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Tragically, I have returned. I’d like to begin this update by thanking @lurking-lilibeth for solving the mystery of how tf Sugar died: apparently the ‘struck by lighting’ memory is glitched and sometimes won’t show up, so the conclusion is Sugar got hit by lighting, his needs went to shit, and he crawled to the bathroom to die. A death most befitting Sugar, if I say so myself! How cute are the zombs??
-They sure are, I wanna be struck by lighting, become a zombie, and go on a date with Sandy too!
Sophito istg, first you roll Jojo’s werewolf bs, now this, GET YOUR OWN THING
-Forget about my faildad and look at me being all pretty and wholesome and non-conspiracy-to-murderous!
YOU. Seriously, it’s been like 2 months since the last update and I still haven’t recovered from the reveal of Felina’s ‘real self’. Admiring herself in the mirror while her uncle died, there hasn’t been such a stone cold bitch around here since VICTORIA.
-I’m a stone cold bitch! Aren’t I, Servilia, you lil’ cutiepie baby booboo?
I mean you’re definitely formidable, Soph, especially when babytalking to the dogs, but you must admit you have mellowed out a lot in your old age.
-WHAT?! ME??? I’M SOPHIE THE TERROR FUCKING MIGUEL, I FEEL NOTHING. NOTHING-
-SERVILIA NO!!!! TAKE ME INSTEAD, I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR, NOTHING
-Gee thanks, grandma.
-GET OUT OF HERE YOU NON-DEATH-REACTIVE FREAKSHOW
Ya team Sophie on this one. Rest in piece Servilia, you were sweet, cuddly, batshit insane and gave us a dog heir that looks like a deer. I’ll miss you baby❤️
Felina can you have one shred of dignity and wait till Bartholomew’s birthday so this can be an even fight?
-Did HE have a shred of dignity when he RUINED MY PARTY???
Well no but I reprimanded him for it too!
-NO YOU DIDN’T
I didn’t? Probably too busy laughing, either way knock it off!
-I can take care of myself, GET REKT, FAILINA
-HE BIT MY FINGER OFF, YOU LITTLE SHIT, ONCE YOU’RE A TEEN I’M GOING TO MURDER YOU
-I’LL MURDER YOU FIRST. I’LL MURDER YOU TONIGHT IN YOUR SLEEP
SOPHITO FATHER OF THE YEAR DO YOU MIND INTERVENING AT SOME POINT
-Is Klaus getting a little fat, Remington?
-I think so, you should put him on a diet.
FFS, MOVING ON
I’m happy to see Cyneswith come out of mourning, and I’ll continue to hide my shock that she was in mourning in the first place.
-Does you metal back feel a little less tense now, iVan, huhu?🌸
-𝙸𝚃 𝚂𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝙳𝙾𝙴𝚂. 𝙸𝙽 𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙲𝙰𝙽'𝚃 𝚃𝙴𝙻𝙻, 𝙸 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙳𝙴𝚅𝙴𝙻𝙾𝙿𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙱𝙸𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝙻𝙸𝙴.
That’s great, iVan, are you ever gonna develop the ability to do something around here that isn’t fighting zombies and banging the elderly?
-𝚈𝙴𝚂😉
How did you even wink??
Cyn is such a good ‘grandma’, bro I cannot. WHERE WAS THIS SHIT WHEN SUGAR WAS A KID
-I was young and hot back then!💗
You know what, enough is enough, I’m breaking this cycle of bad parenting!
Liz stop vibing with Shajar and get your ass downstairs.
-But I love Shaj!
-And I love you, Liz, you’re the child I never had!
Ok is it me or is it really becoming clear that both Shaj and Cyn wanted daughters?? Whatever, LIZ GO DOWNSTAIRS AND TALK TO YOUR DUMB EVIL KIDS
-FINE
-Little detour hehehe!
-Oh Soph, let’s get a pool table in here and relive our youth!
GO TALK TO YOUR KIDS I WILL KILL YOU BOTH
-We totally totally will, just give us 2 hours-
-3 hours-
-Yes, 3 hours, to ‘get ready’-
-Hehe!
-Huhu!
I HATE YOU
-Alright kids, we are here for you.
-We absolutely are. For 10 minutes, then we have to go upstairs again.
-Exactly. So let me just start the clock here, aaand we have 10 minutes, alright, GO.
-So kids, fighting is bad.
-Yes. And we are family and we love each other.
-Right. So no more fighting, ok?
-Yes, good talk! Let’s go, darling.
-If I might address the elephant in the room-
-Oh he’s gonna talk too? Ok.
-9 minutes 28 seconds.
-I have done my best to hide it as to not disrupt the family BUT FELINA IS BULLYING ME.
-WHAT?! THAT’S IT, I WILL DROWN YOU IN THE TOILET
-Felina!
-HE’S LYING, HE’S BULLYING ME, HE’S THE WORST BROTHER IN THE UNIVERSE AND HE RUINED MY PARTY, YOU WERE THERE YOU REMEMBER
-We were?!
-I have no fucking idea.
-WILL YOU STOP WHISPERING, WE CAN HEAR YOU
-Ya you’re not even trying to whisper, you’re just talking in normal volume italics.
-STOP AGREEING WITH ME
-EAT SHIT
-ALRIGHT. This has gotten out of hand and we need to leave in 7 minutes and 17 seconds, so here it is. Bartholomew, you are the worst brother in the universe.
-HA.
-Felina, you are a psychopathic robot. You are both terrible, terrible kids. But.. that’s just how Union kids are!
-Exactly, by our standards you are normal and that’s why everyone hates our family!
-So when you go out in the world, you’ll have to rely on each other because everyone else will despise you!
-They will??
-Honey, everyone hated me and your father, and we had way more going for us than you two.
-So.. no more fighting??
-No more fighting.
-And being a Union is a bad thing??
-It’s not bad, it’s just that there is a preconceived notion around town that we are.. umm..
-Trash!
-Trash, thank you, babe.
-So, now that we’ve cleared this up, we’re gonna go!
-You kids get along from now on, cause you only have each other!
-And don’t bother us anymore!
Well, that’s all better now. What’s up, Vic?
-THE FUCK WAS THIS SHIT~
A heartfelt family discussion, clearly!
-THE KIDS ARE FIGHTING AND THAT WAS THE BEST THESE LOSERS COULD DO?!~
Um, do I need to remind you of your parenting?
-I RAISED JOJO!~
Is that supposed to be a flex?
-I’LL HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF THIS LIKE I DO EVERYTHING ELSE!~
Oh, goodie!
-FELINA UNION~
-AAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE HELL
-I AM YOU GREAT-GREAT-GRANDMOTHER!~
-Ya I KNOW, I worship you!
-GOOD. THEN YOU MUST HEED THE ADVICE YOUR DUMBASS PARENTS GAVE YOU AND MAKE UP WITH YOUR BROTHER! UNITED WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL!~
-But I hate him and I wanna win the heirship so I can damnatio memoriae him!
-FELINA, I SENSE A DARKNESS IN YOU~
-Well you better, I didn’t rebrand for nothing!
-REMEMBER, THE HEIRSHIP ISN’T A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!~
-FINE, I’ll remember it! Will you go away now?
-I WILL.. BUT IF SOMETHING THREATENED THE FAMILY I’D HAVE TO COME BACK.. SO DON’T MAKE ME COME BACK!~
-Crazy dead bitch!
-I’M STILL HERE!~
It’s a new day and this lot is FUCKED, we’re def gonna have to gtfo. The fire that started the night Sugar died IS STILL GOING but is not acknowledged by anyone, we just have a permanent glitched fire burning in the background. SYMBOLIC
-Mmmm.. Now I know what I want for my birthday.. Failina barbecue!
Try again!
-How about a kitty?
‘Grew up badly’ memory avoided at the last second! Ugh I’m such a pro gamer.
Welcome to the fam, Wendy! Wendy is really cute and mean and is gonna have kittens with Shinok! Alright Barth, time to blow the candles..
-Can I blow my parents’ brains out instead?
Ya can’t blame you on this one, WILL YOU TWO KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS FOR 2 MINS
Alright, here we go, I’m not even gonna ask what you’re wishing for because we all know.
Glitched yard background fire: 🔥🔥🔥
-WOOOO IM HOT
Not so fast, the Ti-Ning nose takes no prisoners!
-Failina has it too!!! >:(
Well it looks better on girls, what can I tell ya! Whatever, let’s roll for your aspiration, don’t even THINK of rolling family too..
-Oh don’t worry, I sure won’t!
UGH. At least we have a normal chem panel for once as Barth likes fancy bespectacled non-blondes. Boy do I have someone in mind for you!
NOP NEVERMIND IT’S CYN ROUND 2. FML
Ok Barth, here is your interim makeover until I download some stuff for you, how do you like it?
-I don’t know, I feel there’s something missing!
That’s just your soul, don’t worry about it!
-No no, it’s something else..
Alright I see where this is going..
-Now that’s better!
Oh ya, you look.. there are no words.
-HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY CROWN IDEA YOU FUCKING UNMOPPED VOMIT CHUNK
-AT LAST THE CROWN RESTS ON THE HEAD OF SOMEONE WHO DESERVES IT
-IT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE WITH YOUR OUTFIT
She’s got us there, Barth, you look ridic.
-YOU, SHUT UP, AND YOU, FAILINA, BRING YOUR HAND CLOSER SO I CAN BITE THE ENTIRE THING OFF
-YOU’VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME, BARFOLOMEW. STYLING IS OFF LIMITS, IT’S THE HOLY RULE OF THE FAMILY, YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH IT!!!!
-I DON’T CARE AND I WILL GET AWAY WITH IT!!!!
AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE ETERNAL BACKGROUND FALL-OF-THE-HOUSE-OF-USHER FIRE. GO TO SCHOOL, BRATS
-HEHE, here I go, first day of high school wearing a crown! Now everyone will know who’s boss!
Wow yea, that will def make people think you’re awesome and cool!
-WOAH NICE CROWN
-WHO IS THE NEW KID
WTF
-I’M BACK, LOSERS, AND I GOT AN A+ ON MY FIRST DAY THANKS TO MY BEAUTIFUL CROWN
-A̸N̵D̴ I G̸O̵T D̶E̸M̷O̴T̵E̵D A̶N̷D B̴R̷O̴U̶G̴H̶T M̴Y E̷X W̸I̷F̸E H̸O̸M̴E W̶I̴T̶H M̶E🧟
Seems like an amazing day for everyone! Where’s Felina?
OH THERE SHE IS. FELINA WHAT ARE YOU DOING
-I CURSE THIS BLOODLINE
HOE DON’T DO IT
-I CURSE IT TO DAMNATION
OH MY GOD
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Yellowjackets 2.02 Thoughts:
Shauna talking to Jackie’s dead ghost is so fucking haunting. The utter banality of the talk, and yet, at the same time, Jackie always urging Shauna towards some sort of precipice, whether it’s confessing the “truth” or acknowledging that she’s the one holding the knife. No one’s doing homoerotic fucked up besties like them. 😭
Tai and Lottie both caring for Shauna makes me tender.
God, I really appreciate Callie’s character. Her parents are really messing her up, and yet, even as she’s cognizant of this, one of the things she seems to be hurt by most is the fact that neither of them have registered that she’s gone. She talks about using the vape to numb herself into oblivion. And that’s exactly how Shauna feels every single day.
TAISSA POUNDING ESPRESSO AFTER ESPRESSO. REFUSING TO SLEEP. HER REFLECTION MOVING. MA’AM, SEEK HELP.
The fucking no-eyed man. I can deal with the extensive gore. I can handle the cannibalism. But THIS GUY. Every time he comes on my screen, I McFreakin’ lose it. What is his DEAL?
Also, why tf is this show so darkly lit? Showtime, do better.
Sophie Thatcher perfectly replicating Juliette’s cadence is always so incredible to me!!!!! Of the casting pairs, I’ve always thought they look the least alike appearance wise, but goddamn, Sophie nails the mannerisms.
“We are an intentional community turning suffering into strength.” Lmao, Lottie. Also, adult Lottie is so, so pretty.
“It’s heliotrope, it’s not purple.” AKQKWKDJWJS.
