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maybe a malcom x reader where the reader and him are academic rivals and they have a playful banter and then develop feelings for each other and malcolm gets jealous and they have a fight turned kiss???

The Couple Project (Malcolm Wilkerson X Reader)

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Summary: Y/n L/n and Malcolm Wilkerson get paired for a project where they have to act like a couple for three weeks. What happens when someone gets in the way, and when feelings start to change?

A/N: Three things: One, as I was writing this, I realized there wasn’t really any academic rivalry. Two, I’ve also realized that I use Reese whenever Malcolm has to get jealous. It’s probably feeling overused, but it’s easier to use Reese than make up a new character, plus there’s some more drama lol and three, this is my longest non-series fic rn, so that’s pretty cool

***

“What did you get?” Y/n whispered to her desk mate, Malcolm Wilkerson. He smirked as he showed his paper, his score marked in red ink.

“Fifty-one out of fifty. How about you?” Y/n smiled, turning her paper around.

“Fifty-two out of fifty.” Malcolm’s smirk dropped, which made Y/n giggle. “I guess Ms. Smith liked my extra credit answer better.”

“How could she have liked yours better? Mine was great.” Malcolm asked as the class packed up, close to the end of class.

“Because I’m not a jackass, Malcolm.”

“Oh, okay then.” He laughed sarcastically as the two walked out of the classroom. “Are you coming to math club after school?”

“Of course,” Y/n said. “Who else is gonna help you with your times tables?”

“Very funny. But before you help me, who’s gonna help you with your times tables?” Malcolm smirked, and Y/n smiled softly.

“Ready for Williams?”

“Never have been, never will be.” Yet he still opened the door to Mrs. Williams’ class and looked at Y/n expectantly, waiting for her to walk in. Y/n simply smiled at him.

“Ladies first.” She gestured for him to walk into the class.

“Age before beauty.”

“Very funny.” Y/n finally walked in but looked back at Malcolm for a quick moment. “But you’re older than me, dumbass.”

Everyone walked to their assigned seats and waited for Williams to start the lecture.

“Good afternoon, class.” The lady soon said. The class murmured a response to her. “So, as you all know, in this class, you’ll have to put your life and childcare skills to the test. Your final is gonna be taking care of a robot baby for a month. Lucky for you, that won’t be for a while. We’ve already learned how to take care of things like finances, and now, we’re gonna focus on relationships.”

Mrs. Williams stands up from her desk and makes her way around it, holding up a piece of paper.

“I’ve assigned you all partners. When your names are called, pair up. Then you can all sit down with your partner when I’m done.”

It was no surprise to anyone that Y/n and Malcolm were paired together. Despite rivaling each other for the highest grade point average, they worked well together. They could provide results that teachers expected. What teacher wouldn’t want great work?

“Now,” Mrs. Williams continued after everyone was seated by their partner, “most children come from couples. You and your partner will be like a couple for the rest of the semester.”

The class groaned. Y/n scoffed.

“Will I ever get a break from you, Malcolm?” She asked sarcastically.

“Till death do we part, dear.” He rolled his eyes, but a small smile still graced his lips.

“Calm down.” Mrs. Williams quieted the class. “If you have such a problem with your partner, you can see me after class. On to the assignment. This will be a three-week-long project. You will all have a checklist of things you must complete at the end of those three weeks, domestic activities. This’ll be a way to help you get familiar with your partner so you both can successfully care for your baby when you have your final.”

She then passed out a paper to every student. The paper had a list of different activities with boxes next to them to be completed.

“You can use the rest of the class period to plan things out with your partner. When you finish an activity, check the box and write down the date you did the activity.” Mrs. Williams then went to sit at her desk, allowing the students to converse.

“Go for a walk with your partner.” Y/n read boredly from the top of the list.

“Have an out-of-home date, such as going to the movies.” Malcolm continued with the same tone.

“Cook a meal for your partner. Damn, I wish Reese was my partner. I could eat his food forever.” Y/n’s mind went to when she was invited over for a different project she was paired with Malcolm for. She was going to go home when Reese started serving dinner, and the family insisted that she stay to eat.

“Wanna come over after math club? I don’t have the car, so we can do that walk.” Malcolm skimmed the rest of the paper before folding it up and putting it in his pocket. He looked at Y/n, waiting for a response.

“Sure.” Y/n put her paper in a folder and looked at Malcolm. “We could watch a movie, get the at-home date out of the way.”

“F/M?”

“You know it.”

***

Go For a Walk With Your Partner

“Herkabe’s so annoying. Makes me want to quit the club.” Y/n groaned as she and Malcolm walked off school property and towards his house.

“He’d probably hunt you down.” Malcolm smiled, but the grin went away at the thought of the guy. “Besides, you can’t leave. You’re the only other normal person in there.”

“Oh, you’re far from normal, Malcolm. For starters, you have that big head of yours.” Y/n laughed as she watched Malcolm roll his eyes.

“It’s because my brain’s bigger than yours.”

“Or because you have more air in your head.” Y/n smiled fondly. “Wow, it’s like we really are married.”

“Woohoo,” Malcolm said sarcastically before getting slightly serious as they neared his property. It was clear they were close because of the dead grass that covered his lawn. “If I’m being honest, there’s no one else I’d rather be fake married to.”

“Aw. I didn’t know you were capable of being this sweet.”

***

Have an at Home Date Activity

“Hurry up. I wanna start the movie.”

“Y/n, I’m making popcorn. You know how remotes work; just start it.”

“I can’t start it until you’re sitting down.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m being polite.”

“Polite my ass,” Malcolm grumbled as he finally made his way to the living room with a big bowl of popcorn. He sat down, placing the bowl between him and Y/n.

“I heard that.” Y/n gave him a look as she finally started the movie.

“With your big ears, I’d be surprised if you didn’t.” She playfully smacked his arm before settling into the couch cushions.

It wasn’t long until Y/n shivered, a chill having touched her neck and run down her spine. She reached for some popcorn to cover up the reaction, but Malcolm had noticed. He’d seen the movie playing so many times that he didn’t feel the need to concentrate too hard on it.

Without a second thought, he grabbed a blanket that lay along the back of the couch and put it on their laps, putting the popcorn bowl over the blanket so they still had access. He didn’t say anything about it, and neither did Y/n. They just kept watching the movie.

Eventually, they had run out of popcorn, and Malcolm got up to make some more. Y/n fiddled with the blanket hem, not knowing what else to do with her hands, until Malcolm returned with a fresh and full bowl. As soon as the bowl was set down, Y/n went to grab a handful. At that exact moment, Malcolm also decided he wanted some popcorn.

They touched hands in the middle, and there was a moment of tension. Y/n tried breaking it by moving her hand away, but Malcolm had other plans.

“Don’t be weird about it. We’re married.” Malcolm smirked as he grabbed Y/n’s hand, lacing their fingers together. Y/n grabbed some popcorn with her free hand, eating it before speaking.

“I can’t wait for the divorce.” The faint blush on her cheeks said otherwise.

***

Have an Out of Home Date

Nerdy kids flooded the restaurant, decorated with uniforms, medals, and ribbons. The math club had just left their state competition and were given an hour to eat before continuing the journey home. Malcolm and Y/n sat in a booth, conversing with Dabney and Lloyd on the other side of the table.

“I’m surprised Herkabe didn’t start kissing the ground you walked on after winning us state.” Y/n laughed, taking a sip of her drink. “You should’ve seen his face when they announced us. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him that happy before.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever seen him happy before, period.” Malcolm smiled, reaching over to grab some fries from the appetizer the group had ordered. “But it was a group effort. It wasn’t just me.”

“Yeah, right.” Lloyd scoffed. “You’re the smartest out of all of us, Malcolm.” Dabney nodded in agreement, but Malcolm just looked down.

“Guys, please.”

“No, Malcolm.” Y/n put a hand on his shoulder, raising his gaze from his lap to her. “I can’t believe I’m saying this, but stop being so humble right now. Because of you, we’re going to nationals next month. I’m so excited; I’ve never even been outside the state.”

“Well, I couldn’t have done it without you.” Malcolm raised his hand to rest on Y/n’s, giving her a soft smile. “Don’t act like you didn’t do great too. You got second place in our division. You were only a point behind me.”

“Aw.” The soft moment was broken by Dabney, who looked at the two with his head in his hands.

“Are you sure you guys aren’t dating?” Lloyd asked, who looked at them skeptically. The question made Y/n and Malcolm break away, rolling their eyes.

“No, Lloyd,” Y/n answered, reaching for some fries.

“You guys would be a power couple.” Lloyd continued. “I mean, think of the brainpower your kids would have.” Y/n was glad she hadn’t eaten the fries yet because that sentence shocked her and Malcolm.

“Lloyd!”

“I’m just saying!”

Soon their food was served, and they started eating. Y/n was grateful because the fries weren’t satisfying her hunger, and the food had cut off the conversation.

Having kids with Malcolm, she internally laughed at the thought. Yeah, right.

“Speaking of being a couple,” Malcolm said suddenly after scarfing down half of his food. It was safe to say that he was hungry as well. “This can count as an out-of-home date, right?”

“Oh, yeah. I can fill that in when we get back on the bus.” The curiosity that filled Y/n when Malcolm started his sentence was replaced by something else when he finished it. What the feeling was, she didn’t know.

“How’s that going?” Lloyd asked.

“We’re almost done with our list,” Dabney added.

“Already?” Y/n asked. “It’s only been a week. What do you guys have left?”

“Cooking a meal. My mom doesn’t like it when I use the stove.” Dabney admitted sheepishly.

“And obviously the letter.”

“What letter?” Y/n asked. She didn’t remember reading anything about a letter.

“When you’re done with your project, you have to write a letter to your partner,” Lloyd answered. “It’s supposed to be about what you learned about them and yourself during the three weeks.”

“You didn’t tell me about that,” Y/n said to Malcolm. He shrugged.

“I thought you knew.”

Y/n shook her head. On top of her regular schoolwork and the activities she has to do with Malcolm, she has to write him a letter? Great.

***

As soon as her lunch period started, Y/n went on a mission to find Reese. One of the last things on her and Malcolm’s to-do list was to cook a meal. If anyone could teach her how to cook, it was Reese.

“Reese!” Y/n sped across the courtyard to the boy, who was holding an underclassman by the collar of his shirt. He gave her a quick glance.

“Hold on.” He looked at the kid again. “Have you learned your lesson, kid?”

He nodded profusely. Reese smiled and let go of his collar.

“Good. Now get out of here.” He pushed the kid away and turned to Y/n. The boy quickly ran away.

“What did he do?” Y/n asked, holding back a laugh as she saw him trip over his feet.

“Didn’t like the way he was looking at me.” Reese shrugged. “What’s up?”

“Can you teach me how to cook?” The question made Reese light up. Besides beating kids up and doing other reckless things, cooking was his biggest passion.

“What do you wanna make?”

“Whatever Malcolm’s favorite food is. One of the last things for our couple project is cooking a meal for our partner, and I have no idea what to make.”

“Trying to impress him or something?” Reese smirked at the red making its way on Y/n’s face.

“No. Just wanna get a good grade.”

“Whatever. Come over after school. We’re gonna make seared chicken with green beans and baby potatoes.” Reese grabbed his backpack and started to walk away.

“I have math club after school,” Y/n said. Reese just shrugged.

“Don’t care.”

Impress him? Y/n rolled her eyes at the thought. Why would I wanna impress Malcolm?

At the ex-Krelboyne’s lunch table, Malcolm watched as Y/n called out thanks to Reese. Why was she talking to him, he wondered.

He didn’t have long to think about it before Y/n suddenly sat beside him. Sensing that he was in somewhat of a sour mood, she didn’t say anything to him until after lunch was over.

“Hey, can you tell Herkabe that I can’t come after school today?”

“Why?” Malcolm asked. She never missed math club or any other academic opportunity to prove her brainpower. Especially when Malcolm was there trying to do the same thing.

“Just tell him I can’t make it. That something came up.”

“Why can’t you tell me?”

Y/n sighed.

“I just can’t, Malcolm. Please, just tell Herkabe I’ll be there next time.”

“Fine.” Malcolm knew that Y/n was a stubborn girl. Even if he kept pushing, she’d stand her ground.

Y/n gave his arm a quick squeeze.

“Thank you, Malcolm. I’ll see you later.” Then she went to her class. As Malcolm walked down the hall, he wondered why she was skipping the club meeting. Did Reese have something to do with it?

***

Cook a Meal For Your Partner

Delicious smells filled the Wilkerson’s kitchen as Reese and Y/n cooked. If Y/n had timed it right, she was confident she had, Malcolm would get home right after the food was served. That was in 10 minutes.

“Thanks for helping me with this, Reese,” Y/n said, flipping over the chicken that was in the pan.

“No problem. You should probably take the potatoes out of the oven now.” Y/n nodded, walking swiftly to the oven with an oven mitt. She took the tray out and went to set it on the stove when she tripped over the leg of a chair. Luckily, Reese was there to grab her.

“Careful!” He shouted, wrapping his arms around her to keep her from hitting the ground. The potatoes rolled around on the tray, but none of them dropped. Reese helped her stand upright, and she set the tray of potatoes down.

“Thanks, Reese.” Y/n turned off the stovetop and brought out two plates from one of the cabinets. “I hope he likes it.” She murmured as she plated the food. She was impressed with herself. It looked pretty good for her first time.

“He’ll love it. It’s coming fro-”

“What the hell is going on here?” Malcolm stood on the other side of the table. Y/n and Reese jumped in surprise; neither of them had heard him come in. It seemed that the 10 minutes had passed rather quickly.

“What are you talking about?” Y/n asked, setting silverware down by the plates she placed on the table.

“Don’t act like that. I saw you guys through the window.” Malcolm turned his gaze to his brother. “Why were you touching her like that, Reese?”

“She was gonna fall.” Reese shrugged, not knowing why Malcolm was so angry.

“Yeah, right.” Malcolm scoffed before focusing back on Y/n. “So this is why you skipped math club? To have dinner with Reese?”

“What?” Y/n laughed. “Are you kidding me?”

“I’m serious,” Malcolm said. “You wouldn’t tell me why you were skipping, and then I find you in my house cooking dinner with my brother’s hands all over you.” Y/n scoffed.

“Reese, can you excuse us for a moment?” Y/n asked the older boy, eyes still on Malcolm. Reese gladly accepted the invitation to leave, walking to his room. But not before taking one of the plates.

“Well?” Malcolm stood with his arms crossed.

“For your information, Malcolm, I’m not fooling around with your brother. I was trying to finish our assignment.”

“What assignment?”

“Our couple assignment! I asked Reese to help me cook dinner because cooking a meal was one of the last things we had to do. Why are you even angry? Even if I was dating Reese or whatever, that doesn’t affect you in any way.”

The anger on Malcolm’s face faded away and was replaced by embarrassment and regret. He was going to speak but was interrupted.

“You know what? It doesn’t matter. Here’s your dinner.” Y/n pushed the remaining plate of food towards Malcolm. “I heard it’s your favorite.” Y/n then stormed out of the kitchen, grabbed her backpack, and left.

Malcolm looked down at the plate. It was indeed one of his favorite meals. That just made him feel even worse.

“Sometimes, I think you’re a bigger idiot than me.” Reese giggled as he walked out of his room after hearing the front door slam shut. The plate that he took had only half the food it initially did. Reese pointed to Malcolm’s plate, still on the table in front of him, with his fork. “Are you gonna eat that?”

“Shut up, Reese.” Malcolm stormed off to his room, shutting the door behind him.

Why did he get so mad at her? Y/n was just trying to finish their project, and he let his feelings get in the way of it.

His feelings.

Shit.

***

There were a few days left until the couple project had to be finished. Y/n hadn’t talked to Malcolm since the dinner fiasco. But that didn’t mean that Malcolm didn’t try talking to her. Notes were passed but not passed back. Calls were made but not answered.

Luckily, Malcolm had a plan. For ten bucks, he got Reese to find Y/n and take her to their house after school. Malcolm would be waiting for her there.

“Reese, just tell me what you wanna show me. I’m getting impatient.” Y/n groaned as she and Reese walked across the dead lawn and to the front door.

“Just wait,” Reese repeated for the fifth time since they started the journey to his place. He jiggled his key into the lock and opened the door, letting Y/n walk in first. She dropped her bag in the front room and walked into the kitchen.

Malcolm stood by the dinner table, keeping his eyes on her. There were two plates of food and a small lit candle next to him.

“Jesus.” Y/n turned on her heels, grabbed her bag, and went to the door. But she was blocked by Reese. “Come on, Reese. Move.”

Reese simply shook his head, grabbing her backpack out of her hand and pushing her back in Malcolm’s direction. Y/n reluctantly walked towards him and sat in one of the chairs. As Malcolm pulled out the chair across from her, they heard the front door open and shut. Reese had left the two.

“I made your favorite,” Malcolm spoke, seemingly timid. “The dinner you made was delicious. But, um, we didn’t get to eat it together. So, I thought we could have a do-over.”

Y/n looked down at the plate in front of her. It was indeed one of her favorite meals. But she didn’t say anything. Instead, she picked up her fork and started to eat. Malcolm took this as a good sign, but he wasn’t finished.

“I’m really sorry about the other night. I shouldn’t have jumped to conclusions like that.”

“Yeah, well, you have a tendency to do that. You should get a medal for how high you jump.” Y/n laughed a bit at her joke, and Malcolm laughed along. Another good sign. “I just don’t get why you were so heated about it.”

“Bad day, among other things.”

“Like what?” Malcolm froze, but Y/n didn’t see it. She was too busy eating her food. After a moment, Malcolm responded with a shrug.

“Crappy feelings.” Y/n decided to leave it alone and move on to something else.

“This is really good.”

“Reese helped me with it.”

“Of course he did.”

Soon dinner was finished, and Y/n helped Malcolm clean up, despite his protests. When that was over, Malcolm blew out the candle on the table and walked Y/n to the door.

“I guess we’re done with the project. So I should probably give you this.” Malcolm reached into his back pocket and handed a piece of paper to Y/n.

“What is it?” She was going to unfold the paper, but he stopped her.

“It’s your letter. But I want you to read it when you get home. It’s getting late.” She nodded, pocketing the letter.

“Thanks. I’ll give you your letter tomorrow.” As soon as she finished writing it. She hadn’t gotten around to starting it with other assignments and avoiding Malcolm.

“I’ll see you tomorrow, then.” The two nodded, and Y/n turned to open the door. But instead of walking out, she turned back around and latched herself onto Malcolm.

“I forgive you, by the way.” She gave him a quick squeeze and let go before he could react. “I didn’t say it earlier, but I forgive you.”

All Malcolm could do was nod and watch as the girl walked away.

***

When Y/n got home, she made a beeline for her room. She planned to spend the rest of her night writing her letter to Malcolm so she could give it to him first thing in the morning. It bothered her a bit that he finished it before her, but she tried keeping that out of her mind.

“Might as well read his letter first,” Y/n muttered, pulling the paper out of her pocket. She lay in bed as she unfolded it.

Y/n, the letter read, In the beginning, I just thought that this would be like any other school project. We would get done with it as soon as possible, occasionally arguing over small things. But this project was about spending time together.

I knew that you were competitive, but I learned that along with that, you’re very supportive. When I got first place and you got second, I expected you to make some remarks like we usually do. But instead, you were happy for me.

I’ve also learned that you make jokes during serious or affectionate moments. Like when I held your hand when we watched that movie or when I told you I was glad I was partnered with you for this project.

Maybe that’s a good thing about writing this letter. I can be serious without facing any deflection.

Anyways, on to what I’ve learned about myself. I like having support. I get a lot from my family, but it feels different coming from a friend.

I’m also a bit possessive, apparently. I had something that was just mine (not that I’m saying that you’re mine, but you get what I mean), and when I thought that someone else could take it (not saying you’re an object) from me, I lost it. I’ve always had to share, and just once, I’d like to have something that’s solely mine.

The biggest thing that I learned is that the something I want to be solely mine is you, Y/n. That’s why I freaked out when I saw you with Reese. That’s why I wanted to hold your hand and tell you that I was glad that the person I had to spend all my time with was you. That’s why I wanted to show that I was proud of you for your accomplishments, as you did to me.

I really like you, and I can’t believe it took me this long to realize that.

Malcolm.

“Oh my God.” Y/n stared at the letter a little longer before looking at the alarm clock on her nightstand. Reading the time, she scrambled out of bed and to her desk to pull out a pen and paper.

***

Y/n pushed past students in the quad in her search for Malcolm. She hoped that he was here before first period started because she felt it would’ve been better to get the letter over with first thing in the morning.

When she finally spotted the boy, she ran over to him and tapped his shoulder so he could turn around.

“Hey.” He said, eyes wide.

“Hi.” Y/n looked around, realized it was too crowded for her liking, and looked at Malcolm. “Can we go somewhere more private?” It took a moment for Malcolm to respond; he was scared of what she had to say.

“Yeah, sure.” He grabbed his backpack and wandered off to the back of the main building, Y/n hot on his tail. When they reached their destination, she looked back to see if anyone had followed. After making sure, she pulled out a piece of paper.’

“I have your letter.” She said, unfolding it. Malcolm tried reaching for it, but she pulled it towards her. “I, um, I wanna read it to you.”

“Oh, okay.” Malcolm leaned against the wall, looking at her patiently. She cleared her throat, trying to push away the nerves.

Just pretend it’s like a presentation, she thought.

“Dear Malcolm,” she read, “At first, I was a bit annoyed that I was partnered with you. I’ve spent most of my academic career being paired with or pitted against you, and part of me wanted a break. But when we walked to your house together on the first day, I realized that I probably wouldn’t have wanted it any other way.

“I felt like I saw a side of you that I never did before. I was always so focused on beating you at things that I didn’t bother to see the rest of you. In your own way, you care with your half-hearted remarks and semi-awkward physical affection. You’re never afraid to say what’s on your mind, which can sometimes be a pain. But sometimes, you say the things that I want to hear.

“You said that I make jokes during serious or affectionate moments. So I’m reading this to you to show that I can be serious. These last three weeks have shown me that I really like you too. I like the passion you have for what you do and the things you care about. I like it when you put others people’s accomplishments and things above your own, even though that’s about as rare as a pig flying.”

“I thought you said there weren’t any jokes.” Malcolm rolled his eyes but still snickered. Y/n looked up for the first time since opening the letter.

“I said I can be serious, not that I was gonna be serious the entire time.” She smiled, folding up the paper and handing it to Malcolm. “But I do really like you, Malcolm.”

“I like it when you make jokes.” He put a hand on her cheek, looking her in the eye. “It makes my semi-awkward physical affection less awkward.”

Y/n bit the bullet and moved forward to lock lips with Malcolm. She mirrored his movements as she slipped a hand around his neck. The kiss was short but sweet.

