured out wally’s identity, you got your own access code to the cave. EMERGENCIES ONLY

you used it to surprise wally once and got a stern talking to from batman. never again

you dont really spend too much time with the team, but you get invited to most of their friendly outings!

and you talk up a storm with the others trying to learn about their lives, which sometimes makes wally a liiiittle jealous

but you want to live vicariously through these interesting people bc ur life is a liiiittle boring

“can you tell me what atlantis is like? what it feels like to be underwater and how your fighting style differs on land?” “what’s your favorite dish to make on mars? do you like communicating this way or the telepathic way more?” “why do you always wear sunglasses, man?” (you know this one dick is like wally’s bestie) -all you

seeing wally less than usual when things start to heat up in his hero life :(

causes some strain and you get so so sad :(

but he always calls you when he can and tries to make up for it

and somewhere down the road when he retires you’re able to spend all your time with him and he makes up for lost time like he promised

ok i’ll stop there. happily ever after.

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madlittlecriminal · 11 months

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Oooo what if Cillian Murphy’s Scarecrow falls in love reader and keeps having to “rescue them” from Batman? HCs or full fic, whatever tickles your fancy ♥️

Routine ↦ Jonathan Crane × GN!Reader

y’all really delivered when i asked for requests & i love it 😂 my inbox is flooded with requests for Cillian Murphy’s Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow & i love it. you guys are great 💙

Warnings: batman capturing reader,

It was like a weekly routine; you would get captured by Batman and Jonathan would have to come save you as Scarecrow

Batman wanted to see if you would tell him Scarecrow’s plan, but you never did

Today was the same thing and Scarecrow watched from a distance as Batman interrogated you

He let out a sigh while slowly going up to Batman in silence

Patting his shoulder, he dodged Batman’s swing and used the fear toxins against him

While Batman was flapping his arms around, Scarecrow grabbed you and you both escaped

“You have to be more careful, (Y/N).”

“I’m sorry!”

Once you were safe, he’d take off the mask and hide it

You guys have been childhood friends, but Batman confused it to you both being a couple

However, Crane knew it wasn’t him being dumb

Every knew Batman was the worlds greatest detective, so he knew Jonathan was in love with you

He also knew that you had no idea, but we’re in love with him as well

However, it happened again the week after

When he saved you, he told you the same thing and you apologized

Getting back to safety, he sighed and you looked over at him to realize he still had his mask on

“I’m really sorry.”

He’d run over to you and hug you, telling you he’s glad that you’re safe

But you didn’t realize why he was so gentle with you until you felt the beat of his heart and it was fast

“Just don’t get into trouble next week, okay?”

“Okay,”

Lies.

Batman caught you again and you rolled your eyes at his repetitive interrogation questions

When Scarecrow came to save you again, you knew you were gonna get an earful once you two got home

That never came though

When you asked if he was fine, he shook his head

He’d take your face in his hands with a sigh

“You risking yourself like this hurts, (Y/N).”

“Why?”

“You’re important to me and I don’t to lose you,”

“Is there an actual reason?”

“I love you, (Y/N).”

“I love you too,”

“Now please be careful.”

Then, you got caught…

Again

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zvmz · 6 months

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A few Cerise Hood HCs <3

okay so obviously- shes tall. like 5'11

ramona is 6 foot, tho. she constantly brags about being taller

once every few months, her whole family rents an air bnb in the middle of nowhere. they all go meet there and spend a few days together where no one can see. they do a full week twice a year

cerise is very ticklish, and her mom is a tickler

nobody in school knows shes ticklish because her friends are very respectful of her personal space, since cerise is uncomfortable with physical contact, and everyone else is too scared to touch her, much less tickle her

MUSCLES!!!! LOTS OF THEM!!!!!!!

she has a very unhealthy obsession with hot chips

and she will put an absolutely insane amount of hot sauce on her food. she used to use only a normal amount of hot sauce on her food, but has been slowly increasing the amount just to mess with raven, who has zero spice tolerance

always asks raven if she wants a taki when she buys a bag. again, just to mess with her

loves film bro movies. yk like christopher nolan, quentin tarentino, martin scorsese type stuff

is starting to get genuinely concerned as to why cedar hasnt picked up on her being half-wolf. i mean they LIVE TOGETHER

the truth is every time cerise slips up and does something um wolf-like, cedars like hmm interesting i guess thats just a human thing i didnt know about and forgets about it

sparrow considered cerise his cool cousin. cerise considers him her annoying cousin

used to sneak liquor with sparrow at family reunions (hood side only obviously)

does finger guns way too much

she has on multiple occasions used her cloak to pretend shes batman while singing "something in the way" in a raspy voice

knows so much gossip bc shes so quiet and in the shadows that people forget shes there and talk right in front of her

has a habit of biting her nails

went through a fnaf phase when she was 10-11

has had the same pair of ratty, falling apart converse for years now and refuses to buy new ones

running with carmine through the forest is like therapy to her. any time shes stressed she'll go for a run to take her mind off things

sometimes she'll decide to take a quick nap with carmine, but she has a habit of just falling asleep for hours in the forest

sometimes she would accidentally sleep out way past curfew and have to sneak in to her dorm

cedar taught her how to paint (i think theres actually a frame in the series showing cerise painting a wolf)

cerise doesnt paint often, but occasionally when cedar is painting, she'll come sit next to her and do her own thing

cerises dad loves rock music. he was definitely a "what band is this?" dad. music is one of the things they bond over the most

he gave her a diskman for her last birthday and has bought her a cd every time they've visited each other since then

she talks and moves around alot in her sleep

its scared the crap out of cedar on several occasions

will bite you if you steal her food

has bit ramona for stealing her food

has been bit by ramona for stealing her food

is always uncomfortable around the rich royals, but has always felt somewhat at ease around ashlynn for some reason, she has no idea why

cupid knows cerises secret, of course she knows how to spot a werewolf

she has very fast reflexes

when the students had their year book pictures taken, the photographer refused to take cerises picture unless she took her hood off. cerise argued with him for a while before she finally just walked out

she tried explaining the situation to headmaster grimm but he just told her that if she wants to be in the yearbook, she has to follow the photographers rules

the truth is grimm was getting suspicious about the hood and wanted to see what was up. he paid the photographer to try to get her to take the hood off

anyways now hes even more suspicious

eventually, once a good amount of students join the rebellion, cerise reveals her secret

once she finally looses the hood, she decides to get a haircut. she gets a wolf cut, of course

a few months after her secret is revealed, its as if her personality did a complete 180. she becomes much more confident. louder. happier.