Lottie treating Lisa like an underpaid intern about the drink, lmfao. Loving adult Lottie’s vibes so far. Her entire enlightened act is so performative, but simmering underneath, is that same uneasy energy that the rest of our core four has. To take the analogy further, she’s seemed to take the Tai and Shauna route of trying to repress what happened in the woods and pretend like everything’s fine. She’s fine. Of course she’s paired with Nat, the perpetual realist here.
Shauna trying to reach out to Callie and being rebuffed at every attempt. It’s not necessarily that it’s too little, too late, and more that she’s ignoring the elephant of a body in the room, trying to move past it, like she always does. Hhhhhghhh.
Misty’s screensaver being a stock photo of ultra cute kittens is perfect. ANQKWOQWODJ, MISTY ANGRILY REPLYING ON “REDDIT” AND THEN REALIZING SHE MADE A TYPO. WKQKWKSJDJAJ.
THE MAKEUP ON JACKIE. GODDAMN.
Tai confronting Shauna is so fucking painful. Sophie Nélisse utterly shutting down. Lottie defending her. I’m so unwell. They both care for her so much, and there’s also this added element of Taissa trying to run from her own demons by making Shauna confront her own.
Taissa and Shauna’s relationship genuinely might be my favorite on this show in both timelines. Like, it is so complicated and raw and brutal and simultaneously so loving. Hhhggsghhhshhh.
Kevyn showing up. Oh, God. Oh, God. And Shauna fuckin’ lying. LISTEN, I objectively know they’re not going to stick Melanie Lynskey in jail (at least for long), but still, I can’t wait for this storyline to be resolved.
KEVYN CATCHING HER IN THE LIE. GODDAMN. BABY GIRL, MISTY MADE YOU A COOKIE TELLING YOU EXACTLY WHAT TO SAY.
AND SHE’S STILL LYING. GIRLFRIEND,THEY CAN SUPBOENA YOUR TEXTS OR SOMETJING.
Callie stepping in to help her mom. I’m actually so tender about their effed up relationship, it’s unreal.
“So you lied to be feminist?” KQQKKWEKDJDJEJEJNSWHAJS.
“At least go through the back in case he’s still out there.” I’m unwell.
Sammy showing up. Hhhhgh. As upsetting as it is that Simone is being so cautious and cold towards Taissa, it is so warranted after finding your beloved family dog beheaded in the basement as part of some fucked up sacrificial altar.
Elijah Wood!!!!!!!!!! AKWKDNNSS. THE KNEE HIGH SOCKS WITH THE SHORTS.
NAT FAKING JAVI’S DEATH, OH, MY FUCKING GOD. CUTTING HERSELF TO FAKE BLOOD. THIS SHOW.
Poor Travis. Oh, my God.
Adult Travis!! The fact that he calls Lottie as well… Simone Kessell is doing such a wonderful job with Lottie; her rage and fear in the Travis flashbacks are compelling.
GOD. TRAVIS INITIATING THIS RITUAL. Whether we can trust that Lottie’s telling the truth, that remains to be seen, but I do think the fact that they’re accompanying the story with a bonafide flashback makes me think that they want us to take it at least some of it at face value.
THE ZOMBIE FUCKING LAURA LEE HALLUCINATION. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. The tenderness in her eyes before LL stepped out of the shadows, though. Lottie/Laura Lee truthers rise up.
Also, adult Lottie/Nat have very good chemistry.
THERE BEING A CHAIN ON TAISSA’S GODDAMN DOOR. DID SHE HALLUCINATE HER SON? UM.
WHERE THE FUCK ARE SAMMY AND STEVE, TAI? 😭
Oh, God. The debate about Jackie’s clothes. So brutal. Like the earlier cabin scenes in this ep. showed, the tensions between the girls are reaching a fever pitch.
Lottie seeing the cut on Jackie’s arm, but not being judgmental about it. Giving her the necklace. 😭😭
Callie, don’t flirt with that grown ass man. Nooooooo.
Callie lying and saying she’s a student at Rutgers, the same school Jackie and Shauna were supposed to go to. ;-;
Shauna going to light the pyre when Nat was confronting Lottie. Hhhhgh.
“I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU END AND I BEGIN.” NOT A BLURRED MARGINS LINE. FUCK ME UP.
Travis adding Javi’s pants to the fire. 😭 Lottie and Tai being the ones who escort Shauna away. Hhhhhshhhhhhgh.
I’m so excited to see the other adults interact with Lottie.
Nat having a clearly traumatic flashback when she lays down…
AWNDNSNSN, THE BLACKLIGHT NOTE.
THE DUDE CALLIE WAS FLIRTINT WITH BEING A DETECTIVE. JESUS.
Kevyn being soft on Shauna. ;w; I really do like him, and I’m glad they brought him back.
Not Travisnat having sex on the eve when he just found out his brother is dead. NOT HIM ENVISIONING LOTTIE. WOOF.
THE TWISTING AERIAL PERSPECTIVE. SNOW FALLING ON TOP OF JACKIE’S PYRE. OH, MY GOD. IT’S???????? IT’S SMOKING HER. IT’S FUCKING COOKING HER FOR REAL.
TAI HALLUCINATED SAMMY. OH, MY GOD.
“You are… very sick, Taissa.” I’m so sad.
“BAD ONE” TAISSA NOT LOOKING AT THE ROAD, GLARING AT SIMONE. A FUCKING WRECK. SHIT. SIMONE, PULL THROUGH QUEEN. SOMEONE HAS TO BE NORMAL FOR SAMMY.
OH, GOD. THAT FIRST SHOT OF JACKIE’S BODY IS SO FUCKED UP.
THEY ARE ALL GONNA FUCKIN’ EAT HER.
SHE WANTS US TO.
THE GREEK MYTHOLOGY FEAST. IT’S A SACRED COMMUNION. IT’S BACCHANALIA. IT’S STARVING CHILDREN EATING THEIR TEAM CAPTAIN AND FRIEND IN THE WOODS.
POOR COACH BEN. HELP AOQMWNDNJWJWJSJSJS.
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Bit of an oddball, but how about SilvAmy
3 & 7
Would also be remiss if I didn’t do my personal fave Sonknux!
1 & 10
Oooooo, interesting - let's start with Silvamy
I like this ship! - In your eyes, are they a "We make each other better" relationship or a "We make each other worse" relationship?
I'm not a massive shipper of these two, let me be clear - but I do see it as totally plausible and very, very potentially adorable. I think I'd class them as "We make each other better type of couple" - purely because I consider both of these characters to be the most open about their feelings and emotions. They're both optimists, both expressive, and can be naive and tend to romanticize things. I personally think Amy would appreciate a partner who actually spoke about feelings - any feelings, hers or his - and frankly, that's not the type of dish Sonic is serving - you get me?
Silvamy can be very open and as sappy as they want to be with each other - so it's one of those ships where they satisfy each other's needs so I think they could be really good together! It's just a happy sunshine couple, who doesn't love that?
I like this ship! - What are some unique/unpopular takes you have surrounding this ship?
Again, with this ship specfically? I can't say my opinions are strong on it. However, I guess I'll say (And this goes for ANY ship involving Amy) - I really fucking love and appreciate when first and foremost - writers can achknowledge the fact that Amy has feelings for Sonic. Those feelings have been such a big part of her character over the years so I appreciate when writers don't just cop out and act like those feelings never existed so it's more convenient for their ship to happen. By all means that's *fine*, there's nothing wrong with that - but I have a huge respect for fan writers who can at first achknowledge the elephant in the room and deal with it respectfully. If you're going to achknowledge Sonic and Amy's feelings for each other - I have no time for you demonizing Amy or Sonic. But those that can incorporate a little juicy character beat of Amy learning to let go of her feelings for Sonic before having her focus on the next love interest - in this case Silver - I fucking love that. Huge respect - I want to read that.
Now, onto Sonknux - MY BOYSSSS
I like this ship! - What made you first begin to ship it?
Gotta give credit where credit is due - the fandom, the fanart and the fanfics! The more I looked at this ship, the more it felt Knuxouge with a different colour pallette. Like - a lot of the same dynamics are present in both of the ships - but they are different enough in their own ways. Sonknux is a wholesome fucking bromance ship, and I stan a good bromance. The release of the second movie and Frontiers have only helped to solidify my love of the ship further. They're just- ugh, so GOOD.
I like this ship! - Would you be happy to see them actually become canon? Or do you prefer them as a fanon thing?
Well - personally I don't actually really want to see any ship become canon in the franchise (aside from Whispangle, I do root for those two) purely because I just don't think it fits the vibe of the series as a whole. However, if SEGA turns around and makes Sonic and Knuckles gay icons in a future game - I'd honestly fucking live for it. I'd be so down for a romance between those two - it's funny, cute, and ALSO has angst potential? Sign me tf up. And the inevitable uproar on Twitter that'll start as a result of video game icon/mascot Sonic the Hedgehog being confirmed gay for his homie Knux? Can't fucking wait, I'll be there with my popcorn. I'd- I'd surprisingly be pretty happy if they became canon lmao.
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vera's first watch of south park - season one
okay since stendy has taken over my life, I wanted to watch all 26 seasons of south park just for fun (and get more depth on the characters), so here's a little blurb on how season 1 went.
EPISODE 1:
oh my god the first episode is the fucking anal probe... the one clip I saw on tiktok disturbed me a little but that's the vulgarity of it all
KICK THE BABY
YOU'RE TELLING ME SINCE THE FIRST EPISODE STENDY WAS MENTIONED ?!?!?@?#??#! THE LITTLE LOVEY DOVEY STAN IS IN THE FIRST EPISODE ?????? DECEASED
STAN THROWS UP WHEN HE SEES HER WHAT this is new knowledge to ME it's so gross yet so cute LMAO
wendy giving him the note and the meeting at the pond... KYLE WAS IN HIS ANGRY ARC
my trio doing the damn thing stendyle FOREVER !!