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canayams-art · 5 months

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yikes ik it's been a while, and trust me ive been meaning to talk more about qianqing, but the uni exams started and now i FINALLY found some free time (and a sticky note at the back of my brain reminding me) to talk 😭

also before anything SEASON 2 LOOKS SOOOO FREAKING GOOOD!! like in absolutely in love with mq and i thought i couldn't love him more but i was fortunately proven wrong ! also it dragged me back into fengqing so there's that hensndkeknd it only took few hot shots of fx and yeah i hate that i love them again but i do and there's nothing i can do about it but accept 😔✊ I HAD SUCH HIGH EXPECTATIONS FOR LQQ AND HE MET EVERY ONE OF THEM SJDJDJD HE LOOKS SO BABY and speaking of him, im sooooo curious what was your favorite lqq scene??

you seem to have read my thoughts when you answered my last ask because THOSE WERE EXACTLY THE SCENES I IMAGINED THEM IN!! mq nagging lqq about paperwork, friendly sparring, lqq sticking around mq during events in the heaven iejejekejej gods i wish i have more time so i can write something for them because this hasn't stopped itching my brain for weeks 😭

i also raise you that they go on missions together, because once mq gets comfortable and once he notices that lqq keeps inviting him, even if he doesn't need the help, he would invite lqq simply for the company!

lqq meeting fy on his purse of revenge could go into sooo many different directions!! like does lqq figure out fy is out on defending mq's name quest and is conflicted because he wants to help but also killing qr takes priority rn? does he try to convince fy to work together?? now i wanna explore every crevice of that meeting and make like thousands fics for it!!

(it's not out of the question, ive done aus out of my own aus! im sure if i find the time i could do this as well😭)

the thing about qiurong for me, as it is with many ships in big fandoms, it feels very forced ig by the fandom? i don't think im wording it correctly, but for me i usually don't end up liking many of those ships because it feels like people would just smush two characters together because they ran out of characters they can pair them with. and it's not necessarily a bad thing, but in this case the most im seeing from qiurong is fluffy family aus, which would never come to mind for me when i think about qr and lqq in a room together. again not a bad thing, not a bad ship, but personally not my cup of tea.

i do have to admit tho, im always kinda leaning towards more canon characterization, so i do have a particular tastes in ships i do ship and in definitely not one of the people who would read anything they can from the ships i like. so i think i wouldn't have gave up so quickly on quirong if i found something that suits my taste, because i do like both of their characters separately.

EXPLORING THE SIDE CHARACTERS RELATIONSHIPS IS ALWAYS THE BEST PART IN ANY FANDOM FOR ME!!! especially as someone whose faves are usually the side characters lol the creativity and the freedom of interpretation, diving deeper into them and putting them into situations and having to think about how they would act in them sjsjjsjd makes me crazy every time!

IVE SEEN YOUR LQQ/SQX ART AND OMG I WAS KICKING MY FEET ON MY BED LIKE A KID! EJJEJEEJ IT WAS SOO PRETTY!! GENUINELY LIVED IT! 😍😍😍

WELCOME BACK QIANQING ANON!! Best of luck with your exams! Make sure you find time to take breaks and rest your brain when you can!

For real though season 2 has been such a treat so far— visually stunning and so fun to watch. I know what you mean about sinking back into fengqing hell while watching it. I’ve been in the same position— once you go fengqing you can never leave fengqing. They’re still so important to me 🥹🥹🧡

ALSO LQQ IS JUST AS ENDEARING AND CHARMING AS I HOPED HE WOULD BE. The way he’s so expressive and always so honest— he wears his feelings at all times and it’s always been one of my favorite qualities of his. Also asking me to choose a fav lqq scene is cruel— I love them ALL!!! From his intervention in the gambler’s den and subsequent fight with Hua Cheng, to the way Xie Lian still wrangles him like they’re still teacher & student, to lqq’s “if I hadn’t stepped in, nobody else would,” to the anger and pain in his voice as he broke his own arm to make a fair duel against xl,,,,, there’s so many good scenes!!!!

I’m bouncing all of these qianqing scenarios around in my head but I’m also especially intrigued by a fy & lqq encounter. If lqq was already close with mq when he was put under house arrest, I don’t know if lqq would be able to ignore that— even if he was still hellbent on revenge against qr. Maybe lqq doesn’t recognize mq in fy’s form— his decision to help would come across as so much more sincere like that, I think. Mq isn’t even present but lqq— who is still so jaded by his own quest— still thinks so highly of mq,,,,,,, I think mq would be taken aback by the gesture. Meanwhile lqq knows what it’s like to be wronged and want to set things right— he can empathize.

I’m shaking your hands on the qiurong sentiments— again, I think it’s fun for people to explore ships however they want. I don’t really like it so I don’t really engage with it. They don’t scratch the right type of enemies to lovers tropes that I usually like and that’s okay! I’ll be peddling my lqq content off in the corner while people have fun in their spaces.

I think it’s okay and important to be selective about how you enjoy your media! Not every piece of art or fic was made to be universally enjoyed and that’s okay! Personally I’m with you on focusing on characterization— If I feel like my silly lil guys would not say the words being put in their mouths then usually I put what I’m looking at down and move onto something else.

We’re alike in side character enjoyment too LMAO. Not to analyze it too hard but— for me at least— I think it comes down to how much they have or have not been explored and the intrigue that comes with that possibility. In more deranged words: they’re chewier! It’s like you said— it’s fun to try and figure out how they would behave in unwritten scenarios.

I’m glad you liked my autumn wind piece!!! I’d never drawn sqx before so that was exciting. I’ve been quietly enjoying people’s reactions to it while hiding so many other lqq rarepair ideas in my pockets 🤫😂

#yams uncans #qianqing #thinking about fy and lqq teaming up and crying about it actually 🥺#also sorry I’m so late responding to this wow

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yanteetle · 1 year

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So I made a yandere turtle oc using this picrew https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1933451

Made by @lucifernos (I think-?)

Meet: Idk help me choose name- T_T

Turtle specie: Leatherback sea turtle

A soft yandere. Is not the type to punish if you escape, maximum will make you listen to Dora the explorer theme over and over again, while slowly with each time once you get used to the melody change one note again and again. But it's a rare occurrence.

Despite being sort-tempered never would physically hurt you. If angry will just lock you in a room with your favorite items and leave you for a day. Food and water are with you btw, wouldn't want you to die.

Is willing to let you out, using cloacking brooch. Is not against you having friends. As long as you don't forget to pay attention and give affection to the said turtle. Is okay with sharing a darling.

Is a clingy mf, tho sometimes prefer not touching at all.

It's a 50/50, whether you'll have to physically hold each other or not even tapping each other

Let's you do anything as long as you show love and affection. If not? A bit grumpy and takes some of the previous privileges from you (friends or one of your favorite items)

Babies you. Likes psychology, so will try to communicate their way into your heart.

Has ADHD and ofc sensory issues. Just like me fr-

Would probably roll eyes at you running away. Unless angry-

"Oh, you tried running away again? *huffs* Why are keep doing it..? You can go outside in the morning, right now is not the place to wander around trying to get away from me. You can get hurt y'know?"

Also has teeth because used to be human. He's a HUMANOID turtle after all, so he have some advantages that normal turtle don't. Like sharp teeth- yeah the spikes are still there but front became teeth. (You can Google their spikes in the mouth, since they don't have teeth)

(Useless fact, I have sharp teeth btw-)

Also has something similar to fingers? Since this turtles don't have fingers I decided to add something similar T_T

Google said:

"While Leatherback Sea Turtles are not aggressive, if they feel threatened, they can and will bite a human with their powerful beak mouth, often leading to severe bruises or potentially breaking bones."

That's what will happen to those who try to hurt you/steal you away lol. WITH THOSE TEETH AND SPIKES COMBINED IT'S DEF GRUESOME SCENE—

Being a humanoid turtle, can survive on the land. Sadly human nor the turtle itself can breathe underwater so no underwater op thingy :>

I am making this as a joke 'cuz I am in pain rn-

Also:

They can dive deeper, travel farther and tolerate colder waters than other sea turtle species. They eat soft-bodied animals such as jellyfish. Their throat cavity and scissor-like jaws are lined with stiff spines that help them swallow this soft, slippery prey.

they are particularly sensitive to ambient temperature and seek to occupy warmer waters, typically in the tropical and temperate zones and ideally over 20ºC

I also Google how big this turtles are and uh-

six feet

The leatherback is the largest living sea turtle.

Weighing in at between 550 and 2,000 pounds with lengths of up to six feet, the leatherback is a big turtle!

I made shell spiky for no reason at all lol- let's pretend it's cracked

Also a small drawing

My hands got better now, they stopped bleeding as much (only a little) so I'M BACK YAY

I can write and draw again >:D

How r u? How's your day ^^?

I'm glad your hand is getting better!! And thank you sm for sharing them with me! He's so pretty and I love him already!! AND THE SHADE OF BLUE IN CONTRAST TO THE BLACK MASK?? CHEFS KISS <33

I'm terrible at names but he kind of gives me Erza vibes I think? I also think the name Juno for him sounds kind of nice, but I think it's best if you named him! Oh and I'm utterly in love with his plastron stickers ITS SO NICE!! And the fact that Lucifernos made it?? AMAZING. Honestly sometimes I think they're lowkey an unsung hero in the rottmnt yandere community because they keep feeding us the ai bots AND the picrew stuff and I appreciate them so much fr AAA- On a side note, your drawing for him is amazing and I love it!! He'd totally be my type of yandere, and It's safe to say I have a vERY soft spot for him now <33 :DD

#teets blockables #random asks <3 #HES KINDA....#AAAAAAAAAAA #HES PREALLY PRETTY #I CARE HIM NOW #he could kidnap me fr

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punkscowardschampions · 1 year

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Casey & Janis Pt.5

Janis: [‘He ain’t trained enough to eat in, even in a gentrified fur baby inclusive place’ nodding like you’re right and it’s Chubby’s fault not yours, because he isn’t trained at all so he would probably wee on the floor as well as be after everyone’s food lmao ‘you’ve got no in with the yummy mummies yet’ like soz boy, you’re stuck with us for company]

Casey: [‘sort of lad who deserves breakfast in bed anyway, aren’t you, mate?’ at Chubby as he loves upon him again because he’s such a good boy who we love BIG ‘but don’t be getting no ideas, bollocks name like that won’t mean you can eat ‘em, bit frowned upon even in these circles, that, like’ with an exaggerated eye roll like I know I know you should be able to because they’re all gonna be such dickheads and gentrification is all about taking over so it feels unfair, lol I can’t wait for when Asia is having a baby at the same time as you guys, that’ll amuse me so much]

Janis: [rolling your own eyes and shaking your head at these antics but in a far more loving way because you’re such a big nerd and we love to see it ‘dashed his dreams, there’ like what a poor baby]

Casey: [‘Oi, don’t say that, I’ll owe him more than sausage and bacon then’ like shhh, with the gentlest nudge because the tablets have not kicked in yet and don’t hurt yourself please]

Janis: [‘have to watch what you say around kids’ like that’s a minus right there for a start, giving him the same gentle nudge back ‘and they always want more’]

Casey: [‘it’s alright, kids of mine’ll want for nothing’ looking at her in a way that’s almost a LOOK because he said as much to her earlier with the he’d do anything of it all so, keeping to his word of being a daddy to everyone there ‘can have anything’ this is where it becomes a full LOOK]

Janis: [brushing our hand against yours here ‘aren’t you worried they’ll be spoilt brats?’ as a genuine question even though it sounds like more saucy talk because we’re blushing at the memory that comes with exchanging LOOKS]

Casey: [‘it’s not like anybody else’ll giving them their own way all the time’ because that’s life too and not how it works unless you’re rich af which is not what we’re saying about jc ever ‘be chuffed if I manage it’]

Janis: [‘you will’ because we don’t doubt it ‘you’re obviously the pushover’ because have to keep it light, can’t be too real about it]

Casey: [🤨+😏 ‘you reckon?’ when you gotta have a lil playfight and try and push her over even though you’re clearly in pain still so it’s the softest one ever and so much more saucy and romantic for it]

Janis: [obviously we’re focusing more in keeping upright than ‘fighting’ you back because no, need to be careful whilst we have the good sense to be because lord knows you forget when you’re too far gone, nevertheless the ‘I know it’ has to be said]

Casey: [‘some things might just be for you’ because she said a very similar thing when he said about sharing her with footballers so I must, as he’s blowing her hair out of her face in a saucy way like but don’t get it twisted I could literally blow you over you’re that soft for me]

Janis: [‘I don’t wanna share’ doing such a real pout about it like soz you’re already pregnant girl, you’ll live, putting your hair dramatically over your face again so he has to move it back]

Casey: [moving her hair so gently with his hand this time because his mouth is too busy thanks to having to pull her on pouty bottom lip and suck and bite it all very deliberately and as soft ‘you’re still gonna be my baby too’]

Janis: [‘don’t you like having all my attention?’ however that sounds with our lip being played with and the effect that’s having on our breathing ‘I don’t know what it’s like to share you, not really’ because he does know but the closest we got was exgate and we tried to avoid you, as shortlasted as it was]

Casey: [‘I’ll have it for ages, you said yourself’ shoutout to when she called baby Jac a thing but the point is valid, you’re barely pregnant rn gal there’s loads of time ‘no need to share sod all’ kissing her whilst smiling like it’s okay, don’t worry about it yet]

Janis: [‘polite way of telling me it’s stupid to be jealous of a baby’ like I know, I know but we’re still kissing you with the intensity needed to convey that we are in this moment, soz not soz]

Casey: [‘it’s not stupid for the idea of everything changing to do your head in’ has barely pulled away from all the kisses because does not want to ‘it is mine an’ all that I’ve had you for no time, for how much of it I could’ve if I’d just-’ cutting himself off to kiss her again obvs]

Janis: [‘We could’ve had years’ because we know at least since the wedding things haven’t been right ‘I’m sorry’ because it isn’t ideal but we know we can’t get rid of Baby Jac so it’s just how it is, yet again kissing you like we don’t have somewhere to be because want you to know how badly we wish you had, that we had]

Casey: [‘I’m sorry, but kicking myself over every chance I never took won’t take me back there to do them again’ another pause to kiss dramatically ‘we’re here, we finally fucking did it, that’s what matters’ and of course then carrying on the most dramatic makeout sesh of all time until Chubby sees something and almost does pull her over and he unthinkingly and immediately helps to save her in a cinematic manner because always but it needs to be teamwork baby cos that matters to me and is their entire vibe, not just him catching her like a damsel in distress]

Janis: [‘It was mutual’ because could’ve just as easily done something but it wasn’t an easy decision so you didn’t and that is what matters so we’re nodding and doing a little happy crying into this makeout until we are rudely interrupted by this dog like excuse me sir, are going to scowl at you a bit even though it ain’t your fault]

Casey: [the way he’s doing the checking her over thing they do SO intensely even though he should know damn well she’s not hurt cos it was a split second and you both reacted perfectly to stop her being, not to mention he’s also wiping away the happy tears from before that he didn’t get chance to as if Chubby’s caused them now with his naughty antics, before also looking at him like rude ‘you’re down some bacon now, dickhead’ at him like you’ve lost yourself a slice for that behaviour sir I hope it makes you think about what you did lol]

Janis: [this will amuse us enough to flap away your concern and wipe these tears away more like it’s all good, we’re okay ‘he’s sick of the pitstops, obviously’ looking at this dog like politer ways to let it be known but fine, we’ll keep walking]

Casey: [nevertheless he will be reaching for your hand gal, however creatively and therefore adorably you have to handhold cos of these injuries]

Janis: [looking at you for a sec to check you’re not just gritting through the pain and how you’re doing it is actually comfortable before giving your hand the lightest of squeezes like hey]

Casey: [giving her such a genuine smile and hearteyes in return because gotta, he’s so full of love, not soz, just walking and handholding with someone you never thought you’d get to be a couple with nbd]

Janis: [it’s wild, I also don’t know what you would do if someone you knew saw you right now, which is definitely bound to happen so remind me of that fact because yeah, you’re out here being coupley now]

Casey: [we definitely do need to do that because it would happen sooner rather than later I’m sure but we’ll give you rn because it would be too cruel to force you to address it at this precise moment]

Janis: [ooh the goss that we’re not even worrying about right now because more important things but no, it doesn’t need to be now, there is enough to contend with and we need to get breakfast, tah, so Janis get in there and get this food]

Casey: [keep this dog out of trouble meanwhile boy, we all know you’re a big nerd and you’ll just be trying to teach him a new trick while you wait]

Janis: See if he can earn back that 🥓

Casey: [a voicenote cos he can’t type as per ‘I will do if nowt else’]

Janis: Your breakfast wasn’t being held for ransom, you’ve behaved

Casey: [‘dickheads getting a show from their cars should be who’s paying for it but what can you do’ lol imagine, they wouldn’t be hurling money sir only insults]

Janis: 🤞 some of those dickheads were my clients and they’ll tip me later

Casey: [‘When you off back?’ sir that doesn’t make sense as a sentence but okay, I don’t talk properly either so who am I to judge]

Janis: I’m not on a proper break really, should be there sooner rather than later now he don’t need us

Casey: [‘but I need you’ blurting that out as though this isn’t a voicenote you could just not send]

Janis: [just turning in this queue to look at you so !!]

Casey: [obviously looking back at her with as much !!]

Janis: do you mean it or

Casey: [‘I don’t mean I’ll chuck myself into the road if you say nah ‘cause you’ve got bills to pay but’ a pause and then another voicenote ‘yeah, I’m not ready for you to just go back to touching up footballers’]

Janis: [deffo smiling down at our phone]

Janis: then I’ll see what I can do, work it out officially

Casey: [smiling so big in her direction that she’ll be able to feel it even if she isn’t looking any more]

Janis: You’re going to ruin my reputation, dickhead

Casey: [‘don’t say ruin, you’re gonna have me wanting to do all sorts to you’ the way that’s a voicenote she has to play, soz everyone else]

Janis: it’s a good thing we aren’t staying

Janis: no one in here is keen enough on that idea

Casey: [‘they’re only jealous I’ve got better ideas you’re mad keen on’]

Janis: I’m keen on how you sound

Casey: [‘and how’s that?’ as if you don’t know lol]

Janis: how you always do, like you wanna ruin me

Casey: [‘I’m trying well hard not to be fuming I can’t hear you’ as if she’s SO far away because he’s clingy like that]

Janis: [voice note whisper ‘don’t be mad’]

Casey: [‘be out here with me’ as if she can ‘no point having kids if you’ve gotta then keep on with everything by yourself’ as if baby Jac or Chubby can hold the fort waiting for this food]

Janis: [actually wait the couple minutes it’ll take for your order to be ready because it can’t be that long and then come out and give him the hearteyes you had to stop giving him from inside this cafe]

Casey: [will be kissing her like he hasn’t seen her for a million years, no notes, we all know Chubby will be equally buzzing]

Janis: [‘I missed you’ and we mean it, even though we’re laughing at both of you ‘before it gets cold’ as you’re passing him his share of whatever breakfast-y vibe you’ve gone for, Chubby you gotta learn to wait sir]

Casey: [I don’t even need to say at this point that he’s gonna be kissing her and eating it at the same time, we know who they are, bold of you to be this coupley and gross where anybody could walk past who knows you but I said we’re letting you off today and we shall]

Janis: [and you’re so welcome because it’s already a bad look for y’all without giving a literal show about it lmao, sorry they’re too loved up to give any concern to anyone else in the world atm, just behaving like feral children]

Casey: [too loved up to give a fuck my boo says and she’s so correct, you’ll have the excuse to keep it moving at the scene Chubby’s causing cos of being denied any food eventually at least, he’s just a baby and he’s a cross one]

Janis: [‘your training starts here’ like nay nay sir, this is not how life is gonna be lmao, we’re laying down the law and then licking some food off Casey’s face when we could’ve used our thumb to wipe it]

Casey: [‘hang on look, I’ve showed him this while you were gone’ and whatever simple quick trick you managed because he’s a smart boy actually and I already said Casey taught him to come and sit to a click or something like that I vaguely recall, BUT getting adorably flustered because of her licking him so it takes a sec to demo whatever this is]

Janis: [😏 at you being flustered but also impressed and proud at this new trick so giving Chubby praise and a tiny bit of our food and giving you a kiss where we just licked you a second ago ‘he’s not bad, really, few months and he’ll be able to get in anywhere’]

Casey: [‘send him while you put your feet up’ she really still won’t be that pregnant by then but it’s your kink boy so I’ll let you imagine + you loved treating her like she was 90 years old just before you got together we all remember]

Janis: [‘have no clients left if I took that long off’ tucking yourself in by his side like you wish babe]

Casey: [a sigh that he was hoping sounded more bants than it actually does because he really is dreading when y’all have to go back to work and face real life and all of that instead of just being feral hogs together all day]

Janis: [‘being an adult is shit’ like yeah I know ‘guess it was easier when you could spend a shift finding the next girl?’ it sounds judgy written out but we just mean it genuinely like yeah, that must’ve been an easy distraction]

Casey: [shaking his head ‘this is what comes easy to me’ because it’s true, y’all really have taken to being a couple like you’ve been one way longer than you have and we know damn well he was hating life before ‘being an adult with you is never gonna be as shit as when I were a kid without’]

Janis: [when that was what you didn’t even know you needed to hear today but it so was and you can’t hide your affection if you wanted to ‘it doesn’t have to be monotonous and hard going, not when we have each other properly’]

Casey: [‘it’ll be like when you came back early for me, except neither of us have binned work off or are hiding in the garden on a comedown and sometimes I’ll be the one with all your faves for you’ because remember when he got his gf and that happened, before it lead to icecube gate and all the drama it was really sweet]

Janis: [‘I could repeat that day’ because we do remember and yes, we loved that day ‘only needs a few adjustments to be perfect’]

Casey: [‘have to see if the hotel can get us [whatever film they watched that day that was one of his tween faves] or [a film that was one of her faves in the same time period] on its crap telly’]

Janis: [just casually buzzing ‘proper sick day, like’ because you are skiving once again but it is for a better cause now at least, even if you’ve not told anyone what that cause is yet ‘we should get some ice packs actually, that’d be good for the swelling’]

Casey: [‘fingers crossed you don’t get another proper headache’ said like he wouldn’t be gutted at all if she did though because he LOVED looking after her that day when she did and we all know it ‘be adding candles and sherry to the list’ because RIP to all of us when he ran her that bath]

Janis: [‘you do need to rub antiseptic all over my back and that’ that blatantly being your ass we know where he was hitting you lmao ‘but if you wanna keep looking after me, I could be convinced’ because we all remember how mutually into it you were]

Casey: [not this boy literally lifting her top up to have a look at her back exposing it to whoever might be walking along this street with y’all, at least he isn’t showing them all your ass I suppose gal, but still, rubbing his finger really gently over the marks there like he needs to prove how well he’s gonna do it when they’re back cos that’s what she meant by needing to be convinced]

Janis: [‘how does it look?’ because why be offended when you could be turned on, like you are by everything he does, just trying to twist your body so you can see and make eye contact as he’s touching you]

Casey: [‘how’s it feel?’ cos duh he’s as turned on by it and it wasn’t like he could see them at the time from where he was even if he wasn’t distracted af so it’s !! cos basically hitting him for the first time, pressing a bit harder as he asks, obvs]

Janis: [biting our lip to stop a noise coming out as you’re pressing down ‘it was a slow build sort of pain, you know? Scratching until it felt like it was burning’ moving his hand to another, more fucked up injury from this tree trunk like press there because blatant]

Casey: [letting a noise of his own come out at what she said because when has he ever given a single fuck and he wasn’t expecting that level of a detailed answer, likewise no hesitation in using his thumb where she directed to really do the most]

Janis: [‘Casey’ as a plea here and now because if his actions weren’t getting you, his noises always do ‘tell me how it felt’ we obviously mean the business with the branches]

Casey: [‘you wanna know what it felt like?’ and before she can answer, and as always with no regard for their surroundings just fully tonguing these back wounds as a means to even try to explain the !! factor of branchgate]

Janis: [there’s 0 chance of you holding in the noise you need to make this time because he caught you fully off guard with that and you are not okay, having to steady yourself however you’re able to at the time ‘fuck!’]

