So Wizard
'Star Wars: Episode 1 Racer'
Nintendo 64
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something something one of those those "Jango falls for Courtesan/Stripper/NightclubSinger/TrophyWife!Obi-Wan" AUs...
But instead Obi-Wan actually being a sex worker, he's undercover and still a Jedi, and either:
They split ways and run into each other a few months later with Obi-Wan in full Prude Beige Knight mode
OR
The situation goes pear-shaped while they're still flirting and Obi-Wan has to break cover to grab a senator and jump out a window and suddenly this half-dressed glittery Person is batting away shots with a lightsaber
and there's a bratty twelve-year-old who ALSO has a lightsaber threatening people with I Will Eat Your Liver if they keep staring at his dad's ass just because the sequined sheathe dress tore in a sexy place
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Okay but the TBB Team has the opportunity to do the funniest fucking thing possible and have Tech be recognized no less than a dozen times as he flails his way back to the others/Pabu/etc.
'Wait! You--you're Riot Racer Tech!!!!'
'...I suppose I am, yes.'
'Oh wow oh maker okay look if you just like, sign this, let me get a selfie, you can just, take anything you want I swear.'
'I can?'
'Yeah! Okay maybe not, you know, everything, but like, definitely all of this.'
'This arrangement sounds distinctly imbalanced in my favor but seeing as I'm in need of these things and short on resources I cannot bring myself to turn it down.'
'Fuck *yes* no one is going to *believe this*!'
And that's how Tech got a lot of random clothes and parts to make a new datapad while his face wound up all over holonet socialmedia despite him being dead.
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Street Racer!Anakin Skywalker HC (NSFW)
18+, cw: Sexual humiliation, object insertion, degradation, Dom!Anakin, sub!reader
Isn't this picture just the bee's knees? Anyway, it's been a minute since I've written anything, but I couldn't get the image of street racer Anakin out of my head, sooooo enjoy!
Street racer! Anakin would bully you into riding his gear shift and he'd make you look at him the entire time, even if you were embarrassed about it. Fucking hell, HE should be embarrassed about this, this car (import, of course. Sleeper build, pretty enough with a good coat of paint, maybe a racing stripe or two but nothing frivolous until you open that engine and see that he's driving an absolute beast) this car is his baby. There isn't a single inch of this car untouched by his hands, he's taken her apart, put her back together, rearranged her to perfection, cleans her twice a week, the whole nine yards. The mess is worth it to watch you wreck yourself like this, watch you get messy, drip your wetness down the shaft.
I can't imagine him saying a single word once he's got you on there, he knows if he fills the silence— encouragement, praise, condescending lines about you getting your filth all over his best girl (the fucking car, mind you)— there'd leave no space for you to really sit in the shame and embarassment of debasing yourself for him. The only time he'd speak would be to remind you to look at him, his unwavering, piercing blue eyes, cruel, waiting for you to humiliate yourself further. Do something really nasty, they'd say, don't just fuck my car tell me that you like it, tell me this is the only way to get my attention these days because I'm always under the hood, earn your cut of what I won tonight. He'd shift his hips, hard as fuck in his pants but not bothering to touch yet, it would be just another thing to help you take your mind off the moment and he doesn't care to throw you that bone yet.
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Should have seen me trying to draw a speeder without screaming lmao.
ALSO I drew armor that's actually compliant to their models lol instead of guessing what it looks like.
A commission for Anon yippee :D
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Andor: What if we depicted a harrowing account of life under an oppressive fascist regime?
The Bad Batch:
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The Force Is Strong!
'Star Wars: Episode 1 Racer'
Nintendo 64
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i'm also playing the gbc version of the star wars racer, on my rg35xx. the console has a rumble, which the original gbc cartridge came with
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Omg. I just purchased this for six dollars new and unopened (not my hand).
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