"when do I get to make sweet love?" STAN RELAXXXX
kyle popping the FUCK OFF at the aliens as he should
I'm crying at stendy he vomits on her and her immediate reaction is "LOOK, A FRENCH FRY?" please they are so CUTE
EPISODE 2:
OH WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE IT'S THE EPISODE WHERE WENDY AND CARTMAN FIGHT FOR THE WINNER OF THE PAPER WRITING CONTEST
it's the way I know exactly what kenny is talking abt PLEASE
"hey, stop defending your little girlfriend for writing about some stupid fish" SO THEY'RE DATING NOW??????? stendy has been canon since the beginning?!@?!?#?$ HOW ARE THEY NOT POPULAR IN THE FANDOM
STAN DEFENDING WENDY <3
CLYDE AND BEBE OMG THEY ARE SO CUTE GSJSKBKG
uhm... i don't know how to feel abt this racist stuff, wouldn't fly in this modern-day timeline it's uncomfortable to watch tbh. Will have to get used to it
miss wendy GIRL DON'T GET CAUGHT
omg the TikTok MEME THAT MADE ME FALL IN LOVE W THEM GDNGKJNSNGJKGNKNK
the quote for my otp tag: I can't do it alone
stan in his simp era as HE SHOULD
stan and wendy in their duo arc they slayed
DOES KENNY GET KILLED IN EVERY EPISODE ???? that makes me sad
EPISODE 3:
it's stan being soft with animals for me <3 he's so SWEET my fave boy
kenny chugging gasoline???? my unhinged son
kenny popping AWF killing things
stan wanting to be a man like kenny BABY BOY YOU ARE PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE SBGKJBS
so they do kill kenny in every episode.... weird dunk
chef making me CRINGE PLEASE
stan killing Scuzzlebutt iconic
EPISODE 4:
SPARKY is STAN'S DOG SJNKGSKNSK SO CUTE
wait is this is where the hc of stan being the high school quarterback comes from ??? so iconic
omg INFLATE STAN'S EGO PLEASE very king shit of him
as a bisexual... this is a little much :l
sensitive but i'll get over it
kyle filling for stan so style of them
why are Y'ALL KILLIN KENNY I hate it here
stan slowly becoming an ALLY
stan carrying the show as he fucking should that's my mf son right there
EPISODE 5:
not STAN GETTING BEAT BY SHELLY??? Is that her name??? Idk his big sister i don’t want a HAIR on his head touched
Kyle baby boy i love you but WHERE THE FUCK DID U GET AN ELEPHANT
Oh so Kyle’s the smartest kid at school ugh i love my brainiac son u EAT THESE BITCHES upppppp
Mr. Garrison common L
Shelly is AWFUL OMG
I love how stan gets launched and Kyle is just. Hey bestie we going to do this shit u better come
Cartman & fluffy is very wholesome (very rare that i like cartman, don’t count on it)
DON’T POKE STAN
Oh y’all be cloning stan ihy
Oh my god u can’t be serious is this actually gonna happen SKBSBGJS
Elton John ate
Mutant!Stan is a freak of nature :/
WHEN KENNY WENT IN THE MICROWAVE I WHEEZED HE’S SO CUTE LMAOO
Shelly redeemed herself for half a second and now she’s back on my hit list of “characters i cannot trust with Stanley Marsh”
EPISODE 6:
Oh lord we in for a wild one aren’t we
Not Stan’s grandpa wanting to unalive :(
KYLE AND IKE MY FAVOURITE SILBLINGSSSSS they’re so cute watching tv
I'm w kyle's mom on this, TF is terrance & Philip it's LAME
kyle's mom snitching kinda iconic tho
KENNY NOT THE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA pls
EYE. STAN pls not this question
KYLE DON'T FEED THIS IDEA NGJKSNGSLGD
EPISODE 7:
kenny in his zombie era
OMG STAN AS RAGGEDY ANNE OMG
omg wendy as chewbacca
not wendy roasting stan pls they're chaotic
common cartman L with his costume
kenny falling to pieces fdsjngnsdkgjks
kyle being the solar system HOW WHOLESOME
wenSLAY AS THE WINNER AS SHE SHOULD
NOT THEM ALL SHAMING STAN
stendy's first fight :((((((((
CLYDE DON'T EAT BEBE
stan eating cartman up that's my fucking son
wendy being a good samaritan
shit stendy fight part two
NO WENDY GETS ZOMBIEFIED FJNDKJNFSDKNSK
is this a reference to the triple K ??? wtf this is fucked
chef W this ep pls kick cartman's ass
candy >>>>> everything else
period Michael Jackson ref
NO DON'T KILL WENDY STANLEY FUCKING DON'T YOU LOVE HER
"don't worry babe, everything is gonna be okay" KILL ME SJKBGJBKGSBK THEY ARE SO CUTE
stan this does not excuse u for wanting wendy to die tho... not proud of u
EPISODE 8:
omg I saw a bit of this on tiktok too
tHE AMOUNT OF CHESSY POOFS RELAX
kyle smelling kenny jbwejgbjkgbjkg please
wendy <3 my angel baby cake eat cartman up
the fuck did I just watch... whack ass turkeys
starvin' marvin ??? tf
'bad starvin' marvin THAT'S A BAD STARVIN' MARVIN'
OMG NOT THEM GRABBING CARTMAN DSBSDGBKJGDSBDSBK so slay marvin so slay
cartman finding the motherload of snacks alr I'll give the W
kenny doesn't deserve this shit save my mf son
EPISODE 9:
omg is this a CHRISTMAS SPECIAL?!?!??!?! OMG SO CUTE
stan IN HIS NARRATOR ARC
WENDY AS VIRGIN MARY BNJFJKFDNJDNJ I'M DEAD
KYLE DOING THE DAMN THING
KENNY THE ANGEL <33333333
omg stan and wendy catching snowflakes on their tongues :')))))) that's wholesome as FUCK
kyle's musical number !!!!!! where's the album sir ??? the vocals are FIRE
NO NOT IKE ON FIRE
MR.HANKEY IS A PIECE OF LITERAL SHIT....
CARTMAN FINDING A VIBRATOR... PLS
this is where ‘Kyle’s mom’s a bitch’ originates ?? not gonna lie cartman ate that tbh
MR MACKEY <3 m’kay man reigns supreme
not y’all setting up Kenny :/
oh he’s okay thank god
KENNY SPINNING AT THE BEGINNING OF THE PLAY DFNJNJDVFKVDJFKNKNJ HE IS BABIE
stendy in three frames it must be so
something…feels…unfinished…. Y’all rly gonna kill my son before the end of the episode FUCK YALL FR
I manifested Kenny not dying period
EPISODE 10:
it’s cartman’s bday ok this is gonna be FUCKING WHACK
Damien a spawn of Satan fr
Kenny the platypus ! <3
not satan being real :/
Mr mackey slayage AGAIN <3
common cartman L DON'T TOUCH MY SON KYLE JSJKGKJBKJSG
EPISODE 11:
god my throat hurts so bad KMS
STENDY INTERACTION I'M WINNING
wendy being wholesome and cartman being an ass... weird dunk
stan at least being supportive
OMG WAIT THIS IS THE EP WHERE WENDY IS IN HER PSYCHO ERA BC STAN IS A SIMP :'(
omg the main four are in their simp era
NOT STAN PUKING THE BETRAYAL
wendy :((((( stan is DELUSIONAL DW DW
stanley u SHUT UR DAMN MOUTH
wendy being sad is NOT MY FAVE
I love wendy in her jealous era flame this bitch
NO NOT THE STENDY FLASHBACKS GDJBBJKHDGBJKGDBJKDHBJK KMS
wait they are all of him vomiting LMAOOOOO
Wendy crying is my weakness
GOD DAMN IT i knew SHE WOULD ASK STAN TO DO SOMETHING FOR HER FUCKING BITCHHHH
“DON’T FUCK WITH ME.” WENSLAY AS USUAL. When is she not an icon
Gives miss Ellen a dead animal i love her so much
Jesus Stan being an idiot >:( i love my son but he’s stupid
OMG WENDY IS SO TRUE FOR HER
WAIT MISS ELLEN IS A LESBIAN OKAY A SLAY
Stan…. Ur not a lesbian pls
The BIRKENSTOCKS NDFSNKSFK
Mr.garrison got RIZZ
Bebe & Wendy my fave duo they besties for the resties
WENDY IN HER SANDRA DEE ARC I REPEAT WENDY IS IN HER SANDRA DEE ARC
I am obsessed w this omg
NO NOT MISS ELLEN COMING IN THE SAME OUTFIT this is CRUEL
Bro miss Ellen on my hit list she rizzing up my son and ruining my ship FUCK AWF
Um ???? WE JUST NOT GONNA TALK ABT WENDY’S GMA UNALIVING???? SO TRAUMATIZING FOR LIL WENDY
NO WENDY DON’T GIVE UPPPP
Wendy STOP IT I’M SOBBING i love how selfless she is but it’s also a con
???? NOT THE IRAQI AFTER MISS ELLEN
Stendy reigns again period
WENDY AND BEBE SLAYED
Aw my psycho children i love them <3
EPISODE 12:
KYLE GETTING THE CLOUT as he should <3
Barbra get ur hands off Kyle and don’t yell at stan >:(
Not cartman breaking into kyle’s house ur weird
Lol them just hanging there… weird
The Japanese i love it
Barbra destroying the town ew
Literally wtf is this ep
I’m very lost
Ike AT THE END FDDJJCNDJDJ
EPISODE 13?:
CARTMAN’S TEA PARTY ok this is wholesome
Cartman just wants to know who his dad is aw :’( big relate
My fave kids putting their video of cartman on AFV sjdsncdj
GO KART KENNY :’(
WAIT ONLY THIRTEEN EPS? WERK IG
I made it boys woo thanks for reading this far have a cookie
#faves: south park#viv watches#otp: i cant do it alone#first season a 7/10 i would say#South Park#anyways S2 S2
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A little baby elephant stumbles into your askbox, holding a small letter in his mouth. He hands the note to you, “I love you. You are a wonderful, loved person." Pass it on to the first ten people on your dash anonymously if you want to. But know that the sender hopes you have a fantastic rest of the day and night!
☆ Thank you so much for this?? This is unexpectedly cute, tf.
I hope whoever you are, both sides of your pillows are cold and you get all the green lights.
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I posted 164 times in 2022
That's 164 more posts than 2021!
31 posts created (19%)
133 posts reblogged (81%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@optimaprime8
@decepti-thots
@petitelepus
@hysterical-random-things
@whosafraidofthedjd
I tagged 6 of my posts in 2022
#star wars - 3 posts
#recipe - 3 posts
#youtube - 1 post
#transformers - 1 post
#wolfdog - 1 post
#animals - 1 post
Longest Tag: 12 characters
#transformers
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Cute lil meeting for my oc vivace and minimus ambus done by @petitelepus thank you 😊
Minimus Ambus blinked in shock. He was currently out of his protective Ultra Magnus' armor and standing in front of the said armor as he was when Vivace had entered his habsuite. The young Autobot recruit blinked as he stared at the green Minibot and a blush rose to his cheeks.
"I- I knocked!" The young mech stuttered before turning around and averting his heterochromatic optics from the green little Autobot.
Minimus was absolutely devastated but before he could shout or cry out, Vivace left and made sure to lock the door behind him. Minimus blinked before getting into his armor...
A couple of hours went by and Vivace was trying to forget what he saw since it wasn't something he was supposed to see. He tried to forget, but even engex couldn't destroy the memory of the attractive little green Bot from his mind.
"Give me another." He said to Swerve who nodded and went to prepare his drink. Vivace waited patiently but suddenly a huge shadow covered him and he turned around to see Ultra Magnus himself looking down on him.
"Vivace, I'm in need of your assistance." The blue mech said and Vivace blinked before swallowing nervously and getting up from his stool.
"Yes, sir." He nodded and followed Ultra Magnus out of the bar, his drink completely forgotten. Finally, when they were alone, Magnus turned to address the mech.
"I want to talk with you about what happened before." He said and Vivace shook his helm, "Look, don't worry, I didn't tell anyone what I saw."
"That?" The Magnus blinked, "Many know about my true form so you don't need to worry about it."
Ah, now Vivace just felt plain stupid. No one told him these things! Fraggers!
"Th- Then what is this about?"
"I wanted to ask if you would be alright seeing me as Magnus and not just as Minimus?"
"Wait, wut?"
"I have grown fond of you and you just proved yourself to me by not telling others about my true form." Magnus nodded, "It would be an honor if you started to see me more as a romantic partner than your superior."
"Are you...?" Vivace blinked, "Asking me out?"
"Affirmative." Magnus averted his optics almost bashfully, "What is your reply?"
Vivace thought about it and smiled, "I would be honored to see more of you, sir." He nodded, "I find you as Magnus and the other one appealing."
"Minimus." Magnus said and Vivace blinked, "Excuse me?"
"My real name is Minimus Ambus. You may call me Minimus."
Somehow, Vivace grinned. The name was so ironic, but at the same time so appealing. "As you wish, Minimus."
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#4
Do a Star Wars match for me plz?
Obi-Wan kenobi for you wise helpful teaching patient
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#3
Another galaxys edge recipe
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#2
3 new ocs to add to my growing tf list.
Echo - giant flying fox bat child of soundwave.
Sapphire- cybertronian human hybrid child of Kup
Behemoth- massive lotr style metallic elephant ( bayverse and mtmte)
All 3 are femmes message me if you wanna know more about all my ocs.
( edit: 4 more )
Mechs are:
Baphomet
Vivace
Freki
Geri
Tempest
Tempo
Oracle
Bones
Windhover
Astralflare
Pixie
Moonsong
Femmes:
Valkyrie
Mitros Prime
Vixien
Echo
Sapphire
Behemoth
Bjorn
Zephyr
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My #1 post of 2022
Please match me with a transformer and do a short fic about it
I match you with the royal trine.
Starscream at first when he meets you is standoffish but over time comes to work up to you. Thundercracker likes to carefully hold and cuddle you. Skywarp loves to sneak up on you at random popping in but when he realizes it startles you he apologies after getting yelled at by starscream. Your joining of the trine makes it a small loving flock of shared cuddles and grooming
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(more art comin soon so have hannibal meme)
#alexander siddig#Best hannibal#based boi#so cute on his elephant tf#history meme#he a v focussed boi#SPqrposting#hannibal barca#second punic war#aph ancients#aph carthage
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OMG ITS SO NICE TO SEE YOUR TF OCS AGAIN I MISSED THEM! they’re all so cute! I love brown being an elephant and Bash being a tiny chaos looking bird. Also Suburban and Mama Red!! And just everyone! Comfort characters all of them! Anyway hi love your art, how are you?