#eah #ever after high #cerise hood #cedar wood #raven queen #ashlynn ella #ramona badwolf #c.a. cupid #eah headcanons

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imagine--if · 2 years

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what about a yandere riddler that loves babying his s/o and never lets her do anything by herself? ♡

A/N: He doesn’t 😍 and I don’t mind, Eddie could baby me any time and I’d die happy lmao - did a hc and blurb 🥰

Pairing: Dano!Riddler x reader (The Batman 2022)

Warnings: Obsessive fluffy Riddler 💚

•★ Edward absolutely treasures you, he sees you as an angel and the perfect reason to ‘clean up the city,’ you’re his everything and he’ll be damned if you’re not treated like it

•★ Getting shopping? No, don’t worry, he can do it for you - or you could go together?? Ed’s still carrying the bags though

•★ Making food? That’s so sweet, lovely, but you really don’t have to - he’s cleaning up everything afterwards, and making food for the rest of the week

•★ You could literally be doing the simplest of things and Edward will come and cuddle up close to you and get involved with those big, lovestruck eyes and grabby hands

•★ Especially if you’re fairly innocent to the wrongs of Gotham and reluctant about his crimes, he finds it adorable and endearing and makes it his goal to protect you from anything and everything

•★ Edward definitely babies you when you’re cuddling or having an intimate moment, in the mornings when you wake up and before you sleep - even as the Riddler, when you watch with a hesitant, wary gaze at his rambles and previous kills, he cops to you from where he’s sitting that it’s all for you and he wishes the chat could see how lovely you are for themselves-

•★ If you’re kind of shy to his smothering affections and go all blushy on him, Edward absolutely loves it and finds it so sweet, further encouraging his little kisses and long whispered components in your ear

•★ If you try telling him softly that you’re capable of taking care of yourself and everything, he’s like, “Of course you are, darling, but you’ve got me now! So don’t you move a muscle, okay?”

•★ Edward just loves you so much and shows it through how he acts around you and can’t be bothered to hold himself back from squeezing you tightly when you hug and reminding you over and over that you’re his perfect little angel before letting you go and doing things for you ♡

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.・。

“Eddie… I need to go out, before it gets dark.”

Edward looks up at you with a dopey smile, previously peppering your neck with wet, loving smooches and nibbles, his arms around your waist and cradling you close against him. He glances out the window at the early evening sky, then returns his attention to you.

“That’s alright, sweetheart. I’ll go.”

You smile, shaking your head. “No, Ed, really, I can do it, I just-“

“If you think I’m letting you go out there by yourself now,” Edward giggles with a shake of his head, smiling at you fondly as his hands come up to stroke your cheeks lovingly with his thumbs. “I’ll go and get the food in a minute, alright?”

“You really don’t have to,” you respond, as Eddie goes back to kissing your neck, working up your jaw and planting a big one on your cheek with a playful chuckle. You can’t help laughing slightly with him, used to his odd but endearing, clingy behaviour by now.

“But I want to,” Edward replies earnestly, nuzzling his nose against yours as he gazes into your eyes adoringly. “I can’t let you go out there by yourself, sweet angel… you know what a cesspool it is out there on those streets.”

“I know, Eddie.”

“It’s okay, though,” he assures you contentedly, reassuring himself at the same time. “You’re with me, and nothing could ever hurt you with me, could it, darling? No… of course not,” he answers for you, tickling your neck and grinning as you laugh and give in, letting him resume his trail of gentle kisses over your face. He pauses for a moment, taking you in as he lets out a happy sigh.

“Oh… look at you! Aren’t you just so beautiful? Ah- I should get the camera!! Wait there!”

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dannystheone · 2 years

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If possible, can you make more riddler hcs? (refering to ler riddle)

riddle me this, batman-

And sure! Let's see here-

Since Trey and Cater take care of a lot of the tickle punishments, and Riddle takes care of the more academic and rule-breaking punishments, Riddle rarely dishes out tickle punishments himself

Riddle usually doesn't seek opportunities to tickle other people, being so much a lee himself, but when he needs to he can dole out tickle punishment. And he won't be nice about it

Riddle will take his signature spell "Off With Your Head" and cancel out his victim's magic-wielding abilities to more thoroughly tickle them

Now here's the thing. Just because Riddle can dole out tickle punishments doesn't necessarily mean he's effective at tickling-

It's a lot of grabbing and pinching mostly until he finds a technique and a ticklish spot that works well enough to exploit

This results in a lengthy punishment for the victim, which is usually why it's unbearable

Riddle wishes he was better at tickling, but he wouldn't wanna ask Trey or Cater, on the chance they wanna give him a hands-on learning experience ;)

Thank you for asking anon!

#twst #twst tickles #riddle rosehearts #riddle ler #heartslyabul #danny hcs

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fluffy-lee-boa · 2 years

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Hc that Eddie has severe anxiety bc of the orphanage and cuddles are the best way to get him to come down from a panic attack he just clings to the person like a lifeline (his asthma makes them 10 times worse because he struggles to breathe). So if a new hostage who was just an unfortunate witness to his crimes is having a panic attack he can empathize with them. All he really knows are his own coping mechanisms but he's more than happy to be of assistance in any way he can whether that be excessive cuddling or making them tea or getting blankets. He feels extremely guilty knowing he's the source of their anxiety but they accidentally saw him after his mask was pulled off by his victim so they're stuck with him for a few weeks. If the hostage is still extremely anxious or distraught after a few days he will resort to gentle tickles if neccessary hoping that it sinks in that they are not in danger. Once he gets them to crack a smile and fully relax in his arms he's finally able to get them to open up a bit

"Listen I just- awe sweetheart please don't cry- I know you're homesick but I promise I'll let you go on election day. So um- tell me, how many family members do you have at home? Three? That must be really nice. I'm sure they love you very much. I've never had a family before- would you mind telling me what it's like?"

The Batman universe if Edward just became a therapist instead of going into crime >>>>>>

#tysm for the ask!!

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anothertimdrakestan · 4 years

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Stealing Clothes From The Batboys/YJ Boys HC!

i wrote this on my phone due to immediate inspiration from a lovely anon!

"can i get a headcanon with the batboys and more if you can of how they react when their girlfriend steals theirs clothes? i love you're writing so so so much!"

Dick Grayson:

- you always steal his sweatpants even if they're like 4 sizes too big

- they're always a little worn and soft and smell like him

- you'll have to pull them up every 60 seconds but that's why you love them

- slipping them on when you wake up and starting to make breakfast, dick will come out of your bedroom and his heart will melt on sight

- he'll come up behind you and pull the waistband back effectively pulling you into his chest

- he'll toy with the drawstrings and waistband, feathery fingers dancing around your waist while you move around the kitchen

- he's the boyfriend that lovessss when you steal his clothes, eventually you'll run him out of sweatpants and he'll just go buy more, no questions asked. it warms his heart seeing you engulfed in his clothes

Wally West:

- Wally is a jacket king, he's constantly in different colors and sizes and types of jackets but he is very attached to them and often won't let you steal them

- but there's a secret to the jacket lifestyle, the t-shirt he wears under said jackets

- the t-shirts are slightly worn and unbelievably soft and they smell so strongly of your lovely boyfriend theyre your all time favorite steal

- often they might have a little hole or stain so you'll wear them around casually or sleep in them

- he makes fun of you when you both go to bed because you walk straight to his closet to pick out a shirt

- it makes his heart melt seeing you wear his t-shirts while he's away on missions, and having his warm and comforting smell on you 24/7 makes you miss him a little bit less

- he will steal the t-shirts back and wear them around to make sure his cologne is still there, for certain favorite t-shirts there will be all out wars for who gets to wear them, usually they end in tickle fights and him giving in calling you a thief even though he loves it

Jason Todd:

- jason's hoodies hit different i swear

- they're ginormous, soft, and beautiful

- the sleeves are way to long and when he sees you standing in one of his hoodies waiting for him after patrol he can't help but laugh

