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imagine--if · 2 years

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heya!! i love ur soft yandere riddler imagines and was wondering if u could write general relationship hcs for eddie being full soft yandere with the reader 😍😍 thanks sm!

A/N: Soft!Yandere Eddie Nashton is perf I love him 💚

Pairing: Dano!Riddler x reader (The Batman 2022)

Warnings: Mentions of violence and stalking, obsessive loving Riddler behaviour 🥰

•♡ I swear, once Edward's met you and had you pay attention to him and smile warmly... that's it. You've infected his mind forever, and he just has to have you

•♡ Before you start properly dating, there's gonna be Eddie familiarising himself with you through the internet and socials, then through hacked cameras here and there... he doesn't exactly want to invade your privacy, but he likes knowing your safe and seeing that beautiful face to light up his day

•♡ Everything about you is just so perfect and angelic to Edward Nashton, and it's a wonder to him that someone as pure and pretty as you has ended up amongst the scum and vermin in Gotham... but no, it makes sense, because he lives in Gotham too and you two were always meant to be!

•♡ Eddie's love is so deep and obsessive that it can even overwhelm him at times. Like, he'll be killing some thug who decided to get up in your face the other night in his Riddler gear, and the fantasy of you thanking him and hugging and kissing him for his work literally makes him hyperventilate under his mask, and he has to calm down or he'll end up passing out lmao

•♡ He'll be as patient as he can before deciding to make his love known to you, most likely by getting you to his apartment and pouring out his feelings so you'll be paying attention to him fully

•♡ So assuming that you don't reject the Riddler's affections, he'll be ecstatic, honestly can't believe it's happening, that he doesn't have to daydream and imagine you two being together like soulmates are supposed to be when you're right here, all his!!

•♡ Eddie's pretty touch-starved and hasn't had proper romantic relationships before you, so any ounce of affection you give him... he's an absolute mess, whimpering and whining as he nuzzles happily into your touch and moves against you when you stop because he loves the feeling

•♡ Especially if you're playing with his hair or running your fingers lightly up and down his skin, it makes him shivery and flushed

•♡ This guy's pretty vocal and doesn't bother trying to suppress the moans that escape him when you're kissing or cuddling tightly

•♡ Anyone would think you're doing... you know, something else, when all you've done is kiss him and he won't shut up lol

•♡ You know about everything with the orphanage, and when you tell Edward about yours, he sees it as a sign of trust and bonding and he's so giddy

•♡ You have Eddie's attention whenever you want it. As soon as you call his name softly when he's scribbling in a puzzle book, he'll look right up at you with hopeful eyes behind his glasses

•♡ He's really, really protective and quite possessive, so if anyone makes you uncomfortable in the slightest and he gets to hear of it, that person won't be alive the next morning, and a new video will be added to the Riddler's streams

•♡ The videos will be extra violent and tormenting since Edward is jealous and thoroughly annoyed by how the person dared to disrespect you, and the followers drink it up with comments like, "bitch thats what you get for messing with riddlers queen" and "kill the pig, worship the goddess 😍"

•♡ No joke there, they're as respectful to you as they are to the Riddler himself and so you've got random followers around Gotham that will willingly watch your back or do things at your or Eddie's request

•♡ The Riddler's followers have heard a lot about you (obviously), and are Edward's eyes and ears when he needs them to make sure you're okay when it gets late and you're out or not with him or something

•♡ I'm not joking when I say that he sees you as a completely ethereal, beautiful being, and the obsessive Polaroids and rambles in his journals and random items of clothing and trinkets around Ed's room of you proves his devotion and adoration

•♡ He reminds you a lot that everything he's doing, he's doing for you, because an angel such as yourself can't live in a nasty, dirty city, can they?

