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tanglepelt · 7 months

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Dc x idea 124

Sam and Danny do a student exchange program. Danny was Volvontold to do it by mr.lancer who got his parents to agree. Sam’s parents were more then happy to force her to do it. The school she was being sent to had a Wayne.

Tucker would be staying back in amity to help Valarie with the ghosts.

The two amity Parker’s quickly caught attention at the transfer school. The two kept to themselves and wanted nothing to do with it. At one point they were caught bad mouthing the justice league. That caught attention especially from Damian Wayne.

Danny: it’s not that we don’t like hero’s

Sam: it’s that they claim to give a shit but don’t! That hotline is bs. Nothing comes from it.

Damian: they deal with world ending crisis not small time crime from a town in Illinois.

Danny: duh. Dude we don’t call when box ghost is stealing all the shoe boxes. Or when spectra did her hospital gig yet again. Then the time lunch lady decided it was mandatory meatloaf Monday and-

Sam: *elbowing Danny* we’ve only called with potential world ending threats. Like when the ghost king yoinked our town into the ghost zone and threatened to destroy earth without the return of his ring. Then the time undergrowth was going to feed our entire town to his plants then move on to the world.

Danny: don’t forget technus. Know how last month how phones, tvs and most electronics only were displaying a green face screaming of taking over the world. It only lasted like what 2 mins for you guys. But man that was a rough week for us.

Sam: Tucker got a hold of someone just for them to laugh In his face despite offering proof and video footage.

Sam/Danny: we’ll keep bad mouthing the justice league. Deal with it.

Sam: besides we have a much better heros then the justice league. Two of them who actually care.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dpxdc prompt #dcxdp prompt #sam and Danny agreed to just bad mouth the justice league #someone was going to notice #this was prime hero area #maybe they could stage a mutiny with other teens #sam is going to mess with danny #talk up phantom #Damian is definitely informing Bruce of this #I’d like to say Giw is the ones blocking amity #there diverting calls to them #then making amity Parker’s think the leauge doesn’t care #so the leauge actually has no ideas #sam and danny don’t believe that #they have proof with emails and call logs #definitely showing that off to the students #mr lancer knew danny need to get away from amity #it couldn’t be a coincidence his grades and health were declining #with the appearance of ghosts #Danny will happily take help #he is a tired ghost boy #let it be someone else’s problem

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lovelyiida · 1 year

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i have a fic / oneshot idea hear me out!! u know how bakugo got kidnapped by lov? what if there he meets y/n and she is a member but she is actually nice to him/helps him escape?? that would be cool 😩

YAAAAS THIS GOES SO HARD FRIEND!! I don't think the reader would be super nice, more passive agressive if you get my drift? villains gotta keep that hardshell exterior lol.

This is my first ever request fill on this account, hopefully, this is to your liking :)

IMAGINE YOU AS A NICE MEMBER OF THE LEAUGE OF VILLAINS, bakugo had been held captive for hours. his body ached due to his constant thrashing, his skin stung as he struggled to set himself free of the rope. as the rest of the league went out to fight, you kept watch of him.

"you're going to tire yourself out if you keep on throwing your body around," you stated. only being met with a loud growl. frowning as you watch him struggle more, your heavy black boots echo across the room as you walk toward him.

you watched as he struggled even more as you grew closer, letting out a groan as you stand in front of him. you watched as he grunts louder, frowning you grab him by his jaw.

your fingertips can feel the way he trembles in your touch, you frown at this. "listen, if I untape your mouth...will you be quiet for me?" you say.

only being met with bakugos' hard gaze and stagnant breath, he shakily nods. you let out a small smirk, "good."

Caressing his face, you quickly take ahold of the piece of tape and rip it off his mouth with ease. hearing the boy curse out in pain, you quickly apologize.

you reach for a bottle of water on the floor, grabbing it you walk back over to him. "here, drink up, I know all that screaming has your throat dry" you chuckle at your own words. guiding the bottle into his mouth you watch him gulp the whole bottle.

quietly laughing at him, he finishes the bottle. throwing it on the floor, you walk away and grab another chair and drag it in front of him, sitting down you eye him down.

Bakugo scowls at your face, quickly letting out a burp, he blows it in your face.

licking the inside of your cheek, you let out a dry chuckle. "do you want me to tape your mouth shut again?" you start.

"let me go," bakugo growls.

"and why should I?" you asked, he watches bakugo curse under his breath. "you're making a big mistake, there are people coming for me⏤"

"like I don't know that..." you grit your teeth together, irritated by the utter mentioning of the heroes. "like I said, why should I let you go?" you cross your legs, awaiting an answer.

Bakugo sighs, "because...what's the point, I'm never leaving this shit hole." Bakugo hangs his head low, lips quivering as a single tear drips onto the fabric of his pants.

you bite the inside of your cheek, poking your lip out you look away.

looking back, you uncross your legs and crouch down to his level, "I'm gonna give you a reason why I'm gonna let you go." you breathe out, voice strong and confident.

your words make Bakugo's head rise, "huh?" he says. "I thought villains keep their hostages, not let them go," he says.

"well, luckily for you, I'm the only villain in this so-called shit hole with a single ounce of empathy left."

a quiet beat passes by, you hear the rain pour outside, looking towards the window, you see the faint colors of the city lights. turning back towards him, you frown.

"you don't belong here...whatever your name is" you mumble.

"all because you have some flashy quirk and a shit personality doesn't make you a villain, that I know for sure," you say.

"so then why are you here?" bakugo grumbles. licking your lips, you let out a sigh. "because I have a debt to pay that keeps on growing" you say.

"and what debt is that?" bakugo asked.

"I owe him my life⏤Shigaraki⏤I came here the same way you did, just in different circumstances. My father crossed him, so instead of killing him, I gave myself away...so that I could pay the debt my father owes."

Bakugo only gives you a look, a sorrowful look.

opening your mouth to speak, you were cut off by the sound of a car pulling up. eyes going wide, you quickly jump out from your seat and wrap your arms around bakugo and start to untie the rope from the back.

"you need to go!" you whispered, quickly setting him loose, bakugo shoots up from his chair. his heavy hand reaches out for yours and runs towards the door.

flinging the door wide open, he tries to make a run for it until you stopped him by holding your tracks. "I'm not leaving you here to die!" he yells.

your lips quiver as you try to give him a smile, "I'm way past saving, please go! whoever you are-"

"Bakugo, Katsuki Bakugo" he says.

you let out a breath, "go, bakugo" you whimper, sliding your hand out of his and slowly sliding them to the sides of your arms. he frowns at your state, "I'll come back to get you."

you let out a bittersweet chuckle at his words, "okay."

Turning on his foot, he runs out the door.

maybe in another life, under different circumstances, the both of you would've been friends...