- "babe i know you love my hoodies but i'm scared it's going to eat you"

- he likes to pull the huge hood over your head laughing while you flail the hoodie sleeves

- when you're cuddling he likes to toy with the drawstrings and make little bows like the giant softie he is

- he will spend a whole day looking for the hoodie to complete his outfit then see you in it, he can never be mad when he sees the giddy look you get from how huge his clothes are on you, he's convinced you're the cutest thing in the entire world and no one can prove him wrong

Gar Logan:

- you're dork boyfriend unashamedly has hundreds of graphic t-shirts with terrible science puns or sarcastic logos and he'll beg you to wear them

- like any normal girlfriend you try to steal his hoodies or even will try on his beast boy suit as a joke but this boy will beg you to twin in punny t-shirts with him

- you're trending on social media like 24/7 from candid pictures of you and gar wearing t-shirts that say "i'm stupid in love with ->" or "i love her more than joker loves the batman" and other terrible graphics

- you like to style his band concert t-shirts into edgier outfits and it'll always blow him away

- "damn babe i need to go to more concerts if you're gonna look like that!"

- gar's love languages are affection and giving so you always let him shower you in his clothes and cuddles

- it always puts a dorky love-struck smile on his face when you steal his t-shirts and make epic outfits out of them and you'd do anything for your lover boy, who doesn't want to rep their boy???

Tim Drake:

- Tim has an eccentric style, and the two of you will often share clothes like jackets, maybe even pants, or hats (zendaya and tom holland vibes)

- he's always asking you for style advice and color combos that will look good, he's the first to tell anyone how amazing you always look and how talented your eye is for clothes - he tells everyone how you constantly take his breath away

- while you're day time style is amazing, it's in your own home that you give Tim a real show

- the best way to take his breath away is to slip on one of his button down dress shirts after a night of passion

- seeing you dressed in only his shirt, many of the buttons undone will physically knock the air out of his lungs

- feigning innocence you'll toy with the buttons and casually flirt until he's ripping the shirt off telling you he'll buy a new one

- occasionally you'll style outfits with his dress shirts, tucking them in pairing it with your favorite blazers, it feels like you've got a little piece of Tim rooting for you all day, the perfect pick me up during a rough day

Bart Allen:

- Bart is convinced you are the cutest thing to walk the planet and will actually vibrate through the floor with excitement when you steal his clothes

- your (and his) personal favorite is one of his many baseball tees

- this kid has at least 20 different colored shirts and you're pretty sure he wasn't even a baseball player, while he looks undeniably handsome you like to steal the shirts because of how soft they are

- he loves how the shoulders are too big and a little droopy, the sleeves are a little too long making you roll them up to your fore arm to get anything done, and he can feel his heart flutter noticing how you're always bunching up the material or trying to tuck it into your waistband

- seeing you in his shirts makes him all warm and fuzzy, he physically cannot keep his hands off of you if he tried

- when you cuddle he'll cling to the soft fabric with one hand, the other securing you to his chest, whispering something about how perfect you are before he devulges into light snores, keeping you secure and warm, his cologne intoxicatingly warm and comforting, automatically lulling you to sleep with him in minutes

Damian Wayne:

- Dami doesn't love you stealing his clothes, he likes it when you slip on his t-shirt or sweater after a long day and he'll usually expect it back

- but the best thing to steal from your cute boyfriend are his adorable turtleneck sweaters

- these knitted black sweaters are the softest material known to man but stealing them is so difficult because Damian doesn't like parting with them

- the face he gives you when you meet up in public while wearing one of his turtlenecks is too cute, a mixture of pride that you're engulfed in his property and also some mild amusement that you successfully snatched one of his turtlenecks out from under his nose

- "mhm beloved i like your shirt, tell me where did you get it?" his snark is always unmatched

- one of his favorite things to do when you're wearing his turtlenecks is pull the material up and over your mouth, effectively quieting you with your own shirt

- the playful glint in his eyes while he toys with the collar makes you smile like a child, loving how his inner goofy side comes out when he's with you

Jaime Reyes:

- there is no better clothing item to steal from Jaime than the iconic gray drawstring zip up hoodie

- this boy really goes through at least three a month if not more so he doesn't mind you snatching a few for your own closet

- he likes to grab on either side of the unzipped jacket and tug you into his embrace, his lips meeting yours while he toys with the fabric

- you take his jackets everywhere, he loves that you're rarely caught without one - he thinks it's adorable that you don't like to be without him

- his scarab genuinely thinks you're safer wearing his jacket and will throw a bit of a fit if "mate is unsafe! protections protocols active!" so you've taken to tying them around your waist, slinging them over your shoulder, and have even tried to crop or bedazzle a few to make a bomb outfit if thats you're style!

- the jackets are always worn and well loved, sometimes they'll have tears or burn marks from his scarab getting upset but you never mind the imperfections, they're what makes each jacket special

hope you enjoyed let me know who your fav was!

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justasimplesinner · 3 years

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Sooooo crocodiles back are sensitive, right ? How would react killer croc from BTAS, The Batman 2004, Arkham Games and Beware the Batman when SO press their NAKED body against his back and kiss his neck ?

( I bet no matter the versions, he would internaly screaming from the inside )

it's actually crocodiles' jaws that are incredibly sensitive, even more than human fingertips, and add to that the fact that they have one of the fastest response time out of all animal species, and you have an animal that can snap it's powerful jaws at you before you even realise you touched it/got close to it. their back has a bit thicker scales and not as much nerve endings, but it's not all that insensitive, so there's that

aight, im done infodumping. also, i had to skip btas croc, i cant really get a grasp at that guy

The Batman!Croc's s/o pressing up against him hcs:

you can't really surprise him, he knows you're in the room before you make yourself known, but he certainly didn't expect to suddenly feel... that

it doesn't take him long to figure out you don't have any clothes on, but it's long enough that you wrap your arms around him and start pressing small kisses onto his back. he immediately chuckles, and the vibrations from it go right through you. he'll slowly but effectively use his tail to push you around him and take a good look at you before you even have a chance to react. he does not mind. does not mind at all. and judging by his smirk, he even welcomes it, very eagerly

Beware the Batman!Croc's s/o pressing up against him hcs:

he almost never turns to you when you enter the room. he knows it's you, and he's waiting till you come up to him and greet him properly with a kiss or so. so at first, he's just sitting there with a smirk, waiting for you

until he feels your body press up against him. your warm, naked body flush against his back, your nose nuzzling between his shoulder blades. he doesn't wait. he doesn't relish. he's impatient. in a matter of seconds, he will have you pressed up against any possible surface, looking at you with a threatening gaze. he doesn't mean it, of course. he loves it. but you're in for a wild ride

Arkham!Croc's s/o pressing up against him hcs:

he's almost always on guard, and nobody would come into the space he's in without him noticing. he's got his eyes on the door 99% of the time. unless it's you. unless it's your scent that fills his lungs. you're the only one he lets his guard down around. he doesn't worry, he just lets you come in, waiting for you, his body already relaxed just because of your presence

and then he stiffens once he feels you all pressed up against his back. he can feel every part of you, every move you make, every breath you exhale. he can feel your fingertips dancing across his scales, almost tickling, and that's all it takes. he will growl lowly, but it's the good kind of growl, the one that tells you you're in for some fun, and that's the point of no return. not that you'd want to escape, of course

#killer croc #waylon jones #the batman 2004 #the batman (2004)#beware the batman #arkhamverse #my writing #headcannons #suggestive #anonymous #dont mind me showing off im smart

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spilledkauffie · 3 years

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thechocoboos · 5 years

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Could you do the chocobros (+Ardyn and Ravus) taking care of their significant other while she's on her period?

