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[🎀]: *puts on a dress because she have mostly full control after our shower*
Cloud: *coming back in the front room with a coffee* wh-
Cloud: What?! Nooooo!
[🎀]: Lmao deal with it
Cloud: *dramatically flops onto Jay's bed*
Jay: *pets his hair* poor guy got the full 'leave a girly girl in front' treatment... just be glad she didn't do dolled up makeup
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Nico (yelling): LIFE IS FLEETING, DEATH IS FOREVER! WAAAAAAAA
Nico: *jumps off the balcony.*
Morty, who lives on the 4th story and whose balcony Nico just jumped out of: You okay?!?!?
Nico (from a rose bush): ... yeah!
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Shane, trying to summon [REDACTED 🎀] because they have good communication: Oooo look at this~ I have a grape airhead~
[🎀]: *Radio silent*
Shane: We're wearing a cute outfit~
[🎀]: *Static noises*
Shane: Fine, be that way you creature
[🎀]: Am I at least a pretty creature?
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"He do be cat-like tho."
-A little after seeing a stray cat in our neighborhood
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Helen: I must confess... I am a lesbian!
Roxxy, a nonbinary: hi, I'm her partner
Arcus: ??? what am I? Chopped liver?
Helen: you're my other lesbian lover
Arcus: I'm not a girl?
Helen: You're close enough
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Tokoyami: *Comes out of their room wearing a skirt.*
Minny: Pretty skirt :DD
Tokoyami: Thank you!
Boom: YOU THInK YOU CAN WEAR A SKIRT BETTER THAN ME?!?!?
Kacchan: *Fixing a bottle for Izukkun* Cut it out you loud motherfucker, let them feel pretty
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[Outerworld Interaction]
Ebois(talking about work): It’s like 9:30 came and everyone in the state wanted flowers, and it hasn’t stopped
Jellybeans: Aw I'm sorry
Ebois: It’s okay ✊😔 I get money
Jellybeans: It’s probably busy because tomorrow is Easter
Ebois: Jesus just had to die
Jellybeans: That's so funny omg
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Nico: what if I press the 'x' thing on the laptop?
Max: Nico is so old he doesn't know what a desktop browser is or how to use it
Jude: leave grandpa alone, he's having a mental breakdown
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Jason: *successfully taking a nap on a couch inner world*
Will: why has he been napping so much?
Nico: he's got old man disease
Will: is that why you're always sleepy?
Nico: *punches him so hard in the face he goes to the ground*
Nico: *putting a hand over his heart and panting, pretending he's coming down from a startled adrenaline spike* oh- Jesus- sorry Will, you startled me. I didn't know you were there
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Jayfeather: he (dear Daniel) is really cute (meaning this in a 'the tiny white cat is cute' kinda way)
Max: sounds pretty gay
Jayfeather (an asexual like Max): "*fucking punches you*" (saying it but not doing it)
Nico: aw man, it's caught on?
Nico: *throws his head back and groans in dramatic flair* (actually does it)
Jayfeather, feeling like a little scamp: *copies him* (like actually)
Nico: *pauses to consider his options*
Nico: *vaults over three chairs to punch Jayfeather in the face*
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Alter 1: "My suicide will be swift!"
Alter 2: "..and painless..?"
Alter 1: "No, no, no, just swift"
Alter 2: "Like Taylor Swift?"
Alter 1: "Exactly!"
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/We're doing the dishes and talking out loud to each other
Internally, one alter says they're tired of talking out loud and asks if we can talk internally instead/
Alter 1: yeah, of course we can talk internally. It's not like we'll forget again!
Host, who for us, had to be unaware of as much of the abuse as possible so he could go about daily life: forget what?
Alter 1: how to talk out loud.
Alter 2, happily: Yeah, we have a job where we talk every day now so it's not an issue anymore
Host: what do you mean... it was an issue before..? Why don't I remember...
Alter 1: I... just please don't freak out and realize we love you enough to keep these memories from you... please-
Host, freaking out now: who- who made us forget how to speak?? What are you talking about???
Alter 3: [Host] I promise you don't want to remember-
Host: I wish I hadn't heard this I wish I couldn't talk to you guys right now!!!!
Alter 2: whelp... I broke [Host]
Alter 1: how many times do you have under you belt now?
Alter 3: that's the exact opposite of your job, dude...
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Alter 1: that's it! I'm killing myself!
Alter 1: *jumps over the balcony, but they're on the ground level so it's only a couple of feet and they slip and land on their back in the grass*
Alter 2 (Theo? Maybe): done being dramatic yet?
Alter 1: WHY ARE YOU ON THE GROUND FLOOR WITH YOUR FANCY ASS BALCONY????
Alter 2: I like the intricate design of the metal
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[E-boi Alter Interaction]
Bin: Do you ever just… crave liquid so bad
Keith: You mean like drinking it?
Bin: Yeah, like crave it so bad it hurts
Keith: Bin. Thirsty- you’re thirsty
Bin: OHH THATS WHAT ITS CALLED???
Keith: Go get you a drink
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Caius: dude my mouth is so horny for water right now
Max: ????? You're thisty?????
Caius: that's the one
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Alter 1: do you think Penguins ever miss the sky?
Alter 2: shut the fuck up we're trying to sleep
Alter 1: really??? Is that why it's so dark?
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[Jason, trying to nap on a couch in the innerworld]
Nico: "I know I'm a necromancer, but... *heals you*" [puts his hands out at Jason like he's shooting Wizard beams at him, Jason giggling the entire time]
Will: "Did you just role play with your mouth?"
Nico: "*bites you*" [Makes no moves to actually bite him]
Will: ?????? "Wh-???"
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