#lovelyiidarequests #bakugo headcanons #bakugo x reader #mha headcanons #mha imagines #mha x reader #mha bakugou #bakugo x you #bnha bakugo katsuki #bakugou x y/n #mha bakugō #bnha bakugou

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whole-circus · 10 months

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oh my god. i just dropped the silliest idea

can we hav sfw and nsfw hcs (if u r tired feel free to shorten these, my love !) jeff and toby or ben (i couldnt decide, u can totally choose!) hcs with a gn or male albino reader?

they r like literally gorgeous and have sky blue eyes with pale skin and such light blonde hair, theyre just mesmerising.

thank u sooo much!!! i adore your works my dear!!

Jeff the Killer and "Ticci" Toby x albino reader!

➥ Hi hi!! Oh I love that idea and thank you hun!!

Im so so sorry that its a bit too short and without NSWF !! :((

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☆ Jeff the Killer

Sorry but he will tease you at first..!! You look pretty strange and your beauty is so diffrent from other people - that doesnt mean that he doesn't find you cute tho, he is such a kid about it :( And inside? He has no idea how to make first move! You look all angelic with your dreamy eyes, glass-like skine and oh! Dont even make him start about your hair! And he is the total opposite :( You are like out of his leauge! But if you are actually a couple? He shows you off a lot! „You see this person out there? Yeah they are pretty cool, huh? Too bad they are already with me” For sure others are jealous, but can't help but wonder how did you end up with such a crusty dust musty nasty stinky man tho. Will fight anyone who is meanie! Did someone say something mean about you? They will end up beaten or dead. Oh, you cant spend too much time on the sun? What a shame. it looks like you have to cuddle all day in home then!

☆ ''Ticci'' Toby

Ah!! You are like someone not from this world..your beauty!! Your everything!! You look so not ordinary! You are absolutely stunning! He thinks you are a ghost, becasue of your delicate look. But for real, for him you are so marvelous, that he is turns into mumbling and blushing mess when he is around you! You can almost find it cute, the fact that he tries so much (and to much).. He just can't help to make a fool of himself! But no worries, it totally gets better once you are dating. He is so so so caring..propably takes care about you more than you do it yourself. Babies you buy in this adorable way (please dont get madat him, he tries his best)! Like oh, its a really sunny day? Mhm..you sure you have to go out? Yes..? He will make you reapply sunscreen and wear hat/cap when you are outside! Also sunglasess.. He will cover you the best he can, you will propably end up looking like some spy from movies - but in a good case!

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taldigi · 7 months

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Pokemon Pink/Romhack idea:

You play as a "nurse joy" ex your character has pink hair and runs a care center.

however your rival character (unpicked character) is actually a "Joy" from the pokemon leauge.

instead of battling and doing the gym challenge, you are establishing an inn/pokemon center in a well-traveled but very distant path.

You gather ingredients and farm berries and other materials to craft potions, upgrade center equipment, and draw in pokemon to help

example, you help some injured timburr and they help build the center itself. or some grass pokemon that help develop your garden. Maybe you can grow certain plants that draw pokemon who (a certain tree will take up a tree slot, but it comes with drawing in ariados who scare away farfetched leek raiders)

pokemon battles are reserved for threats, like farfetched who try and steal your leeks from your garden (important for potions!) or thieves!

your starter is a choice from Chansey, Audino, or Indeedee (it would be fun to have a "secret starter" in spritzee)

trainers come by for rest or healing, but the nature of your center means you must charge money for it (needed for upgrades) so you can opt out of charging to gain renown, or charge and risk the trainer walking out and loosing renown.

A chattot brings mail from civilization. Sometimes a shipment comes by via corviknight. but it takes time. It can be easier to buy supplies rather than craft or forage them.

#Digit's pokemon tag #Pokemon Pink

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dcmainlybillythoughts · 1 year

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I'm so glad you liked it! I actually have another part for it that I didn't add because I couldn't, and still can't, find the right words for the actions that take place in it and only have the bare bones of dialog. So uh, enjoy what I do have.

Batman: what is the name of this young God?

Billy: he's not a God and that's not important. Besides you wouldn't be able to look him up. He stopped being a child before I gained my powers.

Batman: then how is he one of your patrons?

Billy, visibly bistling: that's none of your business. But I supposed you could say we are close

Cloud Billy hides his face in Marvel's side and looks like he's very scared. Marvel puts a hand on his back and leaves the room as he hisses, "do not bother to look into either of us."

This has the accidental effect of making the leauge think that the Tiny Patron is Captian Marvel's child who passed away when they were very small and Marvel is trying to protect what is left of his family while always listening to what they say because this ghost of a child is all the family he has left from ancient times.

Oh my gods, now due to the misunderstanding everyone from this point forward gives Captain more pitiful looks and doesn't talk to him about their families anymore as they don't wanna hurt him. Marvel would hate this as he doesn't like the pity attention people give but also because he doesn't know why they're acting like it. Eventually there has to be a whole meeting about it where he clarifies that the tiny patron is not his child, idk what he would tell them but he would definitely want to clear that idea out.

Also assuming in this work it's going with Billy and Captain Marvel being two different people sharing a body as it wouldn't make sense for Billy to be Captain and talk to Billy in his cape at the same time

Man I wish I could write full fics, I can write scenes but then I take a break and forget

#wait omg billy in the cape like batman and robin do #billy batson #shazam #captain marvel #dc #dc captain marvel #i love this one too anon #<3

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stupid-sloot-headcanons · 1 year

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Okay but there is something so earned about serious boss Tomura, because darling had to be there and deal with disgusting gremlin shigaraki throughout his whole development from spoiled kid to competent leader. They had to sit through each immature tantrum for every loss the leauge had, deal with each rant or even help nudge him out of wallowing when he doesn't know what to do next, whatever to keep him from having to take every bit of frustration shigaraki had. Heck darling could give him an idea and they still will have to be victim to whatever he wants. Like when he finally matures, he must realize all of that, and in a weird way realize he has someone who he stuck to be by his side, someone to never give up on him, and had to always be there to nudge him in the right path. I think that's what makes him so soft, because at the end of day when he realizes how much darling had to be for him and what he forced them to become, he can't be anything but soft

And the angst potential...like Tomura always knew that what he was doing to them was wrong, but he now actually cares. He used to think of them as a possession, a means to an end, and now that he sees them as someone he cares for--someone he hurt and violated in the worst ways possible--he believes he can never atone for what he's done to them. Releasing them wouldn't change that he's broken them and hurt them, so it's best for him to instead keep them safe secure and away from the Heroes and governments who would use them as bait or interrogate them. He never wants them to be used again, by him or anyone else.

#.bnha #yandere bnha #thots #.tomura #yandere tomura

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deusvervewrites · 2 years

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AU where Midoriya decided to go to Shiketsu instead of UA.

Look, UA is a great school and it's All Might's alma mater. But Bakugou will be there, and Midoriya isn't about that life.

So you know how Yoarashi gets ideas in his head and then gets really stubborn about them to the detriment of himself and others? Yeah he might've decided that Midoriya needs help coming out of his shell and got a bit too pushy.