Aww thank you! I'm glad you missed em! I missed em too. Here, have some more! XD
As for how I'm doing.. eh, could better, could be worse. I've got a lot stuff that I'm dealing with and Its been kind'a hard to post with all this anxiety getting in the way.. But you know, I'll get through it whether I like it or not. 👍
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NCT Dream reaction to you getting your wisdom teeth removed
Mark
babysitting the dreamies is part of his daily job so he thinks ‘how hard can it be to take care of you for a few hours pffft’
he’s never regretted underestimating you so bad in his entire life ◑.◑
you’re not just a nightmare
you’re THE ULTIMATE NIGHTMARE
he was so embarrassed when he had to gently drag you out of the dentist’s office while you were crying cuz
“mY TOOTH!! mark, i lost my tooth, what am i gonna do?!?! i should have put a leash on it, i knew it!!!! now it’s gone and it’s all my fault!!!!” (˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )
*ugly sobbing* *mark awkwardly patting your back while pulling you away from the scrutinizing glares of a few karens in the waiting room*
“mark. i didn’t even get to name it!!!”
poor bby cheetah mark is SO lost
“baby, hey, don’t cry! we’ll uh…. i’ll get you a new one!” ヾ(ﾟДﾟ;ヾ)
you look up with your glassy eyes and your right cheek chubbier than your left from the cotton lodged where your tooth used to be, your bottom lip trembling oh so cutely
and mark just…stops functioning for a moment because
‘HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO CUTE BUT SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS AT THE SAME TIME IT’S NOT FAIR !!??!?!?’
“ rweally? would you really do that for me, markie?” (◞‸◟；)
“ASFKSFRDACGCS YES LOML ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING JUST SAY THE WORD AND I’LL BRING THE MOON TO YOUR FEET YOU PRECIOUS LIL BABY” ⊂（♡⌂♡）⊃
and he still insists he’s not 120% whipped for you can you believe it
he ends up piggybacking you all the way back home because your giggles were just too cute for him to resist so he can’t even get tired with how happy he is to witness you so carefree and joyful
and his heart just melts when you leave a huuuge kith with the loudest *MWAH* ever on his cheek and you nuzzle your nose in the crook of his neck that’s like the fatal combination of cute acts ʚ♡⃛ɞ(ू•ᴗ•ू❁)
in conclusion : this man just adores you with every bit of his heart :((((
Renjun
probably asked kun to pick you both up from the dentist
you’re just too much for him smh
you’re cute and all but renjun is a tired uncle
so you’re both in the backseat with kun as your driver and it’s silent
renjun just knows something is wrong there’s no way you’re so calm
but you’re just staring at him like ◎_◎
“uh..babe, you alright?”
silence and then *GASP*
renjun just knows he’s about to facepalm himself into another dimension when you grip his cheeks in both hands
“you’re a fAIRY!!!!!!!” (*ﾟﾛﾟ)
*sigh* *muffled words* “y/n let’s calm down and just-”
he doesn’t get another word out before you shove his face in your lap and literally raise his shirt up to the nape of his neck
damn beach you know what you want huh go off
“where are they???!!?!?! where are you hiding them you impostor??!!!?”
and then you start slapping his back
“ow ow OW, Y/N WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? STOP !!”
“YOUR WINGS!!! WHERE ARE YOUR FRICKIN’ WINGS ?!?!?” (╬ Ò ‸ Ó)
renjun is this 👌 close to knocking you out for good with a karate chop
so he just pushes you off and straps you to your seat with a second safety belt as he huffs under his breath
“i can’t guarantee you’ll live to see next week” (⊙_◎)
kun watching in the rear mirror like （͡°͜ʖ͡°）
“you know what? i’d really eat some chicken wings right now!! jun, let’s go get chicken wings!!!” ⊂((・▽・))⊃
he’s surprised you even remember his name
but you eventually exhaust yourself and pass out in the backseat of the car so renjun and kun drag you to bed
and renjun just tucks you in like the soft loving boyfriend that he is
and he just stares at you fondly and smooches you all over your face cuz
“how tf can you be so cute, you lil overexcited evil? you’re like the cutest thing in the world and it just!!!not!!!fair!!!!!” (♡ ‸ ♡ )
so even though he complains about you a lot, he’d sell his kidney just to see his lil cute bub happy i’m so soft :((((
Lee Jeno
“let’s go to the playground!!”
“y/n, no, let’s go home and put some ice on that cheek”
“but baaaabe i wanna go one the swing” ( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥` )
“then we’ll have to ice both cheeks”
“what did ya say???!!?!”
so jeno’s headache only worsened once you both arrived home with no prior stop to the playground
and as much as he loves you he also wants to bang his head against a wall and end his suffering yay o((*^▽^*))o
“just stay still for a second please, i’m really trying to tie this thing properly around your head”
you’re just so restless and jeno is just so done
“does it hurt?”
“ywes, my heart hurts because my own boyfriend doesn’t love me!!!”
“y/n, we already had this conversation, now just-”
“i just wanted a swing!!!” *bursts into tears* *jeno sighs half of his soul out* ଽ (৺ੋ ௦ ৺ੋ )৴
so jeno sits down beside you and pulls you into his lap gently, rocking you back and forth in an attempt to soothe your sobs jeno best boyfriend no cap
“there there, baby, we can’t go out-” *sobs intensify* “BUT i promise i’ll get you a swing right here if you let me take care of you first”
you leech yourself onto jeno’s sleeve and wipe your tears on his shirt but he doesn’t seem to mind the wet patch left on the material as he watches you with that soft look of his (´-ω-`)
so you let him patch you up after his reassurance and after he just pats your head affectionately and motions for you to stand up
and this man just flexes his arms and nudges you to latch on
that’s how jeno ends up with a squealing you as you swing back and forth with your fingers gripping his arm ╰(✧∇✧╰)
Lee Haechan
you want to pretty him up
because “since my left cheek looks like it’s stuffed with a tennis ball, i can’t carry the visuals in this relationship for a while, so i need to hand the responsibility over to you”
“who even said you’re the one carrying the visuals” ℃ↂ_ↂ
“oh honey you’re only now realizing?”
(╬☉д⊙)⊰⊹ฺ
he blames the anesthesia for your severe accusations
but the only way to shut you up is give in to your wishes
so that’s how he found himself seated down on the carpet of your home with your legs draped over his and your totally professional make up applied over his face
“i look like a clown”
“not even make up can cover your true identity, hyuck”
deep breaths, donghyuck, in and out, take it easy (◎ω◎*)
“any preferences for the nail polish color?”
“to match my soul”
“so hot pink” o(≧∇≦o)
*poker face* “you know i could obliviate you if i wanted to clown you”
*pout that hurts hyuck’s lil heart* “but you wouldn’t do that to your hurting baby, would you” *blinks rapidly with puppy eyes*
“you bet i would” (no he wouldn’t you’re just too cute and he loves you too much) *totally not whipped (♥ω♥*)*
painting his nails is the hugest struggle in your entire life
“WHY TF ARE THEY SO SHORT, ARE THEY TAKING AFTER YOU”
on second thought, mercy is no longer available for you
“hyuck, you should tape your fingers so you won’t bite your nails like a preschooler anymore”
“i’ll tape your mouth shut, that’s what i’ll tape” *_*
“hUH???!?!!?” (*ﾟﾛﾟ)
Na Jaemin
“okay jisung is an easy task compared to you right now”
even though this man is used to being the mom of the group
he’s still most likely in disbelief watching his otherwise angel flap around like a headless chicken
but you’re even cutter with your swollen cheek so he forgives you (︶▽︶)
“hey, jaem, did you know i’m closely related to snails??”
“entertain me” (∩_∩)
“they can sleep for years at once. that’s like my main talent.”
“it would be great for me if you’d put this talent of yours to work now”
jaemin ends up sprawled over the couch and watching dramas like a tired mom of 3 hyperactive children with you curled up at his side playing games on his phone
*hiccup*
jaemin’s brain before he even registered the sound : something’s wrong
“y/n baby?” (｡•́︿•̀｡)
*hiccup* *sniffle* *hiccup*
jaemin’s overprotective instincts kicked in ಠ╭╮ಠ
he knocks the phone out of the way and swings your legs over his lap to cradle you against his chest and hush you with the gentlest coos while rubbing your back up and down softly
“what happened, my love? does it hurt? tell nana what’s wrong and he’ll get rid in a second of what dared hurt his precious baby” just imagine this man this would be like the peak of my life 🥺
so in between your boyfriend’s comforting whispers and your harsh breaths of air you managed to let out a few words
“e-elephants, nana”
he already knows the biggest facepalm is coming his way -_-
“tHEy CAn’T jUmP, tHE poOR ELephANTs”
(ノ-_-)ノ~┻━┻
he just sighs and continues rocking you in his arms until you doze off, slumped on his chest, your head cushioned by his shoulder
he softly shakes his head at you and lays a butterfly kiss on your forehead
“i would make elephants jump just for you, my cute big baby” ♡♡(￫ε￩*)
Zhong Chenle
he halfway panics at the way you act
you’re usually the one who takes care of him so your childish act that surfaced because of the anesthesia took him by surprise
“dude they brainwashed y/n” (ﾉ｀□´)ﾉ
once you start babbling to him about the end of the rainbow and the elf that awaits there with a pot full of golden coins he knew you lost it
calls renjun
“hyung i’m sorry for saying you’re batshit crazy with your conspiracies, but aliens kidnapped y/n”
*muffled voices on the other side*
“NO, I’M NOT DRUNK!! they brainwashed y/n or even worse… returned a cheap copy of them”
renjun probably just tells him to put you to sleep and advises chenle to do the same with himself -_-
so chenle just approaches you very carefully, his voice barely above a whisper
“hey, babe, aren’t you tired?”
“actually no, how about a walk in the park???”
“idk y/n, it doesn’t seem like the best idea”
“PLEASE” 🥺
“THIS IS THE BEST IDEA OF THE YEAR BABY!!!11!!”
this man is royally whipped for you so he takes you to the nearest park and keeps a careful watch on you as you bend down to pet every dog that passes by ⊂((・▽・))⊃
while he would do anything for you, he’s very panicky about your safety so he has to hold your hand the entire time and you’re not allowed to leave his side for even a second overprotective boyfriend check
mid walk you take a break on a bench and you lean your head on cheble’s shoulder before muttering sleepily
“lele, i’m tired, imma take a nap”
“are you serious rn” (ಠ_ಠ)
but you’re already a goner and chenle is left fuming by himself
despite his annoyance he still adjusts you so he can piggyback you home and hums songs softly every time you stir (灬♥ω♥灬)
you’ll have to baby him an entire week to pay him back
Park Jisung
this boy is actually quite pleased
because for once he can take care of you and not the other way around without any complaints coming from you
so you both end up curled into each other under a blanket while watching the Frozen movies :((((((((
and for once he ends up watching you more than he watches the movie because you’re so cute reciting all of Olaf’s lines ꒰˘̩̩̩⌣˘̩̩̩๑꒱
but the fun can only last for so long
and when your mouth starts feeling ‘funny’ jisung’s mind goes haywire
“sung, i’m gonna die”
panic panic PANIC (ｼ;ﾟДﾟ)ｼ
“they poisoned you didn’t they??? i knew it!! i knew dentists are evil, how am i gonna explain i let crazy doctors perform dark magic on you???!!?!?” no offense to dentists y’all are life savers
so you have at least 2 ice packs and a bag of frozen peas clutched against your cheek and you swear you’re about to die from frostbite rather than the weird feeling coming from your teeth
and then jisung wraps you in a mountain of blankets cuz ‘we can’t have you catching a cold now too’ as if sweating your ass off is gonna fight off the numbing cold on your face ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
but babie is confused a tad lot bit scared for both his and your life
and you’re kinda very dazed so comforting him isn’t really in your agenda
he probably worries within an inch of his life ヾ( ๑´д`๑)ﾂ
too afraid to let you fall asleep just in case
so every time you doz off sweet cutie jisung just kithes you (๑°꒵°๑)･*♡
and you wake up just to kiss back your cute boyfriend
and he just chuckles and blows raspberries on your neck man jisung would be such a cute whipped boyfriend
but he ends up asleep next to you with his face buried in your hair and arms tightly wrapped around you cocooning you close to himself ah i’m getting soft again ♡(㋭ ਊ ㋲)♡
#nct scenarios#nct reactions#nct angst#nct fluff#nct imagines#nct#nct dream#nct dream fluff#nct dream angst#nct dream reactions#nct dream scenarios#nct dream imagines#nct fic#nct dream fic#nct mark#nct jeno#nct jaemin#nct haechan#nct renjun#nct chenle#nct jisung
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I did my homework and i did my chores, time to tackle on the third book of this series, Son of Ogre
Chapter 1
Okay but the fuck is Baki planning to do if he stops fighting? That's literally all he has, he's not smart
WOOH THATS A BIT REALISTIC
PREHISTORIC ELEPHANT?!
