#some ppl are gonna be like 'but str8s do say this!!!'

[22degreehalo]

Imagine if aces and aros talked about gay people the way gay people talk about us.

"Don't forget: gay people are totally valid and they are welcome in the AIQ community!!! 😊 Sure, they might not experience aphobia like aces and aros do, but people shouldn't have to prove they're Oppressed Enough[tm] to be included! :)"

"To be honest, hating on gay people makes no sense to me at ALL lmao. Like aphobia I get, but for a straight person to insist that everyone MUST get a partner NO MATTER WHAT, and then throw a fit because it's the wrong kind of partner?! I don't know man, I just think it's only control freaks who could really be bothered, yknow?"

"And after 'Demi-Aces and Demi Gods' we are proud to announce our first ever gay panel! It's called "GG: homosexuality 101" and it'll answer any questions you might have about what it's like to be gay (no, they aren't all polyamorous!) ending with a rousing discussion about the place of the G within the AIQ+ community as a whole. Following that, we have 'Asexual fashion history'..."

"Oh my god I am SO tired of homophobia discourse. Like my guys literally NONE of this matters in the real world. Just log off and interact with your real-world community and touch grass, okay?"

"Um... no offence, but why is talking about gay people so important to you? We're discussing aspec oppression and you're very obviously derailing. :/ like it is just NOT the same thing. If you want to talk about gay issues (like I get that it could feel uncomfy when people expect you to have a different kind of partner than you want) make your own post, please."

"Oh, I get this question a LOT haha! Don't worry, it is SUPER common for young aspecs to invent gay attraction in an attempt to repress their own aspecness! If you ever decide that that's what happening, and you were just dealing with internalised aphobia, it's okay! You're still a valid aro/ace <3'

"But like. How... would 'homophobia' even work lmfao. Like you're being restricted from couples' benefits by?? Being in a couple the wrong way???? Literally nobody is going to throw you out of your home for having a child with your partner. 🙄 So unless you can provide ANY evidence that gay people are oppressed FOR BEING GAY (i.e. lacking m/f attraction AND having same-gender attraction SIMULTANEOUSLY) then uhhh maybe you should stop talking over people who are ACTUALLY oppressed. (No corrective rape doesn't count lmfao that is literally just aphobia.)"

"Welcome to AIQ pride 2023!!! Gays and lesbians are allowed but y'all are on thin fucking ice 🤪 Ugh it's just a joke lmfao. It's not serious. Jesus I wish y'all WERE oppressed sometimes, maybe you'd have an actual sense of humour 💀"

"Ummmm sorry, but can you take down your post? This celebrity is REALLY important to the aspec community and I really don't appreciate you implying he could be gay :/ Like he literally already said he doesn't like girls. What more do you want lmfao he's aroace. Why is it so important for you to erase that and force him into an amatonormative relationship? Creepy 😬"

"Sorry but I'm just not comfortable seeing talk about 'homophobia' on my post. I repressed my aroaceness for a really long time by trying to convince myself I was gay and it was super traumatic for me. But even if I hadn't you should've known how this reblog might come across to any young aspecs struggling to accept themselves."

"DNW: gay/lesbian characters. No offence but they're always boring ass issue fics written by teenagers trying to prove how Progressive they are. It's always so ridiculously forced and ooc. Like who CARES if you're gay anyway lmfao just go to a bar and have Good Allo Sex or something, you ain't special."

"Mmmm personally, I think that 'homo' and 'hetero' are more like modifiers, really...? I mean, what matters most is whether or not you're actually IN a relationship. The kind of relationship itself just doesn't really matter all that much. I mean, that makes sense, right? 'No shirt' is a wayyy bigger difference from 'blue shirt' than 'red shirt.' So personally I think homosexuality is valid but it's not an identity, it's just a modifier for allosexuality. :)"

"...ugh, look, what's probably going on here is there's some kind of confounding variable at work, like gay people are more likely to be younger (since it's a pretty new identity) so of course their overall wellbeing is lower. That's just logic. But it just doesn't make sense for gay people to be oppressed: they have their identity validated by straight people all the time. So unless you can explain how you can be constantly validated, but still oppressed, these numbers mean nothing."

#some ppl are gonna be like 'but str8s do say this!!!' #like. Y EAH. #gay ppl treat aspecs in many ways similar to how str8 people treat them!!!! #that is not the own you think ut is lmfao

[apatheticlexicographer]

MOTHERFUCK i did not realize how much those antidepressants made me feel physically psychologically and dare i say spiritually like a peat mummy

literally 2 days off them and i've experienced more joy, lucidity, motivation and general good vibes than i did in the whole 2 months i was on them 😭😭

#now granted i did only sleep for 3 hours #but i felt more refreshed and energized today than i ever did when the pills forced me into 8 hours of pseudo-death a night #MY INTERNAL MONOLOGUE IS BACK TO NEVER SHUTTING TF UP #it was practically bones for so long oml #i'm usually annoyingly verbose but i was only able to say like 5 words at a time before i forgot how to end my sentence #yeah i'm prolly gonna lose the rose tinted glasses in a few days when the novelty wears off but for now #it's so nice to feel like myself and not like a lobotomized skinwalker trying to wear my own mannerisms convincingly #(obvsly they help some ppl or they wouldn't be an option to prescribe but GOD they fit my brain chemistry as well as a fork fits an outlet) #<<<<<<I CAN DO THAT AGAIN!!! I MISSED MY STUPID METAPHORS AND MY BAD PUNS AND MY SLIGHTLY OUT OF POCKET JOKES #i was fucking trying but it fundamentally doesn't work if u Try #yoda moment but whatever #yippeee #god did they fucking '''cure''' my ADHD instead of my depression #ok if this is what some ppl's experience of ADHD meds is like then the 'they made me feel like a robot' thing makes a LOT more sense #personally they just make me feel like. yk that one comic abt ADHD with the dog metaphor #yeah amphetamines my beloved let me hold the leash rather than becoming a human dogsled to the whims of my psyche #actually i think i was rather uncharitable to my current dream mask normal pills #i just happened to get mega bitch burnout for 3 months and then spend 2 in the aforementioned peat bog where souls go to die #when not impeded by outside circumstances i think they actually are completely fine #maybe not QUITE as agressively effective as my previous prescription but the ritalin was str8 up harsh #i tried it again for a week and it made my heart beat like it was being powered by a caffienated hamster #but when i used to take it i was already experiencing Real paranoid gerbil anxiety so it just kinda blended in #i only noticed the Severe Health Issue i got bundled as a side effect #and i keep having to remind myself not to go rose-tinted abt how bad it rlly was in retrospect #do i just need to leave a sticky note on my mirror like 'hey dumbass that was NOT a net positive period of ur life' #lexi stfu challenge

[b1adie]

pros and cons of firefly:

pros: genuinely interested on exactly whats up with her and that robot. shes somewhat interesting. also gets hc’d as transfem by some ppl which i like.

cons: all the waifu pullers are so god damn annoying “FIREFLY IS SO META BOOTHILL IS TRASH” shut UP you arent even trying to see if its true. also annoyed that in 2,0 quest she made us run all around a map saying she would give us info after, then we get to a rooftop and get forced on a date when theres still ppl after us and she still told us nothing in that quest.

i was bitching about that earlier too like i literally want to like her so bad and i DO like her but i would like her SO much more if not for how obnoxious some of her fans get. i’m sooo sick of the wife material omg she cooks and cleans and has babies and blushes ohhh shes so perfect!!! stuff. i see it on YouTube and reddit so much. unbearable. like i love the stellaron hunters and ive had fun getting to know her more but the disgusting miasma of the str8 dudes who are obsessed with her is lingering around her at all times. i NEED to get her out of there.