•♡ I feel like Eddie likes babying you sometimes, being all mushy and clingy, which usually occurs late at night or in the mornings, because he gets to wake you up with loving kisses and whispers or soothe you to sleep fondling you delicately

•♡ An example of babytalk is a bunch of pet names and rambling, like, "My darling, my angel, my muse... aren't you just perfect, sweetheart? You look in the mirror and tell me we don't fit together like little puzzle pieces together like this...! Of course we do!! Awh, you're smiling- keep smiling, always, for me-"

•♡ I was gonna continue but realised I was writing a long-ass paragraph so I'll stop with the dialogue for a sec lmao

•♡ There are times when you have to ask him to shift back a little when his face is literally in yours and you can't breathe hehe

•♡ He gets all blushy and apologetic, but he can't get enough of the warmth and softness and loves enveloping himself in you

•♡ Edward gets extremely agitated when he can't see or touch you for long periods of time, and loses his patience with anyone that isn't you easily until he can relax when you're back together

•♡ He loves teaching you how to solve puzzles and riddles and stuff, because when you do Ed sees it as really hot and your cleverness is gorgeous to him - you can bond over what he's known for and best at!! One more thing to bond over?? He's interested!

•♡ I suppose it could feel invasive at times when Eddie wants to be around you constantly and know as much as he can about your past and just every little detail about your heavenly self, but he doesn't want to be invasive, he just wants to be as close to you as possible

•♡ You're the only one that can calm him down when he's having a tantrum about a riddle gone wrong or an awful flashback or something, and Edward's always thankful and relieved when he's woken gently from nightmares and all

•♡ No one's ever loved him like this before, and he cherishes any bit of attention he gets from you like they're slices of heaven... because they are

•♡ Eddie tells you he loves you constantly, feeling the need to remind you through any means possible

•♡ "I love you, sweet baby... and you love me too, right? Mm... it makes me so happy when you say that- never stop saying that, ever, ever..."

•♡ So Edward being the soft yandere that he is would never hurt you physically or mentally because he hates the thought of that. He just wants to love and protect you forever, prove to the world you're meant to be and gives you anything and everything you want to show it 💚

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constellationsatnight · 2 years

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RANDOM JAY(okja) HEADCANONS

i could’ve kept going. i have had this in my notes for over a month and been adding stuff whenever i think about it.

warnings: swearing, mentions of animal cruelty (?), mentions of throwing up? idk

- jay is a neat freak. i don’t know why he gives me the vibe to just not be able to stand untidy and dirty things

- he irons all of his clothes, even his underwear.

- he comes from a wealthy background. my main man be talking like a boomer and wearing armani suits on his illegal activist missions, he grew up rich.

- absolutely hates that.

- he wears the suit because he likes to get ready with his 36 step routine and feels like the ALF really is his workplace so he gets ready as if he worked a 9-5.

- is punctual. like it’s creepy how punctual he is. never late never early.

- studied finances and political science

- got into animal rights because of a girl he wanted to hook up with and after hearing her talk for two hours he ditched her to start an animal protection organisation in his college

- there were three people at his first protest. two of them were his friends. the other one was an exchange student who liked him.

- but he didn’t give up, and flooded the cafeteria with red paint as a symbol for the massacre of animals.

- he went vegan in two days, threw out all of his leather/wool clothing

- got sick when he started to be vegan because you shouldn’t completely change your diet overnight.

- passed out twice a day but persevered because mans has passion

- also he’s, in a way, rebelling against his upbringing.

- he’s a white man after all.

- he gets in the ALF without being recruited.

- he literally just finds them and decided he was going to be a part of it.

- they were fine with it.

- he insists on creating his own team, going out and recruiting members himself.

- that’s why the team is a little bit distant from the main ALF

- he doesn’t care.

- he drinks his coffee very dark. mostly espresso, usually a double.

- drinks it like a shot.

- he actually prefers tea but will not say it to anyone.

- when he has a day off he likes to go to rescue shelters and volunteer because he actually doesn’t take days off ever.

- used to have a lisp.

- idk why but i think as a kid he did and he was so self aware that he insisted on going to a speech therapist every single day until it went away.

- that’s why he speaks very softly

- he is actually controlling all of his mouth muscles.

- (y’all idk this is very specific)

- moving on.

- hates kids. but he is surprisingly good with them.

- he’s the type of guy to be like ew a kid and then not talk to a single adult and play with said kid for two hours.