These hcs have been sitting in my google docs for a week now--but hey, they’re ready!!! I ended up with eight pages of headcanons so brace yourself lol; wrote these while i was suffering from the very thing i was writing about. what a life.

HC: The Bros + Ardyn and Ravus taking care of their SO on their period!

Noctis

Noct knew that periods existed, he swore that he did, but he just kinda… forgets.

So when he came home to see you dying on your couch, he was just… ??? “Uh, babe? You okay?”

“NO, Noct, I’m not o-fucking-kay--”

“Uh.”

It was only when he called Ignis that he figured out what was going on, with Ignis exasperatedly having to remind Noct that hey, people get periods!

It was a short phonecall, luckily

And it didn’t take Noct too long to get with the program

Softness increases to 110%

Mutual laziness increases to 70%

Caring for his SO increases to 2000%

He does his best--but he also kinda. Just. I dont wanna say it but he doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal until he sees you crying over cramps, then he realizes that periods suck and that you just need your stupid boyfriend to give you the love and support that you deserve

After that, he gets better!!!

“NoCT, can you please go get me my meds? And some water--”

“Can’t you do it yourself--” He always freezes, remembering how bad it can be, “Shit, sorry, babe--” He already started getting up, bringing out a bit of your favorite snack as an apology, “You know I’m an idiot.” He said when he handed you your meds and your fave candy bar

You know, and for whatever reason, you still loved him

He kinda has to learn what to do and what not to do just because he feels too unsure to ask anyone

Unfortunately, it was also through trial and error that he realized how sensitive you can sometimes be when your period is knockin’ at the front door

He found out through multiple crying sessions--and yes, it was usually his fault, but he was always insanely good about making it up to you with food, cuddles, and movie marathons

He’s the boyfriend who goes to the store for tampons and pads for you, sees the giant aisle of them, and while he isn’t embarrassed to be seen buying shit for his SO, he has absolutely no idea what to get and literally grabs the first shit he sees

And of course, you send him right back with a picture of the brand you actually like and a pad in his hand just so he can get it right the second time

Cue the mental image of Noctis comparing the pad in his hand to the color of pad packaging in stores

“They’re both green so it’s gotta be right… right???”

In summary: Noctis is a dumbass and can be a bit insensitive about periods simply because he’s really not around women or anyone who gets periods, but he really does try to remedy his ignorance and any mistakes he makes

Prompto

Prompto, too, has never really had much experience with girls or periods or people with periods and he just. He tries so hard--he really does

He gets you a new teddy bear every single time (at some point, you know you’re gonna have to tell him that he can’t keep buying you new bears, but it’s so cute that you don’t want him to stop)

He’s the one who gets sympathy pain

I promise, the second he catches wind that you’re on your period, he’s out the door trying to find your favorite of everything

If you send him to the store for pads, he comes back with one of everything and lots of tears in his eyes, “Babe--I didn’t know what you wanted so I just bought everything im sorry oh gods”

He’s the pitiful soul who blushes as he buys all the pads and tampons and looks like he’s gonna cry

He’s the one who pulls a cart full of sanitary products to the first register he sees and is crying as he looks in the clerk’s eyes and cries, “My SO is on their period i dont know what they like help me please”

Christ, he’s a mess but he’s your mess and you love him

He comes back with every single snack he knows you so much as look at

Cravings? He’s got your back.

Like, you mention this shit you want half heartedly and then he disappears for three hours and comes back with a weighted blanket, heating pad, and three bags of those weird chips you were craving

He’s always blushing and frantic, but he blushes the hardest when you ask him to lay with you and cuddle

Ofc he does it--he loves it, but the bold, straightforward way you ask has him blushing head to toes

He once caught himself wishing people got periods more often just so he could hold you like this more often--he accidentally said it out loud, and you only snuggled into his chest more and told him to shut up and hold you tighter

Prompto is a mess but he tries so, so hard just to make you comfortable and content

He once drove for twenty minutes to find your favorite candy bar (and he would do it again, no question)

When you cry bc emotions, he starts to tear up, too

He always says, “Babe, if you cry, I’ll start crying and then we’ll both be crying and I don't think either of us can handle that on an emotional level” and then you both cry anyways

He likes to sing to you when you guys cuddle, his voice is soft but husky in the perfect way that lulls you to sleep

If you fall asleep in his arms, he falls asleep, too

He’s the extra bf who goes above and beyond unnecessarily, merely because he doesn’t know how else to help you

Gladdy

Holy Behemoth Batman! One of these idiots is properly aware of periods!!!

And it’s this one. Bravo, Gladdy, bravo. Fans everywhere are cheering your name.

In all seriousness, he is aware and actually knows how to handle someone who is on their period

Iris used to get some pretty bad periods, and with their mom not around and their dad always busy, it was Gladio who had to help her out and actually explain them to her in the first place (he’s never gonna forget when Iris ran up to him one morning while crying and shouting about bloody underwear)

So, needless to say, he ain’t shy during that time of the month. In fact, he knows more tips and tricks than you do, simply because he was one hell of a big bro for Iris

Heating pads? Blankets? Snacks? Damn good brands of sanitary products? He’s got it all and you didn’t even have to ask, like holy shit

Back when you guys were just starting out your relationship, you had actually gotten your period once while at his place and when you told him you’d have to go home because you forgot your products, he was like, “Oh--hang on. You prefer pads or tampons???” and pulls out a giant basket with a lobster on it, labelled ‘Menstruation Crustacean’

He said that he liked to be prepared in case Iris was over

What an absolute legend of a bf. Like, after that, you knew you weren’t letting this fucker go.

He rubs your stomach if you’re having really bad cramps and doesn’t even have to be asked to go grab you some pain meds--it’s like he has a sixth sense or some shit

Really, really chill about periods as a whole like he’s not scared to go to the store for you and he gets the right products!!!

Sometimes, when you get so sore and crampy that you can’t move, he’ll carry you around in his arms and doesn’t complain once

Will change your bloody sheets and isn’t the slightest bit grossed out--doesn’t mind emptying the bathroom trashcan either

Similar to Prompto, he loves to hold you and hum to you. He won’t sing, but even his absent minded humming while he holds you to his chest under one arm and reads some random book lulls you to sleep with ease

Quite frankly, probably the best of the bros when it comes to periods

He’s not scared of them. He doesn’t care if it gets messy, he knows what to do, like. Shit. Fuckin’ winner over here.