AND i really do hate when games do the like, forcibly pairing/shipping the player character off with another character. like… let me choose to like them on my own??? but they keep forcing her at us again this update (himeko saying we split up for NO REASON, just so that the mc ends up with firefly alone again) like… please. i promise you i will like her on my own you dont have to do this oh my god. its not her fault the fans and the writers are weird but god it gets hard to play thru scenes w her knowing what annoying dudes are gonna be saying later.

she is so trans tho like for real. congrats to the stellaron hunters for having at least 2 transgender women on the team. major win for stellaron hunter fans everywhere

#asks

[jaegerisim]

Hey El! I was just wondering, are you out to people in ur life irl (like ur parents, friends, ect)? If so, what was your process of coming out to them, and how did you deal with people who were a little homophobic or even a lot? If not, do you ever think you will, and why? I’ve been in the closet irl for almost a year and a half now because of homophobic parents, so I’d really like to hear ur story 🙂

Hi nonny! Well, I’ve officially come out to my mom, my brothers, my bff, my fiancé and a couple of other close friends. They know I’m bi, but they don’t know I’m a demigirl, and honestly, they never will. I don’t feel comfortable telling them that, tbh. I don’t rlly fancy the idea of me telling them that, especially when the concept of “gender” is something pretty difficult for many Asians to grasp (at least in my experience, don’t come at me, ok? 😭😭😭😭😭)

ok so I came out to my mom one day when I was still a teen. We were talking about one of my closest friends, at the time, my mom told me the girl had very pretty eyes and I went on this ramble about all the beautiful things things the girl had. My mom was just kinda staring at me like “😯”. So I just straight up went and said “Mom, I like girls as well as boys. I’m bisexual” and my mom (who I knew wouldn’t be homophobic abt it) said “cool, now go clean the dishes! 🥰 or ur lazy ass gonna get whooped” (typical Asian mom, smh). I never told my dad cuz his family is much more conservative and my halmeoni from his side think “gay” is synonymous to “mental illness”. I think my dad kinda guessed it, he’s never said anything about it, tho. My older brother came out as pan a few years before me, when he introduced his bf. Then a few years after me, my twin came out as aroace. They preferred to come out to my dad and I preferred my mom. That’s just how shit is. U tell who u wanna tell, and if ur parents are homophobic then they can go fuck themselves tbh. u can tell whoever u want to ok, nonny? And despite what the str8 media tells u about ur parents needing to be the first to know, it doesn’t have to be like that if u don’t want to. Your friends can be the first to know and ur parents could be the last. Your parents don’t even have to know if u don’t want to.

I came out to my friends and while all of them weren’t homophobic to my face or in that moment, many of them showed their true colors with time.

When you come out, you never really know how they’re gonna react. So you gotta learn to not gaf abt their say on this bc they don’t get one. Plus, at the end of the day, this is about u not them, don’t let them twist you’re coming out into something about them. You don’t have to even tell them and if u do tell them, u r doing it for u, not them. You don’t own anyone anything.

If you wanna know, I‘ve never really learned how to deal w the homophobia and I don’t think I ever will. Homophobia, is not something u assume and it doesn’t always present itself in the same way. Sometimes it’s a comment abt how bi ppl are sluts, other times it’s “joking” comment about being able to have as many threesomes as I want, another time it can be someone straight up calling u a slur. You never know, when or how or from whom the homophobia may come and personally I can’t live with having my guard constantly up. So sometimes I fight back, other times I feel like just ignoring them and maybe a couple of times I break down and cry about it. 🤷🏻‍♀️ sometimes the most “innocent” comment can be my breaking point while some days and don’t even mind them. Honestly? I find pretty scary the fact that sometimes I realize that I have assumed receiving homophobia and slurs to a very deep level.

Anyway, nonny, I hope this ramble answered ur question! 💕🌈

#queer woc #queer #bisexual #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lbgtqcommunity #bi pride

[cutemeat]

3, 7, and 10!

3. what are your top 3 favorite episodes?

I have many many manyyyy faves (and also got this question a bunch, which excites me so dont worry ab that) so im gonna do different themes for my top 3's...

my top 3 fave eps of eps that I've rewatched the most are: The Gang Gets Romantic, The Gang Group Dates, and The Gang Dances Their Asses Off (with Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life as an honorable mention lol)

7. what’s something that we haven’t seen in the show yet that you’d like to see?

i clearly wanna see some resolution or 'get together' scene ONSCREEN (cuz i have argued previously that they HAVE already banged offscreen in Dennis Gets Divorced) but I'd like to see, at the very least, going from writing Macdennis as subtext to making that the overt text. Which, in their defense, they've started doing since s12 ... but I just hope they execute the culmination of the storyline they started in s12/s13 in a way that.. does not suck ass. and i'm usually willing to give rcg a lot of leeway about this particular thing cuz like. theyre str8 they dont know any better LOL. but yeah i wanna see mac and dennis kiss, fuck, date, idc! something!

other things i'd like to see: i'd like to see charlie getting some cathartic 'snapping' arc where he goes back into the badroom and in the vents and the gang cant get him out cuz hes rlly emotional (like as a result of his dad dying or smth) and he basically just snaps, Phantom of the Opera style but he'd be like the Phantom of Paddy's... and maybe this is all while Dee's trying to host an event of whatever kind and so hes just lurking around the whole time trying to sabotage the event... maybe he kidnaps someone LOL thatd be ccool

i also would LOVE to see waitress becoming a more recurring character, esp to team up with Dee. I'd ideally like to see them move IN together n be a duo, but I'll take what I can get. I also just wanna see Dee going crazy. I kinda want Dennis and Dee to have a swap where DEE is the angry, spiteful one and Dennis is just sad and pathetic at his lowest yknow? LOL. Like I think they could easily do this as well, and it seemed to me like they experimented with that kind of dynamic in Gets New Wheels. and lastly, PUT DEE IN THE DUSTER!!!!

i'd like to see more of Mac's ACTUAL life... cuz he has been TALKING about doing all this shit the past couple seasons but we dont get to see what he's ACTUALLY getting up to. So sorta a Mac's Double Life ep but done much better LOL. I just want some character exploration with Mac cuz they seem to be struggling with what to do with Mac since he came out. And I know part of that also has to do with Rob wanting to have a gay man in the writers room but (so far, as far as I know) not being able to get any lol.

I'd also like to see some shit about whatever is going on with Frank that we found out he has a serious, terminal disease in s11... but ik a lot of ppl have said that before me, and for good reason its like.. wtf is going on there LOL

10. who’s your least favorite character?

shit... good question.... yknow i'll just use this as an opportunity to say i hate the way they wrote fat mac. it just felt like they squandered his potential. the way they executed the joke itself was just reeking of rcg's own body image issues which makes it just uncomfortable/not funny if you dont ALSO have rcg's body issues LOL. like i think if they'd done a slower progression over time where the characters just Look Their Age as they age would be a good subversion and probably not too difficult to maintain LMAO. and if Rob wanted Mac's part in that to be gaining some weight for a season/a couple seasons that could've been subversive in itself and done well. But I think bc they made it a seasonal gimmick it suffered for that. So I'm not really answering the question i Know but KJDFGNKDJ tbh i loooove the cast of characters we've become familiar with I think they're all great

#thank u sm!!! <3

[blackbird-brewster]

So i have a crush on my super hot, very gay boss, but that can't and won't happen. Like she has a gf and i have a gf and i'm happy with my gf. At least mostly. And i don't want to ruin any of this or jeopardize my carreer. But like... How do i handle all those emotions when all my ADHD brain wants is to hyperfocus on her? Like i know ppl think this is weird when you're kinda obsessed with a person and i don't want her to think i'm weird... ugh...

Hi anon! I saw this on the go the other day but only just remembered to reply now that I'm on the laptop.

Boy, oh boy, do I understand this feeling!!! I'm so glad you sought me out as your chosen agony uncle on this one.

My simple answer is: it's just gonna be weird for a while, and you just have to wait it out. Which I *know* sucks!!! I've been there multiple times, it HURTS and it sucks because in that situation, you just have to suffer alone until the hyperfocus beast releases you.

I'd never actually thought about this feeling as being hyperfocus until now, so THANK YOU for opening my eyes to something that's SO obvious. (I'm also ADHD + Autistic and this viewpoint just helped me grant myself forgiveness for old crushes!)

I once became hyper-focus obsessed with my manager too, except she was a cishet married woman. When we were drunk once (small place, there were ten of us total, we always hung out) she told me how the same night she met her husband (they were teenage sweethearts) -- she'd slept with her best friend. Drunk teenage party, she hooked up with her best friend. Classic tale.