Midoriya is actually super good friends with Camie since she's nice and smarter than you'd think from only listening to her valley girl tics. Plus her Quirk is fun to analyze!

All Might isn't a teacher in this AU. Nedzu was willing to rush him through the procedure because he knows about OFA, but Shiketsu has no reason to instantly add him to the staff beyond his ranking. It's not like he can't mentor Midoriya outside of class.

The Leauge of Villains end up considered a joke for a long time due to the lack of any real goal or planning in their first outing. This eventually changes.

#asks #ask game #ask game series 7 #in the west au

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thelivingmemegod · 6 months

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Tell me alllll about your leauge of legends stuff

this GAME. This STUPID FUCKING DUMB TOXIC-PLAYER-BASE-HAVING-ASS GAME.

Their lore is amazing, this is the game that spawned Arcane after all. And the band skin lines have always had a special place in my heart because if there’s two kinds of Au’s I will forever and always be FERAL for it: it’s dance AUs and Band AUs.

Lol has 4 band skin lines.

A metal one named PENTAKILL, which is the first one they ever did.

A Kpop girl group named K/DA which is when I got dragged in BY MY WIG

A rap group called True Damage (which has a member of K/da in it cuz she started it)

And the newest one: The boyband Heartsteel.

Each of these have at the very least one full, 3 minute song to their name. K/DA actually popped off so hard they got a mini album.

Heartsteel has been wanted since K/da first popped up like 4 years ago and their song Paranoia dropped about an hour ago. In the upcoming days, Riot (the company that makes all this shit) has been dropping peices of discord calls between the Heartsteel boys and I love them so very much I don’t know how to cope.

One of the calls is just one of the members being bullied because he was basically musicverse Justin Bieber.

I have two different ideas for this cringe man to have a secret girlfriend I swear I get so obsessed with lol characters when I’m obsessed with them I hate it here

#sky rambles #sky is actually a dumbass #sky reluctantly likes Lol #the lore anyways

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divinity-infinity · 11 months

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Abt the social media headcannons I just gotta say,, beel 100% has a Snapchat (devil chat?) same with asmo and Levi(prob secret acct)

I also think Levi forced everyone to make a discord account for when they play games online together though no one really uses them but him (and possibly anti-luci leauge)

Dia for SURE has nearly everything (prob managed by barb) but only uses devilgram

Barb has one devilgram acc that is “his” then he has millions of secret accounts cross platform for blackmail purposes 💀

Simeon also only uses devilgram (publicly) but I think he has a snap for close friends/contact with others, and a secret devilblr acct. -idk why just gives off that vibe

Solomon for sure has devilblr, he’s a walking shitpost ffs and would keep up with all of mc’s posts and reblogs (side note don’t look at any fics and reboot them onto the acct by accident, he will know and tease you for the rest of time💀)

Luke has a devilgram but it is managed by Simeon mainly, just cute little slice of life updates like if he went to the zoo or found a cool bug. I think Luke would for sure have a tik tok acct and make everyone join in on the silly trends and dances, he would still be heavily monitored by Simeon and even Solomon bc he knows tik tok b crazy.

Putting myself in mc’s shoes I’d have all the main Accts, but also secret ones for them too. Hell we’d have an ao3 acct and have seen Levi’s secret account on there (satan too but he is harder to realize that it’s him bc he hides it v well)

You prob found Levi’s secret acct by accident ngl, like going to look something up on his computer while he is a bit distracted and oops that bookmark is fanfic! Lmao now you have to be nosy

The only way you would prob discover satan is if he mentions something abt your writing, like “hey I read this story called—- last night and…” and you’d just be there like 😳

Anyway I had to get this ramble out, hope you enjoyed it!!! (I didn’t check if you did a pt2 to this with the datables so sorry if you have lol I just had ideas)

LMAO THERE ARE GREAT WHAJHHSJA IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME HAPPY TO SEE SOMEONE BUILD OFF OF MY POST

BUILDING OFF OF THE SOLOMON DEVILBLR THING TOO HE'S PROBABLY A SUBJECT OF MANY HERITAGE POSTS. hes like the bone stealing witch of devilblr. he has over a hundred callout posts (barbatos-boosted). hes a wizardposter.

ALSO YES ANTI LUCIFER LEAGUE DISCORD GROUP WHJJHDA i didnt write down hcs for raph, 13, and mephisto but i feel like mephisto's in that anti lucifer discord server

#obey me #obey me crack #obye me shitpost

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nomatterthestorm · 11 months

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It’s been a while friend! Life has been busy. Random question for you — what would you tell your 18 year old self?

Good to know you're staying occupied☺️

(this is gonna get graphic) I'd tell myself:

1. first stop being a little bitch about what happened with your parents, love your Mom AND your Dad, their problems with each other are not yours no matter what either of them says. Just love me both as much as you can and tell your Dad you love him, he's really a big softy he's just trying to toughen you up but you'll miss him when he's gone, and he's proud af of you as a man.

2. The girl you're with will fucking leave you so start applying for scholarships and go to OSU and have a good time. Meet people and form some meaningful relationships with those who see things the way you do, but also challenge you to change your mind.

3. You're not weird for liking alternative music and hip-hop simultaneously, in fact give it a couple years the world is gonna start making more music that fits your persona. Also that feeling you get when you're in beautiful moments and fitting somber music start playing in your head that makes you feel like you're in a teen Rom-Com will keep happening and this app called tik too is gonna blow up and you'll find that other people actually felt that and make these things called reels that display that feeling vividly for those who don't get that feeling.

4. I don't really know if you could've made it as far as I did without fucking up as bad as I (future me) did but if you can please figure it out. It'll save you 2 years of really shitty depressing filler episodes, smoking cigarettes (even though you quit eventually but for some reason decide to vape instead, because you've always known since like 8 that you'd smoke despite no one in your family smoking.), and that off and on seasonal depression that you'll deal with for a good 6 years. That shit could've really killed us bro, fuck the fights, the robberies, the over indulgence, the guns, the shady nights outside, drug deals, and racism. We could've killed us formal good thing we didnt do boy scouts cause them knots were loooose..thank GOD

5. Be yourself playa, like bro your mom is fucking right you're handsome AF and you'll attract some of the badest women, NO ONE IS OUT OF YOUR LEAUGE. Like I know right now you can't even imagine being THAT GUY because you think you've let people make you feel ugly and less than but you end up being HIM, all you really had to do was stop sacrificing every bit of yourself for all the people you love, cause let's face it you currently love a lot of people and you'll love a lot more.

6. You keep saying you'll save for a BMW coupe, you never do but it doesn't matter dream bigger you'll be in a 2017 BENZ by the time you get here.

