#or ‚lol‘ snd ‚lmao‘

[felsjustart]

Whelp, one of my DM's let us start a Vampire the Masquerade game and I was assigned Nosferatu at creation, so I couldn't help but redesign Whisper to fit in.

Alternate versions with their mask/coat off under the cut!

#TW; light body horror #Nosferatu #felsjustart #digital art #artists on tumblr #digital arwork #digital drawing #digital artist #vtm oc #vtm art #vtm #vampire the masquerade #whisper now lives in the sewers #and i love it for her lol #survives off of rats snd putrid blood eff ya #organ vore is such a flaw tho lmao #punk rock #punk aesthetic

[soundsofastar]

hokay. Hi hello and GOOOOOD MORNING CHAT

#i got the first 2h off tody :3 #french teacher got sick snd all i have to say is lol. lmao. #sounds of a jesse

[barkingangelbaby]

dude...

#if I don't stop hyperfixating on my breathing... like... idfk how much longer i can live like this... #it's been happening since last august snd I'm so tired of it..... #it's not even only when I'm high anymore it's like... all the time #i just like.. stop automatically breathing once i think about it and it takes me *so* *fucking* *long* to start again #honestly I'm just typing this post to distract myself a bit and hopefully i just start breathing normally again but I'm still manually #breathing rn. and now im wondering what the normal amount of time in between breaths is and if I'm taking too long ?? #i tried to time my breaths with N's but she's asleep so i know it's gonna be different than mine #hoooo boy wish me luck falling asleep this is so annoying!!!! #is this ocd??? I've had several ppl in the past year tell me they think I have it but thinking about it makes me spiral #but it would explain A Lot of my thoughts n habits #anyway. I'm very annoyed with myself rn i just want to breathe normally and not worry myself into panic attacks anymore #actually very worried about how bad my stress in general has been bc there's no way it's been good for my body #ok. time to snuggle up n try to fall asleep!! im v cold rn so i have to warm up before i hug N bc i don't want to wake her with my ice cold #skin lmao. i can't wait for it to be warmer so i don't have to worry/feel bad about that lol #OKAY BBYYYYEEE if you read these tags I'm so very sorry. #rAMbles

[catfishofoldin99colours]

me when my coworker is worried another guy in the office doesn't like her: Ah that sucks for her. Glad I'm not affected by that tho

Me when that same guy gives me a short teams message: Ah. Well good thing I don't care about being liked by him or not

Me after thinking about it for maybe 32 seconds: no actually I hate this

#catfish speaks #i get the feeling he does not like me #and im not about to try snd change that if he doesnt like me he doesnt like me #it just stung a bit when he sent me a short reply to a teams request and im like. ok ouch. #like mine was jovial and im trying to be nice #idk. it's very small potatoes in the grand scheme of things #and stands out cos i have a pretty friendly relationship with literally everyone else at work - bot just in the office but eith everyone #were a small company so i have spoken yo almost everyone and had decent friendly conversations with most of them #and i like pretty much everyone here! everyones quite nice and we have good comvos and i feel like we're friends #so it stands out a bit when i have one on one interactions witu this guy and theyre so #like. short. and business like. #tbh tho ik im also not the friendliest #especially in the mornings lol #maybe he jusy doesnt know hwo to talk to me either #anyway! small potatoes not a big deal anf not worth crying over lmao #maybe ill try to talk to him a bit more throughout the year #but if he doesnt wanna talk then theres nothing else i can do and i aint sweating over it

[smarti-at-smogwarts]

Send me a teacher character and I'll tell you how one ( or more) of my students would react to his way of teaching/do in his class

#ask games #work is Dull so im constantly trying to keep my brain busy #we keep our phones on the lockers but id try to get then on my way to work #i just feel like this would be fun #low key inspired by Toris drabble of jsckson snd prof Aesop lol #please send one if you reblog! #*get them on my way home gaaaj can't type lmao #send teachers oc too i love xovers!