Ignis

Ignis, much like everyone else, does not have that much experience with periods. Didn’t really have many folks with periods around and he’s never had a SO before

So you would think he’s a hot mess--but nO! He would nEvER

He googled and he googled and he googled and he asked coworkers (always respectfully ofc) and he googled some more

He has an arsenal of tips and tricks and guides and everything--but he does lack the hands on experience

He will help you and he will buy you everything you need and more--but there will always be the hesitation of someone who doesn’t really know what they’re doing

One time, Ignis tried to rub your belly to help with cramps, but he only succeeded in tickling you and embarrassingly had to admit he doesn’t really know where his hand should be

Ugh what a cutie pie

He’s patient and sweet and he does all these small things for you without even telling you, and when you do notice, you feel like your heart is just gonna burst and vomit affection everywhere

He’s still a little embarrassed and shy when you boldly demand cuddles, but he does it nonetheless (he fucking loves it though he will never admit to it)

He’s the SO who cleans up bloody sheets and quietly gets blood stains out of your clothes while you’re vomiting from cramps, but never, ever makes a big deal out of it and does it with the caring affection of a kind man in love

Bumps his pun game to 110% to try and make you laugh

Knows which subjects and what phrases and words to avoid to prevent your emotions from blowing up

Even if they do, he never takes rude words to heart and he always comforts you lovingly, giving you a warm hug and a kiss on the cheek

He keeps an eye on you

If you shift uncomfortably, he’s there with a heating pad

If you’re meds are wearing off, he already has more in hand

Sometimes, if you want to cuddle, you only have to look at him a certain way before he’s sighing and climbing into bed next to you, reminding you that if you were anyone else he wouldn’t go this far

He just dotes on you in the quietest ways possible

Ravus

Insensitive Dumbass Part 2

Yes, he knows people get periods. Does he care? No.

Not until he falls in love with you, at least.

Cramps? Can’t be that bad. Migraines? Just mere headaches. Aches and pains? Probably nothing. He dismisses each symptom right up until you come into his life

Because when you guys get together--he gets to see firsthand just how bad everything can get

Oh gods you’re crying from it all?? VOmitting??? HOW WAS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW--

He felt like a right dick (and he should)

But he was also quick to change his tune, because the love of his life can’t suffer like this

Not while he’s around!!!

He’s quick to ask Luna what to do, and thank god at least one sibling in their family is sympathetic and not a mess and a fucking half otherwise he’d be doing things through trial and error (not that he didn’t, even with the help)

He does everything by the written list Luna had given him (she knew he wasn’t gonna remember everything), even years after you two got together (he likes to use it as a benchmark of sorts to know when he’s doing everything you need)

The first few times you had sent him to the store because you ran out of supplies, he had absolutely no idea what to get and any poor employees who tried to help him earned the most aggressive, hostile glare he could muster

He ends up calling Luna, too, because how is he supposed to call you and tell you that he doesn’t know what to get??? And have you think he’s incapable??? NO! He was gonna be the best bf and get exactly what you fucking needed or so help him--

He’s just very aggressively in love. Little bit of a dick but he changes and grows as a person into the kinda man we can all love and support and who will love and support us right back!!!

He does his best but he doesn’t want to seem incapable of being helpful

Likes to remind you when your medicine is supposed to wear out so he can show that he’s some use

Anytime he gives you a massage or rubs your back or smth, he’s always giving you nervous, uncertain glances just to make sure you’re content or that he’s helping

Always giving you nervous glances just to check that you’re okay (he really loves you, he’s just not sure how to show it)

Lots of hugs and kisses but he’s embarrassed about all the skinship when you want cuddles (don’t get him wrong, he really, really loves it; he’s just… not sure what to do with all these feelings)

He learns how to be a supportive, wonderful SO when you’re on your period and maybe one day he might actually remember your favorite brand (but don’t get your hopes up too much at that)

Ardyn

Back in Ardyn’s day, periods weren’t exactly talked about, so the first few times you mentioned them, he was absolutely flabbergasted that you would blatantly talk about something that was considered so private

If he hadn’t been a healer, he wouldn’t have known near as much about them as he did

But even as a healer, periods were still something considered a woman’s subject and were usually left for women healers and mothers to handle so he could rarely do much

But then--Ardyn had to get pretty fuckin’ used to periods because you were pretty much out of commission when your “aunt irma” came to visit

First couple times you got your period while with Ardyn, they weren’t so bad, but then they went right back to their normal symptoms

When Ardyn came home to see you curled up in a ball, clutching your abdomen and trying to just keep your eyes shut to block out the light, he had thought you were terribly, terribly sick

“Darling--what’s wrong? What happened--” He was genuinely concerned and worried, his brow furrowed and mouth drawn in a worried frown. He hadn’t realized that your periods were so debilitating, so to see you like this, he had thought something even worse had happened

You only managed a groan when you tried to talk, and that only made him rush over even more, trying to lift your arms to see where you were injured, “Darling, please--”

“‘M fine,” you tried to say, “It’s just--fuck,” You hissed as a particularly bad cramp came your way, “--fine, jus’, that time of the month.” You wheezed, laying your head back down on your pillow

And that was when Ardyn realized just how terrible the symptoms could be

He was a worried man. Absurdly worried actually, and sometimes it made you want to laugh if everything didn’t hurt so badly

Ardyn was the kind of man to do absolutely anything and everything for his love, so that’s what he did

You never had to leave the bed for anything unless you really wanted to

Ardyn would deliver your pain meds on the clock, always accompanied by the most ridiculously jeweled goblet he could find (he was always one to be amusingly over the top and treat you like a queen, but his dramatics always cheered you up)

He was usually by your side unless you requested some alone time, and then he would respectfully kiss your forehead, say “Of course, darling. If you need anything, don’t hesitate to call--I am always at your disposal,” and close the door quietly as he left

Otherwise, he would be laying in bed with you, one arm wrapped around your shoulder and the other holding some old book or resting across his stomach as he took a nap beside you

He would give you massages wherever you ached and he would provide herbal remedies from back in his day that were pretty good at relieving aches and pains

Ardyn’s innuendos and teasings would go on the back burner during this time--unless you instigated it

If you didn’t, he might tease you here and there, but always the tiniest, most light hearted things and it was always said in the softest teasing tones

All your feelings are valid to him, hormonal or otherwise, and he will listen to every word you say as though they were your last

Yes, you were usually treated like royalty by him, but it somehow increased exponentially when that time of the month arrived

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nightwingswing · 5 years

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Roy Harper Hc!

Hello my lil’ wings!

Hope you’re all very well!

I got good news! Soon I’ll be able to update my current stories! I can’t wait!

This Hc are dedicated to my friend @matsukawaissei !

Hope they cheer you up and hope eveything goes well , hon!

I’ll write that fic tomorrow tho! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Tags: @hamsterforlive @plethora-of-things @wonderlace19 @algentforthewin

If you want to be tagged in any of my series, stories,Hc or have any promps, feel free to message me anytime! My askboxs is always open!

Enjoy!

-Roy Harper is a mess tbh -But- He’s your mess. - You and him meet in a club a few years back. - Around that time you were just a student in University

- Christmas came, and as always your class decided to have a dinner together.

-After eating in a pretty decent place ( this year was organized by the responsible one) you all decided to go dance/ drink a bit

- You ended in a pretty nice club. Not many people were inside, a few in some love seats and a few dancing under the lights.

-your friends were quick to grab the biggest love seats and put them together,making one big for all of you.

- In a few minutes you all were having nice conversations while drinking your favorite drinks.