Casey: [soz gal but he had to cos he was caught off guard by the branch antics in the best way and why use words when you can use feral actions, really going for this because her reactions only ever spur him on and we can be kind and say y’all walked enough that you’re not in the hustle and bustle any more as if that means it’s fine for him to be lowkey bending her over the nearest available thing while he’s doing it and really pressing his body into the ones on her ass, I’m picturing a housing estate and like an electric box or something but idk, not important]

Janis: [we’re here giving you all the control, on our tiptoes so we’re pushing even harder into what you’re doing to us, holding our ankles ‘it was like being licked by fire, I need you to do it to me more’ of course this takes an age to come out and be fully coherent ‘if you were inside me, that would be heaven’]

Casey: [‘do it to me’ blurted out with 0 hesitation because why would there be, he wants everything to be mutual always and for them to feel what each other does, saying ‘when’ like a * because we all know he’s making that happen rn immediately, soz everyone and surroundings be damned, thank god you’ll all be at work by now]

Janis: [thank god because the casual scream we do is anything but and completely unholy ‘fuck me like you want it and I’ll show you how you’ll take it like a good slut too’]

Casey: [you’ll should be getting paid fr because what a show you’re putting on, just absolutely wilding out as if you’re in the privacy of your own home despite very much not being, oh lads, small mercy those painkillers will have kicked in, not a moment too soon]

Janis: [we just cannot be tamed in this era, the chill has left the chat and we’re just telling you everything we’ll do to you whilst losing it further ‘why am I such a whore for you? You’ve broken me’]

Casey: [just telling her to ‘get it all out’ again lowkey over and over, those sacred words, like that’s why sis too much pent up shit and too vanilla of a man, we all know, as he’s also losing it fully here, thank god the unhinged loud noises will be muffled slightly by how busy his mouth is still going at her back injuries whilst his hands do the booty ones cos you sadly can’t contort your body to lick there from this position and with these ribs]

Janis: [‘I would let you do anything to me, would’ve in that car’ remembering your first hook up has you arching your back into him so hard ‘there was no going back’ when you are free to run your mouth and are being entirely too loud as a result, gonna have to start biting your arm]

Casey: [oh their first hookup, how iconic, all the mems have him feeling the exact same way, obvs and he could not be fucking her deeper if he tried ‘there were no going back from [whatever the first moment from the icecubegate day was that y’all really pushed the boundary, I’d have to re-read to remember what it was but we get my point, even before y’all’s first hookup]’ would actually be hilarious and ridiculous how long it would take him to say that for all the reasons, but it isn’t to you two it’s only hot af]

Janis: [‘you know I’ve always done whatever you asked since we met’ because true the casual lack of hesitation on icecubegate day to come home said it all and we’re FINE thinking about this rn]

Casey: [‘me an’ all, whatever you’ve wanted’ because the added you don’t and haven’t even have needed to ask cos it’s so real, literally since he was 12 he’s just out here doing whatever he’s told or whatever it’s clear she wants and we have no regrets about this, soz anyone who thinks we should]

Janis: [‘am I a bad person if I’m about to cum after hearing that?’ blurting that out like but really because damn ‘you deserve everything I’m gonna give you, baby’]

Casey: [‘you’re a bad girl if you don’t’ would be bantsy if not for everything y’all are doing rn and therefore how sincerely he means that ‘it’d be fucked of us to cum over the worst of what that tree gave you though, yeah?’ me like don’t jizz over her injuries thank you sir for the love of god]

Janis: [‘I’m your good girl now’ so insistent like no, I would never let you down, that would be the worst thing I could do, thus shaking our head and being deliberate with how we’re moving our entire body with it ‘cum on me and give me worse, I wanna hurt with you’]

Casey: [you know he’s got issues when that’s the most romantic thing he’s ever heard but it is and I get it, such a relief she cannot see he’s doing his can’t cry but would if I could and am doing all the big blinks etc gestures for it at the sheer !! of his emotions about that, quickly distract her and yourself by making both of you cum and you doing it in exactly that extra of a manner]

Janis: [gonna have to have you fall on your ass so you actually take a second to comedown even slightly this time because that was intense for you both, even by your standards, just catching your breath here and scanning you to make sure you’re okay, or at least the right side of NOT OKAY]

Casey: [my boo says CALM DOWN you heathens and I couldn’t agree more, it’s not even night which would make this slightly better, and y’all have once again forgotten poor Chubby exists, what is he tied to or when did you drop his lead and how far has he wandered? Questions you fools aren’t asking yourselves, get your tea you ordered with breakfast and drink it mr, maybe then you’ll find chill, it’ll probably still be boiling hot, takeout teas are always hotter than hell]

Janis: [why are they so hot, they’re impossible to drink, especially in the styrofoam cups, they’re the worst for it, I hope that Chubby has lingered because truly, you’re being very irresponsible lmao, at least when you have a place to live you won’t be doing all this mess and dragging this dog along for the ride; and you do have the whistle/clicker thing so use that to get him back and give him the breakfast you didn’t finish as a bribe]

Casey: [so cute that you brought the gift into it, I see you boo, hopefully he wasn’t far and the worst he’s done is slightly fuck up a randomers garden or some other area you’ll never have to worry about, give him all the love too because you CANNOT look at her rn you still feel too !!]

Janis: [we’re not going to hurt this little bub in any way just ‘cos y’all are wildin’, not soz, it’s our story and we do as we want to, still, you should not linger here so get yourself up girl and back into that hotel room ASAP]

Casey: [mhmm, it’d be realistic but I REFUSE, anyone but Chubby, I love him with all my heart thank you, and so does Casey he just can’t help being a feral bitch, y’all will calm down slightly soon it’s just been literally no time since you got together and that’s really important to remember]

Janis: [like I don’t think it’s even been 2 weeks yet, could count all the convos and work it out but like, pretty sure and that’s the whole point, we’re basically in shock but in a good way lmao]

Casey: [exactly, nevertheless, Winnie says get marching, you can’t be that far from the hotel because you’d have picked somewhere close by for both this dog walk and breakfast moment, for me it’s the total silence because he’s shooketh by the intensity of everything that just occurred lol, walking and sipping that tea trying not to drop it cos can barely hold the cup, do it 2 handed like me hun you’ll be okay]

Janis: [at least you aren’t insecure like that with him girl or you could really be thinking you did something wrong in this silence lmao; but we can tell that isn’t the vibe hence we aren’t pushing anything, not to mention we’re as entirely shook ourselves and need the moment too; and at least your legs are basically fine boy because we do need to get inside pretty sharpish because even with our clothes tugged back down, we’re fully aware that we are covered in your cum rn and we don’t need anyone bored on reception getting that welcome]

Casey: [it may be a shithole of a hotel but have some decorum please, get to your room and in the bath/shower before all those scratches on your back get infected gal, he’ll be coming at you with antiseptic but knowing you both you’ll get distracted by vivid flashbacks when he does so actually get clean first, lowkey you should too boy, the state of you by now]

Janis: [I imagine it’s a bath with a really shit shower vibe because that’s generally the vibe with older/outdated places, which will be an effort to get you in sir ‘one way to get you to miss that gaff’ like this is not convenient at all, sorry]

Casey: [‘let you be a real nurse though’ as if she’s gonna spongebath him every time he needs]

Janis: [‘I should retrain’ because of course we will, honestly working around your bandages it would be easier, until you can’t bear not having a proper wash and then we’ll take ‘em off and get you under this terrible shower]

Casey: [‘fuck that, I’d see you even less’ cos imagine, it’s already a nightmare he has a night job and her a day one]

Janis: [‘clients would be less fit’ as if we’ve ever fancied any of these footballers lol]

Casey: [‘and you’d be touching a load more of ‘em up’ cos nursing is pretty grim lbr]

Janis: [making a face like oh no, you caught me lmao ‘I’m not known for my bedside manner by basically anyone else so’]

Casey: [‘make a lad feel special, you’ saying it a lot less shady than when the girls were fighting just before he showed up here lol]

Janis: [‘don’t you?’ raising a brow like we’re simply amused and not like but really because of when you said it before]

Casey: [‘it’s one of’ because she makes him feel everything we all know]

Janis: [‘you can run me a bath again then’ like good, in the realest way possible]

Casey: [I gotta have it be noted that he’s blushing a lil bit cos thinking about how special he felt not long ago when those feral antics were occurring and she said the most romantic thing he’d ever heard, even though he’s off to run her a bath cos gotta do what he’s told always, because however a fleeting of a glimpse, we all know she’ll see it]

Janis: [we are OBSESSED with you blushing like we didn’t just behave that ferally on the streets in broad daylight, its so you twos vibe and its adorable honestly, hence we’re following you into the bathroom and giving you a cuddle from the back]

Casey: [getting this bath sorted out and generally behaving like she isn’t hugging him until it’s running and then of course he’s turning around to fully hug her properly, he’s a hugger for her only, he’s gotta]

Janis: [‘you okay?’ saying it v casually but we do wanna know if you hurt yourself any more in said feral antics and that you’re also not too shook by what we said/did, giving you a quick kiss]

Casey: [a noise like yeah from within the hug to keep it casual ‘you?’ being said post kiss before he turns it into more of one]

Janis: [‘am now’ like it’s been too long since you last kissed in any way at all]

Casey: [the way he’s just immediately sitting on the edge of this bath and making her sit on him to kiss more like he didn’t choose the most precarious surface to do so in this entire bathroom and there isn’t a toilet right there y’all used earlier and could’ve again, oh sir I despair, I really do]

Janis: [my boo says if you fall in this tub, I am not responsible dickhead lmao, we’re going to be kissing you very soft and chaste and barely putting any weight on you as a result but how bad we clearly wanna do more will make it a mood ‘when we have a place, we’ll make sure there’s an amazing shower too’ between these kisses]

Casey: [remember when I did and got that big bruise, be careful you fool, thank god she is being ‘I’ll get myself retrained an’ all’ like he’s gonna become a builder or plumber or interior designer or architect or whatever lol, we know you LOVE your job hun]

Janis: [very softly pulling his lip into your mouth and sucking on it so you don’t break the skin but to express that you want more than you can do rn ‘you’re perfectly trained’ shaking your head and also not letting go of his lip to say this]

Casey: [the softest sigh because he clearly wanted more too before she even did that and those antics are doing the opposite of making him wanna be careful as per but I’m putting my foot down and saying once again there’s no way you wouldn’t be hurting from being that feral so you simply can’t sir]

Janis: [we know we gotta calm down, can’t help being a little pouty about it but it’s obviously @ these injuries and Ian and not @ you, peeling yourself off him very carefully and stepping towards the door ‘see what the mini bar has in place of sherry’]

Casey: [‘is there a mini bar?’ like bants but also this place is such a shithole clearly that it’s a fair question, with the tone of I can go back out and find a shop if you want, because always doing too much, never chilling]

Janis: [‘focus on my bath, you’ like I’ve got this because assumedly you’ve worked out if there is or isn’t, and you don’t really need a drink drink anyway, so even if you just get y’all something you got from the shops on your run last night, the point is attempting space you don’t wanna have but need]

Casey: [‘go cold if you piss off now’ as if she’s gonna run away to the shops this second, I think not sir it’s okay]

Janis: [‘I’m not going anywhere’ and throwing an item of clothing into the bathroom to prove your point]

Casey: [I just imagine Chubby thinking she’s playing and chasing after said item of clothing to then carry it away so that would amuse him and he’d be loling and playing with this pup as if tug of war isn’t dangerous to you and to these clothes]

Janis: [just stood there like excuse me sirs ‘I don’t look enough of a state’ like let us not rip my clothes, ‘cos god knows how many you have with you currently]

Casey: [‘you look-’ not being able to finish his sentence because he made the mistake of stopping messing around with this dog long enough to actually look at her and is stunned by how stunning she is as he always is, doing the most dramatic swallow of all time about it]

Janis: [‘you can look’ after just looking back at you in silence for however long we can bear doing that, taking off whatever item of clothing you still had on without breaking said eye contact]

Casey: [don’t mind him, he’ll just be here looking at her forever while the bath overflows and she freezes to death because cannot look away]

Janis: [we will be here feeling like we’re doing a full body blush but we’re not going to turn away]

Casey: [eventually you will have to walk over to her and lead her to the bathroom for this bath for the throwback of when he did when he ran her the other bath even though he had no need because it’s her house and she knows exactly where it is, as I remember us saying in brackets at the time lol]

Janis: [we all saw through that thinly veiled excuse neither of you was actually making and we also all loved it lmao, like we do now when this can’t be more than 10 steps let’s be honest]

Casey: [so glad you have a thinly veiled excuse to stay cos gotta wash her back for her as she won’t be able to reach properly cos having to leave that day was heartbreaking]

Janis: [y’all were devastated but today is not that day and you can take your time with that, boy, you will both enjoy it]

Casey: [it’s always a cute and caring moment but for you pair it’ll also be a hot one, so yeah, you’re both welcome, love that he’ll have to be really slow and deliberate about it cos his own injuries when really he would’ve anyway just cos he wants to]

Janis: [just making little sounds that would be unclear if you’re into it or it’s stinging because it’s definitely both, lay on your stomach in this water so you don’t have to lay them against what is probably not the cleanest of tubs and he can do this for as long as he pleases ‘I’ll get the ice for you after’ like you also deserve a pamper/relax boy]

Casey: [being softer about it after she makes those sounds as if softness doesn’t kill you both harder than literally anything, also doing her booty cos he can when she’s laying like that and so why wouldn’t he ‘tah’ but said like ILY because he do]

Janis: [‘I should be saying it to you…’ because have we relaxed at all since the drama really popped off, no, not even a little]

Casey: [‘go on then’ but playfully because obvs she doesn’t actually need to and he isn’t doing it for that]

Janis: [‘rookie mistake not waiting for me to show you’ 😏 but we are also playing because we know we’ve gotta attempt to chill, regardless of how we feel]

Casey: [splashing her like oi but doing it in the softest manner ever so it’s more like he’s just trailing his hand in the water and then stroking her face v lovingly]

Janis: [putting your face in his hands lowkey and just looking up at him adoringly ‘what would I do without you’]

Casey: [‘we’re not finding out’ because never gonna leave her and cannot even bear the thought]

Janis: [shake your head then dunk it under water ‘cos you need to do a deep clean girl, including that mane]

Casey: [10000% putting his hand on the top of her head like he’s gonna hold her under because we all remember those antics but this time kissing the top of her head/her hair and letting her up]

Janis: [when you emerge from under, flipping your hair back so you splash him a bit like oi you ‘tease’ kissing his hands]

Casey: [just playing with her hair for a sec before he starts washing it for her, which is gonna be as creative and adorable as the weird handhold he had to invent but we love that you’re making the attempt and y’all love teamwork so it’s fine]

Janis: [‘don’t lose your hand’ like your hair is that treacherous but the way we’re saying it lets you know how much we’re enjoying the sensation, however haphazard the actual washing attempts are]

Casey: [‘got another one’ in a very much I don’t care if I do tone because duh, getting that other hand even more involved for emphasis and also purely cos he can hear how much she likes all this]

Janis: [‘reckon I prefer you with two’ like it’s saucy bants only here and nothing more but then we add ‘also reckon I’ve never seen your knuckles anything but bruised’ which is undeniably emosh ‘I ain’t felt clean in-’ stopping yourself because you don’t even know when to say because it seems like you can always trace it further and further back the longer we’re really letting ourselves think about this, so just shaking our head again, going under the water to get rid of the shampoo and just be under]

Casey: [a look like thank god for that cos bit of a weird kink he’d have to commit to otherwise lol ‘you won’t even have to see that when they’ve healed themselves’ quietly but sincerely cos feel the need to yet again promise not only that he’s done with Ian but also that he’s gonna not be hitting people anymore whatever the circumstances, letting her stay under for a while cos he gets what she’s saying and knows she needs it literally to wash these suds off but also in the emosh sense, before he gently pulls her up and runs the shower head to properly rinse her hair, one handed so he can keep the other arm between her back and the bath meaning like we said if it’s a bit grim her skin and the wounds he cleaned aren’t touching it]

Janis: [smiling at you a little when we do come up because we believe that you mean this promise but we’re not going to be out here demanding you make any, it’s all gotta come from you and what you want ‘you may as well be in here’ because you would be so wet with all this helping but we’re also saying we’ll help you in if you like ‘shower ain’t that bad if you wanna stand’ ‘cos you’re tall so you wouldn’t have my boos issue of being unable to step in, it’d be getting down and back up again]

Casey: [a head shake because this is her moment of being looked after and he’s letting her have it, emphasising this by doing her conditioner and after he’s taken his time with it and while he’s leaving it to sit on her hair for a sec, washing her stomach as though he’s bathing this bub, asking her ‘you gonna have all this hair for me to sort too?’ in his soft taking to Baby Jac voice’]

Janis: [when you’re not at all used to this but you’re trying your best to be your version of a good patient so you keep your mouth closed and try to just enjoy how it feels and not be constantly thinking if he’s okay and what he needs, as is just your default; at least this Baby Jac softness is that distracting you can’t be anything but entirely paying attention to what he’s doing and saying, full !! ‘Probably, even Ian has hair’ like my fam has good hair genes and so does yours lol, we’re whispering as softly but we’re trying to joke so we aren’t fully 🥺]

Casey: [‘no pressure now, like’ @ this bub like if you come out bald we’re all gonna take the piss but then he’s just chatting away about how much she’s gonna love baths and all the toys he’s gonna get her to go in them etc etc, being a soft dad, while just carrying on washing the love of his life anywhere else he has not already]

Janis: [‘how do you know what to say?’ as if he has a script or something because it just sounds perfect to you and you don’t understand]

Casey: [‘I only say what comes into my head’ with the unspoken so can you when you’re ready to cos as per it doesn’t have to be perfect as nothing with them does]

Janis: [‘maybe I’m just not as nice as you’ like it’s fine and we aren’t at all concerned we’re going to be a horrible mother, distract yourself by kissing him, whenever he’s in a position his face is close enough to pull towards yours]

Casey: [‘Course not, you’re loads nicer’ said like he’s then not being the nicest ever by washing her v sensitive boobs and giving them the most attention possible]

Janis: [‘there’s no one else I’d trust to look after us’ using the us as an actual plural here, pushing our body up to meet your touch]

Casey: [absolutely does not need to rinse her body off using this shower head but he is because he knows it’ll feel good too the way he’s aiming it at those nips]

Janis: [the sigh that turns into a gasp, using our fingertips to follow the direction of this water ‘you might have to do this again for me, when I’m too big’]

Casey: [‘no need to wait til she’s almost here when I already am now’ because he’d do it for her always and he’s going nowhere, but his eyes are lighting up at the mention of her being that pregnant obvs, it do be his kink and it goes without saying he’s therefore directing the shower head between her legs for how it’ll feel]

Janis: [‘every night then’ with a hot lol like oh okay then but it feels too good to knock it ‘you might change your mind when there’s so much more to wash’ because we know you won’t lmao, just shamelessly and without realizing opening our legs up wider for this]

Casey: [‘alright’ because he would, no bants detected ‘mind’s made up, even when there’s 3 of you to wash’ shoutout to these 2 bubs who don’t really exist yet but will]

Janis: [‘you have to wake up every day and pick me’ as a * correction because trauma sis]

Casey: [‘you know that’s what I’ll do’ because no question ‘you’ve been my best mate since I had none’ never over the way your dad made you move to a different country and it wasn’t even the start of the school year, flop move Ian, well done]

Janis: [‘be me with none now’ because the socialising you do would’ve been as a couple and no one is gonna pick your side in this, tbf ‘not that I’ve ever been drowning in ‘em’ like oh well, and splashing some of this water up your body for emphasis of how much we don’t care right now]

Casey: [‘nah, can’t let you have it’ cos all his mates are lads in their early 20s like him obvs and the type who aren’t gonna stick around when he’s doing all his dad antics instead ‘drowning in nappies’ll see mine off as quick’ but he’s blatantly as unbothered, kissing her to highlight this]

Janis: [‘We’ll be your mates’ in this kiss with all the feeling how casual the words are does not convey ‘best fucking mates’ as the shower accidentally hits in just the right spot and has these words sounding full feral]

Casey: [‘I pick you, kids or just us, a decade ago or a decade from now’ because he do, there’s no au in which he would not, said while he’s kissing her even more feral and turning that shower head up as much as is possible, keeping it aimed perfectly]

Janis: [‘you’ll have all the hot mums wanting to be your friend anyway’ like it’s okay, they’ll be better friends I am sure lol but we can’t stop kissing you to commit to our bants ‘you’re all I need’ when you can barely get that out but simply must]

Casey: [‘you better not have no single dads trying to be yours, can’t come back from what a bastard I am if I orphan some kids’ not actually bants at all, he’d be FUMING lol, kissing about it in a lowkey aggressive and possessive manner]

Janis: [immediately into it and making it known by how we’re sounding and how we have to grab your shoulders which hopefully doesn’t hurt too much because it was instinctive and we ain’t trying to stop this moment dead]

Casey: [we’ll allow it, he’s injured af but we gotta let y’all have some fun, which this very much is rn for both of y’all]

Janis: [‘if you’re a bastard, you’re mine’ like I don’t think you are but if you are then so be it ‘cos I love you as you is]

Casey: [‘it ain’t my fault you’re the hottest mum this town’ll have ever known the like of, gonna need locking up you will’ cos where’s the lie she’s stunning now she’ll be stunning then and stunning after]

Janis: [‘it ain’t mine either’ with a pout like hey ‘yours is the only attention I’m ever trying for’ because we don’t try we all know, she just is naturally that stunning and doesn’t need the world to tell her]

Casey: [giving that pouty lip the most attention he ever has, so dramatically and !! ‘and you’ve not once had to try for it neither’ cos knows she’s doesn’t have to try but she doesn’t have to with him either cos he’s always given it, obsessed like I said lol ‘that’ll never change, I could never be that bastard’ cos not ever pulling a Jimothy and going off you gal]

Janis: [doing 🤏 at him because you can’t speak when you’re being given that much attention, for multiple reasons because there’s obviously been plenty of times where he has tried to get over you, like girlfriendgate, and you feel like you’ve lowkey not let him, somewhat shamelessly, even though we know it wouldn’t have happened anyway, shake your head because you either, obviously ‘this never went away’ doing a forehead lean that is so !! with tension]

Casey: [shaking his own head like no no purely so he can do more with her bottom lip than he already was, before obviously matching the forehead touch with as much if not more !! cos duh always, and starting to touch her as well as doing the most with the jet of water still]