- until stains happen. he goes home then.

- first time an animal he was trying to save died he cried for two days.

- hasn’t cried since

- it kind of confirmed everything for him and he wasn’t going to waste even tears because of industrial farming

- one time he accidentally ate ham.

- threw up because his body was so unused to meat.

- but he felt so disgusting he didn’t eat for three days

- realised he really was not an effective and whole human being when he was starving (duh)

- so now he never goes on hunger strikes

- surprisingly good cook when he has time

- the hardest thing to quit in his diet were eggs

- he’s an annoying little bitch and i love him for it.

#if you don’t agree then ok #istg i need help #jayokja #jay (okja)#paul dano #paul dano headcannons #jayokja headcanons #paul dano fluff #danonation #okja headcanons #paul dano headcanons #the riddler headcanons #jay okja #the riddler

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echoinggrimreaper · 6 days

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Okay, genuine question for the batman 2022 fandom, when did we all decide that dano! Riddler smokes, cuz I've seen some killer fanart with this hc and I legit can't remember if anything in cannon referred to it...

#danocel #danonation #paul dano #the batman 2022 #the batman #cw smoking #I legit don't know if this is a hive mind headcannon thing or a cannon thing I missed but yk

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chipsxsalsa · 1 year

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Stoner Riddler headcannons:

(Tw: Drug use, Implied past addiction)

-Eddie’s actually been smoking weed for a while. He first used it when he was 12, but started using heavily around age 17- long story short, drop withdrawals are not fun and weed kept his cravings in check.

-He doesn’t like blunts or joints because it reminds him too much of sneaking around the orphanage and looking for a smoking hole. He’ll hit them, sure, but it’s not his go-to by any means.

-He has a pax vaporizer he absolutely swears by. It took him a while to save up the money, but he thinks it was absolutely worth it. He loves saving the avb and attempting to ‘cook’ with it- that is, making whatever concoction necessary to increase the bud’s potency.

-On the rare occasion he’s stuck on a problem of some kind, he’ll smoke a little to get a more out-of-the-box-type answer.

-Eddie is absolutely obnoxious while high. He’ll laugh at literally anything in existence, especially the local news.

-He started smoking more after he came up with his Riddler persona. It helped him to overcome his fears associated with live-streaming and made him embrace a more hedonistic side of himself.

-It also helped him to comedown from other drugs.

-He absolutely loves Sativa strains! Honestly, he’ll smoke anything that will keep him up and help him focus on his plans. Jack Herer, Green Crack, and White Widow are his go-tos.

-He gets most of his more creative ideas while high. For instance, the rat-face-torture-trap was designed during a baked rerun of the Saw franchise.

-He’s not a chronic smoker though. Usually he’ll only smoke to get through a long night or put his crippling anxiety at ease for once. Overall, he’ll smoke maybe once or twice a week.

-It’s cliche, but sometimes he wishes he had another friend to smoke with. He wonders how his life would be different had he made friends with the “stoners” in college. Looking back, offering a hit off a joint might have made them overlook how much of an awkward weirdo he was. It’s another regret that manifests into his desire for revenge.

-He uses weed more as a tool than anything. It’s another means to an end, an enhancer that brings him closer to avenging the unheard in Gotham City.

#the riddler smokes #batman riddler #dano riddler #danonation #paul dano #tw drugs #headcannons #the riddler #the batman 2022 #edward nashton #edward nigma #goofy ahh #riddler headcanon

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s3lf-c0ncious · 2 years

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“Dysfunctional” Jay (Okja) X GN! Reader with Tics

Tics: a compulsive, repetitive sound or movement that are involuntary and difficult to control.

Jay has been on a mission with the ALF for about two weeks, calling you every chance he gets. Which unfortunately isn’t much. He hasn’t been telling you much about the missions he’s on other than a good thing here and a messed up plan there. Your imagination fills in the rest of the pieces to a very dangerous puzzle, it stresses you beyond belief.

Before he left, your tics were pretty controlled, being on a new medication to trial, your attacks have been at an all time low. Once he was gone, the security of knowing he was okay went with him. This added fear of the unknown and what could happen to him was making your tics skyrocket. Unfortunately your job isn’t too happy with this spike in tic activity.