-Alas, all night long something keep getting your attention away from the conversation.

- A pretty man, maybe 3 years older than you?

- He had long-ish red hair under a pretty old cap. He was muscular, well toned with wide shoulders.

-You guessed his muscle was as big as your head

-...

-Okay OKAY He was hot

-” wawawa (y/n)!!! whatcha looking at??” your friend smirked, her hair tickling your cheek as she looked in the same direction as you. She saw him and her evil smirk told you what she was gonna do.

- (f/n) no.

- Oh, but (f/n) yes.

-Before your obtrusive friend was able to embarras you you got up and walked towards him.

-You turned to her for moral suport and found her smirking and giving you the thumbs up dance.

- ...Your friend is pretty creative

-You walked to him, slowly to cooly invite him to a drink but when you where si close yous shyness got all like “BAM! BABBY IM BAC!”

- Which means that you

- Walked to him very sure and in the last moment went al

- “nnnNOpE!”

- “(y/n) oH MY GOD!” your friend dramatically said.

- See, she knows you very well and knew you would do that. So she placed herself behind you and when you tried to walk away you clashed and you crashed into the pretty redhead lap.

- Oh yes

- Your friend keep apologizing for you because you were startruck.

- So pretty

-So blue

- His eyes had you mesmerized

- Like...like two pretty sapphires

-” Well thank you” he scratched his head, almost shyly. “ Nobody told me that”

- Oh shoot

-You said it out loud

- “No we’re just mind reading you actually.” said your unhelpfully helpful friend

-“ Stop smirking (f/n)! You look like a Cheshire cat”

-” Oh, I’d date Cheshire in a heartbeat, actually.”

-” She’s not that bad.” said the man

- Meanwhile you were a cute tomato

- Well, look at the positive side: You future husband and your bestfriend get along pretty nicely!

- “Ohh well look at the time! gotta go, take care of my friend ta-ta~” she smirked as she walked away

- “Please excuse her.” you said, blushing

-” No worried, beautiful. I know a friend just like that” he smiled. “acts just like that with..a grumpy bat”

- If by a friend you mean yourself and by grumpy bat you mean Jason, you’re not wrong Roy.

- You both chuckle for a bit, he smiles sweetly

- “Name’s Harper, Roy Harper”

- “ Im (y/n)” You smile, blushing slighty.

- You two hit it off nicely.

- He was a genius.

- He told you about this bots he was creating and if he had you hooked before now he had you all aboard .

- You can say your night was talking with Roy

- Feat your bestfriend looking at you with a big proud teasing smirk and the promise of fangirling at home,Obviously

- At the end of the night, you two had echanged numbers, instagrams, twitters, life..

- After a loooong good bye ( long because none of you wanted to let go) it was his friend the black haired one who grabbed him by the hood and draged him away.

- what did he call him? jared? jonah? no no it had something with birds...Peakdick? no no...ooh! Jaybird!

- As it’s obvious, your friend did a batman on you.

- Meaning she interrogated you about the most minimum detail.

- She approved

- Meanwhile, Roy had with Kory talked on and on about how beautiful smart you were...

-Kory, ever the shipper found your friend in instagram and now the two of them are the managers of your ship.

- CAAAAN YOU FEEEEL THE LOOOVE TONIGHT!!!!!

- That was the song that sounded on your first date. On your first dance

-Meaning, its your song

- Yes, the lion king is the song thats gonna play at your wedding.

- That’s what you get when you have Jason picking the music, Roy.

- You’re lucky it wasnt Batman, he would have picked the intro song and grabbed you bridal style and did a simba with you.

- I must say, Oliver and Dinah adore you.

- Dinah most of the two, she likes your style

- You ain’t taking any of roy’s s+ht

- Also, you two look wonderful with fishnets.

- Fishnets for da win

- Oliver is another story completely tho

- Oliver is like that embarrasing dad that makes way to many puns and brings out your baby pictures?

- That but worse.

- “ Look at this video, its Roy’s first ever training!”

-” did you just hit your forehead with your own kid’s toy arrow?” you said, bitting back a chuckle.

- “ QUEEN WHAT THE HEC- DONT SHOW HER THAT! STOP EMBARRASING ME!”

- That ain’t happening Roy.

- Not while im the narrator.

- *evil laugh*

- ejem, as i was saying

- Your next 20000 dates were pretty sweet and romatic

- He call you all types of cutesy names like babe, honey, beautiful, angel, my queen, Firecracker...

- Obviously you get pretty embarrased when he call you the last one in public.

- “ Firecracker?? why Firecracker??” asked an inocent Kory once

- “ Because she’s pure fire and i’d love if she made me go crack!”

-”....”

- “Roy that one was pretty bad, and I’ve lived with Dick”

-” wait wait! i got more! Firecracker because so sexy that makes me explode in blushes! and...not only blushes!”

-”ROY!” You shyly hide behind kory.

- “Actually, i think Kory is pure fire.” your bestfriend smirked at her.

- woah...i ship it.

- You call him cute nicknames too, like dork, speedy, darling, love...

- And all the hero and villain comunity knows you two as Bow and Arrow.

- You know who’s who *wink wonk*

- Thought you argued like all couples do

- Cause both of you are stubborn af

-Oh it’s a sweet memory that day you were arguing pretty heavy when suddenly Roy smashed you against the lockers in the watchtower and kissed you hard.

- You smashedd him against the mirror and pulled his leg around your waist

- He growled and picked you up sitting you on the marble

- And well, thats how you tainted the innocence of the watchtower.

- Maybe i can make that idea the imagine of tomorrow...

- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Is that a yes I hear? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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plague-of-insomnia · 5 years

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Sieglinde for the character asks? Hope you’re having a nice day!

First impression: My memory is bad, but I do recall liking her, thinking she was interesting (especially when she commented on Sebastian’s/Ciel’s marks), but I never suspected she was a scientist initially, even though I figured out the miasma was a poison gas long before it was revealed.

Impression now: In canon I don’t really think about her much, but I realized when I was working on my AU how interesting she can be, and that’s how I realized that she could be the “Lucius Fox” to Sebastian’s “Batman”: running a sex shop where she makes her own engineered toys she sells to people on the internet (think Bad Dragon But More Sieglinde) and customizes things for Sebastian since he often has to do hits disguised as sexual rendezvous, like the boots with the steel dagger heels.

Favorite Moment: I think it’s the one I mentioned above, when she asks Sebastian about their marks and comments on how “normal” people shouldn’t attempt to summon demons bc it’s dangerous, especially the look on Seb’s face…

Idea for a story: I haven’t thought of her as a lead (yet, who knows what inspiration the future may bring), but see “impression now” for her part in my AU. She will also make an appearance in my canon fic, Deadly Nightshade, helping Sebastian and Ciel with their case.

Unpopular opinion: I don’t know if this is “unpopular” or not, but I really find the part where Ciel chooses to tell her how to protect herself from the Queen very interesting, bc as smart as she is, she’s very naive. I think Ciel is partly/largely doing it as self interest, but I think she sees him as her savior in more ways than one, and that’s interesting to me.