Janis: [‘alright, I still knew’ but however unintelligible that is with your lip fully in his mouth and your reaction to being touched by him because we don’t care how ridiculous we sound because we like reminding you of the effect you have on us at all times, attempting not to launch yourself at him and stay still so no further injuries occur but we are moving our face closer to yours, somehow]

Casey: [likewise getting as close as possible to being in this bath with her as he can without actually getting in it, without even being aware of it here in this moment, because any space between you atm is rude and unacceptable and he simply can’t help trying to erase it all]

Janis: [at least you will be on top of us so you can use us to help keep you out and to stop it being full getting up from the floor vibes, we’re rolling with it because we like how it feels and always want to be this close to you, giving your lips attention of their own now because reciprocal always ‘I’ll just kill anyone who looks at me for you’]

Casey: [no regrets ever, even if you did end up in agony, we know that and he’s making it known by the sound he’s making at what she’s doing and what she said]

Janis: [tilting his head so you have his ear and whispering all the hypothetical and gory ways you could kill these people, casually]

Casey: [could not be going any harder touching her about it, of course]

Janis: [idk what clothes you did or didn’t keep on in this bathing attempt but however we have to make it happen we’re letting it be known we wanna touch you too by pawing at you like a puppy]

Casey: [when you almost make a sound like a puppy cos of how much you want her to, not at all casually and wordlessly begging over here]

Janis: [‘have you missed me?’ like it’s been any time, touching you super lightly so it’s all tease and anticipation here]

Casey: [giving her the puppy eyes as well now, no bants at all, could not be more sincerely desperate despite the way it’s been no time]

Janis: [‘you’re so-’ because obsessed with this energy and it shows in the way we’re looking back at you, taking the shower off you to see how it feels for you when we point it at you, trying out all sensitive areas and keep checking for his reaction on his face too]

Casey: [he’s always gonna shamelessly give her reactions like this is the first time or it’s been a thousand years, we all know that about him and obvs rn isn’t an exception]

Janis: [‘-fuckable’ like we’re just finishing our sentence now and needed to be shown this before we could]

Casey: [‘fuck me then’ because he always tells her to do things like that so simply must and the way his voice would sound is an added bonus]

Janis: [shaking your head ‘I like how you look when you want me to’ like you have to beg some more, sorry not sorry]

Casey: [‘how I always look’ like it’s a * cos always wants that unless it’s literally happening]

Janis: [biting our lip because seriously ‘its distracting, looking at you and knowing exactly what you want to do’]

Casey: [getting even closer to her and positioned so his 👀 are all she can see]

Janis: [now that we can’t see and neither can you because its all eye contact only, properly wrapping our hand around you so you can fuck our hand]

Casey: [and he will, there’s no chill lol]

Janis: [‘I can feel your pulse, it’s so fucking fast’ speeding up for you accordingly]

Casey: [feeling hers because he’s gotta, but on her wrist this time with such a dramatic grab for the hand she’s not using]

Janis: [‘show me where you want it’ telling you what to do like we didn’t just gasp at the surprise of the pressure]

Casey: [when you put her hand on her own stomach and then yours over it like we’re just being cute instead of feral]

Janis: [‘holy shit’ because last thing you expected and you’re not okay ‘what if I could feel it?’ as a whisper like imagine]

Casey: [he’s not okay about that as a prospect, soz you’ve got a while before you can live that dream, sir, you are gonna just have to die imagining and do your own gasp]

Janis: [‘what if your cock is inside me and she moves, are you going to cum in me?’ guiding him in you as you’re saying this]

Casey: [the most shameless noise ever because there’s no pretending otherwise about how into all this he is, it’s too late for that hun, and he’s unrepentant anyway clearly so]

Janis: [‘push until I feel you here’ pushing your hands down harder and making space so you’ve both got a hand on her stomach fully ‘think how deep you are’]

Casey: [doing what he’s told as per, we all know who he is, once again apologies to Chubby who’s probs trying to sleep and anyone else who’s around in this hotel for how loud all this will make him be]

Janis: [we’re as bad it’s getting to shouting level here with the intensity of how it feels but it’s the day so not soz to anyone but Chubby ‘get me ready for it, how much it’ll hurt to get her out to meet you’]

Casey: [as long as neither of you slip and fall to your death with how flooded this bathroom is going to end up, nothing else matters, and that’s just as well cos he can’t be tamed and could not be more extra after she said that, way more into this whole pregnancy and childbirth thing than you should be, sir, can’t relate, and he’s also buzzing to have a hand free rn to molest all the injuries from branchgate he can reach, at least they’re clean now so I can feel less bad about it]

Janis: [you’re both highly into it thank god because who else could you be exploring this with right now, no one, hence ‘I feel like I’m gonna piss or something’ because we’ve lost any and all control over what this is doing to our body and you’ve been warned]

Casey: [he’ll just be telling her to do it, we’re all aware, fucks not given, and then kissing her so !! because gotta always just be the most inside her possible and overstimulating this poor girl at all times]

Janis: [pulling his tongue down your throat desperately because it’s mutual and also a decent way to stop you screaming the place down, manipulating your stomach harder, so he can feel your hand as much as you can feel him from inside and out]

Casey: [you’re all welcome for the lack of screams, especially you Chubby, I don’t even need to tell you that his non-stomach touching hand moves from her back to her throat so fast, this isn’t our first rodeo]

Janis: [we’ve truly lost it and are definitely squirting all over you basically as soon as your hand is there, body going limp so you’re holding us up by our throat and the fact we’re still fucking]

Casey: [not that you’d care but I’m glad you’re in a bath for this cos I’m not as messy as you guys, oh lord, as if he wasn’t already losing it too, that’d just really make him the most feral ever, god bless]

Janis: [truly the state this bathroom will be in because no fucks given we must be insane, hence the incoherent and choked way we’re begging you to do everything you are and could be doing to us rn]

Casey: [meanwhile he’s not just moaning her name but everything he’s ever called her including whatever he did on the day of icecubegate when he called her some kind of ridiculous petname by accident when they were having the blanket playfight + milf and any other hot mum related things he could possibly think of]

Janis: [just repeating ‘I’m yours’ after every single name, no matter how unhinged this makes us sound because of the pace we’ve gotta get these two words out every time and connotations ‘cos we mean it]

Casey: [say it back and as many ILYS as you can get out yourself because too many emotions to shut his mouth + ‘we’ll be such a happy family’ with the same energy of we’ll be your mates from earlier]

Janis: [nodding ferociously like we have never agreed with anything more ‘I fucking adore you, boy’]

Casey: [‘be careful, girl’ like this is gonna be what hurts her and not your feral af antics, I have to laugh, cupping her face one-handed by like holding her chin, you know what I mean, and kissing her in the softest way ever]

Janis: [frowning like I hear your suggestion but respectfully no lmao ‘why?’ like it’s such a silly idea because it is to y’all but you’re melting at this soft kiss amidst all this carnage and being very vocal about it to let him know]

Casey: [‘you’ve gotta get to 100 with us’ so quiet compared to how loud y’all were being so sincerely cannot live without her and he said that’s how old he’d be on the last count]

Janis: [‘I’ll be 103 then’ giving the top of his head a soft kiss like you’re promising as sincerely]

Casey: [‘and have 3 years on your own with the single grandads, I don’t fucking think so’ like no you shall not haha]

Janis: [‘I’m so much older than you, as you love to remind me’ like excuse me, calling me an old slag lmao]

Casey: [he was frowning big cos he hadn’t done the maths on it and then he can’t help but smile amused like oh yeah remembering all those past bants despite the fact the age gap doesn’t really exist anymore at the age you’ve reached]

Janis: [nudging him like the absolute cheek but we’re smiling back at you ‘not enough to be a toyboy, but that’s about all the gossips been taken away from ‘em’ like you can’t be saying that lads but there is so much else in terms of scandal]

Casey: [‘they can crack on, I’ll look even fitter in the paper with you next to me than I used to do’ because all the gossip when he was a kid with his mum literally disappearing really was something]

Janis: [cupping your face now because you’ve told us all about this, of course you would’ve but even in what we’ve written it’s been mentioned ‘thank fuck I’m not that famous’]

Casey: [‘be able to enter her to win a competition while we’re there an’ all’ cos idk if beautiful baby competitions still exist but they used to and if they did baby Jac would win hands down]

Janis: [‘pay her way’ like yeah Baby Jac, get to work and win that £150 or whatever ‘I hope she has brown eyes’ blurting this out lowkey, soz that neither of them do hun but we’re about yours, and your brothers before you but shh]

Casey: [‘piss off, they’ll be [and going on to describe hers in too much detail and with too much feeling which Clove won’t let me ramble about rn cos trying to type every word is a struggle]’]

Janis: [do a little stunned lol like well then because what can you say to that ‘give me another one with brown eyes’ quietly but determinedly like you’re putting a request in that he can fulfil]

Casey: [‘she’ll be the double of you’ just like I know it and he’s so right for that ‘so alright, would be a bit rude of me to insist they both are’]

Janis: [me like sorry they both are BITCH lmao, you’ll live girlfriend, you can’t just keep having children waiting for one to look more like him, tempting though it may be ‘promise’ and holding your pinky out but not grabbing his because that would be foolish]

Casey: [haha soz not soz gal, you’ve clearly got the strongest genetics ever, but for rn y’all don’t know that and so he’s obvs holding his out and lightly pressing both your fingertips together cos the closest you can get with how fucked up his fingers are]

Janis: [heart eyes because you’re precious and this is soft ‘I can call you daddy in front of anyone and they can’t say shit’ like parent perks]

Casey: [‘they’d only try and say shit once’ like you can do it now if you want I’ll fuck anyone up who takes the piss dw]

Janis: [‘don’t wanna be like my sister about it’ because we don’t, ever, we had the sisterly comparisons still, even if we try to deal better than we did as a teen]

Casey: [‘you ain’t’ so sincerely it’s amusing because it seems shady but he’s not even trying to be, she’s just really not ‘there’s no other lass like you’ in a believe me I’m worked my way through enough of them to try and look for one tone]

Janis: [rolling our eyes playfully like oh yeah, ‘cos that sounds like such a cliche and the kind of thing an annoying bitch would wanna hear]

Casey: [when you go to nudge/hit her playfully like oi but it just reminds you of the feralness of branchgate v vividly and also you’re that close so you just end up headbutting her again in the same !! manner as when he did it earlier in one of their many other hookups]

Janis: [lowkey squaring up to him aka getting in his face and being like ‘yeah?’ under your breath, like he’s trying to fight you for real because how else can you convey your !!]

Casey: [the way he’s LOOKING at her when he lifts his head is doing for him somewhat, as is the ‘yeah’ he gives back like he’s challenging her to fight him too]

Janis: [when you’re suddenly being SO silent compared to how loud y’all were being, so all you can hear is your breathing getting more erratic]

Casey: [grabbing her jaw much harder than when he cupped her face via her chin not long ago, and kissing her pulse point like he can measure it that way, as hard and with teeth grazing against it]

Janis: [I’m sorry but you truly cannot fight him right now, accidental injuries will occur, so you gotta submit, gasping hardcore at this touch]

Casey: [my boo says calm it down, but he shall not even and will instead be biting her shoulder how he often do when they’re !!]

Janis: [‘I don’t fight dirty’ accidentally making it sound hot and we both hear that so kissing you aggressively as a distraction]

Casey: [shamelessly falling for that distraction tactic though, he can’t help it, cue such a ridiculously hardcore makeout sesh]

Janis: [will make your lip bleed but that’s acceptable because y’all lowkey always do that ‘when I wanna give you bruises, I don’t need his help’ like this will not be a collaborative effort, Ian, crashing against your lips enough to bruise 100% though]

Casey: [‘when it’s your turn nobody else can have a look in, especially not him’ cos agreed, you’re not invited to the party ever again Ian]

Janis: [‘no one else can, end of’ like not on my watch is anyone hurting you regardless]

Casey: [that just making him die because it’s hot af but also caring af and it’s impossible to cope with both of those things in this moment ‘it’s different’ when you don’t even know how to verbalise all the ways you mean that, like 1. Things are different now but also 2. They’ve always been different when it’s jc]

Janis: [‘we can trust each other’ like yeah, you can’t trust Ian or anyone else to give a shit, even when they should]

Casey: [‘I used to reckon there were a line I wouldn’t cross with you, end of, and that’s what was different, but that’s bollocks, it’s that I can’]

Janis: [nod like I understand as you’re processing this ‘I want you to get everything you need from me, assuming I can give it’]

Casey: [‘nobody else like you, you heard’ cos he’s just in awe of her and the way she isn’t scared of him like everyone else is or wanting to change him how everyone else does, despite knowing it since he’s known her]

Janis: [‘you’ll make me blush’ 😏 because the scene, as usual, but we’re massaging your earlobes as we’re just looking at you lovingly ‘we can do whatever we want, and we should’]

Casey: [‘be a waste if I don’t’ like who else can and will and you look so cute and hot when you blush gal, all true facts, and he’s obviously pulling out all the stops to make it happen cos we’re likewise giving the biggest heart eyes and whispering to her anything he can possibly think of that could cause a blush]

Janis: [‘you’re always teasing me’ because we know this will be enough to achieve a blush and have you squirming, so we have to move one hand down to a nip instead, doing the same massages ‘be nice’]

Casey: [‘you keep on saying it like I don’t give you exactly what you’re after’ because she called him a tease towards the beginning of this bath when she splashed him as well, really doing the most to prove that he really does give her exactly what she wants always, of course]

Janis: [‘don’t stop’ like I couldn’t hack it if you didn’t, hence the reminders, shifting up so your boob is in his face, just shamelessly shoving that in your mouth like please and thanks]

Casey: [blatantly was already taking don’t stop as an instruction as far as being determined to make her cum over and over again as many times as humanly possible but then he’s also taking it as one to suck on her titty forever and always]

Janis: [the noise we’re making, like a drawn-out and entirely unhinged humming because we’re so about it ‘baby’]

Casey: [not him saying ‘mummy’ rn with no hint of shame or embarrassment when it simply won’t be made incoherent enough by these antics for her not to hear it, sir you stop it]

Janis: [we are OBSESSED because why should girls only be allowed to get in on the action, could not be reacting any more blatantly about it, good thing you don’t need to breathe for a minute because we’re holding your head to us SO tightly]

Casey: [I say we CAN’T be living like this but he’s as blatantly into it as she is, likewise the way she’s suffocating him rn, the reactions are all UNHINGED as per usual]

Janis: [holding you like this until you start to struggle naturally because that’s the only way we’re stopping here, then of course not letting you breathe without us kissing you at the same time]

Casey: [simply have to retaliate by pushing her under the water when he eventually pushes her away so that he can reenact the whole keeping her under until she’s struggling and then not letting her breathe without kisses vibe cos duh, he loves when shit is mutual and why not use the bath setting]

Janis: [we know this is your favourite, spitting the water we got in our mouth at you, making you hold it in your mouth whilst we choke you with a wet t-shirt or flannel, whatever we can find to tighten ‘round your neck]

Casey: [oh lads, your lack of chill is my fave, RIP to this bathroom truly because the first chance he gets he’ll be running more water so that y’all don’t freeze to death and there’s more to be feral in cos so much of it must be on the floor by now, especially with how he’s reacting to all that cos loving every second of it, of course he is]

Janis: [for real you’re due more water or you will be cold and in an empty bath, not that you’d notice I’m sure but you can keep playing this way so ‘good boy’ is in order as is directing you so you can put your butt under this tap and experience that because more concentrated than a shower]

Casey: [we all know anything booty related is such a fave of his, so LOSING IT about this as if y’all haven’t been going insane the entire time ‘fuck!’ with all the feeling is just the start of how !! he is]

Janis: [‘fuck it’ and pushing you back and forth to simulate just that ‘I love seeing you like this’]

Casey: [going harder than she did for both y’all’s benefit ‘I don’t wanna stop’ cos she said don’t but he is DYING and knows damn well he cannot keep this up forever, it just feels too good and if that wasn’t beyond blatant by what he’s up to it’s even more obvious cos of how long it would take him to say that]

Janis: [‘cum up my ass, just shove it up there, I want you to pound me whilst I pound you’ as a complete blurt out, the only way we can say so many words and not get lost in pure noise]

Casey: [0 hesitation, especially not in this moment or about this, definitely getting lost in unholy noises while he instigates that]

Janis: [the complete lack of preparation mixing pleasure and pain has us there so fast but we promised so we’re not hesitating with using our fingers to get as deep as we can, using the feral way we’re fucking against you to push further, smacking our other hand against the back of your thighs]

Casey: [don’t worry gal, he’s gonna be in exactly the same boat as far as this feeling like it’s gonna be over as soon as it’s begun cos DEAD, everything about this is just too iconic and obviously nothing he’s ever experienced with anyone else so making it even more !! than it already is]

Janis: [‘you can cum and I won’t stop, it’ll be agony’ just promising that like you might not mutually die here, which is a very real possibility ‘you’re mine to fuck as long as I want, it’s not up to you’]

Casey: [‘all yours, all night’ like yep keep going for hours and hours yet nbd, despite being said like he’s very much about to cum rn immediately because how he feels]

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The One With Will and JJ’s Wedding - Part 2

Summary: Based off of 7.24 and 8.01 of Friends! During Will and JJ’s wedding, the group finds out who is actually pregnant and try to figure out who the father is, a mysterious red sweater being their only clue.

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader (eventually lol)

Word Count: 4.1k

A/N: Hey! Thanks for the love on the last chapter! I apologize that there is barely any Spence and Reader rn but it’ll def pick up in the next chapter! Keep sending responses and requests! I love to hear from you guys! And yes, I picked this gif on purpose. Enjoy!

Masterlist - Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

While the guests of the evening went on to party and get plastered, you, Spencer, Emily, Hotch, Penelope, Derek and Rossi had stayed to take pictures with the newly weds.

You, Emily and Penelope sat and watched while JJ and Will took photos with the men.

While the cameraman changed film, Morgan leaned over to JJ and whispered, “Okay, I-I know, I’m not supposed to know but I do and I am so excited for you!”

Clearly not being as low as he thought he was being, Spencer’s head perked up, “Wait, what’s going on?”

Before JJ could even respond, Morgan cheered, “JJ’s pregnant!”

Hotch and Rossi’s heads immediately turned at the news and they broke out in huge smiles.

“Oh my God, JJ!” Spencer smiled, pulling her into a hug.

Will just laughed to himself as Rossi followed with two kisses to the cheek and Hotch gasped with a, “This is great news!”

“Thank you guys, but I’m not pregnant!”

“Oh, slow swimmers?” Rossi asked Will who gave him a bewildered look.

“W-what?! What do you mean, you’re not pregnant?” Morgan clearly confused.

JJ pinched the bridge of her nose, “Derek, you didn’t tell anyone I was, did you?”

“No…” he paused. “I’ll be right back.”

While Derek scurried away to go correct the mess he had made, JJ turned to Spencer, ushering him to go after the man and make sure he didn’t make the situation any worse. As he left, the cameraman told Rossi and Hotch they were free to leave and it was now turn for the pictures with the bridesmaids.

Waltzing up to the pair, Penelope asked, “JJ, why’d you tell the guys you weren’t pregnant?”

“Because I’m not!” She replied, clearly fed up with having to go through this so many times.

Emily rolled her eyes, “We found your test in the garbage, I mean, if you’re not pregnant than-“

You looked up and stared at Emily with desperate eyes, hoping she would understand what you were trying to tell her. Her mouth flew open for only a split second as she caught on, “It’s because I am.”

JJ and Will looked at each other in shock as the cameraman continued to snap pictures of the conversation beforehand. You wanted to tell him to stop and that this was something you never wanted to remember.

Before the two could even get a word out, Penelope shrieked, “What are you talking about?!”

“I-It’s true. Um, I am with child. I just didn’t want to say anything because it’s your day!” Emily explained and you prayed they were buying it. “I didn’t wanna steal your thunder!”

JJ’s hand flew to her forehead as she tried to comprehend this. “Wait a minute, so you thought telling people I was pregnant was a better idea?”

“Emily, who’s the father?” Will asked.

“I-I can’t say.”

While JJ and Will were having their first dance, Emily found it as the perfect opportunity to interrogate you.

“Y/N, what the hell!?” she scream whispered, taking the seat next to yours.

“Thank you for doing that, Em. I just can’t deal with the stress right now of telling everyone,” you sighed, grabbing her hand and giving her a soft smile.

Emily’s harsh expression fell and she squeezed your hand back. “God, Y/N/N, why didn’t you just tell me? You didn’t have to pretend JJ was the pregnant one!”

“I mean technically you said she was, I just didn’t disagree with you!”

“Sneaky!” she gasped.

“Listen, I wanna talk about it… but I’m just not ready yet,” you sighed, hoping she would understand.

“Yeah, yeah! Of course…”

There was a pause.

“Are you ready to talk about it now?”

“Em, no.”

She nodded and there was another pause.

“Now?”

“No!”

“Okay, fine! We’ll talk about something else!” she said defensively throwing her hands in the air. You nodded, silently thanking her for her long awaited cooperation.

“So, who’s the father?”

You rolled your eyes, flicking her in the head which earned you an ‘Ow!’.

“Look, I haven’t told him yet so until I do, I don’t think I should tell anybody else,” you whispered.

“No, yeah. That’s fair, I understand… Is it Hotch?”

Your eyes nearly bugged out of your head as you scolded her, “Emily, no!”

“Fine, I’ll stop!” She apologized. “It’s Reid, isn’t it?”

You groaned, putting your face in your hands.

She gasped before whispering, “Oh God, don’t tell me it’s Derek’s!”

She continued to guess as you ignored her and drowned her out, your eyes focusing on him just across the room. He was laughing at something Rossi had said and you couldn’t help the guilt you felt flooding through your chest, knowing you were holding in information that would soon flip his entire world upside down.

The guests broke out into cheers and applause as JJ and Will concluded they’re dance, sharing a kiss before they parted. You kicked Emily in the shin as you noticed JJ walking towards your table, begging her to stop listening off names of men that could possibly be your baby daddy.

“Hello, my beautiful best friends and bridesmaids!” She gushed hugging you both from the back.

You smiled back up at her as she took a seat next to you and noticed Derek and Garcia making their way to your table next.

Grinning, Derek held out his hand to Emily and said, “Come on, Prentiss, I know you’re dying to move that thing out on the dance floor!”

She laughed grabbing his hand and letting him lead her to the crowd of dancing friends and family while Penelope took her seat.

“She better be having all the fun she can right now, pretty soon she’s gonna be all miserable and in pain with a baby inside of her, making life hell.” Penelope laughed, watching her two best friends make a fool of themselves dancing provocatively.

You nervously laughed, breaking off a piece of bread from the bowl infront of you.

JJ shook her head, “I can’t believe it, you guys! I mean, how dumb do you have to be to get pregnant?”

You snapped your head up at the bride, “Hey, you know, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear what they’re supposed to wear and one of those little guys just gets through!”

JJ met your eyes and furrowed her brows at your defensive tone. Before she could respond, Garcia asked, “How?”

