#source: ifunny

[spectacleweirdo]

#wholesome #source: ifunny

[capndragn94]

Catra: You know what would be sexy? Eating food off each other.

Adora: You didn't do the dishes.

Catra: Not a single one.

#she ra and the princesses of power #spop #she ra #catra #adora #catradora #she ra incorrect quotes #spop incorrect quotes #source: ifunny

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: I have no fears.

Bruce: I'm cooking dinner tonight.

Damian: I have one fear.

#source: ifunny #damian wayne #robin #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw food mention

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Liam: Wow, look at you, getting all romantic with the candles.

Theo: First of all, I'm about to sacrifice you.

Liam: ...

Theo: Kidding, babe.

#teen wolf #thiam #liam dunbar #dylan sprayberry #theo raeken #cody christian #source: me #source: ifunny

[minecraftcorrectmode]

Ivor, to Axel: I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.

#mcsm #mcsm ivor #mcsm axel #source: ifunny

[tdc-incorrect-quotes]

Rian: You took EVERYTHING from me-

SkekSo, wagging his finger: NUH UH

#rian #skekso #brave rian #skekso the emperor #skeksis #tdc incorrect quotes #source: ifunny #mod quotes #tdc | aor #tdc | books #the dark crystal

[addicted-to-his-knife]

Pavi: It’ll be fun!

Pavi: We’ll make it a brother's day.

Pavi: Come on, fratello.

Luigi: I can’t believe I have to say this *sighs* I don’t have time to get tested for STI’s with you tomorrow.

#pavi largo #luigi largo #repo! the genetic opera #repo the genetic opera #repo #incorrect quotes #incorrect repo quotes #source: ifunny

[incorrect-hisui]

Rei: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Kamado: Not if they consent to it.

Volo: Depends on who you’re stabbing.

Professor Laventon: YES??!!?

#source: ifunny #pokémon #pokémon legends arceus #rei pokémon #commander kamado #volo pokémon #professor laventon

[harveyb-wabbit92]

Y/n: y’know, I've always wondered how tall people can sleep at night. the blanket can’t possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes, right?

Ingo: it’s four in the fucking morning

Y/n: so you can’t sleep?

Ingo:*stares at her from over his shoulder.*

Y/n: is it the blanket thing?

#source: ifunny #pokemon incorrect quotes #submas #subway boss ingo #subway boss ingo x reader #fem reader

[covens-of-correct-quotes]

Steve: What if people had food names and food had people names?


Coven Scout: Hey, spaghetti, we’re having Steve for dinner.


Lilith: What is wrong with you people?


Scout Captain: Shut up, chocolate.

#toh steve #coven scout #scout captain #lilith clawthorne #toh #the owl house #incorrect quotes #the emperor’s coven #correct coven quotes #source: ifunny

[incorrect-natshig]

Shigaraki: I have no fears.

Himiko: I'm cooking dinner tonight!

Shigaraki: I have one fear.

#bnha #shigaraki tomura #tomura shiragaki #himiko toga #toga himiko #bnha incorrect quotes #incorrect bnha #Source: IFunny #queue

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Charname: Wow, look at you, getting all romantic with the candles.

Hexxat: First of all, I’m about to sacrifice you.

Charname: !!!

Hexxat: Kidding, babe.

#source: ifunny #baldur's gate #incorrect bhaalspawn quotes #bg2 #charname #hexxat

[capndragn94]

Bow: Why is Adora sobbing on the floor?

Glimmer: She accidentally drank some of my mom's drinks and she's drunk now.

Bow: Oh... But why?

Glimmer: She heard Catra has a girlfriend.

Bow: Isn't SHE Catra's girlfriend?

Glimmer: I KNOW!

#she ra and the princesses of power #spop #she ra #catra #catradora #adora #bow #glimmer #she ra incorrect quotes #spop incorrect quotes #source: ifunny #originally from a drunk adora comic i found #drunk adora

[shonenlinkage]

Shonen Jump Power Linkage Incorrect Quotes 18: Three People, One Motorcycle

Royce: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Kankichi: Yeah, kiddos!

Timmy: Crap…

Yugi: I know, kid.

Vinny: Wait, three?

Bobobo: *Gasp*

Royce: Yeah? 

Penny: OH MY GOD, GINTOKI FELL OFF!!!

#incorrect quotes #source: ifunny #shonen jump #jump all stars #jump force #Kochikame #Yu gi oh #yugioh #yugi moto #Yami Yugi #bobobo bo bo bobo #gintama #Gintoki #gintoki sakata

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Stiles: I need to dye my hair.

Scott: ...

Stiles: Or get another tattoo. Or a new piercing.

Scott: Why?

Stiles: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.

#teen wolf #sciles #mieczysław stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski #dylan obrien #dylan o'brien #scott mccall #tyler posey #source: ifunny

[beatlesdiscord]

Paul: I'm CRYING. you made me CRY.

John: baby

Paul: now is NOT the time for pet names.

John: no I'm calling you a baby

John: I'm insulting you

#paul mccartney #john lennon #...mclennon? #the beatles #source: ifunny