“Hello, *tic* welcome to y/j/h how can, *tic*, can I, *tic*, can I help you today?” You tried to get the sentence out without letting your tics interrupt you much. But you could tell the damage had already began. Even with the “I have Tourette’s” badge you wore, the customer got annoyed with your eye rolling and noise making.

“Can I get a functional employee please? Preferably one that doesn’t disrespect me.”

This had happened on so many occasions that you were completely ready to quit your job. Technically, with Jay’s job you didn’t have to work. Not only was it emotionally rewarding, it was financially as well. But you would feel bad having him pay for everything for you and him. You keep trying to push through without having the comfort of crawling into bed with Jay and telling him all the horrible things people say on the daily. For now, the phone calls every chance he got had to be enough.

You kicked your shoes off at the bottom of the stairs and dragged yourself to your room, ready to hopefully end this day with the sound of Jay’s voice. You laid in bed and grabbed your phone out of your bag, throwing it to the ground. Finding his contact, you clicked it and waited as the phone rang.

It rang for a bit and eventually stopped, he didn’t answer. ‘Maybe he’s just busy? Don’t jump to conclusions…’ you thought, attempting to comfort yourself. You tried again, listening to the annoying ringing of the phone.

Your mind was jumping from thought to thought as a tic almost made you throw your phone. You could feel the electric feeling just before a tic attack. The stress of everyday work and now Jay not answering or texting you all day was getting to you.

Your eyes were twitching, tics were starting to go off every few seconds, making it harder and harder to stay still and hold your phone. You placed it down and tried to find your stuffed animal to hold so you don’t harm yourself.

“Hello? Y/n?”

Finally.

Tics still going off, you were now in the middle of a tic attack when Jay answered the phone.

“Jay! *tic* You *tic* *tic* answered! I *tic* missed you.” You tried to talk but Jay could tell how tired and in pain you were just hearing your voice.

“Baby, it’s okay, I’m sorry I didn’t answer earlier, we were really busy but we’re done now. I have the rest of the day to talk to you.”

You tried to answer him but your tics were starting to hurt, making you tear up.

“I *tic* hate this *tic*.”

“I know, do you have your stuffed animal?” Jay tried to comfort you, but being thousands of miles away was hard when all he wanted to do was cuddle you.

“I *tic* I do,” you pulled your plushie closer to you and held on to it tighter.

Jay was about to say something else when a knock came at his hotel door. He quickly got up and muted his phone. Answering the door, it was another ALF member, just asking if he wanted to join them for a meal.

You were wondering why he went silent, you got a little anxious, “Jay? *tic* What *tic* happened?”

He unmuted himself when the member went away, “Nothing love, everything’s fine. Another member knocked on my door, but everyone okay.”

Your tics started to calm down after about thirty minutes of constant one after another. Jay whispered sweet nothings into the phone, reminding you that he loved you and that it would be over soon.

Finally after about an hour attack, you were completely out of energy.

“Jay?” You whispered, he’d been quiet for a minute.

“Yes, baby? Are you okay?” He perked up when he heard you speak without interruption.

“I’m better now, I’m so tired. I wanted to tell you about my day, but I guess my brain had other plans,” you joked.

Jay chuckled, “That’s okay y/n, if you want, you can still tell me. I’ll be here all night for you.”

Finally feeling a little better, you began telling Jay about all of the stress from your job, and how much you missed his presence.

“Y/N don’t listen to those people, if they can’t read and see that you can’t control it, that’s there problem, baby. There is nothing wrong with you.” His words made you tear up again, this time out of joy that you had the best boyfriend in the world.

“Are you crying baby? Don’t cry, it’s okay,” Jay was so badly worried, he contemplated flying back just to get you. But he knew he wouldn’t be able to forgive himself if anything happened to you on a mission.

You wiped your tears and fondly stared at your phone.

“I really love you Jay.”

“I love you too, Y/N.”