“Ugh, I don’t know! Maybe they have tools!” You sighed, defeated.

“Listen, I talked to her, and she said she’s having this baby. She said she’s gonna raise it all on her own…” JJ shrugged, smoothing down her dress.

“Well… maybe that’s really brave of her…” you started to say, a wave of nausea hitting you for the third time that day.

“I just hope she realizes how hard it’s gonna be. How is she gonna handle this financially? How is she gonna juggle work? I mean, does she realize she’s not gonna have a date again for the next 18 years?” Penelope sighed, putting her chin in her hand, watching her poor knocked up friend on the dance floor.

At Penelope’s words, suddenly tears were threatening to spill and you felt JJ’s eyes on you. You knew it wouldn’t be easy of course, but the girls were making some valid points that had never even crossed your mind. Your thoughts were interrupted by the waiter behind you, “Champagne?”

“Oh yes, please!” Penelope cheered taking two and passing one to you. JJ had taken one and politely thanked the waiter as he left.

You let out a sigh of relief, desperately needing something to take the edge off as you brought the lovely beige liquid up to your lips and took a sip. You had then realized what you were doing and stopped in your tracks, eyes wide. Looking down slowly, you spit the contents back into your glass, hoping the girls didn’t notice.

“Oh, th-that’s actually how the French drink it…” you stammered as you looked up at the girls who’s eyes were about to pop out of their heads.

JJ raised her finger and pointed at you as Penelope draped her hand over her mouth.

“O-Oh my-“

Before she could get out the words, Emily waltzed back over to the table, “Well I sure hope this baby gets my dancing genes because let me tell you, this ass doesn’t quit!” She took a seat next to Penelope, completely oblivious to what was just realized.

JJ rolled her eyes before saying, “Oh, give it up! Y/N’s really the one who’s pregnant?!”

“What?!” Emily shouted, pretending to be in shock.

She was met with eyes of unamusement.

“Oh, why bother?” She sighed, giving up the act.

“Y/N/N, how do you feel?” Penelope asked, concern washing over her face.

“I don’t know… I don’t know how I feel. This is all happening so fast and I have to make all these decisions that I don’t want to make!” You whined, bringing the champagne to your lips again, quickly spitting it out as you remembered you were with child. “Oh, someone just take this away from me!”

JJ grabbed it from your hands and set it down as Emily came to a realization, “You know, maybe you’re not even pregnant! Theres false positives all the time!”

Penelope nodded in agreement, “Yeah! Are you sure you peed on the stick right?”

“How many ways are there to do that?”

“Just relax, okay? Don’t freak out until you’re 100% sure.” Penelope said, giving your hand a gentle squeeze.

“Yeah… you’re right. I’ll take another one when I get home.”

“What? Come on! You gotta take it now! It could be your wedding present to me!” JJ begged.

You nodded, agreeing that you would do it.

Penelope cheered, “Ooh! Yay, I’ll run out and go get you one!”

“Wait-“ JJ gasped, stopping Penelope in her tracks. “Who’s the father?!”

Emily rolled her eyes, “Oh, please. I’ve been trying all day. She won’t say.”

“It’s my wedding! Come on, you gotta tell me! That could be my present!”

“Hey, I just gave you peeing on a stick as your present!”

“How much longer?” You asked, pacing the bathroom floor.

“Thirty seconds.” Penelope replied, holding the little stick in her hands.

JJ barged through the door, “Did I miss it?”

Emily shook her head, as she tried to calm you down, rubbing small circles on your back. You were so scared, as if the responsibility of being a mother wasn’t enough, you still had to tell the father too.

JJ walked over to you, grabbing your hands. “Y/N/N, I want you to know that if it’s positive… we’re- we’re gonna-“ She couldn’t even finish her sentence, but she didn’t need to.

“I know…” You smiled, tears threatening to spill. You knew that no matter what the results were, you had your girls.

“It’s time.”

You dropped JJ’s hands and walked over to Garcia, who was handing you the test.

You held it in your hands as Garcia put a comforting hand on your shoulder. “I-I can’t look at it. Someone else look at it for me, please?”

Emily nodded understanding your apprehension and took it gently from you, also picking up the little instruction book to decipher what the lines meant. JJ and Garcia both waited in anticipation.

There was a pause.

“It’s negative.”

You turned, meeting her eyes. “What?”

“It’s negative.” She repeated.

“Oh…” You frowned, tears back at the surface. “Would you look at that?” You forced out a laugh. “That is, that’s great. That is really great, great news.” You stammered.

“You know cause the whole… not being ready and the financial aspects.” You continued. “Wow, this is just so the way this is supposed to be.” While your words may have sounded convincing, the look on your face gave it all away. You sighed as JJ walked over to you, “Well then, thats great…” she whispered, trying to read your emotions.

Tears had started to fall and Garcia went and grabbed tissues handing them to you at an alarmingly fast rate. “This is so stupid!” You choked out, dabbing at your eyes. “How could I be upset over something I never had?” As the words left your mouth, JJ wrapped you in a hug, Garcia quick to follow.

As you clung to them, you looked up once more and looked up at Emily who was still standing in the same spot. “God, it’s really negative?”

“No, it’s positive.” She smiled.

JJ and Penelope turned around and looked at her, their jaws dropped. You let out a gasp, your hand covering your mouth. “What?!”

“I-I lied… It’s positive.”

JJ turned to you in shock, wiping at the tears that had formed around her own eyes.

“Oh my God…” Garcia cried as Emily passed you the test to look for yourself.

“Now you know how you really feel about it!” Emily smiled.

“Oh, thats a risky little game!”

JJ’s smile was radiant as she stood beside you to also get a look at the little stick in your hand. “Are you really gonna do this?”

“Yeah…” You muttered, eyes still leaking with tears. “I’m gonna have a baby…”

“I’m gonna have a baby!” You cheered as you were met with three pairs of open arms. You all wept in happiness together before Garcia pulled back and asked, “With who?”

“It’s still not the time!”

The wedding had finally ended and the following day, you, Emily and Penelope were all sitting around in JJ and Will’s apartment, like usual.

As the conversation about the previous day had died down, you had decided to finally speak up.

“Guy’s, today I’m gonna tell the father of the baby.”

The girls cheered in excitement, not being able to wait any longer for the big reveal.

“It is so weird! I mean, you’re gonna tell this guy today and he has no idea what’s gonna happen!” JJ pointed out, taking a sip from the coffee mug in her hands.

“Yeah, you’re just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever!” Emily added.

“Yeah… I guess it is pretty big news…” you sighed, taking a seat next to JJ on the couch.

“Pretty big? It’s huge! God this guy doesn’t have a clue. He’s just walking down the street thinking, ‘I had sex with Y/N Y/L/N! I rock!’ Then bam!” Penelope clapped her hands. “Now he’s a father, everything’s different.

“Well it’s only gonna be different if he wants it to be. I mean, I’m not gonna ask him for anything…” You defended, anxiously running your hands through your hair.

“Well, he still has this huge decision to make. Now he’s walking around thinking, ‘Do I want to be a dad?’ and then, bam!” Penelope exclaimed clapping her hands again, never finishing her sentence.

“What was that bam?” JJ asked.

“I don’t know. H-he’s hit by a bus or something.”

Before you had time to process Penelope’s words, Morgan walked through the door, immediately sauntering over to the fridge.

“Hey, Derek, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you she was pregnant?” You asked, craving a guy’s perspective.

Slamming the fridge door he looked up at you wide eyed. “Who called here?!”

The girls rolled their eyes as his panicked expression only continued. “Did she sound blonde? Did she have an accent?! I gotta make a call-“ He began to run towards the door.

“Derek! Derek, it’s not you! You didn’t get anybody pregnant!” You called out to him, making him stop in his tracks.

He let out a sigh of relief, clutching his chest. “Why would you scare me like that?! What the hell’s going on?”

There was a long silence as Derek made his way over to the living room, raising a finger. “Is somebody pregnant?”

You scoffed, trying to play off your nervousness, before you turned to Emily, giving her those same desperate eyes from the night before.

“Oh, yeah! That’s me!” Emily laughed awkwardly.

“Oh my God! Em! You’re gonna have a baby?” He gasped, walking towards her.

“Yes, yes I am.” She said smiling as he walked up and pulled her into a hug.

Derek was so excited for her he almost forgot to ask the most important question. “Wait- who’s the father?”

“You don’t know him. It’s not important. He wants nothing to do with me or the baby.”

Derek’s jaw was on the floor. “Who is this guy?! Huh? Cause I will track him down and kick his ass!”

Emily was at a loss for words as Penelope spoke up, “I know she doesn’t want to say it… but his name is Kevin Lynch!”

That was all Derek had to hear as he angrily turned away and stormed out of the apartment, muttering the name ‘Kevin Lynch’ under his breath.

As the door slammed shut, all three of you turned your heads to Garcia.

“Pen, who’s Kevin Lynch?”

“Oh, some guy from work. He’s a little annoying.” She shrugged.

A couple of hours later, you found yourself sitting alone in O’Keefes, nursing a cup of tea with a racing mind. You had played the conversation from earlier in your head a million times, you were so scared to drop this bomb on him. You didn’t want to make him feel obligated to care for you and the baby.

While you freaked out, Emily, and Penelope stayed in the apartment trying to stop JJ from opening up all the wedding presents without Will.

Derek had quickly barged through the door. “Um, Emily…”

“Yeah, what is it?”

“Alright, sit down. I have something I wanna say!” Emily obliged and took the seat, not without clutching her stomach and giving her non existent baby a small pat. “It’s a scary world out there, especially for a single mother.”

JJ and Penelope listened intently, having no idea where this was going. “Now, I’ve always felt you and me have had this special connection, a special bond…” He had crouched down, getting on one knee, pulling a box from his back pocket. The girls gasped.

“Emily Prentiss… will you marry me?”

Emily was in awe looking between Derek and the ring.

“Oh my God!” JJ exclaimed, rolling her eyes.

“Derek, what about me? I thought we promised that if we both weren’t married within the next ten years, we were each others backup plan!” Garcia croaked.

“Derek-” JJ started walking towards the two but was cut off by Emily excitedly putting the ring on her finger. “Hell yeah I’ll marry you!”

“Em, you can’t marry him-“

“Hey, lady, your day’s over. It’s my turn!” She retorted, grinning down at the hand.

“Hey! Why can’t she marry me?”

Penelope stood up this time. “Because she’s not pregnant! It’s Y/N! Y/N’s pregnant!”

“Hey!” Emily whined.

“I think he would notice when you didn’t have a baby in nine months!”

“Oh please, it’s Derek!” Emily complained. There was really no arguing with that.

“Wait so if Y/N’s pregnant, who’s the father?” Derek asked in shock.

“That’s the thing, we don’t know.”

There was a silence before Derek was struck with realization. “You know… about a month ago, this guy spent the night with Y/N… now I didn’t see who it was, but…” and just like that he walked out.

“Was that story over?” Garcia asked as the trio followed him out to his apartment across the hall.

Derek emerged from his room holding a bright red sweater. The girl’s gasped as Penelope took it from Derek’s hands.

“Oh my God, I know who the father is!”

The next morning, you and Penelope began to walk to O’Keefes. Before you could open the door, she reached out to stop you.

“I have a surprise for you!”

“Pen… what is it?” You asked reluctantly.

“I called the father for you!” She said smiling.

“You what?! How did you even know-“ You stopped as she showed you the bright red sweater you had been pulling off just a month ago. You gasped.

“I believe this belongs to the father of your baby!” She gushed, holding it up.

“Oh, God… he’s in there right now?”

“Yep! You got this, Pretty Girl. Just go in there and rip the bandaid off!” And with that she pushed you inside and you were met with the eyes of your ex, Luke Alvez. Honestly you were surprised Penelope had even called him, she had genuinely never liked the guy.

“L-Luke?” You managed to choke out as you sat in the chair across from him.

Penelope followed you to the table, already rolling her eyes at the man in front of her. “Y/N has something to tell you.” She pulled the sweater from behind her back. “I believe this belongs to you.”

Luke gave a confused look as he began to pull down the zipper of his jacket. “Actually, no. This is my red sweater.”

You immediately put your head in your hands as Penelope’s jaw dropped.

“Oh no…” She stuttered. It was silent. “Can I get anyone a coffee… or a poison? No? Just for me? Oh, okay!” And with that she ran away, knowing she had messed up big time.

“So, what’s up, Y/N?” He asked, smiling at you.

“I’m sorry, Luke. But Pen made a mistake-“

“You know I’m actually glad she called. I’ve been meaning to reach out and see if maybe you’d be interested in getting drinks sometime soon. I really miss… us.” He confessed, grabbing your hand.

“This isn’t a great time…” you trailed off.

“Trust me, it is. I’m ready to be fully committed and mature this time around, Y/N.”

“Luke-“

“Come on, let’s give us another try.”

“Luke, I’m having a baby.” You gulped, him dropping your hand at the speed of light.

There was a long pause.

“You can go.” He didn’t even think twice before running out of O’Keefes at the speed of light.

You and Penelope walked back to JJ’s in silence. You weren’t mad at her, you knew she was only trying to help. You were more mad at yourself for not having the courage to just tell the actual father the truth.

You walked in the door, placing the red sweater and your bag on the kitchen table. Derek was the first person to speak up.

“How did Luke take it?”

“One, Luke isn’t the father!” You huffed. “And two, who told Derek?!”

You looked around at JJ and Emily’s guilty faces as Derek interjected. “Y/N… I am so happy for you.” He pulled you into a hug, being careful not to squeeze you too hard, and you couldn’t help but smile.

“Oh, wow, you didn’t even try to unhook my bra this time!” You exclaimed as he pulled back. He laughed before he got down on one knee in front of you. You looked behind you at the girls in shock as they rolled their eyes.

He shook his head and grabbed your hand. “Listen, it’s a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. I’ve always thought that you and I have this special bond, you know? So, Y/N Y/L/N…” He smiled softly up at you. “Will you marry me?”

“What?” you sputtered along with JJ and Emily and Garcia who let out an, “Again?!”

“Emily! Give me the ring back!” He whispered, never breaking eye contact with you.

“No!”

“Oh, Derek! You’re so sweet! But I’m not looking for a husband.” You sighed, ushering him to stand up.

He frowned and nodded, “It’s fine… I understand.”

You smiled softly as you gathered your belongings. “Now, if you will, excuse me I’m gonna go and lie down.” You left the room with a wave to the rest of the girls, promising to see them later. There was a lot on your mind and you just needed a second to breathe.

As the door closed, Emily walked up to Derek, shaking her head. “I can’t say that didn’t hurt.” JJ pinched the bridge of her nose, not believing this was still going on. “But I’ll take you back Derek Morgan.”

“Um, Em… About that-“ Saved by the bell, Spencer and Hotch walked in the room, greeting everybody with a wave.

Morgan jumped up, trying to distract Emily from the previous conversation, “Look everybody! Spencer’s here!” He chuckled nervously. Hotch rolled his eyes and raised his hands up, clearly offended by being ignored.

Spencer looked around confused before just deciding to ignore Morgan’s strange behavior that he was so used to.

“Anyway, you guys ready to go to that movie-“ He began to feel around his pockets, groaning as he realized he had forgotten something. “Hold that thought, I forgot my wallet.” He began to walk out but was immediately stopped short as he noticed something on the table.

“Hey! My sweater-“ He spoke, walking over to where it was laying, picking it up and examining it.

“I’ve been looking for this, for like, a month!” He laughed, before walking out.

JJ, Emily and Penelope all looked around, mouths dangling open.

“Oh my God!”

“No way!”

“It’s Reid!”

Morgan looked at the girls with a puzzled expression. They just started back at him waiting for the realization to come, which hit five seconds later.

“Oh my God!” He yelled, pointing to where Spencer had just left.

Hotch looked around confused.

“Did I miss something?”

#spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x you #spencer reid x y/n #spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid imagine #criminal minds #criminal minds friends au #criminal minds self insert #criminal minds fanfic #criminal minds au #mgg #mgg x reader

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pamgkrthwrites · 4 years

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Katsuki Bakugou x Reader Soulmate Headcannons

It’s 2210, I have school tomorrow, am in huge amount of pain, buT I CANNOT UNTHINK THESE. Bakugou became my comfort character and so I need this while writing Flame of Healing. LETS GO!

Personally, I don’t think reader would be a hero, but their line of work is still public eye(I’m thinking modelling).

Also we are going with the Soulmate Au where their name is on your dominant wrist.

Also also, like Flame of Healing, reader has a regenerational which can turn the users hair to a green fire.

Also also also, again, like in Foame of Healing, Reader’s mother is a pro hero named Phoenix.

You see him at the UA sports festival and see him as a mutt.

“I don’t care if he has the same name as my Soulmate Ma! They had to put a muzzle on him!”

Even if your mother and you disagree on him she still puts in a offer for him to intern with her. She isn’t surpised he didn’t choose her she not a top 10 hero and he did win.

When you grow up and become a model you became popular quickly and would often do QnA with fans on Instagram.

It was when you were 19 you started to really follow Ground Zero’s caree and became a fan.

So much of a fan you only agreed to do shoots in his merch.

His PR team snatched at this because, comeone, who is modeling for this dude?

They asked you to do a shoot in PJs, hoddies, sports wear, swim wear, and even underwear.

Course, Bokugou had to approve of your shoots and he would get butterflies whenever he saw you. He adored the images of you in Ground Zero underwear.

You were following him on his socials anyway and his Agency followed you and reposted your shoots but he started following you back.

He noticed your name was the same on his wrist but thought it could jus be a coincidence. That happens right.

Until you two were 20 and you modeling Agency asked if he wanted a shoot with you in a sportswear shoot.

He usually said no... but the idea of being close to you made his heart pound.

All his friends picked up in his little crush for you but didn’t understand why.

“Bro, your 21st is less then a year away! Once your soulmate sees you with her they might get jealous!”

He was slightly hoping you were his soulmate but he didn’t tell a soul that.

When he met you and the shooting range he was surpised.

You were shorter then he thought you were.

“H-hey, Ground Zero!” You smiles nervously. “I’m Y/N! Nice to meet you!”

God you were adorable.

He is surpised that they made you two cover your soulmate names but he found out from the makeup crew they started doing this to avoid people catfishing models with their soulmates name.

Which he gets so angry at the idea of.

Some guy pretends to be a models soulmate is a waste of space to him!

Hero agencies made Hero’s cover up their soulmates names to make sure they weren’t attacked but that was a recent thing.

Anyway the photo shoot-

You looked so F I N E.

He couldn’t help the butterflies he felt.

And neither could you.

You thought it was from meeting your favourite hero tho.

After the shoot he offers you his private Instagram and so you follow on your own priv.

That’s were he sees how much of a meme you really are.

Posts like “IMAGINE HAVING ED :,)”

Yeah, that was concerning.

His 21st rolls around and he doesn’t get his letter about his soulmate so he counts down when your 21st is.

Twitter was the funniest to tease him.

He started roasting heroes on twitter and you replied to your mother’s roast with “Lol imagine being related to a hero. Smh.”

He reblogs with “Imagine coseplaying as me for a job”

Bro his fans go wild

You reblog with “WHO TOLD HIM?! WHO SNITCHED?!”

Your fans find you two so cute.

He messages you on priv tho with “I would pay hella for a only fans”

“Only if my soulmate allows it Suki 😌”

He starts to doubt your his soulmate and thinks you already found them for some reason.

So when your 21st rolls around, your friends stay up to see the email, while Bakugou goes to bed at his bedtime.

He wakes up to the email and a bunch of drunken 1am texts from you.

“Can’t believe my main is my soulmate 🥰🥰🥰”

“Have I ever confessed you look hella in your hero suit? I would die to get tucked wi Th that”

11am sober you isn’t happy and hides in the apartment.

He tries calling you so many times before he decides to just post to Twitter.

“10000 Likes for me to go to my soulmates house RN”

You reply with “Bet”

He reaches his goal in 10 minutes.

10 minutes later your door bed rings.

FuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUCK!

You open the door so, SO tiny to see him.

“Oh um... Hi Suki?” You nervously smile.

He forces his way into your apartment and closes the door only to then kiss you so, SO passionately.

“I don’t have my hero costume but you wanna-“

“I AM A CHANGED SOBER WOMAN”

WAY later into the day he posts on Twitter “I banged her so hard she makes Easrerhead’s training look like a jog honestly.”

Aizawa replies with “Please do not compare my class to your love life No-Life Zero. Congratulate tho”

Bakugou laughs so loud he wakes you up and you reblog his tweet. “Bitch a lair. We watched Disney movies.”

He YANKS your phone after he sees your tweet.

“EXCUSE ME YOUNG LADY FOR PROPER AFTERCARE!”

But now your agencies have an issue to deal with.

You two openly thirst tweeting each other on the daily.

“Can’t imagine being as hot as Ground Zero. He can Ground me any day tho 😘”

Which he replies with “🙂Baby Girl if you don’t shut the fuck up I will ground you.😈”

your fans become shippers so fast.

The media is wild.

All his friends are confused as shit tho.

Denki posts “Imagine having a hot model as your soulmate”

Which you reblog with “AH OH STINKY😪”

Which leads to Denki calling Bolugou.

“BRO PLEASE SHE IS BULLYING ME.”

“Good go fuck yourself”

Am I done? Yes. It’s now 2250 and Imma head to bed. NIGHT!

#bnha #mha #bnha x reader #mha x reader #bokugo x reader #bokugou x reader #katsuki bokugo x reader #katsuki bakugou x reader #bakugo katsuki x reader #bakugou katsuki x reader #x reader #bakugo #bakugou #katsuki bakugo #katsuki bakugou #bakugo katsuki #bakugou katsuki #soulmate au #headcannons

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ificanthaveu · 2 years

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I posted 4,240 times in 2021

266 posts created (6%)

3974 posts reblogged (94%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 14.9 posts.