[vampfucker666]

ok shelves are a major major major wip... i am. gonna need a second shelf. all of my rh dolls did NOT fit on here how i wanted LMAOOOO i got like 4 of them on the 'dont put dolls here cause the cats might become too tempted and its not even eye level' shelf. for Now. but at least i have space to move some of the shit off my desk FINALLY

#i may want to replace the cube organizers with these actually but id need like 3 for that wall AND i would lose valuable poster real estate #ignore shanelle btw i still havent cut her hair yet ive just been too busy when its light out snd im nervous abt doing jt in the evening #oh and for the very top shelf. i wanna have all of shadow high s1 at some point #replace ash with rexx and replace luna with twin 2 pack luna #(i do like s1 luna btw i just like the updated face mold for the 2pack luna lol) #(i dont care abt ash at all though. lol. lmao even) #ill probably end up putting the costume ball and storm twins dolls on one shelf together #fuckkkkk that doesnt really leave room for more dolls i want thougj unless i put them on the 4th shelf too lol

[xxrat--punkxx]

Yeah so monster hunter rise is great u guys

#nah fr tho i saw it go on sale first thing in yhe morning snd i jumped on thst shit #im so fuvking jappy im able to play jt now omg #spent abt 7 hours in jt today and it is so fun #didnt know it came with hot women so this is always a nice suprise #but damn i fprgot how good i was at this series lmao #shout out mhr for being the forst non-souls gsme ive played since october #im such a huge fan of the movent changes and im growing to love the worebug so much #not a fan of the ui changes tho #everything seems a LOT more in your face which isnt too much kf an issue but its annoting #*annoying lol #i miss my slinger tho #😢😢 #nah but yhe wyvern riding is sooooo fun #ALSO THE MUSIC #GOOD GOD IT BANGS #monster hunter #monster hunter rise #a #Tegan hunter of gods

[onepiexe]

actually today was good

#logbook #the lead for my job stopped by. he and i have met a few times but never worked together. #he said 'your reputation preceeds you' 😭😭😭 like holy moly lol #and he said everything looked good. i hope he gets the paperwork sorted and can work a few shifts with me soon. #also grj stopped by. asked if i was lost LMAO. it was good to see him. he snapped my cap down pft. #shift was sooo busy. the two new employees ive bonded with were great. one was cashier for the day so i decorated her area. #the other we tag teamed making displays look good. snd consolidating etc etc. #theyre both fun. and so ive decided bc it was a good shift that i'll work tmrw. #only one is working but i think my coworker was planning to? she may end up at the other store tho. #can do a bunch of houseplant stuff. i left some tasks bc i got busy #idk i feel good i came home to some pkgs had a nice shift. i stopped by my old store and got a passive aggressive comment from the #same asm that kicked me over the edge two weeks ago lol. i just wanted to check in tho. #im feeling more and more glad that i left. im enjoying this store soo much more already. employees seem friendly and helpful. #and my coworker/store lead said that the store manager is pretty good which is high praise. coming from us lol.

[bottomvalerius]

BLEH I’m trying hard not to get frustrated with my progress on MM stuff because I objectively have been making progress, and I’m enjoying what I have planned as opposed to last year where I didn’t plan well at all and wasn’t fully vibing with what I was doing, but AARG my brain is just. Not my friend this week 😭

#rambling #I still have this week and next snd if I’m diligent about deadlines this weekend I should be good #and I also know like. people will under if I am late with stuff but meh LOL #new medication + PMS is not a good combo and I’m trying to give myself grace with that #but I am my biggest critic and I feel like I should be better etc etc LMAO #ALSO THIS ISNT A CLASS. IM NOT BEING GRADED ON PISS PLAY. and yet. and yet and yet and yet LOL

[boyfrillish]

How do I find all the official artwork that Victor was featured in. It seems like places like bulba/pokéwiki don't have everything directly on his page and so as someone who's played the game way late and avoided things during my ~3+ years break it feels like some kind of conspiracy meme trying to find them all