I, a Known Homosexual, thought 'holy shit -- she's like...actually some flavour of queer?!'. I already had a crush on her, mostly from a 'Hun, your husband is so bland and I could do you so much better.' sort of way. But once I heard she'd slept with her best friend, I was like 'oh god -- this could actually be A Thing!!!!'

I was so utterly obsessed with her, to BEYOND an embarrassing way, thought I was fully in love with her. I analysed every single moment of conversation, searching for subtext, and assigning my own to further my hyperfocus. It was a very wild handful of months. (My partner was still only my bff at the time, and they had to watch all of this unfold while cringing at me -- and yet, they still got together with me after!)

So basically, this went on for AGES. It was literally agony to go to work, bc I was so obsessed with this woman and I was fully convinced she had SOME type of feelings for me. She HAD to, after all these micro-convos and looks and whatever else I assigned meaning to --

She ended up quitting her job, me and another queer co-worker took her out drinking in celebration. That night the three of us got to talking about sexuality, because other co-worker was in her first queer relationship and hadn't previously identified as queer up until then -- and I was like 'Well (manager), you've slept with a woman. You're part of the club!" and she was like "Uhhhh, WHAT?????" and I said "Your best friend! The night you met (husband!)"

Yeah -- she slept with her MALE best friend.

And just like that -- my hyperfocus lifted and I went 'Oh god, I've been so obsessed with this woman and she's just like sooooo str8.'

Different from you when the person in question is actually queer -- but, I guess what I'm saying is -- there will eventually come a time when the hyperfixation lifts just as quickly as it set in and until then, just try and keep your chin up and ride it out.

My ask box is always open if you want to vent about it -- I know how hard this situation is when you don't have anyone to talk to about it. Love you Anon, sorry you're in the thick of it right now. It will get better <3

#anon #reply post #about me 2k23 #lord that was A Weird Time for me #cannot believe Doom Them watched that unfold live and STILL wanted to date me afterwards lmao #Code name jupiter #hot boss saga

[desertdxg]

man how did u find the hottest kinkiest ppl to play with teach me ur ways

im not sure if this was a rhetorical question or not BUT i'm gonna answer it seriously and in way too much detail anyway because i had some Thoughts (tm) while writing this

SO alright anon let me give ya the flowk1ng method to finding and getting the hottest kinkiest people to play with you (tho your mileage may vary):

Step 1: Download Grindr (or a similar hookup app, i really only use Grindr tho so this answer will be focussed on my experiences on there). You instantly have access to so many hot people who are probably pretty kinky just by doing this (but also- if you're trans like me anon, be careful because there are people on there who are chasers / creepy about it. The block button is your best friend!)

Step 2: Fill out your details, including kinks/things you're into, what you want out of experiences, if you can host or not, limits, etc. I am very direct in my Grindr bio. It doesn't stop the occasional dumbass from waltzing into my messages asking to eat my pussy, but it will let those hot kinky people know that you might be a good match for them

Step 3: Go message some people! Put yourself out there! I always chat people for a while before meeting up and make crystal clear what we want to happen in this encounter, what we're into, limits, establishing a safeword (if necessary). Usually your genuine creeps will reveal themselves pretty quickly, even if they don't mean to. It is insane how easily creeps tell on themselves and don't even know it. Never be desperate to meet up with someone- it's never ended well for me whenever i've done it. Good communication and transparency are key to making any good sexual/kinky relationship work. You'll find a lot of your best guys (like the ones i tend to talk about) this way, because they value those same things.

Pro Tips, some of these are lighthearted, others very serious:

1. The block button is your best friend! No really. It is. Get well acquainted with it. I have a very long Grindr blocklist because of someone who squicked me out, or was an asshole, and i've really only had like 2 bad Grindr experiences because of this.

2. Do not EVER compromise on your boundaries. EVER. If you're talking with someone, no matter how hot they seem, or how good they talk dirty and get ya goin, if they can't respect your boundaries and limits they need to kick rocks. I've compromised for a few guys and it's never been worth it.

3. Just because someone messages you does not mean they are entitled to a response from you. There are guys on all these apps, not just Grindr, who seem to think otherwise. This circles back to tip #1- the block button is your best friend.

4. A few red flags for Grindr usernames/bios i've come across:

- Capital Ts: if someone has a name like "👀 2 parTy" or something in that vein, they are typically into hard drugs, most specifically, crystal meth. If that's not your scene, avoid like the plague.

- 👀TS / TS only / 4 TS / etc.: Basically if someone has "TS" in their username, especially if they have "seeking" / "looking for" before the "TS", they're a trans chaser/fetishizer. These guys also tend to be super fucking weird. I've met no normal guy with "TS" in their username or bio.

- DL or str8: These guys aren't out of the closet or open about their sexuality, which is fine! That's not the part I have a problem with. I'm actually personally stealth in my normal day to day life. But because of that, a lot of these guys tend to be huge pricks and can get very aggressive in a not sexy way. I just tend to avoid them personally

5. I use a lot of little emojis (specifically these 3: 🥰🥵🥺) when texting guys. i also tend to type in all lowercases. i'll also reply with 'mmm' or 'fuck' a lot if they say something particularly hot. For some reason it works really well with those hot kinky types you're looking for.

6. A lot of this is honestly just trying things and seeing what sticks. You eventually find a rhythm for how you wanna dirty talk, or flirt, or just generally be when you're getting ready to have some fun. What I described in #5 is what works best for me, but that may not be the case for you and that's fine! If you've found a good one for you, it'll be pretty easy to find that flow and it'll almost come natural. And tbh bouncing ideas off each other and fantasizing together between sessions is honestly one of the most fun parts of having a long term sexual relationship with someone.

7. I only give out off-app contact info (like my phone #, for example) after I've met someone in person and gotten a good feel for how they are. And after I've seen if we actually have chemistry and if i could see myself hooking up with them again. I highly recommend doing the same, it's worked very well for me so far.

Also sorry that this got so long and got into kind of dark territory at times, I just really want ya to be safe, anon (and anyone else reading), in your quest to find your own hot kinky people to have fun with! I hope this helps, haha

Thanks a bunch for the ask!

#anons #answered #inbox me #dm me #this is honestly literally all i do to get the encounters i post about 🤷 #i just have good luck i guess LOL

[cornflowercanine]

me s33ing ppl talk a8t how sad it is to never come out irl; yea me remem8ering i plan to never ever come out as non8inary irl cause it would positively affect jack shit; oh right lol

#clove rambles #like itd 8e NICE and i MIGHT get actual social dysphoria if/when i stop 8eing so dissoci8y #8ut my goals with coming out as n8 would 8e -stop misgendering me -stop using my old name -stop s33ing me as a 100% cis girl #which >is only comforta8le with neopronouns >GRIMACING. #>the only ppl i interact with irl are my family and i dont WANT them to know a8out actual me self clove for a world of reasons #>i already dress and look Like This for all i know ppl ALREADY s33 me as Girl; 8ut Weirder and if i came out as n8 #that might change it from 'girl 8ut weird' to 'pretending to not 8e a girl' which is -eye roll- #coming out str8 up would not positively affect or change anything; at 8est #no8odys like outright shitty to me for my identity 8ut i still have to Convince people of what i am every time they s33 me #i have to explain my identity and why i use it and 'why' i am it and i have to dance around how many genders i am #and i have to correct ppl on my pronouns every time they talk a8out me or i have to deal with the 'saying name over and over- #-to a humorous degr33 8ut not once using my pronouns' that i ALREADY deal with enough of online #and then i have to explain how im non8inary and a les8ian and those dont cancel eachother out and 8lah 8lah 8lah 8lah 8lah 8lah 8lah 8lah 8l #it would cause me way more trou8le and questions and constant justifying of my existence than it would ever 8e worth #ESPESCIALLY as a 8orderline nondysphoric person like. this str8 up will do exactly nothing to help me; short-term or long-term #i MIGHT n33d to come out as aro at some point 8c -in tears- 8ro i care so fucking little a8out ur rel8ionship 8ro im NOT gonna d8 anyone ple #8uttttttt idk how me 8eing alloaro would go over with my mormon family lol. #its just. im openly a les8ian and thats good enough. that is all anyone n33ds to know #in fact if i hadnt come out as a les8ian already id have come out as aro and aro alone instead #cause itd ditch the 8iggest annoyance of 'SOOO WHEN ARE U GONNA GET A 8OYFRIEND/HUS8AND HUH :))))' #just. god lol anyway never ever f33l like u HAVE to come out if u dont want to or it wont help you