King just went to have a snack. Also FUCK does that meat look tasty FUCKKK
This baby so cute 🥺
I'm so glad Yuji is doing stupid hilarious shit again it had been a while
Congrats on Baki for that mantis
Chapter 2
Who tf is this kid?
Poor kid lmao, i assume he will meet Baki
Look at my boyyy
HSTSRFAYDF DON'T CALL HIM A MANLET
Imagine Baki actually kills this kid HSJDYSSHCBT
Third comment with a ton of likes is "we do not condone child violence. We do, however, find it hilarious"
Chapter 3
AH SHUT UPPP KIDDO
But i like Baki memeing a round a lil
Chapter 4
🥺🥺 that's so sweet...
HELLOOOO STRYDUM MY GOD YOUR TITS GOT FATTER SIR 😳😳
Yujiro is such a fucking threat to society lmao
I love seeing Baki with his eyes open, he's looking more like his old self
Oh, shadow boxing incoming, alright
Chapter 5
Yuri? 🥺 /j
THE RETURN OF IRON MICHAEL?!
Chapter 6
I love how there's our silly little mains after every cover LUV em <33
Baki just dissociating his ass out and using it on his favor, the king
Why is Baki eating sour prunes aren't those meant to be sweet?
We all salivating
Chapter 7
Love to see there are even more swears there now
I can put my face next to my foot too tho
FAGDRJSEHARD YUJIRO CAN BEAT THE CANCER HOW ICONIC 😍
Also i would LOVE to see Yuji fight an Orca
WHAT?!
I love how everyone in the comments is calling out Rumina for not seeing issue going down to a dark hidden basement with a shirtless man older than him
Chapter 8
"piggy back me" USHSYFLFUDSY
This fight is going to be good
Chapter 9
Imagine Baki dies right here right know against an imaginary mantis lmao
Okay Baki getting damaged makes sense but the WALL?
Baki's dead (GOD IT HAS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I HAVE SAID THAT)
Ffs it's true Baki COULD create himself a stand 😰
Chapter 10
OH FUCK IT'S TRUE
Chapter 11
This fight is so boring i had to take a 6 hour break
Baki just can't win against nature eh
This reminds me of Garland pulling a suplex on that Anaconda
Chapter 12
I can't wait for the main cast to ACTUALLY appear, instead of just, you know, them in the covers
This fight is slow but cool but slow
To fight a mantis you must think like a mantis 😎
Though it's true in this manga you will most likely win if you steal your opponent techniques so
Chapter 13
I MISS IGARI FUCKKK
This is so dumb i luv it
That mantis be swearing lmao
Love it when Baki goes full Yujiro
Chapter 14
TOBA...
Holy fuck do mantis fly?
Secret Chapter?
Is this how Yujiro got born?
Idk girl i would have killed him if i was you
WHAT.
I KNOW THOSE FROGS THEY ARE FROM PUERTO RICO I THINK
I might just be sleepy but this is so confusing
AKSHSKGSKSGSJSG JUST KILL THE BABY IT AINT THAT HARD
Chapter 15
GAIA...
Why is he like this?
Is "he" with us right now?
...gotta admit that IS true...
I love Strydum sksgwhwg
Yujiro really went XD
I don't think my man Arun in the comments is aware how gay what he said is, though maybe I'm wrong
Chapter 16
GOD THESE FUCKING COVERS MAKING ME SO NOSTALGIC, LOOK AT SPEC!
ANIME KENNEDY?!
I can't believe Bush is dead
AN ASIAN BOY HAS JUST KIDNAPPED THE PRESIDENT...
8 of January? My god he's a Capricorn
I'm sorry, what?
LAHQIGWKQFWKSFWIWG 😭😭
I love Baki so much, THIS IS THE KID THAT I MISSED SO MUCH
This explains why Baki was in prison clothes in the anime teaser
Chapter 17
BIG NUMBER
That one mf like 😐
Glad Baki is 18 now at least 😌
Love to see Oliva back
Chapter 18
This page not even bothering to charge the pages anymore
I'm sure there were better ways to go to jail, well, actually, no, but still
Toba used to just chew that off
Baki did that mantis hit you in the head too hard?
I. I watched way too many prison movies and shows. I don't like seeing someone as young and pretty as Baki in such a place. I rlly don't.
Chapter 19
Yanagi baby i miss you...
IRON MICHAEL?!
Mfkhsjsys 😳🥴
Eh got my hopes too high
CHE BAKI PIBE... LA PUTA MADRE NI ACA ME ESCAPO DE MIS COMPATRIOTAS
I hope he swears too i want to see a boludo o pelotudo PLEASE
I mean para pelotudos lo veo a Yujiro todo el tiempo pero igual JSGWKEGWG me pone bien argento ver al Che carajo
Chapter 20
HE SAID BOLUDO SUAHWKWGAKSGSKSGSKGD
I can't take this omfg new fav I'm sorry Doppo but he just said boludo 😭
Pendejo is more used as pibe here but i will let it pass bc idk the lingo in Cuba and he spent some time there so
Why don't i speak like this too ffs? All i do is say eh and call it a day
He's cocky enough to call anybody any age pibe so I'll let that pass too
Por favor no lo hagas che sksgwj
Chapter 21
Che, pibe, it's a good day to die...
Chapter 22
GSHAGSTSG he should have said "no boludo"
I'm falling in love with this boludo myself
That's talented and brutal
OH RIGHT YOU LOSE YOUR BALANCE WHEN YOU DONT HAVE THAT
Chapter 23
Hm that's, cringe
YESSS HE SAID PELOTUDO
OAHWLGWKQFSKSGSJS SIII ROMPELO TODO CHE, ROMPELO TODO POR DECIRTE YANKEE KSGSSJGS
Honestly i too get pissed off when called American or European, though i won't throw shit to Baki, he's some random 18 yo japanese boy, no way he would recognize latinoamerican lingo lmao
King shit Baki boy
Chapter 24
Oh that's why he's called Jun Guevara, that's fair
I like how they are mixing a bit of truth and a bit of lie it's fun at least
Chapter 25
I like how they are drawing nipples now, occasionally
I can't wait for Viêt to complain about propaganda in the comments
OH SHIT
😳 :Y
He's sooo nice 😍
Chapter 26
Only three? You mean the third is... 👁️👁️
HAHA YEAH YUJI-CHAN <3
I can't believe he works for the USA I'm crying and shaking rn
What a progressive manga, the three strongest and most dangerous men and none of them are white 😍
GET HIS ASS BAKI
Chapter 27
Why is this guy sweating sm?
LDYDYSUGFUDT BAKI PLS
I like how the only time Baki was willing to kill a person was when he thought Sikorsky had hurt his girl
Chapter 28
I feel like Ian will die
Man i love how Baki is drawn in this book
Ffs i called it, i have watched way too many prison things to know how shit goes down
I have seen these three before in fanart but I'm curious to see what they can do
Chapter 29
Their faces remind me of Doyle
OH I CANT WAIT TO SEE EM IN THE ANIME
ASSHOLE DON'T CALL ME STUPID 😢💔
I'm gonna struggle to tell em apart but i think I'll manage
Okay I'm not the only one who thinks they look like Doyle, fair
Chapter 30
The mouth vs Yujiro when?
Someone mentioned the have the same vibe as the dudes that worked with Gaia and like 👁️👁️
Chapter 31
Lmao someone in the comments recommended the same thing
These three must be great at sex (sorry)
KSHALDHDKD NEW FAV COMMENT: "go to Japan and look for the word "defeat". That way you won't feel cocky anymore"
Chapter 32
Hehe hello Junnn~
KSHAKDHKWGS
La luna
Chapter 33
LOS TRES...
Okay that's funny, hocico instead of mouth (hocico is used for animal mouths)
I'm so glad i know Spanish
The two things that drive me insane and make me ramble are Doppo's beauty and this stupid argentinian
OSHSKWGSKSG
Chapter 34
Imagine he's doing that illusion thing Dorian did
With his own blood, that's so cool...
Hoho...!
I did that once when i had a terrible nose bleed, didn't go well
Chapter 35
This book is fucking boring NGL
"now that you got no more urine left in you"
AH.
GAHDYR LMAO
Chapter 36
HO THAT TITLE, PLEEEASE I NEED SOMETHING, ANYTHING, TO HAPPEN
HHH he kinda cute...
Oww :(
JDJSJFRGAJ
God piantao is an old word i had never heard it before
AND he took a piss.
LOCO NO SEAS HOMOFÓBICO NINGUNA MINA ACA ES MEJOR QUE ESTE PIBITO TE LO ASEGURO SKSGSKGSJAAGS
Se me cayó un ídolo y yo que le quería dar 😔
ÑSHWQLSGOSGDKW
Let's see if he lied to Baki about just liking eh /j
Chapter 37
I luv Oliva lol
AJSGSKSLAGHS BAKI SNAPPED
I too wonder where the fuck Kozue is
Chapter 38
LSHSLDGSLSGSIEG
He is jealous of what you two have, it's normal, el Che just rejected his love after all ;/
Oliva is a king
OH A HANKERCHIEF I THOUGHT THAT WAS UNDERWEAR SHSGS-
Oh shit Oliva is like 45?! He looked so young
Te fuiste a la mierda, Che, el chabón estaba siendo re bueno con vos
Baki is just dead
Chapter 39
I love how realistic Che's fear is, he's rather smart, though not this time
POOR GUY AJSGSWJW
I didn't realize Che said "what more, it may be a woman!" but to be fair they ARE in jail so
Chapter 40
I'm feeling kinda bad for him ngl
I feel happy for him tho 🥺
Bruh they added one page after the ending of some naked anime girl tf 😐
Chapter 41
These prisoners having fun is kinda sweet
YO INSANE
Bitches be complaining about Maria's looks are just jealous 🥰
Chapter 42
Damn she lorge
He loves fighting naked eh
Only valid person is the one saying Oliva deserves better treatment which tbh true
Chapter 43
Fun fact i wear my jacket like El Che too, unless it's too cold
El che with the hair lose is so cute bro,,,
Something something fingering joke
Sikorski could fold a coin too
I bet the bandana will break
Chapter 44
I would have just fallen on top of him, how is he gonna counter that, eh?
Oh that super fun to know!
Oh the good ol dirty technique, i have seen this one before!
Chapter 45
NOOO MARIA DON'T DO THIS TO HIM
This fight is super cool tho i love these two characters
Chapter 46
They just keep changing the rules i think Itagaki is just flexing at this point
LAAOSFKAGSKAGSKAF???
Baki wants his protagonism back
I'm getting pissed off they keep putting semi naked underaged girls at the end of every chapter 😐
Chapter 47
Bruh just realized, the mouth got so hyped as this new cool villain and they died in their first appearance 😭
His damn bandana...
#luly talks#i hit character limit already waaa :(#but I'm too into this to stop reading lol#btg#this saga is a bit boring but el che is funny :)#baki liveblog
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Wawwa ep 4 liveblog
Toxic men make me....
I don't want them dead these ignorant ass holes but if they tripped into a large elephant poop pile id laugh.