7. Save your money, all the little rich kids that call you a bum right now will be hitting you up saying “Hey bro you wanna link” while ending your life because they were forced to get married just to live decent middle-class lives off two-income households, also fall in love with cooking..you eat out all the time..and it's not fast food but you could save like $1500 a month cause you don’t eat fast food for and have formed this habit of not eating the same thing every day, and you don't like left overs, or even driving to get food.

8. You're stretching that $350 paycheck and you're contemplating quitting your job just to sell weed.. that's a bad idea...like a really fucking bad idea, the only thing you learn from it is fast money will never beat moderately consistent progression. You just spent $500 on a section to party for like 4 hours in a club and you've gone back 3 weeks in a row cause you could and it didn't phase you..you have a fuck ton of electronics, live alone in a fully furnished nice apartment and you used to take your ex to dates and spend $300 frequently for the both of you. (also you don’t marry her or all the other loves that came before her, and being single saves you like $1000 a month) Did I mention you only put premium in your car and you always fill the tank...Stay hungry but save and trust no one that doesn't treat you how you treat them.

9. You've learned a lot so far, but I promise it's still not enough, study older people not just in your immediate life but other people’s too. Reacherch endlessly, not just what you like but things you don’t I know you already absorb information emensly but you need to find out how to use all of that more effectively. You'll think you're learning all of this so you can be the Hero you've always wanted to be but really all of this knowledge will keep you from becoming the villain you've always known you were capable of being. There are few things more dangerous than a powerful man who is not self aware.

10. I love you kid. I know we never told ourselves that growing up but seriously I love you so much for being strong and I know you probably heard everything I said and thought “Now I know so I won't do those dumb things” but the truth is you'll likely make different mistakes that'll probably get you here or put you in the ground so it's probably best you ignore me and just do what you were gonna do anyways because we'll get to where we wanna be regardless, and honestly WE HAD TO MAKE THOSE MISTSKES TO GET THIS FAR. As hard as that is to hear. We've been telling ourselves “One day I'm going to be successful, I don't know how but I will” since the moment we used to wait for all our friends to leave the middle school waiting area because we didn't want them to be alone. Then proceed to walk home alone because we knew we could handle the pressure. Like for real we even got away from that creepy fuck that tried to take us by offering ice cream, we were BUILT, BORN, AND RAISED DIFFERENT. We may not have always been deserving but we must continue to thank GOD for his guidance, and now we thank Dad too since he's up there watching the show too.

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sweetrabbitteamx · 2 years

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First, I would recommend going earlier with Marshal Law, the original Fuck the Superheroes series. Unlike Boys overall, it's a lot less general in its critique and really let's you know what the writer sees as them individually representing and is just bringing it to the surface. A lot of its hot takes might be pretty tiresome today, 30 years later-I believe the earliest recorded "Batman is a rich asshole who beats up the poor" parody ever-but if nothing else, deserves respect for going "Oh, and Punisher is a total dumbshit too".

For an actual superhero book, the Authority might be your jam. Much of its influence, mainly the high concept, wide-screen blockbuster storytelling that eventually lead to MCU, is hard to appreciate nowadays, but you can still have fun with it if you want a book about big time superhero team if they were all remorseless mass murderers and ALSO one big happy family. Might be cautious of the Mark Millar run, which a lot of people still enjoy, is arguably even more famous than the original, but made a name for itself for its controversies. And Warren Ellis, writer of the original run, turned out to be a piece of shit, so you know. Still, you can at least track down Steve Orlando's Midnighter, the best action comic of 2010s, featuring Authority's murder Batman and his boyfriend, murder Superman. Speaking of, If you like Homelander stuff in the show, check out Irredeemable, the ultimate Evil Superman story only the biggest Superman fanboy in comics could write. Not a lot of humor or funny violence, Mark Waid wanted it to rely on psychological and moral terror. Though the spin-off Incorruptible has a superhero called Hate Crime, who really hates crime and has no idea why people look at her funny. If you want a story about taking down asshole Justice Leauge, DC's Crime Syndicate stories are worht a shot-Earth 2, Syndicate Rules, the first Superman/Batman annual where they end up on boat and there is only one bed and Deadpool is there for some reason, and maaaaaybe Forever Evil-I don't think it's anything special, but I know people who like it. Has ONE amazingly Homelander moment with the mirror universe Superman, but it's one page I can just send you.

From Ennis himself, honestly, I think his "superheroes suck" stuff is usually his least interesting, there's a reason when listing Primo Ellis comics, they bring up stuff like Preacher or Hellblazer, not The Pro (about a superhero sex worker, it's actually sounds a lot more interesting than it is), and even his Punisher stuff I think is agreed to getting real good after he disconnects it from Marvel universe (the MERCILESS take down of Wolverine in that one issue not-withstanding)-but if there was one time it sang, has to be All Star Section 8. It's a spin off of one his biggest books, DC's Hitman, which is also worth reading, but not strictly necessary. Ennis is well know for (ironically) being a shockingly great Superman writer, and speaking as a Superman fan, the most damning decontruction of him, or the grossest, most shocking stuff from the Boys comic doesn't come NEAR close to his cheerful, devastating, hilarious and crapsacharrinely awful moment in the last issue. Also, there is a character in it called Tyrannofucker Prime, who I unironically want to be a reocurring Green Lantern villain.

Thank you so much!

I will definitely check these out.

#ask

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kimberly-spirits13 · 4 years

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Batsis HC Compilation

1. Being the Artist/ Sensitive Also Kinda Scary Wayne Daughter HC (lol):

Warnings: Depression and anxiety mentions

· You were the first biological child of Bruce Wayne

· Well as far as you knew lol

· You were younger than Jason, but a few months older than Tim

· I suspect that if you were in the family business as long as Dick or so you’d have some issues

· Those would include but not be limited to depression and possible anxiety

· There would be happy days but it would still go downhill after a few days

· On the days where it was worst, everyone would pile in for family movie night

· Secretive person and would probably be quite and sarcastic

· Since you were living at the manor your entire life, you would’ve lived to see Jason’s death and it really hurt

· If you were a musician, I suspect that Alfred or Bruce would have walked in on you at the piano or something playing a terribly sad song about it or just emotions and they’d cry

· Something like the song “Beautiful Scar” by Alicia Moffet (sad one btw like omg)

· If you were a writer or an artist, just pieces describing everything symbolically

· Going back to the musician, there is a music room in the manor in my mind so I suspect that there are times where Bruce or one of your older brothers will carry you into your bedroom if they find you asleep

· You find it hard being a Wayne and all seeing as it’s like everyone around you is fake

· That led you to hanging alone a lot which concerned Bruce

· “Y/N, why don’t you go to the party you were invited to? It’s a beautiful day for one.” He said one day finding you reading in your bedroom.

You looked at him solemnly, “All my friends are fake and want me for money and clout.” “I don’t try to go out with them much if I don’t have to.” *Que protective batdad*

· The library is your home as well as the gardens

· Now public and patrol is a whole new story

· Riddler is your favorite villain because he starts good conversations

· Sometimes the villains have in fact questioned your health to your older brothers

· Riddler: So, does it concern you that Y/S/H/N seems to openly hate life or is it just me?