[hypertonicplague]

Dead Dumb HCs for Obey Me

Honestly feel free to ignore these skskks

They’re just personal hc, some of em got picked from other ppls hcs but more r less just some dumb stuff I think abt

Gonna all be mushed together cuz I’ve got dirt brain

This gonna be long as a mf n I can’t do the read more option cuz mobile I’m sorry 🥺🥲 forgive me

*kithes y’all*

Lucifer sleeps in his demon form, no matter where r with who he just can’t help it. He tries to sleep in his glam but for some reason every time he wakes up, he’s in demon form

Asmo keeps his room HOT. Like HOT HOT, 87F maybe hotter. No ones knows why n he wont say. So if ya sleep w him ya will end up either nude or half nude in the morning str8 up sticking to Asmo (an not even in a seggc way) peel ya self off bb

That being said he has a big ass icebox r some shit in his room that’s filled w beauty products so they don’t melt or go bad. It’s probably pink n covered in flowers w gold trimming r some extra shit lol

Beel once ate something from in it lol n got hospitalized. But not because of the makeup-

Mammon’s 100% definitely a sleep walker n ya cant change my mind

That being said the brothers all take turns waking up in the middle of the night to find mammon n put him bck in his bed (they once found him in the basement, stuck in a large crack in the wall)

Levi has never slept on a water bed n doesn’t know they exist n the brothers plan to KEEP it that way. There’s a really funny reason for this n that’s up to ya own mind to think abt 😘

Dia physical can’t eat Mochi r any kinda of candy r food w the same texture. They just can’t chew it correctly n it looks kinda weird to watch them eat it lol

Dia’s got an underbite!! It’s not very pronounced but it’s there if ya looking for it (they also got bigger bottom fangs)

That being said Lucifer matches opposite w an overbite. If you point it out he’ll deny it to his death n make u cook dinner for the rest of the week 

Beel can’t eat food textures that r slimy n crunchy (like rice pudding for example) but he forgets a lot n ends up stimming cuz of it (he likes biting to self soothe sksk)

When Satan gets really into a book they’ll act out the story silently (like *character scowls in their book* n you’ll see them scowling too r making a surprise face r something) they’ve accidentally broken vases n stuff when throwing their arms out lol

Levi wears long pants n stockings cuz if you touch the back of his knees, even SLIGHTLY, he’ll fold like a chair 🪑

Barb doesn’t sleep but they do like roaming around the castle n sleepin in the empty beds while Dia sleeps. They doesn’t know why they like doin it lol. Something abt being homely

Solomon be eating bugs

Asmo be eating bugs too

Belphie actually sleeps in Mammon’s bed a lot when mammon isn’t home r in his room. It’s not uncommon to see mammon walking out of his room w Belphie in his arms. Belphie won’t ever tell him but it’s cuz he feels second safest around mammon (n only goes into his room after a nightmare)

Belphie also sleeps a lot in Lucifers study too but only cuz it’s one of the coldest places in the house

Satan doesn’t have a bed anymore (books) n sleeps on their lil love seat in their room

Lucifer roams the house dead at night (most of the time before mammon starts sleep walking) and will open each of his brothers doors to check on them. Only after he’s made sure everyone is safe he’ll go to sleep.

Dia txts everyone goodnight EVERY day. Even if they haven’t talked, even if they had a mild fight, EVERY night no exceptions

Full blooded demons (Dia, Barb, Satan, ect.) use mostly they/them pronouns cuz they don’t actively have a set gender r genitals. Depending on their partner n the time of the year, they’re either rocking dong r punani when it’s segg time. Other than that?? If u pants them there’s nothing, not even nips (ofc some demons prefer masc r femme pronouns, just ask em!!)

That being said angels are intersex and all of them have breast. (Even the extra buff n masc preferred ones. God is an asshole 🤧) all the brothers are leanin on da masc side (except Asmo who’s more genderfluid than anything)

pee balls

That’s all

kithe

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me asmodeus #obey me dia #obey me levi #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me beel #obey me beelzebub #obey me barbatos #obey me belphegor #obey me satan #obey me solomon #obey me mammon #om! swd #mmmm I’ll think of more later #just gotta get these outta my head more now lol #skskskssksks some of these (like the texture n stim) is just me projecting 😳😳 #txt #txt post #ignore this plz lol

[curryaboo]

— hiii! i was tagged by @banglatown @bengayli @jentlemahae @chameli aaand @/minteas to do this “get to know me better/20 questions” tag!! thank u so much beauts!! <3<3<3<3<3

🪁 what do you prefer to be called name-wise?

rao is absolutely fine!! <33

🪁 when is your birthday?

oct 13 :) i share it with some,, prominent people in popular culture and politics which aren’t rlly MY personal faves but wtvr it just goes to prove i’m the superior oct 13 baby !

🪁 where do you live?

the uk :<

🪁 three things you’re doing right now?

answering these questions, sorting out some spotify playlists in between answering these questions & casting my eyes between lines of james acaster’s classic scrapes and my phone (sunny @/amarakaran mentioned the book on one of her tag games n very kindly gave me the link to it and i jumped str8 to reading it! u know you’ve watched too many things featuring james acaster when u now read his book in his exact voice :/)

🪁 four fandoms that have piqued your interest right now?

bbc ghosts (ppl have some amazing theories n opinions surrounding it but i would not advise looking up the tag on here and sorting thru recent god bless youse but there are some awful takes there) aaand idk ig a range of kpop groups but i don’t rlly participate in the fandom sides of things anymore (and i’m not consuming a lot of new media or at least keeping up to date with the media that i do to label myself as being interested in being part of the fandom)

🪁 how is the pandemic treating you?

icl now that i’m seeing it in retrospect, it’s been cruel in the sense that it’s taken a lot of important things away from me (my last two years of high school for example i’m rlly bummed abt that) & stunted me in some ways but regardless i’ve learnt a lot about myself and my friends & family and yeah i’ve learnt to cherish myself and my loved ones all the same :)

🪁 song you can’t stop listening to right now?

boy am i glad this question is here bc since yesterday ? maybe i’ve been listening to gal mitthi mitthi endlesslyyy i think my brain chemicals recognise that we haven’t been to a wedding for the past 2 summers so it tries to fill the void by fixating on this one wedding-y song 💔💔

🪁 recommend a movie

PLS if u haven’t already , pls watch assassination nation bc i need someone to begrudgingly revel with in the absolute shit show pisstake of a movie that this is . (as a side note: my soul will not know peace until kennie jd does a video on it) on a more serious side, english vinglish is one of my most favourite films 10000/10 recommend pls go see it if u haven’t it’s an absolute warm hug of a movie <3

🪁 how old are you?

18 :)

🪁 school, university, occupation, other?

gap year babieee my soul is just wondering the place rn

🪁 do you prefer hot or cold?

cold !!

🪁 name one fact others may not know about you.

uhmm i lived in bangladesh for about 9-10 months when i was abt 4 and it was so amazing i miss it very much :’]

🪁 are you shy?

yes quite shy :} but i will always put effort into getting to know someone or initiating a convo !!

🪁 do you have any preferred pronouns?

i was in turmoil over them rlly but she/they is what i’m comfy with rn ! :D

🪁 any pet peeves?

other than some obvious ones, when ppl open things like crisps packets upside down,, that disgusts me truly

🪁 what’s your favourite “dere” type?

i would be a liar if i said i wasn’t biased towards a good bakadere but not too much that it annoys me lmao

🪁 rate your life 1-10. 1 being really crappy and 10 being the best you could ever be.

hmm rn it’s maybe a 5?? i’m grateful for so many things but there is def a lot of room for improvement :] (actually i just got on a 3 month free trial for spotify today so that just bumped the 5 up to a 6 😌)

🪁 what’s your main blog?

this one right here jaanoo.tumblr.com !!

🪁 list your side blogs and what they’re used for.

i don’t have any but i’ve been thinking of making one for aesthetics or like future references ??