Favorite relationship: Sieg and Ciel, though not romantically (at least not mutually so). She’s obsessed with him in my AU, too, and is just as persistent as in the manga, no matter how many times Seb tells her Ciel doesn’t swing that way 😂. I also like the relationship she and Wolf have, especially from his side. He reminds me a little of Bard, especially the Bard in some fan fics I’ve read. Sweet and protective.

Favorite hc: I think I’ve only read one fic where she had a significant part and wasn’t just a part of the obligatory group of friends for Ciel… do not sure if I could say I have one, unless I count the one mentioned already. The idea of hypersexed (not saying that’s bad lol) Sieg designing sex toys and clothing while dressed in gothic Lolita fashion just tickles me to no end.

Tysm for the ask!!

#my answers #character meme #sieglinde sullivan #black butler

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huilian · 6 years

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Declarations of Love

Characters: Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Damian Wayne, Duke Thomas, Bruce Wayne

Summary: Bruce could not say his love to his children. Thankfully, Cass was there to interpret.

A/N: I got the idea from @oh-mother-of-darkness headcanon. The original post is here http://oh-mother-of-darkness.tumblr.com/post/166944226136/reasons-to-be-happy-today-one-night-after-a . It’s a bit different from the original hc, so i hope you don’t mind, hehehe.

(I should be studying biology. I wrote this instead…)

It was the case. That was what Dick said to himself to excuse Bruce’s behavior. Arkham inmates all broke out, again, so the tension was high. They were all exhausted, stressed out, and just generally ready to crash.

But in reality, Bruce has been doing that for years, now.

It was not always like that. In Dick’s first years as Robin, Bruce was not like this. Sure, he’d snap at him from time to time, but it was never unwarranted. He had almost always done something stupid enough to warrant the lecture. And Bruce always comes to him a few hours later, saying things like how much Dick meant to him and how he couldn’t handle losing Dick. Not in so many words, of course, where’s the fun in that, but Dick got the gist. Moreover, Bruce will sometimes, sometimes, if he was good enough that day, smile at him and patted him on the shoulders. That always meant ‘I’m proud of you, chum’.

The younger ones never saw that Bruce. Tim, Steph, Cass, Damian, and Duke only ever saw a Bruce that was already broken from losing Jason. And Jason? Well, Jason was special. He knew Bruce can be kind and loving, but those memories were clouded by Bruce’s actions after he returned.

In his heart, Jason will always have that part of him that was a Gotham street kid. That part will never be able to trust anyone who had hurt him, because in the streets of Gotham, trusting someone who had turned on you once will result in your death. And Bruce had hurt Jason countless of times.

Bruce kept snapping at everyone. At Dick for not watching his back, at Jason for using excessive force, at Tim for crashing in the middle of the case, at Steph for not being fast enough, at Cass for not being quick enough to work the evidence, at Damian for running off alone, and at Duke for not obeying his orders in the field. None of it was warranted.

So Dick was not surprised to see Jason and Steph grumbling under their breath. Nor was he surprised to see both Tim and Damian glaring daggers at Bruce’s cowl. Duke was relatively new, and therefore hasn’t had a trademark response to Bruce’s sudden anger lapse. He would in a few more months, though.

The moment Bruce finished his lecture and went out the room, the shouting started. Honestly, Dick was surprised they could hold it that long.

“Enough with the excessive force, Jason. Stop shooting at criminals, Jason,” Jason said in his worst Bruce imitation. Dick knew that Jason can do a more or less spot on impersonation of Bruce, so this was deliberate.

“You need to be fast enough, Stephanie! You’re not good enough, Stephanie!” Steph said while making bat ears with her fingers. “Do as I say. Why? Because I’m Batman!”

“This lunatic need to be brought back unharmed, Jason,” Jason continued. “Fuck it, they deserve what they got.”

“Yeah, maybe tone it down a bit, Jay?” Tim said. “My bike’s full of bullet holes and I just finished tuning it up. I’m going to have to do it again.”

“Fuck you, Replacement.”

“Nobody cares about your bike, Drake.”

“Hey!” Tim retorted back.

“I mean, I get that he does this whole lecturing thing out of love for us and all, but he could stand to show it,” Steph said before it can turn into an argument about Red Robin’s bike.

“It would be nice to get a positive feedback once in a while,” Duke said from the side of the room. “I mean, I’ve been here almost three months and I’ve never heard him say something positive about any of us.”

“Just three months? Try four years,” Steph replied.

“Try six,” Jason said.

“Just out of curiosity, has anyone ever heard him say 'I love you’ to any of us?” Steph said.

Duke shook his head. Tim took a moment to think but eventually shook his head. Jason simply grimaced. “Like he would ever stoop so low.”

“But he says that a lot,” Cass said. Dick turned his head to see Cass better, and he could see that Cass was confused with the whole conversation. She had this frown that meant she knew something others don’t, but can’t find the words to express it.

“What? He never says that, Cass.” Steph frowned.

“Yeah, Cass. He never actually says that to any of us,” Tim added.

“No. He says that a lot.”

Dick knew where this was going. Cass read body languages. She read Bruce’s and considered it as valid as a spoken declaration. But that was not the case with the rest of them. Dick himself could only read the hidden love in Bruce’s gestures by years of exposition to the man himself and the fact that he used to say it more clearly.

“Not verbally, Cass, he doesn’t,” Dick interjected. If he didn’t then this whole thing would go round and round, and it would be hours before the resulting argument would be finished. “As far as I can recall, he never says that verbally.”

“Ha! Goldie’s been here the longest and even he never heard Bruce said it,” Jason said.

“No. He says it a lot.”

“Cass, not verbally, okay?” Dick smiled at her. “It’s late and we’re all exhausted. So, let’s just leave this for the night and go to sleep. We can argue this again in the morning when we’re all rested.”

Cass looked at him with a disbelieving expression, but eventually relented to put the issue down for the night. Dick was sure that it would come up again.

Well, that’s a problem for another day. Right now he needed the rest.

***

Cass knew that Bruce said he loved them lots of times. The others just didn’t understand the language that Bruce used. So it’s up to Cass to show them all the times Bruce said it.

Just you wait. By the time Cassandra finished, all of them were going to be fluent in Bruce’s language of love.

***

Cass’ first chance came with Damian. Cass had been spending more time at the Manor and accompanying various of her siblings to patrol just so she could show them when Bruce said his 'I love yous’. Apparently, that night was a Dynamic Duo night, and Robin was patrolling with Batman. It was the perfect situation for Bruce to say it. Cass was almost giddy with excitement.

She was right. Just before they went out, Batman pulled Robin close and adjusted his cape. His whole body screamed 'I love you’. The way his shoulders hunched up a fraction of a centimeter, the way Bruce didn’t have eyes for anything else except for the cape he was adjusting, and the way he tilted his head. All of it was very miniscule, but Cass could read it loud and clear. Damian didn’t seem to realize it though.

That just won’t do. Cass walked towards Damian just after Bruce finished, and whispered to his ear, “There.”

Damian looked up to her with a bewildered expression. Cass just smiled.

***

Next it was Tim and Dick. She was up in the rooftops with them, winding down after patrol when Batman came by. They were laughing and fooling around, play-fighting with each other. (Not sparing. Sparing is when you put all of your skills and fight with the other person. This is play. This is safe.)