Paint Fight! These kids even the 18/19 or so year old have no respect for other peoples things.
Which his maturity levels are a big reason i think age of enlistment is wayyyyy too low. Especially for active duty enlistment not the education benefits.
They aren't dating smdh.
These kids are really putting together a shot gun wedding 💒. This is such a bad idea gosh.
Caitlin/Harper is leaning into the rumor like a bearded Santa clause.
Their brother really needs to learn religious tolerance 🙄 or at least stop being a fucking little shit.
Their ex is the only one thinking logically here but also he's an asshole about it.
Teens hanging out of cars terrifys me.
Aw Fraser aint about that breaking and entering life. Don't blame him at all for it but his outfit is cute. I hope someone was smart enough to capture the moment though.
Those JBL from experience can take a beating.
Eating spaghetti like that is disgusting.
The frozen frames in this show, not the still shots, but the ones where there is action and the scene just stops/freezes. I do not like them.
I love spin the bottle but with crazy stories.
That was abuse, fuck.
The music selection even though Morrissey is a twat.
Fraser and Cait/Harper look gone as fuck like gone. They are such sweet friends though.
I hope they got food and not just more alcohol.
LET HIM SPEND TIME WITH HER, stop being selfish.
Hes concerned with Islam "so much" apparently" but not the premarital sex.
This is like an analogy for teen desire I swear. Full on animalistic insane unbridled behavior.
Drunk crying to Frank Ocean about missing the bestfriend who is going to a warzone in a bathroom alone.....sounds about right.
All them hickeys or bruises on Fraser's neck.
Was wondering how Cait/Harper was handling Craig's deployment, I guess not well.
The difference of the two guys who've been close to Cait/Harper is ASTRONOMICAL.
Um that was dumb to kiss her back Fraser.
Oop...Cait/Harper said
Ngl I've been through that having to just move around the sex to get what I needed. I was too tired and not hungover enough to care. It was in college but I've heard much wilder stories from much younger international students.
Maybe that had to do with cultural views on certain ages, trust levels of parents, etc.
Cait/Harper been had a crush on the bestie mmmhm.
THANKYOU THE CONTROLLER IS ACTUALLY FUCKING ON. Tv shows and movies have people playing with off CONTROLLERS like tf.
See I'd of gone awol just to be with my lover, he should at least wake her up before he goes. Goodbyes seem the hardest part.
I know this song!!!
Bye Craig 👋 *he locked his legs in position don't do that y'all you'll pass tf out*
Preview thoughts: Oop Cait been found out o.o. Is that a fly ass sweater i see 👁👁. LOVE? LOVE??? IM Knocking my friends head off her shoulders, crush on her or not. How you gon just hop into your friends not even cold yet bed ? Can we as a whole stop chalking people up to their hair. This is gonna get messssyyyy.
#wawwa liveblog#wawwa hbo#wawwa#wawwa spoilers#we are who we are spoilers#we are who we are hbo#we are who we are
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TF MCs for the ask!
Thanks Anon! Someone else has asked me to do Jade (Kaitlyn MC), so I'll shift hers to that ask and do my other two!
JESSICA:
full name and why I chose it: Jessica Phillip. TF was the first Choices series I ever played, and Jessica was often the name I'd use as a teen for my self-insert stories. So that name was the first that came to mind.
alignment: lawful good
zodiac sign: Leo
favourite movie/TV show: The Crown and the Flame haha.
weapon of choice: that fancy pen she got in The Senior
love interest: James Ashton
sexuality: queer
favourite holiday: Christmas. Jessie's father loves making homemade fruit wines (not how James' folks have them made, with barrels and cellars and stuff. Mostly in a bharani with fruit and sugar and yeast and spices, like his mother used to make) mid-year so they'll be perfectly ready for the winter season. James was initially nervous about trying it but found himself loving it. Jessie and James always get a bottle to take home.
ideal day: cozy, in front of a fireplace, holding a cup of coffee and reading a book. Preferably she and James are nestled together under a blanket.
dream house: anything that also functions as a mini library lmao
favourite mythological figure: Ganesha, esp that little story about the writing of the Mahabharata where the nib of his pen breaks so he breaks off his tusk (he has the head of an elephant) so he can continue writing. "I aim to be that hardcore of a writer", Jessie tells James once. James backs away slowly.
comfort food: Nutella. Straight from the jar.
description of their favourite outfit: That cute red dress her mum gave her before she left for her London internship
faceclaim:
Amala Paul
MABEL:
full name and why I chose it: Mabel Davis. This one was simple - I've always loved the name and I thought it paired well with Becca.
alignment: lawful neutral
zodiac sign: Sagittarius
favourite movie/TV show: Not exactly a TV show but Buzzfeed Unsolved was pretty high on her list of binge-series'. She loves true crime stories.
weapon of choice: That drink she "accidentally" spilled on Becca as comeback the day they first met
love interest: Becca Davenport. The tension is there all through the last half of Mabel's first year but they only get together when she's in sophomore year.
sexuality: bi
favourite holiday: Easter
ideal day: Mabel's a very social person, so her ideal day would involve meeting and talking to lots of people, going out, having fun, lots of dancing. Adventure sports too!
dream house: Bright colours, warm, lots of scented candles. She's crazy about scented candles!
favourite mythological figure: The Muses.
comfort food: Ghanaian jollof rice
description of their favourite outfit: There was this lovely pink and black dress Becca gave Mabel as a thank-you gift for all her help in The Sophomore. That one remains Mabel's favourite outfit for a long, long time to come.
faceclaim:
Sabina Silverx
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My Star Wars Shipping Hot Takes
THERE WILL BE UNMARKED SPOILERS FOR THE ENTIRE SEQUEL TRILOGY IN THIS POST
TAG "#TRoS Spoilers" IF YOU WANT TO WIPE THIS POST FROM YOUR DASH COMPLETELY
THIS HAS BEEN MY SPOILER WARNING, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED ABOUT STAR WARS SPOILERS
Finn/Rey should have been endgame, or at least brought up by Finn instead of the BS non-committal "I've got something to tell you" line they play with for the rest of the movie. Bring it into text and acknowledge it fully instead of using it for a few cheap gags and leaving it hanging.
They had great chemistry in TFA. They bonded really easily and got along really well, it seemed like Finn was chatting her up a little at times and by the end of the movie they're incredibly close. Finn puts his life on the line and gets fucked up by a lightsaber to defend her. John Boyega and Daisy Ridley played off each other really well, they had really good chemistry. I really ship it.
The only hitch, imo, is the total lack of screentime they have together in TLJ. Finn's plot just kinda went nowhere and he got a rehash of his "running away" arc in TFA, and I think the Rose Tico kiss was really lame and forced. While I can appreciate their eventual reunion, and within the scope of the movie it's not unreasonable for them to not meet again until the end, I really don't dig how much time they spend apart in TLJ from a shipping perspective and I don't think the Finn/Rose pairing is very good.
To address the elephant in the room, I'm not the most positive person about Rose Tico, but I'm chill with her and I think her character would have been fine with better material than she had in TLJ. Not trying to chud things up, here. The most extreme thing I have to say about Rose Tico, within the scope of this post I'm making, is that I didn't think the actors had that much chemistry to justify a romance, the kiss was goofy with the laser going off behind them, and while I don't disagree that Kelly Marie Tran got screwed over in TRoS, I'm ultimately glad that her and Finn are good buddies in that movie instead of partners. I'm not saying her reduced role is fine, just saying I'm glad that this pairing doesn't seem to be canon. I'm glad they're still close, though. Finn is definitely the heart of the group, pulling everyone together.
The thing about Finn/Rey in TRoS is that while the chemistry isn't there on the same level as TFA - partially due to the hatchet-job editing of the first half where people are barely able to vocalise a single coherent thought before the plot ushers them along to the next point - I felt like it still existed for a while. They teased it with the "I've got something I need to tell you" line from Finn, and then they never bring it up again. Like what the fuck, wrap up the plot point instead of dragging it out for the most painful humor of the movie and failing to resolve it.
This brings me into the Reylo portion of my post.
While I don't ship it, I refuse to hate Reylo. I've got a great write-up of my Reylo opinion on my main blog which explains why, if you search for "reylo". Basic point is that a lot of the initial backlash was predicated on assumptions that people were adamant would be proven true in the next movies, and those assumptions turned out to not be the case 4 years later in 2019, so I refuse to treat it like the pariah it was in 2015 for those reasons.
I'll admit that I really enjoyed the ending with Ben Solo. Adam Driver sells the difference between Ben Solo and Kylo Ren so well, and while I understand that he did a lot of bad shit and wiped out planets and committed space genocide and stuff - Darth Vader also committed space genocide and killed hundreds of people, and his body count continues to rise in supplemental materials. And yet he was redeemed by Luke, and was able to return as a force ghost despite the genocides and mass murders he committed as Darth Vader. There is a precedent for people redeeming themselves just before they die in the Star Wars universe, even when they do some really heinous shit. As such, I am not against this happening for Kylo Ren. Star Wars is just that kind of series, for better or worse.
My opinion of Reylo is that it's kind of like fanfic mode a lot of the time. It got really wacky in TLJ, and it got way more pronounced in TRoS. That's not necessarily a detriment, but it was what it was. I don't buy Kylo Ren and Rey as romantic interests necessarily, especially when I think their relationship is really, really odd and reminiscent of fanfiction cliches, but there's enough subtext for people to read into it and I don't really care if people like it or not.
If Reylo is the endgame ship, then that's fine. I don't necessarily like it, even as I acknowledge that problematic ships will always have their audience. A ship can be used as a force for good, as long as it isn't being used to actively promote abusive tendencies or like really gross shit.
Some ships are off limits, straight up. Reylo is dicey, but I don't think it's worse than a lot of villain shipping is - there's been room for edgy villain shipping before, and I think Reylo occupies that space now and has every right to. As long as people aren't encouraging people to engage in abusive practices through their storywriting, or pushing alt-right talking points and fucked up things like that through their writing, Reylo has enough wiggle room to be a perfectly ordinary pairing in the fanfiction community.
Saying that, though - here's why I prefer Finn/Rey.
He's a close, friendly and positive force in Rey's life, they shared the start of their journeys and they helped each other grow into the heroes they became. Poe spent most of TFA missing in action, and he only meets Rey at the end of the movie. Rey and Finn spend the bulk of their character moments together, and it's the character development from these interactions - spurred along by Han and Chewie, of course - that fuels their ascent into hero figures at the end of the movie.
Why don't I like Reylo more? Because the Kylo Ren stuff seemed like essential backstory stuff, whereas Finn and Rey's characters naturally got along like a house on fire. Kylo Ren also spends most of the time getting rain on his gloves through inter-force touching in a bunch of weird, forced, fanfic-tier scenes, whereas Finn and Rey hug and celebrate and bond through conversation, not trite, rigid backstory.
I can buy Rey kissing Ben Solo at the end of TRoS. I can buy her feeling love for Ben Solo, and finding it frustrating that she can't break through Kylo Ren to get to him. Fuck, in that ending scene where Kylo is explicitly Ben Solo again, Rey and Ben have actual, honest to god chemistry, and it's cute as fuck. But that moment took a lot of catching up to get to, and before her and Kylo showed any hint of affection together, Finn was her comrade in arms, someone who shared her victories and helped to further her growth, and vice versa.
Reylo has a pretty solid conclusion, I will certainly give it that. But I feel like the Reylo conclusion is steeped in that classic "I can redeem the bad guy through love" trope like the original Star Wars, except with a romantic angle this time. Ben's redemption didn't have to be with a kiss - it could still happen without the romance angle, but the romance is added in to distinguish it from the other Star Wars examples.
Ultimately, I think having Ben's redemption spurred by romantic love is broke, whereas Rey finding a buddy in Finn, having their ups and downs together, shielding each other from harm and becoming close through mutual shared experiences and proximity is woke.
