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ROME GOT NO BUSINESS LOOKIN LIKE A SNACC

drink milk kids n grow up big n stronk like roma

this scene in: It’s always sunny in philadelphia italia™

#aph rome #more art coming soon dear children #aph--carthage #always sunny in philadelphia #what kinda fucking milk he drink? #chocolat milk with extra anabolics #show yourself and your roman thotting ways anon #i am in awe of the size of this lad #absolute dilf unit

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//IM CRYING

#HAHAHAH #hetalia #aph memes #What the hell happened to #aph france #aph italy #and aph america #yo tf is up with germany #aph germany got his new software update #same with aph russia #this is too good #axis powers hetalia #axis powers ヘタリア #but seriously #what the fuuuuck #IS AMERICA #aph england TOO TF

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Nobody under Augustus knew what to do with babies, or how to make them tbh XD

 [TEAS SPILLING NOISES]

//we roasting Rome? good good. While we’re on the topic, allow me to just remind everyone the romans found this fennel with contraceptive effects and unironically used it to extinction. 

#oof ouch oof #aph carthage

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After her reconstruction under Augustus, Carthage had very little idea how to regard the things that were the land she'd once ruled.

#Aph spain #i mean spain is still ispania/hispania but shhh #aph portugal #aph carthage #clicc for hd 💪 #mumma sailor with her to-be conquistadors #carthage cant cope with kids #aph ancients #hetalia #ancient history #hetalia art #ancientalia #based and punicpilled #aph--carthage #punica fides

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my favorite history fact is that when carthage was gearing up for the second punic war they were conquering all the lands between them and rome, which scared the romans enough for them to send a mesage saying “hey why the fuck are you conquering towards us?” and Hannibals response was “we’re conquering other lands so we can get money to pay the debt we owe you” 

And cuz the romans were the romans they were just like

#good ass meme #10/10 #shoutout hamilcar for leading the envoys round the silver mines lmaooooooo

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So, what do you think about Iberia and her/his kids (//not sure of which (binary) gender you see them as)

"I am proud, to say the least. I watched Iberia go from an annoying young buck to a man; though always a pain in the ass and stubborn as an ox, he was dear to me. I wish I could have done more to repel the offensives in Ispania but no point dwelling on old losses.

His kids (probably), are my kids too — having inherited the talents of sailing and trading as I did from my brothers. Brave, young nations with big, emerald eyes full of hope — and they carry the legacy of when I was a grand mercantile Empire with them. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree it seems... given that like me, Spain and Portugal were the conquistadors; seeking gold, claim and coasts. I found that Tyre was right.

It really does run in the family."

-Ṣap̄anbaʿal

#aph carthage #aph ancients #aph iberia #aph spain #aph portugal #ancientalia #awww Ṣap̄an luvs her kids #aph--carthage

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Anonymous asked: I bet Carthage has a smile that gets her all the good deals when she's trading.

"Confidence in your dealings is a good way to profiteer — and that gives me another reason to smile."

-Ṣap̄anbaʿal

#so smug #such a pretty smoosh of a smile #aph carthage #click for high res #aph ancients #hetalia #ancientalia #aph--carthage #hetalia art #punica fides #ancient history

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//what do you mean historically inaccurate

#ancient history #carthage #Punic wars #rome #roman republic #history memes #my old oc from spqrposting #go check out the fb group #hamilcar is 1PW dad as always #sicily #punic thotmin reporting for duty god help the SPQR members who find this

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brüh sweden swëåting right nøw

i go to carthaginian ikea….. I Purchase A Flat-Pack Quinquåeremë…..

(from carthage must be destroyed by richard miles)

#aph carthage #wild times #love me some ingenuity #hetalia #aph sweden can fight me the bitch ass #punica fides

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as someone with probable phoenician/carthaginian dna, im sending over love to your blog.

//Ayyyyy partially amazigh myself so I'm with u fam and thank you 💕💕💕

#I can hear the punic flowing through me #its telling me im a lazy piece of shit and i should go rebuild the phoenician hegemony #we related to absolute chads 😤😤

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he got Biggus Dickus Energy

#aph rome #grandpa rome #click for higher resolution #ancientalia #aph ancients #life of brian #hetalia art #ancient history #aph--carthage #biggus dickus #pontius pilate #terry jones #history memes #foxy grandpa irl #punica fides

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@taniii-chan asked: Been a while since my last ask. Could we have a carthage at sea? or some numidia Mauritania interactions?

//I can give you all three of 'em interacting by the sea!... and trying to stop Carthage from punching Libyan's face in, but still.

#aph carthage #aph numidia #aph libya #aph mauritania #aph ancients #hetalia #ancient history #ancientalia #hetalia art #aph--carthage #hetalia ask blog #punica fides

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(more art comin soon so have hannibal meme)

#alexander siddig #Best hannibal #based boi #so cute on his elephant tf #history meme #he a v focussed boi #SPqrposting #hannibal barca #second punic war #aph ancients #aph carthage

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the two genders

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headcanon that rome is basically the madly hyperactive shiba inu of the Mediterranean

//the sheer fact you made mun consider a shiba and rome at the same time makes this abomination entirely your fault anon lmao

#i hate this so muchi love it #aph rome just got 10x more punchable thanks to yours truely #sike he looks fluffy it cute #and we love a meta doge #punica fides

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Mun, do you make these memes? If you do they're brilliant!

//AAAA thank you so much 💕💕

Anything with the SPQRposting watermark is something I’ve made as OC for the facebook group. Check it out, if you have the time (If you can find me, chuck me a wave, eh?)

#mun loves hearing the love #thank u hehe

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#aph ancients #aph rome #hetalia #ancient history #aph greece #ancient greece #meme