#frillishtxt #(actually same goes for Nate but /anyway/) #I want to see all the crumbs for the special boy just to marvel at them and cry and possibly for icon purposes and stuff #bonus if he's featured with Hop like some tcg arts I've got a glance at but that's just the cherry on top 😹 #I'm already back into the gacha trap snd here I am seriously considering spending a ton on swsh era cards just for a chance to see my faves #it's late and i was going to sleep early woops so idk how much sense the sentence up there makes lol #(actually I want to see any art of any fave but YEAH lmao priorities. I weep and want to appreciate him always)

[othercrossee]

I've decided to change the age in ss au cuz I don't like writing about teens, they're now mostly around their 20s

#z rambles #the fourth-third years r mostly in their early 20s #sabi anf lian r still very young 1st and 2nd years ranges in nirmal teen age #i guess it sorta make sense cuz the hunt start third years and by then theyd be a bit more grown #well excspt sinner snd melli. theyre 25. got suspended during the incident aka when ingo got thrown toward them #in their adventure one night st sinnohs temple which stabbed sinner in the eye and cause the sinner nivkname to stuck even more #cuz the church people called sinner a sinner and that they deserve what happened to them as it was sinnoh divine action 👍 #theres not much religious differences in this except for the dorm gusrdians thing but LMAO crazg #i think when sinnoh appesrs after the ordeal. sinner is like god was it really u who fuck up my eye lol #and sinnoh perhaps. and everyone clapped #LDNSKFNSMSM BUT BUT THIS IS JUST A RUMOR A GAME RUMOR #no one knows the exact detail plus sinnee akready had that nickname but yeah #ingo did appear and sinner did lost an eye

[shatteredfears-arch]

(note: briefly references being abused in your past)

anyways hi i told my frends this on messages but im kinda laugh bc tbh cassie is a self possessed bitch w v v little concern for anyone but her family, she already was becoming thay way before she turned and after she turned it just became a massively worse mess—

and yknow what bitch earned that right she put up w years of abuse when being raised by her uncle so her siblings wouldnt get hurt, she took the princes bullshit to protect the ppl she cared abt, she escaped briefly doing smthn ‘selfish’ for ONCE in her life and eventually after finally getting her own damn life he finds her and threatens her boyfriend and she agrees to go w him so long as that man stays safe.. then when she finally gets out years later and thinking he was waiting for her, he ultimately ditches her for a girl he knew for two days.

Everytime shes ever done shit for other people she got fucked over, and anytime she was ‘selfish’ which was really self preservation she was in a better position in the end. If she just killed everyone who mistreated her instead of keeping them alive people ‘what’ll people think of me’ or ‘what about their loved ones’ her life would have been a thousand times better and she recognizes that now. ofc she just murders people for fun now, it used to be her gd job and then smthn she had to do to stay alive, now its just happy fun times.

Torturing men??? after all the shit she suffered because of them? every right tbh, she cant tell whos good from whos bad, her own ability to recognize if she was good or bad ended up being 100% tethered to the dude that ditched her, she doesn’t need to care anymore. He was all that kept her from completely villainizing and ironically him ditching her fully turned her into the ‘ig i have to kill his girlfriend so he’ll love me again’ type and honestly, that’s not chill dont do thay irl but good for her. after every single moment she’s ever been selfless or did sometimg for someone else, she got tortured, abused, or otherwise??? girl earned it let her be horrible shes an antagonist through and through at this point and she earned it good for u girl

she doesnt remember any of the past except in short visions and still had the foresight to tie jack up and refuse to let him die so she can tortute him to near dearh then heal him and do it all over again just like he did to her. over and over again. well deserved give her praise