Headcannons:

-Jay would always be there to protect you from anyone who criticizes you for your tics. He doesn’t stand for ableism just as much as he can’t stand animal abuse.

-He’s always buying you new plushies and padding to keep you from hurting yourself during tic attacks or with violent tics.

-Jay always ignores your tics as to not trigger them, but occasionally he laughs at a weird or funny one as long as you’re laughing too!

-Always sure you never miss an appointment for new meds or checkups, he wants his love as healthy as possible.

-Constantly asks if you’re okay and if you need anything, even if he’s overseas and has to ship the item to you.

-Will love you no matter what, of course!

I’ve been wanting to write another fic, this time with a different character, though I do have more ideas for my lovely Klitzy 👀. Send me some requests if you want too! Honestly I wanna get back into writing like back in 2014 💀. Anyways hope you enjoy!

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#paul dano #paul dano riddler #riddler 2022 #danocel #danonation #jay okja #jay okja x reader #paul dano klitz #tim klitz #fanfic #headcanon #headcannons

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ingrid-said-no · 2 years

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Ingrid's Masterlist

(hi so this is where all the stuff I write are

i don't write much anymore but still feel free to send requests)

requests are open!!

RULES

ABOUT ME

FANDOMS/CHARACTERS I WRITE FOR

Edward Nashton

and then, just like clockwork

Edward Nashton

his first snowball fight

favorite way to hug him

halloween with him

him with an S/O who crochets

Star Wars

chess match

extra cream

definitely not apple juice

coat stealing

#masterlist #writing #fanfiction #fanfic #gender neutral reader #reader insert #headcanons #headcannons #incorrect quotes #paul dano #danonation #danocel #dano!riddler x reader #paul dano x reader #riddler x reader #marvel fanfiction #mcu fanfiction #dc fanfiction #star wars fanfiction

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hooded-hawks · 5 months

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me if headcannoning paul dano characters as queer was illegal

#— neil rambles #paul dano #danonation

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cannedbeefaroni · 4 months

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Paul Dano as Keith Gill sex headcannons???

i havent watched dumb money yet but i've seen gifs. i wanna suck on his tits and spank his fat badonkadonk real fucking hard.

#danonation #danocel

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rats-write · 1 year

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About Me

Hi! You can call me Rat, Ace or any nickname you’d like!

I’m 20.

(If you can’t tell, my favorite colors purple as well)

What I do and don’t write:

I write mainly fluff but I will write other things.

I won’t write smut but I can write things in the territory of suggestive.

I will not write suggestive things about people or characters under 20

I write for both male and female characters. (Although mainly male)

I won’t write things that I personally disagree with or dislike so please keep that in mind.

I write headcannons, imagines and shorter fics as of now but I might write longer fics in the future!

I take requests (they are more than welcome)but it may take me a bit to get to them, sorry.

The characters I’ll write for are:

Paul dano characters:

Percy Dolarhyde (Cowboys and Aliens)

The Riddler/Edward Nashton (The Batman)

Dwayne Hoover (Little Miss Sunshine - platonic only)

YouTubers:

Quackity

Ranboo

Wilbur Soot (and most of the bursonas)

Tommyinnit

Tubbo

Slimecicle

Fundy (only for his character)

Billzo

Ted Nivison

JSchlatt

*It will be added onto but for now that is who I write

Flufftober masterlist

#x reader #x male reader #dreamsmp x reader #alex quackity x reader #quackity x reader #ranboo x reader #wilbur soot x reader #tommyinnit x reader #tubbo x reader #slimecicle x reader #charlie slimesicle x reader #fundy x reader #billzo x reader #ted nivison x reader #jschlatt x reader #dwayne hoover x reader #the riddler x reader #edward nashton x reader #percy dolarhyde x reader

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fartmaster200-blog · 3 months

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Hi!!!!

Welcome to my (mainly) fanfiction blog!

this is super new so i don't have anything out yet but request all you like!

Fandoms i'll write for:

Harry Potter (mainly)

Mystic Messenger

Crush Crush

Obey me

Percy Jackson (and hoo)

Teen Titans

Young Justice

Paul Dano (his characters)

IT (2017-2019 and 1990 so please specify which version of the character you'd like!)