What about Finn/Poe? Ship it if you want, it's all good. I understand why this ship was initially so popular, and while I don't ship it, I'm not the shipping police and I get the premise behind it. Poe/CrimeGirl? This was shoehorned tf in, but if you think it's neato, it's neato. Poe/Rey? I think they would make a terrible couple, but whatever. Poe/Finn/Rey? Everyone wins. Add Kylo Ren anywhere into the mix and you can have yourself a party, depending on your stance on the character. Make any of the characters gay, bi, pan, ace - literally whatever, outside of a few significant parameters just about every ship is valid. I'm not a hard-ass, shipping is fun and outside of some really bad shit I'm generally down for people having a good time. I just like Finn/Rey the most.
Also, Maz Kanata is really neat and I hope she gets more screen time. If her lifespan makes it squicky to ship her with the younger characters, that's your business and I understand and respect that, but frankly I would write a romance story about Maz Kanata falling in love in a heartbeat - I just don't know who. I've written Doctor Who fanfic where a 2000 year old alien woman dates a 21 year old policewoman from Sheffield, so as long as the right boundaries are respected, I think a Maz Kanata story could be pretty fun and non-problematic like with a Doctor Who story.
Anyway that's my Hot Takes post
byeeeeee
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day6 + making sims
highlights:
“YOON DOWOON, Y D W”
“bob the builder”
*brian looks good*
“wheres your glasses?!” “theyregone.”
what is jae doing with bob’s nostrils hUH?!
*jae fails as usual* bob, to wonpil: do you wanna take over
"this is sungjin when he's 65"
"nice, very nice."
"he had an accident when he was shaving"
*pillie gives sungjin elephant ears*
*bob is blue, everyone agrees*
*brian looks really good*
*everyone is choosing bob's hair, he slowly brings his hand up to his head and feels it like am i actually that bald* yes sungjin yes you are
"nice, very nice."
*brian looks amazing*
*gives sungjin bunny shoes* "niiiiice." "nice-uhhhhhh" *clap clap clap*
"you live to eat"
first name: bob, last name: the builder
*they start jae's one, enter to a sim that looks nothing like chicken lil* "wait, thats you right there." "good job everybody"
so apparently jae broke his nose when he was young, doesn't surprise me this kids always doing stupid stuff.
"i also broke my head" "oh thats why..."
"i feel pretty cool pointing that out."
*brian looks cute*
*blinkblink*
"look at that mouse movement"
"this hair reminds me of when you-" "no please don't. no no no" "the kpop star era" "please no... lets not bring that up" (iconic visuals)
"it already looks like jae" tf no this looks nothing like kpop star era jae or nowadays jae what are they on-
"magic the gathering. hitmeup."
"this is jae from 2012" NO ITS REALLY NOT WTH ARE YOU DOING
*brian*
what. a. mess.
#in case you cant tell i think that brian looked really good here#and jae as well#tbh all of them#sungjin though omfg this boy will be the death of me#so what kind of crackhead video was this#can i please unstan PLEASE#who let them do this#absolute crackheads#i hate them so much#no i dont#i dont even know what to say#hhhh idk whether to love or hate them#what does jyp feed them#they weird#i should be used to this kinda crack from jyp artists but i dont think i ever truly will be#but you know what this is the sort of content i like and appreciate so everyone say thank you buzzfeed#jae#day6#sungjin#youngk#wonpil#dowoon#park sungjin#park jaehyung#kang younghyun#kim wonpil#yoon dowoon#daysixnet#myday#mydays
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Happy Birthday! – Zig X Scarlett (MC) – Part 2
SUMMARY: On Saturday afternoon, Zig and Scarlett (MC) celebrate her birthday with a fun ride in the amusement park.
PAIRING: Zig X Scarlett (MC)
RATING: Everyone
WORDS: 2.554
NOTE: Hey! Here’s the second part from Happy Birthday! series. I got the idea for Zig and Scarlett’s date after watching on Youtube Kaitlyn’s route in TS 2 (they go to an amusement park during chapter 4). There’s also a mention to Scarlett’s childhood friends, Kelsey and Emma. I first wrote about them in a series about a visit from Scarlett to Zig during summer in TF 4, I didn’t like the result of that series and kinda left aside. Maybe I’ll finish that one day, but within the timeline of my fanfics, Scarlett already told Zig about them. I also mentioned the girls in this post about Scarlett for MC Appreciation Week. Phew! English isn’t my native language. I write to practice and learn, so please sorry any mistakes. I hope you like it, and if you do, I’d appreciate if you like/comment/reblog!
Click here to read Part 1.
Scarlett got up early to finish her homework she left aside the night before. When it was midday, she dressed up and headed to the coffee shop. Zig was waiting for her outside, and smiled broadly when he saw her rushing into his direction. She threw herself into his arms and he hugged her tightly.
_Glad to see you’re excited for today!
_I’m always excited to spend the day with you! Even more today! – he lifted her chin with one hand and kissed her deeply. She pulled back smiling – so, where we go to lunch?
_It’s up to you, Scarlett, where my princess wants to go? – he smiled sweetly.
_Since it’s my birthday, how about a Chinese?
_Great, let’s go! – they headed to his car and then to her favorite Chinese restaurant. Once there, they ordered the food, and when the waiter left the table, Scarlett took Zig’s hands.
_So, can you tell me now where we will go?
_Mmm…no. I want to see your face when we arrive there – he lifted her hands and kissed them.
_Oh… - she pouted – neither a tip? Why we couldn’t eat in there?
_You’ll understand when we arrive there – he said patiently, like he was talking to a little kid – my curious girl. Don’t worry, I already said you’ll love it.
_Okay… - she sighed – I trust you. No matter where we’ll go, I always have a good time with you.
_Me too. I’m so glad we’ll do something special for your birthday.
_This already is the best birthday I’ve had. Because I have my friends and you – she smiled and he squeezed her hands.
_You know, when Zack told us about his idea for your surprise party, everybody agreed instantaneously. He texted us and we met at the coffee shop, and right there we started to plan everything, what each of us would do. I was so glad to see how much they like and care about you. I know you care about us, too, and it’s reciprocal – he grinned, and she blushed slightly, smiling widely.
_Good to know I have people by my side for whatever comes. I’m there for you guys and I’m sure you’ll be there for me too.
_Definitely. We’ll always on your back – his gaze was full of adoration – I feel so lucky and grateful for having you in my life as my girlfriend.
_So do I. You’re the best, Zig, my angel – they leaned over the table to a kiss. Right after they separated, their food arrived, and after they ate the meal, they went back to the car and headed to the mysterious place. Scarlett talked to Zig, but tried to guess where they were going – so, I see it’s a place higher than Northbridge, so we don’t have snow here…oh, my God, what place will this be? – she lifted her head trying to see ahead, and he giggled.
_We’re almost there, just more a few minutes. But something tells me you won’t need to lift your head so much to see it – she widened her eyes and turned her head to glance at him, he was smirking. Her curiosity was killing her from the inside, and she had no idea where he was taking her. But when she suddenly saw a rollercoaster, and then a Ferris wheel, she let out a slight scream.
_Don’t tell me…
_Yes – he smiled and she bounced on her seat.
_What a wonderful idea! – she threw her arms around him and kissed his cheek.
_Whoa! Wait until I park the car, or I can cause an accident! – she pulled back laughing.
_Sorry, I’m pretty excited. It’s been a long time since I went to an amusement park!
_Seconded. And it sound great. Kaitlyn gave me the tip, she guaranteed me it’s the best she already went.
_I can see. There’re some cool rides here! And some booths with games! Now I can understand why you wanted us to lunch in Northbridge!
_Yeah, I don’t want you throwing up when we’re in the rollercoaster – they laughed, then he pulled over the car in the parking lot, and they went to the entrance. He took two tickets from his wallet and they entered in the park. Scarlett, holding his hand, looked around to the attractions, the tents with games, the food and the people in there, excited.
_Look at that! It’s wonderful – Zig laughed. She was looking like a little girl who had never been to a park before, and it was pretty adorable.
_Where should we begin?
_To prove to you I’m not scared, let’s go to the rollercoaster – she guided him to the queue and soon they were enjoying the ride in one of the cars – it was really fun!
_Yeah, you’re right – he nudged her – but I wasn’t so scared. I think the Evolution is worse – he pointed to the ride on their left.
_Challenge accepted – she linked her arm on his and they headed to Evolution. They went to other radical rides of the park, laughing and teasing each other, but none of them was scary enough for them – nice to see I have a partner as brave as me! – she hugged him while they had a break for a soda. So many rides got them thirsty.
_I was about to say the same, Scar. I’ve always loved these thrilling rides and I’ve never met anyone who shared this with me – she took his hand and kissed it – I mean, not my friends, or my sisters, especially Sophie, but, you know…like you said, a partner… - Zig stammered a little and she interrupted, grinning.
_Yeah, I understood – Scarlett giggled – me too, Zig. I think I’ve already told you about my best friends Kelsey and Emma, I know them since kindergarten. We loved to go to amusement parks but Emma sometimes was afraid of the rides. Kelsey joined me but she didn’t like to leave Emma aside, so I’d give up on her – Zig looked at her, sweetly.
_Aw, since always looking after her friends – he kissed her temple and she rolled her eyes, smiling.
_Yeah, you can say so – she nudged him – and I’ve never had an adventurous boyfriend either – he smirked at her before leaning down to kiss her deeply – so I think we make a perfect duo.
_I never doubted of it for a second – he turned his head and grinned – well, Kaitlyn said that horror house is amazing, but, well, you know how she is when it comes to horror.
_Oh, believe me, I know – they chuckled – so I think we need to check it out – after some jump scares and laughs, they decided to go to less radical rides, like bumper cars and boats, the motion simulator and the music express. After a while, they decided to stop to eat. Amidst fries, burgers and milk shakes, they were still laughing and talking about the day, sitting side by side.
_So, did you like this surprise?
_If I liked? Zig, I loved it! You were absolutely right! – he laughed again with her excitement.
_You were so funny and lovely today, my princess. Sometimes I thought I’d brought a little child to the park instead of my girlfriend – she laughed loudly.
_Yeah, I think I got carried away and this park woke the baby Scarlett inside me.
_But I’m not complaining – Zig grinned – I liked to see it. I got the sense that baby Scarlett was as cute as 20-year-old Scarlett – she smiled shyly and he kissed the tip of her nose.
_And she still keeps a peculiar taste from her baby days – Scarlett took off the tamp of her strawberry milk shake and dipped a potato inside it – open your mouth – Zig obeyed and she put the potato covered by ice cream inside his mouth. He chewed slowly, tasting that strange combination, but smiled a little.
_Well, it isn’t bad - he kissed her again – when we're done here, we could try those games, and see if I get another gift for you.
_Oh, I’d love to! And I get the feeling you’re great at these games.
_Yeah, I had a lot of training. My sisters always asked me to try to get stuffed animals for them. And, modesty aside, they never came home empty-handed – he winked.
_Great, let’s see if you kept those skills – after they finished their food, they walked the tents with the carnival games, and lots of prizes. Suddenly, something caught Scarlett’s attention – oh, Zig! Look at that! – she pointed to a big stuffed elephant with a red hat in a high shelf – he’s so cute! – Zig looked down to the tent.
_Oh, shooting! It’s my favorite! – they approached the place and he took a shotgun. An old and sympathetic man wearing a hat and a striped shirt smiled at them.
_Welcome, my pals! You just have to aim at that target – he pointed to a black and white target with different points markers, only the number ten was in a red circle in the middle – Four shots for a prize!
_And how much do we need to get that elephant? – Zig pointed to the prize Scarlett wanted.
_Thirty-two points. Good luck! – he smiled again, and Zig turned to Scarlett.
_Hey, how about we do this together?
_Are you sure? I don’t know if I’m as good as you are at this…
_We need thirty-two points, an average of eight in each shot. I can shoot twice, and then you, twice. I can go first to take advantage and you can concentrate more quietly for your attempts. What do you say?
_Mmm…okay, whatever, let’s do it – she grinned nervously. Skillfully, Zig placed the gun on his shoulder and aimed the target for some seconds before shooting. He hit the number eight. Then he concentrated again and hit the nine – so, seventeen points, not bad – she sighed – I need fifteen…
_Let me help you to hold the gun – he placed himself behind her and put the gun on her shoulder, then set her hands the same way he did during his shots – look through this circle, when you feel you’re ready, pull the trigger – he kissed her cheek – I’m pretty sure you can do it, babe – he smiled and she focused on the number eight. She shot but hit the six.