🪁 is there anything you think people need to know about you before becoming friends with you?

uhmm again i am quite shy teehee™️ imo there’s a noticeable difference between when we were yk just friendly towards each other vs when we actually become friends and i’m more comfortable with u . that’s not to say that i was being fake in the earlier instances of u knowing me, i was just a lot more reserved :) i’m also one of those *is online 24/7 but gets virtual interaction burnout every 2 hours so postpones replying to ur message to 3 days later* which sucks skfjdsj but yeah if there was anything that i’d need to know about YOU it’d be if u had any dietary requirements bc i love baking for my friends <333

ok now i’m gonna embarrass myself more than i already have & tag a lot of ppl bc i’m super nosey like that and want to know my mutuals’ answers to these 🥸 ofc u can absolutely ignore this and not want to do it we’re not under any contractual binding here <33 @allenoraaa @okhag @watermlon @gayanese @letteredwingsmain @theropoda @holyself @txtzy @creatures2010 @junqhwans @mistblush @snsdyuri @waterz @derelicthousefootage @killuaology @staycverse @amarakaran @tendermachines @shahrukh-khan @peachysara @firesigns @postmoderncaricatures @horrormanga @iqraars @123dream @sunmisbf @avisachi @bengaligirlfriend @morksuns @czennie-on-top @markvibes @joppin @nyuly @shin-jiyoon @99lover @mithaai @chamelis @thefinalgirlz @nikolailantsovswifey @mehendi @yerification @oneustual @singinginthecar @yejiswife @lovedsoup @mangopickled and uhh tumblr’s not letting me annoy tag anymore ppl so if u wanna do this and ur not on the list (ur in my heart 💕 and in an ideal world where tumblr automatically tags all my mutuals 😑) u can say i tagged u if you’d like!! ^_^

#scrolling thru my silly little followers list to tag ppl in my silly little tag game <3 #also ru mangopickled u saved my life with the little mobile readmore thing tysm <3<3<3 #🌙

[hurricane-utah]

So I wanted to talk a more about my AU, not just about Williams side of everything. I wanted to go into LGBTQ+ properties of the story and a few other things (like (platonic) relationships)

I wanted to dicusss some of the issues I’ll be writing when it comes to LGBTQ+ (like not being accepted and stuff) so TW about that

Something else is that when the animatronics sort of “argue” or “think this stuff is weird” they’re just kids who grew up with their awful parents but I DO want to say they become understanding of each other and ignore their parents beliefs. They only ever think its “strange” at the most because they grew up when cishet was the only thing acceptable

Goldie is trans!! A trans man to be exact. He used to be a girl (the child who was murdered was a girl) and is now a man. He is attracted to women romantically and is under the asexual category demisexual. His parents always thought it was weird how “she” didn’t like men and just genuinely seemed disinterested. They definitely tried to force upon cishet is the only thing that existed, not knowing their child was trans

Toy Bonnie is ALSO a trans man, but he likes men. Some of the others make jokes about him being gay because he looks so feminine. It’s all in good fun, THEY think, but it eventually wears him down because he is GENUINELY gay.

Now this sounds unrelated at first, but Freddy and Goldie are related in my universe (brothers). So, they grew up in the same household with the same awful family. Freddy is a sort of judgy asshole because of this (NOT ABOUT LGBTQ+, just in general) and learning about his brother being trans was strange but he understood and was accepting even though he couldn’t understand at first (Freddy also questions his sexuality a lot)

Foxy, Bonnie, Mangle, Freddy, and Toy Chica All question their sexuality at some point. Foxy realizes guys booties can be just as nice as girls, Bonnie realizes dicks can be nice, Mangle realizes she/he/it/they (birth gender is female, is actually non-binary) likes boobies too, freddy gets several physical attractions to men that he can’t explain (even if they go no where), Toy Chica learns about what it’s like to get crushes on women

Toy Freddy comes to terms with his asexuality and that he’s not weird because of it with the help of his friends and even jokes about it

Toy Bonnie eventually embraces he’s gay and is proud of it

Mangle struggles being non-binary / gender fluid and and they’re pronouns, constantly wondering “am I non-binary or gender fluid?” And cant make up their mind and struggle with their feminine body

Okay, so that’s a good portion of the animatronics LGBTQ+ representation (for like the first few comics, other robots will be here later) and now to the human side of things!

Mrs.Afton (or Isabelle in my case) grew up with a family that enforced cishet, so it ends up being weird to her. People always make her out to be an angel, BUT I DONT WANT TO! Ppl back then were AWFUL and she’s not as supportive about it as she could be! (THIS IS NOT REPRESENTATION FOR THISE PPL btw)

Elizabeth realizes she bisexual at some point (AND DONT SAY KIDS CANT BE GAY OR ILL WILL FIND YOU)

Michael is gay 🎉 and he doesn’t care what his parents think of it. At first he pretended to he str8 cuz his dude friends were all cishet but at some point he stopped caring. Definitely lost friends because of it and drama with his mama about it too (poor guy 😞) William wouldn’t really care, less grandchildren to worry about

Speaking of William (ah, here I go again) he’s very closeted. He’s def not str8 (I’m sorry he acts too fruity sometimes) but I’m not gonna tell you what he is (because it’s a specific story element) but just know he ain’t 100% str8 👌

Henry def ain’t 100% str8 and you can’t lie to me

But I think that’s it? Idk 🤷 those are all of the characters I think if atm, so it’ll have to do. I hope you enjoy or something

#fnaf #five nights at freddys #helluva-hurricane #scott cawthon #rise of the king comic #fnaf au #fnaf Rise of the King #my au #my fnaf au #fnaf headcanons #fnaf au headcanons #lgbtq+ #tw homophobia #I think?

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

ACTUALLY ill str8 argue with you on the pretentious thing. Im sure my tone has something to do with it but for as long as this marvel craze has been around irl ppl have called me pretentious n a whiner from my family members to classmates n two teachers. Ill usually mald about how i think a movie was stupid n i get eyerolls n hit with the "your standards are too high its just for fun" however if im not malding n just say i dont like it ppl wil go ok unless theyre like an irl twitter user than they hsnd ti defend white actors honor

yeah i do think it is a thing of like. people already kinda thinking comic books inherently have less artistic merit as a medium (and by extension the adaptations should be held to not-as-high standards) and marvel movies deliberately kinda marketing themselves as like brainless fun so people will say you should have lower standards. which does kinda suck. and it like does Happen but then it becomes like this weird ideological keystone for some people and i feel like people are so fucking insane about it that like at the end of the day who cares and i feel the need to go to the other extreme which is total denial. just so that like exists as a thing people say. but also like yeah i do think it's kind of an attitude problem a little like if you just say to people you weren't big on them and answering friendlily when someone asks why you think that it's not gonna cause an issue it's just that people will match your energy when you go off on one. which fucking no one online understands including me. which sucks

#ask #fagmortar

[hustlerose]

dont rb dont rb dont rb dont rb dont rb

i was talkin about this irl but lemme see if i can get it down. so i’ve basically always hated labels (applied to myself anyway). the ones i can stand are always pretty minimal. 

i feel like i’ve been able to witness sort of a renaissance of lgbt labels. ppl my age and younger are spreading around faux latin word salad and it’s kind of amazing. labels mean legitimacy so young ppl have built up this folk academia around every aspect of love and self expression. some ppl just use these hyper specific labels as a way to explore their own identities, most of them never say the words in real life. and that exploration is a good thing. 

but i think we hit on a problem. cis str8 people dont know the folk academia. in the same way that technical language in any field can be inaccessible to most ppl, most ppl arent familiar with the kinsey scale or the split attraction model or any of the faux latin. the labels are useful in figuring yourself out, but are they really useful when you’re out? 

here’s where it gets personal i wanna stress that this is about me it’s not fucking supposed to be universal. 

a label that has to be defined every time you use it is not doing its job, and i hate wasting my breath. i’ve always preferred to say things in very human terms, without academic language. i want to be understood because why else to we communicate. if you’re gonna have to define demisexual every time you say it, why not just say the definition instead? 

if i was gonna label myself in the most academically accurate way for tumblr purposes, it would be smth like: biromantic demisexual nonbinary trans woman. that’s so many words that need to be defined. i dont even want to call myself a nonbinary trans woman. i shouldnt need so many qualifiers. 

