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noctude · 2 months

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none of these guys know how to tie their shoes

#i have so much shit to do but ummm. portal brain #also i’m sorry im not immune to drawing wheatley. like that. i can only see stephen merchant when i hear him #my art #portal 2 #chell #glados #wheatley

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classichorrorblog · 8 months

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Carrie (1976)

#Horror #Filmedit #Horroredit #Carrie #Brian De Palma #Sissy Spacek #Carrie White #Stephen King #CHB #1976 #70s #This looks terrible but I spent too much time on it so i'm getting what I can out of it

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deadpresidents · 5 months

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God damn your god damned old hellfired god damned soul to hell god damn you and goddam your god damned family's god damned hellfired god damned soul to hell and god damnation god damn them and god damn your god damn friends to hell.

Letter from a citizen to President-elect Abraham Lincoln, November 25, 1860.

I can't prove it, but I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that this citizen didn't vote for Lincoln.

#History #Presidents #Abraham Lincoln #President Lincoln #1860 Election #Politics #Presidential History #Quotes About Presidents #Political History #Elections #Maybe the citizen just REALLY liked Stephen A. Douglas #Presidential Correspondence #POTUS #POTUS History #I can neither confirm or deny that this citizen plagiarized letters that I wrote to Donald Trump

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avastyetwats · 3 months

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Memorable (and favorite) moments of Captain James Flint cursing.

#toby stephens #james flint #black sails #charles vane #john silver #my first black sails/james flint gifset!#i had fun with this one #i love all of these moments lmao #i can hear his voice in every scene #i have more gif ideas in mind and i'm excited!#the name of grim death ( James Flint )#fornassau

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astrozure · 10 months

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sharing this little zolaw that i started a while ago and tbh i wont finish it but still, here it is (also yes it is flipped)

#zolaw #lawzo #trafalgar law #roronoa zoro #one piece #one piece fanart #i wanted to draw em older but #got halfway there.....#anyways law's tits..........insane #in my law u can see that i am a stephen strange enjoyer somehow #anyways goodnight #zures art

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mttonex · 5 months

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WE ARE SEX BOB-OMB!!! 1! 2! 3! 4! 🔥

alt version :3

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letsplayeternity · 4 months

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I SPENT EIGHT EPISODES SHITTING ON DEAD-BEAT DAD POSEIDON ONLY FOR RICK RIORDAN TO MAKE ME REGRET MY WORDS IN THE LAST TWO. HONESTLY. I AM SO MAD IT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY. FUCK HIM.

AND FUCK TOBY STEPHENS AS WELL LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE SECOND HE WAS ON SCREEN I DID NOT HAVE A COHERENT THOUGHT RUNNING THROUGH MY BRAIN. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT TOBY.

#percy jackson #pjo series #pjo tv show #pjo spoilers #percy jackon and the olympians #poseidon #i am unhinged for that god #seriously #the sea does not like to be restrained???#like it's fine #he can restrain me instead #what do you mean he gave up his pride for percy???#i am on my knees #i hate everyone involved #toby stephens

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maturiin · 5 months

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im still trying to figure them out. take these sketches

#art #aubreyad #jack aubrey #stephen maturin #if you can believe it. my url has nothing to do with this maturin

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anakinshours · 2 months

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride

#can you tell i have a thing for stephen glass??#stephen glass #hayden christensen #belle talks!!#he’s literally such a nerd i love him #😍😍😍

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andruillus · 1 month

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