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youre an olympic level hater. i respect it.

they asked me to represent my country in the sport of hating i said no. i hate my country

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

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i don't know guys i kinda like this one

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in this video ill be going over the creepy groceries iceberg. now if you dont know an iceberg is a way of organising information that gets more obscure or weird the further you go down. okay without further ado lets get right into it. remember to like hit the bell and subscribe. the first tier is the surface tier so the first entry we are gonna go over is snickers bars. so some say these are just normal chocolate treats but what you might not know is they also contain peanuts, which in some cases can cause allergic reactions which have been known to actually unalive people. now some people do believe this is just a regular thing to see in a grocery store and they put them there because people "like the taste" but to me that doesnt seem likely. others think they are a secret government weapon and theres actually a ton of evidence like this picture of obama with somebody eating a snickers in the background. ill leave a link to the snickers wikipedia page in the description below if you wanna check it out and come to your own conclusion but all i know is im gonna be avoiding the snickers aisle at my local supermarket next time i buy groceries. speaking of groceries, todays sponsor is manscaped VPN

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Sorry if you're already over 50, I ran out of room (you're welcome to leave your thoughts in the tags or replies!)

If you're younger than 10, get the fuck off Tumblr. People are saying swears on here!

#30 is a good ways off so i put im neutral about it #i hope im doing better at 30 but turning that age is jot gonna liek magically make my life better #whatever my brain has not been working the last like week

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tumblr are you telling me something

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W.K. Haselden in the Daily Mirror, October 3, 1935

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デビルマン Devilman (PS1, 2000)

#devilman

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i love you big ass bowl of yogurt youd never hurt me or betray me ❤️

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i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

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I love this picture. Sultry, come hither stare out the bars, oral fixation prop in mouth, loose oversized shirt + NO PANTIES. One leg lifted up revealing a peek at his exposed rabbit hole. Jailhouse FISH god damn he was ahead of his time

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touch me while your bros play sudoku #real love