One Piece (i'm really early in tho >_<)

Garfield (i practically mean just fanfics about jon)

Ride the cyclone

Heathers

Little shop of horrors

Type of Fanfiction:

masc and fem reader

stories and headcannons (please specify!)

mainly x readers but i can do ships if people suggest it!

Off limits!:

smut stories (will do hc or suggestive stuff!)

Incest

Pedophelia

Teacher x Student

Abuse

Hurt without comfort

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imagine--if · 2 years

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(A/N: I couldn't help myself, I love his character already even though I've only seen seconds of him 😂 this is as accurate to what I've seen as I can make it, but I'll probably make a part 2 when the full movie's out and there's more to work with 🥰️)

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Burt Fabelman Relationship Hcs ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥

❥• I am a firm believer that this man is unbelievably sweet and just the best partner ever, incredibly tender and doting and a great listener-

❥• Burt's great at giving advice; he's a bit of a worrier and wants the best for you, no matter what's happening. He's very honest and comforting with what he tells you and can talk for literal hours if you want. Long talks and cuddles with this man is heaven. Whenever you need a shoulder to cry on, he'll just rock and shush you soothingly, until you feel calmer. Then he'll ask you if you want to talk about it or want him to get you a drink, all the while making sure you know that "I'll always be here for you, darling," and "I'm so lucky to have someone so sweet in my life." He means what he says wholeheartedly.

❥• He's always there to support you through your work and hobbies, watching with awestruck and proud eyes, probably filming any event you're a part of. Even on family picnics or dinners, Burt admires you just being yourself, carefree and laughing and loved. He's a bit of a dad in the way that he prefers watching instead of being all active with you and your friends, but you best believe you can drag him up off his feet from reading a thick-paged novel to clumsily dance around with you.

❥• Loves seeing you being a bit of a housewife, cooking and looking after the house and kids, Burt loves being part of a family and is the best father and husband ever. He's pretty good around the house too, and will definitely help cook with you and praises your efforts.

❥• Very cuddly and affectionate, particularly in private, but always holds your hand when you're out and about, or is touching you in some way when you go somewhere with him. Behind closed doors, Burt is a complete softie, gives warm hugs and sweet, lingering kisses whenever you want them.

❥• He loves it when he can just exist with you, reading quietly together while drinking tea, taking a morning or evening walk around town. Burt always makes sure there's time for you two to be together after he's finished working for the day, and oftentimes brings flowers or little meaningful gifts back for you that he knows you'll like.

❥• He never snaps at you, even if he's having a rough day. Burt would feel awful and always wants to keep a smile on your face. To be honest, if he was having a bad day, you greeting him with a hug and those adoring, sparkling eyes would make him feel a lot better pretty quickly.

❥• Burt Fabelmen is 100% perfect husband material, he's so in love and reminds you every day, through gently whispered words before you sleep and actions throughout the day. Sometimes, just a simple forehead kiss and caring eyes from him can express more than words ever can, and it's enough to make you feel warm and giddy inside for hours. He feels the exact same way whenever you pay him attention, even in the slightest of ways. Proudly whipped 🥲

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bunni-writing-desk · 2 years

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Bunni's Masterlist

Characters I Write Request Rules

☁️ = fluff 🌧 = angst 💙 = drabble 💭 = headcannon(s)

Stranger Things

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Gareth Emerson:

General and Dating HCs ☁️

Swaddled 💙☁️

Exhausted 🌧☁️

Comfort 🌧☁️

Paul Dano

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Klitz (Girl Next Door):

Dating Male Reader 💭

DC

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Adrian Chase (Peacemaker):

Locker ☁️

Jonathan Crane (Gotham & Dark Knight):

T injections 💭

Bands

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Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance):

Nurse Way (nurse AU)

Promise (revenge era) 🌧☁️

gn toddler regressor, cg Gerard (no era) 💭

agere drabbles (no era) 💙🌧

Mikey Way (My Chemical Romance):