I added 1,911 tags in 2021

#hs - 639 posts

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Longest Tag: 106 characters

#me while working and staring at my couch knowing it’s a horrible idea to move there bc i won’t do anything

My Top Posts in 2021

Man that last episode of hsmtmts has me EMOTIONAL

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SHAWN CUT HIS HAIR WIFJWKEJWNDN WHAT

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tagged by my baby @korrarights RULES: Answer 30 questions and tag 20 blogs you are contractually obligated to know better (I don't even know 20 people IRL)

name/nickname: dani or d or dan

gender: Alexa play woman by harry styles

star sign: cancer

height: 5’5

time: 6:25 pm

birthday: July 10

favorite bands: 5sos, one direction (RIP), Jonas brothers, parachute, (does Julie and the phantoms count? I think they do)

favorite solo artists: taylor swift, harry styles, Shawn Mendes, niall horan, Madison beer (her new album tho!!!), Alessia cara, camila cabello, ed Sheeran, Jake Scott, jp saxe, niall horan,

song stuck in my head: selfish by Madison beer

last movie: daddy's home

last show: wandavision

when did i make this blog: longer than I can remember anymore, 2012 maybe?

what i post: anything I want but mostly harry styles, Taylor Swift, Shawn Menes and aesthetic quotes and texts and shit

last thing i googled: Groundhog Day (I couldn't remember which day it was ope)

other blogs: nope

do i get asks: sometimes

why i chose my url: bc if I can't have you slaps and deserves better and I never freaking get sick of it

following: 515

followers: 1659

average hours of sleep: 6 to 7

lucky number: 2 and 22

instruments: lol I WISH

what am i wearing rn: ripped mom jeans, green vneck sweater, alien socks

dream trip: (stealing Tiana's) Greece and also australia and England

favorite food: anything with peanut butter

nationality: american

favorite song: right now it's probably this is on you by Maisie Peters

last book read: I finished fool me twice like a week ago and now I'm reading we have always lived in the castle

top three fictional universes i’d like to live in: mcu, Julie and the phantoms and to all the boys (honorable mention to Bridgeton)

favorite color: blue but also red but also lavender

tagging: @swiftmendeshoran @honeybunchcalum @wondershawns @sbawnmendes @fallinallincurls @itrocksmysocks @adelaidestreets

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My business simulation is such a bitch to figure out

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OK SO I JUST WATCHED THE TRAILER FOR SEASON 2 AND DEREK HOUGH!!!!! Also ricky obviously plays beast and nini goes to the school and obviously eventually comes back

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Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #Wait I didn’t write at all this year 😭#That makes me so sad

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(lovely anon) i'm so happy to finally be answering this oh my goodness hi gorgeous human being i feel that it has been too long 🥲 SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED SINCE THE LAST TIME I'VE WRITTEN ONE OF THESE HOW HAVE YOU BEEN

to answer the things you have said most recently- i'm so mad that spring break is over bc now i have to go back to life??? like dancing and school and shit that feels so unnessacry 😭 and like i can't just do nothing anymore? i was so used to it and now...... ugh. i STILL haven't played sims (i think it's because ✨depression✨ be hitting sometimes) lol but MWAHAH IM SO HAPPY FOR YOUR NEIGHBOR!AU AND THAT THEY HAD LITTLE BABY LEO!! i feel the name thing.. i just come up with something that sounds nice? i think leo is a nice name, it makes me think about lea michele and the fact that her son's name is Ever Leo but anyway. i don't name my sims after what i want to name my children irl either... idk why though. (i don't know why i'm telling you this but for boy names i love Liam🥰 and if i had twin boys i think i would do Liam and Peter though i am not married to the name Peter.... anywho)

LMAOOO the therpaist coming made me laugh thank you :)) i hope it's helpful? this may be tmi but i've only really had negative thoughts recently and not many healthy outlets so i'm hoping crossing one thing off this sad list will make me feel better :') i think during spring break my anxiety and my depression really spiked? idk, it comes in episodes but yeah THIS GOT REALLY SAD

i think a lot of things when i read your posts but i never say them hahaha so imma say it now: i googled what bon appetit meant ( i also just had to google how to spell it ) but ur right, i feel like bone apple tea makes more sense than bone apple teeth.. the "th" is throwing me off bc how i say it bone appa (like app-a) teet (like you're saying tit but teet lol) so bone apple tea makes more sense to me lol

i never know really know the time difference for anything lmao but est to germany (that's not gmt is it?) is like 6 hours wOAH so it's like 9pm while it’s 3pm here? wowee

i feel mega weird after watching this show called hollywood (darren criss is in it, so is laura harrier and a bunch of other people) but i don't like it💀 i feel really icky rn and idk why but reading your last response to my ask (?) always makes me feel better :')

i am doing what you said btw, i'm typing this on my computer first then gonna transfer it to my phone's tumblr lol but when you said a digital detox, it's interesting cuz i feel like i've been having one since tom's new project was announced? gOD i don't wanna get into it bc i get so triggered but i've been off of instagram since then bc instagram stans literally stand by tom through whatever even when something ain't right- i’m just gonna leave it there bc i’ll continue the rant, but yeah so i took a break lol

also heard abt your driving lesson thing (?) was it that bad? i can't find the old post but someone asked if you hooked up with your lesson person and i was sOOO CONFUSED LMAOO LIKE OK ARIA GET SOME BUT UHH HUH?

now to address the actual response HAHA the way you touch my heart :') by :') bringing :') up :') halle :') being ariel :') (i honest to God don't remember if i brought this up first, forgive me if i did, it's been a minute lmao) i'm always talking about it and i'm pretty sure my family is so tired of me talking about it lmao, but YEAH when i found out they weren't twins i was so surprised but idk why i always thought they were twins? but YOU ARE SPEAKING MY LANGUAGE WITH THE DISNEY TALK- everyone is always like "tiana is my favorite princess" and yea she's strong and stuff but...... she was a frog. for almost the whole time. it's about time we got another one!! i do agree with some people on the fact that disney should just make another black princess but halle is adorable and i was ariel on stage so it's already really special to me :')

yeah lol there are good times with my brothers but they make me mad for a good portion of the time (there's the 12yo vincent and the 7yo daniel but vincent??? psshhh he is a piece of work and i'm not sure how much longer i can put up with him HAJAH AND YES VINCENT IS THE ONE WHO WAS 👁👄👁WHEN I CRIED AND THE ONE WHO DOESN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC- writing this now makes it sound like vincent is awful. which he isn't... we're working on him ig. not to add to the awfulness but no, he listens to obnoxious loud VIDEO GAME MUSIC and won't stop when we ask him to stop... he gets beat up a lot) anyway i imagine being an only child is really calming.. like you have time to yourself and its just you and your parents 😌

yeah let me know if you end up watching it (wandavision)! i think it's great but if you like it lmk!! tfatws is sooo good like PHEW i am honestly loving it. sidenote: j*hn w*lker makes me wanna jump through the screen and choke him to the ground. i was thinking right, and the falcon and the winter soldier (THATS SO MUCH EASIER FAJHKDAH) would techinally be like a 10 hour movie right? because every episode is an hour long and there'll be 10 episodes? like wow. i get what you mean though, abt the racism in the show etc, like looking forward to it but not like..... no i get what you mean i will not try and give another example lol but you make me wanna learn more languages like really badly (bc of what you said about the german to american translation) & if you end up watching hamilton PLEASE LMK ABT THAT TOO HAHAHA i love it so much, same thing with lion king lmaoo

speaking of germany, i was at lunch on saturday with my mom and her friend and we were talking about my schooling and like-- she planted this idea in my head lol like what if i just got my GED and went around the world (to england probably) to get a theatre experience??? and i think it sounds so cool but no where near practical lol, it's just..... the dream haha and i would then try and learn a language 😉

uh yes we absolutely should order basically a resturant meal at a cinema, how about burgers, chips (fries), and a large drink? any time next week works for me, should i pick you up?

also about cherry (which i still haven't watched yet lol) i got the timestamps from tumblr😌 i couldn't find them anywhere else, but i agree, i probably wouldn't even look twice at cherry if tom wasn't in it? like i liked tdatt a lot, but it's not a movie i would be itching to see ya know?

HAHAHAHA THE 24 HOUR NOTIFICATION- i think i have around 1030 hours on sims? but i've had it since 2019 lmao (reading the screenshots, yes u are 100% a genuis, i take screenshots too but on anon you can't upload them so i just read them and retype what i wrote lmao) i think the university experience in the game is fun, but time consuming and it's all work imo. idk why i do it so often tho 😭😭😭

and agreed!! when you're making good money in the game you have to find other ways to make it interesting. my cousins who play it just continously do "motherlode" and i'm like.... then what do you do in your game?? it just sounds boring to me... my current sims household, i had a famous comedian sim, her name was dylan, aND SORRY IM LAUGHING SO HARD WHILE WRITING THIS BC ITS A GREAT EXAMPLE OF THE UNI THING UNLESS IM JUST DUMB, she went to college for communications when i wanted her to be a comedian and when she graduated i realized that degree did nothing for the career 🥲 so yeah, i think i'm just dumb. but she had a kid in college, guy didn't stick around and she was pretty broke HA but then she got married to this (great) guy named steve, made good bank, had 5 more kids (two sets of twins and one more lol) but then she passed. uhm... yeah that's still an open wound . lol i'm kidding, but when you get rich like that, you have to find a way to make the game interesting and i chose a million kids.

(this was one giant paragraph until i broke it up uhh yeah) i seriously don't pay attention to the sims prices and just end up spending way too much money and not being able to finish the rest of the house😭 but then again, i'm so used to having sims live in apartments... if i end up building a house FIRST OF ALL it'll look like what you explained before lmao but i'll tell you if i actually end up building a house HAHA & planning out your sims game is so fun to me lol, did enisa and michael take in his daughter yet? i may be thinking too far ahead lol and i love that they fucked woohooed (i say woo woo lol) in celebration HAHA but when i was playing with this one couple i had them woo woo every night hoping the dude would have horrible pull out game and they would concieve, but one night they were too tired and i was like why? get back in there man. if i was in college and lived with my partner we would be fucking every night homie. be grateful. i have been talking a lot about sims, and like you said: enough 💀 i just love this game a lot 😭😭

SORRY LAST THING i think the sims romantic and sexual stuff is so nice bc its what i want?? LMAO IDK like the whole hot tub thing you're talking about- puh lease ITS JUST NICE TO SEE OKAY

i'm reading the german section over again and i said aloud "my german friend is so cool" lol (i was saying that to my brothers & i know they don't care LMAO) (& i'm glad the uni zoom call went well!!) so on a form, in german, it could possibily say Einführungsveranstaltungsteilnehmer because you would be a participant to an introductory event? i swear german sounds so cool 😌 but i love reading your german lessons!! it's really interesting, most of the time my brain can't comprehend it tho?? like that word makes sense to you, but i need a translation. like to be able to look at that and know what it says.... its just appealing and seems so cool lol i kinda wanna write something out in german but i feel that google translate will fail me. während googeln "google übersetzen" mein Computer war so verdammt langsam und es fühlte sich einfach wie etwas Gutes auf Deutsch zu sagen. ich bin nicht sicher, welches Wort ist "fucking", aber ich mag es lmao (did it fail me like i thought it would??)

LMAOOO THANK YOU FOR BRINGING UP JUSTIN BC WHILE AT THE RESTURANT THEY PLAYED A JUSTIN SONG AND I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF YOU AND THIS STORY😭 lol i was thinking it's depending on your age but not even that either... i really don't know.... but tom's fans are hollanders💀 i would consider myself one? he's the only person i'm really into like that (like a lot lol) so idk lmao (directioners 💔💔the pain is real)

LMAOOO (both of these paragraphs started off with “lmaooo” smh) "i like my men when they look like they are on the brink of death" PLEASE, i don't like pete's blonde hair... i just don't. i'm not sure if i wasn't watching the most recent snls but yea. my mom thinks he looks like trash, but i think he's okay? like he said staten island people just look like trash LMAO and I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN KING OF STATEN ISLAND GIRL I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT!! now i'm gonna make plans to watch it lmao, & yes agreed i find pete hot, don't ask why i really couldn't explain it to someone he's just .

my favorite songs from rex are from pony oh my goodness 🥺 anywho i'm gonna go eat cereal (i ended up eating bun and cheese instead) and listen to the Stormzy songs you recommended... aria. aria aria aria. i would like to thank you for introducing me to stormzy i- i don't have any words or any emojis to express HOW GOOD STORMZY IS. i hope he's popular in germany/the uk because i haven't heard of him but GURLLLL

one second - delicious i love it. it's really good. it’s not my favorite from the album, but its great.

superheroes - at first i played the non-explicit one (on accident) and wondered why the words weren't playing but i was reading them in the lyrics??? THIS ONE THOUGH??? IS THE BEST SONG I THINK I'VE EVER HEARD. i am so SO SO into black people empowering songs (like brown skin girl by beyonce) and this song???? PHEW I CRYYYYY ITS SO GOOD.... i was gonna quote some lyrics BUT THERS TOO MANY I LOVE, "i am young, black, beautiful, and brave" "black queen, you're immaculate, it's coming at the world, they ain't ready for your magic yet, and that was never your fault" THAT WAS NEVER YOUR FAULT- I ALMOST CRIED THIS SONG IS SO BEAUTIFUL (i played it twice lol)

lessons is another beautiful one, like its slow and it feels intimate and nurturing and just OO chefs kiss, beautiful . like you can feel the apology and the regret... it’s so good

own it - OWN IT OWN IT OWN IT IS AMAZING!! swear you would catch me dancing to this song, this song is so fucking good i cannot comprehend like this one might be my favorite for real... "it's the way you wind up your waist, i'm so in awe, you never have to worry abt nothing, you know its yours, you know you own it" 🥲 i played it two or three times honestly

rachael's little brother - YES I DID LISTEN TO IT LMAO AND YES I LIKE IT, its a very complex song and it's very layered in terms of emotions i think and i really like that about it. i probably won't listen to it that often, but its really good. i would recommend this song to my "older brother" bc he would just absolutely love this

shut up - i was taking this song seriously (also very good) until i heard him say shu-T up LMAO, this one is good, i probably wouldn't listen to it 24/7 like rachael's little brother but honestly its still fire

before listening to blinded by your grace and vossi bop, i know you brought up the religion bit, i definitely don't mind that, especially because i'm Christian lol and i actually liked that he brought up God in some of his songs like idk i just like it🥰🥰

(i then went to bed after that lol but first thing in the morning i listened to superheroes and... that song is probably my favorite tbh, i was gonna write MORE quotes that i loved from it but, yeah no there's too many. if you want i'll tell you lmao but this is already so long i would just be quoting the whole friggin song)

VOSSI BOP IS A BOP (lol) I CANT EVEN LIE, i love a song that hypes up a dude's girl so the line- i love that my phone decided to fail to load the lyrics, lemme google it, okay the lyric "looking at my girl like what a goddess" i was like AYEEE its honestly just really good. and no one in america says "sauce" like "i've got the sauce" but now i do (thanks to love island and Nas from last season) and now stormzy so (also im gonna watch the music video for superheroes bc it looks great so 😛)

(because this is already so long i feel like i shouldn't finish the rest but . no i'm gonna do it)

now for blinded by your grace pt2 idk why i’m nervous lmaoo PAUSE I'M NOT EVEN DONE WITH THE SONG GIRL THIS SONG IS *chefs kiss* no words, speechless PHEW y'all gon make me start jumping around. why did i not know about stormzy before, he is amazing i- ok yeah i finished the song, all i have to say is that Stormzy is immaclucate. period. i am literally sending his music to all my friends he is..... amazing

you want my song recommendations 🥺🥺 hmm uh okay lol i listen to a lot of old music, whitney houston, marvin gaye, queen, celine dion, i love "more than words" by extreme uhmm okay, but for actual music i listen to on the daily? (this is a lot of different music like.... they do not go together lmao so be prepared) a song about being sad by rex orange county, betty by taylor swift and lover by taylor swift and... most of that album lol, treasure by bruno mars lmao, OOOO and versace on the floor by bruno as well, lazybaby by dove cameron, creep by tlc has been on repeat lol, deja vu by olivia rodrigo (i saw what you said about drivers license and AGREED LMAO but i like deja vu a lot more haha) and two albums that i listen to in general, rare by selena gomez and ungodly hour by chloe x halle 🥰 you don't have to listen to all of them or any of them lol but that's a sense of what i'm into :) so basically everything haha, i'm into literally every single kind of music really so i wasn't too surprised that i enjoyed stormzy :’)

HAHASBSJHAHA your h20 story cracked me up,, like "wow these actors are so dedicated, learning german just for us" 😭 the beauty of overdubbing

once again, math and maths, in my mind maths makes sense because its mathmatics, but saying maths doesn't feel right to me lol, like if i said maths i feel like everyone would look at me like ??? and yea i was taught it as math so its just more natural for me. but yes math/maths is disgusting, easily one of my least favorite subjects so .

mkay. i- the first time i read this i could not contain my laughter when you said the only pollen you know is sex pollen LMAOKOOSHBABJFAJF STOPPP I'M EVEN LAUGHING WRITING THIS,, anyway. wow! that's interesting, my dad (<<< mostly anything else) gets migraines from the sun and the heat and stuff, yesterday (sunday, i was outside for like hours watching my brothers play football, the american kind lol) i was in the sun for like ever and i got a headache😔

summer clothes🥲 i need to go shopping fr fr. for my birthday my mom and dad got me a giftcard like dedicated to a shopping spree and we've yet to go so..... i should bring it up to my mom lol, but!! i went bra shopping (ended up returning literally all of them cuz they honestly didn't work for day to day work? its a long story) and if i could i would walk around in this new "summer bra" i got, i would. it's so fricking cute and its really light fabric (which isn't perfect for my nipples but still) so i don't get hot in it, but that bra and some shorts would be perfect. its the closest thing to being naked so

IS THE BIRD STILL BOTHERING U ARIA, TELL ME NOW ISTG, i laughed really hard that the bird isn't stupid and is really trying to torture you LMAOO like i was rolling, it wants you to suffer, badly

when you said "mensus" it was still close to mens!!! latin speaking queen 😌😌

okay STORYTIME i was reading back your response and started (fake) crying bc i love you lol and my youngest brother (daniel) gon say "oh man, catherine's crying about something we don't care about, again" I--- i swear when i tell you about them they sound awful, but they aren't that bad, just the stuff i say about them is sounds really mean LMAO

but the thing you said about being kind, same, what i always say is: don't be the person that makes people say "i hate people" ya know? like there's no reason to be a jerk or anything.... but its true 🥺🥺🥺🥺 you are really kind and every time i talk to you i would like to personally fly to germany and give you a hug 💖💕💞💗💓💝💖💘

& i'm gonna show my stretch marks some love bc of you 🥺😭 i really hate how men have basically everyone conditioned that you can't love your own body </3 fuck them, y'all beautiful :')

also thanks for what you said :')) you literally are the kindest, sweetest person i think i've ever spoken to and i love you 🥰🥺🥲💓💗

READING YOUR TAGS HAHAHHAHA the spelling errors makes everything so much funnier. once again, i like your german lessons & yea!! i'm gonna play sims after writing this hahah

#catherine's tags are back #i don't think i've told you my name before?? #anyway it's catherine🥰🥰🥰 #i'm typing this on my computer (without emojis) and if i didn't edit this you would be reading shit shite like #heartface and pout and cry LMAO #yeah abt the tattoos #some stuff with my parents i'm like deal with it??? lol #my mom tells me "if there's something you enjoy or you like but i don't have the same opinion on it... why would my (my mom's) opinion matter? #and i love that #like i'm not gonna go and do whatever i want #but if my mom doesn't like that i swear (which isn't true just an example) #its like okay.... #but whatever #and your tattoo ideas sound really cute!! #and yeah @ your parents, i mean you aren't getting something wild #and the tattoo album>>> #i'm gonna look up ariana's butterfly tattoos just so i know what you mean lol #but i'm guessing you don't want something so incredibily simple, but not super like over the top? #correct me if i'm wrong lol #LMAO the tags were in order don't worry ! #and yeah lol ily2 <33 #and once again, again, sorry for this post JSHJS ITS A MESS AND LONG AS HELL #and you don't need to go in order of my post its literally longer than your german compound words #u're fine #also !!! while writing this the birds were chirping outside and i was like 😳 #and one of your fics (i’ve read all of them, i don’t remember lol) that valentine’s day one where y/n had lingerie on (the pancake one lol) #inspired me to buy lingerie #like when i look back on me “growing up” #that fic & basically you lol really helped with that #that made no sense and i don’t know how to make it make sense... but... yeah. like ily

hiiiiiiiiiii <3333

Dear catherine, 😌

(you have said your name before, but it wasn‘t like an introduction or anything i think you were talking about .... was it possibly the incident at the cinema??? And you said something like ‘calm down catherine‘ like you were telling yourself to calm down idkd dkdkkdkd anyway i didn‘t mention it cause i wasn‘t sure if it was an accident or not dkdjd but now i know 😌❤️ Catherine is such a cute and lovely name btw omg and so are your brothers‘s names 🥰

Sorry that I‘m answering this so late, it‘s been an emotional rollercoaster for me since last week but i‘ll get to that in a second lol

Sksklssk girl i haven‘t played sims in like 2 weeks now ekejdkdlldld ok that‘s not that long at all actually but i keep wanting to play but then i end up not playing for whatever reason, so no news about my sims game 😔 but i love the names Liam and Peter and for twins!!! That sounds really nice actually

okay i‘m trying to answer your ask in chronological answer even though i wanted to wait for the depressing stuff and write it at the end or something OKAY so. i thought that i‘d feel so good when i start uni and that i‘ll like... have a purpose in life again and just be happy (cause in the last year i didn‘t do much and i was depressed like half of the time lol).... anyway i kind of feel even worse now? 😭 i think it‘s because in my brain it‘s like: university!!! that means your life will change and it‘ll all be so exciting. and don‘t get me wrong it is exciting butttt..... idk the online thing is so weird cause you‘re not meeting any new people (i‘m introverted anyway but still lol) and it doesn‘t feel like you‘re listening to/talking to actual people cause it feels the same as just watching a video?

also i thought i‘d be busy again but i only have one lecture (90mins) a day and theres one day where i dont have any lectures at all and just one day where i have 3 hours but.... idk i mean i shouldn‘t complain about having so much free time but i just don‘t know what to do all day and in a pandemic there really is nothing to do but i also can‘t relax bc it‘s like during the week and i know i have uni the next day and .... yeah.

There‘s also this one assignment i had to do that took me AT LEAST SIX HOURS AND IM NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING????? so that was the only thing i‘ve been doing besides “going to“ lectures. for this one course we have to read two (really really long) texts (like it literally took me 3 hours to read them) and we‘re supposed to post it on this website that all the professors in our uni use. So after 5 days of anxiety (✌🏼) i posted mine this morning bc last night i realised that i didn‘t even know why i was having anxiety so i just posted mine today. The deadline is tomorrow at 12 and no one except me has posted theirs yet........ so i have anxiety again 🥰 cause idk if i‘m the only one who did it or if i even did it correctly

Edit while i‘m rereading this: my anxiety about uni is a lot better and i‘m not as d*pressed anymore maybe it was just hormones? idk but i‘m better so that‘s good

(I started writing this like 5 hours ago and then i randomly completely forgot lol)

I‘m in a better mood now though so let‘s move on from that (oh wait also, i think i‘m gonna see if i can find a psychiatrist bc with my anxiety symptoms (long story) i need to go to a psychiatrist, and so far i‘ve only gone to like psycholgists and it didn‘t help but i think that‘s just bc i was meant to go to a psychiatrist and not a psychologist so dldjdjsj

n e ways but yes you‘re not alone, ily, things will get better and yes i love you (i‘m not good at this type of thing🥲 but i‘d hug you right now if i could <3)

Yess i think the time difference between est and me is 6hours but gmt is uk time i believe? i think mine is called.... cet? For central european time? I could be completely wrong though lmao

Oof i completely forgot about hollywood, i remember when laura kept posting about it on instagram but i never actually watched it and i definitely won‘t now lmaodkdksjsn

Okay my driving lesson LEBDJDKDK I DID NOT HOOK UP WITH ANYONE AKSJSKSMMLM especially not my 40 or 50 year old driving instructor lol i like her but NOT LIKE THAT, the lesson was really really really good actually and i think i‘ll have my driving test soon, but i don‘t even remember why the anon would have thought that??? Oh wait now i remember okay KEKSKDLDL so during the lesson my instructor was like do you mind if i turn on some music? AND THIS WOMAN TURNED ON ONE DIRECTION I LOVE HER so i made a post about it and i said something about the song up all night and i guess i phrased it in a .... idk in a dumb way 💀 so the anon made a joke that i stayed up with my driving instructor all night and NO. No.