Nightwing: We all hate life, she just does a little bit more

Riddler: ...okkayyyyyyy

· You sometimes make very violent threats on patrol which lead to some interesting conversations in the vans back to jail

· The paps are literally scared of you

· You have given the famous Wayne glare but on level 1000, billions of times

· Very sarcastic answers to some questions

· When people on the internet come for anyone you love you shut them down asap

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2. Being the Business Woman

· You showed interest in the business for a while but never really total want to take over WE

· No, you wanted to leave that for Tim

· The boy deserved it anyways

· Instead you started taking extra courses in business and such in middle school and worked your way up

· While you didn’t like galas, you did try and make connections

· You went to either an Ivy Leauge or Oxford or something

· Then Wharton

· After that you were on your way

· If you already had a business it was booming but now it’s “extra booming”? idk but you get the idea

· HuGE

· Bruce was very proud and made that clear in interviews

· Your company works closely with WE

· Asking B for advice

· Paparazzi doubling down on coverage for you since now you’re bigger than ever

· Hosting you own galas

· You either have a big house and rooms for everyone or a penthouse with the same situation

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3. Being Bruce’s Favorite

· You have the best relationship with Bruce out of everyone

· He takes you out on father/ daughter lunch or dinner dates which is pretty fun

· He would never openly admit that you’re his favorite

· Taught you to drive

· If you ever need advice you go straight to him

· Best birthdays ever

· You go and visit him at WE and he lets you hang in the office

· There’s a secret fridge stocked with snacks

· Dad/ daughter patrol

· Read you stories as a child

· Legit might still if you ask

· You sit in his office to do homework

· Has come home to you spinning in his office chair

· Shopping sprees

· Interviews

· Very protective on patrol when it comes down to being in a ton of danger

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4. Being the Metahuman

· I’m thinking that you would have gotten your powers from a mission gone wrong

· It was probably involving magic or something and you were seriously injured

· I think that it would be fitting to be able to control darkness and things like shadows

· Everyone was freaked out including you

· You begged not to be sent away knowing what he thought of metas

· He promised that he wouldn’t and just had someone over that would help you

· Lots of tests at first and you kinda just lived in the Batcave for some time just incase

· After that you changed your costume a bit to fit to the power theme

· The villains were straight confused

· “Bats what happened to your kid? Why is she scarier now?” ...”it’s complicated”

· You know how in Young Justice, Robin had that creepy laugh?

· It was like that now but then shadows came out of the wall

· Everyone is pretty sure you made a few street criminals and Black Mask’s goon pee their pants

· Best Halloween fun on patrol now

· You scared Joker once

· The powers do sometimes take a darker turn and you had to learn to control that since it did come from a maliciously used magic

· “I can smell the fear off of you, clown.” You smiled and walked around him, shadows in the room, darkening your presence. “Uhhh Batsy, I don’t like this one anymore.”

· Hanging out with more Metas

· You and Duke are like best friends

· Gotta figure it out with someone am I right?

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5. Being the Author

· Your father does have presence everywhere, but you don’t like to think that that is the reason for your success

· I could imagine you being a true crime or just mystery writer

· Maybe even fantasy/fiction

· Jason helps you write them if you ever get stuck

· All of them go to your book signings and sometimes it’s embarrassing but also funny

· You love that they support you

· Care packages from Alfred when you’re on book tours

· There are typically also some more things tucked inside from everyone

· Staying up with Timbers

· Your room is probably really aesthetic just sayin

· Gardens and library is the beesstttttt

· Sometimes for books, you take your time on patrol and as a superhero even if you still do it as inspiration

· Everyone is like HoW Do ThEY COmE uP WiTh ThIS

· Hehe

· If you’re moved out I can imagine you have a really cool apartment or house

· Cozy and open

· *aesthetic*

· One time, Damian did a book cover for you and so since he actually wouldn’t let you pay him, you took him on tour with you

· You helped him make that his side hustle lol

· Alfred has all of your books in the library

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Okay so I could NOT sleep last night and was up till 6 doing this, I don’t mind adding onto it and I’ll totally take requests for this. I do hope that you guys liked this.

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palecomputerduck · 3 years

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In Sharon Carter defense, as usual

What bothers me the most about the whole "Sharon was just a love interest." and " I love Sharon but I hate her with Steve" "She was underdeveloped" is the colossal double standard and sheer stupidity of it.

Let's begin by saying Sharon Carter is THE. MOST. IMPORTANT. FEMALE. CHARACHTER. in Captain America comics. Overall her importance to Steve's life isn't just their off-and-on romantic relationship but their friendship, their partnership, their camaraderie, and their relationship with other characters from comics. To summarise, her overall importance and influence are immense.

In summer 2016, I watched Captain America: Civil War.

What happened was the following:

In a previous movie, Steve Rogers asked Sharon Carter out without knowing who she is and all by himself. When Natasha asked about the blind dates set up, he never said no when she mentioned Sharon.

At Peggy's funeral, Sam elbows Steve recognizing her. Sam and Sharon never met on screen in CA: TWS, meaning Steve told Sam about her. Steve is off to fight the five dangerous super-soldiers he has no idea how that will turn up. In front of him is a beautiful woman, who saved his ass a couple of times and who he has a crush on (!canon facts!) And he kisses her. Chastely, for like 10 seconds.

That's it. That's literally it.

I thought the kiss was a bit oddly placed, but okay. Captain America: Civil War had many flaws, that kiss was the least of them.

And then I logged into this God-forsaken app. Hooohoo holly shit, holy shit.

The Shipper Squadron masquerading as Female Empowerment League and LGBTQ representatives collectively acted like she murdered the litter of puppies on screen.

Now, saying that character that important, with that much relevance and history, is there to "kiss the gay away" (men can't suddenly be bisexual if they kiss a woman?) or "just as a love interest" is like, peak stupid. I am sorry I was looking for a more eloquent expression but only this fits.

Sharon has a limited amount of time and scenes, but in those scenes, she moves the plot significantly (actually in CA:CW she has and more plot relevance than Bucky, but you're never ready for that conversation) and has a personality and she obviously isn't there just for Steve!

You didn't focus on her career (which she has!) on her ambitions (which she has!) you didn't talk about what's gonna happen to her while she's on the run. What does she think about Sokovia Accords, her relationship with Peggy, or anything that remotely has to do with her, you only mentioned her to mock and betitle her, you called her ugly, you called her a beard (that not just misogynistic but biophobic as well so kudos on the combo) you ignored everything else and zeroed in on that 10 seconds.

You decided that this was the best course of action because *checks notes* she was "there to be a love interest, the poor underdeveloped girl she deserved better"

Sure, Jan.

Where’s the double standard?

Well, men can be genocidal maniacs, abusers, can eat other people, can be absolute human garbage, can have only with two or three lines but if they're white and hot you have 100k about their left eyebrow and how they "just need a hug" and 600k of a redemption arc for them.

