#fagmortar

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

Sending 15 drones to ur house rn to pelt u with olive oil. Also btw butter bas never been used for greasey sport unlike olive oil. Plus on top of it all shes a virgin

MEAN TO ME

#ask #fagmortar #YOU ARE MEAN TO ME YOU DONT APPRECIATE ANYTHING I DO Y

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

Whats a touhou

girls kill eachother

#ask #fagmortar #beyonf that idk. its a bullethell

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

There is so much ship art of these two???? They are creatures of rhe moon and dreams n one of them is much much much more popular. Why aee there so much ship art. Choose a dream master tbere is an ibcorrect answer

well when you put it like that shipping the pokemon creatures seems sort of sweet... the moon and the dreams love each other... i will be honest with you. i think darkrai is very cool and cresselia is just kind of whatever. like it has a design i don't like very much and i don't know anything about it. i hope that wasnt the wronf answer

#ask #fagmortar

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

I just saw a video. Did someone sell a ball in chainsaw man

will this be on the quiz

#ask #fagmortar #serious answer: i haven't read chainsaw man in a while so probably. i just don't remember that happening

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

doing this to you right now

#ask #fagmortar #gif #dogs

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

Who is the best grass type starter and why is it not chespin

well let s be clear i love chespin i just love the other ones more. the best grass type starter is grookey, followed by snivy

#ask #fagmortar

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

Ur army is impressive

im giving you all cool weapons so you become minibosses under my command when i decide to take over a neighboring country and become a jrpg villain warlord

#ask #fagmortar

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

I will make u judge the entire sinnoh dex (not really just a select few i need ur opinion on cuz im want ir) . This is my brothers favorite Gliscor. Judge. Also we are watching leather face 2022. Do not do that

i had gligar as a discord icon for a long while because i love it. just a fun little fact. but anyway i think gliscor is pretty cool it's like fun and scary. neither of them look very ground/flying do they. gliscor looks like it should be dark

#ask #fagmortar

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

Flambeeeing you

sauteeing you

#ask #fagmortar

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

If butter is so good explain why shes never been in this place of her life ever. Why is she always a topping and never the vehicle. No one fucks with her like that cuz she sucks.

if olive oil is so good how come its never on bagels

#ask #fagmortar

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

Also i apperciat mobile gaming being high femme and fortnite being stone butch.

playing movile fortnite is bigender. or something

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[stupidstupidratcreatures]

Yeah i cant stand hannibal lecter shit after watching silenece of the lambs n i literally had to walk out when BB was doing something with her genitals or something after n there was the whole "oh this isnt a REAL transgender, this is a perverted man who claims transgender who i witheld from medically transitioning cuz hes insane" i think everyone has to watch that movie before any other cannibal lector content if theyve not seen any yet

yeah actually it is kinda fucked up that that show and fandom just kind of Exists on tumblr without like. any apprehension at all beyond very very mild "cringe aversion"

#ask #fagmortar

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

Ur little noé looks like a character :3 probably even a character in a story. he is experincing sudden wakening and perhaps fear. And his locks are swishy swirly

what makes you say this

#ask #fagmortar #but also You Understand

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

Finale. Rate this otter. I rhoufht for some reason it was pronounced Float- Zye'al instwad of Floatzel for an embarrasing amount kf years so now my Floatzels are names Zial. I love him i remember back in like. 2011 internet ppl were genuinely so mean to Floatzel. One of my favorite water types although that title goes to Feraligatr, who has a very similar story to Infernape but wirh my twin and no mentor eole xuz we were both like 6 or somerhing

i'm going to be real. i can't tell this thing apart from buizel half the time and the other half i think it looks worse. i don't know why someone would be mean to it tho

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[stupidstupidratcreatures]

Opinions on her (Lickilicky) and him (Miltank)

cannot say ive given them much thought. i like when they add evolutions to pokemon from previous generations so i guess lickilicky is pretty cool conceptually because of that

#ask #fagmortar

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

Noo u like acornwott more than the grass kitty 😫 the grass kitry isnt my favorite but i tjink thos one will stay on four legs. Premptively taping its feet to tye ground

id like if that were the case. rn i dont see anything Wrong with it per se but it's just like An Animal That Is Green. we have enough of those. yes that's the same for grookey but grookey is awesome and has a little stick

#ask #fagmortar #also i can think of really cool ways the acorn duck could evolve