am i trans? yes. am i nonbinary? yes. am i a woman? yes. but do i need to say all that up front? woman is a great word because it packs so much meaning into a small word. when i call myself a woman with no qualifiers, i’m sorta making the case that i dont need them. “woman” is not one experience. the word is defined broadly enough to include me, no ifs ands or buts. i think it brings up ideas about what gender really is. if you meet me where i am and accept that i am a woman, the same gender as any other woman, you have to consider what that really means. 

woman is a very human word, so far removed from technical language. i like saying things in human terms, so ppl can understand them. 

example. if i say “ADHD” a lot of ppl are gonna have different ideas about what that means. they might have certain info or misinfo about it. but if i say i’m easily distracted or i need time to get motivated when i start a new task, that’s human language. anyone can understand that if they speak english. 

when i say nonbinary trans woman ppl are gonna have a hard time. but if i say i’m a trans woman but there’s a bit more nuance to it than that, it’s a little easier. 

now dont get me wrong i love the word nonbinary. i love being nonbinary. i think the word nonbinary can be just as sharp as the word trans or the word woman. it’s widely used with a broad definition. 

i love the word trans too. an academic word with a complex history, reduced down to a single syllable that you can just fuckin spit out. i’m fuckin TRANS. you can just say that. 

still these words are optional. “woman” includes me. “female” includes me. i can call myself these things without stacking adjectives on them and weighing them down. it makes me feel free in a way thats hard to describe. it’s like putting my own identity into the most human words possible makes me more human. suddenly, with just a change of language, i’m not an academic oddity anymore. the simplicity makes it real. the less i say, the more i am human. 

[janexeu]

     though the mist might prevent some from seeing it, JANE MÁRQUEZ is actually a descendent of HYPNOS. it’s still a question of whether or not the TWENTY-SIX year old DEMIGOD ELEMENTARY EDUCATION MAJOR from NEW ORLEANS, USA has taken after HER godly parent completely, but the demigod is still known to be quite SACRIFICIAL & STUBBORN.

( she’s b-b-b-back on her bs : katya ! tis uhm ,,,, a lil bit of a chonk of an intro but ill try 2 b cute w it. any time u wanna yeet jus peep the gif again & forgive me bc Look At Her ! )

POWERS ( more info here )

hypnokinesis  — p much made her a glorified babysitter w lynch-esque wacko dreams. it got stronger naturally as she got older, but jus w herself n eventually the ppl shes real close w. its also gotten a lot better since comin to eonia 

seeing gods in dreams  — she doesnt hang out w em every fridays at tgifs but like ,,, if she had Pertinent Questions she cud smhw make it happen. found out abt her being a demigod at age 10 when she met hypnos

memory retrieval — shes got great memry of her own but bc she knows it can help w grief n all that, shes been learnin in eonia how to do it 4 others if they mayb wanted it

BIO POINTS 

her single ma died during childbirth so jane's been in the foster care system since 5ever. attempts at reunification nvr worked out but thankfully she got real lucky w her group home and foster families. twas stable enough to not emotionally scar her even further but the instability of it all was fosho a big ol’ lot and has influenced her rigidness in sum aspects of her life

she lived p much as a mortal even tho her powers r a lil freaky. never went to camp but it worked out bc all her abilities r internal and cannot be Perceived by others. she had a talk w hypnos abt what 2 do n he mentioned camps but also gave sum monster avoidance tips ( like rarely use ur powers, maybe learn self defense, yada yada ) n she jus ,,, did that so she cud continue livin real normal w the mortals. logistics of camp stressed her out esp bc shes livin w non-family n stuff yk it was All Too Much, miss her w the added demigod stress tyvm

got married at 23 to her childhood sweetums luis, but he ,,, died abt a yr later fr a car accident. coma for 2 weeks n jane p much slept the entire time in his hospital room, visitin his dreams n talkin to him. twas a life support sitch so they eventually decided to pull da plug whch was real sad but like she's processed it 2 da best of her abilities. her powers helped a lot in the coping too n she visits memories of him in her dreams smtms when it gets real sad then shes ok again bc life goes on n life is pretty uwu

bc of her bg round kids of all kinds, shes always been passionate abt em. always takin babysittin/tutor gigs and went to community college so she cud teach n then worked as an elem teacher. only started considerin goin 2 eonia 4 postgrad when she had a student who showed signs n strugglez of bein a demigod. she eventually got to talk to their godly parent 2 confirm n she was shocked pikachu meme, real concerned for all those youngins who hav no clue what to do ! or how to cope ! bc they cant facetime w the olympians lyk she can ! so cue her discussin eonia w luis a lot then a year after the accident, broke out the pro-con list again. took abt *checks watch* another yr til she finally decided to zoom 2 athens but then whoosh she did !

PERSONALITY

yearning ? idk her — shes can be a bit of a take it as is typa chick. can be a lil literal jsksj not dumb but like ,,, def doesnt read into things enuff to pine n long n year yk. some things might def fly over her head. she says Yes To Serotonin in this house. she dk the the mitskis n the sikens n the carsons ; its all mary oliver up in this joint. we just tryna luv life n be grateful folkz

le freak, say chic ! — control freak, that is. growin up in an unstable envi meant shed cling 2 stability n independence, wrvr she cud get it. so when it comes 2 the way she does things, she can be real a heel digger. also bc she has 2 deal w kids yk so it can b A Lot n shes v stern lyk dat. ofc she wont infantilize the eonians .,,,. or will she ? big sis vibes outta control. she means well tho always always means well. itll also b v hard to get her 2 giv up on sum1 bc life ? she luvs it n knows u can too

changes by david bowie — is decidedly skipped on the playlist. she doesnt like change !!! i mean she knows its inevitable but still not entire unavoidable. ever since she got out of the system, shes had a partner n her own way of doing things n its been workin out so why change it yk ? she says time may change me but jokes on u i can sorta trace time 

rip but im different — this goes out to all em whores in this house. she respectz ur hustle but like ,,,, not her thang. girl doesnt even get drunk when she drinks bc she doesnt rlly drink sksjsk doesnt like the taste of it, big baby ! but like she's Lived, its more like. ok tried it, not for me. thanks tho. also for all the meanies in the house, y’all perplex her. shes empathetic n wont show the judgement but smtms shes lowkey lyk .,., ur how old n u had all this goin 4 u n ur still so rotten ? how u actin like a 7yo w a trantrum ? scratch head, make it make sense

at least u tried — dad jokes, bad puns, tries to be big jokester but isn't funny. she's pretty tho so she gets away with it. idk wht else 2 say ur honor. shes the type thatll embarrass u w affection

well that was Awkward — probably sum1 abt her if  they see her actin a Fool bc shes in a foreign sitch or topic. when shes a fish outta water then she can be so ! easily ! flustered ! which is p much her in eonia. shes not new new but theres way 2 much godly shennanigans for her to wrap her head ‘round n sis has never gone to camp so its ice bucket challenge level shock from time to time still w da magics n lore

til death do us part — yknow when death cab for cutie said i knew that u wer a truth i wud rather lose than 2 hav nvr lain beside at all ? how abt when they wrecked me by rudely sayin love is watching sum1 die ? yes ? no ? nywy thats jane 4 ya. if she loves then shes in and if shes in then she is all in, luke danes stylez

was that a vivid enough picture or did i just word vom the same things agen n agen sjksjs jus know shes cute n sweet if a lil frustrating n annoying bc shes stubbornpants mcgee. may or may not have a slight compulsion to help fix other ppl ..,,.. someone set her str8 n tell her fix u by coldplay isnt it !!!  