Men not having lines makes them mysterious, men needing to be saved constantly makes them "vulnerable"

I am not gonna write what you say about female characters doing or needing the same.

You shipped (vigorously) men that never ever ever interacted, minors with adults, actually blood-related brothers whole ass internet has cheered for aunt and nephew "to get it on" in Game of Thrones, and this, somehow, crossed the line?

Fandom is a mostly transformative place, you see the female character being badly written and you decide not to write her better but to bury her completely? This happens in every fandom, I was in! All the time! And when you remember that a lot of it came from other women under the guise of feminism it's just a whole different level of disappointing.

Sharon Carter is to appear in The Falcon and the Winter Soldier tomorrow.

And I know I know I know that every talk about her is gonna be to shit on Steve and his ending and to shit on Peggy calling her cunt, pussy, coochie all the fun names you can think of.

And of course the Shipper Squadron masquerading as Female Empowerment Leauge and LGBTQ representatives warnings about "if she is the love interest I Will Fight Marvel"

It's okay to hate the characters, it's okay to hate the ship.

It's okay to hate one female character and love another.

An you. Don't. Need. A. Reason. For. That.

“I am petty and I don't like” it is a reason enough. Stop with the "hot takes" and analysis, and pretending you're doing it for the "woke" cause.

Being critical of the media you consume is necessary.

But I honestly haven't seen criticisms of Sharon that aren't drenched in misogyny or criticisms that hadn't come from a place of ship bias.

And for once, please, when you talk about Sharon let it be about Sharon only.

Or at least tag your shit properly. Please.

#sharon carter #Sharon Carter Defense Squad #my post

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hiimsociallyawkward · 3 years

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Dear Lara Jean,

HI. so i watched TATBILB: A&F a few weeks ago, and I have some words. Before I begin, i'd like to preface that i'm literally 17 and have no film experience, and that I've read this book once maybe 4 years ago but here it is.

ps. if you haven't gotten it already: there will be spoilers. Heavy spoilers.

first of all, i'm sorry but i really didn't like the little edit things. Maybe I've reached that point in my life where I don't f with that anymore. Like when theres a drawn house and it slowly fades so it's real life?? no thanks

the music choice... I honestly didn't have that big of a problem with it, but my korean friend kept going "wtf is this music choice" so i'm quoting her on that.

the filming and editing. well maybe it's just me but I didn't really like it. yk when you're watching a youtuber and they do those zoom in things and it's sort of fast and funny? I think there were a few times the movie did that and i didn't like it.

literally, lara jean looking directly into the camera?? it feels like it's breaking the 4th wall and maybe they're doing it to be edgy but no thanks i didn't like that either.

WHY???? Her breaking the 4th wall added NOTHING to the movie. It just took me out of the experience. I especially didn’t like it when they did it in PS I still love you when they temporarily broke up.

THEY SET THE MOVIE IN OREGON. WHAT WAS THE REASON. THE BOOK WAS SET IN VA, AND I LIVE IN VA SO I FELT A CONNECTION TO THE BOOK. AND THEN THEY GO AND SET IT IN OREGON. WHAT. WAS. THE. REASON

OREGON DIDN’T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING WITH THE COLLEGES. THEY’RE STILL PRETTY FAR AWAY FROM STANFORD. IN THE BOOK, UVA WAS CLOSE BY SO LJ WOULDN’T HAVE TO BE TOO FAR AWAY FROM HOME. NO OFFENSE TO THE STATE BUT WHY OREGON. THEY COULD OF PUT THEM IN CALI AT LEAST

ONE OF THE REASONS WHY LJ WANTED TO GO TO UVA IS BECAUSE HER FAMILY WOULD BE CLOSE BY. BY PUTTING THEM IN OREGON, YOU TAKE AWAY THAT REASON. i just want to 👊 whoever’s idea this was

FURTHERMORE: THEY CHANGED UVA AND UNC TO STANFORD AND NYU. I AM INFURIATED. THE WHOLE POINT WAS THAT THEY WANTED TO GO TO UVA BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE 10 MINS FROM WHERE THEY LIVED AND IT'S A STATE SCHOOL. LARA JEAN FELT LIKE THE WAS GAURANTEED TO GO TO UVA AND WHEN SHE DOESNT, IT ACTUALLY HURTS THE READERS.

in the book, LJ was waitlisted from UNC, rejected from UVA, and accepted to W&M. I’m sure you can find like 40 people at our school who can relate to this situation. I doubt 40 people in our school can relate to being rejected from Stanford BUT accepted to NYU. dear writers, please give teens across the nation (your target audience) realistic expectations for college admissions.

YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT PETER AND LARA JEAN WERE ACTUALLY QUALFIED ENOUGH FOR STANFORD. LEMME JUST SAY, I'VE APPLIED FOR COLLEGES THIS YEAR AND I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A PRETTY GOOD GRASP ON WHAT IT TAKES TO GET INTO CERTAIN COLLEGES. YOU'RE TELLING ME THE TWO OF THEM. REALLY. GOT. INTO. THOSE. SCHOOLS. pls.

DON’T GET ME STARTED ON THE KISSING BOOTH. ELLE AND NOAH ARE POSSIBLY THE DUMBEST CHARACTERS I HAVE EVER WATCHED. I DON’T SEE THEM DO A PAGE OF HOMEWORK AND I DON’T EVEN THINK THEY ATTEND CLASS. LIKE MAKING A KISSING BOOTH FOR ONE FUNDRAISER FOR A CLUB THAT CONSISTS OF 2 PEOPLE DOES NOT COUNT AS ENOUGH TO GET INTO HARVARD. but that’s a different movie...

this is literally the idea that television and movies have in making it super easy to get into ivy leauges. as if some in state college isn't up to society's standards of where or where not it's ok to go to college. it's when gabriella montez goes to stanford, troy goes to berkely, ryan evan goes to julliard, teddy duncan goes to yale, cody martin is accepted to princeton, HANNAH MONTANA does to stanford.

and lara jean wants to study english lit. she never says “i want to go to stanford because of their great english lit program”. it’s only “i want to go to stanford because my boyfriend is going and i have no other life outside of him

fine. make your characters seem awesome by making them go to awesome colleges. but still. this is upseting.

you know how awesome it is to hear UVA, the college I've always wanted to go to, in a published book? and for them to just rip it away- espeically when UVA is so attainable?? Yea yea movie directors, i get it, UVA isn't good enough for you. whatever.

They had AT LEAST 5 MONTAGES. 5. FIVE. WHO NEEDS THAT MANY MONTAGES. To quote my friend "the movie is all montage and 30 mins of plot" AND I CAN'T FIND IT IN MYSELF TO DISAGREE WITH HER.