Mute + Overstimulated Reader (no era) 💭

Gender Dysphoria (≈2005) 💭

Frank Iero (My Chemical Romance):

general cg headcanons (no era) 💭

agere drabbles (no era) 💙☁️

Zoo Day (no era) 💭

Ray Toro (My Chemical Romance):

CG headcanons (no era) 💭

All of MCR (poly reader):

Feeling Left out (revenge era) 🌧☁️

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Patrick Stump (Fall Out Boy):

Help (no era) ☁️🌧

Learning Drums (no era) ☁️

Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy):

Mute + Overstimulated Reader (no era) 💭

Gender Dysphoria (≈2005) 💭

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a1exandr6 · 1 year

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🔪 ALEXANDRA “LEXI” JADE RILEY está de volta a cidade, é uma dos dezesseis e todos a conhecem como THE FINAL GIRL. em 2009 quando ainda morava em UPTOWN, aos DEZOITO anos, era conhecida por ser GENEROSA e TEIMOSA. hoje, aos TRINTA E TRÊS anos, ela é uma PROFESSORA DE EDUCAÇÃO INFANTIL, que as pessoas descrevem como EMPÁTICA e ARISCA.

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❝ você é como uma praga, uma erva daninha extremamente difícil de remover. não importa o que aconteça, você é sempre salva pelo gongo ou no último momento a vida te traz de volta por meio de um deus ex machina. devil's kettle não te vê desta forma, você é a gêmea boa, a típica garota americana. você é a irmã que deu certo, o orgulho do seus pais, do seu irmãozinho, dos seus professores, dos seus amigos... tão boazinha, tão perfeitinha, tão... tão sonsa! quando seus amigos começaram a morrer, é claro que você quis bancar a durona, o alicerce do grupo, sempre tão desconfiada. o seguro morreu de velho e você fugiu, achando que se livrou de mim. será que você continuaria nesse pedestal se soubesse que usei você para matar o seu irmãozinho ? você ficaria feliz por finalmente ser uma filha única ou é hipócrita demais para admitir que também é uma pessoa ruim? não tente me esquecer, um hora ou outra nós iremos nos acertar. ❞

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a família riley habita a cidade de devil’s kettle há pelo menos 60 anos. vindo de salem, massachusetts, thomas riley foi o primeiro médico geral a se mudar para o local, levando consigo sua esposa e seus cinco filhos. seis décadas depois, a família riley ainda habitava em devil’s kettle fazendo parte de sua “elite”.

vivienne riley, uma das descendentes de thomas, formou-se em administração e turismo em saint paul, retornou a devil’s kettle e casou-se com john bessette, que assumiu o sobrenome riley. john era filho do reverendo da cidade, que anos depois assumiu a posição de líder espiritual de seu pai e vivienne administrava os negócios de sua família. no ano em que os gêmeos nasceram, fundaram o mizpah hotel para atender a demanda dos pacientes mais financeiramente confortáveis do novo hospital geral.

alexandra, ou lexi como é chamada desde o nascimento, cresceu de forma confortável no lado bom da cidade. ela era uma garota comum, com a diferença de ter passado parte de sua infância morando no hotel da família. era bastante alegre, sempre rodeada de amiguinhos e de seu irmão gêmeo. irmão cujo lexi não poderia ser mais diferente.

aos cinco anos de idade, em um momento de distração de seus pais, alexandra foi atropelada por uma caminhonete enquanto caminhava pela rua. saiu sem sequer um arranhão e aquela foi a primeira vez de muitas em que lexi teve sua vida por um triz saindo ilesa. após isso aconteceram acidentes de carro, quase afogamento, vazamentos de gás e outros infortúnios em que alexis era salva pelo gongo.

enquanto lexi era boazinha, odiava confrontar os pais, os obedecia e simplesmente não conseguia dizer não, THE STONER era desafiador e livre. ela desejava ser como ele, mas sempre que se rebelava aconteciam milhares de chantagens emocionais que a faziam retornar a estaca zero. seus pais a amavam tanto, sua mãe a adorava, porque ela iria desapontá-los pensando por si mesma?