OTHER INFO 

5′9″ born 4 october 1994, virgo sun n moon

not a freshie ! idk how long her program is but like ,,, lets ignore that 4 now ok jus kno that she been here a while

yogi & boxing enthusiast back at home. hc her mans got real into the martial arts w her when hypnos told her she gotta learn how 2 defend so that was one of their things : bonding by workouts so jane cud protecc herself if need be

her maiden name’s jane fulton. got her mommas surname but the name jane ? thats some jane doe bs some rando picked out for her which she hated at first but then seeing tarzan made her go hmmm, ok bet !

lgbtq+ alliance president ! identifies as pan

she met her late hubbie when they were abt 7ish, real friends 2 lovers cuteness. jane was there for him throughout his entire coming out & transition ergo her passion for the community esp queer kids bc she was That Cis Ally for her mans. wears her ring as a real lowkey necklace now

shes also real passionate abt sleep. will ask u how did u sleep last night p much every day u see her bc ppl spend like half their lives asleep catherine ofc shes gonna ask

her fave thing abt eonia ?  the whole siblings bit. shes had 2 make do w what she got n build a family from scratch so this ? she luvs it a lot let her give u kithes hypnos babies

shes p well versed in the greek thingies but only thru the knowledge mortals gets + dream info. after her realizin who she is, all things ancient greek jus sorta became her niche interest ykwim ? shes not like Super Learned abt it more like ,,, ok i gotta at least make Sum sense outta all this, gotta learn what i can. imagin how embarrassin it wud b 2 see a god in ur dream n then go : sorry to this man. nope. not jane, not her, nuh-uh 

luv languages : words, acts of service, physical touch !

useless hcs but she loves disney sfm ok. smtms dresses up as princess tiana for bday parties n shit bc shell do nythin 2 put a smile on the kids n babs faces

ya like jazz ? bc jane surely does ! adores motown & 60s music. nina simone owns her. no one drag peggy lee from 101 dalmatians ! not an important hc but i jus wanted to quote my bubble butt winged bee lover barry

POSSIBLE CONNECTIONS

children ! infants ! babies !

demigods that make her scratch head damn u live like this ? but also wud knife emoji to protect n care for. shes not the oldest on campus but shes been livin independently p much her entire life so she finks shes got a tight grasp on the myth that is Adulting  

srsly tho the Big Sis vibes is off the charts w this one. shell perserve u dumdums

baddie influencies !

convince her 2 get drunk at a party ! bc she never does. convince her to maybe try drugs ! or go hook up ! do smths impulsive idk jus smth new !

gl tho bc shes not rlly ,,, easily influenced But she can b reasoned w ! in general i fink its just gonna be a fun dynamic if y/m knows how to coax sum wildness outta her or w/e bc thotty yummy theyre hotty yolo rzning jus wont do w this gal. will most likely get argumentative like a big ol momma hen but if u win then ur winning big

Sleep Now or forever hold ur peace !

idk sum1 she helps w their messy sleep ? shes def not super public w it, surely knows her other siblings r Better at it but if  y’all are close, she probs enjoys doin it 4 ya. she runs her hair thru fingers a lot when she does it. like a lot a lot unless u tell her to get lost

lover boi, lover gorl, lover enby !

she can be a lil traditional when it comes to how she views rels. she wants all that meetcute courting bs ! no gender roles tho n u best be sure shes not constantly comparin w her late hubbie ,,, but she jus wants smth magical n 2 be wooed again yk ?

so yea ,,, crushers mayhaps ? sum1 who is tryin 2 woo her ? sum1 she had a meetcute w and now janes got lowkey heart eyes for em ? idk lotsa possiblities but pls keep in mind she is not good at the flirtings so hav mercy on her 

eonia tour guide !

or jus friends who like ,,, constnatly fill her in w all the godly stuff n whatnot. years of not goin 2 camps mean u miss out on a lot ! explore ruins w her n get her info her mortal educ didnt make her privy 2 yk 

head real empty atm i will think of sum n let y’all know when i do, but give us all the conekshunz. friends, enemies, the usual bit, lgbtq alliance peeps, lmk whats up whats done whats cookin we want it all

( shes p much a new muse n da result of me tryna bring in an emotionally healthy kid to this sad sad university. janes in a v good well-adjusted place rn n is my therapy muse bc that other bitch m** is a messy handful. but wbk life aint linear so mayhaps shit’ll hit da fan or one of y/m will ruin her lmfao press f pls ! but also color me eyes emoji bc we love to see it )

#euintro

[sinkingwmyships]

hEY BABY

im back at it again with

JJBA (VA) Purge AU (3)

yeeee this is the one abt the relationship scenarios ;)))

part 1 | part 2

i highly recommend checking out the previous parts first, if not this might be kinda hard to follow

between me and my 1.5 braincells we're trying really hard y'all so pls go easy on us show some support ;_;

OKAY

(oh yea a heads-up no ships are decided yet so treat all these relationship scenarios as hcs (yea imma make AUs inside an AU lmfao))

tw: (1 mention of) homophobia, referenced past abuse, bullying (??)

1. fugio

the first scenario that popped into my head is that Fugo and Giorno go to the same university (for some reason Gio's parents can afford to send him there, idk he probably got financial aid or sth, and then after he killed them (😳 awkwardddd) he's probably using their life insurance in fear of it running out). and Fugo doesn't really care for Gio bc he's a rich boye and he has his quality™️ elite friend circle so why bother himself w a nobody. but in reality all of Fugo's friends are either only on a social level (u know those ppl who you're friends w but u won't necessarily have deep convos w them or choose to hang out w them n stuff), or they're fake and only hang out w him bc of his wealth & status, or bc their rich parents are friends. plus (im referring to the anime backstory here), after the scandal w that professor who sexually harassed him, many ppl secretly hate him and talk shit abt him behind his back due to homophobia.

but anyway, Fugo's plotting against all those biches :) so where does Giorno come in? Gio, being this innocent poor boy who doesn't have a home to go back to, lives on dorm. and let's just say Fugo does too bc he doesn't have the best relationship w his demanding parents, so he was overjoyed when he finally talked them into letting him move from home into the dorms instead. (side note he prolly doesn't Purge his parents bc he needs their money.) so Gio and Fugo know of each other, but not acquaintances or anything.

and then

one day when Fugo's either

running into trouble with some authority figure at school again

just minding his own business and planning his Purge targets

Gio walks in on him, and he's either like

"omg Fugo r u ok do u need help what happened"

"omg Fugo idk what happened between u and ur targets but Purging ain't good, pls reconsider"

and Fugo, having the short-ass fuse that he does (plus probably having his pride wounded and just general mistrust of the ppl around him spurring him on):

"stfu u know nothing about me, but now you've seen this i guess it wouldn't hurt to kill you too"

"stfu u know nothing about me, ur probably one of those happy asshats that have no need for Purges, reconsider?? haha the only thing i'll reconsider is if i'll add u to my kill list" (bc if Gio reports him or sth, Fugo & his fam can get into trouble, since his targets are probably rich and/or influential ppl, but it isn't Purge time yet, so it can be considered malicious intent and/or attempted murder i guess, and so anyone who has any beef w the Fugo fam can bring them down) (i know nothing abt law don't come for me)

and then Gio is like "fuck dis shit im out" and he skrts tf out of there, but sadly Fugo ain't lying 😔 the day of the Purge comes, and Giorno was just trying to barricade himself inside his dorm room when suddenly, Fugo pulls an FBI OPEN UP and breaks inside using all his high-tech weaponry n stuff (i'll share my hcs for chara design later!!). Gio is freaking out so he jumps out the window into the streets, even risking going outside during Purge just so he can get away, but oh 🅱️oy is Fugo stressed tonight. and he literally hunts Gio down and almost kills him

uNTIL!!!¡!

2. abbacchio & giorno:

(SORRY I JUST LOVE DADBACCHIO & GIORSON SO MUCH)

Abbacchio is tasked w hunting down a certain rogue criminal, so he's la-di-da cruising thru Naples to get to Bucci's house, when suddenly this fucking kid comes running up to him with his hair and clothes all messed up and tears running down his face, and is like "pls help me sir i beg u i just need somewhere to hide pls i don't want to do this i don't want to die" and Abba's like "fuq??" but then he hears manic laughter and chainsaws revving and shit, and the kid sniveling all over his crisp™️ Purge suit looks like he can explode with fear at any moment (and plus Abba understands that nobody would ever run up to another person for help during Purge like this, unless it's really their last option), so he sighs, "fine. get behind me."

the kid drops to his knees and Abba can't help but think "aaahhhh fucking dead weight", but he said he'd help, so that's what he's gonna do. now ANOTHER kid rounds the corner but he barely looks sane, he seems almost possessed by something. *fighting ensues* but being a professional cop Abba knocks the kid out cold w a few swift moves, and when he drops to the ground that crazy expression finally leaves his face. he's already wasted too much time, so Abba turns to Kid 1 and is like "go back home brat and dont get into trouble again", but Kid 1 is still a trembling mess on the ground, and he says "i don't have any home to go back to."

subconscious Abba's like "well that's between you and god" but he knows he's basically this kid's god now (besides, there can't possibly be a god that would let things like Purges happen), so he's like, "fine. get in the car and DON'T get in my way" but THEN Kid 1 points to the passed-out demon child, "but we can't leave him here"

A: "he was gonna KILL you!!"