AND THE DANCES. I REALLY DIDN’T NEED TO SEE NOAH CENTINEO DO WHATEVER HE CALLS “DANCING” IN 2 MONTAGES. I know everyone fell in love with noah in the first movie, but i’m pretty sure everyone fell out of love with him in this one.

again, i know nothing about movies, but 5 montages?? it seems like you're just filling space and trying to make everything seem ✨awesome✨ and ✨amazing✨. SURE. everything might be awesome and amazing, but this movie was 1 HR AND 55 MINS. and you decided to add 1 HR of montages? WHy. AND. one of them was in slowmo. i can't

THEY HAD VOICE OVERS THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE. sure. 1 at the begin and 1 at the end, I think that's cute. BUT THE WHOLE MOVIE?? WHY. like bruh- have a focus.

literally did anyone read the freaking book? Remember how- in the book right? Margot was actually really not ok with Trina bc she's sort of replacing their mom? and Margot is rlly not ok with it but gets over it?? see how that was summarized in like 5 seconds in the movie? Oh i'm sorry you used all your time for the movie making STUPID MONTAGES but can we get some actually emotionally beats next time?? thanks.

ok this is a big problem i have with the movie. in the 3rd book, peter tries to have a relationship with his dad who ran away from him years ago. He struggles with that relationship the whole book. This is good stuff. people can relate to this. the scene in the diner where peter “confronts” his dad was CRINGEY. It could be noah’s acting but i couldn’t take him seriously. AND HE FORGIVES HIS DAD AFTER 30 SECONDS. the movie tries to include these smaller storylines but can’t because of the time limit. i’m no screenwriter, but i’m sure there could have been a way to subtly move that plot line during the entire movie rather than that one conversation in the diner

and in the book, peter has to train for lacrosse so he has to eat healthy which stresses him out. i specifically remember him getting mad at someone (maybe it was john ambrose, i don’t remember fully) for EATING HIS CARROTS. this just shows that peter has a life too. he has to worry about lacrosse along with losing lj. but no, the movie makes him look like the perfect boyfriend who has no other worries in life except for the girl in front of him

remember how- in the book (right?? bc they had a book to go off of???) Stormy was a part of the 3rd book? like a BIG part?? They LITEALLY just used her as John Ambrose's grandmother (WHICH IM PRETTY SURE THEY DIDN'T EVEN DO IN THE MOVIES). literally, stormy and john ambrose were throw away characters in the second movie and i am infurriated. BUT ALSO I LOVE JOHN AMBROSE HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO HIM??

and remember, how in the book, how the dog's name is "Jamie Fox-Pickle" and they changed it to HENRY??? where is the flavor. what was the reason. SERIOUSLY.

BUT ALSO. CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG BUT THERE WAS A POINT IN THE PLOT WHERE PETER'S MOM TOLD LARA JEAN TO BREAK UP WITH PETER. DOES NO ONE ELSE REMEBER THAT?? AND THEY CUT IT ALL OUT OF THE SCRIPT?? LIKE WHY. WHAT WAS THE REASON.

ok those are my biggest book grievances I think. but lemme just say, they NEVER went to NEW YORK. They literally wrote that in for the purposes of NYU. in the book, Chris and Lara Jean DRIVE to UNC because that's ATTAINABLE. BC THEY'RE STATE UNIVERSITIES. ANYWAYS

LJ’s and Chris’s spontaneous trip to unc showed their friendship in a good way. I never really liked chris as a friend to lj but during the trip, they are besties and it shows. the movie tries to do that in ny but peter is also in ny for some reason. she should have fell in love with ny WITHOUT peter at her side nagging her to sneak out and go on a date. she should have spent more time with chris rather than thinking about peter while she was watching the band.

the scene where Lara Jean is in New York and at the party and she sees the band? To all the boys I've loved before: Always and forever?? more like To all the boys I've loved before: gay awakening time.

when they moved the pink couch to the subway? WHy? They wanted snazzy pics.

when Lara Jean and Peter were making up and it was a really cute sequence AND THEN THEY MADE HER LOSE HER V CARD. FINE. I GET HOW THAT'S REALISTIC BUT IT WAS A CUTE SCENE. MY FRIEND ALMOST STARTED CRYING AND THEN LJ LOST HER V CARD AND WE COULDN'T STOP SCREAMING.

this is different from what was in the book (for the 100th time). In the book, they don’t do it and it shows that you can be in a high school relationship without being physical. I strongly appreciate that message. This darn movie had to have her lose her v card. WHY. IT ADDED NOTHING TO THEIR RELATIONSHIP. THE YEARBOOK SIGNING WAS SYMBOLIC ENOUGH

the montage where it's a montage of all of lara jean's and peter's cute moments?? ok fine. that was cute. but they literally just took scenes from past movies. imagine the impact if we like hidden moments from their relationships. maybe they're laughing in the car together. maybe they're watching they sunset. maybe peter is looking at her lovingly while she sleeps. WHAT IF. it WASN'T a montage of all the "bigger" moments of their relationship, and we got to see them just exist.

UGH. THE VOICE OVER AT THE END OF THE MOVIE IS SO CRINGEY I CAN'T

"WE AREN'T LIKE OTHER COUPLES. NOT US, LARA JEAN AND PETER KAVINSKY. BECAUSE WE HAVE SOMETHING BETWEEN US. WRITING LOVE LETTERS" please. b freaking s

Some redeemable qualities

while i didn't like most of the songs, "like me better" by lauv will always be loved. especially since it's a call back from the first movie?? I can ftw

WHY WASN’T “LIKE ME BETTER” THEIR SONG???? I really thought it was a good song to be their song and they referenced it in the beginning. No offense to the “beginning middle and end” people, but i felt no attachment to that song.

they customized her phone. it looked like it was a 7 (idk rlly, i don't know crap abt iphones) but they customized it. Granted, I KNOW lara jean would be the one with the aesthetic background with color coded folder, but still- they did give her relevant apps. some to note include; tiktok, spotify, instagram, netflix, notes, messages, facetime, maps, whatsapp and the STANFORD APP?? whatever- i'm chill.

they did make lara jean make choices so that was good.

the prom ask?? That was cute. with the pancakes??

at the end when Peter played the song even though earlier he didn't like it?? I liked that. i liked that a lot. ok fine i more than liked that a lot. There are multiple texts where my friends are screaming at each other. In fact, 26 separate messages.

chris in general. granted, she was more present in the books, but i'll take what i can get.

some notable quotes by her, the queen

"I'm dead inside"

not wanting to do a gigantic walk down from the stairs and asking the boys not to turn around

peter said he liked lara jean's forehead kisses and that reminded me of emma chamberlain so that's a positive only bc of emma

I remembered that they were the class of 2021, and I'M class of 2021 and it just hit for a second.

my friend cried over their graduation but i felt nothing bc we're literally living in a pandemic and chances of me getting a real graduation?? we'll see

again, these are all just my opinion. my friend doesn't like the movie bc she says she's sad and bitter and seeing these cute couples makes her feel lonely but i'm just diappointed. the books were GOOD. they were gold.

there was so much they could’ve done with the movies, and i just feel like they didn’t deliver on anything. Jenny Han, i’m sorry. The movie overall, ik someone who cried about it and someone else who gave it 7/10. props for them but jeez i just wish for more.

ok but that’s the show folk. i mean, obviously everything i said was opinion and literally don’t listen to anything i’ve said. BUT. feel free to add what you hated or loved abt the movie too. thanks. i love you guys. “always and forever” :,)

p.s- omg not them ripping off taylor swift. jk jk. ok bye

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familyofpaladins · 2 years

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My sister has been watching Arrow, and will occasionally ask me random questions about characters because, despite never having seen even an episode of it, I have Approximate Knowledge from watching a couple of justice leauge cartoons, and general info from tumblr/other social

Example, a couple weeks ago

Sister: hey abby.