Cass watched as Tim got tackled to the floor by Dick, and then promptly got tickled. Dick was laughing, Tim was laughing, she was laughing. After they were both tired of laughing, Dick pulled Tim up to his feet and started striking ridiculous poses. As flexible as Dick was, he had a lot of it in his repertoire.

Then Tim followed suit. Between the two of them, they made Cass laugh again. She almost missed Bruce landing on the rooftop. Almost.

Both of them realized that Bruce was there too, it seemed, because they changed their poses from ridiculous to exaggerated. The kind of exaggerated that Batman could sometimes be.

Cass hid a smile when she realized that Bruce was rolling his eyes. There it was. His love was pouring out in spades to these two boys in front of him.

“What do you think, Red? Was it good enough for the Batman?” Dick asked with laughter hidden in his voice.

“Oh, I don’t know, 'Wing. He is usually much more melodramatic than this. We could never hope to compare.”

All of them heard the huff of Bruce’s breath and the thud as he jumped from that rooftop to another. Cass approached Dick and Tim.

“There,” she said.

Dick looked at her with a smile and a knowing glint in his eyes. Good. He knew already. Tim, on the other hand, looked skeptical. It didn’t matter. Cass would convince him.

***

Steph’s chance came when she was using the Cave to train. She was doing drills and then sparing with the training program. Bruce was going through a case on the computer. Cass was reading a book that Jason recommended to her. It was quite good.

“Put that arm up a bit, Stephanie,” Bruce said, not even looking to where Steph was. Steph huffed, but complied. She did much better in the training program afterwards.

After the program stopped and Steph was taking a break, Cass put down her book and approached Steph. “There,” she whispered.

Steph snorted, but her eyes looked thoughtful. There was hope for her yet.

***

Duke, even though she didn’t know him quite as well yet, seemed to be the one most in need of an encouragement. He was new here, and didn’t know Bruce quite as well. So, Cass made sure to follow him around the Manor and the Cave.

Bruce was more closed off around Duke. He was unsure if he was permitted to love this child that had loving parents and happy family before this. He was unsure if he was permitted to give affection to this boy who had lost so much because of his failures. So he kept to himself around Duke, only interacting when absolutely necessary.

It eventually came, though. Duke was reviewing his toxin knowledge and quizzing himself about it when his stomach growled. He looked alarmed at that, as though he would be reprimanded because of it.

Bruce didn’t say anything. Just grabbed a granola bar from his utility belt and handed it over to Duke. Duke was shocked at the gesture.

Cass smiled. She went over to Duke’s workspace and poked him to get him out of his shock. He jerked his head to Cass and she said, “There.”

***

Jason’s turn came on patrol. Of course it would. He and Bruce never see each other outside of patrol, these days. Since it was only Jason whom Cass hasn’t told yet, she followed Red Hood’s patrol route for several days.

It took a lot of time and patience. Jason avoided Bruce, and Bruce avoided Jason. But in Gotham, you will encounter the Batman sooner or later, even if you’re the Red Hood.

They were on a case. Drugs. Explosives. Children involved. The kind of case that Red Hood would always take. They were already at the end of the case, just a last fight to close down the operation.

Cass simply watched. The two of them had it handled. They did not need her. She was content to watch. Then one of them got a little too close to Jason for Bruce’s comfort.

The Batman went ballistic on them. By the end of that fight, there were none of the thugs that would be able to walk the next day.

“Thanks, but no thanks for the help. I had it handled.”

Batman simply grunted. And got out of the scene hastily.

Cass dropped down from her hiding spot and tapped Jason on the waist. “There.”

Jason cursed. “You couldn’t have helped, Black Bat?”

“You had it handled,” she said.

“I would much rather have you than the big bad bat.”

“Can’t you see? It was there.”

“Huh? What was there?”

With Jason, you need to be blunt. Being subtle would only make him trust you less. “He loves you.”

“Yeah, right.”

“He does.”

Jason picked up all the gear he had dropped during the fight. “Nice chatting with you, but I need to get going. See you around, Black Bat.”

“He does, Hood. You’ll see.”

***

Cass was used to this. She was used to fighting, and she was used to winning the fight. So when Bruce did that to her just because she had incapacitated three person, she was a little surprised.

It was not unwelcome, though.

She smiled at Bruce. By all means, it shouldn’t be visible from under her cowl, but she knew Bruce can see it. Bruce returned the smile. (Not by actually smiling. He wouldn’t be Bruce if he did. But Cass can read it, and that was all that matters.)

It was enough.

***

#dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #damian wayne #bruce wayne #duke thomas #fic #lian writes

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Eddie seems like the type of person to get spurts of cuteness aggression for the reader. Like he'll randomly scoop them up into his arms in a bear hug and pepper their face with kisses because he adores them that much. It'll just randomly hit him how precious they are when they're laughing at a funny video or something.

A/N: Absolutely!! He just can't help himself and doesn't try to 😂 I did a headcanon and lil blurb under it because I couldn't decide between a hc or imagine 💚 (For everyone who's waiting for the next To My Hope chapter, so sorry for the slight delay!! I've just had exams every day this week lol, had to cram a lot in, but I'll definitely be updating on the weekend 🥰)

Pairing: Dano!Riddler x reader (The Batman 2022)

Warnings: Fluff, obsessive loving Riddler, he be a simp 😌

• It doesn't matter whether Eddie's ranting and raging as the RIddler, or just being Edward Nashton... he's still gonna be all over you lmao

• I mean, you could be doing the simplest thing, like reading a book or watching videos on your phone, you make the smallest noise or move an inch and his attention is immediately caught like 🥺😍

• Even if he's in the middle of talking to his followers in his Riddler get-up, he'll gladly take every opportunity to show you off if you cover your identity enough to keep you safe 💚

• You've learnt not to get started by the random times Eddie literally picks you up and hugs you as tightly as he can in his lap, head buried into the crook of your neck, wanting to be as close as possible

• He'll look at you like you're kidding when you ask him why, which results in an essay about how beautiful you looked and how he can't help it and you've not been hugging for ages

• And for ages he means, like, ten minutes 😂

• Edward really can't get over the fact that you're with him in his apartment, looking all adorable and distracting while he's trying to give his followers clues to his next target or do some other form of work

• If you choose to join him on some of the live streams - wearing a mask of some kind for protection - he'll just put you in his lap and smile approvingly at the excited chat

• Seriously though, this man's an amazing cuddler, they're always so warm and protective and impossibly close 🤗

• I feel like he enjoys babying you a bit when he gently scoops you up and kisses you all over, cooing at you adoringly and whispering sweet little things that make you smile

• Like, Eddie calls you little pet names like my sweet angel and princess and cute nicknames of your actual name while he hugs you and leaves trails of wet kisses on your neck and face 😚

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You smile to yourself as you feel familiar arms wrap around your waist and pull you back into him from behind you. One laugh at some stupid video, and Edward's suddenly beside you on the sofa, trapping you in a strong embrace as his hair tickles your cheek. His face nuzzles against your neck, licking and sucking at it as you hold back giggles at the feeling, letting yourself lean back into him.

"I love your laugh," his voice is muffled against your skin, and he lifts his head to bury his nose in your hair, taking in a deep breath and exhaling shakily. "I'll never fully understand how one person can be so... so perfect."

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