#out. #its four thirty am inhave work today lol #anyways for legsl reasons this is a joke but also im right #maybe one day i’ll post the entitety of her lore that was build up for almost 10 years #then res village came out and she turned into cassie bc cassie was LITERALLY where she was headed anyways #just.. w a family instead of being alone lmao #which good for her tbh #let heebe a murderbee w also murdery sisters she deserves it #let the murder child be happy!!! shes having happy fun times stabbing ppl let her be!!! she deserves it!!! #im against the murdering of innocent fyi but fiction wise the girls having fun leave her alone #’oh ima add all these additional things to make this character more reseemable’ ily for thay im simply not #she has every option for a redemption arc pre REV but yknow what #why should she redeem herself when shes only where she is bc of shitty other ppl #she should kill them and can be redeemed later thx u #other ppl amke their chars better snd i respect that #but i make them worse #welcome im that bish #abuse cw #almost forgot

[bwoahtastic]

Selkie Max is my lil baby so random headcanoks for both the kings and modern version:

Kings:

- when Max goes swimming in the fountains and Lewis can't sit with him, there is always a guard or Knight present to protect him (and to scratch his little seal head or tummy)

- lil elf maid Lando has the honorable job of brushing Max's fur eith the softest brush ever

- Lewis swimming in the sea with Max who is intent on splashing the king as much as possible lol

- when they wed, Lewis has a crown made for the new queen with some pearls and shells in edition to the usual gems!

- Lewis having caught a bad flu and Max insists on his pelt being safely wrapped around the king to keep him warm (and wraps himself around Lewis too ofc)

- can't forget about lil orphans taking Max's pelt to keep themselves warm snd then Max adopting them!

Modern au:

- Max being attacked by people who are against fur coats and he is just baffled cos its HIS fur! Sure they don't know thst but he is so upset when his pelt is smudged in red paint 🥺

- Dan being so clueless about magical creatures so Max tells him about what he is and what the fur coat is and Dan just wants to see him in seal form SO bad!

- Dan's loxkscreen is him posing with a lil seal (its not max lmao, he took a selfie with the wrong seal at the beach)

- Oscar being a selkie too? Smaller and less chonqy than Max in seal form so seal max goes b a b y

- max being immune to Siren Logan's singing so he can swim with Logan safely!

- after a bad race, there is a very grumpy seal in the bathtub in Max's room.

- jos trying to still Max's pelt again when Max is racing? Max can sense someone is trying to steal it and screams down the radio at his team, so panicked!

#fantasy au

[tyunkus]

i have no idea why but I can totally see gyu being that kind of guy who does the no fap september challenge (mf would probably lose on the third day lmao)

totally HAHA in my head beomgyu is kind of like a loser perv gamer boy and he’s so hot for that!!! beomgyu who does relatively ok the first week of no fap september, s just a stupid challenge he does w his friends but look hes not that deprived okay its not that hard (lol). but then as time goes on it becomes soooo fucking excruciating like he starts getting worked up over the most mundane things, he’d see a sliver of your thighs and have to excuse himself to the bathroom, panting over the counter and gripping himself over his pants trying to get a hold of himself……. when he finally loses FUCK he’d feel so bad but when he pulls his cock out it’s just hot heavy leaking snd he’s so messy uses so much lube so it’s wet n warm just how he likes it… goes fucking insane just fucking his fist with reckless abandon, no thoughts just cum, getting 2 weeks worth of horniness out of his system

#i love this concept its so hot #txt hard hours #txt hard thoughts #txt smut #beomgyu hard hours #beomgyu hard thoughts #beomgyu smut

[kiqshi]

General dating headcanons for Mammon, Leviathan, Asmodeus, Satan, and Beelzebub?

General Dating HC’S!

CW: none

GENRE: Fluff

CHARACTERS INCLUDED: Obey Me! Mammon, Leviathan, Asmodeus, Satan and Beelzebub

GN!Reader

i lowkey struggled with Leviathan’s, i don’t know how to write him lmao. i hope you like this though!

˚☽˚｡⋆. MAMMON

This man spoils you when he has the chance to. I feel like he will take you to window shop snd once he catches you staring at something with admiration he will remember that item and buy it for you to surprise you. You saw that $50 coat that looked cute and warm? You got it. Your stomach started making noises? Mammons got you, he will stop what he’s doing and take you to get some food that you would like.

Mammon will still act like a tsundere, he always will that’s just him lol. If he says something and you took offence to it, he will drip the act and reassure you with a blush on his cheeks.