Me: yeah?

Sister: which group of super heroes is it that you watch, DC or Marvel

Me: well it's the marvel movies that I have and watch but i know a little about DC

Sister: so iron man. .... he's dc right?

Me: No. He's marvel

Sister: What about spiderman?

Me: he's also marvel

Sister: *slightly exasperated face* well who is other dc heroes then??

Me: uuh, batman, superman, wonder woman, green lantern, green arrow, uh, the flash, aquaman-

Sister: but not iron man?

Me: no

Sister: well who else is a billionaire who builds a suit

Me: uuuuuhh *me trying to think of who that would be for dc* ...... batman??

Sister: he's got a metal suit.

Me:????

*we both go and look at who she is referring to*

Me: *looking at the suit which doesnt really resemble anything I remeber seeing for a hero* I have no idea who that is

We then try to figure our if he's supposed to be a villian or hero, but I ultimately don't know. I do briefly wonder if he's supposed to be The Atom, but the suit and backstory dont quit match up with what I thought they were supposed to be, but I also dont really know that much about it

A little later

Sister: He's the Atom

Me: Oh! I kinda wondered if maybe it was him

And then today:

Sister, suddenly walking into the run I'm watching tv in: is Scarecrow a the name of a hero?

Me: No.

Sister, with a face that says "dammit": is scarecrow the name of a villain???

Me: .... yeah

Sister: and he wears rags?

Me: yeah I think he wears like, a burlap sack over his face

Sister: and his name is [something I dont remember]?

Me: I have no idea

Sister: well then what good are you

...

Sister: so when does the joker show up?

Me: uh, I have no idea. I dont think he does?? At least in this show

Sister: what about the penguin?! Or batman?!

Me: I dont. I dont think they ever show up

Sister: well why the crap not

Me: I dont know dude.

Me: I mean there's the show Gotham, but that's a young batman before he becomes batman. But it has joker and the penguin

Sister: *disgruntled face*

...

Sister: so it crosses over with the flash, what's the other show you mentioned?

Me: uuuh, oh supergirl

Me: well actually, I know she crosses over quit a bit with flash, idk how much with arrow

Me: also theres the show Legend of Tomorrow that I think also has some crossovers

Sister: *makes a face like "holy crap, that's so many shows I'm not gonna understand what's happening in*

#She asks me questions about this show I've never seen #And then gets mad when I dont know the answer lol #Theres been a few other questions here and there #But nothing beats 'yeah ironman is in the arrow right'#And 'scarecrow is a hero right??'#No dude. No. I'm sorry #The arrow #Green arrow #The flash #Iron man #Scarecrow

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fanficks-from-fictives · 3 years

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Tomura wasn't sure what had compelled him to follow the sound of the crying baby into an alley way between two clothes stores.

He had no idea why he went as far as to search in the dumpster for this kid.

If you asked, he would probably say he wanted to take the child under his wing and raise it to be a villain, his successor, if you will- teach it the way his Master taught him. But at the same time, he knew it went deeper than that. He knew he wanted to find and shelter this kid because no hero would. He knew no one cared if a child, a baby, even, was so cast aside by society, thrown away figuratively and, apparently literally, that they died.

No one who considered themself a hero would take the time to get this baby and, at the very least, bring it to an orphanage, or a foster home so it had a smidgen of a chance at life.

Tomura was way too well aware of that fact.

And, in his humble opinion, this child, whoever it may be, needed to live.

Sure, he had attempted and threatened to kill countless children before, but they had all deserved it. They weren't helpless babies, all of their quirks had developed and they had all worked to improve them as much as they possibly could, not to mention all the kids he had hurt were all training to be heros, idiots who don't care about helping as much as they care about filling their pockets with more money than anyone should really ever have.

As he searched, the crying got weaker and weaker, but never changed where it was.

Worry swept through him, motivating him to search faster. Eventually, he just started disintegrating things.

He found the baby, cold to the touch, but still weeping softly.

Quickly, he slipped on a pair of artist's gloves and picked the baby out of the trash, cradling him close to his chest.

The baby was maybe no more than a month or two old. His mother was probably some teenager who just couldn't care for him and didn't have any family to help, a deadbeat baby daddy who left her when she was confirmed pregnant.

Tomura rushed the baby to the hospital, where he was evaluated, and released a few hours later into Tomura's custody after warming up and getting a bottle and a diaper- which he hadn't previously had, which angered Tomura even more, but it was over, this kid was going to be alright now. Tomura vowed to that.

He never actually legally adopted the kid during this process. Never signed any official documents, not that he was even asked to, he was just allowed to walk right out the hospital, the baby swaddled in both a blanket and in Tomura's hoodie, where he rested happily, his little ear pressed against Tomura's chest and he would let out little happy noises every now and again.

He walked out the hospital with basically a book on how to take care of the child.

He called Kurogiri, and the second he was back at the league's hideout, the baby started shrieking.

"Jesus, that kid has some impressive lungs!" Toga bounced over, plucking the child out of Tomura's hoodie.

She nuzzled the baby's hair, cooing at him and rocking him, successfully calming him.

"You know he came out of the dumpster, right?" Tomura raised an eyebrow.

"Trash baby," Twice commented from behind the bar.

"Don't call Izuku a trash baby!" Toga chastised.

"Izuku? Did you already name him after that UA boy you have a crush on?" Tomura was, admittedly a little creeped out.

"That feels pedophilic," Dabi commented, taking a swig of whisky.

"I didn't name him after Izuku, I'm saying this is literally him. He may have that new baby smell-"

"Gross."

"Shut up Dabi. But he still has the faint smell of Izuku's cologne. I don't know many people who would spray a baby with cologne before throwing them in a dumpster."

A silence fell over the leauge.

"Izuku was hit by a de-aging quirk?" Twice blinked in confusion before his other voice stated, "little broccoli boy is now little trash boy." Which Twice replied to himself with, "he was always a trash broccoli."

Baby Izuku giggled softly, earning a squeal from Twice, who was immideately next to Toga, trying to tickle Izuku and make him giggle more.

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