Wait did i read that right? YOU WERE ARIEL ON STAGE? SIALDBDJDKSLMSBDKDMDMDKDJSLSMDJFJJEDMBFEKLEFBJDLDVSIDLESKSKWKDKDJDOWNYUEKWNDUWLNSUFLWVSUDLEHDOENSIDBEISBEHENJELBSIEMWUDNRIW KB WOBE JO ON SBEUU HIII S HWS LV W ICH US KB okay this keyboard smash is getting out of hand but uh please do elaborate on that 💘😌???? Like you can‘t just drop that information and not say more??? I forgot if you‘re in like your school‘s drama group (is that a thing? lol idk anything about acting) or in an independent group? Either way - ARIEL that is so fucking cool

Your brothers loooooool, no i get it though obviously you love them and stuff but esp at their age children are so annoying so good luck with them 😭😭😭lmao

Yeah “anyway i imagine being an only child is really calming.. like you have time to yourself and its just you and your parents 😌“ yeah just me and my parents who constantly fight 🥰 lmao no i like being an only child, like i cannot imagine having siblings but i feel like if i had siblings i would be saying that i can‘t imagine being an only child so? but i do think it‘s quite different like i‘m trying to imagine having siblings and WHAT that‘s just so different omg i‘ve never really thought about it like properly ???

I saw a tik tok the other day that was like “sometimes i forget that my siblings have a life of their own. like i see them as side characters in my life“ and even though i can‘t relate obviously i felt that. lol, like i can really imagine how it feels idk what i‘m talking about like shut the fuck up, daria

(also my actual name is daria not aria but i dont like it, and also i wanted to be more anonymous on tumblr so now i‘m aria lmao. pls don‘t mention it though cause no one knows except for you and mel (peterbenjiparker) dkdkdkdnkdnd. but i‘m starting to identify with the name cause everyone keeps calling me that looool😭😭😭 (but i like the name, more than daria anyway? well it also depends on the accent, cause the way germans say daria is okay. the was Americans say it is also okay, but some of my family in England are from the north of england and i don‘t like how they say my name 💀 no offence to them(?) but yeah pls don‘t mention the name in your ask cause the chance of people seeing it is higher then (or if you want to say something about it just send a separate ask and i just won‘t post it (IDK what you‘d want to say about my name but yeah just in case slsldlldmsndnsns)

I‘m loving falcon and winter soldier so much but when i was watching an episode the week before last week (?) my laptop broke😭😭😭😭 during the scene where the dora milaje came at the end my laptop just shut down? And it had these lines all over the screen and i had to bring it to the shop where i bought it and they said it‘ll take 6-8 weeks to repair 💔💔💔 but at least it‘ll be for free, cause if i brought it back to apple it would cost like 400€ (i think that‘s nearly 500$) so yeah. but it sucks cause now i‘m “going to uni“ on a really old rusty laptop and on my phone which kinda sucks. oh yeah and also i can‘t watch anything on there 😭 i definitely want to watch wandavision but it‘ll have to wait🤧

Yessss you should def get your GED! I googled and I‘m still not entirely sure what it is dldks but from how you described it- YES!!!!!!

Idk if you know this? Like no idea if I‘ve told you this already (hmmm wait i feel like we talked about it actually?) anyway i was originally gonna go study in England, but for loads of reasons I ended up staying in Germany and I‘m def happy with my decision, but I definitely want to go to England sometime even if it‘s just for six months or maybe for my masters or something? And (obviously everyone is different) but i think everyone should go abroad and live in a different country once in their life, no matter if it‘s for school or what, and even if it‘s just for a few weeks. But i think that‘s something that you‘d never ever forget! And combining that with your acting/theatre??? You really would be living the dream 💘💘😌

how about burgers, chips (fries), and a large drink? any time next week works for me, should i pick you up?— sounds good see you soon 🥰🥰🥰

i used to be one of the people who‘d just do motherlode motherlode motherlode and just... what did i do? Why did i do that??? But not anymore lol. Like I said i haven‘t played sims in a few weeks but i‘ve been watching a few legacy challenge let‘s plays and usually i play with the aging off. So my sims just don‘t age 💀 but i could (should) turn aging on so that it stays exciting and i have limited time and everything. and once i get bored with my current sims i can just make them have kids and continue playing as their children when they get older- like recently i remembered that i haven‘t played the acting career in ages? and i haven‘t had a shop in ages? and i think you can even become a vet right??? like those are definitely some things i want to do in the next weeks!!! Also yes sksksjs i have a few hundred hours on sims as well (if not thousands 😭) it was just that one household that i‘d been playing with for 24hrs

AND GIRL SSKSKJD THE UNIVERSITY THING HAPPENED TO ME TOO, it was a while ago so i don‘t remember what degree and what job it was about but i made my sim study something for aaaaaages so she‘d get a better job from the beginning (you know what i mean like get in at a higher level)...... and i apparently studied the wrong thing cause i didn‘t get any benefits from studying and still had to start at level 1 and shit 🥴🥲

Oh also (this was like 2 weeks ago) Enisa and Michael did take in Michael‘s daughter and i think Enisa currently even has a higher/better relationship with the daughter than Michael but um💀💀💀 also i was hoping (since michael and enisa married (in their back yard i think lol) that the daughter (i forget what her name is😭) would have enisa as her step mom? Like you know how you can see the relationship and it says daughter or son or sister.. and i was hoping that it would say step mom but it doesn‘t say anything 🥲 but in my mind (and if the sims had proper family relations) she is her step mom😌 also Leo is a teenager now???? I mean I aged him up lol dkdk he was being too annoying as a toddler but i don‘t like children so i aged him up twice in one day and now he‘s a teen, but that means he can look after his half sister when she becomes a toddler which is good (the game recognises them as siblings tho even if they‘re just half siblings? why can‘t they have step family members in the sims🥲) okay i‘ve annoyed you enough with sims ✋🏼

I‘ve been a bit sick these past few days and now i‘m getting a headache so i have to finish this response tomorrow 😭😭😭 </3

It‘s not tomorrow, it‘s 3 hours later but i‘m better lol

oooff when sims are ungrateful and won‘t woo woo (lol i like that) cause they‘re too tired like?? Be grateful that you‘re not living with your parents anymore 🙄 no okay dkdkdkdl idk if you play with mods (i don‘t) but i know there is a mod (or it‘s part of a mod idk maybe wicked whims?) where you can adjust the percentage of how risky a normal woo woo is, like you still click woo woo (3dksksks okay i‘ll say woohoo again— wait is that what’s it called? 😭) but there‘s like a 25% chance that your sim can still get pregnant just like in real life there‘s always a chance of getting pregnant even if you‘re using protection (just not 25% lmao) but yeah i personally don‘t play with mods sksk and you can always just click try for baby but it would be cool if you could add stuff like risky woohoo to the game without mods (i have no idea how to download mods and i play sims on a really really old laptop and sims is literally tje only thing that works on it anyway so—) i repeat my words from earlier: okay i‘ve annoyed you enough with sims ✋🏼

okay i‘m so sorry i‘m gonna watch fast & furious 1 now cause i need to watch f&f 1-5 until the 30th of april cause they‘re only on netflix til then (i mean i could watch them somewhere else but the quality is never as good) so i will finish this tomorrow after all😭

it is now 1 am, i finished the film, can feel a new obsession coming up again (i always have these f&f obsessions for six months before and after a new film comes out)

THE GOOGLE TRANSLATE wkekdjdj tbh it sounds like someone is speaking with some kind of foreign accent i guess that‘s probably because it just is a direct translation and so anyway slsjsj i don‘t know if you asked me what the word fucking is in german? like idk cause the translation is a bit weird but in case you asked lol sidjsjs theres not really a good translation like we just say fuck for fuck lmao, i don‘t know if you typed in fucking in google translate and it came out as verdammt? cause that means damn (or damned sksjjs) ummm yeah idek if/what you asked so imma move on🤧

I‘m not gonna comment on what you said about every stormzy song cause you already said all the important things but SKSKSJSJSKNSNDBDUDOENWBSLSKKHSULSLSKSBSJSKSK I WAS SMILING SO HARD WHEN I READ YOUR RESPONSE FOR THE FIRST TIME BECAUSE AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH finally i know someone who loves him as much as i do 💘💘💘 also since you brought it up, i‘m pretty sure he‘s considered the most successful UK rapper or if not then at least top 3 so he‘s defffffffffinitely big in the uk, in germany more and more people are listening to uk rap too but not as much stormzy cause theyre dumb apparently 🙄 but anywY i‘m sooooo sooo happy that you like him. i think hith came out end of 2019 (i could be wrong but i think it came out on the 13th of december so (in a european way) you‘d write the date: 13.12 and obviously i don‘t KNOW this but i can definitely imagine that he chose that date because ACAB and yes, Michael. Yes. But he hasn‘t made too much music since then so i hope he‘s working on some new stuff 🤞🏼

Also i ordered the stormzy poster😌 also a nicki minaj one bc i decided i‘m gonna have one wall with red-ish posters (i already have two kinda red ones) and one with blue/green-ish posters (already have two) and i can add stormzy to the blue one and nicki to the red one, but i think that‘s it cause if my walls are tooo full it could look cluttered? I‘m not sure how that type of thing works lmao but my room is generally untidy so i don‘t want the walls to look unorganised too so i think that‘s it for now

I really want to finish this now but my brain is getting kinda slow and i need to sleep soon so this will have to wait till later after all 🥺🥴 (not that it makes and difference to you bc you‘ll see this whenever i post it buttttt i wanted you to know that i want to talk to you again but with my slow brain i‘m just taking too long to do it in one day😭😭😭 and i‘m so busy tomorrow hmm but i‘m sure i‘ll have 30 minutes to finish this then <3)

Okay wait I‘m so dumb I didn‘t realise I‘d nearly answered everything i could have posted this yesterday 😭😭

Oooohh that summer bra sounds so nice like if i was confident enough i literally would just wear a top that resembles a bra (or really is a bra lol) cause my tiddies always be looking amazing i‘m just insecure about my stomach sometimes 🙄🙄🙄 but recently i‘ve been loving myself more and more tbh 😌

also i hope you can go shopping for some nice clothes soon ✨😌

I‘ll be honest I haven‘t listened to your song recs YET but only because i wanna take my time with them and i‘ve been so busy and slso AJ tracey‘s album came out last week and I haven‘t listened to that one yet either so ekdkdj (he‘s also a uk rapper like quite popular and successful as well, but i feel like i‘m not gonna like his album cause whenever i‘m looking forward to an album it ends up being really bad and the albums where you weren‘t expecting it turn out to be bangers.... so yeah but i‘ll let you know when i listen to your songs!!!! :)

Omg i keep having to scroll up all the way to see the next thing you said so sorry if I completely miss some of the things you said😭😭

So when you sent this the bird was still bothering me oh my FUCK DKDLDMMDMDMD but now i‘ve been going to bed at like 1-2am so the bird is probably still asleep lool

Okay and for the rest of your ask my response is: 💘💖❣️💚❣️💛❣️💛💕💞❤️💓💟💞💕💕💖💘💝💟💟🧡❤️🧡💞💛💚💓💚💚💚❣️🧡💖💘🧡💝🧡💕💘🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺🥰🥺🥺💘💘💘💘💘 (okay that looked cuter in my head i don‘t really like the green hearts dldkkdksndnd)

#lovely anon #<3333333333333 #‚‘it‘s literally longer than your german compound words‘ LMAODKDMSLDKSLKS #ignore the comma at the beginning of the last tag????#aww wait i just read what you said at the end of your tags🥺🥺💘💘💘#love youuuu #ooooof i‘m reading my response and do i not know what a period is? like period as in. full stop.#my sentences are literally paragraphs and i use keyboard smashes to separate sentences from each other like what‘s wrong with me???#or ‚lol‘ snd ‚lmao‘#imma need me to do better (did you listen to heavy is the head as a whole? like the whole album? the song do better is stuck in my head toda #today so)#i‘ll try to write normal length sentenced in the future💀#sentencessss*

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hey zira, what are your hot takes on all of the fo4 companions?

Haha, I don’t know how hot they are, but I can give you a speed run! (Also I am very excited to get this. FO4 was the first open world game I ever played and just the concept of that and the hugeness of the world and branching story & sudden feeling changes towards me in companion characters totally blew my mind, & it still lives rent free in my heart).

Ada, Old Longfellow, and Strong I /still/ haven’t maxed despite having too many hundred hours to want to list on this game—the former bc they were DLC, Strong because honest to god I left him at a nice settlement and then completely forgot about him and remembering that I am the energy in this Ryan O’Flanagan video but abt leaving my super mutant in a tiny settlement alone. I will get there! To max affinity I mean. But anyway, I don’t truly know those three, so my takes are incomplete. So far though, I really like Ada. She is a good girl just trying her best. Fucks me up I can tell her to self destruct. Even though I feel sure she would ignore me, I cannot imagine ever saying that to her. It was really sweet she was willing to forgive the Mechanist and move on with her life. A good girl. Longfellow I am maxing rn (was last time I played anyhow). I enjoy him. Gruff grumpy old man but he seems quite decent and I like his idle banter and when he sings to himself a lot. Seems like he’s had it rough. Strong I liked. He’s wild, and I loved how insane meeting him was, and am worried about him eventually understanding poetry and how that might mess up his sense of world understanding. But he’s a chill dude in his own way and I am glad they gave us at least one nice super mutant.

For the companions I actually do know like the back of my hand, the speedrun:

Nick Valentine: Best man on earth. One of two fictional characters I ever called husband. I would die kill or live for him. I want to be 1/4th the man Nick Valentine is. One of the best characters ever period and I adore literally everything about him. It fucked me up early in game where right after he offered to basically risk destroying his mind to help a stranger look for her son, he asked me how I was doing. First character in the entire game to do that. His first companion dialogue is abt how you’re doing TuT. The man is very kind and forgiving and fair, but knows when the draw the line and take no shit. Emotionally mature, kind, caring, longsuffering. Incredibly damaged and broken by life, but holding on and living kindly and to help others anyway. One of the four most marryablen fictional men I’ve ever seen.

Preston Garvey: Brave, kind, sweet man. I would defend him with my life. He really just wants so bad to make the world better and life has been so hard, but he’s still trying. A beautiful and underrated companion and I would throw hands for him on sight. I adore how he whistles. A true and gentle and loyal friend. Take him to Quincy and let him get his justice it’s what he deserves. People who hate him because he tries to get help helping civilians in that game are weak. I love him so much... please give him enough time to reach max affinity he’s so worth it.

Deacon: *To the tune of You Are My Dad* You are my friiiiend! You’re my friend! (Boogie woogie woogie). Initially, he pissed me off bc he lies all the god damn time, but after we got close enough he actually trusted me, he stole my heart and I would also die for Deacon. He’s a really good person who thinks he’s shit because of who he was on his past. Also him 🤝 Preston: massive survivor’s guilt. They should be friends. Poor Deacon has been the last member of the Railroad like four times, and it’s awful. Help him. Give him love and support. He’s one of my all time faves. Also, Railroad hands down best faction and if you kill them for any reason other than like a walkthrough route video and I ever get the chance I would 100% clock you in the face as hard as I can, like going for losing teeth, and feel no guilt. I know it’s a game and that’s wrong, and I’d be wrong, but I’d still do it. Also, Ryan Alosio (his VA) saw me do cosplay for Deacon once and told me it was great and it filled me with even more love. Anyway Deacon is great. Also, his whole “There are other organisations out there. And, in time, I'm sure they're going to spoon-feed you their own patented form of bullshit. Ignore the verbage and look at what they're doing. What they're asking you to do. What sort of world they'd have you build and how they're going to pay for it.” Is one of the like, two most iconic quotes in all of FO4 & just super good in general.

Hancock: Hardcore badass man but also a good dude and a champion for the people. Man really puts his money where his mouth is and you gotta respect that; another favorite companion for sure. Big fan of the way he stabs a guy for you upon meeting, and is a cool leader who organized his crime and does a decent job actually leading. He works hard to help people and bites back hard. Social justice advocate, dangerous man about town, not afraid to cosplay a revolutionary war hero 24/7 & u gotta respect the no fucks given attitude. A chill dude. Like that he fights the institute, hates the Brotherhood, helps the Railroad, and is friends with Nick. He’s legit af. Also, his VA gives a different answer every time someone asks him about the voice he did for hancock and they’re funny af.

Piper Wright: A cool spunky lady. Lois Lane on the case, kicking butt, and taking name. She’s nice but also hardcore and smart, supportive, fun. A good person. You always get points if you like Nick (which most companions do), and they’re good friends. She’s funny and I love her. A good heart.

Codsworth: He’s great. He’s family. He’s like my...weird brother. Getting to max affinity is heartwarming and also makes my heart go :’-] . Great early-game companion bc he kicks ass and doesn’t need stims to heal. I love getting called by my name and think that was a great feature (well, my PC’s name). He’s a wonderful funky little robot dude and I am so glad he likes me.

Dogmeat: Amazing. A good boy. Doggo of the year. His actor deserved the game award she won. Cute, full of love, and plays with a teddy bear if you give him one. 100/10z

Cait: I like her a lot. She’s been through so much shit, and it makes sense she is how she is. I like they actually gave her an emaciated and messy (though still pretty) design, since she is a drug addict. And that they make her main quest about taking that seriously and wanting to get help, and that she’ll call out the player if they fuck around and do drugs in front of her after she gets rehabilitated. Her relationship to the PC if good is really sweet, and I am a fan. I like that while she’s not sympathetic to synths and thinks they aren’t people, she forgets that every time Nick walks into a room and is like “Oh hey Nicky : )”. She’s a good girl who has been through a lot and still needs time to heal and find herself, but she’s making great strides.

Robert Joseph MacCready: Human disaster (loving). Homeboy a goddamn /mess/ but I love him. He tries so hard to be cool. I love he makes you pay him to come with, then chickens out and gives it back lol. A fool ball of anxiety and bad decisions and what he thinks brovado is. I wish he, Preston, and Deacon would quit fighting, bc I am always like “ :’-] </3 Boys Please” when they swap out, but I love them just the same. He’s doing his best, he’s just stupid and a fool. Like Philip J Fry. Keeping his goddamn soldier toy, which somehow is listed as junk instead of sent to Misc with quest items where it would be fine, safe?parylizes me with fear. I’ve lost 2 hours of gameplay reloading an old save bc I accidentally lost it.

X6-88: A more complex one to answer about. He’s bad, but like, I’m pretty sympathetic to how he got that way. He was created in a lab and had his emotions mostly dragged out of him in intense psychologically damaging training so he would be a weapon and view himself as an object. I was relieved he chose me over the institute even if he wasn’t a fan of the chocie, and think that means there’s a lot of hope for him. Wish he’d chill the fuck out and quit intimidating civilians for 6 god damn seconds, but I like him. I bring him fancy lad snack cakes home from travels all the time, bc Synths are supposed to like them. Really like that he’s the /most/ sympathetic companion towards Danse in Blind Betrayal, even though he should not be programmed for that, and Danse hated him and made it clear any time they interacted.

(EDIT) Curie: I FORGOT HER BABY IM SO SORRY. I like Curie a lot, despite the fact I temporarily forgot she existed. I stg I thought she was in here. Uhhh, okay. Curie: like her character and personality, HUGE un-fan of both the way her desire to get a synth body is to be ‘more real,’ as if Codsworth isn’t a fully realized person while the same robot type she is, instead of just like. Because it would make her happy. ALSO hate how much of a Born Sexy Yesterday she is, even intentionally in not-determinate affinity talks. It’s gross. But her herself, I like a lot. She’s my daughter and I will protect her. She works at The Castle right now as their on-site medic.

Paladin Danse: I know I’m gonna take heat for this but honestly? He didn’t do much for me. I like that he looks and sounds kinda like Buzz Lightyear, and that’s fun, but idk at all why people think he’s so hot. He’s very boring & generic looking to me. Like you’re valid! Taste all be different. But he doesn’t do it for me personally in looks or personality. I don’t at all like, hate him. Or even dislike. Tbh I am fairly neutral on him. It was funny making affinity with him though. Every other companion I had maxed, I liked more and more with each affinity talk. They’d be like “So my dad was a minuteman and died and I want to honor him” or “I just want to really feel like I’m a person, for real, myself, and I am glad I met you, because the good we have achieved together is ours, even if I can’t be sure of anything else,” or “My brother threw the cultural minorities out of our city for clout bc the rich citizens were all racist, and I tried to help—I snuck them food to the unsafe ruins they set up in for weeks, but eventually, they just vanished, and I still bear immense guilt and self-hatred over not having stopped that.” And Danae’s would be like “One time a buddy of mine got kidnapped by super mutants. They turned him into one of them, and they’re all abominations, so I killed him and it made me really sad.” And I was just like “...Oh danse. I really wanted to like you more. But what the fuck.” His relationship to Haylen is sweet though. And ofc I saved him in Blind Betrayal. I blew up the Prydwin so he’s safe now too, and he lives in the garden by my house and tells me how glad he is we’re friends, and I’m p into that. Overall, my feelings on him are not strong at all though.

Porter Gage: Not a fan. Like, I appreciated he helped me kill the old boss, sure. And bc I owed him for that, I went to max affinity to see what there was to him as a person. And like, as far as raiders go, he was okay. But he wasn’t deeply sympathetic, and he’s a slaver, and if you try to liberate the slaves he and the others own, he /will/ turn on and attempt to murder you immediately, no matter how close you were, so he made his choice, and it was to be a bad person and an asshole to the last. Really enjoyed the VA’s work a lot on him tho.

And there you have it 👈👈😎. Thanks for asking!

#ask #anonymous #fallout 4 #fo4 #god I love them so much. I was really proud I kept all the OGs too. everyone but Gage. who had to go but it’s his own choice and fault 🤷🏻‍♀️#GOD far harbor was a good dlc. it’s like the main quest choice again but way more condensed and twice as f ked up. my poor MC had only #come to terms just before with all the lives she took & started healing #doing bad things she did not want to do & knew he would know about and think less of her for doing. but she did them. 😔 bc of course she did #then she had to choose between letting the dude she loved be hurt in a way he wouldn’t recover from & torpedoing her relationship to him by #she loves Nick and if it’s him or her it’s always gonna be her #I was SUFFERING. a lot. but I also loved it #don’t come into my inbox and clown about liking Danse please or Gage. idc at all #like you are welcome to your opinion I’m not gonna try to convince you /not/ to like him. plz do me the same courtesy & respect my right to #have an opinion u may not like

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neerasrealm · 4 years

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got any random hcs for slendra, michael, and/or rosemary?