K1: "i know but he didn't mean it, he was just not thinking straight"

A: "Purges ain't where ppl think str8 kid, besides if he didn't really wanna Purge he wouldn't have geared himself up that well"

K1: “but he’s not a bad person. please, if we leave him out here in this state he’ll be killed for sure.”

at this point Abbacchio can't understand wtf Kid 1 is thinking, but for the first time in years he finds some of the humanity he was hoping to regain in Purge, so he's like "fine. haul him into the backseat. but you're sitting with him bc i got my shit in the front. and if he wakes up you're dealing w it this time. cool?"

Kid 1 nods, and surprisingly he has enough strength to shove Kid 2 into the backseat & get in after him. Abba is trying to decide what he wanna do w these kids, when his phone suddenly beeps, and in comes a new message from his superiors, "yo dawg u gotta hurry up and kill that Bucciarati guy, we'd better not catch u slacking" and he's like "yo Kid 1, can u fight?"

"uh, a bit. why?"

"well, that's what you're gonna do for me in return for my protection."

anywhooooo i imagine that later on, Fugo wakes up like "ugh wtf hello concussions????" and he sees Gio standing over him, and he snaps into defensive mode, sitting up and shoving Gio away and everything. but then he sees that Gio's hands are empty, save for maybe a bottle of water and a towel, and somehow Fugo's own wounds are all cleaned and bandaged, and he groans:

"dude, what the fuck are you doing? did i pass out? did you find help?"

G: "you got hit over the head pretty hard, don't move so suddenly."

F: "haha yea thanks i can feel that myself, anyway wtf were you doing?"

G: "uhhhhh... abbacchio patched you up but your face was really grimy so he told me to clean you up, and maybe give you some water?"

F: "no. i mean like what the fuck were you doing????? braincells hello?? kill me! i should be dead!!! is Purge over?? did the sirens go off before you can finish me?"

he suddenly notices how Gio just recoils and sits there with his eyes squeezed shut as Fugo shouts at him and flings his arms around. but he's seen how Gio defended himself against him, so he knows this guy can fight and is no stranger to Purges. this is the first mystery his 152 IQ has encountered in a long time, so Fugo reaches out to get Gio's attention, but then Gio jumps and slaps his hand away so hard Fugo feels his bruised brain jar. he pulls back immediately, holding his hands up, palms forward, finally kind of able to pierce together what's going on inside the blond's mind:

"sorry. wasn't gonna attack you. just... wasn't sure if you were listening to me, so i tried to get your attention."

"i was."

"okay. sorry." Fugo tries, but Gio is already standing up and leaving, glassy green eyes looking anywhere but at him. "wait! Gior— ugh??"

he almost faceplants the ground again. where's my stupid-ass helmet???? i need to be on balance mode stat. but then Fugo feels two arms helping him up, and he looks up to see Gio, frowning in distaste but still supporting him all the same. he feels bad for asking (as if he hasn't bothered this poor guy enough): "uh, so, what exactly happened while i was passed out?"

oh, honey...

a lot :)

BUT PLOT SPOILERS SO THIS ENDS HERE!!!!!! xD

ya know i might actually go w fugio after all :00 but if i do end up writing this, it will span over 12 hours / 1 Purge only, so even if there are ships they'll probably only be implied, instead of madly into each other by the end of everything :P

to be cont’d… 👀🔪 perhaps with other relationship hcs :0 or chara design?? who knows. suggestions?

feel free to drop any questions you have, or just scream to me in the cmts in general!! i’m happy to answer anything, from chara motives to backstory clarification, or anything else!! ik up to now these posts have just been walls of texts, so :’D thanks for reading thooooo 💖

part 4 | part 5

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[dee-oc-zone]

Asthana Sibling Stuff :)

When Ibrahim comes down with Roman to see Levi and invite him to his wedding, he and Levi had to have a big chat about going back home, Levi is like 😬 bc he fought with parents so long ago and it seems a mess to just bring up so suddenly.

Ibra wants levi to be his best man but levi is sure that will cause a ruckus back at home, but ibra insists he won't let them give him trouble this is his wedding dammit! Groomzilla ibra using his powers for good :) (also roman will be ring bearer i think hehe)

So anyway they have their chat and Roman is just left with izzy and nate and lucky for awhile- roman hasn't had a lot of exposure to fun punky ppl b4 but he likes them a lot bc "they're weird- I like em". Used to alot of more pompous ppl it's a breath of fresh air! They have talks about maybe roman coming back to visit after the wedding once his school is on break and can have a fun summer time hanging with levi and pals- nice to see his brother when it's not sucha stressy time!

But when the asthanas (and nate as Levi's +1) leave for the UK there's a development in the mix n match household-- whoops surprise its baby nico!! Needless to say the house will be a bit busy for a good while so roman visit plans get pushed aside for a bit..

Fast forward 2-3 yrs or so nico is a toddler and everyone seems more settled and roman gets to visit for a good while!! Its nice and freeing not being 1. At school and 2. Under parents watchful eyes so he can let loose, having some fun making friends! And..learning gender?? 🤔 Tbh Roman struggling w identity is a long stretching thing and makes him v impatient to find out but big brother levi and friends will try to soothe his worries :,)) take ur time buddy! Of course roman wants to have a life changing summer like in the movies.. so that's pressure LMAO

Unforto there isn't a lot of kids Roman's age (15/16) but Drew's brother EZ is a few years older so they hang out a bit. EZ is a clueless str8 boy so he says some clumsy things but besides that they have fun!! Also Jax's lil bro Simon is 13, a lil younger but they get along :)

OK quick here's some shenanigans- EZ gets roman into wrestlemania type stuff and they want to act those out hdbdh dumb.. playing around on the trampoline wrassling and launching little roman so high up in the air!!! EZ brings out a folding chair to pretend smack roman but drew has doubts about that and confiscates that, whew!! Don't need to get that kid actually hurt hdndn.

They play some sports in the yard and have some confusion about American v uk Football... (imagine that meteor??? Meatier??? Video lmao) also roman is bad sport at video games. Roman wants to Win please 😔 gotta have him sit it out and sulk while true gamers EZ and Simon play ;,))

Also EZ and roman get v high one time-- roman was like ohya no worries I've done this b4-- but it rly hits him this time he gets very silly. (He absolutely Does one of those whoa that'd be So Crazy if I was a Girl righttt wow imagine... Very subtle.well it is subtle bc EZ doesn't pick up onit🤣) Of course roman isn't in trouble for getting high but gets a lil paranoid-- but it's ok bc ibra was hanging out with Nate and company at the time too and they got high as well. Ibras like ok ur gonna laugh-- 😆 but levi and roman are like???sir is this allowed ur the responsible one?? But they do all laff it off eventually and its all good :)

Also levi and Drew end up hanging out bc of their sibs being pals and thats a fun dynamic! Levi is usually v teasingly flirty with Drew but if they're hanging out at Drew's parents place with the siblings that's a big no-no... levi will behave himself i promise!! They get into an all out war with a garden hose one time, very fun :,)

Ok ok also Roman being here also presents the gang with practicing parenting things they can use for their kids down the line and it makes me emotional about it! Roman carefully asks the gang lil questions about identity and giving advice is really hard??? But they do it 😤

Levi has a hard time being a disciplinarian he just wants to be the Fun One but he gives Roman a talking to about the dangers of crushing on older straight boys... he knows he's gotta step up in that way!!! Sorry roman but No. Bad. :,))) Roman gets so embarrassed at Levi's sudden stern tone but hopefully Levi can smooth it out!!! A learning moment for both of them,, God knows that when nico is a teen he'll need to have that talk too ahhh... thank u Roman for giving Levi the chance to practice being dad figure :,)))

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