_Oh, crap – Scarlett snorted, frustrated – that was awful, now I need a nine…after this, I don’t think I can do it…
_Don’t give up yet, Scarlett – he cheered her up – the game isn’t over until it’s over, take your time – she turned to him and smiled when she saw him smiling too. She concentrated again for a little longer and shot. The bullet trailed directly to the red circle.
_Oh…my…God! I did it, I can’t believe! – she started to jump and he wrapped his arms around her waist, lifting her up – did you see it, my angel?- she couldn’t stop grinning.
_You just needed a nine, but you went further! – he kissed her cheek seval times – thirty-three points, I knew you could!
_Congrats, my friends! – the man was holding the elephant and she picked it, holding him thight while Zig payed the man. He greeted with a hat tip. Scarlett and Zig walked away from the tent.
_Oh, I love stuffed animals! He needs a name, what could it be? – she turned him to Zig, and he frowned, pensive.
_He remembers me of that movie, where an elephant finds an entire city of little creatures in a dust speck…
_Yeah, I know…Horton Hears a Who!
_This! Horton could be his name, what do you think?
_Perfect – she looked at the stuffed animal – nice to meet you, Horton. I’m Scarlett, and you’ll live in my bedroom now – she turned him over to Zig again, he was laughing – and this handsome guy is my boyfriend, Zig.
_It’s a pleasure, Horton. And since you’ll live in her bedroom, I’m pretty sure we’ll met often – they burst into laughing, and Zig wrapped an arm around her before kiss her temple – look, let’s try the Whac-A-Mole – after a few more games, the first stars began to shine in the dark sky. Scarlett looked at the carousel, smiling. It was spinning slowly, all lit up with small colored lamps.
_It’s even more beautiful at the night, don’t you think? – hand in hand they approached the place.
_Absolutely – the carousel stopped spinning – why don’t you go up on one of the horses so I can take a picture?
_Great! But let’s do it fast, I don’t like his face – they glanced to the man at the control panel, frowning at them. He listened Zig’s proposal to Scarlett – I know it’s just for kids, but we just want to take a picture!
_Okay, but be really fast. We can’t hold the line too much – while he said that, Scarlett ran to a horse and straddled it. Zig took his phone and took some photos.
_She’s beautiful, isn’t she? – Zig turned to the man and he cracked up a little smile, nodding slightly – thank you so much, sir. Tomorrow is her birthday, and we’re already celebrating – Scarlett approached Zig and he hugged her by the waist with one arm.
_In this case, you two should ride the Ferris wheel. Couples love it during the night – he pointed to the Ferris wheel, also covered by flashing lights.
_Great! It’d be a perfect way to end our day here – she took her boyfriend’s hand and turned to the man – thanks for the tip, sir.
_Happy birthday – he smiled a little more, and Scarlett grinned.
_Thank you! – they walked to the Ferris wheel’s line – did you see that? We made someone smile today! – they chuckled.
_We’re so happy and having so much fun we managed to infect the others – they kissed as soon as they get in the line. On the seat Scarlett placed herself between Horton and Zig – I don’t want to risk, but the three of us are so tight in this car we wouldn’t need these security stuff – she laughed.
_Right, but as you said, we don’t want to risk – the ride started, and Scarlett held Horton with one hand and put the other on Zig’s thigh. He slid on arm around her shoulders – this day was awesome, babe, I loved every single thing we did – he kissed the top of her head.
_I wanted this day was memorable. I’m damn glad you enjoyed as much as me – they reached the top of the wheel, and they could see the entire park lightened in contrast with the dark night sky – so amazing. That guy was right.
_What a wonderful way to end our day!
_Hey, our day isn’t over yet, Scar!
_Really? Did you plan something else? – she looked at him, lifting an eyebrow.
_Well, no. But I was thinking of go to your house and having a… - he leaned down to her ear – a more intimate celebration – she grinned and ran her hand along his thigh.
_Of course. Our day wouldn’t be complete without it – he smirked and pressed his lips to hers in a passionate kiss. They pulled back as soon as they arrived at the floor. They went back to his car and headed to her house, still talking about the day, but anxious for what would come next.
#fanfic#the sophomore#zig ortega#zig x mc#fanfic series#choices fanfic#choices#playchoices#zig x scarlett
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introduction into nu’est
debuted March 14, 2012 with “Face” under pledis entertainment
fandom ㄴ.ㅇ.ㅅ.ㅌ (pronounced LOVE from the way you spell Nu’est in Korean 뉴이스트) fandom color hot pink
did pretty well during debut promotions but popularity kept declining due to shitty promotions from company and lack of comebacks
many thought Nu’est was near disbandment
4 members (Jonghyun, Minki, Minhyun and Dongho) joined Produce 101 Season 2 in hopes of proving their skills and saving Nu’est
all four members made it to the finale but only Minhyun made it into the top11 (#9) and got to debut with wanna-one
other members ranked 13 (Dongho), 14 (Jonghyun) and 20 (Minki)
but they did not fail because they did prove themselves throughout the show and gained a lot of popularity internationally and nation-wide
in hopes that they continue to gain popularity I am making an introductory to the members of Nu’est for the new and upcoming ㄴㅇㅅㅌ’s :)))
firstly Nu’est’s Leader
Kim Jonghyun (JR) 06.08.1995
Leader, Main Rapper, Main Dancer
talented affff
3 S’s Shy Sweet & Sensitive
extremely caring
blames himself for Nu’est’s lack of popularity
looks like onibugi
cries a lot
but only bc he loves his members and p101 children so much and he wants to do his best for them 24/7
wayyy too selfless
Nation’s Leader
cried bc other p101 trainees did a hidden camera on him on his birthday
plays like almost every instrument ever
speaks japanese
loves eminem
says he’s living his father’s dream by becoming an entertainer
too shy to speak english
humble affff
video game addict
brought a potato to school and talked to it like it was his child
says sorry too much
ren is his gf
camera slut always has to be in the shot
hates tomatoes
always gets way into karaoke
wants to marry aron :))
next is the oldest
Aron Kwak (Aron) 05.21.1993
ft hungry Minhyun
Lead Rapper, Lead Dancer, Vocalist
real name is youngmin
but he fucking hates it
from LA
is the oldest but isn’t the leader
for good reason
hes a fucking mess
an adorable mess but a mess
does radio shows
sometimes says things without thinking and gets himself into trouble
smart af
got accepted into NYU but chose to become an idol instead
learned Korean in 9 months
is a slut for his members
prob a closeted alcoholic
conceited
high key gay for ren
mommas boy
ladies man
checks out girls even while on camera
thinks he’s cute and tags pictures of himself as #cutie
king of fan service
loves skinship
gets banned from twitter all the time bc all he does is follow fans
can actually cook
has kissed ren and acted like he kissed baekho and minhyun
can’t ice-skate but claims he’s good at it
can’t say nu’est after all these years
hates horses and seagulls
can’t jump rope
has a crush on minhyun’s sister
is always 200% done with his members
“when I feel lonely at night I like lonnnggg hairrrr”
ren: “rrreeaallly?”
claims he teaches the other nu’est guys english but has progressively given up
started the jr looks like onibugi thing
next is my bias :)))))))))))
Kang Dongho (Baekho) 07.21.1995
Main Vocal
thiccc
can barely dance
but has an amazing voice
looks scary but isn’t at all until he’s irritated
doesn’t get irritated easily but when he does gtg
is prob scared of ren
kang daddy
sexy bandit
really close to his dad
his dad has leukemia and dongho went to Instagram to ask people to donate blood to help his dad out
sweet pie
also hates horses
likes tacos
says he likes girls with “long hair, cute and sexy…. and a lot of money”
got his stage name bc he looked like Kang Baekho from SlamDunk
his stage name means white tiger
has a tiger tattooed on his forearm
2 more tattoos on his chest
its hot af
has abs
but gets too shy to show them
knows kumdo and did it in his solo teaser before debut
again hot af
hates cleaning
won’t do it
has the most wholesome laugh I literally have a playlist of baekho laugh comps
if his laugh doesn’t make you smile idk what will
fought a drug dealer in Mexico bc he tried to start a fight with his members
strong af
(saying hello on a radio show) “hello I’m baekho I’m fine thank you and you?”
has to hug someone to be able to sleep usually ren
sweats all the time
he can breathe and start sweating
a lil gay for Aron but kissed Minhyun on the cheek and is all over ren sooo
wants to be a comedian but only tells dad jokes
broke the lock on the bathroom door in their dorm once
says whats on his mind/what he feels
competitive but sucks under pressure
sucked in school
lazy af
prob has the best English pronunciation out of the members besides Aron obviously
“I remember me”
has to pet every dog he sees
called his parents just to ask to buy something worth like $6
talks shit to anyone and everyone
didnt mean to audition for pledis but went to support his friend in their audition and got casted lmao
is basically naked in the dorm all the time
but in public covers up like a nun
plays piano
always dies from secondhand embarrassment from ren
next is the model
Hwang Minhyun (Minhyun) 08.09.1995
Lead Vocalist, Visual
tall af
skinny but buff
should and could be a model
can hit high notes like nobody’s business
extremely innocent
still hasn’t had his first kiss
at first pledis only wanted him bc of how handsome he is
speaks japanese
has an older sister that Aron has a crush on but he said she’s out of his league
low key savage
(saying hello on a radio show) “hi I’m minhyun, I like you *kiss noise*”
loves jr
is in Wanna-One (p101)
only pledis trainee to make it
cried when minki jonghyun and dongho didnt make it
didn’t even celebrate his victory bc all he could think about was leaving his brothers I’m crying
doesn’t drink
“perfect perfect perfect”
don’t ask him to improv dance
ren said baekho was the most handsome in nu’est and he accidentally blurted out “no he’s not” lmaoo
likes american-korean accents aka aron’s accent
got lost in turkey
rlly likes elephants
always has body lotion wyd boy ;););)
loves things to be clean
always fighting with the members especially baekho bc nobody cleans except him
bribes baekho with food
hes a picky eater bc hes a child
sucks at bowling
said “this is your mistake” to Aron bc Aron didn’t know their English titles
sings everywhere
“thats no-no”
skips practice all the time
sleeps with earphones in how tf
cried when pledis scouted him
next is the maknae
Choi Minki (Ren) 11.03.1995
Vocalist, Face of the Group, Maknae
is beautiful dressed as a boy and a girl
can rock long hair
actually any hair
made aron’s heart flutter when he was dressed as a girl
extra af
sassy af
on the topic of Mexican food he responded with “u know i luv u gurl I like mexican” and everyone in the room died
impersonated people drowning in an elevator from movie
minhyun said he had a lot of charisma and he said he was crying
ranted on how amazing and beautiful jr is for like 5 min on live radio
(saying hello on a radio show) “nice to meet you I’m ren thank you very much I love you too”
lady gaga’s number one fanboy sent her fanmail once
knows he’s pretty
can model walk
flexible
can play piano
thinks he can speak English
can’t
loves everyone
is actually terrifying
does this thing with his shoulders
so now he’s called shoulder gangster
not afraid to be embarrassed
can and will do any girl dance
can’t raise animals they all die
used to get mistaken for a girl all the time
members rlly love him
has a twitter
made jr sit in a trash can once
sucks at games like any game
amazing dancer
fell in love with baekho when he did kumdo for the solo teaser like same
is a lil bit of a loner
loves fashion
is a diva
likes nail art
loves the movie titanic
hogs the bathroom bc he’s an ass
makes the members question their sexuality
“how old are you”
“I’m fine thank you”
likes skinship
says his older brother is terrifying lmao
snores
thats everything I can remember about the nu’est members pls support and love them
#stan nu'est#nu'est#p101#p101s2#wanna-one#kim jonghyun#choi minki#kang dongho#hwang minhyun#aron kwak#nu'est aron#nu'est jr#nu'est ren#nuest ren#nuest jr#nuest aron#nuest minhyun#nu'est minhyun#nuest baekho#nu'est baekho#baekho#ren#jr#kpop#nations leader#nations leader deserved better#sexy bandit#kang daddy#daddy sexy#shoulder gangster
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