AN ASK ABOUT MY OCS I’M GONNA (NOCLIPS THROUGH THE FLOOR)

I of course have a lot of hcs for all of em so I’ll go section by section uvu

Michael

He wanted to be a carpenter before he done got possessed

He gets anxious when it’s too quiet, and will often make noises himself to fill the silence (snapping fingers, clicking tongue, humming loudly, etc)

He uses a noise machine to sleep

He doesn’t really talk much unless spoken to, he’ll only really hold long conversations with Kirstie and Owen

Speaking of Kirstie and Owen, I should really talk about them more since y’all only know them as ‘the ghost friends’

The three of them have known each other since they were kids

Owen was and still is the baby brother of the group

Kirstie is basically the mom friend. She was always a very positive and supportive person, and probably the smartest one too lol

Kirstie had two dads

Owen was never super talkative, but when it’s a topic he likes he can talk a lot

Michael is very uncomfortable with letting other people have control of his body because of trauma (obviously), but Kirstie sometimes forcibly takes control when Michael won’t take care of himself

Owen only really gets control when Ben invites him to play videogames

Owen can get really into games, they’re one of the few things that can make him angry or excited

Kirstie LOVES sports. She used to play volleyball when she was alive

When she gets control everyone just has to deal with Michael, the quiet guy who lives in the basement, suddenly being peppy and friendly

Michael doesn’t eat much, especially not desserts, but he has a soft spot for ice cream.

His room is FULL of empty bottles and cans. Man stays hydrated. He drinks ridiculous amounts of la croix because he has no will to live

Slendra

She is simply BABY

She took Sally’s place as the baby of the family LOL

Her love for bow ties is INTENSE. She likes bows just- in general, but you’d never catch her dead without a bowtie on. She collects them, much like how Slender collects ties.

She loves striped patterns

She loves singing and music of any kind. She plays piano and accordion, and is trying to learn the harmonica and ukulele

She has the tiniest smidge of Jack’s accent and occasionally uses cockney slang

Slender dies inside every time he hears Slendra call the mansion ‘’th’ gaf.’’

She’s oddly maternal towards some of her siblings. She takes after Slender and is often the only braincell of the group.

She loves doing cartwheels and things. Jack taught her all his tricks

She’s oddly protective of Jeff specifically. She’s protective of everyone but Jeff she’s just- big sister. Even though he’s 12 years older than her.

Ok this isnt a hc but I wanted to talk about why I went with the ‘demons age twice as fast as humans’ aspect of her character.

When making her I couldn’t decide if Slendra should be responsible older sister figure with a good sense of humour and love for comedy or if she should be a young girl who’s scared of her powers and always sticking by Slender’s side, with Jack trying to teach her confidence.

I eventually decided to blend both, making Slendra physically a teen but mentally closer to a child. I wanted this to represent that she’s innocent, but forced to grow up faster than she should’ve because of Zalgo being- well- her dad.

LetSlendraBeAKid2020

Rosemary

I HAVE NEVER ONCE PICTURED HER IN MY HEAD WITHOUT HER FACE BEING O-O

BLINK MOTHERFUCKER BLINK!!!!

Ok but seriously-

Even if she doesn’t talk everyone can communicate with her pretty well

‘’...’

‘’No Rose I’m not making steak for dinner.’‘

I’ve said before that she takes the heads from her victims but she also takes a few bones and whatever else she feels like

What does she do with them? ... :)

Don’t go in her room there’s dead things and bones EVERYWHERE

It’s gross. Jason yells at her to clean up. She flips him off

She often leaves Zalgo’s realm just to go watch birds

She believes herself to be above humans and animals but birds? Birds are the one creature she respects

She believes herself to be a chosen one, in a way, because of Zalgo ‘choosing her’

She thinks she’s above other people but is completely subservient to Zalgo

Zalgo often calls her ‘my little lamb’ because of her last name which literally means ‘lamb of god’, the fact that she’s child sized and- y’know- Zalgo is a god.

She often paints her nails :) Nat and Jane let her join their girl’s nights (Zero is there too but only sometimes)

I haven’t decided if this is fully 100% canon yet but I like the idea of her being age-locked by Zalgo much like Nat and Jason are. I haven’t decided how old she is exactly, but I like the idea that she’s been around a while

uhh that’s all I have time to write down rn but!! I loved talking abt these guys...OC asks make me so happy you don’t even know sdfjfsdjf thank u anon

#creepypasta #creepypasta oc #creepypasta hcs #creepypasta hc #oc stuff #slendra jackson #red eyes #<- michael tag lol #Rosemary Agnellini #ask #anon #anonymous

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madonna-la-cardinalessa · 4 years

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Another tag by my beautiful friend @tiffany-of-wales which I am glad to do finally :D

Flower tag:

jasmine; what mythical creature do you wish actually existed?

Unicorns. And I also believe that what we call mythical creatures once did exist and somewhere still do.

lavender; soundcloud or vinyls?

May I say CDs instead? I always like to have a CD booklet and like own the CD, putting it in my cupboard and say “ Look, I own this.” – not only on an online platform.

primrose; what book does everyone right now need to read?

Hmmm. Everyone? I do not think every book if for everyone but I recommend classics from Goethe, Schiller, Lessing and Shakespeare.

lunar mist; do you like wearing other people’s shirts/jackets?

I share some clothes with my mom. But if I had a boyfriend rn I would love to cuddle in his hoodies at times I think^^”

bird of paradise; what was the best thing that happened to you this month?

That I finished my bachelor’s thesis. I learned so much and I hope the work was worth it so that I pass it and get a good mark!

gardenia; what’s a promise you’ve recently made to yourself?

That I will try to get things done now that I have time during Corona.

lion’s fairytale; would you rather be the sky, the ocean or the forests?

Forests!

whirling butterflies; would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Definitely not Ö.ö

marmalade skies; do you plan your outfits?

Yes!

apricot drift; how do you feel right now?

Bored. I don’t like the current situation.

everlasting daisy; what’s the last dream you remember having?

Omg this night I dreamed sm shit, I swear. I was horse riding at night in the forests (no sane soul would do that lol) and found a deserted planetarium.

queen’s cup; what are you craving right now?

Getting a good mark on my bachelor’s thesis xD Oh, and I hope that I will be able to visit Rome this year – we had to cancel the Rome trip that was planned in a week for obvious reasons..

lavender dream; turn ons/offs?

Dangerous vibes/ being clingy and/or wimpy.

water lilly; when was the last time you cried?

Last week I think. Maybe the one before that.

lily of the valley; did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?

No.

winterberry; do you bite or lick your ice cream?

Depends, actually I do both.

honey perfume; favorite movie ever?

Hände weg von Mississippi (2007), Die Wilden Hühner (2006), most Studio Ghibli movies.

desert rose; do you like yourself?

Yes, I do.

snapdragon; have you ever met or seen in person a celebrity?

Yes, I did.

night owl; how many countries have you visited?

Only 5.

heliotrope; have you ever been in a castle?

Many, many times. I love visiting castles and monasteries.

creams and sky; what’s the craziest/bravest thing you’ve done?

Riding nearly every day into the woods with my high speed thoroughbred? xD Does that count? My girl is FAST.

lantana; what’s on your mind right now?

My horse Poly <3

pumpkin patch; what’s your zodiac sign?

I’m a Capricorn.

tulip; name 5 facts about yourself.

1. Even though I may look like it, I am no party girl at all.

2. Since childhood I had to deal with envy towards me which is why I never had many friends.

3. My best friend and I broke up several times – we’re both stubborn but we love each other a lot.

4. My love for history started with a documentary I watched when I was about 14. It was about vampirism in the balkan states. And it manifested with watching “The Tudors”, since then I knew that I wanted to study history – and now I do.

5. Without my friend Sandy I would have never settled down in church history during the Renaissance.

daphne; do you believe in karma?

Absolutely.

queen of the meadow; ever been in love?

Never with a person from this time period, no. I hope I will in near future tough.

wisteria; whom do you admire and why?

People who don’t spend their time with overthinking what other people might think of them.

angel’s face; what was your favorite bedtime story as a child?

The tales my father invented for me.

remember me; did you make someone laugh today?

My dog when I offered him a bit of my banana.

iris; do you believe in ghosts?

Yes.

lilac; if you could go back in time which time period would you visit?

That is hard. Renaissance Italy sure is fascinating but 17th century Europe comes to my mind more often, it’s weird.

caramel kisses; would you want to live forever? why/why not?

Maybe not living forever, But I would not mind at all staying young and beautiful as long as I live xD

primula; what makes you sad?

What mankind does to the world, to the earth to it’s creatures: plants and animals. I think we deserve to suffer and die out.

rain lily; was today typical? why/why not?

No, since everything is upside down thanks to Corona.

queen anne’s lace; who do you trust the most?

Myself.

Lady’s slipper; what did you have for breakfast today?

Toast with Nutella and fennel tea. <3.

forget me not; do you have any regrets looking back in your life?

I wished I had done more social things during my teens. I was always studying and reading with my head in the clouds. I wonder how things would be different now when I had been in relationships earlier etc.

lunaria; what’s your favorite fictional universe?

Torn between LOTR and Harry Potter.

violet; favorite tv show?

Borgia, now and always.

sunflower; share a favorite quote.

Look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it.

snowdrop; what does your ideal day look like?

Getting up early, go seeing my horse and take a long ride into the woods. The weather would be cold but sunny. After having a nice lunch with my mom I would relax in the afternoon and then go visiting my best friend, for dinner we would have sushi and watch a nice movie together like best friends do. When I got home I would watch an episode of Borgia to relax and then go to bed <3.

tiger lily; do you have any hobbies?

Reading, writing, history, horse riding, dreaming…..

peony; share a small random book passage that means something to you.

In Neil Gaiman’s Coraline when Coraline is about to find the last child’s soul and the other crazy old man says: “You’re too clever and too quiet for them to understand. They don’t even get your name right.” I feel that sm.

tea rose; what’s something you always wanted to do but were too scared?

Partying maybe? I am a very shy person and would feel uncomfortable but I am afraid I miss something always staying at home at night.

honeysuckle; do you usually date people your age or older/younger?

Mostly about my age, but I like the guys to be older than me tbh.

sweet pea; who means the world to you?

My horse Poly.

love in the mist; best books you’ve ever read?

Actually I really enjoy Ludwig von Pastor’s History of the Popes. It may have it’s flaws but I it is really good researched and I appreciate all the notes and footnotes. Even though it’s academic literature it is still enjoyable to read.

foxglove; who is your favorite cartoon character?

Sailor Moon! If that counts as a cartoon.

magnolia; coffee or tea?

Tea, I have one right now.

crown imperial; would you rather be extremely rich or extremely loved?

Can’t I have both?

snowflake; are you a dog or a cat person?

I love both but probably more a dog person.

bell flower; what is your biggest addiction?

History.

cosmos; do you ever think about the galaxy?

Yes, we are so small, aren’t we? And yet mankind pretends to be so special and to know everything. How pitiful.

moonflower; what’s your favorite color?

Fir Green.

freesia; do you have a good relationship with your parents and siblings? why/why not?

I think so, yes.

sundrop; are you a morning or a night person?

A morning person.

poppy; have you ever dealt with a mental illness?

Yes, but I try to lock it inside.

clover; how would your friends describe you?

Calm but clever.

dandelion; do you consider yourself and extrovert or an introvert?

Introvert.

lilly; what’s something you love watching/reading but you are too embarrassed to admit you do?

In romance novels I am always waiting for the s*x passages lol xD Probably because this kind of thing is missing in my life atm xD

anemone; describe yourself in 3 words.

Astute, spiritual, special.

lotus; best memory as a child?

The holidays in Bavaria. Nothing was more beautiful.

angelonia; what is your eye and hair color?

Smokey grey, blonde.

dahlia; do you like crystals?

Yes.

buttercup; if you could change one thing in the world, what would it be?

Let everything bad for the environment disappear.

baby’s breath; what’s your hogwarts house?

Slytherin.

calendula; biggest pet peeve?

Pollution.

blanker flower; would you rather go to a cocktail party with your best friends or stay home and read a book/watch a movie with your pet?

If you read everything till now you will now – stay home with my pet and watch a movie/read a book. xD

blazing star; share a secret.

Why would I?

carnation; would you rather live longer or happier?

Happier.

petunia; who’s story is your biggest inspiration in life? why?

I stopped looking for rolemodels but try to live and be the best I can.

bluebell; do you wear glasses?

Nope.

And I tag everyone who wants to do this :D

#about me #me

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caws5749 · 4 years

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This took SO LONG thanks @natthisback

1: Name Madison

2: Age 21

3: 3 fears spiders, not becoming a doctor, becoming like my parents

4: 3 things i love marvel movies, my blanket (whoops), and scrunchies

5: 4 turn ons compliment me, be chivalrous, (idk if this means sex turn on too or not but) moaning my n- ANYWHO uh and the last one definitely like showing you want me

6: 4 turn offs someone who only talks about themselves, being like wishy washy, being arrogant/cocky, complaining about the same things

7: my best friend that would be shea @cloversofshea

8: sexual orientation lesbian

9: my best first date okay SO this like isn’t a first date but it was my first like nicer dinner date so I’m gonna count it. It was just this past weekend actually and i just i loved it so much it was amazing

10: how tall am i 5’2

11: what do i miss honestly, feeling like i was good at things

12: what time were i born 11:14am

13: favorite color purple, although it’s slowly been turning to like a baby light pink

14: do i have a crush yes yes i do and i likes her a lot

15: favorite quote “Truth is a matter of circumstance. It’s not all things to all people all the time. And neither am I.”

16: favorite place Chicago or New York City

17: favorite food SALMON

18: do i use sarcasm yes, but i feel like i don’t use it as much as i used to

19: what am i listening to right now Christmas pop playlist on Spotify

20: first thing i notice in new person whether they only talk about themselves

21: shoe size 8 or 8.5

22: eye color blue

23: hair color right now, it’s a brown that goes to blond at my ends

24: favorite style of clothing so if this means like fav style to wear daily, definitely athleisure. If it means in general, i love love love preppy looks? But not super preppy.

25: ever done a prank call? Absolutely, many times

27: meaning behind my url i explain this in my about me page (linked in bio!)

28: favorite movie captain America winter soldier

29: favorite song i don’t really have favorite songs but rn it’s prob December night by Michael buble

30: favorite band i don’t really have fav bands

31: how i feel right now it’s really hot in here, so warm. I feel okay

32: someone i love i love lots of people but ill stick with @cloversofshea

33: my current relationship status I’ve answered this so many times literally just look at the ask game tag

34: my relationship with my parents um yikes

35: favorite holiday Halloween

36: tattoos and piercing i have i have 6 tattoos! “Breathe” on my right inner ankle, a heart on left shoulder, heart w equal sign in it behind right ear, basically an ecg on my left inner ankle, Aquarius symbol on right bicep, and caws 5749 on my left side. And my ears are pierced.

37: tattoos and piercing i want definitely the black widow symbol in the same place Scarlett got her og6 tattoo, an amino acid tattoo that spells out “wah” , definitely more little tattoos! And maybe more ear piercings idk

38: the reason i joined tumblr so, I’ve had a tumblr for many many years. I originally joined bc my best friends at the time had them, and i was like sure! Ive deleted that personal blog since, and started my new personal blog a few years ago. I also have a studyblr that i started i think back in high school, and i just started this blog back in the end of July!

39: do i and my last ex hate each other no, I’d say far from it bc i likes her a lot

40: do i ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts yes from her and i fucking love it, it used to be a bigger thing almost every day and i loved it

41: have i ever kissed the last person i texted lmao no and for those who were wondering it is @cloversofshea

42: when did i last hold hands LMAO WITH @michelinaamour WHEN I WAS STUMBLING HOME DRUNK IN HIGH HEELS

43: how long does it take me to get ready in the morning it depends, anywhere from ten minutes to an hour and a half

44: have you shaved your legs in the past three days no! I am super lucky and have really light colored hairs on my legs and so i dont’ have to shave very often. Also i just want to say that i personally love shaving my legs and it is my choice to do so.. girls, you do not need to shave!!

45: where am i right now so i started answering this in the research lab, but i am currently sitting at one of the dining places on campus finishing it

46: if i were drunk and can’t stand, who’s taking care of me LMAO DEFINITELY @michelinaamour because she’s done it ALREADY FOR ME MULTIPLE TIMES

47: do i like my music loud or at a reasonable level it depends, in car trips, definitely blast it. But just driving around or listening in doors, definitely reasonable level

48: do i live with my mom and dad nope i live with @michelinaamour

49: am i excited for anything yes, I’m excited for lots of things. I get excited easily

50: do i have someone of the opposite sex i can tell everything to no. I used to

51: how often do i wear a fake smile this is a really interesting question. I don’t consider smiles i give to random people like ordering food or something to be fake, so i would say fake smiles are when I’m not okay and trying to hide it. Which happens less often now bc I’m just much happier of a person

52: when was the last time i hugged someone I think it was @michelinaamour two days ago but i think i hugged @cloversofshea that day too so

53: what if the last person i kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me I’d be heartbroken tbh

54: is there anyone i trust even though i should not yes, certain adults in my life

55: what is something i disliked about today my hair won’t do what i want it to :(

56: if i could meet anyone on this earth who would it be probably Chris Evans or Scarlett Johansson

57: what do i think about the most tumblr and everything with that, or probably her or school stuff definitely

58: what’s my strangest talent i don’t think i have any lol

59: do i have any strange phobias yes definitely haha, I’m terrified of stepping on worms

60: do i prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it i think a few years ago i would have said behind, but honestly I think I’d love to be in front of the camera now

61: what was the last lie i told i actually don’t know. Maybe this past weekend as to like the fact that i was going out on a date instead of just going out with a friend

62: do i prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online I’d say talking on the phone bc then they cant’ see me lmao

63: do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Yes and yes

64: do i believe in magic? Yes, or at least, that’s what i tell myself

65: do i believe in luck yes

66: what’s the weather like right now snowy!

67: what was the last book I’ve ever read The Butchering Art, it’s about the history of surgery

68: do i like the smell of gasoline omg yes yes yes yes yes yes

69: do i have any nicknames yes, madz, madi, girl who lives by the kitchen, queen (a new one) and clown (also a new one) thanks @natthisback

70: what was the worst injury I’ve ever had back in freshman year of college, i did something stupid and my foot swelled up like hell and hurt so bad. There were no fractures detected but the swelling stayed for a really long time, as well as the bruising and pain, and it never returned to normal

71: do i spent my money or save it SPEND IT BABY

72: can i touch my nose w my tongue no I’m not that talented

73: is there anything pink in 10 ft from me. Hmm part of my backpack? And my rings are pinkish bc they are rose gold. Oh and my scrunchie is pink, as well as my iPad

74: favorite animal cat

75: what was i doing last night at 12am i was still at work In the emergency room!

76: what do i think satan’s last name is uh honestly Jim lmao (it’s demons Jim! @cloversofshea )

77: what’s a song that always makes me happy when i hear it so good by dove Cameron

78: how can you win my heart suggest we watch a marvel movie, and I’m prob straight up in love. There are other things too but they’re pretty general, like compliment me, show you want me ya know

79: what would i want to be written on my tombstone haha, as a joke, “so realy its very thing. Just to keep everyone guessing.” But idk something funny

80: what is my favorite word i have no idea, maybe like sophisticated or something like that or aesthetic , champagne is a good one too

81: my top 5 blogs on tumblr ooh! Okay so @markiplier @lesbian-deadpool @americasass-romanoff @lesbianmariahilll @shining-rey-of-sunshine but i love so so so so so many more, and i have a lot of top blogs

82: if the whole world were listening to me right now what would i say fuck trump also I’m gay as hell and I’m growing tired of hiding it from people

83: do i have any relatives in jail not that i know of

84: i accidentally eat some radioactive vegatables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super power of my choice! What is that power lmao this question is great. Prob same powers as Wanda

85: what would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on any weird fetis- JUST KIDDING. Do you still think about them?

86: what is my current desktop picture so on my laptop, it’s fall flowers. But since that’s broken af, i use my iPad and that background is one of the apple ones. It’s just a beach idk why but I’ve never changed it

87: had sex WHY IS THIS IN EVERY SINGLE ASK GAME WTF

88: bought condoms nope i am gay as hell bye

89: gotten pregnant nope i am gay as hell bye

90: failed a class nope, definitely come close though

91: kissed a boy yes

92: kissed a girl yes

93: have i ever kissed somebody in th rain honestly, probably at some point, but I’ve never had one of those romantic kisses in the rain. I really really want to though and i think about it a lot

94: had job yeah, I’ve had three true jobs

95: left the house without my wallet probably

96: bullied someone on the internet no bc I’m not a fucking douche

97: had sex in public not yet

98: played on a sports team yeah, played softball and basketball in middle school

99: smoked weed yeah, but i didn’t get high

100: did drugs nope

101: smoked cigarettes nope, i think i asked drunk once if i could smoke, but my friend was like “really?” And i was like uhhhhhh just kidding haha

102: drank alcohol lmao i drink fucking all the time i mean. I literally have drunk writing nights , I’m drinking tonight too

103: am i a vegetarian/vegan i was a vegetarian for a while, and then an aspiring vegan, and then vegetarian, and then pescatarian now!

104: been overweight no

105: been underweight yes

106: been to a wedding yeah, but like not for a long time. I was like 4 and the flower girl. Oh WAIT. Does playing a wedding count? I played cello at a wedding so i was there???

107: been on the computer for 5 hours straight hell yeah, how would i function not doing this with class and relaxing

108: watched tv for 5 hours straight lmao definitely

109: been outside my home country yeah

110: gotten my heart broken yeah

111: been to a professional sports game yeah. I don’t really do sports though , so when i go it’s usually in suites and I’m just there for the food

112: broken a bone nope!

113: cut myself this is...a. Really deep question but bc i want to be able to speak about mental health on here, the answer is yes.

114: been to prom yes! I went to my junior and senior proms!

115: been in airplane too many times

116: fly by helicopter no, I’m not sure if i want to do this or not

117: what concerts have i been to I’ve been to lots. So first off, I’ve been to hundreds of classical concerts (and performed in them). As for pop, Bruno mars twice, maroon five like three times. Selena Gomez. Josh groban. American authors. Definitely others that i don’t remember

118: had a crush on someone of the same sex yes I’m fucking gay

119: learned another language so if this means fluent, no. I took a decent amount of French and am learning Russian right now!

120: wore make up absolutely. When i choose to wear makeup, its because i fuckign love makeup haha. Most days I’m lazy though and like to let my skin breathe and be natural

121: lost my virginity before I was 18 no

122: had oral sex yeah

123: dyed my hair many times

124: voted in a presidential election okay i think so but honestly can’t remember. But I’m pretty sure i did.

125: rode in an ambulance no and i never want to.

126: had a surgery no and i never want to haha. Well i cant say that. Depending on how my life plays out, I might freeze my eggs or something.

127: met someone famous yes, several I think, but probably Henry winkler was the one I remember most.

128: stalked someone on a social network yeah

129: peed outside nope don’t think so and definitely don’t want to

130: been fishing yes I have been ice fishing and regular fishing

131: helped w charity i have!

132: been rejected by a crush I’ve been not liked back but i don’t think I’ve ever made like a move on a crush and been rejected

133: broken a mirror ooh i don’t think i have actually

134: what do i want for birthday nothing bc i dont’ like my bday

#madison speaks #ask game

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