hustlerose

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you're all really good at this thank you

we're playing dnd tonight and my players are getting into a dungeon that fucks with space and time. trapped inside is an artifact of terrible power, and a crazed pirate captain who they're trying to rescue. what weird shit can i pull on them? how can i scare them or hint at the place's evil nature?

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we're playing dnd tonight and my players are getting into a dungeon that fucks with space and time. trapped inside is an artifact of terrible power, and a crazed pirate captain who they're trying to rescue. what weird shit can i pull on them? how can i scare them or hint at the place's evil nature?

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he's all in

#he's all in

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basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

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teacup pig bf

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The computer, which is widely used for playing solitaire[1], calculating large prime numbers[2][3], finding gay hook-ups[4], and organizing political extremism[5][6][7],

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GWOY

God Watchj Over You

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Euphoria - Kendrick Lamar (Drake Diss)

#he's being mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hit the slay button

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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

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you can't handle mindflayer pussy

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eats 1/2 of the footlong sandwich. eats 1/4 of the sandwich. eats 1/8 of the sandwich. eats 1/16 of the sandwich. eats 1/32 og the sandwich. eats 1/64 ofthws andwich. eats 1/128 of the sandwich

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do you know what day it is today?

that’s right, it’s the 4th annual MINT JAMS DAY and you have to listen to mint jams at least once today. we’re all counting on you.

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Otto Dix, Portrait of the Jeweller Karl Krall, 1923

#he's one of us for sure

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“Unfurling my titties like some kind of punishment? I often imagine It”

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