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aaeeart · 19 days

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he's studying the holocron, just the wrong one

Hey I made another comic out of my tiktok shitposts ! <3

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gamelpar · 2 months

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Kallus: Do you or do you not still have me saved as ‘Zeb’s side hoe’ in your comm?

Ezra: Your beard looks amazing today

Kallus: Answer the question

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and-loth-cat · 10 months

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When Ezra comes back

Zeb: Can't believe I'm saying this, but I really missed ya, kid Ezra: I- *is immediately bombarded by five tiny Lasats* ...hello?? Where did all these children come from- Kallus, walking in with eye bags, a huge cup of caf, and no sanity: I ask myself that everyday

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justafandomgvrl · 6 months

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i made something

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merememberjust · 4 months

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How I imagined Sabine Wren coming out:

Sabine: Hey, I’m lesbian.

Ezra:

Ezra: I thought you were Mandalorian.

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moon-chaser19 · 8 months

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Kallus: Are we fighting or flirting?

Zeb: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-

Kallus: Your point?

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itsjayro · 2 months

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PLEASE DAVE I NEED A SCENE LIKE THIS!!!!!!

Rex: I wonder if we'll ever be put into songs or tales.

Ahsoka: [turns around] What?

Rex: I wonder if people will ever say, 'Let's hear about Ahsoka and the clone wars, order 66, peridea, you name it .' And they'll say 'Yes, that's one of my favorite stories. Ahsoka was really courageous, wasn't she, Dad?' 'Yes, my child, the most famousest of Jedi. And that's saying a lot.'

Ahsoka: [continue walking] You've left out one of the chief characters -Captain Rex.. the Brave. I want to hear more about Rex. [stops and turns to Rex ]

Ahsoka: Ahsoka wouldn't have got far without Rex.

Rex: Now Commander, you shouldn't make fun; I was being serious.

Ahsoka: So was I.

[they continue to walk]

Rex: Hmm…”Captain Rex the Brave...”

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never-ending-fanfic · 9 days

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Hera: I don't know why you have and issue with it. Kallus was happy to comply.

Ezra: So what, now I'm supposed to do everything that Kallus does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?

Hera: If Kallus were to jump off a cliff, he would have done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water and the angle of entry so... Yes. If you see Kallus jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Ezra: ...

Ezra: You jump of a cliff.

Hera: Gladly, provided Kallus did first.

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themistymountainscold · 11 months

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kanan: so... i've seen you've been spending a lot of time with kallus recently.

zeb: no, kanan it isn't what it looks like.

kanan: oh really? so there is nothing for me to be jealous about?

zeb: no! you are the only one for me.

kanan: is that so?

zeb: i promise. alex and i are just dating okay? he's my boyfriend.

kanan: so there are no bestfriend feelings involved?

zeb: you are still the one and only bestfriend! he's just the love of my life nothing more!

kanan: but i'm still the platonic love of your life right?

zeb: of course you are bro.

kanan, tearing up: bro...

kallus: what the-

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gia-batmm-crickle22 · 7 months

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Kallus: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling nauseous lately. Eli: Maybe you’re pregnant. Kallus: Eli: Kallus: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now; you because you suggested it, or me because I just had a heart attack. Eli: You just fucked with a Lasat, it wouldn't be too farfetched.

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incorrect-jedi · 11 months

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Ezra: You can’t beat us! We have something even more powerful than the force!

Darth Vader: And what might that be?

Ezra: It’s the power...of updog.

Cal: Oh my god oh my god oh my god-

Vader: What is...updog?

Cal: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD-

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gamelpar · 2 months

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Shin: I'm gonna kick your ass

Sabine: I'd like to see you try

Shin: Saturday. Noon. The usual place.

Sabine: Deal. Loser pays for dinner and a movie

Ahsoka: Can you guys just ask each other out like normal people

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cunning-and-cool · 7 months

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Zeb: What are you doing?

Kallus: I’m confronting the person who ruined my life.

Zeb:

Zeb:...You're yelling at a mirror.

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merememberjust · 5 months

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*playing twister* Ezra: Right hand red. Shin: *ends up on top of Sabine* Sabine: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? Ezra: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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moon-chaser19 · 8 months

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Kallus: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Zeb!

Zeb: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

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ahsokahearteyes · 3 months

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Sabine: you know, there’s only one guy I have ever had a crush on, and it proved my taste in men is bad enough that I can’t date them at all

Ezra: was it me???

Sabine: lol no

Sabine: it was Lando Calrissian

Ezra:

Ezra: well both of the women you’ve dated have left you for dead before

Ezra: so maybe you just have bad taste

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