frequentava a igreja todos os domingos, ajudava seu pai durante o sermão, era presidente do grêmio, virgem, frequentava festas, mas jamais ficava bêbada, não fumava, tirava boas notas, era babá (às vezes de forma gratuita) para seus vizinhos e conhecidos, controlava os danos das festas de seu irmão, era monitora de verão do camp lover’s lake e simplesmente a maior sortuda de todos os tempos.

não deu atenção a lista, tinha seus afazeres e obrigações naquele dia. pegadinha nenhuma chamaria sua atenção. quando THE SCHOLAR morreu lexi se chocou, recusou-se a acreditar de imediato que quem quer que tivesse feito aquela lista falava sério.

passou então a observar a todos, precisava se certificar que se tratava de uma infeliz coincidência. foi quando THE FUCKBOY morreu que o pesadelo de alexandra de fato começou. eles podiam se bicar e ter uma amizade diferente, mas ele ainda era uma das pessoas mais próximas de lexi, alguém que ela confiava. ele era seu amigo e havia morrido de forma brutal. alexandra sofreu intensamente e se recusava a aceitar que ele havia “a deixado”.

os próximos meses de horror fizeram de lexi uma pseudo detetive, fez o que podia dentro de suas limitações de adolescente de 18 anos e falhou. o que a perturba até os dias de hoje, já que sabe que o desfecho de seu irmão seria diferente.

saiu da devil’s kettle mantendo contato apenas com seu irmão gêmeo e um novo nome: riley prescott. decidiu cursar faculdade em winnipeg no canadá e lá formou-se em pedagogia. especializou-se em educação infantil e partiu para frança, onde morou nos anos seguintes.

mudava-se de cidade sempre que podia, não confiava em ninguém e podia contar nos dedos o número de amigos que fez. dormia sempre com uma pistola debaixo de seu travesseiro e uma faca em sua gaveta. fez aulas de tiro, defesa pessoal, se tornou faixa preta em carate e jiu jitsu. se tornando até instrutora particular de alguns de seus pequenos alunos.

a morte de THE STONER foi um baque inesperado para alexandra. ela sequer sabia que o irmão havia voltado a cidade, portanto se chocou a ponto de desmaiar por alguns minutos quando informada. novamente ela estava só, quem seria ela sem sua outra metade? ela nunca havia existido sem ele.

ainda não chorou desde que recebeu a notícia, tudo que lexi pensa é uma forma de acabar com aquilo de uma vez por todas e está determinada em caçar o assassino. nem que isso signifique sua própria morte.

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THE FUCKBOY: amigos desde as fraldas que em algum momento da o início da adolescência decidiram compartilhar experiências. são notavelmente diferentes, muitos sequer entendem como a amizade de ambos prevalece mesmo com a personalidade forte de THE FUCKBOY e a impaciência de THE FINAL GIRL com o mesmo. no final da noite, ambos sempre estavam se beijando em algum canto após brigarem durante o dia.

THE STONER: irmãos gêmeos, o gêmeo "mau" e a gêmea "boa". ela era tudo que os pais sonharam, a boa garota e ele era apenas o filho que eles tinham. a relação da família nunca foi a das melhores, sendo um ambiente tóxico para ambos que em muitos momentos incitava a rivalidade entre os irmãos. durante alguns momentos da infância, THE STONER desejou ser THE FINAL GIRL, admirada e a filha de ouro de seus pais; por outro lado, THE FINAL GIRL desejou ser THE STONER, espírito livre e destemido.

THE CHEERLEADER: os opostos se atraem e por isso THE CHEERLEADER era a melhor amiga de THE FINAL GIRL. enquanto uma tinha a popularidade em sua mente e achava que o mundo era como o ensino médio de devil's kettle, a outra era a típica garota boa que sorria para velhinhos e cuidava do filho de seus vizinhos nos finais de semana. muitos se questionavam como uma menina aparentemente doce, como THE FINAL GIRL, conseguia ser amiga de alguém tão arrogante quanto THE CHEERLEADER. seria THE FINAL GIRL uma garota má ou THE CHEERLEADER uma garota boa?

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