He loves you so much, he will basically do anything for you. You are #1 to him after all!

COOKING DUTY TOGETHER!! Mammon would love for you two to cook together, he counts it as small dates.

Definitely shows you off to everyone, if someone looks at you in a way that makes him mad they will never be seen again

He does those matching necklaces or rings.

He will definitely learn to cook your favourite meals to impress you.

Definitely takes you in his car! I see him taking you to drive in theatres often. He will make sure to get you food at a drive through first so you don’t get hungry

If you ever embarrass yourself, he will embarrass himself just as much as you did. He will never let you feel embarrassed on your own

(He would probably steal stuff for you as well when he goes broke, but makes sure he isn’t caught)

˚☽˚｡⋆. LEVIATHAN

Video game dates A LOT. Leviathan will probably even make a whole game just for you and him to play

If you two went on a date outside, I feel like he would take you to a aquarium, those cute cafes and manga/anime merch stores.

You guys do those all nighters a lot, unless you are more of a sleep kind of person he doesn’t mind sleeping

Definitely takes you to arcades! He will even try to win stuff for you

Takes you to those anime conventions, he would want to cosplay as couples

˚☽˚｡⋆. SATAN

You already know Satan takes you to anime café’s, its a must do in his list

Library dates! He loves to read you books that would interest you, also will help you study.

He’s the kind of guy to sneak you notes during a test, helping you with some answers

If you were ever in pain, he would help you in an instant with some spells

Satan would get you two some matching cat merch, probably sweaters or mugs

At lunch in RAD, he sneaks you two out and go to a better cafe for lunch, he will pay as well.

You guys cuddle lot’s while he reads books

If anyone messes with you or tried flirting Satan will glare at them, later on they will be missing

˚☽˚｡⋆. ASMODEUS

Asmo is the sweetest ever! If you ever feel insecure say bye to the insecurities, he will sweet talk to you about every detail of yourself telling you how amazing you are.

He always gives the best hugs when you are cold, cuddles as well.

You two have makeovers and self care nights every 2-3 nights, he wants you to feel at ease and relaxed

Matching nail colours. Will also have some matching outfits.

You two use each others closets a lot, he looks amazing in some of your outfits and you look amazing in his!

Loves having bubble baths, has a whole collection of scents. You and Asmo go out and buy different bubbles and other things for the bath

Spoils you A LOT. Takes you shopping each week, you will have a lot of clothes and other stuff

He does your hair, nails and makeup(if you’re into that) sometimes

If anyone is rude to you, he will spread rumours about the person, the next day everyone was talking down on them.

Post’s lots of selfies of you guys together, everyone on Devilgram thinks you guys are the cutest couple (he also posts your dates)

He’s another one to take you on dates to restaurants & cute cafes.

˚☽˚｡⋆. BEELZEBUB

Never shares his food but since your his partner he definitely lets you take at least one bite of his food if you look hungry (also buys you more food if he accidentally ate yours)

Lot’s of food dates, as well as gym dates, he wants to be near you at all times mostly

Sometimes he allows you to sit on his back as he does push ups

Beel always looks for you in the audience at his fangol games, he waves at you with the cutest smile each time he does meet your eyes.

You guys also do cooking duty together, mostly because you have to stop him from eating the ingredients

He helps you reach stuff that are too high for you, let’s you sit on his shoulders to get it. He finds it adorable how short you are compared to him (I personally feel like he’s 7’0 because y’know demons are supposed to be way bigger then humans)

He’s always the sweetest, loves cuddles as well

If you are ever cold in public, he will give you his jacket.

#lunars headcanons ˚☽˚｡⋆ #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #om shall we date #obey me x gender neutral reader #obey me headcanons #obey me hcs #obey me fluff #obey me brothers #obey me x mc #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #mammon x reader #leviathan x reader #satan x reader #asmodeus x reader #beelzebub x reader #omswd #omswd x reader #mammon #leviathan #satan #asmodeus #beelzebub